Playground Squares VII (Ow It Tastes Like Burning!)

[Thes Hunter]

DA RULES as written by Bookman, the true host of Playground Squares and whose spot as host I am merely keeping warm until he is ready to return.


This is just like Hollywood square except instead of celebrites, We play with Titansposters! I'm Various people are the hosts. We need 11 people to play, 9 of which must be TitanITPs Crammed in squares. The other two can be whoever. I'll ask the Titanpeople crammed in the squares the contestants choose a piece of GitP Trivia and they tell me if they agree or disagree with the answer. If they're right, they get the square. If they're wrong, their opponent gets the square. It can be about the games, The Town or OoTS. So... who all wants to play enter the madness


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Playground Squares|
Someone (?) vs.|
SomeoneELSE(?)

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http://www-personal.umich.edu/~wolfsong/Thes.gif
Left of NoWhere | Not Here | Thes Hunter (all Alone)

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the nothing | air | Doughnut hole

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Unknown | Un-Infamous | !Shadow[/table]

[D_Lord]

Can I join? OR will you join the gray?

[wxdruid]

Thes, I would like to try playing this game, preferrably crammed into a square...

[banjo1985]

I'm up for a square again this time around. :smallbiggrin:

[Hyozo]

Hi! I'd like to join as a contestant, although if both spots were taken I'd be fine with just being a square (preferably a corner).

[Cristo Meyers]

From ze last thread:

Square claims:

Istari
Dirk Kris
PhantomFox

[Reinholdt]

Doom on us all! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=102711)

[UncleWolf]

If there is still room for me in the squares, I'll go ahead and take one.

[Reinholdt]

Squares:

Istari
Dirk Kris
D_Lord
wxdruid
banjo1985
Thes Hunter
Wolfbane
DarkComet
PhantomFox


Contestants:
iceddragons
?????


Just gotta make sure those in the other thread know it's here. Only missing one contestant now.
Reposted. explosive runes

If I had a long list of questions and answers (that corresponded correctly), I wouldn't mind being narrator.

But I know I wouldn't be any good coming up with them.

[Lex-Kat]

From the other Playground Squares VII, that may or may not exist when someone reads this. :smallbiggrin:


Dibs on a square.

Oh, what the hell. Square me.

In that case, I'll gladly take a square.:smallbiggrin:
I'll be Gilbert Gottfrey.

Griever enters the new building, fresh with the new building smell (provided by a massive hanging tree labeled "New Building Scent (Fresh Pineapple)") smiling as he gazed out at the room.

In the center stood a massive contestant block (3x3, to be exact) which people were surrounding, attempting to get a seat and elbowing anyone (and anywhere!) necessary.

Still grinning, Griever snapped his fingers, and nearby the floor opened and revealed a sofa and a few folding chairs around a circular oak table. Upon that table was the greatest game in the world: Candyland.

Sitting on one of the folding chairs, Griever idly shuffled and split a pack of cards, each with a color (or sometimes two!), waiting for the llama or the bluish one to arrive and play as everything was finished setting up.

[Dallas-Dakota]

On the last question.
Actually, both Griever and I were for that duration your minions. Yes, we all played Candyland toghetter.

[Istari]

Can i haz square?

Edit: oh wait nm then

[Dirk Kris]

I wanna be next to Thes!
"Hey baby, I brought a case of Raspberry Smirnoff Ice. This seat taken?"

[Fin]

If there is still space I would happily be a contestant!

...

Yes, with Cake!

[Reinholdt]

Alright people, we have everyone!

Squares:
Istari
Dirk Kris
D_Lord
wxdruid
banjo1985
Thes Hunter
Wolfbane
DarkComet
PhantomFox


Contestants:
iceddragons
Fin

Now we just need questions. :smallfrown: And a nifty board update.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

You got the questions, Cristo?? I could use a break for a game. Don't worry. I'm sure that soon Bookman will return and claim the spot that is rightfully his. He hasn't abandoned us. He's just waiting for us to prove ourselves worthy again.

[Reinholdt]

>>
If we don't have questions, I've been kicking around an idea.

Basically each square player sends in two questions they want asked secretly to the narrator. Each from seperate categories. So if one's about avatars, the other is about WW games or town or Playground crushes or something.

Then the squares will get asked the questions that other squares sent in (not your own of course).

You could even have the audience and players send in questions as well to help broaden the categories as well as make the game more participatory for everyone. Course one would have to keep track of who sent in what so that questions aren't asked to those who sent them in and such.

Thoughts?

[banjo1985]

>>
If we don't have questions, I've been kicking around an idea.

Basically each square player sends in two questions they want asked secretly to the narrator. Each from seperate categories. So if one's about avatars, the other is about WW games or town or Playground crushes or something.

Then the squares will get asked the questions that other squares sent in (not your own of course).

You could even have the audience and players send in questions as well to help broaden the categories as well as make the game more participatory for everyone. Course one would have to keep track of who sent in what so that questions aren't asked to those who sent them in and such.

Thoughts?

I'd be up for that, I even have a few questions in mind...it's slightly scary that I've been here long enough to come up with old questions so easily. :smallbiggrin:

[TwoBitWriter]

I have wanted to play this for a long time but have been too intimidated by it.

Any way I can still participate?

[Cristo Meyers]

I've got a handful of questions, more than enough if the squares start sending in suggestions.

[UncleWolf]

I've got a handful of questions, more than enough if the squares start sending in suggestions.

Cool.
When do we start?

[Reinholdt]

I have wanted to play this for a long time but have been too intimidated by it.

Any way I can still participate?

Well all the spots are taken up. :smallfrown:

However, the audience always has room and you can send in playground questions to Cristo and help him out! Plus you could get to watch as your question trips up the contestants! Won't that be fun?

[Cristo Meyers]

Cool.
When do we start?

As soon as I get a) a board (I'd do it myself, but I'm actually completely illiterate), b) a contestant to choose a square, and c) ...off work...:smallsigh:

[Lex-Kat]

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Iceddragons|vs.|
Fin[/table]


{table=head]
Playground Squares|
Iceddragons (X)|
vs. Fin (O)
http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo338/Kirbybane/CyberWolf.png|
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h107/sjunderw/AngelDemonBalance.png|
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~wolfsong/Thes.gif|
Wolfbane|Dirk Kris|Thes Hunter

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i262/wxdruid/Town/tygerlilly.png|
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x280/kriskatarn/Darkcomet-1.png|
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/4373/path35342qr6.png|
wxdruid|DarkComet|Banjo1985

http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m376/IstariJK/jeff1.png|
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd224/JasonDoomsblade/DLord.png|
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd293/Uncle_Festy/PFWinter2.png|
Istari|D_Lord|PhantomFox[/table]

[UncleWolf]

I believe that you've been ninja'd. Plus I'm leaving for the last class of the day.
Be back in an hour.

[Cristo Meyers]

Board? Check.

Host? Check.

Questions?

...

...

Questions?

Give me a second!

...fine...check.

First turn goes to the first person to chose a square!

