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Thufir
2009-02-24, 08:23 PM
Welcome To Random BanterWe hope you enjoy your stay.

This thread does exactly what it says on the tin. Only it's not in a tin. RB is a place to talk about... anything you feel like. Anything (As the title suggests) random, that you don't feel is significant enough to merit it's own thread. Though some topics seem to come up more frequently than others (e.g. Maths and Shakespeare)

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And here, linked for your convenience, are the previous incarnations of this thread.
Previous Threads:

Amotis' Random Banter #1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13484)
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As stated above, this thread is for random discussion, not random chit chat. That is to say, this is a forum, not your IM client. People have set up an unofficial IRC chat thingy for that sort of thing. Not only will you not annoy the people here, you will also help increase the popularity of the IRC chat.

Now... converse. It will amuse me.

Cristo Meyers
2009-02-24, 09:34 PM
...
New people should not be scared, we're all very nice really. Well, except for that guy over there, but never mind him...

HEY! I'm nice!

Usually...

I've noticed something now that I'm actually getting some writing done. It always goes beginning-ending-everything else. Everything else is always the hardest stuff, it seems.

Dragonrider
2009-02-24, 09:36 PM
You have no problems with anything, do you?

:smallbiggrin:

There's the hippie answer.

Then there's the real-me answer.

Hippie answer:
Man, I'm groovy with anything. No judging in the peace circle.

Real-me:
:smallfurious: :smallfurious: :smallfurious: :smallfurious: IF YOU END A SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION I WILL KILL YOU! :smallfurious::smallfurious::smallfurious:

:smalltongue:

Since I dunno if Wadledo will respond in the other thread.

Recaiden
2009-02-24, 09:49 PM
IF YOU END A SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION I WILL KILL YOU!


Dri, what would you do that for? And he won't, locks, you see.

So, let us commence the muffin summoning while I set up this rainbowflesh Golem, which I never had a chance to show to the other RB thread, and move the echidna behind the bad guy.Just for fun:
{table]||

|Rainbowflesh Golem|Greater Rainbowflesh Golem
Hit Dice|12d10+30 (96 hp)|4d10+40 (260 hp)
Initiative:|-1|-2
Speed|20 ft|20 ft
Armor Class|26|27
Base Attack/Grapple|+10/+23|+31/+52
Full Attack:|2 slams +17 melee (1d10+8)+Rainbow Strike|2 slams +41 melee (3d8+12)+Rainbow Strike
Special Attacks|Rainbow Beam, Retributive Rainbow|Rainbow Beam, Retributive Rainbow, Rainbow Aura
Special Qualities:|Construct traits, damage reduction 10/adamantineor DR 5/slashing, darkvision 60 ft., immunity to magic, low-light vision|Construct traits, damage reduction 10/adamantine or DR 5/slahing, darkvision 60 ft., immunity to magic, low-light vision
Saves|Fort +4, Ref +3, Will +4|Fort +14, Ref +12, Will +14
CR|12|16
Advancement|15-21 HD (Large); 22-42 (Huge)
|
[/table]
This golem has a humanoid body made from Rainbowflesh.

A Rainbowflesh golem is 9 feet tall and weighs around 700 pounds. They do not generally vary in appearance, and are approximately human shaped, their bodies composed of large pieces of rainbowflesh. The main differences between them is the colors of their main sections.

Combat
Rainbowflesh golems are powerful and unpredictable opponents, being physically powerful and difficult to harm.
Rainbow Strike (Su): On each hit, a rainbowflesh golem generates a random effect:
1 Red: 5 fire damage (10 for greater)
2 Orange : 10 acid damage (15 for greater)
3 Yellow: 15 electricity damage (30 for greater)
4 Green: Poison, 1d4 constitution damage Fortitude save DC 17 for half (1d6 and DC 19 for greater)
5 Purple: Planar Distortion, Stun 1 round (1d4 rounds for greater)

Rainbow Beam (Su): A Rainbowflesh golem can use a prismatic ray effect, as the spell, except that the blue effect is replaced with the purple effect of Prismatic Spray, and there is no indigo effect, as a free action once every 2 rounds. The effect has a DC 17 save. The save DC is Constitution-based.

Retributive Rainbow (Su): When a rainbowflesh golem is destroyed, it causes an explosion of magical colors, as the spell prismatic Spray without the blue and indigo effects, but in every direction. The save DC is 19, and is constitution based.

Rainbow Aura (Su): A greater rainbowflesh golem projects an aura of color around it out to a distance of 10 feet. Each round the aura has one of the effects of the spell prismatic spray, except for the blue or indigo effects. This should be determined randomly each round.

Immunity to Magic (Ex): A Rainbowflesh golem is immune to any spell or spell-like ability that allows spell resistance, except for (shadow) spells In addition, certain spells and effects function differently against the creature, as noted below.
Rainbow pattern, Prismatic Ray, Prismatic Spray, and all similar spells heal a rainbowflesh golem for 1 hp for every 3 damage that would be dealt by the spell, or 3 HP per spell level, whichever is greater.


Construction
A Rainbowflesh golem’s body is constructed out of large pieces of rainbowflesh, connected by tubes of liquid rainbowflesh and pins of hard candy shell. The Rainbowflesh must be of high quality, and costs 1,000 gp. Assembling the body requires a DC 17 Craft (architecture) check or a DC 17 Craft (Rainbowfleshmasonry) check.
CL 14th; Craft Construct, antimagic field, geas/quest, prismatic spray, symbol of stunning, caster must be at least 14th level; Price 90,000 gp; Cost 46,000 gp + 2,600 XP.

Blue Ghost
2009-02-24, 09:55 PM
Ooh, a rainbowflesh golem! I'm always looking for more prismatic weapons to add to my arsenal, in the event of another clone invasion.

Coidzor
2009-02-24, 09:57 PM
Awww, I'm so sorry Deary... *hugs the poor little hippy and pulls her down to sit on the ground with him, cradling her poor little head in his hands*
It'll be alright chil'... It'll be alright...

As for you, monsieur Recaiden... Try the Echidna as the background layer behind your avatar.

Alleine
2009-02-24, 10:11 PM
Mmm, rainbowflesh.
First thing I do when I get a new bag of it is stick my face in and breathe deep.
It's so relaxing :smallsmile:

Phase
2009-02-24, 10:46 PM
*Breaths in new thread smell*

Ahh.

Back to bed with me. :smallfrown:

Sneak
2009-02-24, 11:21 PM
Mmm, rainbowflesh.
First thing I do when I get a new bag of it is stick my face in and breathe deep.
It's so relaxing :smallsmile:

You've got rainbow in a bag?

Is it anything like sunshine?

Nychta
2009-02-24, 11:33 PM
You've got rainbow in a bag?

Is it anything like sunshine?
Deliciously, tasty sunshine.

Mmm. Taste the goodness.

Sneak
2009-02-24, 11:36 PM
Deliciously, tasty sunshine.

Mmm. Taste the goodness.

Eh, sunshine in a bag is useless..

...but not for long. :smalltongue:

Nychta
2009-02-24, 11:37 PM
Eh, sunshine in a bag is useless..

...but not for long. :smalltongue:

Makes for awesome birthday presents for people with solar panels.

Sneak
2009-02-24, 11:41 PM
Makes for awesome birthday presents for people with solar panels.

Right! And solar panels are the future!

Which, incidentally, is comin' on, it's comin' on, it's comin' on, it's comin' on.

DraPrime
2009-02-24, 11:46 PM
I have a friend that claims to have sunshine in a bag. I keep telling him that it's LSD, but he refuses to believe me. Especially right after he had some sunshine.

Nychta
2009-02-24, 11:52 PM
Dad: We should get a bigger electronic photo frame.
Me: No.
Dad: Why?
Me: Brother with penchant for taking closeups of cat in scary positions. Like jaws open. With evil stare.

Coidzor
2009-02-24, 11:55 PM
Dad: We should get a bigger electronic photo frame.
Me: No.
Dad: Why?
Me: Brother with penchant for taking closeups of cat in scary positions. Like jaws open. With evil stare.

So you don't like awesome photos? That cat's all like HAHAHA! finally someone let me out of my cage...

In other news... Deer are the new plague rats and should be sent to Britland, according to one of my friends.

Thoughts?

V: Silly! :smalltongue: You're not supposed to feel better! Especially not when I use the white-text to whisper lascivious things and blandishments about what you should try to investigate once you read the steamy underbelly of liberal arts college ;)
So very, very silly. Guess you really are a silly hippy, dear...

Dragonrider
2009-02-24, 11:56 PM
Awww, I'm so sorry Deary... *hugs the poor little hippy and pulls her down to sit on the ground with him, cradling her poor little head in his hands*
It'll be alright chil'... It'll be alright...

:smallbiggrin: Yays! I feel better!

@dragonprime: o.O

Sneak
2009-02-24, 11:59 PM
So you don't like awesome photos? That cat's all like HAHAHA! finally someone let me out of my cage...

Finally? A cat wouldn't say that. Cats don't care about time. Now, time for them is nothin' cuz they're countin' no age. Y'know, what with the nine lives and all.

Nychta
2009-02-25, 12:00 AM
So you don't like awesome photos? That cat's all like HAHAHA! finally someone let me out of my cage...

In other news... Deer are the new plague rats and should be sent to Britland, according to one of my friends.

Thoughts?

V: Silly! :smalltongue: You're not supposed to feel better! Especially not when I use the white-text to whisper lascivious things and blandishments about what you should try to investigate once you read the steamy underbelly of liberal arts college ;)
So very, very silly. Guess you really are a silly hippy, dear...
Love 'em. Just not when I'm barely awake in the morning and jumpy.

Deer: in NZ? I don't actually know.

Sneak
2009-02-25, 12:02 AM
Ooh, yes, deer. They eat our plants. Deport them, I say, deport them!

Seriously, though. They're not even afraid of humans any more. Soon they'll take over the world! :smalleek:

Nychta
2009-02-25, 12:04 AM
Ooh, yes, deer. They eat our plants. Deport them, I say, deport them!

Seriously, though. They're not even afraid of humans any more. Soon they'll take over the world! :smalleek:

Cue deer jokes.

Collin152
2009-02-25, 12:05 AM
Ooh, yes, deer. They eat our plants. Deport them, I say, deport them!

Seriously, though. They're not even afraid of humans any more. Soon they'll take over the world! :smalleek:

Just as soon as they lose their fear of death, taxes and Michael Jackson.

Sneak
2009-02-25, 12:06 AM
Deer jokes?

Your deer is so fat, IT'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A THREER!

@^: Oh gods, they're 2/3 of the way there already. :smalleek:

skywalker
2009-02-25, 12:06 AM
Eh, sunshine in a bag is useless..

...but not for long. :smalltongue:

No, no, the sunshine in a bag is very useful, for making me feel happy, and also glad. It keeps me from being useless, you see. Especially since the future appears to be coming on (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RygPiF1d79M)...

Now if only someone would let me out of this cage...

Collin152
2009-02-25, 12:08 AM
Deer jokes?

Your deer is so fat, IT'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A THREER!

@^: Oh gods, they're 2/3 of the way there already. :smalleek:

Yeah, thank heavens... Michael... Jackson... is keeping them at bay.

Sneak
2009-02-25, 12:08 AM
No, no, the sunshine in a bag is very useful, for making me feel happy, and also glad. It keeps me from being useless, you see. Especially since the future appears to be coming on (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RygPiF1d79M)...

