Wolfbane's Wonderfully Wacky and Wildly Wandom Random Banter #113

[UncleWolf]

Welcome To... [insert dramatic drum-roll] Random Banter!

This is where the dregs of socie...uh, I mean the greatest if us all gather to talk about anything we want (as long as it doesn't belong to a different thread).

The rules, are as fol-

Aren't they more like guidelines?

:smallsigh:
Please excuse me.
*walks offstage*
[insert sound of man screaming as he is ripped limb from limb]
*walks back on picking his teeth with a rib*
No, they are not guidelines, they are anchient traditions passed from one generation of Random Banter to another. So, I recommend listening to them.


Rules

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And here are the previous incarnations of this thread.
Previous Threads:

Amotis' Random Banter #1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13484)
Dhavaer's Random Banter #2 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13401)
PhoeKun's Random Banter #3 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13319)
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As stated above, this thread is for random discussion, not random chit chat. That is to say, this is a forum, not your IM client. People have set up an unofficial IRC chat thingy for that sort of thing. Not only will you not annoy the people here, you will also help increase the popularity of the IRC chat.

So, gather around the fireplace and spin your tall tales to one another. Go to the bar and get some mead. But most importantly...


Rejoice!

The previous topic was...soda, giggling, and hyperactivity?

[Sub_Zero]

Hmmm, so this is the new thread, certainly has a new thread smell to it.
*sniff*
smells like old socks....

[InaVegt]

Let it be known to the world that I claim dibs on 113b.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

What's your favorite board game?

[UncleWolf]

Chess, but if you count Mordheim as a board game, then its that.

[Sub_Zero]

What's your favorite board game?

Hmmmm, hard one. In fact so hard I can't really answer, I like lots of board games.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Candyland, ofcourse, my ebil master.

Would you like to play a game?

[Zar Peter]

I'm currently very happy my kids can play Settlers. That's one of my favourite games. And Carcassonne is very good, too, although the wife of my friend nearly refused to play with us once again at one time :smallbiggrin:

[Kneenibble]

In that vein, I played Agricola recently, it was a very, very interesting & engaging game. I've heard such wonderful things about the two games Mr. Zar Peter has mentioned and I want to try them.

[Phase]

Holy mother of Artemis! You guys ate through my thread like locusts with the munchies!

(I plan on using non-standard exclamations and metaphors for a while."

[Kneenibble]

(I plan on using non-standard exclamations and metaphors for a while."

I heartily condone and endorse your undertaking.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Candyland, ofcourse, my ebil master.

Would you like to play a game?

Sure! Dibs on being the blue guy!

@ Zar Peter: Those are great games. I love Carcassone and fortunately get to play it every so often. Settlers is often fun, but I haven't been able to play it since FWA. Those furries play a mean game of Catan. Sigh. I wish I could play it more often. Whenever you get to come to the States, we'll play a game or two.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Holy mother of Artemis! You guys ate through my thread like locusts with the munchies!

(I plan on using non-standard exclamations and metaphors for a while."

This makes me wonder as to the insect-repellant properties of certain munchie-inducing fumes...

[CurlyKitGirl]

I heartily condone and endorse your undertaking.

Pssst! Kneen; you and rubakhin have been shipped again. Go and see.

Let me sum up my day briefly:
I spent five hours revising for my history exam on Elizabethan England 1558 - 88 and was fairly certain that I'd fail or do miserably. I've missed so much thanks to various trips and interviews.
So when it comes to my exam I saw, to my utter delight, that the two questions I could do were on my two worst areas. Foreign policy (in France) and Catholicism and their resistance to the Religious Settlement.
I did the France one because my mind just blanked on the other one. And I think that at best I got a C. I messed up the timing, don't think I put enough in depth material in. A right balls' up.
So I'm resitting this exam come summer.
Then it started raining. Not bad. A free and E Lit.
And then out of my three buses home: one was crammed full. One broke down. One ran out of freepin' diesel! AT THE BUS BAY! What? What?! Hello! This is supposedly the biggest bus company in the south west and only one in three buses worked. SO I waited til 5pm (inside, out of the rain for the last quarter of an hour) and made friends with someone, who it turns out, is a Playgrounder. Talk about a coincidence, and we like lots of the same things, so naturally we chatted when we were on the bus home. And the other bus home.
Then I walked her home, turned the other way and walked about a mile home In heavy rain. Into the rain. And was soaked.
And two of the three books I ordered came today! Ironically, it's books two and three. One should come tomorrow, so I'll have the complete set: Books 1 -5.
Overall: the literal fail was outweighed massively.
This just about warrants a :smallcool:.

[Rutskarn]

Board game? I'm going to go with monopoly.

What can I say--I'm a salesman at heart.

[Groundhog]

Can someone explain the significance of the :smallcool: to me?

[Cobra_Ikari]

Can someone explain the significance of the :smallcool: to me?

Shielding your eyes from the cancerpower of the sun!

...I have no clue.

[Rutskarn]

It means, "Aw yeahs. It's all good. I'm lovin' it."

[Coidzor]

^: Yes, exactly right again. Encapsulating everything grandly, my good sir. Cool Beans, I imagine. That is to say, despite the bad times, the day was actually pretty good.

One only wonders who Curly met that has stolen her heart. :smalltongue:

I'd have to say Monopoly so far, but it's always such a hassle to find anyone to sit down and play in a group with anymore. :/

[Rutskarn]

Is it human? Is it sapient?

The answer may surprise you!

[Sneak]

Yay, new thread!

So, my second semester just started. Hooray. I get to read Othello and Moby ****. And stuff.

And for some reason, after track practice my left elbow randomly started hurting when I bend it...probably not a good thing. Eh.

Anyway, the main point of this post was: Yay, a new thread!

[CurlyKitGirl]

One only wonders who Curly met that has stolen her heart. :smalltongue:


*snorts*
It seems the venerable Coidzor lacks the ability to differentiate between pronouns.
I walked a female friend home because I liked her company and I'm loth to merely abandon company with a new friend friend simply because of her living in the oppostie direction to me and the weather being deplorable.
'sides, I've walked further in worse weather.
Is this forum so sunk in depravity that my (supposedly old fashioned) sense of courtesy and camaraderie (for want of a better word) that my seeing someone home, as I do sometimes, or to a classroom, or to a bus, is taken immediately as a sign of romantic feelings?
By all the Gods of Olympos, this is not a soap. This is not Eastenders and I am not some hormone crazed teenager.

@groundhog: the :smallcool: is because the friends, books and awesomeness that is E Lit outweights the monotony of the revision and my depression of the literal Fail I did. It shows that overall, today was better than it was worse. But only just.

[UncleWolf]

*snorts*
It seems the venerable Coidzor lacks the ability to differentiate between pronouns.
I walked a female friend home because I liked her company and I'm loth to merely abandon company with a new friend friend simply because of her living in the oppostie direction to me and the weather being deplorable.
'sides, I've walked further in worse weather.
Is this forum so sunk in depravity that my (supposedly old fashioned) sense of courtesy and camaraderie (for want of a better word) that my seeing someone home, as I do sometimes, or to a classroom, or to a bus, is taken immediately as a sign of romantic feelings?
By all the Gods of Olympos, this is not a soap. This is not Eastenders and I am not some hormone crazed teenager.

I didn't think that. It is what I'd do too (Unless you are a dude, then you walk alone :smalltongue:).

[Coplantor]

Yay, new thread!

So, my second semester just started. Hooray. I get to read Othello and Moby ****. And stuff...

Profanity filters rock! Cool, new semester! I start my third semester the 9th of february, well, technically I start in march, but I have two extra classes in february, one is a photography class and the other one is an anual project.

[Raistlin1040]

*Calls dibs on thread 117* Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

[Sneak]

Profanity filters rock! Cool, new semester! I start my third semester the 9th of february, well, technically I start in march, but I have two extra classes in february, one is a photography class and the other one is an anual project.

Ha. Moby ****. Ooh, it's a dirty word! :smalltongue:

Anyway, that's cool. Photography is great. Haven't taken a photo class in a while, but I really like black and white photography (although I hate it when you have to take the film out...I'm not a fan of the whole "pitch black absolute darkness thing." >_< And just out of curiosity, what exactly is this "annual project?"

A new semester for me isn't really that exciting. I don't have any new classes or anything. Ah, high school is boring. :smalltongue:

[Coplantor]

Well, teachers choose the best works we've done during the year and we have to make a portfolio with those. The portfolio must be not only a container of pieces of graphic design, but a piece of design itself.

I'm studying graphic design, just in case you didnt knew that already.

[Coidzor]

By all the Gods of Olympos, this is not a soap. This is not Eastenders and I am not some hormone crazed teenager.

:smallconfused: Milady doth protest too much... In fact, 'twould seem but a smokescreen to deflect our wonder as to who you met. Which was the heart and main of the issue, after all. As it is your right to not give us satisfaction in the case, why worry?

In any case... Sorry to hear that. I mean, if you're not going to get your hormonal craziness out of your system as a teenager... well, that's like not getting chicken pox out of the way when you're 4 or 5 or whatever the proper age is these days.

Edit: Hey Dalak! It's been awhile since we've seen you around. Not since you and Sneak first had that face-off...

[Sneak]

Well, teachers choose the best works we've done during the year and we have to make a portfolio with those. The portfolio must be not only a container of pieces of graphic design, but a piece of design itself.

I'm studying graphic design, just in case you didnt knew that already.

Huh. That's kinda cool, actually. I like.

I'm in a graphic design class too (for the first time this year). It's not really a great class, as it's just a high-school course and the teacher isn't even really a graphic designer (painting is her main thing), but it's still nice. And I needed to take a studio art. I was really looking for some kind of digital art or illustration class, but graphic design is actually pretty fun. Right now we're making energy conservation company logos.


Edit: Hey Dalak! It's been awhile since we've seen you around. Not since you and Sneak first had that face-off...