[evnafets]

First turn goes to the first person to chose a square!

DarkComet! I choose you!

What?

Ok, so I'm not playing this round, but I'm still a person aren't I?

[Reinholdt]

*grabs evnafets*

*turns him inside-out*

*looks at audience*

"What? We promised him after all!"

*slinks away*

[Fin]

DarkComet! I choose you!

What?

Ok, so I'm not playing this round, but I'm still a person aren't I?

Actually I do choose DarkComet, which obviously Evnafets knew and was pre-empting... :smallconfused:

[Darkcomet]

What? Me? Already? What have I gotten into...?

I'm honestly rather surprised.

[Cristo Meyers]

And we have a question for DarkComet, right?

Just a second!

RIGHT?

Yes yes! HERE!

A wad of paper comes flying from parts unknown and lands on the host's podium.

Better. Now then. The Playground has played host to countless felines over the course of it's existence, but in recent memory became one of the most populous furballs on the board. Name this fez-wearing feline made by banjo1985

[Duos]

"He's obviously angling to lynch you when you get the question wrong. Now dance for our amusement, center boy!
Oscar flings bits of popcorn at DC.

[Darkcomet]

And we have a question for DarkComet, right?

Just a second!

RIGHT?

Yes yes! HERE!

A wad of paper comes flying from parts unknown and lands on the host's podium.

Better. Now then. The Playground has played host to countless felines over the course of it's existence, but in recent memory became one of the most populous furballs on the board. Name this fez-wearing feline made by banjo1985

Well, it's made by Banjo, and it's a cat. Too simple. The Custard Cat.

The cannon-wielding psychic nods knowingly.

[Fin]

I agree, even though I think the word order was actually Custard The Cat

[Dallas-Dakota]

The cookiemonster runs in, followed by men in white labcoats.
He jumps and
DINGDINGDINGDINGDING
The men in the labcoats shoot the cookiemonster with a tranquilizer, or so it appears, and the cookiemonster is down. He was dragged away in the excitement of a new thread.
Night 1 ends now and day 2 begins now....Wait...This isn't a ww game...

Err, well....
'nighty night from the tranq'ed cookiemonster.

[Darkcomet]

HA! In your face, you...

He looks up, and sees a great big 'O' falling down.

Oh-

The 'O' crashes down. DC pops up out of it.

I was in the center. No pun intended.

He breathes a sigh of relief, and takes cover under the walls of the 'O'.

[Duos]

"BOOO! Pun damage bad! Whether it was intentional or not!"
Oscar chucks a hunk of the dead orphan he's been gnawing on at DC.
"I guess I'll just have to settle for getting you lynched in your next WW. Yay! Heckling is fun!"
Oscar goes back to crunchin' on his dead orphan. Martin facepalms and looks away, drinking his orange juice vodka spiked with vodka orange juice.

[Hyozo]

The center square has already been taken. I guess I better make a good choice...

The Shunter's grid marked the bottom-right square as "!Shadow". Since I am studying coding programs, that notation makes me think of the negation of Shadow. Does that mean the square is held by completely trustworthy person? It is a possibility, so I have to test it! I choose PhantomFox in the bottom-right square!

@V: I Said bottom-right. What are you talking about?:smallamused:

[Darkcomet]

You mean bottom-right.

Also...

DC pokes his head out of the massive O, and the dead orphan chunk flies back at Oscar's face.

[Duos]

Oscar catches the chuck o' orphan with his teeth, slurpin' it down.
"You're no fun. And where's the action? Where's the explosions? C'mon! Make some noise! I'm bor-"
*Crunch.*
A sledgehammer embeds itself in the back of Oscar's head, causing him to go facedown into his bucket of puppy hearts.
"Sorry about that. As you were, people."
Martin pours himself another drink, grumbling.

[Istari]

I getz no question luv I is sad
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l264/lezlie69/lolcats_asad.jpg

[Lex-Kat]

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Iceddragons|vs.|
Fin[/table]


{table=head]
Playground Squares|
Iceddragons (X)|
vs. Fin (O)
http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo338/Kirbybane/CyberWolf.png|
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h107/sjunderw/AngelDemonBalance.png|
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~wolfsong/Thes.gif|
Wolfbane|Dirk Kris|Thes Hunter

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i262/wxdruid/Town/tygerlilly.png|
O|
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/4373/path35342qr6.png|
wxdruid|DarkComet|Banjo1985

http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m376/IstariJK/jeff1.png|
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd224/JasonDoomsblade/DLord.png|
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd293/Uncle_Festy/PFWinter2.png|
Istari|D_Lord|PhantomFox[/table]

Surprise! Surprise! DarkComet is taken out, day 1. :smalltongue:

[Cristo Meyers]

PhantomFox...lesse...AH! I have just the thing!

...not really, but it's a question nonetheless!

Prior to his fall, Mordokai the paladin was the champion of not one, but multiple deities of the Forgotten Realms setting.

Luckily for him Selune was not one of them...

But anyway, name one of these deities.

[PhantomFox]

I don't hang around town any, so how should I know that? Right then, time for some research. He's a paladin, and Wikipedia says there's only one Lawful Good major deity, so let's go with Tyr. He's a justice god, so that makes sense too.

[Cristo Meyers]

A clown sneaks up behind Iceddragons.


HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY DRAGONS! AGREE OR DISAGREE?

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Binky???

Says Atreyu, relaxing in the bleachers.

[Darkcomet]

DC's cannon floats up out of the massive O.

It starts blasting people at random.

[Istari]

Take cover!!
Istari dives for cover and attempts to fire some electric arrows at DC

[Darkcomet]

It is blocked by the massive O he's hiding in. The cannon is floating above it.

[Istari]

Fine I try to short circuit the cannon then :smalltongue:

[Darkcomet]

Nope. It got electric-proofed after the last time it blew up.

[Istari]

Darn, I'll just hide then and hope it blows up someone else

[Darkcomet]

The floating BFG drops back down into the O.

[Uncle Festy]

Uncle sneaks in, grabbing Oscar's bucket of brains. I dunno what brains, they're just brains. He then noms said brains, while watching the madness.

[banjo1985]

Wow, two questions I could actually answer, maybe I should play next time. :smalltongue:

Banjo releases Custard the cat into the square to the left, who uses the O as a scratching post.

[Hyozo]

I think I'll agree with PhantomFox.

[Mordokai]

The blackguard walks onto the stage and looks at the two buttons: the red one and the green one.

"Lets see... what do you think... were you correct... or were you wrong?"

Raising his gauntleted hand, he lets it linger in the air for couple of seconds, before bringing it down.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

"Damn, now I see why Lemons liked this so much... it's quite a lot of fun. In any case, you were wrong to agree with our lupine friend. The correct answer would be Mielikki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mielikki_(Forgotten_Realms)) or Sune (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sune). Bahamut (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bahamut_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)) would also be correct answer, even if he's not really a canon FR deity.

So, the square goes to Fin, I'm afraid."

[Cristo Meyers]

Yes, even as a paladin one goddess was never enough...