Now if only someone would let me out of this cage...

You've missed a bit. :smalltongue:


Eh, sunshine in a bag is useless..

...but not for long. :smalltongue:


Right! And solar panels are the future!

Which, incidentally, is comin' on, it's comin' on, it's comin' on, it's comin' on.


So you don't like awesome photos? That cat's all like HAHAHA! finally someone let me out of my cage...


Finally? A cat wouldn't say that. Cats don't care about time. Now, time for them is nothin' cuz they're countin' no age. Y'know, what with the nine lives and all.

:smalltongue:

skywalker
2009-02-25, 12:20 AM
You've missed a bit. :smalltongue:

Same page! It's fine! And I have no deer jokes to contribute. I have to work with what I can! Like these !'s!

Collin152
2009-02-25, 12:22 AM
Same page! It's fine! And I have no deer jokes to contribute. I have to work with what I can! Like these !'s!

You know, the tax on that particular punctuation mark has gone up considerably latley.

Rutskarn
2009-02-25, 12:26 AM
Alright, let's get back into the swing of Random Banter, shall we?

We shall.

I'll start this off with a little reflection.

Pretzels are good. Potato chips--also good.

However, when pretzels and potato chips are mixed together--like in a party snack mix, for example--neither is palatable.

The chips, for their part, take on much of coarse salt of the potato chips. This doesn't improve the failure, but neither does it sink it completely.

No, it is the pretzels that fall from grace. They become soggy, taking on the grease of the chips. The fine salt of the potato chips dusts over the pretzels. The result is highly unpleasant.

So. Yeah.

skywalker
2009-02-25, 12:36 AM
You know, the tax on that particular punctuation mark has gone up considerably latley.

Nobody told me... The Bang Act of 2009? More taxation without representation?!


However, when pretzels and potato chips are mixed together--like in a party snack mix, for example--neither is palatable.

The chips, for their part, take on much of coarse salt of the potato chips. This doesn't improve the failure, but neither does it sink it completely.

No, it is the pretzels that fall from grace. They become soggy, taking on the grease of the chips. The fine salt of the potato chips dusts over the pretzels. The result is highly unpleasant.

So. Yeah.

This is why you mix pretzels in as the saltiest ingredient. Like in Frito-Lay Munchies.

Nychta
2009-02-25, 12:51 AM
Pretzels are filling.

I think we should write an RB guide to Mixing Food.

Rutskarn
2009-02-25, 12:58 AM
Pretzels+Fritos=Can Work, Sometimes. I don't know why, but the effects aren't as bad as with regular potato chips. The pretzels will suffer for it, but it's not a recipe worthy of the Gastronomicon.

I don't like mixing pretzels with anything at all, really. Except strawberry ice cream.

Alleine
2009-02-25, 12:59 AM
I'm convinced my eating habits will kill me someday. Luckily, that day is not this day. This day, we eat!
*stuffs face with rainbowflesh*

cycoris
2009-02-25, 01:24 AM
On the theme of snack foods that should never, ever be seen together: goldfish and raisins. Euw, euw, gross. The raisins get coated with salty cheese stuff, and if they're the sweetened kind, then the goldfish get sugar on them.

Nychta
2009-02-25, 01:30 AM
... for a while I thought you meant real goldfish.
We don't get that snack here. I think.

Needed: avatar idea.
I've had this one for aaages.

cycoris
2009-02-25, 01:34 AM
Nope, goldfish are cheddar cheese cracker snack thingies that are shaped like goldfish.

Um, you could wait until whenever this happens (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104921) and go evil with your avatar.

Nychta
2009-02-25, 01:36 AM
Hmm. I think I had an evil one waaay back. Too tempting to reuse Phase's Vampire one.

I might do a good one, but I'd end up reusing the art that I posted in the Get Well Soon Ink thread.

Alleine
2009-02-25, 01:45 AM
I don't know much about mixing snack foods. There's never anything to eat except 'real' food and skittles.

However I discovered that peanut butter on a tortilla heated in a microwave till it bubbles is really good.

Coidzor
2009-02-25, 02:43 AM
^: I say... That's a topnotch idea... But what to do to kick it up a notch, old bean...

Peanutbutter and pretzels and chocolate is pretty good. Or y'know, any two of those combined. :smalltongue:

I was amazed, however, at how interesting it was to have some cheddar cheese filled combos (round pretzels with filling), chocolate, and lightly salted peanuts together...

Rather nifty-spiffy.

randman22222
2009-02-25, 05:32 AM
Concert tonight. I haven't even seen one of the pieces we're playing yet. Fortunately, I'm just playing bassoon to give more depth to our school's wind ensemble, so they shouldn't be too tough to sight read.

Can't wait for the next jazz practise, though. We've got a cool piece called Chameleon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy0qsrny58I&feature=related), and this arrangement is honestly better than Herbie Hancock's. Hopefully we'll be able to put as much life into it as he did his arrangement, though. :smallconfused: I've got the guitar part that's the third/fourth (don't know which part I'll do yet) part to come into the song.

All in all, I like when jazz band gets funky. :smallcool:

In other news, I'm doing quite well in my IB mocks. Got the highest grade in our grade on the first paper of Bio. :smallsmile:
@V: Oh, there's plenty reason in Bio. It's just based on arbitrary facts. :smalltongue:
At any rate, it's useful IRL (when done correctly), I'm good at it, so I have no qualms with it.

Player_Zero
2009-02-25, 05:38 AM
Booo biology! Take a reason science!

*Misses backspace key and hits insert by mistake...*

!!!

Shift+insert is ctrl+v?!

Phase
2009-02-25, 06:31 AM
Go biology! Real science for the win!

DraPrime
2009-02-25, 06:39 AM
Hmm, that xkcs strip about the purity of scientific fields comes to mind. Isn't biology just applied chemistry? :smalltongue:

Phase
2009-02-25, 06:45 AM
Hmm, that xkcs strip about the purity of scientific fields comes to mind. Isn't biology just applied chemistry? :smalltongue:

Your MOM's just applied chemistry.

Zing!

randman22222
2009-02-25, 06:46 AM
Hmm, that xkcs strip about the purity of scientific fields comes to mind. Isn't biology just applied chemistry? :smalltongue:

Logical fallacy: Argument ad XKCD.

@V: Yes.

DraPrime
2009-02-25, 06:48 AM
Logical fallacy: Argument ad XKCD.

Are you suggesting that xkcd is wrong?

SMEE
2009-02-25, 07:05 AM
*grumbles about lack of proper reproductive system*

*grumble, grumble, grumble* :smallmad:

I woke up totally moody today... :smallannoyed:

DraPrime
2009-02-25, 07:09 AM
Your MOM's just applied chemistry.

Zing!

Oh yeah? Well...you have no mom!


You know, because natural sattelites don't have parents.

Thufir
2009-02-25, 07:15 AM
Reflect - You had a mother once!
Never!
Then you had an aunt!
*Gasp*
Ah, I see you had.

TwoBitWriter
2009-02-25, 07:37 AM
I love waking up early...

I'm one of those people that likes to have, like, an hour to goof off before leaving for work.

Dallas-Dakota
2009-02-25, 07:39 AM
Ditto me that.
Except that I do want enough sleep.

And when I manage to get that time before school, I always have to stressedly try to catch my train.

Thufir
2009-02-25, 07:39 AM
I love waking up early...

I'm one of those people that likes to have, like, an hour to goof off before leaving for work.

I like that... but I also like my bed. But occasionally I wake up and get up well rested and early and spend an hour on the internet before uni starts.

TwoBitWriter
2009-02-25, 07:42 AM
I am still very much a night person, but financial concerns have forced a white collar day job upon me. I find that I do enjoy the very early mornings, when it is still dark.

I think Sunrises are so much more beautiful then Sunsets.

randman22222
2009-02-25, 07:49 AM
Ditto me that.

Not sure why, but I love that syntax. :smallconfused: :smallbiggrin:

Oregano
2009-02-25, 07:55 AM
I need to type another 100 or so words for my step outline which is good because I need to be back at college by 1:30.

Player_Zero
2009-02-25, 08:14 AM
I like how my alarm goes off at 8AM and then I wake up at 10AM.

What I don't like is when people knock on my door at 9AM, I respond through the door that I'm not out of bed and ask them what they want that's so important I have to be woken up in the middle of the freaking MORNING and they apparently walk away. How rude.

Dr. Bath
2009-02-25, 08:21 AM
I like how my alarm goes off at 8AM and then I wake up at 10AM.

What I don't like is when people knock on my door at 9AM, I respond through the door that I'm not out of bed and ask them what they want that's so important I have to be woken up in the middle of the freaking MORNING and they apparently walk away. How rude.

Maybe you sound like a bear? That would cause the instinctual human reaction to run from bears to kick in, and they would run away.

Another case solved, by me. Dr. Bath.

Player_Zero
2009-02-25, 08:26 AM
Zero gasped!

The honey, the hibernation, the way he could catch fish with his hands... He was a bear!

Phaedra
2009-02-25, 08:43 AM
I have been working on this piece for what seems like hours. When I started I had 1666 words. Now, after much hard work and heartache, I have 1686 words.

20 words. I mean, I know I deleted some stuff and added other stuff, but still. A net gain of 20 words.

If anyone wants me, I'll be in that corner crying about my lack of productivity.

Dallas-Dakota
2009-02-25, 08:49 AM
Hey you got something!
I´ve been trying to get working on a project for school due friday for a couple of hours now and I just can´t get damn started..

Player_Zero
2009-02-25, 08:50 AM
I have been working on this piece for what seems like hours. When I started I had 1666 words. Now, after much hard work and heartache, I have 1686 words.

20 words. I mean, I know I deleted some stuff and added other stuff, but still. A net gain of 20 words.

If anyone wants me, I'll be in that corner crying about my lack of productivity.

Quality is better than quantity.

Unless you're talking about a formal science, then you're screwed. Physics without formal representation of ideas within a mathematical framework is quite amusing but doesn't get you very far.

Cristo Meyers
2009-02-25, 08:52 AM
I have been working on this piece for what seems like hours. When I started I had 1666 words. Now, after much hard work and heartache, I have 1686 words.

20 words. I mean, I know I deleted some stuff and added other stuff, but still. A net gain of 20 words.

If anyone wants me, I'll be in that corner crying about my lack of productivity.

I might just join you...

I did maybe 200 words over the last week.

Just seems like everyone's hit dry spells lately...

Phaedra
2009-02-25, 09:01 AM
Quality is better than quantity.

Unless you're talking about a formal science, then you're screwed. Physics without formal representation of ideas within a mathematical framework is quite amusing but doesn't get you very far.

Well, you know what they say - quantity has a quality all of its own.

And I try to avoid talking about formal science whenever possible. Just highlights my painful lack of knowledge in that area. In fact, I barely understood the sentence you just wrote. I think I'll stick to my social science and let you real scientists laugh at me.

Player_Zero
2009-02-25, 09:07 AM
Well, you know what they say - quantity has a quality all of its own.

And I try to avoid talking about formal science whenever possible. Just highlights my painful lack of knowledge in that area. In fact, I barely understood the sentence you just wrote. I think I'll stick to my social science and let you real scientists laugh at me.