Yep! Glad to be back. :smallsmile:

[Coplantor]

@^: Cool, I was always good for drawing, graphic design is something I can really see myself doing. Curiously, what I always wanted to do was video games, writting the story and creating the characters, but I have no idea of how to get into the world of video gaming, I can get from graphic design though.

I could post some of my works from this year, heh, I even made a coplantor pop-up book. With the vampire head and everything.

[UncleWolf]

I could post some of my works from this year, heh, I even made a coplantor pop-up book. With the vampire head and everything.

You really need to show us that.:smallbiggrin:

[Fostire]

You really need to show us that.:smallbiggrin:

I've seen some of the stuff he's done, they're really awesome and he should post them here. :smallbiggrin:

[Coplantor]

I've seen some of the stuff he's done, they're really awesome and he should post them here. :smallbiggrin:

Well, this weekend I could post the cards deck I made. And I have a picure of the coplantor pop up somewhere on this god forsaken computer, I just have to figure where it is.

He, I put Coplantor the character in at least 2 of my works, I wanted to ask permission from the playgrounders to use some of their avatars for something I made but I end up doing something completly different from my original idea and stick figures would've been strange.

[Coidzor]

I would just like to say "AWESOME."

And that I would also enjoy seeing what you've done with the place.

[Rutskarn]

I'd gladly lend my avatar, but it's not OOTS style, so I dunno if you'd want it.

[Coplantor]

Does'nt matter, it was for december, though. I approved that class with 79% so I must have done something right I guess. I'm still waiting for the results of three other classes.

[Coidzor]

Here's hoping, eh Coplantor. I'm sure you did well though.

And I just got approached by three people and a Department of Public Safety officer about the Dean of Students wanting to speak with me.

*gulp*

DPS... campus police...

[Coplantor]

And a DPS is... ?

[Allysian]

Oh me goodness! The dean! I'm sure it's somthing good though! :smallwink:

[Phase]

Am I the only one who had Forum troubles earlier? I'm pretty sure they weren't easily accessible.

[banjo1985]

No you're not. The forums were down for a while, from around 4am this morning (British time). I don't know what the issue was, but all seems good again now.

[Khaeta]

I did. Last night I could't even get on the forums (although that may have been a good thing, as I was doing homework at the time)

[wadledo]

I did. Last night I could't even get on the forums (although that may have been a good thing, as I was doing homework at the time)

I couldn't do my homework because the site was down.

[Player_Zero]

I plan on using non-standard exclamations and metaphors for a while.

BY THE BEARDS OF ANTIQUITY!

Good plan.

[dish]

I just got offered two weeks' work in Nepal, but I can't accept because I've already booked my flights for a trip back home to the UK.

I'm totally looking forward to my trip home, of course, but I'd have loved the chance to spend two weeks in Nepal.

[Recaiden]

Yeah, I finally finished my homework and then the forums weren't working.:smallannoyed: I hope you have fun back home dish.

[Sub_Zero]

woop! I managed to get on at school, I'm suprised their filter allows this, they got rid of loads of other things.....ahh, it's a good felling to be on while at school

[randman22222]

Oh. My. Goodness. Last night was our jazz band's concert with the NYU jazz orchestra, and Lenny Pickett (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenny_Pickett). It was absolutely incredible! That man has complete and utter mastery over his instrument. The students were also incredible, us, well, we played very well, but nothing like them.

I also made a new personal record: Three early entrances, one of which was the first note of the song, which came in a beat early. Luckily, audiences generally can't tell these things. :smalltongue:

Also, Lenny Pickett's a funny guy in person. I like him. :smalltongue:

[bosssmiley]

And a DPS is... ?

The infamous Duck Putty Surcharge. A regressive tax measure brought in at the behest of the poultry insulation lobby to prevent the superior properties of duck putty (and/or goose grease) as a draught excluder from impacting the profits of their chook-based products.

(give me a minute while I wikifake up the supporting evidence :smallwink: )

Edit: also, my day has been made (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1126136/Former-French-President-Chirac-hospitalised-mauling-clinically-depressed-poodle.html).

Good dog! :smallbiggrin::smallbiggrin::smallbiggrin:

[Coidzor]

And now an actual police detective has called me. :smalleek: Better than being arrested out of the blue in my bed, but still... Not the best way to wake up.

I feel ill with apprehension at calling this man back.

Perhaps I should eat something first....

[Felixaar]

If it wasn't already obvious, I am back from my long Playground hiatus.

Now, whats this about Coid being in trouble with the cops :smallconfused:

[Player_Zero]

If it wasn't already obvious, I am back from my long Playground hiatus.

Now, whats this about Coid being in trouble with the cops :smallconfused:

I have ten pounds on being questioned for the worst sexual perversions.

[Coidzor]

If I don't return in the evening. Something horrible will have happened. Possibly.

[Felixaar]

Eep :smalleek: Coid, if you need a place to hide out, fly to Australia! I'll protect you. Your name is now Steve Barnes.

[bosssmiley]

I have ten pounds on being questioned for the worst sexual perversions.

£10 on illegal duck-smuggling.

[Coidzor]

...Just... stay away from women who've broken up, even if they are seeming to express interest in you.

Ed: And I'm off. We who may or may not be about to die salute you.

[KnightDisciple]

£10 on illegal duck-smuggling.

10 ducks on illegal pound smuggling.

[Dr. Bath]

10 ducks on illegal pound smuggling.

We're on to you, duck smuggler. :smallannoyed:

£5 on a breach of the peace. You must stop those ladies screaming and throwing their underwear place, even if you are a man of science.

[unstattedCommoner]

10 ducks on illegal pound smuggling.

10 smugglers on illegal pound ducking.

[UncleWolf]

...Just... stay away from women who've broken up, even if they are seeming to express interest in you.

Ed: And I'm off. We who may or may not be about to die salute you.

*returns salute*
Whatever the charge is, I'm sure that you were framed.

[Felixaar]

10 smugglers on illegal pound ducking.

So.

So.

*brain explodes*

[dish]

...Just... stay away from women who've broken up, even if they are seeming to express interest in you.

Ed: And I'm off. We who may or may not be about to die salute you.

Salute! I hope it's the latter (like not dying. Or anything bad.)

[UncleWolf]

@Felixaar: Nice to have you back!
Where were you anyways?:smallconfused:

[Felixaar]

Oh, it's a long story of fantastical incredibleness! I just might tell you someday, but my eyes seem to be made of lead. I cannot sleep however until I have caught up on my blogs and various webcomics.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Sure! Dibs on being the blue guy!

@ Zar Peter: Those are great games. I love Carcassone and fortunately get to play it every so often. Settlers is often fun, but I haven't been able to play it since FWA. Those furries play a mean game of Catan. Sigh. I wish I could play it more often. Whenever you get to come to the States, we'll play a game or two.
I only play carcassone, which I might mention is a really fun game, every once in a while. Settlers of Catan even less. Though both are fun.
And count me in for that game.:smallcool:

[randman22222]

I wanna hear the story as well... :smallconfused:

And in other news, I'm actually getting perceptibly better on my guitar... I just played "Born To Be Wild", and managed to do "Money For Nothing" passably...
Maybe I'm not so bad at this thing...

Y'know, I should stop saying, "in other news".

[Rutskarn]

Nonstandard exclamations?

Son of a mange-infested cheese-gummed beady-eyed dental hygienist, you guys are ripping off my schtick!

[UncleWolf]

Oh, it's a long story of fantastical incredibleness! I just might tell you someday, but my eyes seem to be made of lead. I cannot sleep however until I have caught up on my blogs and various webcomics.

Here is a little something to help you stay awake then.

Big Bad Voodoo Daddy-Mr. Pinstripe Suit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmpmjsq8Z70)

[Felixaar]

I wanna hear the story as well... :smallconfused:

And in other news, I'm actually getting perceptibly better on my guitar... I just played "Born To Be Wild", and managed to do "Money For Nothing" passably...
Maybe I'm not so bad at this thing...

Y'know, I should stop saying, "in other news".

So does that mean we gotta go install some color TV's, boss? Play the guitar on the MTV?

Hawaiian noises? He's bangin' on them bongo's like a chimpanzee?

[Dallas-Dakota]

We sing christmass carrols to you to keep you awake like was done in '27 for Kyrian?

[dish]

Eeek, I think someone was just knocking at my door, but it's midnight, and totally dark out in the hallway. (And I'm alone in the flat.) :smalleek:

[UncleWolf]

Eeek, I think someone was just knocking at my door, but it's midnight, and totally dark out in the hallway. (And I'm alone in the flat.) :smalleek:

If you are scared easily, don't read the spoiler.

Have you ever seen those horror movies where the woman opens the door at night, no one is out there, but after she closes the door, a few minutes later something breaks in the kitchen? And when she goes to see what it is the villain is standing behind her.

You ever watch those movies?
:smallbiggrin::smalltongue:

[randman22222]

So does that mean we gotta go install some color TV's, boss? Play the guitar on the MTV?

Hawaiian noises? He's bangin' on them bongo's like a chimpanzee?

Eeuumm... With a little more finesse than a chimpanzee, I would like to hope. :smallconfused:

[CutePoison]

I love the non-standard exclamation.

I will do this.

Also, I just registered to vote. Be proud, even if I can't do it for like another 2 years. IT STILL MATTERS.

In other news, I fell asleep in Biology and someone put a white chocolate button behind my ear, which proceeded to melt. I then turned my head.

IT WENT EVERYWHERE.

Was in the spirit of amusement rather than bullying though, so it's not too bad, but still.

The white chocolate, by the time I'd gotten it off and it had semi set, was like cyst-juice.

[dish]

If you are scared easily, don't read the spoiler.

Have you ever seen those horror movies where the woman opens the door at night, no one is out there, but after she closes the door, a few minutes later something breaks in the kitchen? And when she goes to see what it is the villain is standing behind her.

