Ultimate Kaos III: In Soviet Russia, Kaos Ultimates YOU! [GAME ON!]

[Uncle Festy]

Throughout the universe, Kaos reigns. Wherever there is nothing, Kaos is everywhere. Whenever there is anything, Kaos inevitably reasserts itself. Destroyer of sanity, vanquisher of order, and high lord of entropy, Kaos is king.
And now Kaos comes, a whisper in the night, and yet shaking the world to it's core. Promises are whispered in your ear, promises of power beyond mortal imagining. Will you accept? Will you decline? Will you actualize radishes greenly? Only time will tell…

Welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and everything in between, to Ultimate Kaos III: Twice The Narrators, Twice The Players, and Twice The Chicken Nuggets*! Conarrator Jontom Xire and I will be running a 30-person game of confusion, hilarity, and suspicion. Now, crunchy time!

Rules:
This is a werewolf game, so standard stuff applies. 48 hour days (probably) to vote for a lynch target, and 24 hour nights (once again, probably) to do other stuff. Ability interference is in affect – that means that if a player is targeted with more then one of an ability, those abilities cancel out. In addition, the game will require a 25% percent majority to lynch (which includes varied votes, such as a double voter role – all the potential effective points for the day are tallied up, and for a lynch to occur, the player with the most votes must have an effective point score of 1/4 of the prior total). I… think that's everything.

Roles:
This is the interesting part. I will not be releasing the role list. Instead, the only people who know the roles are JX and I. Now get signing up, peons!

Player List (8/26):

Istari Killed Night 3, Cheese Eater President
Shadowcaller Killed Night 3, Spy
Murska
DarkComet
Emperor Demonking
IcedDragons
Thes Hunter
Dr. Bath
Griever
Allysian
Zar Peter
Vampiric
Lord Fullbladder
Mustiado
Detrevni Lynched Day 2, Deadly Trapsetter
Fin Lynched Day 3, Vicious Murderer
Doseki
Recaiden
Wolfbane
Selrahc
PirateMonk
Catseye Killed Night 3, Necromancer
Dallas-Dakota
Happyturtle
GAThraawn
Uncle Festy


* Chicken Nuggets not included.

[Istari]

In with smileys:smalltongue:
Smiley Attack!!!:smallsmile::smallbiggrin::smallwink:

[Shadowcaller]

I'm in:smallcool:.

[Murska]

I'm in. :smallbiggrin:

[Darkcomet]

Does it even need to be said?

Yes it does.

In.

[Emperor Demonking]

Sign me up.

[Hyozo]

Yes. I will certainly join this one.

[Thes Hunter]

Hrm. I shall give it a try. hrm.

[Dr. Bath]

In. Oooh yes.

[Griever]

In, I shall be.

[Allysian]

Ooo, this looks like like fun. In!

[Zar Peter]

Yes, I want to try this, too.

[Vampiric]

Count me in!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

You know what we need? We need another Baron Fatbelly Eating Contest.

But until then, I'll join Ultimate Kaos.

FULLBLADDER joined the party!

[Mustiado]

I got stuck in the middle of the Hokey Pokey, so I have no choice but to be in.

[detrevnisisiht]

> in <

[Fin]

In, with Cake!

Will the roles be the same as the ones that were present in the previous games?

[Uncle Festy]

Probably not. I mean, I wouldn't be so lame as to totally rip of the roles from the previous games…

OR WOULD I!

[Doseki]

I'm in:smallsmile:

[Recaiden]

Didn't we already have Ultimate Kaos III? Anyway, I'm in.

[Uncle Festy]

Was there? I thought the last one was UKII.
If there was a UKIII already, would you mind linking it?

[UncleWolf]

This game is likely one too many, but...in.

[Selrahc]

I'll join this one.

[PirateMonk]

In. Chaos Kaos is fun.

[TFT]

Depends on when this starts... I'm going to be gone the first day or so of the game, but if your fine with that, I'm in.

[Dallas-Dakota]

EhwhatheIknowIshouldn'tandperhapsI'mhopingthatyoua ren'tgettingthisbymetypinginthiswayi'malreadyhavew aytomanystufftodoandsuchbutin.

[Uncle Festy]

Yay! More people!
Um… can we get a few more? I'd really like to run this with the full thirty…

[happyturtle]

Damn you, Festy.

In.

[Uncle Festy]

Yay! :smallbiggrin:
So, I'm probably going to start once we hit 25. I just need to cut the role list down by a bit…

[GAThraawn]

sigh...sign me up, please.

[Uncle Festy]

Awesome. We now have the full 25.
So, unless some more people join within the near future, I'll probably close up recruitment, finalize the role list, and send out role PMs for game start tomorrow.

[Uncle Festy]

A radio. The wafting tunes of 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life'. Pan out to the familiarly tan seat, covered with dust. Then to the graffiti covering the walls. And then the subway, covered with a picture of a giant, torn in half. And as it pans out even farther, voices are heard over the music. "Murska's always a wolf!" "I point at Alarra for pointing at Helgraf for pointing at Magtok for pointing at…" "It's day three – we have to lynch Shadow!" "… and I hear "Always look on the bright side of life" on the radio. And I think, that's weird, I've never heard that song on the radio before. And then I realized – it was a…"
And as the slow outward pan continues, the werewolf lynch mob blurs as the camera focuses in on Uncle Festy, his cape blowing dramatically in the wind, his expression stoic, and his voice clearly edited in. He speaks… "Kaos. Kaos never change –"
"I stabbity death TPAM in the right buttock!"
"Urk!" Uncle Festy cries, collapsing.
"… what?"