Anyway. Fin! CHOOSE A SQUARE! Do it or I shall Debacle you a second time!

*looks at cue card*

Who's writing this crap?

[banjo1985]

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Iceddragons|vs.|
Fin[/table]


{table=head]
Playground Squares|
Iceddragons (X)|
vs. Fin (O)
http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo338/Kirbybane/CyberWolf.png|
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h107/sjunderw/AngelDemonBalance.png|
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~wolfsong/Thes.gif|
Wolfbane|Dirk Kris|Thes Hunter

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i262/wxdruid/Town/tygerlilly.png|
O|
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/4373/path35342qr6.png|
wxdruid|DarkComet|Banjo1985

http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m376/IstariJK/jeff1.png|
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd224/JasonDoomsblade/DLord.png|
O|
Istari|D_Lord|PhantomFox[/table]

Banjo is teh helping! :smallbiggrin:

[UncleWolf]

*cracks knuckles*
I guess we know who is going to be picked next.

[Mordokai]

Yes, even as a paladin one goddess was never enough...

"You're just jealous."

[UncleWolf]

Remember Mordokai, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

How many Goddesses have you abandoned?:smallconfused:

[Dallas-Dakota]

*cracks knuckles*
I guess we know who is going to be picked next.
Yes, easy, D_Lord...

[UncleWolf]

Yes, easy, D_Lord...

Well, yeah. Its just common sense.

[Fin]

Coolio guess I'll go with D-Lord!

...

Just kidding I obviously want Wolfbane!

[UncleWolf]

Coolio guess I'll go with D-Lord!

...

Just kidding I obviously want Wolfbane!

I was kinda worried there for a second.:smallamused:
I hope I get the question soon. I leave for class in 15 minutes.
(I'll be back an hour after I leave)

[Cristo Meyers]

A question card pops up through a slot in the podium.

...you've GOT to be kidding me...I am NOT asking this!

*off stage voice*

Yes, I KNOW the questions are random, but STILL!

*off stage voice again*

rrr...FINE.

*reads in a total monotone*

Wolfbane, what was the name of the first player to be night killed as part of the original Debacle?

*tears up question card*

*screams off-stage

You're all fired, you realize that?

[Mordokai]

"Oh, this is good... this is good indeed :smallamused: "

[banjo1985]

Indeed, that's a crackin question...I'm 3 for 3 now. :smallamused:

You just watch, when I get asked a question I won't know the damn thing. :smalltongue:

[Dallas-Dakota]

:smallamused:

[Dirk Kris]

Dirk tosses back a shot of whiskey and chases it with a gulp of Raspberry Smirnoff Ice. He leans over towards Thes and ogles her. "Hey baby, after this is over, let's get outta here. Listen, the word of the day is legs, so let's go to your place and..."
Dirk notices several glares from the other players.
"What?"

[UncleWolf]

Wolfbane, what was the name of the first player to be night killed as part of the original Debacle?


Even though I wasn't there for it, there are only a few possibilities.

I'm going to say...
*points dramatically at the announcer*

Cristo Meyers!

[Cristo Meyers]

The host steps back from behind the backstage curtain dragging on of the question writers, who is by now quite blue in the face, behind him.

Agree or disagree?

The disappear back behind the curtain. Much wailing and gnashing of teeth can be heard...

[UncleWolf]

Well, ladies, gents...Cristo.

I'll return soon.

*jumps down out of the box and runs out of the theatre*
I've got class.

[Mordokai]

The host steps back from behind the backstage curtain dragging on of the question writers, who is by now quite blue in the face, behind him.

Agree or disagree?

The disappear back behind the curtain. Much wailing and gnashing of teeth can be heard...

"And they go and call me evil..."

[Griever]

Griever continues to play Candyland on the other side of the room, seemingly oblivious to the events on the other side.

[Thes Hunter]

Thes being typical Thes has her glass of bourbon and her glass of Scotch in the square with her.

The glasses just happen to be in the shape of fifths, because it saves the work of re-pouring.

Thes' knuckles go white clenching the counter when she responsed to Mr. Kris' question...

Sure, we could jet outta here and go have some fun after this.


Though unfortunate for you, my idea of fun is beating the snot outta the last guy to hit on me in the back of some alley.

She looks at Drik Kris with a big bezerker grin.

So yah, just let me know when you wanna go.


*Please note Roleplayed Thes is much different that RL Thes. :smallwink:

[Dirk Kris]

Dirk nervously glances at who's on the other side of him. "Yeah, that Wolfbane guy that just ran outta here? He paid me to say that, so...yeah, if you're gonna beat up on someone, it should be him."
Pulling out his guitar, Dirk adopts his most winning smile, his canines poking down over his lips a bit. He strums it gently.
"Oh, Thes...I don't think you're shunty at all.
I think together, we'd have a ball
And drink hard liquor in the mooooooonliiiiiiiight.
And if that don't sound like much fun
Baby, just wait until we're done
And I'll find some random dude for you to fiiiiiiiiiight."

(So, uh, PLAYER Thes, how's about you and me...awwwwwwright!)

[Duos]

Oscar cheers.
"Right on! Giggity Giggity!"
He then slaps Uncle Festy in the back of the head.
"Hey! I had to kill dozens of zombies to get those! Mmm. Zombie brains. Aged to perfection."
He then leans riiiiight up to Uncle Festy and stares at the side of his noggin from a half inch away. Silently.

[Istari]

Istari walks over and joins Griever in Candyland

[Fin]

Although I belive that the Debacle was more of a collective deaths kinda thing I guess I'm gonna be forced to agree with this one!


Are you sure the questions are random?

[Cristo Meyers]

(yes, believe it or not, the questions are random. Murphy just hates me.)

HEEEEEYYYYY CRISTO!

Oh dear god! Jeez...scared the hell out of me...What?

HEEEEE'S ANSWERED!

Alright, alright, I'm getting to it...jeez...freakin' clown...

ARE YOU FEELING ALRIGHT?

Yes, I'm fine.

YOU SURE?

Yes...

YOU DON'T LOOK FINE.

I'm FINE!

NO YOU'RE NOOOOTTT.

YES I AM!

YOU'RE ARGUING WITH YOURSELF!

...AND LOSING!

...I hate you.

Anyway, before I kill another clown.

BZZT!

Sorry. I was lynched in the original. Not night-killed. The first night-kill that set the whole thing off was FujinAkari.

X takes the block.

Iceddragons. CHOOSE A SQUARE. Or I shall set Binky upon you!

[Fin]

Say WHAT!?

I knew I should have taken my time reading the question! I just saw 'killed' and 'debacle' and gained stupidity.

:smallmad:

I hate you Wolfbane!!

Yes, I am aware this is not your fault, especially considering I was there causing the debacle but still...

[Darkcomet]

DC pops out of the O.

A giant X? Might as well make sure it doesn't miss.

The giant X falls on Wolfbane faster.

[UncleWolf]

*comes back*

So, did you get it....

