The Frist Church of Phase!

[someonenonotyou]

Welcome to the First Church of Phase!

Welcome One and all
Where we praise and bask in Phase's Awesomeness
Come on and join the fun everyones welcome to come and worship the almighty Phase *set out cookies and juice for new members*

Current Members:
Phase - GOD!
Someonenonotyou - Founder/High priest
Rutskarn - Head Inquisitor
Coidzor - Lord High Embez Treasurer
Lord of Kobolds - High captain of holy guard

[Boo]

Phase's ego must be the size of Australia by now.

[Darkcomet]

Well, he did say he had cults worshipping him.

[Assassin89]

Reduce Ego

[Cobra_Ikari]

Beware! The Slayer!

[someonenonotyou]

Well, he did say he had cults worshiping him.

we are not a cult:smallmad:you shall be smited for your blaspheme
so anyone joining plz we got cookies nice and warm ones

[Uncle Festy]

Phase's ego must be the size of Australia by now.

By now?
Hell, his ego was the size of Africa when he joined, so it must be as big as… well, him, by now.
Oh, and shot redshirt. :smallbiggrin:

[Rutskarn]

Dibs on Head Inquisitor!

Hah! Beat all the other would-be dogmatic sadists!

[Coidzor]

Lord High Embez- err... Treasurer, right... <_ < > _>

[D_Lord]

Where is Phase? I need to kill him soon. I got an god killer convention to go to in a few months. Yes I want to get the jump on the "most gods killed" prize.

[Lady Tialait]

This sound interesting...*terra-forms Phase* WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!? *lights Phase on fire with a match*

[Boo]

How's Sol? He doin' good? How about Red? He still lonely with his cyanide root beer?

[Dallas-Dakota]

we are not a cult:smallmad:you shall be smited for your blaspheme
so anyone joining plz we got cookies nice and warm ones
*quickly noms cookies*

This sound interesting...*terra-forms Phase* WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!? *lights Phase on fire with a match*
I see that you like fire as much as I do.:smallsmile::smallamused:

[lord of kobolds]

I want to command the armies on any crusades!
so...
High captain of the holy guard!

[Coidzor]

*surreptitiously takes DD's initial tithe out of his purse and adds it to the treasury*