Summary
Uncle Festy was killed. He was an Ordyr Inquisitor.


Game On!
Day 1 Begins and Ends In 48 Hours.
Start Pointing!

[happyturtle]

Using my all powerful powers of powerfulness, I have learned that Mustadio's role is that of the Leaky Coffeepot, and that if we don't lynch him by day 3, there will be a puddle of coffee on the kitchen countertop! :smalleek:

[Shadowcaller]

"Those who seek shall be blinded, those who stand shall fall, those who walks shall stumble, the world shall be remade in the great ones glory. Nothing will escape his gaze!"
- The coming of kaos, Chapter 17:2-44.

And in other words, detrevnisisiht.:smallconfused:

[Fin]

Dr Bath obviously has the 'giraffe' role! I mean look how tall he is! His power must be giving people neck pain! I don't care that this is gibberish...

[Istari]

Fin's avatar looks sneaky, he must be an assassin role!!!!:smalleek:

[PirateMonk]

Fullbladder looks suspicious.

[Darkcomet]

Istari is #1 on the list.

[UncleWolf]

Istari for pointing at Fin before I could.

[Istari]

Istari is #1 on the list.

Well I putting you on my list:smalltongue:

[Hyozo]

Who should I point at today?

I've got it! I'll point at Uncle Festy's "dead body"! Everybody knows he's a sombie, so being dead shouldn't be the problem he's acting like it is.

[Recaiden]

I feel that happyturtle has some evil role.
Not really

[Thes Hunter]

Thes peeks into the thread, and sees that it has already gone all waanhoni shaped.


She sighs and glares at Istari, thinking he might be responsible.

[TFT]

Random point at Recaiden.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

PRE-EMPTIVE RETALITORY POINT AT DARKCOMET!

This poster has deemed it likely that Darkcomet will eventually point at this poster. This poster has first-strike capabilities.

[Zar Peter]

I haven't pointed at Mustiado for a long time, I think...

[Istari]

Mustiado since we need a counter bandwagon

[Murska]

Zar Peter. For no reason.

[Mustiado]

Istari, because I like playing in these games. Besides, my evil secret order of brewed drinks would be upset if I failed in my mission, on day one no less.:smallbiggrin:

[Dr. Bath]

Darkcomet is an evil evil mans!

[Selrahc]

Murska's colour change freaks me out!

[Uncle Festy]

Day will end sometime in the next three hours.
Get'cher points in!

[Darkcomet]

We need one more vote on Istari or we won't have a lynch. As I'm sure some of you are aware, no lynch is bad.

[Selrahc]

In most games? Yeah, probably better to lynch. In Ultimate Kaos? I don't think any definitive answer can be given as to whether lynching people is good or bad. Heck, last game they lynched the narrator!

[Istari]

Ignoring the fact that I'm the lynchee
Why is no lynch bad, in Ultimate Chaos there aren't any wolves just assassins I believe
So voting patterns don't help you too much

[Darkcomet]

Wait... Assassins?

Nothing in this game mentions assassins. :smallconfused:

Istari just pinged my suspicio-meter.

[happyturtle]

Ultimate Kaos 2 (http://werewolfitp.freebyte.us/WWArchive/UltimateKaos/UltimateKaos2/t-91135.html) had a devil but no wolves, a set of villagers with a night kill action, and a martial artist whose win condition is to kill two people who are trying to protect him. So yeah... not a normal game as far as lynching rules go.

[Uncle Festy]

Ultimate Kaos 2 (http://werewolfitp.freebyte.us/WWArchive/UltimateKaos/UltimateKaos2/t-91135.html) had a devil but no wolves, a set of villagers with a night kill action, and a martial artist whose win condition is to kill two people who are trying to protect him. So yeah... not a normal game as far as lynching rules go.

:smallbiggrin:
I'm totally QotW/sigging that. :biggrin:

[Istari]

Wait... Assassins?

Nothing in this game mentions assassins. :smallconfused:

Istari just pinged my suspicio-meter.

By assassins I mean people with night kills. Since I'm 90% sure we still have night kills

[Darkcomet]

The default term for those is 'wolves', Istari. You'll have to do better than that.

[Recaiden]

Istari. Sorry, but No lynch is usually bad. Even in Kaos.
And about assassins, last game there were 3 people whose role was called villager. They were the devil and 2 wolves. So, anything could happen.

[Dr. Bath]

The default term for those is 'wolves', Istari. You'll have to do better than that.

Not really. Since they may not be an organised group or even a bad guy, the default name would be assassins.

[Vampiric]

Mustiado! Because the Cheese Tasters told me to. Also, for science! :smalltongue:

[Uncle Festy]

Day's over.
Scene coming in a bit.

[Uncle Festy]

New comic means that the forum's about to slow down, so I'll make this quick:
No one was lynched.
Send in those night actions!