*sees giant X over his box*

Its not my fault! I wasn't here then!

*climbs back into box*

[Lex-Kat]

Fin. You were part of the debacle in question, and still got it wrong? :smallbiggrin:


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Iceddragons|vs.|
Fin[/table]


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Playground Squares|
Iceddragons (X)|
vs. Fin (O)
X|
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h107/sjunderw/AngelDemonBalance.png|
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~wolfsong/Thes.gif|
Wolfbane|Dirk Kris|Thes Hunter

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i262/wxdruid/Town/tygerlilly.png|
O|
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/4373/path35342qr6.png|
wxdruid|DarkComet|Banjo1985

http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m376/IstariJK/jeff1.png|
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd224/JasonDoomsblade/DLord.png|
O|
Istari|D_Lord|PhantomFox[/table]

[Uncle Festy]

KRAK!
Uncle Festy's head was apparently not attached very well. As soon as Oscar hits it, it goes flying off. Uncle's body stands still for a moment, and then collapses, spilling zombie brains everywhere.
Uncle's head lies a couple of yards off, upside down. "… lil' help?"

[Hyozo]

I think I'll give Istari a chance to answer the question this time.

[Istari]

Yay
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-kitten-has-a-happy.jpg

[Cristo Meyers]

Ah! The plot thickens!

...

...what? I just felt like saying that...

Istari, Jibar is known as being the first catmuffin. In his possession is the prime text for the catmuffin and the catmuffin way of life. What is the name of this book?

[Noir_Cat]

A Kitty saunters out of some dark corner and into the audience.

"Oooo...This looks like a fun game"
*purrs*
*bats at Candyland pieces*

[Duos]

Oscar bends over and looks at Uncle Fest-head.
"Aww, man, you got on the floor. You're all icky now. I can't eat that. Oh well."
Oscar picks up the head and gently-well, alright, not gently-screws it into Uncle Fest-body's stomach.
"Hee hee hee. Now pipe down, Martin's getting all fidgety."
"I just know the answer to this one, is all."

[Uncle Festy]

"Sweet! That's more like – " He blinks, and then looks at his body. "… why's my head on backwards?"

[D_Lord]

Sorry for not paying that much attention. I was busy. So how it the grayness in this game?

[UncleWolf]

I have just been informed that I am going to be going home this weekend so if I need to be replaced, go ahead and do so since I won't have Internet.

[Cristo Meyers]

We're back?

*looks around*

We're back!

Umm...this commercial break was brought to you by the Bigby's Hand family of spells. Bigbys: Talk to the Hand.

For those of you just tuning in, Istari has been asked the following question:



Istari, Jibar is known as being the first catmuffin. In his possession is the prime text for the catmuffin and the catmuffin way of life. What is the name of this book?

We wait with baited breath for his answer.

[Istari]

After doing some research I'm going to go with the Muffin Man's Cook Book

[Hyozo]

It's a hard decision, but I think I'm going to disagree.

[Cristo Meyers]

DING!

You are correct sir! The book is known as the Catmuffinomicon.

Iceddragons takes the square. Could we please get an updated board? I'd do it myself, but my contract actually forbids it.

Fin, choose wisely!

[Uncle Festy]

Board = go!


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Playground Squares|
Iceddragons (X)|
vs. Fin (O)
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http://www-personal.umich.edu/~wolfsong/Thes.gif|
Wolfbane|Dirk Kris|Thes Hunter

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i262/wxdruid/Town/tygerlilly.png|
O|
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/4373/path35342qr6.png|
wxdruid|DarkComet|Banjo1985

X|
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd224/JasonDoomsblade/DLord.png|
O|
Istari|D_Lord|PhantomFox[/table]

[Griever]

Edit: A pox on Uncle Festy

Griever goes back to his Candyland game with Istari.

[Uncle Festy]

Uncle Festy doesn't really need a pox at the moment, as Uncle Festy's head is on backwards. :smalltongue:

[Darkcomet]

At this point, Uncle Festy's head should pop off and pop back on, this time facing the right direction.

A voice comes from within the center O.

You're welcome!

[Uncle Festy]

"Um, tha –"
Uncle Festy is hit by a belated pox.
"Dammit!"

[Fin]

I'll take Banjo's square please, he has seemed pretty confident of the questions thus far, plus he wouldn't let me down like that treacherous Wolfbane cause Banjo loves me the mostest....! :smallwink:

[wxdruid]

Tygerlily (the Kender in wxdruid's square) visibly wilts when she isn't chosen. She mutters, I was so sure it'd be me, so sure... Well...maybe the next time! She smiles brightly and waits to see what the question will be.

[Cristo Meyers]

I'm gonna have ta dig deeeeeep in my bag for this 'un...

heh heh heh...

Banjo, Trog's Tavern was once host to many different playgrounders, including Death, Your Friend the Reaper. In Trog's Tavern, what was Death's exclusive drink?

[wxdruid]

Tygerlily almost jumps out of her chair as she raises her hand eagerly. She barely manages to keep from saying anything as she claps a hand on her mouth to keep the answer inside.

[Fin]

One sec? Ah dangnabbit how did I fail to notice my oppostions impending row, sorry wxdruid I should have chosen you!

Gods damn you Wolfbane, your killing me out here!!

[UncleWolf]

One sec? Ah dangnabbit how did I fail to notice my oppostions impending row, sorry wxdruid I should have chosen you!

Gods damn you Wolfbane, your killing me out here!!

*walks back in and climbs up to his spot*

Its not my fault you agreed!

[banjo1985]

Banjo gives a sheepish grin and shakes his head.

"I'm sorry to say I have absolutely no idea...I was never a part of the town and I can't find a reference thread. So I'll just guess at a Bloody Mary, becuase Death has a sense of humour."

[Cristo Meyers]

*strikes pose*

FIN! AGREE OR DISAGREE!

...quickly! I can't hold this pose forever...

[UncleWolf]

*strikes pose*

FIN! AGREE OR DISAGREE!

...quickly! I can't hold this pose forever...

*staples boards to*

There, now you can.

*goes back to square*

That'll teach you do do the Hammertime pose.

[Fin]

Well, considering the fact that he pretty much admitted to not knowing the answer I'll disagree. But if I'm wrong I'm comin' for you Wolfbane!

[UncleWolf]

Well, considering the fact that he pretty much admitted to not knowing the answer I'll disagree. But if I'm wrong I'm comin' for you Wolfbane!

*sets pistol on table*

I'll be waiting. :smallamused:

[Cristo Meyers]

*breaks free*

ha HA!

DING!

The correct answer is Ginger Beer! Fin takes the square! Could someone please update the board. I'd do it, but I think I slipped a disk getting out of that pose...

[Fin]

Sweet, your off the hook Wolfbane... For now! Lets just see how the next round goes!

*eyes Wolfbane threateningly*

[Dallas-Dakota]

Here ya go...