I like using big words. They make me sounds smarter even when they don't mean anything much.

dish
2009-02-25, 09:10 AM
I like using big words. They make me sounds smarter even when they don't mean anything much.

You have discovered the secret of academic discourse! (Now keep quiet and don't let anyone else know.)

Player_Zero
2009-02-25, 09:23 AM
Indeed. Now to cleanse excess cerumen in my external auditory canal originating from the localized cartilaginous area lest the mixture of viscous secretions from sebaceous glands impair my sensory functions.

Or rather, stick a cotton bud in my ear.

TwoBitWriter
2009-02-25, 09:26 AM
I might just join you...

I did maybe 200 words over the last week.

Just seems like everyone's hit dry spells lately...

Yeah...

I haven't done crap really, aside from two small ships that I HAD to get done.

Dragonrider
2009-02-25, 09:36 AM
I'm having a writing dry spell, too. :smalltongue: I wrote that ship and I invented a band and made up two albums' worth of lyrics...so that's something...but it's not, you know, PLOTTING.

And Randman! :smallbiggrin: You're back!

cycoris
2009-02-25, 09:51 AM
I've had a dry spell for a couple of months, but I think I'm snapping out of it.

Shhh, don't tell, but I've started a new novel. :smallbiggrin:

Dragonrider
2009-02-25, 09:54 AM
I've had a dry spell for a couple of months, but I think I'm snapping out of it.

Shhh, don't tell, but I've started a new novel. :smallbiggrin:

Shh, you told me. :smallbiggrin: Ex-cite-in'!

(a side note to everyone in the Playground: I've known Cycoris for a long time. Makes anonymous internet convah-sations feel awkward. :smallamused:)

TwoBitWriter
2009-02-25, 09:56 AM
I'm having a writing dry spell, too. :smalltongue: I wrote that ship and I invented a band and made up two albums' worth of lyrics...so that's something...but it's not, you know, PLOTTING.

And Randman! :smallbiggrin: You're back!

If you weren't my darling daughter, I'd totally hate you...:smallamused:

Phaedra
2009-02-25, 10:01 AM
Heh. If we're talking fiction writing, I'm going through a dry spell that's lasted, oooh, four years? I remember when I used to write fiction. They were happy days. Now I spend my days sitting in front of a laptop writing academic stuff I find it remarkably hard to summon the enthusiasm to spend my free time sitting in front of a laptop writing.

Dragonrider
2009-02-25, 10:02 AM
If you weren't my darling daughter, I'd totally hate you...:smallamused:

Daaaaaaaaaaaaddy Toooooooooooooooby.... :smallbiggrin:

If it helps, I don't have a job.


Phaedra: School is totally sapping my creative energy. :smalltongue: Sucks.

Neko Toast
2009-02-25, 10:08 AM
Heh. If we're talking fiction writing, I'm going through a dry spell that's lasted, oooh, four years? I remember when I used to write fiction. They were happy days. Now I spend my days sitting in front of a laptop writing academic stuff I find it remarkably hard to summon the enthusiasm to spend my free time sitting in front of a laptop writing.

That sounds a bit like my situation. Just, my dry spell isn't as long as that, and I don't have much free time to summon the enthusiasm to write. That and I feel belittled by my friend...

*shrug* Whatcha gonna do.

mangosta71
2009-02-25, 10:22 AM
Just seems like everyone's hit dry spells lately...

Yeah, shipping has been dead the past week or so. Maybe one or two stories per day. Guess it makes the archiving easier on Ghost...

Player_Zero
2009-02-25, 10:30 AM
That and I feel belittled by my friend...

Who the hell do you think you are? Isn't your drill the one that will pierce the heavens, the earth and through to tomorrow?!

Remember, if there's a wall you break it down! If there is no path you make one with these hands!

You cannot fault Kamina's logic.

Oregano
2009-02-25, 10:51 AM
My DS is broked! but it still works, what did Nintendo make it out off.

the part connecting the hinge to the bottom part broke a part but the internal pieces are fine and the connections fine(it was twisted by I twisted it back round). My mom jinxed me though.

I'm getting a DSi in April so it's all good.

Cristo Meyers
2009-02-25, 12:29 PM
That sounds a bit like my situation. Just, my dry spell isn't as long as that, and I don't have much free time to summon the enthusiasm to write. That and I feel belittled by my friend...

*shrug* Whatcha gonna do.

Drink?

It's what I do...

Neko Toast
2009-02-25, 12:36 PM
Who the hell do you think you are? Isn't your drill the one that will pierce the heavens, the earth and through to tomorrow?!

Remember, if there's a wall you break it down! If there is no path you make one with these hands!

You cannot fault Kamina's logic.

... Goddamn you. You're right.

@Cristo - Not only am I underage, but I'm the one driving my friends around most of the time... drinking = stupid.

Cristo Meyers
2009-02-25, 12:37 PM
Anime speeches. Is there any problem they can't solve?

TwoBitWriter
2009-02-25, 12:40 PM
The theme of TwoBit's day today... is melancholy. Beautiful, sweet melancholy. How I wish I could have you more, for you make me blissfully and painfully aware of my own existence... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvEWDXNmWIs&feature=related)

CurlyKitGirl
2009-02-25, 01:38 PM
(a side note to everyone in the Playground: I've known Cycoris for a long time. Makes anonymous internet convah-sations feel awkward. :smallamused:)

Oooooh! I think I may have an inkling who this is!

*nods hello to Cycoris*
Hi! I'm DeeRee's almost - triplet; I may be the eldest too, nice to meet you.

@Daddy Tooby: *asks for 'allowance'*
*pokes fun at odd song*

News:

I'M FREE FROM COURSEWORK!!
Until the weekend!

But I did it! Three days of working straight until two am (barring interruptions); then getting up at six am to work for another hours.
And no hours of sleep inbetween times.
I'm woozy . . .
Boooooooookssssssssssss.
Need. Booooookssss.

Now to do two thousand words of my story.

:smallorginalsmilyhereindicatingtotalsleepdeprivat ion:

Also:
a discussion about book one of the Aeneid turned into one about how Cupids' wings couldn't possibly be the jetpacks of the Roman (and pre - Roman) era because they weren't impressive enough.
And I've found one of the best insults ever: to adapt it, it pretty much goes as follows: your face is like an abortive hedgehog.

Ah, Webster, giving giggles to all. Don't even get me started about when he wrote about 'fingering the lute'. :smalltitter:

Cristo Meyers
2009-02-25, 02:01 PM
Also:
a discussion about book one of the Aeneid turned into one about how Cupids' wings couldn't possibly be the jetpacks of the Roman (and pre - Roman) era because they weren't impressive enough.


If the Romans could've imagined strapping two portable internal combustion rocket engines onto someone's back and shooting them into the atmosphere with them they would have.

TwoBitWriter
2009-02-25, 02:05 PM
@Daddy Tooby: *asks for 'allowance'*
*pokes fun at odd song*


Odd Song? It's a beautiful song! Look up the lyrics! :smallannoyed:

*sigh*

I'm a sucker for your pretty smile, melts me everytime.

*pulls out a twenty dollar bill, hands it to Curly*

Be good, kiddo.

Cristo Meyers
2009-02-25, 02:08 PM
Odd Song? It's a beautiful song! Look up the lyrics! :smallannoyed:

*sigh*

I'm a sucker for your pretty smile, melts me evertime.

*pulls out a twenty dollar bill, hands it to Curly*

Be good, kiddo.

Isn't the uncle supposed to be the one doing the spoiling?

TwoBitWriter
2009-02-25, 02:09 PM
Isn't the uncle supposed to be the one doing the spoiling?

I haven't seen you doing any!

Alleine
2009-02-25, 02:10 PM
drinking = stupid.

I aim to become one of the world's stupidest people when I hit 21.
Now if only it wouldn't take so long to get there.

CurlyKitGirl
2009-02-25, 02:11 PM
*snaffles cash*

You like songs? Try this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uc8KPSIzAc).
Now imagine this done as a cover by three hundred and eighty students from 3 to 11 yrs old (this is what my primary school did for hymn practice when it was request time).
We made people cry. Including ourselves.
Hertbreaking.

TwoBitWriter
2009-02-25, 02:40 PM
*snaffles cash*

You like songs? Try this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uc8KPSIzAc).
Now imagine this done as a cover by three hundred and eighty students from 3 to 11 yrs old (this is what my primary school did for hymn practice when it was request time).
We made people cry. Including ourselves.
Hertbreaking.

It helps if you actually feel sorry for the homeless...

*cough*

Forgive the Cristo moment there...

Cristo Meyers
2009-02-25, 02:55 PM
It helps if you actually feel sorry for the homeless...

*cough*

Forgive the Cristo moment there...

I'll show you a "Cristo Moment"...

I must be like the last person in the US that doesn't actually use YouTube for anything. I don't even go to the site...

Dirk Kris
2009-02-25, 03:07 PM
I must be like the last person in the US that doesn't actually use YouTube for anything. I don't even go to the site...

I very, VERY rarely go there.

Tempest Fennac
2009-02-25, 03:17 PM
I often listen to music on it while doing other things (it's more convenient then using an MP3 player or CDs).

Cristo Meyers
2009-02-25, 03:20 PM
I often listen to music on it while doing other things (it's more convenient then using an MP3 player or CDs).

Really? Now, admittedly, I don't know if you can do stuff like set up a playlist of videos or something, but aren't you bringing up a new song every time the old one ends? I've got my mp3 on my belt, all I have to do is put the earbud in and turn it on.

Neko Toast
2009-02-25, 03:21 PM
&*%$#@!!!

God, this day has gotten horrendous fast. I may have to skip gaming for the sake of not pissing off others, and also because I am pissed at some of those others.

@v - The anger isn't all gaming related; I'm only pissed at one person for that. The rest of the anger is due to certain circumstances *coughtimeofthemonthcough* and actions taken by others. I am being overly rash, which is partly why I just want to lock myself up in my room and wait for my hotheadedness to pass. Problem is, if I do this, it's likely to get worse, because staying here involves dealing with my roommate.

*sigh* I'm caught in a pickle here.

Dirk Kris
2009-02-25, 03:24 PM
Draco!
*huggles*
Ugh, I got SO steamed at some ppl in a WW game I was playing the other day. It'll cool down - give it time and don't do anything rash.

Dallas-Dakota
2009-02-25, 03:25 PM
Ha! I got 4 pages of work done in one hour on my project!

Tempest Fennac
2009-02-25, 03:29 PM
I just pick songs depending on what I want to listen to (often I'll decide to listen to a song by Dido or the Beatles, for instance, before deciding to listen to another one of their songs or I may play something by a completely different artist (at the minute I'm going from Home by 3 Days Grace to Mirror Man by the Human League, for instance). I tend to find ear phones to be uncomfortable anyway, so MP3 players aren't that practical for me. What is your project about, DD?

Sneak
2009-02-25, 03:32 PM
I just pick songs depending on what I want to listen to (often I'll decide to listen to a song by Dido or the Beatles, for instance, before deciding to listen to another one of their songs or I may play something by a completely different artist (at the minute I'm going from Home by 3 Days Grace to Mirror Man by the Human League, for instance). I tend to find ear phones to be uncomfortable anyway, so MP3 players aren't that practical for me. What is your project about, DD?

It still seems like it would be very distracting and focus-breaking to have to go to youtube to change the song every time one ends.