[Uncle Festy]

:smallsigh:
Triple posts are annoying.
So, day will be extended for another…*18 hours or so due to unforeseen circumstances/forums going down/not enough night actions. So send in your actions, and for goodness sakes, someone post so I don't feel like I'm the only one here! :smallannoyed::smallwink:

[UncleWolf]

:smallsigh:
Triple posts are annoying.
So, day will be extended for another…*18 hours or so due to unforeseen circumstances/forums going down/not enough night actions. So send in your actions, and for goodness sakes, someone post so I don't feel like I'm the only one here! :smallannoyed::smallwink:

Ok. :smalltongue:
And don't you mean night?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

I am an artificial computer construct designed to give off the illusion of a knucklehead with a procrastination problem and erratic posting schedules. As such my presence would not make you any less alone.

Wolfbane's just a program, too, but he's designed not to realize this. It's quite the social experiment.

Festy, you're the only one here.

[Uncle Festy]

… and, that's a day.
Scene will hopefully come soon. If it's not on in, say, an hour, feel free to send in more night actions, because it means I missed my chance.

[Shadowcaller]

… and, that's a day.
Scene will hopefully come soon. If it's not on in, say, an hour, feel free to send in more night actions, because it means I missed my chance.

I'm a bit confused.
Is it day 2 or is it already day 3?:smalleek:

[happyturtle]

It's still Night 1, SC.

[Shadowcaller]

Oh... well I think I missunderstood Festy a bit there.

[Uncle Festy]

((Yeah, I'm getting my days and nights mixed up again. >.<))

"Hello? Anybody there?" Jontom Xire stands in the middle of the village.
"Anything? Anyone?" There was no response.
"Ah screw this, I'm going home."

Summary
Nothing happened. Again.


Day starts. Go point or whatever it is you 'players' are supposed to do now. :smalltongue:

[Shadowcaller]

Mustadio, something must happen soon!

[Darkcomet]

Istari again.

[happyturtle]

Has anyone seen Allysian?

[Murska]

Shadowcaller. For telling me to point.

[Recaiden]

Vampiric I bet he's a zombie.

[GAThraawn]

Recaiden

Just a friendly point at TPAM.

[Vampiric]

Braiiiiiins....

*coughcough*

Erm... I mean...

Recaiden, for eating my grey matter!

[detrevnisisiht]

GAThraawn

A not so friendly point at TPATPAM

[Zar Peter]

Hmmmm... detrevnisisiht for not being friendly?

[PirateMonk]

Recaiden, in the interest of killing someone today.

[Darkcomet]

Come on, make this worth staying around...

Recaiden for a lynch.

[Istari]

We do need a lynch I guess
Recaiden

[UncleWolf]

I agree.
Recaiden.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Wow...that´s one fast bandwagon, I don´t like it.

Detrevnisiht because not being friendly isn´t nice! And that´s not nice!

[Darkcomet]

Well, it's practically Day 1 all over again.

So you can't blame people for bandwagoning.

[Recaiden]

I actually had a reason to kill Vampiric. detrevnisisiht Maybe I'll live.

[Mustiado]

detrevnisisiht, because people with inverted names make me spell them the right way first, and then opposite like a mirror.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

I hear the wagons comin'
They're rollin' 'round the bend
And I'm gonna jump on the first one
I see and then
We'll see if someone gets lynched,
Or this keeps draggin' on

Detrevni you're the lynchee,
And now I'm up and gone.

[Hyozo]

Who should I vote for?

Uncle Festy, for the same reason as yesterday.

[happyturtle]

*cracks knuckles*

Let's see some lynching happening here, folks!:smallamused:

Recaiden

EDIT: *facepalm* Okay, color fail there. Let's try again.

Recaiden

[Thes Hunter]

istari for the win!

[Darkcomet]

Bleh. I can't keep up with this game.

Darkcomet.

Why, you ask? My role is majorly screwed up. I'm supposed to kill the Shadow Assassins, yet I am one.

[Selrahc]

Darkcomet.

[Darkcomet]

By the way, I'll only show up as an Assassin after my death. My true role will only be revealed at the end of the game.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

I don't trust this. He's probably supposed to try to get himself lynched, somehow.

[Darkcomet]

Technically, yeah. I have to make the Shadow Assassins lose, and I am one of them, after all. But dying isn't all there is to it. They need to die too.

[TFT]

Detrevnisiht for the counter bandwagon.

[Darkcomet]

No, Catseye, you're supposed to point at meeeeee... :smallsigh:

[Dr. Bath]

Coward! I had a role like this in twin village. You kill all the other assassins then you kill yourself. That's how it works. So now we'll never kill you ahahahaha!!

I point at GAThraawn.

[Darkcomet]

I have two roles, actually. One is my Assassin role and the other is the one that requires me to make my Teammates lose.

But, since it seems I am not going to die today, I may as well point at Fin. Why Fin?

I know something you don't know... :smallamused:

[UncleWolf]

I have two roles, actually. One is my Assassin role and the other is the one that requires me to make my Teammates lose.

But, since it seems I am not going to die today, I may as well point at Fin. Why Fin?

I know something you don't know... :smallamused:

You're not left handed?

[Darkcomet]

No, because I know something you don't know about Fin. :smallamused:

[Dr. Bath]

No, because I know something you don't know about Fin. :smallamused:

And?