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Fin[/table]


{table=head]
Playground Squares|
Iceddragons (X)|
vs. Fin (O)
X|
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h107/sjunderw/AngelDemonBalance.png|
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~wolfsong/Thes.gif|
Wolfbane|Dirk Kris|Thes Hunter

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i262/wxdruid/Town/tygerlilly.png|
O|
O|
wxdruid|DarkComet|Banjo1985

X|
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd224/JasonDoomsblade/DLord.png|
O|
Istari|D_Lord|PhantomFox[/table]

[Supagoof]

But don't you Vogue all the time? I could swear I've spotted you wearing the cone cups from my perch on the tree outside your window...er...ah...I mean the hidden web-cams I have in your house...um...er....look over there!

*Yoinks!*

Don't tell Lady Meyers, but since I couldn't forge her signature I have to blur her out on the videos. You're my number 1 seller though Cristo. The username who downloads the most is a ....let's see here...ah yeas. A mordyis2sexy4u.

*psst psst psst*

You mean I'm not supposed to give out the usernames?

*psst psst psst*

Well he did sign the full disclosure agreement.

*psst psst psst*

I don't care..wait how much?

*psst*

Er...yes. Forget what I said there. Apprently mordyis2sexy4u bought the Titanium membership. Anyway, back to your game.

[Dirk Kris]

Dirk pouts in his square.
"Thes ignored my song I wrote her...Dirky be sad."
He starts eating pumpkin muffins to cheer himself up.

And Goof, I just remembered why I <3 you so much. I actually lol'd.

[Cristo Meyers]

Note for later: fire guard dogs, hire nut-seeking squirrels...

[TwoBitWriter]

Note for later: fire guard dogs, hire nut-seeking squirrels...

Sounds like my Friday night! :smallamused:

*re-lurks*

[wxdruid]

Tygerlilly giggles uncontrollably for a few minutes at the answers given.

Finally she gets back up off the floor of her cubicle and smooths down her tunic. She yells out, Pick me! Pick Me!

[Hyozo]

Yeah, I guess wxdruid is certainly the best option available.

[wxdruid]

Tygerlilly bounces around her square and almost falls out, but catches herself on the edge. Cool! Very Cool! I get a turn! What's the question? She pauses for breath...

[Cristo Meyers]

Ok...

Lord Herman has been running the iTP contests for some time. Way back when there weren't even prizes for second and third place, just the winners. wxdruid, your question is:

What was the first iTP contest and who were the winners?

[wxdruid]

She pauses for breath, just long enough to hear the question, Oh, the very first contest? The very very first? She looks up at the ceiling, Was I even alive then? How long ago was the very first one. hmmmm. She screws up her face in a proper thinking type look as she leans back.

lean....*thunk* Oh, ow, that was my head. She looks back, Hm, good thing I missed the edge. Wouldn't want to fall out of my square, that would be bad, then I wouldn't be able to answer the question. She bounces back up, Now, what was the question? Oh, that's right. The very firstest contest in the Playground. I think it was, well, I'm pretty sure it was, Goodest and Evilest and Atreyu is the Goodest LLama and fuzziest ever and Vael is the most Evilest ever. Yes, I know Vael, he was evil, he tried to kill Gwen once.

Hm, she considers this answer. Or...maybe it was Magtok as the evilest and Bor as the goodest. Magtok is an evil cyborg.

Tygerlilly abruptly sits down and swings her legs back and forth over the edge. Hm, which ones. I know that I know the answer, so which two.

She considers her possible answers for a moment before jumping back up. I will say, Evilest and Goodest. Vael as evilest and Atreyu the Masked LLama as goodest. That is my answer, I'm pretty sure of it.Yes, pretty darn sure of it!

[Cristo Meyers]

Iceddragons...

*dramatic pose*

*crick*

ow...

...for the game...

...and the adoration of our vast audience...

*cricket chirps*

SOMEBODY KILL THAT DAMN THING!

...err...

...as I was saying...

...for the game...

Agree...or disagree?

[Fawkes]

*resumes lurking*

[Fin]

Gah! So tense!

After making this proclaimation Fin promptly fainst mumbling something about 'debacles' and 'killing Wolfbane'!

[Hyozo]

Indeed, this is a very tense moment. Should I assume wxdruid is somebody who knows the answer (and isn't trying to trick me), or should I go by previous experience of the people I've called on getting it wrong? I think I'll say:

...

...

I agree with wxdruid!

[Cristo Meyers]

Drumroll please...

*silence*

Oh...right...we laid off the band...crap...I need to build tension dammit! Let's see...I can't cut to a commercial, we're not on TV. I can only stall like this for so long...

um...

...crap...

...err...Is Iceddragons correct to agree? Has one swift answer ended this game?

umm...

oh, hell with it...



DING!

Yes! Iceddragons is correct! Vael and Atreyu were indeed the 'Ground's first iTP winners! Iceddragons takes the square and the WIN!

*Kermit the Frog style applause*

[Griever]

CHECKMATE! Griever shouts, as he places his Candyland token on the Gumdrop Mountains, I SUNK YOUR BATTLESHIP! :smallbiggrin:

[Mordokai]

*raises sword hand... with sword still in it*
*almost beheads Cristo*

"Ooops. Sorry. Anyway, I'd like to be square for the next game, if possible."

[UncleWolf]

@Fin: I know what you are going to say, so just go ahead.
I'd also like to be in on the next game too if possible.

[Cristo Meyers]

Anyone that was a player or a square in this game must wait 24 hours before requesting to be in the next one, just a reminder.

[Saint Nil]

May I please be a square or player next game? Perferabbly a square, but if they all fill up, player is fine.

[evnafets]

I'll kick Dirk out of the top center square and take up residence myself.

[Griever]

Square me!!

[TwoBitWriter]

Can I have a Square?!!?

[Cristo Meyers]

Squares:

Mordokai
Griever
Saint Nil
evnafets
TwoBitWriter

Potential Squares/Players
Wolfbane

[Dirk Kris]

*grumble grumble*
I was in a square and didn't even get picked and now I have to wait...
*grumble grumble*

Fine, if the 24 hours passes, please put me in a square.

[evnafets]

*grumble grumble*
I was in a square and didn't even get picked and now I have to wait...
*grumble grumble*


Ahh but you got to sit next to the beautiful, inimical and extremely violent Thes Hunter! How can you complain?

[Fin]

NOOOO! Wolfbane! How could you! I don't believe I'll ever be able to forgive you for this!

Anyway I would like to be a square please, obviously only if there is room after 24 hours. I would like to succeed where Wolfbane failed me!

Psst, it was your own stupid fault. He didn't make you agree, and was he there? No! Where you...?

Excuse me a moment please Ladies and Gentlemen...

*Fin steps offstage towards a similar place that was causing Cristo Meyers some aggreivation earlier in the show, loud comical fighting noises can be heard shortly thereafter*

Why I oughtta... Who asked you anyway!?

*Fin steps back onstage with a black-eye, laughter can be heard from the mysterious offstage voice*

Yeah! I showed him whose boss!... Shut Up!