Which is why I normally use Shuffle. Ah, good ol' iTunes (Easier than stealing. Almost as cheap.).

CurlyKitGirl
2009-02-25, 03:35 PM
Ha! I got 4 pages of work done in one hour on my project!

I find your avvie disturbing in ways I cannot accurately detail with mere words . . .

Edge
2009-02-25, 03:38 PM
Today I learnt that I have about two weeks extra to do two pieces coursework that I thought was in for this week. Given I haven't started one at all, this is a Good Thing (TM).

Also, I am officially a Bleach addict, and it may soon ruin my life. If I had one. :smallannoyed:

Tempest Fennac
2009-02-25, 03:41 PM
My attention span isn't that great and I often multitask anyway, so switching between songs isn't a problem for me most of the time.

wadledo
2009-02-25, 03:42 PM
I find your avvie disturbing in ways I cannot accurately detail with mere words . . .

I find this statement to be accurate beyond mere words.

Sneak
2009-02-25, 03:44 PM
I find this statement to be accurate beyond mere words.

Actually, I think those words worked pretty well to describe how you feel about it. Especially the "beyond mere words" part.

Same goes for Curly.

TwoBitWriter
2009-02-25, 03:50 PM
I very, VERY rarely go there.

Only when I send you random links to things like Spinal Tap, right? :smalltongue:

I mainly use Youtube just to listen to music at work, music that I can choose, because my mp3 player never leaves my gym bag anymore because it sucks more to be at the gym without music then to be at work without music.

Other times, I use Accuradio.com

Sneak
2009-02-25, 03:52 PM
Sometimes I use Pandora for background music. Of course, it doesn't usually lead to much productivity, as I have to stop and write down the name of every band that comes up that I like that I hadn't heard of before.

Jibar
2009-02-25, 03:54 PM
I just watched 28 Days Later.
Damn that's good. That is really really good.
Also, I might not be sleeping tonight.
Fast zombies. Ya'know.
Didn't help that last night I had a nightmare about a version of Dead Rising with fast zombies.
...I'm a little terrified.

Kaelaroth
2009-02-25, 03:58 PM
I just watched 28 Days Later.
Damn that's good. That is really really good.
Also, I might not be sleeping tonight.
Fast zombies. Ya'know.
Didn't help that last night I had a nightmare about a version of Dead Rising with fast zombies.
...I'm a little terrified.

It's amazing, ain't it? Not only the awesome filming, the great characters, the good storyline and premise, surprisingly good acting for what's basically a horror-film, etc., but the sheer fact that "Jim" was played by the same actor who played Patrick/Kitty. THAT's amazing.

Oregano
2009-02-25, 03:58 PM
It still seems like it would be very distracting and focus-breaking to have to go to youtube to change the song every time one ends.

Which is why I normally use Shuffle. Ah, good ol' iTunes (Easier than stealing. Almost as cheap.).

You can have a playlist on Youtube though so that's slightly better. I still prefer using all the music I've ripped off my CDs though.

EDIT: 28 days later is one of my casestudies for film. by the way they're not zombies.:smalltongue:

Phaedra
2009-02-25, 03:59 PM
I used to like Pandora, before they stopped you being able to use it outside the US. Grrr.

I recently discovered the joy of playlists on YouTube. It's destroyed what little productivity I had.

Dallas-Dakota
2009-02-25, 04:05 PM
What is your project about, DD?
Wintersport vacation. Focusing on the french-swiss Les Portes Du Soleil.

I find your avvie disturbing in ways I cannot accurately detail with mere words . . .
Curly, godess of words, disturbed in ways beyond words. by mere moi? I´m flattered. I´m feeling all tingly inside now.:smallsmile::smallbiggrin:


I find this statement to be accurate beyond mere words.
:smallamused:

Jibar
2009-02-25, 04:06 PM
It's amazing, ain't it? Not only the awesome filming, the great characters, the good storyline and premise, surprisingly good acting for what's basically a horror-film, etc., but the sheer fact that "Jim" was played by the same actor who played Patrick/Kitty. THAT's amazing.

I was amazed by the thought behind it.
Most zombie films are mindless, using them for scares and as an excuse for people to go crazy.
Every character there felt real, felt believable. The film focused on the effect of it all on them, instead of the depressing bloodbath that makes up half the plots of other films.

I have a new favourite film.

Kaelaroth
2009-02-25, 04:06 PM
I was amazed by the thought behind it.
Most zombie films are mindless, using them for scares and as an excuse for people to go crazy.
Every character there felt real, felt believable. The film focused on the effect of it all on them, instead of the depressing bloodbath that makes up half the plots of other films.
I have a new favourite film.

Well, it's Danny Boyle. Beautiful realism is his thing, tchyah?

Quincunx
2009-02-25, 04:11 PM
Last.fm still works though--doesn't it have a similar concept? I don't use it myself, I just get to listen to it.

When I was watching 28 Days Later, I wondered about the dosage of the pills. The woman had a strong urge to survive--she'd just take enough sedatives to dull the inevitable and to avoid the temptation of rage--to not squander the one chance to escape by spending it at the outrage. What about the girl, with her future suddenly rewritten, to be raped and bred until she died? Was the woman considering if it would be a greater mercy to overdose the child?

UncleWolf
2009-02-25, 04:11 PM
I find your avvie disturbing in ways I cannot accurately detail with mere words . . .

I think the words "Lovecraftian Horror" fit it well.

Oregano
2009-02-25, 04:16 PM
When I was watching 28 Days Later, I wondered about the dosage of the pills. The woman had a strong urge to survive--she'd just take enough sedatives to dull the inevitable and to avoid the temptation of rage--to not squander the one chance to escape by spending it at the outrage. What about the girl, with her future suddenly rewritten, to be raped and bred until she died? Was the woman considering if it would be a greater mercy to overdose the child?

Selena was planning on overdosing Hannah so she wouldn't have to be raped. Many people would say that under the circumstances it wasn't an unreasonable choice to make.

Player_Zero
2009-02-25, 04:18 PM
Damnit... I need to know what the series n2pn converges to and also the convergence radius of an2xn and anxn wher an is defined as being 1 if n is odd and two if n is even...

And I don't want to do it because it'll take me ages to figure out and I haven't had dinner yet. ;_;

Edit: One down...

Dallas-Dakota
2009-02-25, 04:24 PM
I think the words "Lovecraftian Horror" fit it well.
Damnit, now you made me try and find up my real lovecraftian avatar with tentacles and all, but I can´t find it. Drat you Wolfbane!

Phaedra
2009-02-25, 04:24 PM
P_Z: Can't help with the maths, I'm afraid, but I'd suggest leaving it for a bit and coming back after you've eaten. Most people think better when they're relaxed and not hungry.

Is there a tutor you could email for help?

Edit: Meh, never mind. You're doing them fine anyway.

Player_Zero
2009-02-25, 04:43 PM
P_Z: Can't help with the maths, I'm afraid, but I'd suggest leaving it for a bit and coming back after you've eaten. Most people think better when they're relaxed and not hungry.

Is there a tutor you could email for help?

Edit: Meh, never mind. You're doing them fine anyway.

You'd think so... But now I'm stuck on the first one... I've tried a load of values and I can't seem to find any trick to it...

Evidentally I'm supposed to use one of the theories we've done in lectures, but I can't remember that stuff. Mostly I come to lectures too tired and hungry to pay much attention to anything anyhow.

Well at least I've had something to eat now. Chicken and chips. I wish I had some salt... Chips just don't taste the same without salt. Maybe a little vinegar here and there...

CurlyKitGirl
2009-02-25, 05:01 PM
Damnit... I need to know what the series n2pn converges to and also the convergence radius of an2xn and anxn wher an is defined as being 1 if n is odd and two if n is even...

And I don't want to do it because it'll take me ages to figure out and I haven't had dinner yet. ;_;

Edit: One down...

. . .

Lovecraftian horror . . . :eek:
Isn't it scary Sacchin? ;_;

Phaedra
2009-02-25, 05:03 PM
Hun, I worry 'bout you. You need to eat. It's vital for successful living. Step away from the maths, go find food and tea and relax for an hour. Then try working.

Also, try to eat before you go to campus. Go on. Try it. Just for me.

Oregano
2009-02-25, 05:12 PM
Hun, I worry 'bout you. You need to eat. It's vital for successful living. Step away from the maths, go find food and tea and relax for an hour. Then try working.

Also, try to eat before you go to campus. Go on. Try it. Just for me.

but Zero will become a pure mathematical entity if he devotes himself to it's study.:smalltongue:

Player_Zero
2009-02-25, 05:18 PM
Hun, I worry 'bout you. You need to eat. It's vital for successful living. Step away from the maths, go find food and tea and relax for an hour. Then try working.

Also, try to eat before you go to campus. Go on. Try it. Just for me.

Memory fail.

Also, I just ate, as I mentioned. 'Sides, I don't eat that badly. I could certainly stand to eat more and a more varied diet at the minute but it's not as though it's currently any sort of health concern.

I think a more pressing concern is why I always sneeze when I get into this bed. Just once. Every time. I have no allergies or anything, so I'm thinking it must be a vile curse.

Jibar
2009-02-25, 05:20 PM
Well, it's Danny Boyle. Beautiful realism is his thing, tchyah?

Yeah... yeah...

Hey Kael?

Let's marry Danny Boyle.

Phaedra
2009-02-25, 05:28 PM
Memory fail.

Also, I just ate, as I mentioned. 'Sides, I don't eat that badly. I could certainly stand to eat more and a more varied diet at the minute but it's not as though it's currently any sort of health concern.

I think a more pressing concern is why I always sneeze when I get into this bed. Just once. Every time. I have no allergies or anything, so I'm thinking it must be a vile curse.

Well... ok then. But I reserve the right to nag you about eating in the future. 'Cause I'm just that kind of irritating person.

The sneezing is just odd. You strange, strange child.

Oregano
2009-02-25, 05:28 PM
Yeah... yeah...

Hey Kael?

Let's marry Danny Boyle.

He's already married I think and has a daughter that's (probably don't know how old she actually is) older than me, you and Kael(not our ages put together, that'd be weird).

Player_Zero
2009-02-25, 05:30 PM
Well... ok then. But I reserve the right to nag you about eating in the future. 'Cause I'm just that kind of irritating person.

The sneezing is just odd. You strange, strange child.

You take that back! I may be a lot of things, I may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, a strange child, but I am not a porn star!

Besides, you're three years older than me. If I'm a child then you're a hag.

Phaedra
2009-02-25, 05:34 PM
You take that back! I may be a lot of things, I may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, a strange child, but I am not a porn star!

Oh, dear God. P_Z in porn. That's put an image in my mind I never wanted. Excuse me while I go bleach my brain. And maybe curl in a foetal position in a corner and whimper to myself.

Edit: I'm just too damn pretty to be a hag. But I'll take that if it means I get to keep calling you child.

Player_Zero
2009-02-25, 05:47 PM
Oh, dear God. P_Z in porn. That's put an image in my mind I never wanted. Excuse me while I go bleach my brain. And maybe curl in a foetal position in a corner and whimper to myself.

Edit: I'm just too damn pretty to be a hag. But I'll take that if it means I get to keep calling you child.

Pretty? Pretty stupid is more like it! Ah ha... Ha... Yeah. I went there.