No one is going to follow your vote that will likely only help you.

[happyturtle]

*hides sixth finger*

[Recaiden]

knowing this game, Darkcomet is probably the only assassin.

[Darkcomet]

I'm fairly sure he's got an evil role. He's not an Assassin, but it'll do. Might be a killer, too.

[UncleWolf]

Screw it.

Fin

[Darkcomet]

knowing this game, Darkcomet is probably the only assassin.

If I was, then someone would have died last night.

[Istari]

Fin for the win

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Use your role, DC! Use it to be Othar! Or I'll beat you up!

[Darkcomet]

Only if you point at Fin.

[Uncle Festy]

Alrighty, sorry about the delay. Thought I would have internet sooner than this.
Anyways, the day-end post will be coming sometime within the next 10 hours or so. Get your points in!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

....

FINE! Be that way, Darkcomet! Fin. Sorry, Fin. Just the way things go, eh?

[Darkcomet]

ATTENTION. I HAVE FOUND OUT THE TRUTH OF MY ROLE!

It's supposed to give everyone a headache.

Am I succeeding?

[Hyozo]

It's Ultimate Kaos DC, that's everybody's role.

And yes, it is working.

[happyturtle]

Haha, you lose. My werewolf headaches are all coming from a completely different game. :smalltongue:

[Darkcomet]

Also, for scryers.

Don't trust your results.

Seriously. Don't.

[happyturtle]

Good point.

Uncle Festy.

[Allysian]

Fin I don't think we should lynch Darkcomet, I think he might have a role that is shared with another (a killing role) so if he's dead the other shadowy dude will be able to have his kills go through. :smallsmile: I make sense!

[Darkcomet]

The Shadow Assassins are blind, yes. I know none of the rest.

Fin, though, I'm fairly sure isn't an Assassin. He's something else.

And no, I'm no Seer. I am what makes the Seer double-check their results.

[Allysian]

Do you know how many of the others their are?
Good question, I know rite!

[Darkcomet]

Nope. I just know that our kill didn't happen last night-since we're blind, it's a vote. There must have been a tie or something.

[Fin]

Ok lets straighten some things out. I am not an assassin nor do I have a kill ability. I will however concede that I do not win with Team Good, as DarkComet has so readily assumed! I am a neutral role that wins by surviving the game. I would like to take the opportunity to point out that I jointly win with Team Good, should I survive.

I implore you all to give me a last minute pardon on this one, sadly I haven't managed to get online in time to save myself it seems. So if I do die, do me all a favour and take DC out with me!

[Darkcomet]

Then what do you have to say for yourself? I know what you are, Mr. Vicious Butcher.

[PirateMonk]

Ok lets straighten some things out. I am not an assassin nor do I have a kill ability. I will however concede that I do not win with Team Good, as DarkComet has so readily assumed! I am a neutral role that wins by surviving the game. I would like to take the opportunity to point out that I jointly win with Team Good, should I survive.

I implore you all to give me a last minute pardon on this one, sadly I haven't managed to get online in time to save myself it seems. So if I do die, do me all a favour and take DC out with me!

Since when was there a "Team Good"?

[Darkcomet]

Since when was there a "Team Good"?

That...

Is a damn good question, actually.

I know the Shadow Assassins operate like a wolf group-but my Assassin role didn't come with a win condition.

[happyturtle]

There is no Good.

There is no Evil.

There is only TOFU.

Support the Tepid Organization of Flavourless Uniformity today! Our win condition is to end the Kaos before someone gets hurt.

[Darkcomet]

You know...

That's oddly believable.

[Uncle Festy]

Hm.
Forums are back up, finally.
Day will end sometime soon, I hope.
Me being sick may get in the way of this, though.

[happyturtle]

*offers the narrator a box of tissues, a warm blanket, and some chicken soup*

-compliments of TOFU

[Uncle Festy]

I'm feeling much better now. Thanks, though. :smallsmile:
So, time to end this dang day, which has been protracted by a mix of narrator laziness, narrator sickness, and narrator vacation-being-on-ness. Thing. Oh, and the forums crashing a lot. :smallsigh:
Anyways, day ends. Scene won't come for a couple hours, though. Sorry.

[Uncle Festy]

"Step right up, step right up! Get yourself a deadly trap! Stop people from sneaking into your house with a crossbow bolt to the skull!" Detrevni stands in the market, peddling his wares.
"Hey. I wanted to buy one of your traps, but I'm not sure they're reliable. Can I get a –"
"My wares? Unreliable? Pshah! I'll give you a demonstration!" Grabbing a crossbow trap from his stand, Detrevni quickly set up the trap. "Now, watch and learn, unbeliever! Whenever someone walks, like this, and hits the tripwire, like this, then the crossbow bolt will shoot out, like –"
TWANG!
Detrevni collapsed, bleeding from his head wound. The customer blinked, and sighed. "I was just gonna ask for a warranty…"

Summary
Detrevni was lynched. He was the Deadly Trapsetter


Day Ends. Night Begins.
Night Ends in About 24 Hours

[Darkcomet]

And I am about to die, because Fin or someone else is going to kill me...