[Noir_Cat]

*bats at Griever's Candyland piece*

*lurks*

[Uncle Festy]

Square, please. :smallbiggrin:

[Dallas-Dakota]

*looks up from the game of Candyland he was playing with Atreyu and Griever*
Drat, I'm stuck in those stupid marshes, for like, forever! I'm just taking a square break?

I have to take a square if I want a square break?

Silly people...All right, I'l take the top right square...

[Reinholdt]

I'm a contestant!

Cause I was absolutely horrible last time I tried and need to make up for it!

*glares at arch-square nemesis Rabbit* :smallannoyed: :smalltongue:

But wait...
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/641/reinholdtsnipersu6.png

Which of us...
http://plaza.ufl.edu/neoseph/avatar9a120b.pnghttp://plaza.ufl.edu/neoseph/avatar9b120b.png
http://plaza.ufl.edu/neoseph/avatar9c120b.pnghttp://plaza.ufl.edu/neoseph/avatar9d120b.png

Will be fighting?
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x280/kriskatarn/Were-Reinholdt.png

Stay tuned to find out!

[RabbitHoleLost]

<<
>>
We can have Rabbit/Reinholdt rematch?
Because that would be simply...
Fantastic...

Hey, Rein, if you win, I'll give you a kiss :smallwink:

[happyturtle]

Can I be a square?

And I vote for Butler B. Butler as the contestant. :smallbiggrin:

[Cristo Meyers]

Squares:

Mordokai
Griever
Saint Nil
evnafets
TwoBitWriter
Uncle Festy
Dallas-dakota
happyturtle

Players
Reinholdt
RabbitHoleLost


Looks like a full set to me...someone get me a board and let's get this thing started!

[Mordokai]

*grumbles something about lazy, good for nothing host*


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RabbitHoleLost|vs.|
Reinholdt[/table]


{table=head]
Playground Squares|
RabbitHoleLost (X)|
vs. Reinholdt (O)
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http://www.giantitp.com/avatars/PaladinGuy.gif|
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/Mordokaifallen-1.png|
Griever|evnafets|Mordokai

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http://i461.photobucket.com/albums/qq339/ghost_warlock/cave2bw.png|
http://s221.photobucket.com/albums/dd293/Uncle_Festy/th_NewUF.png|
Saint Nil|TwoBitWriter|Uncle Festy

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4192/sneakpromzj8.gif|
http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq40/happyturtle-avs/Turtlewoman.png||
dallas-dakota|happyturtle|Empty[/table]

*sarcasm*

"Missing a square, oh mighty leader!"

[PhantomFox]

I'll take that last square if the site will cooperate with me.

[Mordokai]

Has it been 24 hours yet? If not, I'm afraid you need to wait.

[Cristo Meyers]

eat me, blackguard :smallyuk:

Ok, we've got one square spot open, then.

[Mordokai]

"A tempting offer... but I just had lunch, so I think I'll skip."

[TwoBitWriter]

Ooh... center square! I feel the pressure coming on! :smalltongue:

[happyturtle]

Oh, I think I should dress up a bit for this event. :smallamused:

http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq40/happyturtle-avs/PromavvieforHappyTurtle-1.png

[TwoBitWriter]

Mmm Mmm... I love that avatar, HT! :smalltongue:

[Dallas-Dakota]

I thought I called top right square?

If I can´t be top right, can I atleast be middle-right? So I can play a game of candyland with Griever while we wait to be picked?

[happyturtle]

Mordy's afraid to swap with you, Dallas, because he knows I'll use all my feminine wiles to try and redeem him. :smallwink:

[Dallas-Dakota]

Mordy's afraid to swap with you, Dallas, because he knows I'll use all my feminine wiles to try and redeem him. :smallwink:
I thought that was worth it, if you were going to use your feminine wiles.:smallwink:

[Reinholdt]

<<
>>
We can have Rabbit/Reinholdt rematch?
Because that would be simply...
Fantastic...

Hey, Rein, if you win, I'll give you a kiss :smallwink:

:smalleek: :smallredface:

Fine. Better stick with Butler B. Butler then.

Oh, and I believe Wolfbane gets the spot if no new people try for it.

[UncleWolf]

Oh, and I believe Wolfbane gets the spot if no new people try for it.

If anyone else wants the spot, they can have it.
I'll be in the audience.:smallamused:

[Fin]

I was only kidding Wolfbane, you don't need to give up your spot!

But seriously, if he doesn't want it... :smallbiggrin:

[TwoBitWriter]

hey, if 24 hours is up, Dirk would love another chance at getting picked.

[Dirk Kris]

Dirk raises his hand.
I know I was in the last one but I didn't even GET PICKED!
Puh-lease, Mr. Narrator?
...don't make me show everyone those pictures...

[Fawkes]

Hey, I wasn't in the last one! I want the spot! :smallbiggrin:

[Cristo Meyers]

and that makes 9

*pounds the blackguard 9 times over the head with a sledgehammer for emphasis*

9.

Someone gimme a board and let's get this thing moving!

[Mordokai]

*kicks the host*


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Reinholdt[/table]


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Playground Squares|
RabbitHoleLost (X)|
vs. Reinholdt (O)
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http://www.giantitp.com/avatars/PaladinGuy.gif|
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/5705/nobodyuy0.png|
Griever|evnafets|Mechafox

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http://i461.photobucket.com/albums/qq339/ghost_warlock/cave2bw.png|
http://s221.photobucket.com/albums/dd293/Uncle_Festy/th_NewUF.png|
Saint Nil|TwoBitWriter|Uncle Festy

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4192/sneakpromzj8.gif|
http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq40/happyturtle-avs/PromavvieforHappyTurtle-1.png|
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h24/solarturtle/Mordokaifallen-1.png|
dallas-dakota|happyturtle|Mordokai[/table]

"Well what do you know! I end up to lovely lady anyway!" :smallamused:

[UncleWolf]

*takes a seat and starts to munch on a box of Dog Biscuits*

Anyone else want any before the show begins?

(They really aren't that bad in real life)

[Uncle Festy]

*looks up*
:smalleek: Don't pee on me!

[TwoBitWriter]

"Well what do you know! I end up to lovely lady anyway!" :smallamused:

I end up on top... I mean, above one! :smalltongue:

[happyturtle]

Twobit is totally trying to look down my dress...

[Uncle Festy]

"Just be glad you're on the bottom row." :smalltongue:

[TwoBitWriter]

Twobit is totally trying to look down my dress...

:redface:
Can you blame me?
:smallamused:

[Fawkes]

*looks up*
:smalleek: Don't pee on me!

No promises.

[Uncle Festy]

:smalleek:
*pulls out umbrella*

[Cristo Meyers]

Well, as the LLama is probably very busy celebrating, I suppose I'll keep the podium warm for now.

Who will come out on top in this battle of wits and moderately useless trivia?

Will it be the 'Ground's resident and oh-so-attractive Villain ITP?

Or will it be the renowned sniper kitten and were...err...thing ITP?

Find out presently on another episode of Playground Squares!

*silence*

I keep forgetting we had to fire the band...