Also, if I was gonna' be a porn star I would be the best porn star ever and there's nothing you can say to stop me! Ahahahaha!

Collin152
2009-02-25, 06:03 PM
You take that back! I may be a lot of things, I may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, a strange child, but I am not a porn star!

Besides, you're three years older than me. If I'm a child then you're a hag.

But if that's you... what am I?

Quincunx
2009-02-25, 06:05 PM
Phew, some IRC channels are dusty. Anyway, got what I ventured in there for (hefts Calculus ((Adams, 3rd Edition)) as used by Calculus for the masses! guild) and permission to use it for its intended purpose outside its intended target range (whacks Player_Zero on the head with it) and if that doesn't do the trick, I'll borrow the Unix manual--after all, where there's no sense, there's no feeling!

Player_Zero
2009-02-25, 06:10 PM
*Hits with book*

How the heck is that supposed to help?


But if that's you... what am I?

A codfish.

Kaelaroth
2009-02-25, 06:14 PM
Yeah... yeah...

Hey Kael?

Let's marry Danny Boyle.

*googles the aforementioned prospective life-partner* :smallsigh:
He's married.

...

To multi-sexual trans-age polygamy!

Lyesmith
2009-02-25, 06:39 PM
To multi-sexual trans-age polygamy!

I leave for ten minutes, and you come up with this.

Really.
*Dissapointedface*

Recaiden
2009-02-25, 07:28 PM
This is what comes of having multiple tabs.:smallsigh:
@V: What would be more disturbing is if Rutskarn was the other person on that disk.

Rutskarn
2009-02-25, 09:06 PM
I, for one, would want to see pornography with P_Z in it.

By which I mean, I would want to see it on a disc.

On a desk in front of me.

In a case labeled "Do Not Open Under Any Motherlovin' Circumstances."

Just so I have that last little proof, that final, soothing, reassurance. Just so I know that John Proctor and Nietzsche were right.

GOD IS DEAD.

Also, so I would have evidence to give to the authorities. Also people I didn't like.

Although come to think of it, I'm not sure there's anyone I don't like that much.

Coidzor
2009-02-25, 09:27 PM
I'm reminded of that little shipfic I wrote a while back there now...

If anyone wants to play around with the idea, you're more than welcome. :smalltongue:

Rutskarn
2009-02-25, 09:28 PM
Yeah, and expect retaliation to come on swift wings.

DraPrime
2009-02-25, 09:58 PM
I love randomely looking into this thread every once in a while. I see the greatest stuff, such as a discussion about P_Z as a pornstar :smallbiggrin:

And I would totally be a better pornstar.

Recaiden
2009-02-25, 10:21 PM
I love randomely looking into this thread every once in a while. I see the greatest stuff, such as a discussion about P_Z as a pornstar :smallbiggrin:

And I would totally be a better pornstar.

I can't get the idea of a steak as a pornstar out of my head. Such a terrible, terrible idea. One of the playground's more disturbing outputs.

Collin152
2009-02-25, 10:26 PM
I could be a porn star, but sometimes I don't show up on film.

Rutskarn
2009-02-25, 10:27 PM
I can't get the idea of a steak as a pornstar out of my head. Such a terrible, terrible idea. One of the playground's more disturbing outputs.

Hell, I can top THAT.

How about...a bucket of chum as a...

Okay, I can't even finish that. Let's, let's change the subject.

So. Dentists.

What's the worst part of a dentist's visit?

DraPrime
2009-02-25, 10:59 PM
I can't get the idea of a steak as a pornstar out of my head. Such a terrible, terrible idea. One of the playground's more disturbing outputs.

Why does no one remember that I'm originally a silver angel? Besides, being a steak wouldn't make it bad. It means I have some big, fine, juicy meat. Aleat useful for a male pornstar :smallwink:

Recaiden
2009-02-25, 11:01 PM
Definitely the numbness. That or the horrible pain in your teeth.
@^:Lies, you have always been a steak. It is retroactively the truth.

Collin152
2009-02-25, 11:03 PM
So. Dentists.

What's the worst part of a dentist's visit?

THat you go through all that effort for about 20 minutes worth of clean teeth. It's all an excercise in futility, I tells ya!

Phase
2009-02-25, 11:03 PM
Hell, I can top THAT.

How about...a bucket of chum as a...

Okay, I can't even finish that. Let's, let's change the subject.

So. Dentists.

What's the worst part of a dentist's visit?

Ugh, the scraping of the plaque from those hard to reach teeth, definitely.

In other news, I want someone to make an animated musical about the playground, wherein our protagonist visits the various famous threads, each of which having an amusing musical number sung by frequent posters. Someone must do this.

Dragonrider
2009-02-25, 11:04 PM
My dentist once told me that "if the stuff we give you taste good, it couldn't possibly work, which is why they make everything as foul as possible." XD

DraPrime
2009-02-25, 11:06 PM
Nonsense. My first avatar was the silver angel that this catmuffin avatar is based offof. I think I've only even had that steak avatar for a year now, and I've been using it on and off since then. And as I said before, big meat is a good thing.

And can I sig the following quote? It is pure gold.


I can't get the idea of a steak as a pornstar out of my head.

Collin152
2009-02-25, 11:06 PM
Ugh, the scraping of the plaque from those hard to reach teeth, definitely.

In other news, I want someone to make an animated musical about the playground, wherein our protagonist visits the various famous threads, each of which having an amusing musical number sung by frequent posters. Someone must do this.

If only I could work flash... I would totally do this, yo.

Assassin89
2009-02-25, 11:08 PM
Ugh, the scraping of the plaque from those hard to reach teeth, definitely.


I don't like the scraping of the plaque either. the scratching is kind of unnerving.

Recaiden
2009-02-25, 11:16 PM
Nonsense. My first avatar was the silver angel that this catmuffin avatar is based offof. I think I've only even had that steak avatar for a year now, and I've been using it on and off since then. And as I said before, big meat is a good thing.
And can I sig the following quote? It is pure gold.

Go ahead. And no it wasn't:smalltongue: And we need someone to sing Supagoof's WW and birthday songs, and some new ones for the musical. And I'm sure there's a good songfic we can use.

Dragonrider
2009-02-25, 11:18 PM
Go ahead. And no it wasn't:smalltongue: And we need someone to sing Supagoof's WW and birthday songs, and some new ones for the musical. And I'm sure there's a good songfic we can use.

:smallbiggrin: The thought that you used to be a shy RBer fills me with amusement. O awesome one.

Alleine
2009-02-25, 11:18 PM
All of it. My teeth are fine. Never had a cavity or anything. I brush as well as I can and floss when I feel the need. There's pretty much no reason for me to go to the dentist.
All they do is tell me "good job" and now it's even more pointless because they don't need to give me flouride anymore. Blech.

DraPrime
2009-02-25, 11:19 PM
If a musical version of one of FF Fanboy's fanfics involving me is made, I think I'll have to shoot to kill. :smallmad:

Recaiden
2009-02-25, 11:24 PM
Cieka's birthday song=Happy Birthday threads,

this song (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0445.html)= OOTS discussion
One of Rob Balder's songs is Erfworld subforums
THe Transylvania Polygnostic Fight Song (http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/fun/fightsong.php) is Webcomics.
A songfic is shipping-itp

The Fun House song is Stuctured games,
Flying in a Blue Dream by Joe Satriani is Free Form Roleplaying.

What other ideas do people have?

The real worst part of going to the dentist is the wait.

Jack Squat
2009-02-25, 11:28 PM
All of it. My teeth are fine. Never had a cavity or anything. I brush as well as I can and floss when I feel the need. There's pretty much no reason for me to go to the dentist.
All they do is tell me "good job" and now it's even more pointless because they don't need to give me flouride anymore. Blech.

Last time I went to the dentist, I was told to keep doing what I was doing, that I was the "model for healthy teeth" (sans plaque stains that I can't get rid of).

Up to that day, I had forgotten to brush my teeth for somewhere between 2 weeks and a month. Go figure.

Sneak
2009-02-25, 11:35 PM
My dentist always used to seem disappointed and tell me to brush more, but last year she told me I was doing a great job.

Odd, especially since that was the one year that I usually only brushed my teeth once a day, and didn't do it at all some days.

Dental cleanliness is inversely proportional to how much you brush?

Coidzor
2009-02-25, 11:48 PM
I seem to be the best about brushing in my family... so take that as you will. :smallannoyed: So the dentists have always complimented me on that.

Except my aunt is also a dentist. I still have nightmares of her ripping out my teeth with some kind of implement that I can't even look at because I'm 6 years old again with a horribly infected, decaying tooth that's rooted in deep and diseased and will kill me but it hurts so bad to have it ripped out of my head and argh.... *shudder* Nightmares are bad.

She really did pull one of my teeth as a kid. I had an extra incisor in my top row of teeth and it got chipped and got a bacterial infection so it had to go.

As a result, I now have nightmares about my aunt as well as nightmares where all of my teeth shatter in a very cartoonish manner.

All so I have to brush my teeth before I can sleep at night in order to ward off the nightmares and the imagined feeling of being able to feel my teeth rot away in my mouth.

So I'd say the worst part was the guilt, or when the dental hygenist decides to slip and scrape/puncture your gums.

Alleine
2009-02-25, 11:48 PM
Agh! Dentists are frustrating. I'm glad other people think the same way I do.
To me the dentist is about as useful as the doctors, only I have to go to the dentist for some reason. The only times I go to the doctor's office is if something is drastically and obviously wrong.

EDIT: Super worst part is when they STAB YOU IN THE GUMS WITH A SHARPENED METAL IMPLEMENT. Then they say you should floss more so that your gums won't bleed. I'm wondering how flossing will make my gums resist being stabbed. In a trial of flesh vs steel, steel wins. Flossing or no.
*grumbles*

Rutskarn
2009-02-26, 12:28 AM
No, see, the worst part is the damn whizzing toothbrush.

1.) Get a whizzing instrument.

2.) Attach on the end of it a caked, vile substance like plaster from Satan's crappy first apartment. Make it as chalky, unpleasant, and foul-tasting as science allows.

3.) Proceed to apply it to the teeth of the subject until the gunk is an inch deep. Since they're leaning backwards, it'll pool up with their saliva. Oh, and tell them not to swallow. It's hilarious watching their look of torment.

4.) Instead of letting them get it out of their teeth the quick, natural, and sensible way (spitting), use a few expensive, complicated, and slow tools to rinse, then dry, the teeth.

UncleWolf
2009-02-26, 01:54 AM
It is time for me to go to bed.

Good night, and hunt well.

Nychta
2009-02-26, 01:57 AM
'Night Wolfbane.

My uncle's a dentist. I'm okay with dentists, but not dental hygenists. I don't know what metal was in her tools but I must have been allergic to it because wherever she slipped and cut my gums, I had painful swelling the next day.

She slipped a lot, too.

Also: Essay. Lord of the Flies. Do not want!

Dallas-Dakota
2009-02-26, 03:16 AM
Ah dentists.....Weird thing in my life.
Until up this month, I had not gone for around, three years I think.

Apparently I have good teeth, considering that I didn´t go to the dentist for three years, but still bad.

Also I chipped one of my front teeth of around three times. There´s now a a scary black spot in it in the part that was restored.

