Australians All Let Us Rejoice!

[Felixaar]

Happy Australia Day!

That's right! It's that day dedicated to the greatest nation on earth, and we would all do wise to celebrate it!

Australia Day commemorates the landing of Captain Cook at Botany Bay (double aliteration! ha!), all that time ago back in 1788.

So celebrate!

Or we'll send the convicts mounted on poison kangaroos after you.

[llamamushroom]

Curses! I was going to post a similar thread, so I'll have to make a reasonably unique post. Hmm...

A Happy Australia Day and a Solemn Invasion Day to all! May all your holiday dreams come true, whether they be for peace and prosperity or for the expigation of the European invaders!

[Fostire]

Happy Australia Day.

Here's a question to you australians: Is it true that everything in australia is poisonous? even the antidotes?

[Alleine]

I refuse to celebrate!

*hides from the kangaroo shocktroops*

[Rutskarn]

If I put in a blatantly half-hearted show of celebration, can you put in a good word with the elder gods that feed on kangaroos, Fosters, and stereotypes? I'm trying to get some signatures for my Ban Radioactive Temple Grounds petition.

[Dispozition]

Aaaahhh, Fosters...Australia's best joke on the world.

Anyway, happy Australia day to all my fellow aussies. May lamb and beer be abundant to you :P

[Rawhide]

Happy Australia Day.

Here's a question to you australians: Is it true that everything in australia is poisonous? even the antidotes?

No. The centipedes are not poisonous, unlike some other countries.

<_<

>_>

[Felixaar]

I refuse to celebrate!

*hides from the kangaroo shocktroops*

Fire up the koala-kannon, men :smallannoyed:

[SoD]

Fire up the koala-kannon, men :smallannoyed:

And send in the air troops...the Drop Bears.

[xanaphia]

No, Australia is actually pretty cool.

Happy Australia Day!

[Serpentine]

Happy Australia Day.

Here's a question to you australians: Is it true that everything in australia is poisonous? even the antidotes?Don't be silly. Neither crocodiles nor sharks are poisonous.
They will eat you, though :smallamused:

[Rettu Skcollob]

Don't be silly. Neither crocodiles nor sharks are poisonous.


We hope. The venemous Drop-Bear is pretty nasty though.

[Ink]

Happy Australia Day! (Damn this weather!)

[potatocubed]

Don't be silly. Neither crocodiles nor sharks are poisonous.

Only because Science! hasn't caught up with my imagination yet.

[Silence]

Yes, but you still have to deal with that internet filter.

[Mauve Shirt]

Happy Australia Day to you crazy people!

[Dispozition]

Yes, but you still have to deal with that internet filter.

It's being opposed by quite a few big ISPs over here, mine included.

[Felixaar]

Happy Australia Day to you crazy people!

Crazy people? Where?

[Demus]

Yah! Another day celebrating that we have managed to win another battle in the secret never ending war against the animals of Australia.

[Coidzor]

..Australia doesn't have the full internet?

Why would your white male overlords ever want to risk limiting the amount of porn they can get?

Wiggy. Well, I guess we're glad your ancestors survived being stuffed into ships and sailing across the world.

[Dispozition]

No, we still have the full net, for now. Government is thinking about 'censoring' thing internet which is being very strongly opposed by certain ISPs and a large proportion of the population.