I'll Add Your Bed To The Pie!!

[Flame of Anor]

Seriously, those box springs will give it exactly the right texture, and mattresses are a good, creamy filling. The frame I will grind into sawdust and bake into the crust, of course.

Who wants a slice?

[DraPrime]

I wonder what happens when you add pie to a bed?

[Sneak]

I wonder what happens when you add pie to a bed?

...hilarity?

...awesome?

...squishiness?

...disgusting?

...spam?

Probably that last one, yeah. :smalltongue:

[DraPrime]

You forgot to add "Something really kinky" to your list Sneak :smallamused:

Mmmmmmm, kinky pie sex.

[Sneak]

I think that one was covered under either awesome, squishiness, or disgusting. Your call.

[DraPrime]

Is "all three at once" an option?

[Assassin89]

What happens when you a a bed to a pie?

You get a very bad tasting pie :smalltongue:

[TRM]

You forgot to add "Something really kinky" to your list Sneak :smallamused:

Mmmmmmm, kinky pie sex.
Mmmm... hot pies. :smallamused:

[Graymayre]

sorry, but pie gives me gas; and bed gives me splinters and mite infestations.

[afroakuma]

I am... paralytically confused by this thread. :smalleek:

What's going on??? :smalleek:

[Recaiden]

Can we just not use the words "head" or "bed" on this forum anymore? RAISER!:smallfurious:

[Jack Squat]

I am... paralytically confused by this thread. :smalleek:

What's going on??? :smalleek:

he's playing the title off of the "I'll add your head to the pile" thread.

[DraPrime]

I am... paralytically confused by this thread. :smalleek:

What's going on??? :smalleek:

A wild pie orgy is going on!

[afroakuma]

he's playing the title off of the "I'll add your head to the pile" thread.

Didn't see that one at the time, hence the sudden throttling encephalitis.

All better now. :smallsmile:

[blackfox]

Win. Anor, were you the one who started this last time?

...Also. I'm sure pies are a quite a kinky experience in bed. Cherry... Lemon meringue... Key lime... *flees*

[TRM]

Win. Anor, were you the one who started this last time?

...Also. I'm sure pies are a quite a kinky experience in bed. Cherry... Lemon meringue... Key lime... *flees*
You know what else goes great with pie? Cream.

[Sneak]

You know what else goes great with pie? Cream.

PG-13 board, remember. :smalltongue:

[TRM]

PG-13 board, remember. :smalltongue:
I prefer pies. But a PG-13 board would be a new experience. It's after midnight, cut me some slack.

[Krankheit]

if you fill a pie with cheese, the result is cheesecake, i wonder if beds have the same effect

[Flame of Anor]

Win. Anor, were you the one who started this last time?

Glad you like it. It wasn't me who started the "I have a head now" thread or whatever--I'm pretty sure it was Crispydave--but I have learned well.


if you fill a pie with cheese, the result is cheesecake, i wonder if beds have the same effect

If pie + cheese = cheesecake and bed + cheese = ?, then we must apply algebra to deduce the answer! I will now subtract the equations!

pie + cheese = cheesecake
- bed + cheese = cheese*?
_____________________
pie - bed = cheesecake - cheese*?

Therefore:

cheese*? = cheesecake - pie + bed

? = cake - (pie - bed)/cheese


I have thus proven that, if you fill a bed with cheese, you get "cheese-something", where "something" is equal to: cake minus the quantity pie minus bed over cheese. Q.E.D.

[Nychta]

If pie + cheese = cheesecake and bed + cheese = ?, then we must apply algebra to deduce the answer! I will now subtract the equations!

pie + cheese = cheesecake
- bed + cheese = cheese*?
_____________________
pie - bed = cheesecake - cheese*?

Therefore:

cheese*? = cheesecake - pie + bed

? = cake - (pie - bed)/cheese


I have thus proven that, if you fill a bed with cheese, you get "cheese-something", where "something" is equal to: cake minus the quantity pie minus bed over cheese. Q.E.D.
Good god, man, why didn't they teach us this when we were learning simultaneous equations?

It makes so much more sense now.

[Raging Gene Ray]

A wild pie orgy is going on!

But this is a barbershop...