...play begins as soon as one of our contestants chooses a square!

[RabbitHoleLost]

Can I choose Mordokai's square, but the dryad? Is she eligible to give me answers?

[Cristo Meyers]

I don' see why not...looks like she could use a bit of attention...

Now, the question!

While the Pass the Boom has long since faded into memory

...thank Shar...

...it's memory lives on in those that enjoyed it. Tell me, in which brawl of a WW game did Supagoof deliver the first Boom?

[Mordokai]

The blackguard pulls the dryad by the chains and lifts her up with sheer power.

"You've been asked a question, now answer. And be careful, you don't want to anger Rabbit with wrong answer. More important, you don't want to anger me!"

The poor thing looks beaten and she has obviously been crying. We'll spare the details, seeing this is the kid show. Suffice to say, her lips stay shut. Either she doesn't know answer, or is too scared. Or both.

"I see we'll need to talk once this is over... Looks like Rabbit will have to take my answer. As it is, I think the said occasion first occured in Universal Smash Bros, first iteration. Our dear host has been playing as chocobo. Boy, he has some headaches, the poor beast..."

[Cristo Meyers]

I do believe our PG rating just went flying out the window...

RHL, agree or disagree?

[Darkcomet]

In the stands, a fancily-dressed old man with a sniper rifle seems to be lining up a shot at the blackguard's head.

He looks to the confused rest of the audience.

What?

[happyturtle]

"Mordokai, what did I tell you about mistreating Flora?" Turtle says, smiling sweetly. "Keep it up, and I might have to come over there and teach you a lesson."

[Mordokai]

"Watch it woman, you could find yourself in chains just as fast..."

[UncleWolf]

In the stands, a fancily-dressed old man with a sniper rifle seems to be lining up a shot at the blackguard's head.

He looks to the confused rest of the audience.

What?

*pats on shoulder and takes out his pistol*

Go for the shot, I'll grab the dryad when he is stunned.

[Darkcomet]

Actually, I just felt like shooting someone.

The old man shrugs, then goes back to aiming.

[Fawkes]

I take back all my comments on Mordokai being a lecher.

The domestic abuse thing is much creepier. :smalleek:

[happyturtle]

"Watch it woman, you could find yourself in chains just as fast..."

"Pfft... yeah right. You think you could take me?" :smallamused:

[UncleWolf]

Wolfbane's ears perk up as he is trying to sneak behind Mordokai's square.

$200 on Happy winning the fight!:smallbiggrin:

*turns to Happy*
Its all yours if you make him squeal.:smallamused:

[Saint Nil]

Happy, remember, redemption over destruction. Come on Mordokai, you know you hate being evil.
*sneaks Wolfbane a message to grab the dryad*

[Fawkes]

*beguns Urinary Distraction Maneuver Sigma*

[Mordokai]

"Pfft... yeah right. You think you could take me?" :smallamused:

"After the show... we don't want to get cancelled, do we? Well, not yet, at least."

[UncleWolf]

*shoots chains apart*

*grabs Flora*

Old man from the audience! Saint Nil! Cover me!

*runs to the exit holding Flora*

@V: Sorry. Fixed

[Darkcomet]

The old man, who is definitely not DC, fires the rifle at Mordokai's head.

[happyturtle]

"RAWWR!"

*leaps to the attack on Mordokai, a dagger in each hand*

[Saint Nil]

I was hoping for more subtly, but so be it.

[TwoBitWriter]

Man, Happy is a bit "jumpy" today. :smallamused:

So this is what happens when the contestant is unavailable for an indeterminate amount of time?

[happyturtle]

Subtlety? From a barbarian? :confused:

[Mordokai]

*puts out the "Out cold, try again in eight hours" sign*

[Saint Nil]

^-You mean Wolfbane can't pick up an unconcious person?
I meant from Wolfbane.

I expected more sporkness from you though.:smallbiggrin:

[Darkcomet]

Subtlety is what I'm here for!

You know, with the sniper and everything.

[Mordokai]

^-You mean Wolfbane can't pick up an unconcious person?
I meant from Wolfbane.

I expected more sporkness from you though.:smallbiggrin:

Plot armor.

[happyturtle]

The rampaging barbarian ends up getting shot.

"Dun worry... I have a lot of hit points..."

*collapses*

[Saint Nil]

Plot armor.

....Does said plot also require ou to redeem?
*looks hopeful*

[Darkcomet]

The rampaging barbarian ends up getting shot.

"Dun worry... I have a lot of hit points..."

*collapses*

Oh... I certainly hope I didn't use the flesh-rot ammo...

He checks.

He didn't use it. Lucky.

[Lex-Kat]

Someone from the audience begins throwing rotten tomatoes at Mordokai.

BOOOOO!!!!

[evnafets]

Someone from the audience begins throwing rotten tomatoes at Mordokai.

BOOOOO!!!!

You forgot the M - DE - YADA!!!!!!!

[Reinholdt]

Reinholdt comes in pretty pissed that someone would try to take his sniper rifle spiel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at_f98qOGY0) from him. He already has to compete with others for local cat status. The Sniper Rifle gimmick was HIS. Grrr...

Unfortunately, the apocalyptic kitty's pacifism kicks back in and he doesn't actually do anything about it except go sit in the crowd and try to decide whether to cheer for Butler or Rabbit.

[Thes Hunter]

I had some witty response typed up last night before the forums took a nose dive... but I don't remember what it said.

But yes Dirk I did see your song and I did appreciate it. :smallwink:

[RabbitHoleLost]

Rabbit shot Mordokai a glare, leaning forward from where she stood.
If you touch her once more, you dirty Blackguard, I'll kill you...
Oh, and, uh, I agree. Sure, why not?
Why do I always get Werewolf questions?

[Noir_Cat]

The purple Kitty leaves the discarded Candyland game and jumps into the audience.

"Go Rabbit!! The answer iiiiiiiiiisssss.......THIRTEEN!!"

[Dallas-Dakota]

The cookiemonster looks up as the purple kitty leaves.
Hey umm, can't you cheer while you play Candyland with us? 'Cause I want to play Candyland till i'm picked...

[Mordokai]

Rabbit shot Mordokai a glare, leaning forward from where she stood.
If you touch her once more, you dirty Blackguard, I'll kill you...

"Yeah, I should be that lucky..."

[Cristo Meyers]

DING!

That is correct! It was indeed...

*card pops up from the podium*

Eh?

*reads aloud*

Flora is now safe from Mordokai in an undisclosed protected hallowed area.
@Happy: Here is the 200 and an extra 500 to get him to squeal.
@Everyone who helped: Thanks for the cover

@Mordokai: :smallyuk:


Ok...anyway...RHL takes the square. Reinholdt, choose a square! Do it! Do it!Do it!Do it!Do it!Do it!Do it!Do it!DO IT!