You ever watch those movies?
:smallbiggrin::smalltongue:

Well, I'm on the 24th floor, so only Superman could manage to break into my kitchen. And he is on the side of GOOD.

Edit @ C-P: there might be a local election you can vote in before the general ones.

[UncleWolf]

Well, I'm on the 24th floor, so only Superman could manage to break into my kitchen. And he is on the side of GOOD.

Edit @ C-P: there might be a local election you can vote in before the general ones.

Have you ever seen Hollow Man? (An invisible man goes crazy)

[dish]

Have you ever seen Hollow Man? (An invisible man goes crazy)

I haven't, but does his craziness involve flying?

[UncleWolf]

I haven't, but does his craziness involve flying?

He doesn't need to fly. In one scene he knocks on a woman's door and walks right in after she steps into the hallway. He is invisible, remember?

[dish]

He doesn't need to fly. In one scene he knocks on a woman's door and walks right in after she steps into the hallway. He is invisible, remember?

I didn't open the door. I just peaked through the spyhole. So, everything is fine.

[UncleWolf]

I didn't open the door. I just peaked through the spyhole. So, everything is fine.

In that case, everything should be fine.
Just beware of rats in the walls.

[Cobra_Ikari]

I love the non-standard exclamation.

I will do this.

Also, I just registered to vote. Be proud, even if I can't do it for like another 2 years. IT STILL MATTERS.

In other news, I fell asleep in Biology and someone put a white chocolate button behind my ear, which proceeded to melt. I then turned my head.

IT WENT EVERYWHERE.

Was in the spirit of amusement rather than bullying though, so it's not too bad, but still.

The white chocolate, by the time I'd gotten it off and it had semi set, was like cyst-juice.

You know, for a second there, I was intrigued by the idea of licking white chocolate off someone. And then you used the words "cyst-juice". >.<

[Fredthefighter]

You know, for a second there, I was intrigued by the idea of licking white chocolate off someone. And then you used the words "cyst-juice". >.<

What is Cyst-juice?
And Cobra, sometimes, white chocolate is best left for the milky bar kid.
"The milky bar kid is strong and tough" I don't know the rest of the words

[Archonic Energy]

Well, I'm on the 24th floor, so only Superman could manage to break into my kitchen. And he is on the side of GOOD.


that's what he WANTS you to think... :smallwink:

[Zar Peter]

Sure! Dibs on being the blue guy!

@ Zar Peter: Those are great games. I love Carcassone and fortunately get to play it every so often. Settlers is often fun, but I haven't been able to play it since FWA. Those furries play a mean game of Catan. Sigh. I wish I could play it more often. Whenever you get to come to the States, we'll play a game or two.

I hope I can make it someday. Maybe when the kids are a bit bigger...
I'm always looking forward to meet a player who is a challenge for me (there's a reason my friends wife didn't want to play against me any more, it wasn't that I won, it was how I won... :smallbiggrin:)

[CutePoison]

Edit @ C-P: there might be a local election you can vote in before the general ones.

Nah, s'more an age thing. You can register at 16 but can't vote 'til you're 18.

And licking white chocolate off someone is all very well, especially if you have a strong stomach (and got the yumminess of dripping hot chocolate onto them) but seriously, not in hair.

Ah, the jokes people made.

I refer you, dish, to proof that superman is a total git. (http://www.superdickery.com)

[Fredthefighter]

I refer you, dish, to proof that superman is a total git. (http://www.superdickery.com)

I knew it! I knew he couldn't be good all the time. Now for someone to make Superman (Earth-two version) into a villain, the JLA wouldn't have a chance (Except for Batman and the chunk of Kryptonite he keeps just in case)

[Coidzor]

Well, I'm still alive. And interested in hearing about Flix's tale of high adventure. Sorry about that earlier.

Fred: I'd say that cyst-juice is a bit like... pus or that stuff that comes out of a pimple when you pop it, the sort of oozing, transparent/translucent oil as well as the white-ish gunk.

Also, Kryptonite gauntlets.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Nah, s'more an age thing. You can register at 16 but can't vote 'til you're 18.

And licking white chocolate off someone is all very well, especially if you have a strong stomach (and got the yumminess of dripping hot chocolate onto them) but seriously, not in hair.

Ah, the jokes people made.

I refer you, dish, to proof that superman is a total git. (http://www.superdickery.com)

Ah. So were I to drip warm chocolate on other parts of a person, that would be just dandy?

[Fredthefighter]

Ah. So were I to drip warm chocolate on other parts of a person, that would be just dandy?

Now you are just being weird, but keep going if you want to. I cannot take any responsibility for Cobra's actions.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Now you are just being weird, but keep going if you want to. I cannot take any responsibility for Cobra's actions.

Cobra is mixing hunger with people. This is how new ideas are made!

[CutePoison]

Ah. So were I to drip warm chocolate on other parts of a person, that would be just dandy?

Yes please.

Cyst juice is like the stuff you get out of a really big facial spot, but... chunky. Like really really dodgy milk.

[Fredthefighter]

Yes please.

Cyst juice is like the stuff you get out of a really big facial spot, but... chunky. Like really really dodgy milk.

*Strokes chin in deep thought*
I do not have an idea about anything. What made you think I had an idea?
*Looks about shiftily*

[Cobra_Ikari]

Yes please.

Cyst juice is like the stuff you get out of a really big facial spot, but... chunky. Like really really dodgy milk.

Are you volunteering to be my warm chocolate test subject? =P

[randman22222]

This conversation is rapidly entering the realm of 'appalling'. :smallyuk:

[Fredthefighter]

This conversation is rapidly entering the realm of 'appalling'. :smallyuk:

But you can't say it isn't fun.
I'll get the chocolate.

[randman22222]

But you can't say it isn't fun.
I'll get the chocolate.

As long as the phrase 'cyst-juice' is in my head, it will be neither fun, nor appealing. :smallyuk:

[Cobra_Ikari]

This conversation is rapidly entering the realm of 'appalling'. :smallyuk:

Dude. I'm thinking semi-canniballistic s'mores. Opinion?

And yeah, the cyst-juice was pretty bad, but I've accidentally drank something with about that texture that also happened to be bile green, so...it doesn't bother me as much.

[randman22222]

Dude. I'm thinking semi-canniballistic s'mores. Opinion?

And yeah, the cyst-juice was pretty bad, but I've accidentally drank something with about that texture that also happened to be bile green, so...it doesn't bother me as much.

I'm quickly getting nauseous. :smalleek:
For real.
"Semi-cannibalistic s'mores." :smallyuk:

[Dragonrider]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I missed the formation of a new RB. Darn school. :smallsigh:

Speaking of...I'm about to go for a chemistry test. LE SIGH. one-fifth of the way through the quarter.

[CutePoison]

This conversation is rapidly entering the realm of 'appalling'. :smallyuk:

I have that effect.

GL with the Chemistry Dragon :smallwink: I had a test yesterday, and it was :smallfrown:.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Chemistry is math with the added terror of accidentally harming people added. v.v

[Fredthefighter]

I have that effect.

GL with the Chemistry Dragon :smallwink: I had a test yesterday, and it was :smallfrown:.

I had a test on monday (Science: Biology, Physics and Chemistry, all in one) and I recorded my drama performance today, I got a B based on my performance, but the written work is 2/3 of the grade, so I need finish my final evaluation.

[randman22222]

I like chem... :smallconfused:
Especially biochemistry. Especially toxicology. *Is creepy.*

[Dr. Bath]

Chemistry is math with the added terror of accidentally harming people added. v.v

I see you've never been on the wrong end of a polar co-ordinate.

[Fredthefighter]

I like chem... :smallconfused:
Especially biochemistry. Especially toxicology. *Is creepy.*

I like science in general, all of it is so wonderful in my opinion. (It's freaking everywhere man!)
I plan to take Biology at A-level next year, along with Maths, History and English Language (I couldn't do Eng Lit because it was in the same block as maths and I am not giving that up)

[Cobra_Ikari]

I see you've never been on the wrong end of a polar co-ordinate.

O_o

Noooooo! *runs around, sobbing for the sakes of those who have been irreparably harmed by his careless use of math*

*runs into wall, knocks self unconscious*

[Coidzor]

*shudder* All this talk of chemistry and math and bodily fluids is giving me shivers.

And I find that I am sick today, Playground. A rumbling, stumbling, hurting stummy is plaguing this poor sore cod....

^: Generally though, it's not people killing people with math. It's the math eating people. Nom. Nom. Nom.

[Fredthefighter]

*shudder* All this talk of chemistry and math and bodily fluids is giving me shivers.

And I find that I am sick today, Playground. A rumbling, stumbling, hurting stummy is plaguing this poor sore cod....

^: Generally though, it's not people killing people with math. It's the math eating people. Nom. Nom. Nom.

Poor Coidzor, would you like a blanket and some warm cocoa? I can get Cobra to hug you if you want.

[Dr. Bath]

*runs into wall, knocks self unconscious*

And so the day was saved from kinda creepy canabalistic fetish cobras, by maths.

*strikes a pose*

(you know I don't mean it... much, but that discussion was a bit weird. o.O)

[randman22222]

*shudder* All this talk of chemistry and math and bodily fluids is giving me shivers.

And I find that I am sick today, Playground. A rumbling, stumbling, hurting stummy is plaguing this poor sore cod....

^: Generally though, it's not people killing people with math. It's the math eating people. Nom. Nom. Nom.

Ugh. I got really nauseous in biology today. We were talking about nematodes, and tapeworms, and whatnot, and I've got some kind of freak phobia that makes me fear creatures with no real... organs, like eyes, and discernible mouths, and appendages. So the best way to scare me is wave an anemone or some kind of tube worm, from the bottom of sea, in my face.

[Coidzor]

Ah... I could use a hug, but ay, there's the rub. 'tis hugs that got me into this mess. And I think I need my stomach to settle before I imbibe any cocoa. Though that is an idea for a little bit from now...

Oh god, nausea. Thank god it's passed from those feelings. Now I'm trying to get the second half of a sammich down.