[Uncle Festy]

:smallannoyed:
It's been nearly 48 hours, and I have not gotten anywhere close to the number of night actions I'd like.
SO SEND THEM IN ALREADY! :smallmad:

[Uncle Festy]

Ok, that's enough extensions. I've really got to stop doing this. Use your night actions or lose them, people!
Anyways, writing up scene now/soon.

[Uncle Festy]

The wolves are once again on the hunt. "Damn, they're after me," muttered the mathematician. Quickly, he began calculating his situation. "There are √-17.3 werewolves with an average weight of 3π. They're log124 yards away, and they're… directly over my head? That can't be right!"
"Yes it can," snarled the wolf from on top of the nearby building, and pounced.
The mathematician, moments away from death, grinned. "Hah! I'm not out yet! I just have to… DIVIDE YOU BY ZERO!"
"What are you talking about? That doesn't ev

Summary
The Night Phase was Divided by Zero. It was a No-Kill Night.


Night Ends, Day Begins.
Day Ends in 48 Hours or So.

[Darkcomet]

...I'm alive?

Brilliant! :smallbiggrin:

Fin again.

[Murska]

Hmm. Well, last Kaos I was burned by it but still... if the night-kill role/s are inactive or don't exist, I'm all fine with NO LYNCH.

[Hyozo]

A vote for Uncle Festy is a vote for Kaos.

[Shadowcaller]

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins...

[Fin]

Dark Comet due to the fact that he confessed to being an assasin!

[Darkcomet]

One who has to kill the others.

Thus, I think it would be best to keep me around, no?

Also so I can screw with their night kill.

[Dr. Bath]

One who has to kill the others.

Thus, I think it would be best to keep me around, no?

Also so I can screw with their night kill.

Unless you have names... not really. I'm doubtful that any abilities are working quite as advertised, so you saying you're 'screwing with their night kill' doesn't necessarily mean an awful lot.

I'm just interested in what happens when you die, Darkcomet.

[Darkcomet]

Unless you have names... not really. I'm doubtful that any abilities are working quite as advertised, so you saying you're 'screwing with their night kill' doesn't necessarily mean an awful lot.

I'm just interested in what happens when you die, Darkcomet.

Well, there's a kill vote. And I can mess that up a bit.

But I'm not sure myself, really.

And when I die, I'll turn up as an Assassin. The truth will only be revealed at the end of the game.

[Selrahc]

We're actually going to kill him this time? Darkcomet

[Darkcomet]

That comes off as awfully contemptuous. Well, go ahead. You'll only help me, really. :smallamused:

In other news, I found this nifty crystal ball last night.

[Selrahc]

Well I wanted to kill you back when you asked to be lynched, but everyone was like "No we couldn't possibly do that", and now it appears that we're going to lynch you anyway. :smallsigh:

[Darkcomet]

Well I wanted to kill you back when you asked to be lynched, but everyone was like "No we couldn't possibly do that", and now it appears that we're going to lynch you anyway. :smallsigh:

I know. I understand Fin, but Bath? He pretty much refused to lynch me last time. :smallconfused:

[UncleWolf]

I'm just going to point at Fin to try and even the score.

Besides, I want to see where this all goes.

It is Kaos after all.

For all we know, DC could have a beast role. And if Fin does, I'm pointing early. That way, I have a smaller chance of dying depending on which rules.

[happyturtle]

Fin

In the name of TOFU!

[Istari]

Fin
Curse you TOFU for controlling my point today, darn you!!! :smalltongue:

[Recaiden]

Selrahc's avatar offends me. No better reason yet.

[PirateMonk]

I think Fin might be an Assassin.

[Darkcomet]

I think Fin might be an Assassin.

I don't think he is. I'm fairly sure that he is some sort of villainous role, though.

[Selrahc]

Selrahc's avatar offends me. No better reason yet.

It does? Why? :smallconfused:

[Zar Peter]

If we may I point at no kill, too.

He has the most night actions yet :smallbiggrin:

[Uncle Festy]

13 votes? Really? :smallannoyed:
In about 4 hours, I'm going to make an update that will lynch someone if they have 25% of the total votes MADE. So point!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fin.

All glory to the almighty bandwagon.

[happyturtle]

I'll be happy to vote on behalf of all of the no-shows. Just say the word, Festy. :smallamused:

[Darkcomet]

Use your role, DC! Use it to be Othar! Or I'll beat you up!

Hehe... Funny thing about that.

I disguised you as Othar. And yes I can do that.

:smallamused:

[TFT]

Kill Fin then, I guess.

[Mustiado]

Fin indeed.

[Recaiden]

Fin it is then

[Uncle Festy]

And that's a wrap!
Writing day end scene now.

[Mustiado]

*punts Festy for stealing the Meyer's schtick*

[Uncle Festy]

Fin ran down the alleyway, knife in hand. C'mon, he thought to himself, Just a little farther…
Suddenly, a silhouette appeared at the end of the alley. "You're finished, you murderer!"
Fin winces. "Aw, man, that was a bad pun."
"Really? I thought it was fine," replied the police officer.
"Come on, really? That was horrible."
"Ah, so it seems that your tolerance for puns is not infinite."
"Aw, god, stop!"
"And your state of mind is finicky, too. You've got to refine your psyche before you can get anywhere in the world of crime."
Fin looked up from his agony. "… you think so?"
"Definitely!"
"Augh!" screamed Fin, and collapsed.
The officer grinned. "Finally!"
He was then punted off stage by Mustiado.