Or was that where I hid my superweapons...It might be, would explain why I haven´t been able to find them:smalltongue:

banjo1985
2009-02-26, 04:34 AM
Ah dentists...don't like at all. Had to have four teeth out at once when I was 14, you might not believe this but apparently my mouth was too small for all my teeth. :smalltongue:

Doesn't help that I have to have some weird foul tasting muck before I have any type of anaesthetic, so when I have work done on my teeth I'm hanging around for hours.

Dallas-Dakota
2009-02-26, 04:37 AM
Another weird match between us, my mouth is apparently also too small.

banjo1985
2009-02-26, 04:40 AM
Another weird match between us, my mouth is apparently also too small.

Now that I do not believe :smalltongue:

I could do with going to the dentist I think, or at least a mouth specialist. I've got a mouth full of ulcers from work related stress. :smalleek:

Lucky
2009-02-26, 04:42 AM
Ah dentists...don't liek at all. Had to have four teeth out at once when I was 14, you might not believe this but apparently my mouth was too small for all my teeth. :smalltongue:


I had the exact opposite problem with my mouth, I actually had one too few teeth, so my orthodontist had to shuffle all my teeth around to fill the gap.

That sucked. :smallannoyed:

Dihan
2009-02-26, 04:47 AM
I had a mouth too small for my teeth... So my uncle, not wanting to take out any teeth, stretched my mouth with a brace.

Dallas-Dakota
2009-02-26, 05:01 AM
Now that I do not believe :smalltongue::
You wouldn´t believe that the truth is, in RL I´m zombie-like and pretty silent usually.

banjo1985
2009-02-26, 05:11 AM
I had the exact opposite problem with my mouth, I actually had one too few teeth, so my orthodontist had to shuffle all my teeth around to fill the gap.

That sucked. :smallannoyed:

Not good at all. I ended up with four gaps and 18 months in some rather stylish braces...as if high school wasn't hard enough. :smalltongue:

Also, Dallas, I don't care what you say here or on MSN, I still don't believe you. :smallbiggrin:

Player_Zero
2009-02-26, 05:19 AM
I don't mind going to the dentist. Usually the guy is quite nice and rather strangely enough every dentist I've ever visited has had two young, attractive female assistants.

Also my teeth are fine.

Going to the barber's though? Hate that more than something I really hate! Horrible place..

Phase
2009-02-26, 06:26 AM
I think my personal dislike of dentists stems from my first dentist, a cruel, sadistic man who took pleasure from my pain. My current dentist is nice, actually.

DraPrime
2009-02-26, 06:28 AM
'Night Wolfbane.

My uncle's a dentist. I'm okay with dentists, but not dental hygenists. I don't know what metal was in her tools but I must have been allergic to it because wherever she slipped and cut my gums, I had painful swelling the next day.

She slipped a lot, too.

Also: Essay. Lord of the Flies. Do not want!

If you have a facebook look up the group called "the greatest lord of the flies essay." There might be some slight variation on that name, as I don't remember it too well. Anyways, read the essay and let it inspire you.

randman22222
2009-02-26, 07:47 AM
I don't much like the dentist, just because it's boring and I can't think straight with someone probing my mouth, but I really don't like needles when I have to go to the doctor. When I get jabbed, I typically go into minor shock. :smalleek:

Player_Zero
2009-02-26, 08:18 AM
Still can't work out to what the hell the series ∑n2xn converges (from n=0 to infinity). Assuming |x|<1...

The ratio between terms is (n+1)2x/n2 = x + 2x/n + 1/n2 but it isn't a simple geometric series so how am I supposed to calculate it?

I mean if it were just normal then you'd have x / (1 - (n+1)2x/n2) but you can't really take the limit of that since each n depends on the term of the series.

Do I have to work in ∑a2 = a(a+1)(2a+1)/6 somewhere?

Assassin89
2009-02-26, 08:28 AM
Still can't work out to what the hell the series ∑n2xn converges (from n=0 to infinity). Assuming |x|<1...

The ratio between terms is (n+1)2x/n2 = x + 2x/n + 1/n2 but it isn't a simple geometric series so how am I supposed to calculate it?

I mean if it were just normal then you'd have x / (1 - (n+1)2x/n2) but you can't really take the limit of that since each n depends on the term of the series.
I think it converges to x, as you take the limit of the ratio as n approaches infinity. By factoring out an x and taking the derivative of each term in the ratio twice, you get 2/2 which equals one and since the limit as n approaches infinity of 1 is 1, the answer is x.

Player_Zero
2009-02-26, 08:30 AM
No it ain't.

Counter example: anything.

0.5 + 4*(0.5^2) + more positive terms =/= 0.5

The ratio between terms converges to x, but that isn't what I'm trying to find.

Oh well. I've gota' hand it in now anyhow, finished or not.

Coidzor
2009-02-26, 08:50 AM
You wouldn´t believe that the truth is, in RL I´m zombie-like and pretty silent usually.

Except when you're sobbing softly, right? *turns off his flashlight and readies an RPG*

Sorry about your math woes there, P_Z. :smallfrown: All I can think about when I see squares is parabolas which isn't very useful and I don't think applicable.

Quincunx
2009-02-26, 09:00 AM
I know it's n, but I can't (and frankly never have been able to) offer the proof.

For any given value of n, n squared would be. . .well, n squared.
For any given value of n, with the absolute value of x being less than one, would be a very tiny number influenced by n.

The very tiny number influenced by n would be what you get when you divide one by n.

N squared times this very tiny number would be enough to cancel out one n, leaving n.

What I would not give for a caret key at this moment. . .

Plugging in a few numbers to make sure I'm on the right track:

n = 1
1 squared = 1. X to the power of 1 = x. ...X. This may be a problem. Set it aside for now.
. . .of course I could READ that it's a lesser than symbol, not a lesser-or-equal symbol. Scratch.

n = 0
Multiply by 0, get 0.

n = 3, plug in some values of X:
X = 0.99
3 squared = 9. X to the power of 3 = .970more. ... 8.732more.
X = 0.5
3 squared = 9. X to the power of 3 = 0.125. ... 1.125
X = 0.1
3 squared = 9. X to the power of 3 = 0.001. ... 0.009

X = -.99
3 squared = 9. X to the power of 3 = -.970more ... -8.732more

. . .

Er. . .

I think it's converging to zero.

[EDIT: And this is why I plug in numbers before writing down my final answer.]

Dallas-Dakota
2009-02-26, 09:16 AM
Except when you're sobbing softly, right? *turns off his flashlight and readies an RPG*.
*sets up RPG with*
I haven't....I haven't cried in years....I just can't....

Sneak
2009-02-26, 09:30 AM
You wouldn´t believe that the truth is, in RL I´m zombie-like and pretty silent usually.

:smalleek:

IRL I usually alternate between "tired and want to be left alone" and "obnoxious and talkative." I like to think I'm a bit funnier but a bit less witty IRL, if that makes sense.

You didn't think I could get any less witty, did you.

Oh, were you wrong. :smallamused:

@^: You too!?

Coidzor
2009-02-26, 09:38 AM
:smallyuk: One of those male things, I think. Mine starts to shut down its tear ducts the moment it realizes they get activated. Rather weird.

Not sure when it started, really, but it was sometime after puberty.:smallconfused:

In other news. How pathetic is it that I just had two nightmares separated by the gray-white nothingness last night about being infested by giant spiders ala the Zerg? I'm thinking pretty bad.

Rutskarn
2009-02-26, 10:27 AM
Eh, I can cry if ah want to, cry if ah want to, cry if ah want to.

Seriously, though, I can be emotional at times. Not afraid to admit it.

Coidzor: Pathetic? Or Pathawesome?

randman22222
2009-02-26, 10:29 AM
Heh, I cry at weird times. Not sure what it is. It seems that when I'm happy about something I thought would never happen, I'm likely to cry, and when a character in a book that you're not meant to sympathise with dies in some dramatic way, then I cry. I'm weird that way. :smallconfused:

Sneak
2009-02-26, 10:35 AM
I don't think I've ever cried because of physical pain in my llfe.

blackfox
2009-02-26, 10:46 AM
I think I have, but I think I was about 4. I remember being little and deciding that I didn't need to cry whenever I fell and scraped myself. And of course now I break bones and stuff and don't notice... :smallconfused:

Player_Zero
2009-02-26, 10:51 AM
Then your course is clear. Brutal torture.

Also... Converging to n? What're you on? ...I suppose I should specify that this is the series as n -> Infinity. And I did in fact.

Anywho, I can now prove that the integral between -inf. and inf. of e-x2 = pi1/2. This is neat because there is absolutely no elementary way of expressing the integral of e-x2 as anything else than, well, saying 'the integral of e-x2'. (You could use the error function to define it, but that would be exactly the same thing.)

DraPrime
2009-02-26, 11:00 AM
I don't think I've ever cried because of physical pain in my llfe.

Not even when you were little?

randman22222
2009-02-26, 11:00 AM
Then your course is clear. Brutal torture.

Also... Converging to n? What're you on? ...I suppose I should specify that this is the series as n -> Infinity. And I did in fact.

Anywho, I can now prove that the integral between -inf. and inf. of e-x2 = pi1/2. This is neat because there is absolutely no elementary way of expressing the integral of e-x2 as anything else than, well, saying 'the integral of e-x2'. (You could use the error function to define it, but that would be exactly the same thing.)

What level of maths are you studying? :smallconfused:
I wonder, because I'm in IB HL Maths, which is the highest the IB program offers, and the stuff you do still seems a bit above our level.

Player_Zero
2009-02-26, 11:12 AM
What level of maths are you studying? :smallconfused:
I wonder, because I'm in IB HL Maths, which is the highest the IB program offers, and the stuff you do still seems a bit above our level.

1st year undergraduate stuff. Also, I'm in the university would requires the highest qualifications for entrance excluding Cambridge because they smell and require you to go to interviews or something... I dunno, I never bothered finding out. But yeah, a mostly maths specialised university.

Also, I wouldn't say that finding the point to which a series converges is very complex at all compared to some of the epsilon-delta stuff we do.

Phaedra
2009-02-26, 11:18 AM
IB? International Baccaleureate or another IB education-related acronym?

I cry rather pathetically often. Not so much at physical pain, though that may just be because I haven't hurt myself badly since... well... ever, really. But at movies and books and stuff. I'm a bit soft. It's more socially acceptable though, what with me being a lass. It's a bit sexist really.

@P_Z: Yay for avoiding Cambridge! I laugh in the face of their unjustified reputation.

blackfox
2009-02-26, 11:23 AM
Also, I wouldn't say that finding the point to which a series converges is very complex at all compared to some of the epsilon-delta stuff we do.*retroactive Calc 3 asplosion* :smallannoyed:

I remember that from last year. It was terrifying. I think I got an 82 on that test.

But the rest of Calc 3 was fun, especially because of the general lack of paying attention.

Neko Toast
2009-02-26, 11:24 AM
Man, it looks nice out... and the weather says we're supposed to get 3-5 inches of snow later today... *headdesk*

I guess the groundhog saw its shadow this year, because spring still hasn't come.

Thufir
2009-02-26, 11:26 AM
Yes, who is this
whose god-like grace
proclaims he comes from outer space...?

Patience is finished. 'twas fun. I could happily do it a few more times.
After-show party was also fun, though at one point it seemed I was too inebriated to hold on to most of the popcorn I was trying to eat.
Oh, and I only got 4 hours sleep, in a sleeping bag on a friend's floor. I may be a bit dead tomorrow. Or I may sleep in and miss all my lectures. Again.