[Fredthefighter]

Ah... I could use a hug, but ay, there's the rub. 'tis hugs that got me into this mess. And I think I need my stomach to settle before I imbibe any cocoa. Though that is an idea for a little bit from now...

*Gives Coidzor a blanket*
Keeping warm is the most essential part of recovering from an illness.
(I can be very nice when I want to be. I'm the caring, does-what-he's-told-when-he's-told-to-do-it, wants-everyone-to-be-happy, must-please-everyone boy)

[Cobra_Ikari]

And so the day was saved from kinda creepy canabalistic fetish cobras, by maths.

*strikes a pose*

(you know I don't mean it... much, but that discussion was a bit weird. o.O)

Weird conversations entertain me. I mean, most of the time, they've never happened before, and may never happen again.

*glares at Fred*...you think I can be manipulated so easily? *hugs Coidzor of his own volition*

[Dr. Bath]

Ah... I could use a hug, but ay, there's the rub. 'tis hugs that got me into this mess. And I think I need my stomach to settle before I imbibe any cocoa. Though that is an idea for a little bit from now...

You can have a friendly pat instead

*pats gingerly on the shoulder*

I think my mouse is melting, maybe I should monitor it more... (m is hard to illiterate, whilst still articulating my thoughts)

[Fredthefighter]

Weird conversations entertain me. I mean, most of the time, they've never happened before, and may never happen again.

*glares at Fred*...you think I can be manipulated so easily? *hugs Coidzor of his own volition*

My plan worked perfectly, reverse-psychology is only beaten by Reverse-reverse-psychology. I don't think I could manipulate you Cobra, I'm too nice to be manipulative, I may be descisive but I only take charge when necessary. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings Cobra, would you like a hug?

[Cobra_Ikari]

You can have a friendly pat instead

*pats gingerly on the shoulder*

I think my mouse is melting, maybe I should moniter it more... (m is hard to illiterate, whilst still articulating my thoughts)

I thought that was a bad computing pun.

Also, better your mouse than, say...umm...well, damn, that kinda does suck. *hugs*

[Fredthefighter]

I thought that was a bad computing pun.

Also, better your mouse than, say...umm...well, damn, that kinda does suck. *hugs*

Come her Cobra, I have cake and cookies, take you pick.

[Dr. Bath]

Noes! *flees from the Cobra*


*cowers cowardlyly* (It's a word, shaddup >.>)

Anyway. It appears that the problem would be solved if I didn't use table lamps to keep my hands warm. It was logical at the time, okay? ¬_¬

[Fredthefighter]

Noes! *flees from the Cobra*


*cowers cowardlyly* (It's a word, shaddup >.>)

Anyway. It appears that the problem would be solved if I didn't use table lamps to keep my hands warm. It was logical at the time, okay? ¬_¬

Would you like some cake/cookies? There is plenty for everyone.
I'm just a big bundle of joy and happiness right now. I feel all fuzzy, like a teddybear.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Noes! *flees from the Cobra*


*cowers cowardlyly* (It's a word, shaddup >.>)

Anyway. It appears that the problem would be solved if I didn't use table lamps to keep my hands warm. It was logical at the time, okay? ¬_¬

You could get fuzzy gloves?

I always hated those. They made my hands feel dry and itchy. >.<

[Dirk Kris]

You could get fuzzy gloves?

I always hated those. They made my hands feel dry and itchy. >.<
Not if they're made of baby seals!

[Dr. Bath]

You could get fuzzy gloves?

I always hated those. They made my hands feel dry and itchy. >.<

Can't really type in those though, can you? I need me some fingerless gloves. Mainly for sailing, but they'd be pretty useful. Also would help with the whole 'tramp' look I seem to be wandering towards awkwardly, like a pigeon with head trauma and a missing foot.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Can't really type in those though, can you? I need me some fingerless gloves. Mainly for sailing, but they'd be pretty useful. Also would help with the whole 'tramp' look I seem to be wandering towards awkwardly, like a pigeon with head trauma and a missing foot.

Yes, but a smexily adorable...erm...

...yeah. Not finishing that analogy. WTF did you do to that pigeon, you bastard? >.<

[Fredthefighter]

Can't really type in those though, can you? I need me some fingerless gloves. Mainly for sailing, but they'd be pretty useful. Also would help with the whole 'tramp' look I seem to be wandering towards awkwardly, like a pigeon with head trauma and a missing foot.

I just have a 400W heater sitting right beside me, keeps me toasty.
*Huggles everyone*
The fuzziness is beginning to overpower me.

[Coidzor]

Hmm. Gloveseseses? Maybe Bell-ringers' gloves if you get too cold at the compy?

*hug the cobra*

[Sub_Zero]

Can't really type in those though, can you? I need me some fingerless gloves. Mainly for sailing, but they'd be pretty useful. Also would help with the whole 'tramp' look I seem to be wandering towards awkwardly, like a pigeon with head trauma and a missing foot.

I've got some fingerless gloves, I don't where them often, but I do when I'm drawing and stuff since I don't like getting graphite/charcoal/chalk/whatever medium I'm using all over my fingers

[Dallas-Dakota]

Cobra is mixing hunger with people. This is how new ideas are made!
/delayed reaction.

Of to the shipping thread!

[Fredthefighter]

Hmm. Gloveseseses? Maybe Bell-ringers' gloves if you get too cold at the compy?

*hug the cobra*

What about me?
I'm all fuzzy and sweet right now, don't I deserve a hug too?
Pwease?
(I seem to be going into what I call, my fuzzy side, otherwise known as Carebear Fred)

[Dr. Bath]

Yes, but a smexily adorable...erm...

...yeah. Not finishing that analogy. WTF did you do to that pigeon, you bastard? >.<

I didn't do nuffink, he deserved it, it was self-defense ....we didn't burn him!

You can't prove anything! >.> <.<

Frassin wrassin hugs an' their frassin wrassin mumble mumble...

[Sub_Zero]

What about me?
I'm all fuzzy and sweet right now, don't I deserve a hug too?
Pwease?
(I seem to be going into what I call, my fuzzy side, otherwise known as Carebear Fred)

*hugs* since you seem to sound like you want one so much. Be glad, I'm not normally a huggy person

[Coidzor]

Ah Snak-Attack, where would we be without your cries of Shipping Here! Get yer Ships! Quid a dozen!

And all that rot. Well, sammichs is wolfed down. Ish. Tums have been eaten. Other stummy meds have been imbibed... We'll just have to wait'n'see now...

Ed: *Hugs Fred* Well, I must admit, the blanky was comfy for awhile... but then I just started overheating in it. x.x... Pretty warm in here even with the window cracked to let in the air.

[randman22222]

*hugs* since you seem to sound like you want one so much. Be glad, I'm not normally a huggy person

I'm not a huggy person either, but I'll gladly return hugs. People say I'm good at it. :smallconfused:
Not sure how one rates a hug, but I'm proud of giving good hugs. :smallredface:

[Fredthefighter]

*hugs* since you seem to sound like you want one so much. Be glad, I'm not normally a huggy person

Awwwwwwwww, thanks to the both of you.
I feel all warm inside. Like a piece of toast.

[Dallas-Dakota]

What about me?
I'm all fuzzy and sweet right now, don't I deserve a hug too?
Pwease?
(I seem to be going into what I call, my fuzzy side, otherwise known as Carebear Fred)
.....
Long with the advantages that come with being a cookiemonster!:smallamused:

[Sub_Zero]

I'm not a huggy person either, but I'll gladly return hugs. People say I'm good at it. :smallconfused:
Not sure how one rates a hug, but I'm proud of giving good hugs. :smallredface:

I don't know how good I am at hugging, I don't normally get hugs. Probably why I'm not a huggy person really, wow, it all makes sense now

[Fredthefighter]

.....
Long with the advantages that come with being a cookiemonster!:smallamused:

I'm not a cookiemonster ya silly goose. I'm a carebear, I have a subconscious need to please people, as long as it doesn't oppose my morals.

[Coidzor]

.....
Long with the advantages that come with being a cookiemonster!:smallamused:
You're not a cookie-monster! You're a Sneakasaurus Tex-Mex! :smalltongue:

But we lurve ya anyway.

*evil hug, waltz*

[Dr. Bath]

Awwwwwwwww, thanks to the both of you.
I feel all warm inside. Like a piece of toast.

It's a trick! He's really filled with knives, hormones and beards! And that's not like toast at all!

*watches warily*

[Fredthefighter]

It's a trick! He's really filled with knives, hormones and beards! And that's not like toast at all!

*watches warily*

Why Dr.Bath, I thought you were my friend.
Why can't you accept that there are three sides to me? I'm 1/2 Normal Fred, 1/3 Carebear Fred and 1/6 Vengefully dark Fred.
Right now I'm Carebear Fred.
*Huggles Dr.Bath*

[Sub_Zero]

It's a trick! He's really filled with knives, hormones and beards! And that's not like toast at all!

*watches warily*

Is that where I've been going wrong with my toast all this time. You know I always suspected the knives were a bit unnecassary (however you spell it)

[Fredthefighter]

Is that where I've been going wrong with my toast all this time. You know I always suspected the knives were a bit unnecassary (however you spell it)

Toast is delicious, especially with cheese. Cheddar cheese is delicious.
*Slipping back into Carebear Fred after Mordokai and Darius unleashed Vengefully dark Fred*
*Huggles everyone*

[Coidzor]

Hmm... I always had a feeling that I shouldn't be using my beard with my toast but I thought that was just me feeling bad about the scratchy crumbs getting into my face for weeks on end...

[Fredthefighter]

Hmm... I always had a feeling that I shouldn't be using my beard with my toast but I thought that was just me feeling bad about the scratchy crumbs getting into my face for weeks on end...

I think the closest thing I want to a beard is a small amount of chin scruff, maybe a cleft.

[CutePoison]

My toast has honey and vitalite.