Summary
Fin was lynched. He was the Vicious Murderer.


Day Ends, Night Begins.
Night Ends Whenever I Feel Like It. This Is Ultimate Kaos, After All. :tongue:

[Uncle Festy]

Gonna try and write up the update before the forums crash again.
No more actions, please.

[Uncle Festy]

He sat there, on the roof of the building. "Ah, Kaos…" he murmured. "It is so… beautiful." He watched them down below, like ants, so easy to just reach out and… crush.
"The spy knows the truth. He must be silenced."

Shadowcaller slipped out of the building, his mission complete for the night. All that was left was to return and report his findings to –
A figure leapt at Shadowcaller. The spy barely managed to make out a blue bodysuit, yellow boots and scarf, and a red helmet with a golden bird. However, that was all he could see before the man shouted "Falcon… HEADBUTT!" and smashed their skulls together.

"The necromancer wants to usurp me. He must be expelled."

Catseye sat in his lair beneath the city. His horde was growing, but it was too slow… too slow… he had to step up production, or he'd never rule the city!
He stepped outside his cave to head up to the surface, but he stopped short as soon as he left. "Where is this place?"
A voice floated through the unfamiliar cavern. "Welcome… to the Tomb of Horrors."
"… well that can't be good."

"The cheese eaters want cheese. They must be stopped."

Istari sat at the head of the table. "As president of the Cheese Eaters, I insist on order! We cannot keep on fighting like this, or we'll never –"
But the players reading the narration never found out what Istari would never do, because his head turned into an octopus.

"So I speak, and so it is accomplished." He stood up, grinned, and disappeared in a puff of whisper-colored smoke.

Summary
Shadowcaller, Catseye, and Istari were killed. They were the Spy, Necromancer, and Cheese Eater President, respectively.


Night Ends, Day Begins

[happyturtle]

Poor Istari. :smallfrown:

As the Cheese Eater President, he had the ability to stay alive long enough to spell out the name of his killer in his own octupi blood.

Which is really gruesome and bad for the cheese. We had to throw out a whole batch. :smallyuk:

Anyway, Fullbladder, you're going down!

[Dallas-Dakota]

Murska constant.

[Darkcomet]

I had a crystal ball last night. It was supposed to let me scry someone, but it failed for some reason.

Could have been voiders.

On the other hand, I tried to scry Fullbladder.

I wonder if there's a relation? Let's find out, shall we!?

[Murska]

Fullbladder indeed.

I started with that Crystal Ball but it got voided. :smallsigh:

[Darkcomet]

Something I noticed.

In the opening scene, Uncle Festy was killed. We can't lynch him again, but here's the kicker:

He had a role.

Thus, Jontom, the co-narrator, must also have a role! And there's only one way to find out, judging by all the scry blocking lately. THUS:

I of the screwed-up role command you:

Point at Jontom Xire!

[Recaiden]

Point at Jontom Xire

[UncleWolf]

I want to see where this goes.

Jontom Xire

[Hyozo]

Lynching Jontom Xire isn't quite as kaotic (or is it kaotik) as lynching festy, but I'll do it anyway.

[Darkcomet]

Lynching Jontom Xire isn't quite as kaotic (or is it kaotik) as lynching festy, but I'll do it anyway.

I'm aware.

But Festy is dead already, check the opening narration.

[Hyozo]

I'm aware.

But Festy is dead already, check the opening narration.

Everybody knows Festy is a zombie. We should kill him again just to be sure.

[UncleWolf]

Everybody knows Festy is a zombie. We should kill him again just to be sure.

There are zombies in this game?
O.o

*grabs blunt object*

[Vampiric]

*grabs Wolfbane*

What?

I figure, if my weapon has a weapon, I'm doing alright... :smalltongue:

Jontom Xire

I wanna see if Festy rolls with it...

[Selrahc]

JX for the lynch then.

[UncleWolf]

To finally fulfill my win condition, I must make you all lose.

I know only one way, and that is to state my role name.

I am...

The Game!


Mwahahahahahahaha!

*cape swoosh sound*

*Disappears in a puff of smoke*

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Your lynch suggestion is..... acceptable. Jontom Xire will be tried on charges of Being a Narrator, and subsequently fed to the Sharkticons.

Whether or not he is found guilty of innocent just doesn't matter.

[happyturtle]

*obeys he of the screwed up role*

*Jontom Xire* today

Fullbladder tomorrow

[Mustiado]

Hey, why not? It's been a long while since I was allowed to lynch JX.

[Vampiric]

Whether or not he is found guilty or innocent just doesn't matter.

Because if he is innocent, then he impersonated a narrator, which is punishable by feeding to the Sharkticons! :smalltongue:

[PirateMonk]

Might as well make it unanimous. JontomXire.

[Darkcomet]

:smallconfused:

I cannot believe that worked.

[Uncle Festy]

I can.
:smallbiggrin:

11 votes is not enough, methinks. I'm waiting for some more. *cough cough*

[Griever]

Happyturtle........