Player_Zero
2009-02-26, 11:27 AM
What level of maths are you studying? :smallconfused:
I wonder, because I'm in IB HL Maths, which is the highest the IB program offers, and the stuff you do still seems a bit above our level.

After cursory examination of your syllabus the content of your course is roughly equivalent to the content of the A level maths course with a few elements of the further maths course thrown in and a few elements of the original course thrown out. Though I don't see any mechanics in there which I believe is pretty universal in most Sixth Forms and Colleges here.

Dragonrider
2009-02-26, 11:34 AM
The other night I had a dream my mom died and woke up SOBBING. It was very strange because (I know it sounds weird, but) I have lots of dreams about people dying and usually I'm incredibly blase about it, both in the dream and when I wake up. And that includes dreams about MYSELF dying. But this one was so vivid that after I woke up I couldn't stop crying and I lay there mentally calculating the effect my mother's death would have on my life.

Then I realized it was a dream. :smalltongue:

But anyway...yeah, I don't cry much. Except, apparently, the other night.

Kneenibble
2009-02-26, 11:48 AM
Yes, who is this
whose god-like grace
proclaims he comes from outer space...?

Patience is finished. 'twas fun. I could happily do it a few more times.
After-show party was also fun, though at one point it seemed I was too inebriated to hold on to most of the popcorn I was trying to eat.
Oh, and I only got 4 hours sleep, in a sleeping bag on a friend's floor. I may be a bit dead tomorrow. Or I may sleep in and miss all my lectures. Again.

Egads, man, I can only guess (dream) what an operatic cast party is like. The visual you have implied about soggy popcorn antics is very charming. What does the gracious Thufir put in his cups?

randman22222
2009-02-26, 12:03 PM
The other night I had a dream my mom died and woke up SOBBING. It was very strange because (I know it sounds weird, but) I have lots of dreams about people dying and usually I'm incredibly blase about it, both in the dream and when I wake up. And that includes dreams about MYSELF dying. But this one was so vivid that after I woke up I couldn't stop crying and I lay there mentally calculating the effect my mother's death would have on my life.

Then I realized it was a dream. :smalltongue:

But anyway...yeah, I don't cry much. Except, apparently, the other night.

:smalleek:
That reminds me. I had a dream that left me shell shocked for two hours, and made me want to vomit. It involved me as some sort of international police agent, and I went to some hideout in south east Asia where there were experimenting on humans. I came across some recordings, and my imagination made it very graphic.

I don't want that dream ever again.

Thufir
2009-02-26, 12:07 PM
Egads, man, I can only guess (dream) what an operatic cast party is like.

The content of our parties seems to vary a fair bit. I've heard things about the ones before I joined the society: games of spin the bottle and the director trying to make out with like, half the cast or something.
Then last year saw breakdancing from one chorus member, accompanied by beatboxing, which then turned into a dance remix of one of the trios from The Mikado, and our stage manager taking the title of society gay chicken champion.
And then this time, there was much dancing, and singing along to whatever music was playing at the time. Interestingly, I was singing the female stuff at pitch, and some of the male stuff up the octave. It was just more comfortable, somehow. I love being a tenor.
The only common themes in these parties are alcohol and singing. Oh, and gossip. We gossip like anything.


The visual you have implied about soggy popcorn antics is very charming.

Wasn't soggy. I just dropped it on the floor, my co-ordination being a bit dubious at this point.


What does the gracious Thufir put in his cups?

I mostly drink smirnoff ice. It tastes good, and I'm fairly lightweight, so 3 bottles or less is enough to make me merry. :smallbiggrin:

Sub_Zero
2009-02-26, 12:10 PM
My dreams are generally quite dull. I normally dream that I go through a normal day and stuff happens. It's usually about an hour after I wake up that I realise this didn't all happen. Sometimes I never really realise though and a week after think things like "didn't I have an exam in this a week ago" before realising it was only a dream. Then when I think about the dream I can't remember any details. That's only the dreams I remember though

blackfox
2009-02-26, 12:14 PM
My dreams are generally quite dull. I normally dream that I go through a normal day and stuff happens. It's usually about an hour after I wake up that I realise this didn't all happen.Whoa... I thought I was the only one who did this. I'll dream that I'll be talking with my friends or my teachers or something or that I ate breakfast or missed the bus or forgot my assignment... it's wierd.

Of course, I also have dreams involving high-speed flying not-car chases, things with tentacles, nuclear bombs... :smallconfused:

Kneenibble
2009-02-26, 12:20 PM
Thufirrus,
I meant the antician was soggy, not the popcorn. :3

Thank you for the exposition. As I've said before, I like you.

Cristo Meyers
2009-02-26, 12:25 PM
Oh, we're back to dreams? My, my, the cycle seems to move ever-faster these days...

I'm either completely mundane or surreal. The mundane ones have me more and more convinced that I'm not actually dreaming but rather looking into all the different ways my life may have turned out depending on what happened differently. Apparently I'd get around more, that much is sure...

Then we have the surreal: talking plants named Phil playing 40K in the bathtub.

...no, I was not drinking that night...

Player_Zero
2009-02-26, 12:26 PM
I dream mostly about being more intelligent or somesuch other improvement or some sort of superpower and then run scenarios based on recent events around this. For example I often dream of being able to create any object I wish out of thin air.

When it's not a dream about that then it's a woefully adolescent story of twue wuv.

Also, when my back is cold while I sleep, such as when I do not cover myself fully with the duvet, I have nightmares. Every time.

Sub_Zero
2009-02-26, 12:36 PM
I dream mostly about being more intelligent or somesuch other improvement or some sort of superpower and then run scenarios based on recent events around this. For example I often dream of being able to create any object I wish out of thin air.

When it's not a dream about that then it's a woefully adolescent story of twue wuv.

Also, when my back is cold while I sleep, such as when I do not cover myself fully with the duvet, I have nightmares. Every time.

I can't remember when I last had a nightmare. I just don't get them

Thufir
2009-02-26, 12:38 PM
Whoa... I thought I was the only one who did this. I'll dream that I'll be talking with my friends or my teachers or something or that I ate breakfast or missed the bus or forgot my assignment... it's wierd.

I do that as well. I'll be sitting at the computer browsing facebook, and think, 'Oh yeah, I should talk to [RL friend] about that... No wait, that was in my dream. DAMNIT.'

@Kneenibble: The word 'antician' does not appear in my dictionary. What's it mean?
And I like you also.

Kneenibble
2009-02-26, 12:43 PM
I made the word up. Like, the person doing the antics.

Thufir
2009-02-26, 12:51 PM
I made the word up. Like, the person doing the antics.

's a good word.
Hmm. In fact, I was also literally soggy, because someone spilled a drink on me. Took me a while to notice though.

Player_Zero
2009-02-26, 12:59 PM
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Dallas-Dakota
2009-02-26, 01:01 PM
The other night I had a dream my mom died and woke up SOBBING. It was very strange because (I know it sounds weird, but) I have lots of dreams about people dying and usually I'm incredibly blase about it, both in the dream and when I wake up. And that includes dreams about MYSELF dying. But this one was so vivid that after I woke up I couldn't stop crying and I lay there mentally calculating the effect my mother's death would have on my life.

Then I realized it was a dream. :smalltongue:

But anyway...yeah, I don't cry much. Except, apparently, the other night.
Aww'd. *hugs*

Lots of people? Even me?

If yes, I wanna know how I died...

Dreams..When I was young, I used to have nightmares about me falling into the gap between a ship and shore while walking on a plank onto the ship, but I would fall of and fall down between the wall of the coast and the ship hull.
But that stopped coming years ago.
Also, I come from a family of shippers(Heheh, don't confuse that for the people writing in the shipping thread) on my mothers side. So I've boarded ships plenty of time, though not lived on them...

Dragonrider
2009-02-26, 01:35 PM
I don't normally participate in the dream discussions, but I seem to have started one this time. By accident. :smalltongue: It was because of the crying talk....

DD: You've never died in one of my dreams THAT I CAN REMEMBER, but I have had Playground dreams with a lot of the people round here.

TwoBitWriter
2009-02-26, 01:39 PM
but I have had Playground dreams with a lot of the people round here.

:smallbiggrin:

People like? :smallwink:
Oh... and I'm still waiting for your PM response, DeeRee!

Cristo Meyers
2009-02-26, 01:40 PM
DD: You've never died in one of my dreams THAT I CAN REMEMBER, but I have had Playground dreams with a lot of the people round here.

Those are always freakin' weird...

TwoBitWriter
2009-02-26, 01:45 PM
I talked about one of the playgrounder dreams I had, right Cristo?

The one where I was trying to climb the fire escape in the rain?

Cristo Meyers
2009-02-26, 01:53 PM
I wouldn't know. My memory of things that happened before lunchtime is kinda fuzzy...

Dr. Bath
2009-02-26, 01:55 PM
My dreams contain either wolves cross-bred with deinonychus attacking me (they can open doors and be hairy monsters) or the all-encompasing abyss staring at me. One or the other.

People saying they don't cry are lying. Lying forever.

Dallas-Dakota
2009-02-26, 01:58 PM
Hmm, the only dream that I can remember that had playgrounders was me setting fire to goverment buildings, schools and all that stuff with FoE and BRC...

TwoBitWriter
2009-02-26, 02:04 PM
I wouldn't know. My memory of things that happened before lunchtime is kinda fuzzy...

Eh, it wasn't anything exciting.

Me and a few playgrounders were having a party, and we were going to hang out at my apartment (and I lived in New York City, for some reason) but I had locked my keys inside my apartment, and it was raining and I tried to climb the fire escape to get into my place.

Meanwhile, the people waiting for me to let them in were yelloing encouragements at me.

Weird.

Player_Zero
2009-02-26, 02:26 PM
People saying they don't cry are lying. Lying forever.

What about those of us who have had their souls ground down into a fine powder then tossed to the wind due to state schooling followed by day-after-day monotony of mind-numbing lectures and defensive isolation leaving us lifeless and hollow as a circle of bark?

I ask because a friend wants to know.

CurlyKitGirl
2009-02-26, 02:29 PM
I had a dream/alternate version of history that I actually wrote into a history essay. Then I realised what had happened and had to rewrite four A4 pages worth of essay.
Shippers'll know about the IStLY series, for those who don't know; it's set in and around the tenth century AD on the borders of Byzantium and another empire. There's wars and magic and epic romance and creepy stuff.
So I pretty much fabricated the entire history of Europe up to the Second Crusade based upon the outcome of the wars going on in that series.
Mmmm; three hundred odd years of history.
When I woke up it was the day before it was due in, so Sunday, and I just wrote what I'd created. It was not at all similar in most ways to real history.
I was most miffed.
Especially when I ended up talking of Alarra of Puddings instead of Eleanor of Aquitaine and it hit me, then and there what I'd done.
By the by, if the first crusade really happened in that world the crusaders really wouldn't have made it that far. They kind of got stuck just outside Constantinople and . . . bad things happened.
Then they sailed around.
But the bad things.

Such a vivid dream. And I even had history books on the history that I was referencing when I was writing my essay.
Ficitious history books.

Dr. Bath
2009-02-26, 02:31 PM
What about those of us who have had their souls ground down into a fine powder then tossed to the wind due to state schooling followed by day-after-day monotony of mind-numbing lectures and defensive isolation leaving us lifeless and hollow as a circle of bark?