THRONE PLS.

[Cobra_Ikari]

My toast has honey and vitalite.

THRONE PLS.

*eats Poison with a side of toast*

Throne?

[Coidzor]

I think the closest thing I want to a beard is a small amount of chin scruff, maybe a cleft.

I'd just go with a goatee, myself. But I can't grow one. :smallfrown:

So I just stick with my jowl-line, chin, and a light mustache. I'd prefer to keep my lips as hairless as possible, but that just makes it scratchier when I lick them, so..... *shrug* :/ What'cha gonna do...

A chin bit or soul patch can be nice though, I"ll warrant.

What's this vitalite stuff, though? Some kind of yeasty spread?

[Fredthefighter]

My toast has honey and vitalite.

THRONE PLS.

Here, have a throne, it's heated and on a swivelly bit.
I like swivel chairs, they make me feel all executive-y.
*Hugs CutePoison*
I'm in a very hugging mood today.
*Hugs Cobra*
*Hugs Coidzor*
And Vitalite is a type of very healthy butter, I have it on my toast and on my sandwhiches, it's good.

[Coidzor]

So vitamin-enriched butter? Sounds fun. Could use more fortified foods.

Mhm. Is it mainly a vitamin A, Bs, C, D sort of thing?

ed: Ingredients:
Vegetable Oils (of which sunflower oil 38.8%); Water; Salt (2%); Emulsifiers - E471, Soya Lecithin; Preservative - Potassium Sorbate; Lactic Acid; B Vitamins (Niacin, B6, B2, Folic Acid & B12); Flavourings; Colours - Annatto, Curcumin; Vitamins A & D.

Contains Soya
Nutrition Information:

Typical values per 100g: Per 7g serving:
Energy 2068kJ / 503 kcal 145kJ / 35 kcal
Protein Nil Nil
Carbohydrate Nil Nil
of which sugars Nil Nil
Fat 56.0g 3.9g
of which saturates 13.4g 0.9g
of which mono-unsaturates 18.2g 1.3g
of which polyunsaturates 22.0g 1.5g
of which trans 0.1g Trace
Fibre Nil Nil
Sodium 0.6g 0.04g
Vitamin A 900µg (112% RDA) 63µg (7% RDA)
Riboflavin 0.96mg (60% RDA) 0.07mg (4% RDA)
Vitamin B6 1.2mg (60% RDA) 0.08mg (4% RDA)
Niacin 10.8mg (60% RDA) 0.75mg (4% RDA)
Folic Acid 120µg (60% RDA) 8.4µg (4% RDA)
Vitamin B12 0.60µg (60% RDA) 0.04µg (4% RDA)
Vitamin D 8µg (160% RDA) 0.5µg (10% RDA)
Vitamin E 18mg (180% RDA) 1.26mg (12% RDA)


Hmm. Doesn't seem that healthy. Not even enriched with vitamin C. :/ Ah well.

V: Well, yeah, of course stubble's fun, but it's hard to keep a constant-ish level of it. Reaping and sowing, y'know.

[CutePoison]

Vitalite is the best butter substitute this side of the singularity.

And my man is CLEAN SHAVEN. He has the kind of jaw that deserves parading and would look daft with any sort of beard save a small patchy one on the chin, which ain't happening.

Stubble though... 'sgood.

[Kaelaroth]

*strolls in*
So, yeah. Vitamins. They're like, healthy.
How's tricks?
And faces need differing types of facial hair, McYes, definitely.

[Sub_Zero]

I wanna grow a breat big bushy beard, that's what I wanna do.

My swivel chair has a back that leans to one side, I actually fine my wooden chair to be more comfortable, even if it has no cushions.

[Dr. Bath]

So vitamin-enriched butter? Sounds fun. Could use more fortified foods.

Mhm. Is it mainly a vitamin A, Bs, C, D sort of thing?

ed: Ingredients:
Vegetable Oils (of which sunflower oil 38.8%); Water; Salt (2%); Emulsifiers - E471, Soya Lecithin; Preservative - Potassium Sorbate; Lactic Acid; B Vitamins (Niacin, B6, B2, Folic Acid & B12); Flavourings; Colours - Annatto, Curcumin; Vitamins A & D.

Contains Soya
Nutrition Information:

Typical values per 100g: Per 7g serving:
Energy 2068kJ / 503 kcal 145kJ / 35 kcal
Protein Nil Nil
Carbohydrate Nil Nil
of which sugars Nil Nil
Fat 56.0g 3.9g
of which saturates 13.4g 0.9g
of which mono-unsaturates 18.2g 1.3g
of which polyunsaturates 22.0g 1.5g
of which trans 0.1g Trace
Fibre Nil Nil
Sodium 0.6g 0.04g
Vitamin A 900µg (112% RDA) 63µg (7% RDA)
Riboflavin 0.96mg (60% RDA) 0.07mg (4% RDA)
Vitamin B6 1.2mg (60% RDA) 0.08mg (4% RDA)
Niacin 10.8mg (60% RDA) 0.75mg (4% RDA)
Folic Acid 120µg (60% RDA) 8.4µg (4% RDA)
Vitamin B12 0.60µg (60% RDA) 0.04µg (4% RDA)
Vitamin D 8µg (160% RDA) 0.5µg (10% RDA)
Vitamin E 18mg (180% RDA) 1.26mg (12% RDA)


Hmm. Doesn't seem that healthy. Not even enriched with vitamin C. :/ Ah well.

Why does it need to be enriched? (unless there's something wrong) You can get all the nutrients you need by eating (and drinking) a varied diet. A glass or so of Orange juice has enough vitamin C for anyone. You don't see me taking any gold supplements, but my body still needs it. It just happens to get it from regular food.

Just because it says 'NOW WITH VITAMINS Ξ and Ω!!!' doesn't mean it's actually any good for you at all.

The overload of vitamins and nutrients can be harmful in some cases.

@Facial hair: I want a huuueeege waxed moustache. Not for any particular reason.

[Coidzor]

As a younger man, I was once exhorted by my fellows to set about growing a grizzly adams' beard because "they could see that working for me, y'know." :smallconfused:

I still don't know to this day if that was a subtle insult or not.:smalltongue:

If my beard weren't so gosh-darned curly I'd like to let it grow out, but the way it acts, it prefers to stay about the same length, just getting thicker and tanglery and such...


Ed: When I think of healthy and butter alternative my brain goes a bit wonky, sorry.

[CutePoison]

Why does it need to be enriched? (unless there's something wrong) You can get all the nutrients you need by eating (and drinking) a varied diet. A glass or so of Orange juice has enough vitamin C for anyone. You don't see me taking any gold supplements, but my body still needs it. It just happens to get it from regular food.

Just because it says 'NOW WITH VITAMINS Ξ and Ω!!!' doesn't mean it's actually any good for you at all.

The overload of vitamins and nutrients can be harmful in some cases.

I love you. You used non-standard-to-qwerty chars, and it made me happy.

[Fredthefighter]

My mom says I'll have to start shaving soon.
I don't have a beard but I have a small, blonde mustache on the grow.

[Dr. Bath]

My mom says I'll have to start shaving soon.
I don't have a beard but I have a small, blonde mustache on the grow.

Burn it! Burn it with fire! I mean shaving! Unless you can grow it large and bushy/styled it will look horrible. Of course, you can't do that at the mo', so kill it dead. Luckily for you, blonde facial hair is not very noticable at all.

[Fredthefighter]

Burn it! Burn it with fire! I mean shaving! Unless you can grow it large and bushy/styled it will look horrible. Of course, you can't do that at the mo', so kill it dead. Luckily for you, blonde facial hair is not very noticable at all.

It doesn't show up too good, but I can see it in the mirror. I think it makes me look a little bit older and a bit more mature.

[Kaelaroth]

If you think it makes you look mature/older/dashing, it's likely that everyone else will see a little kid who thinks he looks mature/older/dashing.
I shave, you might guess. :smalltongue:

[Dr. Bath]

It doesn't show up too good, but I can see it in the mirror. I think it makes me look a little bit older and a bit more mature.

No it makes you look dumb... I mean... what Kaelaroth said. :smalltongue:
You know I kid. Or do you? Or do you do you??

[Fredthefighter]

If you think it makes you look mature/older/dashing, it's likely that everyone else will see a little kid who thinks he looks mature/older/dashing.
I shave, you might guess. :smalltongue:

I don't have enough of a mustache to shave yet, but I might shave it when it gets too big for me. If I tried to shave it now I might cut myself badly. I suppose you're right about the "If you think it makes you look mature/older/dashing, it's likely that everyone else will see a little kid who thinks he looks mature/older/dashing" thing. I'll just live with it and act as I usually do, I'll see if my mustache has an impact on my life, as a scientific study of course.

[Kaelaroth]

Dude, electric shaver. You might not think you need it right now, but bum-fluff lips are UGLY (you ain't got no alibi), and it'll be a good investment.

[Fredthefighter]

Dude, electric shaver. You might not think you need it right now, but bum-fluff lips are UGLY (you ain't got no alibi), and it'll be a good investment.

I don't have bum-fluff, I have a really small amount of blonde hairs on my upper lip, it's not even enough to call bum-fluff. It's practically invisible unless I look really closely in the mirror. I'll start shaving soon, but right now it really isn't worth it.
I'll just live my life the way I want to live it, sure, I am not the handsomest brick in the barn but I sure as hell am not gonna give in to anyone because of the way I look. Yes, I'm overweight (a little, like 4 to 6lbs), yes, I'm a weedy kid, yes, I am not handsome, but beauty is only skin deep.

[Sub_Zero]

I wouldn't worry too much about using a razor either, when I first used one I thought I'd cut myself and I didn't, I think in fact I actually managed to cut/graze myself the other day with an electric shaver. I'm not quite old enough to grow a proper beard, after about 2 weeks it stops growing and just looks kinda silly, I'm gonna test over summer holidays how long it gets if I don't shave though.