[Dr. Bath]

Happyturtle. She may be armless but she's not 'armless! *watch suspiciously*

[Murska]

I guess I'll point at Happyturtle instead.

[Uncle Festy]

Feh. I extend the day, and the forums up and crash on me.
Extend day. Again. :smallannoyed:

Grr. How the hell do I get people to vote?

[Darkcomet]

*ahem*

Attention citizens of Kaos!

This is a public service announcement from Crystalline Spheres, Inc. We are recalling all crystal balls on account of cracks. Thank you for your time.

((Translation: the crystal ball is a fake.))

[Recaiden]

Griever is one of them. I'm not sure which them, so I'll point at Happyturtle.

[Darkcomet]

Fast bandwagon is fast. :smallconfused:

[happyturtle]

Very strange turtlewagon here. :smallconfused:

I think Griever must need to take out the Cheese Eaters. I can't think of any other reason why we'd be targeted. We have no night kill, and without our President's recruiting power, have no chance at all of winning the game.

[Darkcomet]

If Griever wants to take out the cheese eaters, then he must be...

Lactose intolerant!!!!

[happyturtle]

*gasp*

So he's the one who's been making the bathroom all smelly! It all makes sense now! :eek: :yuk:

Griever!!!!

[UncleWolf]

If Griever wants to take out the cheese eaters, then he must be...

Lactose intolerant!!!!

*GASP!!*

:smalleek:

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

I cannot keep up with the craziness. I'm not original enough!

[Uncle Festy]

… hm.
So. I was searching up this thread, and…
Well, see for yourself (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Kaos).
Who knew?

[Dallas-Dakota]

Fulbladder, because originality is good!

P.s. I´l come out, I´m a delegate from the Chocolate Cookies.

P.p.s. Thenks for that role Festy.

P.p.p.s No I was not in a serious mood when I typed out this post, no I am not from the Chocolate Cookies, wish I´d have been though...

[Uncle Festy]

*pokes thread*
Come on people, vote already!

[Selrahc]

Our votes for Xire count yeah?

[Darkcomet]

Our votes for Xire count yeah?

They should, they lynched Festy last time.

[Uncle Festy]

Day ends soon.
I'm going to start autolynching people tomorrow, so point!

[happyturtle]

((Uncle Festy had to go before forums came up, but he asked me to post this.))

The villagers converged around Jontom Xire.

"KILL THE DEVIL! KILL THE DEVIL!" they chanted. Jontom stood, back to the wall, and in a panic.

http://jx.dyndns.org/ootc_avatar3.png

"No… not now… this can't be…"

"Oh, but it can." One of the villager's forms faded away into black smoke, reforming as a tall, shadowy figure. "Your time has come to an end, Inquisitor Xire."

http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq40/happyturtle-avs/werewolf/highlord.png

"You can't harm me. You know that."

"This is correct. But they can. Illusion."
The shadowy figure sweeps forward, engulfing Jontom. The blue Devil's form appears to shift, taking on a shadowy, demonic form from hell. Jontom looks at his form.

http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq40/happyturtle-avs/werewolf/demon-1.png

"What the hell?…" The crowd stands still for a moment, seeing Jontom's horrible form. Then, as one, they charge. As the melee subsides, Jontom lies on the ground, the illusion dispelled. He coughs up blood, and wheezes,

"You don't… don't know what you've… you've done…" He closes his eyes for the last time.

Summary
Jontom Xire was lynched. He was an Ordyr Inquisitor. Autolynches will be enforced tomorrow, which means that if Zar Peter, Doseki, EDK, Thes and GAThraawn don't point, they will get autoed.

[UncleWolf]

We're free!

Down with the Tyranny!

:smallbiggrin:

[Darkcomet]

I told you so! :smallamused:

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

So that was his role, eh? I never expected the Inquisition.

[Darkcomet]

So that was his role, eh? I never expected the Inquisition.

I did, actually-Festy was killed in the opening scene. He had the same role, so I figured the co-narrator should have a similar one, at least-and I was right.

[UncleWolf]

So that was his role, eh? I never expected the Inquisition.

No one expects the Ordyr Inquisition!

:smalltongue:

[Darkcomet]

And now, with the Inquisitors dead, Kaos shall reign forever!

*cue evil laugh*

[Vampiric]

Was either of those guys Spanish? :smalleek:

No? Portugese?

Whew... That's alright...

:smalltongue:

[happyturtle]

In the absence of leadership, I hereby name myself the Empress of Cheese, and claim the right to rule this thread, now and in perpetuity.


http://www.pi-hs.com/Originals/FreeCheese-flag-1a.jpg



Viva la Cheese!

It is hereby decreed:

The ghosts and/or zombies of the narrators shall immediately send me the role list, powers, and win conditions of every inhabitant of the former People's Republic of Kaos (now the Glorious Cheese Empire) and turn over the game to me.


The lactose intolerant shall be expunged from the land. WITH FIRE!!!!


To encourage the production of wine, all taxes on vineyards have been rescinded.


Every post in this thread shall acknowledge me as Her Imperial Majesty, the Empress of Cheese.


Dissenters shall be executed.

[Mordokai]

Cheese stinks!

[happyturtle]

Treason! Three giant wheels of gouda to the one who brings me the head of the traitor!

