Viddaric
2009-01-02, 03:11 AM
This thread is dedicated to any funny homebrew DnD things you have created. You can do magical items, monsters, feats, quests, dungons, traps, anything you created and is funny. you don't have to have actualy used it or played it, you just have to have thought of it
(honestly, I'm surprised this hasn't come up yet)
I personaly specalise in funny magic items, so let's start with a few I made up:
bow/crossbow/sniper rifle of headshotting: when you use this weapon, you get a plus two bonus to hit on all called shots to the head, and when you succeed, it is an automatic critical hit, asuming the enemy has vitals in it's head. obviously, you can't do this on enemies who don't have heads. in adition, if you succeed in getting a critical hit to the head in this manner, either from the bow, aloud, or as a telepathetic message to the holder of the bow, comes a deep, echoing voice saying "HEADSHOT!". (unreal tournament refference for the win) this can prove to be a disadvantage if it is aloud, because it alerts your enemies, but is highly satisfying
gloves of slapping: as long as you are wearing these gloves, you must use only open hand attacks when fighting with no weapon, but you get a slight bonus when you do. cursed gloves of slapping cause you to slap yourself (usualy no dammage, but looks rediculous and can give a penalty to skill and concintration checks) every 1d6 minutes.
shield of paper: acts like a normal shield in every way, including feel and hardness, untill it is attacked with a hostile force. enemy weapons tear right through the shield, and you get no bonus from it. you also have a chance of attempting to block with your arm, and getting it injured, or even cut off, if you're not lucky. after this happens, the shield acts like paper, and gives out to almost any force.
What can you come up with?
(honestly, I'm surprised this hasn't come up yet)
I personaly specalise in funny magic items, so let's start with a few I made up:
bow/crossbow/sniper rifle of headshotting: when you use this weapon, you get a plus two bonus to hit on all called shots to the head, and when you succeed, it is an automatic critical hit, asuming the enemy has vitals in it's head. obviously, you can't do this on enemies who don't have heads. in adition, if you succeed in getting a critical hit to the head in this manner, either from the bow, aloud, or as a telepathetic message to the holder of the bow, comes a deep, echoing voice saying "HEADSHOT!". (unreal tournament refference for the win) this can prove to be a disadvantage if it is aloud, because it alerts your enemies, but is highly satisfying
gloves of slapping: as long as you are wearing these gloves, you must use only open hand attacks when fighting with no weapon, but you get a slight bonus when you do. cursed gloves of slapping cause you to slap yourself (usualy no dammage, but looks rediculous and can give a penalty to skill and concintration checks) every 1d6 minutes.
shield of paper: acts like a normal shield in every way, including feel and hardness, untill it is attacked with a hostile force. enemy weapons tear right through the shield, and you get no bonus from it. you also have a chance of attempting to block with your arm, and getting it injured, or even cut off, if you're not lucky. after this happens, the shield acts like paper, and gives out to almost any force.
What can you come up with?