[CutePoison]

I don't have bum-fluff, I have a really small amount of blonde hairs on my upper lip, it's not even enough to call bum-fluff. It's practically invisible unless I look really closely in the mirror. I'll start shaving soon, but right now it really isn't worth it.
I'll just live my life the way I want to live it, sure, I am not the handsomest brick in the barn but I sure as hell am not gonna give in to anyone because of the way I look. Yes, I'm overweight (a little, like 4 to 6lbs), yes, I'm a weedy kid, yes, I am not handsome, but beauty is only skin deep.

Look, kid.

We do love you. We love you a lot. But for God's sake, it GLINTS.

Please, for the sake of us, shave?


Also, you are in fact >>Less<< likely to cut yourself when it's sparse. The worst cuts happen due to razor clog, in my leg experience. And you need to start sometime so when the severe facial fuzz of doom appears, you are prepared.

If it's enough for your mum, who most probably idolises you and wants you to stay perfect, then other people notice.


My friend has neckbeard. No moustache, just neckbeard. And it horrifies me.





Please?

[Fredthefighter]

Look, kid.

We do love you. We love you a lot. But for God's sake, it GLINTS.

Please, for the sake of us, shave?


Also, you are in fact >>Less<< likely to cut yourself when it's sparse. The worst cuts happen due to razor clog, in my leg experience. And you need to start sometime so when the severe facial fuzz of doom appears, you are prepared.

If it's enough for your mum, who most probably idolises you and wants you to stay perfect, then other people notice.


My friend has neckbeard. No moustache, just neckbeard. And it horrifies me.





Please?

You have swayed me with words. Okay, I'll start shaving within the next few days, I have more important things to do at the moment, but I guarantee that I'll be cleanshaven by monday.

[three08]

i <3 the heck out of my lectric razor. f@$^ shaving cream in the a#@. such a headache. that's really the only reason, though - you gotta be pretty fast and careless to cut yourself with your standard disposable. i still occasionally use those, too, cos you get so much closer a shave.

as a bearer of blonde facial hair, i know it's hard to pull off. i have an inherent anti-mustache bias in all things, but it's particularly unbecoming when it is fluffy and half-invisible. it looks pretty silly until it gets long enough that you can trim the ends off so that youv'e got the darker thicker part going at a relatively uniform length.

interestingly, since i grew the beard (and it's a fairly modest, neatly-trimmed chinstrap beard, not one of your mountain-man nightmares), folks have carded me a lot more frequently. i guess it looks like i got the beard to look older, and so look younger.

...i ain't complaining about this effect at all.

eta that my non-leg-shaving experience agrees with cutepoison's inasmuch as the source of major shaving cuts.

[CutePoison]

You have swayed me with words. Okay, I'll start shaving within the next few days, I have more important things to do at the moment, but I guarantee that I'll be cleanshaven by monday.

Huzzah! Success!

[CurlyKitGirl]

My alarm was set for six am today. For some unknown reason I was awake by five past five.
But I caught the taxi at the right time, made it to bus station in time to catch the express bus to college. Got there at five past eight. An hour earlier than usual.
Exam started at nine fifteen.
's'good I caught the early bus as my friend who catches the same bus as made didn't get into the exam 'til ten. Luckily he was allowed in and got all the time he needed; but the bus didn't come.
Again.
But I rocked that exam. It was almost identical in creative writing tasks to one I did as an AS practice paper last year. That, combined with my frequent writing practice, means I'm confident about my two pieces of directed writing.
And because of my 100 word drabble series I managed to get in so much stuff that meant I could use complicated terminology and make an amazing (to me at least) exam.
Book hasn't come yet though.

But I'm readdicted to Labyrinth. Just listening to the songs and watching scenes over and over and over.
And I got out of doing my French homework by extending the truth. I told her I wouldn't be able to do it because I had loads of exams.
Well, I had had them. She just took it to mean that I had more coming. *is pleased as it's a horrible piece of homework too*

On a slightly mysterious note: I bought a two - pack of Cadbury Dairy Milk as a treat yesterday (and to console me after my Fail), but my second bar I was going to share in Classics tomorrow is gone.
I'm two - thirds of the way through my first.
So where's it gone? My sister hasn't had it as she didn't know I bought some.

[InaVegt]

I refer you, dish, to proof that superman is a total git. (http://www.superdickery.com)

Adding to the Superman is evil thing.

Superman is the English translation of Übermensch.

Yes, people, Superman is a nazi.

[Rutskarn]

Remember that one post?

Where I said that the best part about the floor-based teleportation gate opener I devised was that I'd never have to buy food or dice again?

I want you to forget I ever said that, CurlyKitGirl. Because it has absolutely no relevance to this discussion.

Just thought I'd clear this up. If you'll excuse me, I have a CadbthatistosaynotCadbury candy bar to finish.

It's probably Hershey's or something. Good ol' Hershey's chocolate, made the American way--with gutter runoff for flavor and brick dust to help it keep on shelves. God bless the USA.

Also:



Superman is the English translation of Übermensch.

Yes, people, Superman is a nazi.

I know you're joking, but this is a pet peeve, so let me just say that Nietzsche Does Not Work That Way Dammit.

[Fredthefighter]

On a slightly mysterious note: I bought a two - pack of Cadbury Dairy Milk as a treat yesterday (and to console me after my Fail), but my second bar I was going to share in Classics tomorrow is gone.
I'm two - thirds of the way through my first.
So where's it gone? My sister hasn't had it as she didn't know I bought some.

Cadbury Dairy Milks are the best. Hmmmmmm, the mystery is intriguing and complex, does anyone you know have a motive for taking the chocolate?

[Fostire]

Cadbury Dairy Milks are the best. Hmmmmmm, the mystery is intriguing and complex, does anyone you know have a motive for taking the chocolate?

I blame the butler, it's always the butler.

[Fredthefighter]

I blame the butler, it's always the butler.

I have to applaud that, although I've never played Cluedo.
(Curnal Mustard was my favourite though)

[CurlyKitGirl]

I have to applaud that, although I've never played Cluedo.
(Curnal Mustard was my favourite though)

Curnal Mustard?
Who's this?
I know there's a Colonel Mustard. Is that who you mean?

And I may search my room again for the Missing Chocolate Bar.
@'Skarn: if I find out you've taken it I'll be forced to Smite! you. :smallannoyed::smalltongue:

[Fredthefighter]

Curnal Mustard?
Who's this?
I know there's a Colonel Mustard. Is that who you mean?

And I may search my room again for the Missing Chocolate Bar.
@'Skarn: if I find out you've taken it I'll be forced to Smite! you. :smallannoyed::smalltongue:

Yes I mean Colonel Mustard (I always get mixed up with Colonel because it sounds like Curnal)
I'll help you smite Rutskarn if you have to. In fact, I'll hold him down while you smite him.

[Dr. Bath]

I don't think curnal is a word... kernal is. As is *ahem* carnal. And many other such variations upon a theme.

Professor plum was always the best though. Well, joint best.

[eidreff]

On beards:

They are a good thing. Spesh the goatee neat trimmed type. The Grizzley Adams look is nice, and a fantastic place to save rations, but when it starts to eat more of your food that reaches you mouth a quick taming with a trimmer should be considered.

Regarding the missing chocolate:

It may have been teleported however this is a touch unlikely. The sock eating monsters however are partial to choclate occasionally. Have you noticed a sock shortage lately?


My personal monopoly favourite is Miss Scarlet..... for no particular reason, honest! :smallbiggrin:

[Rutskarn]

In my youth, I identified with the good Colonel. Now, alas, I find myself a Plum man.

Anyway, I could take Fred. All I'd have to do was tease him until he puts on his cool shades, then beat him about the head while he's stuck in his own pitch-dark, yet pleasantly macho, world.

It's okay, he wouldn't even care. He has his cool shades on.

[CutePoison]

Leave the boy be, he's already agreed to debeard, and we can't all have ridiculously literal memories.

Also, I dunno about beards, I'm too young to like them I think; at 16 you're still after your Adonis with soft skin and just-out-of-his-teens stubble. I mean, some people stay like that a bit, but meh. Give it like 18 years.

I want chocolate now. STUPID POORNESS AND 'BEETUS.

[eidreff]

Off on a tangent, but why, since I currently work as a part of a bureaucracy, am I still disappointed but the lack of speed and annoying nature?

The college that I have applied to (having now been told that studying five and a half A-levels 14 years ago is too long ago to count for Uni applications) has only just replied to me with a holding letter! it could take another four weeks to get round to arranging an interview with a tutor.

I need to sort out with work about reducing my hours etc. because I intend to work at least until I start at uni.

[Coidzor]

Wasn't Nietzche the one that went crazy and wanted to start killing anti-semites?

Also, um. I need me some of those cool shades. And some pepto-bismol. and some popcorn kernels. Not to be confused with puppy kennels.

[Rutskarn]

I don't claim to be a Nietzsche expert, but it irks me when people cite his "ubermensch" thing as being a Nazi idea. The Nazis pretty much perverted his intentioned statement.

[eidreff]

*Takes the puppy kennels off the stove*

... never get rid of the darn things....

[Dirk Kris]

Anyone else ever find themselves suddenly craving rice pudding?
If you don't know what it is, it probably sounds disgusting when described, and it looks AWFUL.
But it's sooooooooo good.

[Zeful]

It may have been teleported however this is a touch unlikely.

I've had things disappear from my room that I couldn't find despite fully cleaning the room twice (I'm messy and lazy but do get a work ethic sometimes) only to have reappear mysteriously while cleaning the room a third time.

Random teleportation of objects is not unlikely. At least around me.

[Coidzor]

Anyone else ever find themselves suddenly craving rice pudding?
If you don't know what it is, it probably sounds disgusting when described, and it looks AWFUL.
But it's sooooooooo good.

Yes, Yes it is. Sometimes it even feels disgusting in your mouth and you want to vomit but it tastes so good you keep eating it until the niggling voice inside you dies down. :smallbiggrin:

Also, that's not teleportation. That's Orbs of Annihilation...

