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LibraryOgre
2009-01-05, 04:40 PM
Too humorous not to share. (http://www.enworld.org/forum/general-rpg-discussion/248031-three-thousand-elf-mach-2-army.html)

Iruka
2009-01-05, 04:53 PM
hilarious:smallbiggrin:
too bad I can't be at Gencon, I'd like to have one of those shirts...

SSGW Priest
2009-01-05, 05:29 PM
Classic and well thought out. I love this part...

The advantages of Elf-based transportation are limited only on the ability to minaturize elves and/or harness their amazing locomotional prowess. Some sort of elf-minaturizing methods, via magic, breeding, or other means will only amplify their effectiveness. Reducing their required food, water, and/or air expenditures are also key to achieving maximal elf compression ratios(ECRs) to achieve higher and higher speeds, especially if such things do not decrease their current exceptional lifespans.

Aron Times
2009-01-05, 08:16 PM
Awesome. Faster-than-light elves.