View Full Version : Oompa Loompa a funny/failure D&D story

Frog Dragon
2009-01-29, 09:53 AM
D&D stories are fun and Oompa Loompas are fun. Put the two together!:smallbiggrin:
So make an Oompa Loompa song and couple it with an explanation. I'll Start

Oompa Loompa Doopity Dates
You should not run when there are pressure plates
Oompa Loompa Dunkity Datues
or harm will come to you in form of statues

The thing that happened was that the players knew the dungeon was full of hard-ass statues and they decided to run away from two statues. Instead running through pretty much every pressure plate en route and springing more into life. It started to be a little out of their league. Just to note they could have beaten two of them

2009-01-30, 01:56 AM
Why use your sword when the rats start to swarm?
All those rats need is to get a bit warm.
Oompa loompa loompity low,
One fireball and a-running they go!

Baron Malkar
2009-01-30, 03:40 AM
For those who like to be bold.
And dont mind playying a F***ing kobold.
Oompa Loompa Doopity fun,
It in not allright it play Pun-Pun.
Oompa Loompa Dunkity Dightning,

2009-01-30, 03:46 AM
What do you do when you're stuck in a mire?
Some people think that you should use fire.
The place you will burn deserves more of a look.
the fire will spread quickly from dry old books.

If you want to live long, put down the torch.
Or you'll end up an
Oompa Loompa charified corpse!

RMS Oceanic
2009-01-30, 04:30 AM
I was expecting from this thread:
"You find a small stick of blue chewing gum."
"Chewing gum? Weird. Oh well, I start to chew on it."
"You chew on it for ten rounds. It tastes like a delicious three-course meal. Roll a fortitude save."
"Roger, you notice his face turning blue..."


On topic:

Fireball indeed is a powerful spell,
But what to give up to tap into that well?
Conjuration is your very best friend,
Else you will meet a stic. Ky. End.

Zero teleports for you!

Oompah Loompah doopity dah.
If you're not blast-happy, you will go far.
You will live in happiness too.
Like the Oompah Loompah doopity do!

2009-01-30, 04:32 AM
Check my sig.