[Fredthefighter]

In my youth, I identified with the good Colonel. Now, alas, I find myself a Plum man.

Anyway, I could take Fred. All I'd have to do was tease him until he puts on his cool shades, then beat him about the head while he's stuck in his own pitch-dark, yet pleasantly macho, world.

It's okay, he wouldn't even care. He has his cool shades on.

Rutskarn, I will tell you something. I don't know the limits of my strength, I have never allowed myself to lash out at anyone at full power. In other words I hold back. I do this because I don't want to hurt people. Rutskarn, I could hold you down long enough for Curly to get a few good smites in. Case closed.
You know CutePoison, they do make diabetic chocolates, my Granddad has had them before.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Anyone else ever find themselves suddenly craving rice pudding?
If you don't know what it is, it probably sounds disgusting when described, and it looks AWFUL.
But it's sooooooooo good.

Mmm, rice pudding. Mmm, chocolate.

*invites Dirk and Poison over for a dessertfest, after giving Poison some insulin*

[Coidzor]

Now, now boys. No mindless violence. There's more than enough Coldsores to go around. :smallwink:

An interesting thing I learned. There's more on the glycemic index in potatoes than in table sugar due to the glucose thing.

Also, apparently cinnamon is rumored to do something wiggy with blood sugar. Not sure if you're supposedly to take it or eat it or what it was supposed to do though. I just like cinnamon. For tree bark it's damned tasty! :smallbiggrin:

Additionally, I too, have been a plum man for a good while. Especially after an especially stirring performance by the professor plum at one of my school's student theatre productions.

[TwoBitWriter]

Anyone else ever find themselves suddenly craving rice pudding?
If you don't know what it is, it probably sounds disgusting when described, and it looks AWFUL.
But it's sooooooooo good.

I always indulge in copious amounts of rice pudding, whenever I am able. :smalltongue:

Which isn't often! :smallannoyed:

[eidreff]

I prefer a savoury context but have been know to get so impatient waiting for rice pudding that I got a pen knife and spoon especially to open a tin and gulp its ambrosial gloopiosity.


Def Gloopiosity: the scientific measurement of Gloopiousness

[CutePoison]

Rutskarn, I will tell you something. I don't know the limits of my strength, I have never allowed myself to lash out at anyone at full power. In other words I hold back. I do this because I don't want to hurt people. Rutskarn, I could hold you down long enough for Curly to get a few good smites in. Case closed.
You know CutePoison, they do make diabetic chocolates, my Granddad has had them before.

I know this, someone gave me a big box of diabetic non-Guyerlian seashells this christmas ^^

However, they're just... not quite as good. The seashells are fantastic as diabetic chocolate goes, but they're slightly tasteless. Still beat the usual fare though.

Also, PUDDINGFEST. We should have an IRL GitPForum puddingmeet. I WILL MAKE BROWNIES AND BRING ICECREAM SO I CAN MAKE DELICIOUS SUNDAES.

[Dirk Kris]

Mmm, rice pudding. Mmm, chocolate.

*invites Dirk and Poison over for a dessertfest, after giving Poison some insulin*
I accept!
*quickly sends off RSVP*
*reads invitation closer*
Dude, the party's in your PANTS?
Srsly?

>.>
<.<

...OK, I'm still coming.

[Kaelaroth]

I accept!
*quickly sends off RSVP*
*reads invitation closer*
Dude, the party's in your PANTS?
Srsly?
>.>
<.<
...OK, I'm still coming.

Don't do it, Dirky! There're psychotic, one-eyed trouser snakes in there! :smalleek: Occasionally made of BONE!

[TwoBitWriter]

Don't do it, Dirky! There're psychotic, one-eyed trouser snakes in there! :smalleek: Occasionally made of BONE!

*Shakes Head*

Kaela, that's why you go to parties like that. :smallamused:

[Player_Zero]

*Walks into thread*

*Walks back out of thread... Slowly and carefully.*

[Quincunx]

Rutskarn, I will tell you something. I don't know the limits of my strength, I have never allowed myself to lash out at anyone at full power. In other words I hold back. I do this because I don't want to hurt people. Rutskarn, I could hold you down long enough for Curly to get a few good smites in. Case closed. . ..

I just dispatched my nerdrage to beat the snot out of your nerdrage. Let me know when it's at -9 and bleeding, please. This wasn't funny the first time, this wasn't true at any time, and it's raising my blood pressure every time I hear you spout these lies. I don't enjoy feeling the valves in my veins flutter from a spike in blood pressure. May as well have a beetle lifting its wings just under my skin and _buzzing_.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Don't do it, Dirky! There're psychotic, one-eyed trouser snakes in there! :smalleek: Occasionally made of BONE!

*walks back into thread*
*reads*
*rereads*
*enjoys the Python quote*
*slips back out of thread to the safe thread*

[CutePoison]

I just dispatched my nerdrage to beat the snot out of your nerdrage. Let me know when it's at -9 and bleeding, please. This wasn't funny the first time, this wasn't true at any time, and it's raising my blood pressure every time I hear you spout these lies. I don't enjoy feeling the valves in my veins flutter from a spike in blood pressure. May as well have a beetle lifting its wings just under my skin and _buzzing_.

We shall purchase liquid eyeliner and tight, black clothes.

We shall purchase crowbars.

We shall rampage.

Also, vein flutter freaks me out. So much.

[Dr. Bath]

*walks back into thread*
*reads*
*rereads*
*enjoys the Python quote*
*slips back out of thread to the safe thread*

If you mean to say that the shipping thread is safe... something has gone horribly wrong somewhere along the line.

Also: I notice that the cat/girl (as opposed to girl/cat) in that avatar has far too big a head. I shall have to fix it.

Also also: Why?

Also also also: Uhm... my new scientist magazines appear to be disappearing. I think it may be a tiny magazine eating walrus. Did someone kill an anthropomorphic personification of a holiday again. :smallannoyed:

[eidreff]

@ Bath:

Sorry, but the Easter Bunny was soooooo tasty!

[CurlyKitGirl]

If you mean to say that the shipping thread is safe... something has gone horribly wrong somewhere along the line.

Also: I notice that the cat/girl (as opposed to girl/cat) in that avatar has far too big a head. I shall have to fix it.

Also also: Why?

Also also also: Uhm... my new scientist magazines appear to be disappearing. I think it may be a tiny magazine eating walrus. Did someone kill an anthropomorphic personification of a holiday again. :smallannoyed:

I do mean the Shipping Thread is safer than here. Sometimes. Look at that quote! So yeah, somehow, somewhere, somewhen, something went terribly wrong.
Do you mean the girlcat on four legs or the catgirl on two legs with the 'come hither' look? But it looks fine anyway. Plus I've got two other CatPerson avvies.

Why what?
Just because.

Also: d'you think the magazine eating walrus can teleport into other bedrooms and steal chocolate? Because the only suspect has proven 100% innocent. And I don't sleepeat.

[Ranna]

I do mean the Shipping Thread is safer than here. Sometimes. Look at that quote! So yeah, somehow, somewhere, somewhen, something went terribly wrong.
Do you mean the girlcat on four legs or the catgirl on two legs with the 'come hither' look? But it looks fine anyway. Plus I've got two other CatPerson avvies.

Why what?
Just because.

Also: d'you think the magazine eating walrus can teleport into other bedrooms and steal chocolate? Because the only suspect has proven 100% innocent. And I don't sleepeat.

That post is probably the best "welcome back" to random banter post EVER!

I don't think walruses eat magazines i thought they preferred shoes?

[Dr. Bath]

I do mean the Shipping Thread is safer than here. Sometimes. Look at that quote! So yeah, somehow, somewhere, somewhen, something went terribly wrong.
Do you mean the girlcat on four legs or the catgirl on two legs with the 'come hither' look? But it looks fine anyway. Plus I've got two other CatPerson avvies.

Why what?
Just because.

Also: d'you think the magazine eating walrus can teleport into other bedrooms and steal chocolate? Because the only suspect has proven 100% innocent. And I don't sleepeat.

And yet. And yet. The shipping thread was discussing sweaty Cristo yaoi. I, personally, would not consider that safe. Even if Cobra is here. He's like a catalyst for kink or something. Hell I don't know. Nor do I really want.

It was meant to be a look of curiosity and new ideas whilst studying these new paws, which could now open catfood even. But I guess I didn't get that across. woe woe woe! A failure is me! v.v

I don't see why not, it's powered by belief.

@Eidreff: Dammit. Now I'll have to ride his sled pulled by wild savage ... ducklings through the harsh spring woods to escape from ravenous deer chasing me in order to restore belief to the Easter bunny. And save Easter.

Good thing my grandfather is the Sandman!

[CurlyKitGirl]

And yet. And yet. The shipping thread was discussing sweaty Cristo yaoi. I, personally, would not consider that safe. Even if Cobra is here. He's like a catalyst for kink or something. Hell I don't know. Nor do I really want.

It was meant to be a look of curiosity and new ideas whilst studying these new paws, which could now open catfood even. But I guess I didn't get that across. woe woe woe! A failure is me! v.v

I'm the queen of multiple interpretations. I just chose that 'come hither' look one seeing as what I've dubbed myself in my latest fic.
'Tis clearly a vey proud catgirl, I even have a caption for her:
"Okay, I can open tins. Where's Plan Take Over The World And Further Enslave The Human Race again?"

[Phase]

Curly, I hope that's a "come Hither" look. Your avatar is smexy...

In other news, I've decided reading every page of random banter is not smart. Last two pages it is.

[Cobra_Ikari]

It was actually safe here for a while. I was having dinner with someone who's trying to convert me, and then I waited until I found out a class was cancelled. I have an alibi! =D

That said, Dirky, Poison, puddingfest at the next JC or something? If not, I'll have to set up puddingfest in Cobraland someday.