I ask because a friend wants to know.

No, they're lying about crying too. Unless they've lost their eyes due to having them ground down into a fine powder then tossed to the wind due to state schooling followed by day-after-day monotony of mind-numbing lectures and defensive isolation leaving the eye-sockets lifeless and hollow as a circle of bark.

Player_Zero
2009-02-26, 02:40 PM
No, they're lying about crying too. Unless they've lost their eyes due to having them ground down into a fine powder then tossed to the wind due to state schooling followed by day-after-day monotony of mind-numbing lectures and defensive isolation leaving the eye-sockets lifeless and hollow as a circle of bark.

What about if they're just really happy people?

Fredthefighter
2009-02-26, 02:53 PM
HELLO PLAYGROUND!
I just got back from London and I must say, London (Or at least the West End) is amazing, so much culture in one place, it's astounding.
I saw Joseph and his amazing coloured dreamcoat, it was excellent, especially the jamaican guy who sang "Not him, not he, how you can accuse him is a mystery. Save him, take me, Benjamin is greater than the top of tree".
Then I saw Wicked (Wizard of Oz prequel) and it was even better, simply wonderful, Bock turning into The Tin Man, Fierro turning into The Scarecrow, Garlinda (The "ar" is silent) the Good being a moron, all good fun.
So how is everybody?

Dr. Bath
2009-02-26, 03:00 PM
What about if they're just really happy people?

Well, still no. There are three types of tears: basal, reflex and psychic. Basal are the ones that keeps your eyes moist, reflex are yawning/irritants/etc. and psychic are the emotional ones.

You could argue that only the emotional response is crying, but if there are tears in your eyes, you are crying. So, yeah. Everyone cries, unless they want their eyes to shrivel up and die. You don't have a choice.

@^ You have ruined a play I never wanted to see for me, I am shocked and appalled. Shocked. And appalled.

DraPrime
2009-02-26, 03:15 PM
So I have a question for you strange internet people. But first the backstory!

So today in math class, I didn't have my homework because I didn't do it. The teacher didn't check to see if anyone had it, except me. She just came up to me and said "Dan, have you got your homework?" So, I do kind of have a history of being inconsistant when it comes to doing my homework. So my question is, am I justified in being mad at her for singling me out, or is it all right because of my record? My ego dictates that I am right, but I don't think my ego has ever not supported me. Not even when I threw a baby into a trash compacted and set it to "extra crushed."

Fredthefighter
2009-02-26, 03:15 PM
Well, still no. There are three types of tears: basal, reflex and psychic. Basal are the ones that keeps your eyes moist, reflex are yawning/irritants/etc. and psychic are the emotional ones.

You could argue that only the emotional response is crying, but if there are tears in your eyes, you are crying. So, yeah. Everyone cries, unless they want their eyes to shrivel up and die. You don't have a choice.

@^ You have ruined a play I never wanted to see for me, I am shocked and appalled. Shocked. And appalled.

Which play were you referring to? And if you never wanted to see it, how can I have ruined it?
Now I have to find a clever way out of this.
There are two doors and on each door is a puzzle.
The puzzle on the first door is a word puzzle, it says "Ask yourself, what is the opposite of opposite?"
The second puzzle is also a word puzzle, it says "What colour does a Smurf turn when we choke it?"


@^: Your name is Dan?
I would say considering your record and that she is a teacher, she has the right to single you out, but still shouldn't, she should ask to see you after class and then talk to you about it then.

Dallas-Dakota
2009-02-26, 04:12 PM
It's Londen!
Not London, that just sounds silly.

Dragonrider
2009-02-26, 04:15 PM
I saw Joseph and his amazing coloured dreamcoat, it was excellent, especially the jamaican guy who sang "Not him, not he, how you can accuse him is a mystery. Save him, take me, Benjamin is greater than the top of tree".

I think it's called Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat? At least, it is in the US. I know this because one of my friends was in it (the best high school production I had ever seen) as Simeon. :smalltongue:

Dr. Bath
2009-02-26, 04:16 PM
It's Londen!
Not London, that just sounds silly.

You just sound silly. =.=

You've ruined the idea of it, Fred. I could've made it all up myself if you hadn't gone and told me elements of the plot. And then I would've gone and seen it in my head. Now what will I do on the tube, Fred? Not make up plays based only on their title? You make me sick, with your beatnik ways.

Sub_Zero
2009-02-26, 04:18 PM
I think it's called Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat? At least, it is in the US. I know this because one of my friends was in it (the best high school production I had ever seen) as Simeon. :smalltongue:

I believe that's what it's called here too. We even had a televisio competition to decide who the lead role would be.

@ DragonPrime: She probably shouldn't single you out. But I guess the lesson to be learned here is to always do your homework (coming from someone who just spent his evening catching up on homework that should've been done over a week ago)

mangosta71
2009-02-26, 04:19 PM
I think it's called Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat? At least, it is in the US. I know this because one of my friends was in it (the best high school production I had ever seen) as Simeon. :smalltongue:

Yeah, I was in the marching band in high school and one year we did a selection of songs from it as our half-time show. Do you have any idea how weird it is to march in 3/4?

Sub_Zero
2009-02-26, 04:21 PM
Yeah, I was in the marching band in high school and one year we did a selection of songs from it as our half-time show. Do you have any idea how weird it is to march in 3/4?

no, I have no idea as I'm not someone who's ever marched before. How weird is it exactly, on a scale of 1 to 10?

DraPrime
2009-02-26, 04:24 PM
Your name is Dan?

Indeed it is. Although who have known me for a very long time refer to me as Daniel, but I dont like to be called by that name, so I am Dan. I'd say my last name, but it is an unpronouncable Polish monstrosity that has crushed entire empires with how difficult it is to day. At least, English speaking empires. Many people who speak Slavic based languages have no trouble with it.

Dallas-Dakota
2009-02-26, 04:28 PM
How about germanic-based empires?

Fredthefighter
2009-02-26, 04:31 PM
I think it's called Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat? At least, it is in the US. I know this because one of my friends was in it (the best high school production I had ever seen) as Simeon. :smalltongue:

I just thought that was what the filmed version was called. Never mind, I was wrong. Life goes on.
I have to go to school in the morning and for the first time in years, I don't want to.


Indeed it is. Although who have known me for a very long time refer to me as Daniel, but I dont like to be called by that name, so I am Dan. I'd say my last name, but it is an unpronouncable Polish monstrosity that has crushed entire empires with how difficult it is to day. At least, English speaking empires. Many people who speak Slavic based languages have no trouble with it.

Weird, Daniel is my name too. Although Fred fits just as well, thinking about it, I could've been Danthedruid instead.
Which sounds better, Danthedruid or Fredthefighter?

Phaedra
2009-02-26, 04:33 PM
Me and The Boy just booked a holiday to Paris for our birthdays. This may well be the most romantic thing I've ever done. I'm stupidly excited. :smallbiggrin:

Lyesmith
2009-02-26, 04:37 PM
Is it bad that when I head "The Boy" I instantly thought of Eustace Boyce of Scary Go Round (http://www.scarygoround.com)?

'Cause I did.
You don't look anythng like my avatar, do you?
*Scrutinypeer*

DraPrime
2009-02-26, 04:44 PM
Weird, Daniel is my name too. Although Fred fits just as well, thinking about it, I could've been Danthedruid instead.
Which sounds better, Danthedruid or Fredthefighter?

Danthedruid, because Dan is the awesomest male name to ever exist. Except maybe Darth Vader.

@Dallas-Dakota: English is a Germanic language, so I guess all the Germanics fall. Including you, Dutch-man.

Is it unnatural that I immediately imagined a superhero after writing out Dutch-man?

Coidzor
2009-02-26, 04:50 PM
Is it unnatural that I immediately imagined a superhero after writing out Dutch-man?

Who smites evil-doers with the powers of FLOWERS!

and Rembrandt's skull. Because it guides him.

Edit: Darth The Dude.

Fredthefighter
2009-02-26, 04:51 PM
Danthedruid, because Dan is the awesomest male name to ever exist. Except maybe Darth Vader.

I completely agree there. Darth Vader is surpassed by none, unfortunately, I never thought of Darththedruid. Hmmm, it's a bit late now to change my account name, I'm too ingrained into being Fredthefighter that I don't really want to change unless I have to. I've grown accustomed to the axe. :smallbiggrin:

Dr. Bath
2009-02-26, 04:52 PM
Is it bad that when I head "The Boy" I instantly thought of Eustace Boyce of Scary Go Round (http://www.scarygoround.com)?

'Cause I did.
You don't look anythng like my avatar, do you?
*Scrutinypeer*

It's not bad. I certainly didn't do the same thing...

>_>

<_<

DraPrime
2009-02-26, 04:54 PM
Who smites evil-doers with the powers of FLOWERS!

and Rembrandt's skull. Because it guides him.

And here I thought that Dutch-man would just get everyone in his way too high to fight...

Lyesmith
2009-02-26, 05:00 PM
It's not bad. I certainly didn't do the same thing...

>_>

<_<

Everyone needs to read Scary Go Round.
Let's start a coup!

Coidzor
2009-02-26, 05:41 PM
And here I thought that Dutch-man would just get everyone in his way too high to fight...

That too... and his ultimate technique is to either get one to commit suicide during a bad shrooms trip or to call a squadron of fighting prostitutes for support. :smalltongue:

Edit: Scary Go Round?

Dr. Bath
2009-02-26, 05:49 PM
That too... and his ultimate technique is to either get one to commit suicide during a bad shrooms trip or to call a squadron of fighting prostitutes for support. :smalltongue:

Edit: Scary Go Round?

He linked it! Read it. NOW!

For cultural learnings of Great Britain. The UK is EXACTLY as portrayed by John Allison. Or should be.

Recaiden
2009-02-26, 05:55 PM
@^:that should probably be scary. Is it?

DraPrime
2009-02-26, 05:56 PM
That too... and his ultimate technique is to either get one to commit suicide during a bad shrooms trip or to call a squadron of fighting prostitutes for support. :smalltongue:

Oh man, that's fantastic. There needs to be an actual Dutch-ms comic book. Or perhapse even an entire group of superheros that use their respective national stereotypes as superpowers? Brit-man would definitely burn his enemies with scalding hot tea while declaring the act to be "jolly good."

Phaedra
2009-02-26, 06:14 PM
Is it bad that when I head "The Boy" I instantly thought of Eustace Boyce of Scary Go Round (http://www.scarygoround.com)?



No, what's bad is the fact that now you've shown me that I'll also think of him whenever I use that term. And that by showing me this comic you've just destroyed what little productivity I had until I read through it all. I hope you feel proud of yourself. :smalltongue:

Lyesmith
2009-02-26, 06:21 PM
No, what's bad is the fact that now you've shown me that I'll also think of him whenever I use that term. And that by showing me this comic you've just destroyed what little productivity I had until I read through it all. I hope you feel proud of yourself. :smalltongue:

Dunna du-nah dun dun dun dun-dah!
Level Up!

...Yeah, sorry 'bout that. Its an awesome comic, mind.
Show your freinds! It needs more people to read it.
It is also 100% TRUE.

Phase
2009-02-26, 08:30 PM
Huh, two Dans.

My name Is Kickass McAwesome.

Kickass Danger McAwesome.