[Dallas-Dakota]

Chees is icky!

[Mordokai]

Your cows have been slaughtered. Your cheese factories have been destroyed. Your farmers have found better payed work. You have nothing, false empress!

[happyturtle]

FOOLS!!!!!!

I shall unleash my fearsome army to vanquish you!



http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq40/happyturtle-avs/posters/128809126732143506.jpg

[Dr. Bath]

You can never win, Happyturtle! We have eagles on our side!

http://www.mainlesson.com/books/scudder/fables/zpage129.gif

[UncleWolf]

You can never win, Happyturtle! We have eagles on our side!

http://www.mainlesson.com/books/scudder/fables/zpage129.gif

And I control Winter's Wolves. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFWoDlygXKM)

For the Empress!

*leads his army into the fray*

[Dr. Bath]

Eagles win again (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re644qgnCtw)

Nae King Nae Quin! We winnae be fooled again!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Well, you could make me your king. People usually do, eventually.

[Darkcomet]

Personally, I think this is a bad idea. What if one of you is another person, like me, trying to bring down your own team!?

The answer, of course, is that we'll lynch you.

[Mordokai]

FOOLS!!!!!!

I shall unleash my fearsome army to vanquish you!



http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq40/happyturtle-avs/posters/128809126732143506.jpg

http://brooksound.com/turtlesoup/TurtleSoup_b&wmud.JPG

:smalltongue:

[Mustiado]

I, for one, welcome our new hard-shelled turtle-y overlords.

They're so cute....

[Uncle Festy]

:biggrin:
Now THIS is Kaos.
Anyways, thanks for the bailout, Happy. If I get enough actions, I'll probably post the update in a few hours. Please send them in!

[Darkcomet]

:biggrin:
Now THIS is Kaos.
Anyways, thanks for the bailout, Happy. If I get enough actions, I'll probably post the update in a few hours. Please send them in!

Getting rid of those Ordyr Inquisitors finally released the true Kaos.

I hope you all are grateful. :smallamused:

[happyturtle]

:biggrin:
Now THIS is Kaos.
Anyways, thanks for the bailout, Happy. If I get enough actions, I'll probably post the update in a few hours. Please send them in!

Ignore the corpse.

All of the subjects of the Glorious Empire of Cheese should be sending their night actions to their Empress. Uncle Festy is no longer allowed to do updates.

[Uncle Festy]

Well, I wouldn't be surprised… I mean, Happy's now done more updates then Jontom!
:smalltongue:
((Oh yeah, and the pictures were a nice touch.))

[Darkcomet]

Well, I wouldn't be surprised… I mean, Happy's now done more updates then Jontom!
:smalltongue:
((Oh yeah, and the pictures were a nice touch.))

Out of curiosity, what did you think when you first saw the Jontom wagon?

[Recaiden]

WTF? I'm so lucky he didn't get us killed. And having looked at my role, I believe I am required to support Fullbladder in his claim as king. All players are required to surrender any items, treasure, loot, weapons, etc. to King Fullbladder.

[happyturtle]

Your Imperial Majesty is willing to permit Lord Fullbladder a place in her royal entourage.

Do not overstep your bounds, goblin!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

*bows*

Of course, Your Worship. I'll gladly start small and infiltrate my way up.

*begins cultivating evil advisor's beard*

[Darkcomet]

and infiltrate my way up.

*begins cultivating evil advisor's beard*

See? SEE!? I told you!

[happyturtle]

*bows*

Of course, Your Worship. I'll gladly start small and infiltrate my way up.

*begins cultivating evil advisor's beard*

Very well. I will now trust you implicitly until the inevitable betrayal.

*taps each shoulder with a sword*

I dub thee The Right Honourable Viscount Fullbladder of Stilton.

*presents ring to be kissed*

Arise, my trusted lieutenant!

[Mordokai]

*goes into rebel mode*

Down with fake Empress!

[UncleWolf]

*goes into rebel mode*

Down with fake Empress!

Empress? Do I have permission to crush the Rebel Scum?

[happyturtle]

Indeed, General Wolfbane. But I want the paladin alive. Do not fail me!

[UncleWolf]

Indeed, General Wolfbane. But I want the paladin alive. Do not fail me!

(Deja Vu anyone? :smalltongue:)

It shall be done.

*prepares for the teleport*

[Mordokai]

*flips the coin*

Heads, I cleave him on arrival. Tails, I let him rant for a while :smallbiggrin:

[happyturtle]

*giggles in a decidedly non-Imperial manner*


Mordy has cleavage....

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Er, Your Worship, would it not be wiser to simply kill the paladin? Surely he/she is the most powerful of these rebels, and most likely to elude non-lethal means of capture.

*cringes in anticipation*

[Mordokai]

*giggles in a decidedly non-Imperial manner*


Mordy has cleavage....

I knew that would come back to haunt me...


Er, Your Worship, would it not be wiser to simply kill the paladin? Surely he/she is the most powerful of these rebels, and most likely to elude non-lethal means of capture.

*cringes in anticipation*

You're supposed to be on my side!

[happyturtle]

I must have him alive. I must witness his prolonged and painful death with my own eye!

However, you have permission to maim him as much as necessary to prevent his escape.