[Cristo Meyers]

And yet. And yet. The shipping thread was discussing sweaty Cristo yaoi. I, personally, would not consider that safe. Even if Cobra is here. He's like a catalyst for kink or something. Hell I don't know. Nor do I really want.

It was meant to be a look of curiosity and new ideas whilst studying these new paws, which could now open catfood even. But I guess I didn't get that across. woe woe woe! A failure is me! v.v

I don't see why not, it's powered by belief.

@Eidreff: Dammit. Now I'll have to ride his sled pulled by wild savage ... ducklings through the harsh spring woods to escape from ravenous deer chasing me in order to restore belief to the Easter bunny. And save Easter.

Good thing my grandfather is the Sandman!

You're not the only one...:smallsigh:

[Cobra_Ikari]

You're not the only one...

*feels suddenly compelled to grab Cristo and make out with him*

...damn you, Shipping thread. Damn you, yaoi fangirls. >.<

[Cristo Meyers]

I wasn't kidding when I said the joke's gone stale...

Hell...it was stale weeks ago, maybe even months. Damn thing's got a life of it's own now...

[Player_Zero]

I want to be under the sea... In an octopus's garden, in the shade...

[Recaiden]

I do mean the Shipping Thread is safer than here.

Not just this, but did someone add extra crazy to today's thread? I don't feel safe anymore.

[Coplantor]

Mmmm, I wonder what a shipping involving me would turn out to be...

In other news... Cobra is still kinky. And I'm so going to draw a GI joe - Evangelion crossover for him.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Mmmm, I wonder what a shipping involving me would turn out to be...

In other news... Cobra is still kinky. And I'm so going to draw a GI joe - Evangelion crossover for him.

Cobra is always kinky. This could be the reason some people refer to "inflicting" him on someone instead of "introducing" him to them. >.>

[Coplantor]

Probably, it makes a lot of sense when it comes to you. So, anything of interest happened to someone here today?

[Player_Zero]

So, anything of interest happened to someone here today?

I ate bread for dinner and no other meals because student life sucks, how was your day?

I also missed two assignments because I missed lectures because I'm a lazy ****.

[Sneak]

I got some exams back, did well. Eh. Not too interesting of a day, all in all.

But...there's Bones on tonight! Two new episodes! Yay!

I'm probably not gonna have time to watch them, seeing as I haven't started my homework yet and the first episode airs at 8:00 I believe (in nine minutes), but I'll get to watch them later on the internet.

So.

I think what I really meant to say is "No, not really." :smalltongue:

Anything interesting happen to anyone else? Preferably involving monotremes and/or ice? (:smallwink:)

[Player_Zero]

Anything interesting happen to anyone else? Preferably involving monotremes and/or ice? (:smallwink:)

I was also savaged by a wild monotreme, which had recently become unthawed from the ice which preserved it.

[Coplantor]

Nope, no monotremes for me today. But I got ice, a bottle full of it and it ell right on my right foot.

[TheBST]

I ate bread for dinner and no other meals because student life sucks, how was your day?


Ah, student life. I remember the day all I had to eat was cornflakes with water.

The abyss stared back.

[Cristo Meyers]

Got plenty of ice. We finally hit above freezing and some of the snow melted and refroze...sorry, no monotremes though.

Get to work overtime next week...yay...

But that means I actually have spending money. Yay!

[Player_Zero]

Ah, student life. I remember the day all I had to eat was cornflakes with water.

The abyss stared back.

Protip: it is most probable you went out and had fun with friends, spending money on such pleasures and then when money was scarse were forced into cutting food budgets.

Whereas I can either eat food, bread, crackers, cheese and pasta and such while obtaining scant vitamins from such things as multivitamin tablets, or I can run out of money on account that I don't have a loan nor any other monetary backing.

Not that I could even blow all money money if I wanted on account that I don't know anyone, don't know anywhere to go, don't participate in any societies or such and generally don't ever talk to anyone. In fact, the total time I have talked to myself would most likely be several dozen times the time I have talked to anyone else, and that is to say I hardly ever talk to myself anymore.

Also, I believe finding somewhere to live next year will be particularly painful on account that university-managed accomodation seems entirely geared towards groups of people who have met and got along during the first year, where I, as previously mentioned, have met noone besides the seven other people who share a kitchen with me. Amongst these people two speak English as their first language, I most I have even spoken to any of them can be summed up via an awkward hello and I can remember two of their names.

In short, angry rage. And I still can't find Wally's effing pet dog on this picture.

td;dr image:


http://www.picturesfunny.net/content/images/1211287312727.jpg

[TheBST]

*A sad and familiar story*


Well you should've done what I did- lie to the government and get a big-arse loan you're never going to pay off. Rookie mistake!

I do feel you about finding accommodation though. I had actual panic attacks trying to find a place very year. Stay in halls until you know enough people to find a place collectively.

But get yourself to the societies. As many as possible. You'll eventually meet people who went but can't be arsed with it and suggest going to the pub- and those people will be friends for life.

[UncleWolf]

Meh, nothing interesting happened today for me.
Well, except that it reached 62 degrees F.

[Coidzor]

Well, I got savaged by a copy of World War Z today. That was interesting.

Unfortunately I'm still in the same day as when I got called in for questioning, so that's been weighing on me.

[Coplantor]

What were you questioned about afterall?

[Coidzor]

Basically, I had to give a police report of an incident from my perspective on the matter. One of those he said she said sort of things.

[Coplantor]

Meh, that sucks. Abrupt change of topic: Anyone here saw that benjamin button movie? Is it good?

[_Zoot_]

Meh, that sucks. Abrupt change of topic: Anyone here saw that benjamin button movie? Is it good?

Nope, i hadn't even heard about it till now.
What's it about?

[Coidzor]

I've heard very, very good things about it from people online, but more importantly, from people who I actually can stand and respect around campus. So I want to go see it.

Unfortunately, I don't like going to the theatre alone and I can't really go by myself due to lack of wheels and my only friends I could go with would be a single guy and that's just the wrong message, so I'd have to organize some sort of group outing.


Hmm. I should see if anyone else hasn't seen it and do that...

[Recaiden]

I got some exams back, did well. Eh. Not too interesting of a day, all in all.

But...there's Bones on tonight! Two new episodes! Yay!

I'm probably not gonna have time to watch them, seeing as I haven't started my homework yet and the first episode airs at 8:00 I believe (in nine minutes), but I'll get to watch them later on the internet.

So.

I think what I really meant to say is "No, not really." :smalltongue:

Anything interesting happen to anyone else? Preferably involving monotremes and/or ice? (:smallwink:)

I saw my own avatar? Nothing much, just getting ready for a camping trip and doing buckets of homework.

[Coplantor]

@Coid: Same thing happens to me, I hate going to the movies alone, I'm a little short on cash, and I dont know if my friends would like that movie. There's a little romance on it right?

[Cobra_Ikari]

It's a very long movie about Brad Pitt aging backwards. This is all I know. >.<

Not really interested in it, to be honest...

[Coplantor]

Brad pitt? I thought it was val kilmer from the segment of the synopsis I saw.

[Assassin89]

I don't care much for movies, I play D&D.

[Coidzor]

Yeah, there's a bit of a love story to it. Not sure how much, of course...x.x

But yeah, Brad Pitt. Who I have ambivalent feelings towards.

[Phase]

Anyone here saw that Benjamin Button movie? Is it good?

As someone who has actually seen the movie, I'd say it's really good. The love story is a very, very large proportion, but it plays out as realistically and subtly as is possible. The only complaint I have is that the first 45 minutes had a, I believe somewhat intentional, feeling of overall creepiness, descending from the tones of pedophilia as the main character meets his future love...

*****

Five stars, see it.

[Coplantor]

OK, so the seats of the cinema will once again meet my bottom. I'll go see the movie if I can convince someone to go see it with me.

[Sneak]

I've heard lots of good things about it from friends, but, well, I dunno. It just doesn't really seem appealing to me. I just like weird movies, I guess. And Paul Newman movies.

[Coplantor]

Wow! Look at the time! I have to go deadtime and take a shower before going to bed. So, hey, goodbye playground! By the way 22 hours till my B-Day! yay!

[UncleWolf]

Its time for me to get a new desktop background. Any of you know of any good cyberpunk ones?

[Rawhide]

Its time for me to get a new desktop background. Any of you know of any good cyberpunk ones?

http://kostenlos.freepage.de/c.benge/gifs/digital%20blasphemy-chamelea.jpg
http://www.digitalblasphemy.com/fshow.shtml?i=grid&w=1152&h=864&y=2005&n=The%20Grid&b=count&z=228761256117633726&m=144292069433767170&zs=the_grid
http://www.digitalblasphemy.com/fshow.shtml?i=containment&w=1152&h=864&y=2006&n=Containment&b=count&z=&m=144325520379028093&zs=containment

More Here:
http://www.digitalblasphemy.com/freegallery.shtml

[UncleWolf]

@Rawhide: Wow, those are really good.
Thanks.:smallsmile:

[Recaiden]

Thanks Rawhide. I'm changing backgrounds now.

[Rutskarn]

This (http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/fun/freestuff/desktops/Vol09_desktop/GGvol09_1600x1200.jpg) is my current wallpaper.

[Coidzor]

Gondor has no wallpaper. Gondor needs no wallpaper. :smalltongue:

Ever since I went mac I haven't really had much of a desire for anything like a wallpaper for my desktop. @_@ I can't figure out why either....

[UncleWolf]

Well, its about time for me to hit the sack.

*punches a sack that is hanging near him*

And after one last round of the forum, I'm going to bed.

Okay, time to go.

Good night and hunt well.

[Coidzor]

Have fun eating your sleepy sheepies. :smallbiggrin:

Nighty-Night, Sweet Prince of Playground.

[Nychta]

Wolfbane's back! :smallbiggrin:

And so am I.

With exam results!

:smallbiggrin:

[Tempest Fennac]

How did they go, xNadia?