Calamitous Mountain

[Durp]

A mountain looms over town, casting it's evil presence over the valley. Many villains, and heroes challenging the villains live here.

The NPC with Sam's badge flies up on a bridge, with Sam and Boots below.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Boots bounces excitedly on Sam's shoulder.

Faster, faster! Gidiyap! Mush! :smallsmile:

[Durp]

Sam continues to run up the surprisingly Non-steep mountain.
(( Oh ****, I have to deadtime. Sorry. :smallfrown: ))

[Durp]

(( Back ))
Sam sees a snowmobile, hopping on it. He revvs it and starts speeding up the mountain while laser blasts blast down the mountain.

[Green-Shirt Q]

((Sorry for being gone so long! I've been busy, and whenever I wasn't you weren't online!))

Boots hops up and down on Sam's shoulder excitedly.

Let's get 'em, Slim!!! :smallbiggrin:

[Durp]

Sam pulls his Daka rifle off of his back, shooting up the mountain. The NPC retreats into his secret lair.
Damn. He's smart! We have to get that badge back, or I'm finished! :smallfurious::smalleek:

[Green-Shirt Q]

Not that smart, or he wouldn't mess with us! :smallamused:

Let's go into the secret lair! We've got 'em cornered now!

[Durp]

Dang right! Let's go!
He speeds up to the lair, bursting through a window and shooting at everything with his shotgun and Daka rifle.
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Green-Shirt Q]

Boots uses his yoshi-tounge to swallow anything he can see, turn it into an egg, then throw it in a random direction.

Eat eggs, baby!! :smallmad::smallamused:

[Durp]

There are several generic henchmen, who are both gunned down by Sam, and egged by Boots.
We need to get to the office! He'll be there for sure, if my thorough study of Bond movies helps me at all...

[Green-Shirt Q]

Boots jumps off Sam's shoulder and flies (by furiously kicking his feet) to where the bad guy.

Let's go, Slim! :smallamused:

[Durp]

They run/fly down a long hallway, defeating various enemies that pop up, when they reach two big, wooden double doors.
This is it. :smallannoyed:

[Green-Shirt Q]

Boots tries to open the wooden doors.

[Durp]

The doors open. Ahead is a large room, covered in bloodied bodies and human skin stretched out to dry on several walls. At the moment, the Big-bad is hacking at a still-screaming woman with a hatchet. Sam recoils at the sight.
HOLY ****! This is worse than Jezzpysick!
He pulls out his rifle.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Boots is paralyzed.

Dude...that's just not right. :smalleek:

He vomits.

[Durp]

The villain looks up.
Ahhhhh... It appears you've come for your badge, eh? Want it back?!?! Well, i'm afraid sheriff Johnson has it now...

A walking corpse in a duster and a hat with Sam's marshal star on it walks up and twitches. Sam vomits.
Good lord! I'm tempted to let you bloody keep it! Bleh!