[happyturtle]

*takes out spork*

*pulls off Mordokai's boot*

*drags tines of spork across sole of his foot*

"That should make him squeal." :smallamused:

[Dallas-Dakota]

{table=head]
X||O
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/Hito-chan/GitP/queenofhearts.png||
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x280/kriskatarn/Were-Reinholdt.png
RabbitHoleLost|vs.|
Reinholdt[/table]


{table=head]
Playground Squares|
RabbitHoleLost (X)|
vs. Reinholdt (O)
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll125/Griever__/auronkittyfi2.png|
http://www.giantitp.com/avatars/PaladinGuy.gif|
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/5705/nobodyuy0.png|
Griever|evnafets|Mechafox

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4192/sneakpromzj8.gif|
http://i461.photobucket.com/albums/qq339/ghost_warlock/cave2bw.png|
http://s221.photobucket.com/albums/dd293/Uncle_Festy/th_NewUF.png|
dallas-dakota|TwoBitWriter|Uncle Festy

http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff339/1636071/Preist1.png|
http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq40/happyturtle-avs/PromavvieforHappyTurtle-1.png|
X|
Saint Nil|happyturtle|Mordokai[/table]

Whut?:smalltongue:

[Mordokai]

"Cheaters. All of you."

[TwoBitWriter]

C'mon Reinholdt, you know that Center Square will open up all avenues for victory! :smallwink:

[happyturtle]

"Cheaters. All of you."

"Hmm... that doesn't sound like squealing.... I must be losing my touch."

*carves 'BE GUD' into Mordokai's foot with the tip of a dagger*

[Fawkes]

Happyturtle! Don't carve things into the bottom of Mordokai's foot! What's wrong with you?

Carve it backwards into his forehead. That way he can read it every time he looks in a mirror.

[Reinholdt]

"Well done ma'am."

"If my intuition has anything to say, it's that Auron is a stand-up fellow sir. So an Auron cat must be even better sir. I'll go with Griever sir." Butler smiles smexily at everyone. Everyone.

[Mordokai]

"Hmm... that doesn't sound like squealing.... I must be losing my touch."

*carves 'BE GUD' into Mordokai's foot with the tip of a dagger*

"That tickles."

*hands you a longsword*

"try this. You might get some result with it."

[happyturtle]

"Nice try. I'm not taking an evil sword from an evil Blackguard. That might make me evil, and I'm not. I'm totally one of the good guys.

Hey, someone hand me a pair of pliers?"

[Reinholdt]

Calublufiok appears from nowhere.

"I'd be more than happy to take that sword from you and carve you up with it." He grins maliciously. Chances are, he's more than willing to carve Mordokai up even if Cal didn't get the sword.

[Mordokai]

*sighs* "That supposed to be scary or what? You look like a retarded pelican, what with that smile."

((Strictly roleplaying, mind you.))

[RabbitHoleLost]

Rabbit rolled her eyes, watching the proceedings.
"If you all want the hanky panky, do you think you could atleast get, you know, a room or something? I don't want to see you and your kinks!"
And thens he turned to Butler.
"And you, stop with the sexy charming thing! Its not going to work!"

[Reinholdt]

Butler doesn't quite understand what Rabbit means. Comes with being dense. So he keeps smiling. Even more so at Rabbit cause she talked to him and thinks she's being friendly.


*****

Cal continues his grin. "Says the goat." Mordokai's helmet does wonders for making him look ridiculous.


*****

Reinholdt just sort of sits in the audience. "Umm... go Cristo? Yay?"

[Cristo Meyers]

I'm late! I'm late!

*reads hurriedly*

The Town’s first police force was called the GufiPolice, what did the acronym stand for?

Latelatelate!

*runs away*

[RabbitHoleLost]

Must not...follow...Cristo..must...not...

[Supagoof]

Supagoof strolls onto stage.

Somebody want to explain this to me? Some dryad dropped it off before she began taking it off, and I don't work like that.

He holds up a letter.



Dear Supagoof,

Our show for some time has been lacking musical interludes. We know your fame and fortune has grown to rock star status, but were wondering if you could come and preform some types of entertainment during our commecial spots. The price to be determined as whatever you deem neccesary to perform. Use the account of mordyis2sexy4u for billing. The dryad should be verification enough for agreement/signature purposes.

See you soon.

I mean, you could have just sent the letter. The extra, although very nice, is just trivial. Money's money and that's good enough for me.

Unless she wasn't part of the agreement? :smallconfused:

[Fawkes]

Reinholdt, your theme song convinced me to go buy and watch Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Probably the best five bucks I ever spent.

Thank you.

[Reinholdt]

Reinholdt, your theme song convinced me to go buy and watch Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Probably the best five bucks I ever spent.

Thank you.

I bring out the paladin on the pink singing pogo stick and you mention my theme song?! Now? After all this time?! It's like the ONE unchanging thing about my signature!

:smallsigh:

You're welcome. :smalltongue:

[Thes Hunter]

Oh I remember now what else I had in the entry that was lost to the Great Lag Void of 2009, I had some flirty out of character comment towards evvie.

[Fawkes]

The pogo stick is what caused me to actually read your signature. :smalltongue:

[Cristo Meyers]

*brings in a TV monitor and VCR*

*inserts tape that reads "to Griever"*

*hits Play*




The Town’s first police force was called the GufiPolice, what did the acronym stand for?



*holds up sign reading "Please sign up for GraveRobbers 2*

*gets dragged forcibly back to work*

[happyturtle]

*climbs up to Griever's square*

*begins poking him with a spork*

"Oy! Pay attention here! Being a square is SRS BUSINESS!!!!!11!!1eleven!!! :smallmad:

[Darkcomet]

Drelin fires a sniper bullet into Griever's square. It's mostly meant to wake him up, so it'll probably hit next to a foot or something.

Wake up!

[TwoBitWriter]

This wouldn't have happened if I had been picked...

But uh... don't pick me for the next few hours, because it's date night with the wife. :smallwink:

[happyturtle]

*belatedly remembers Uncle Festy's warning and gathers skirt close to avoid giving a show to the squares below* :smalleek:

[Saint Nil]

*blocks the audiences view of that*

[Mordokai]

"It doesn't go any lower woman!

A pity... :smallamused: "

[TwoBitWriter]

I get a good view from where I'm sitting though. :smallamused:

Happy, if you get lonely I can drop a ladder down for you!

[happyturtle]

"You'll pay for this, Twobit. Just you wait..." :smallannoyed:

[Saint Nil]

*blindfolds Twobit*:smallamused:

Now then, lets act like men and not animals.....

I take that back, lets act like gentlemen, and not men or animals.

[Cristo Meyers]

24 hours before we have a guest square answer the question.

[happyturtle]

Careful, Nil, he might get excited. :smalltongue:

[Mordokai]

"Want me to neuter him?" :smallamused:

[UncleWolf]

*blindfolds Twobit*:smallamused:

Now then, lets act like men and not animals.....

I take that back, lets act like gentlemen, and not men or animals.

What about this animal? (http://lineout.thestranger.com/files/2008/01/animal.gif)

*looks around*

Oh yeah, I'm not supposed to be here.

*runs away before Morodkai notices*