4 words (joke topic)

[roy_greenhilt]

This topic is just so that everybody can list the stupidest "4 words" predictions they can come up with. For example:
1. "Order of the stick"
2. "I have no gender"
3. "Monster in the darkness"
4. "Rich burlew is awesome"

Your turn!:biggrin:

[CrimsonAngel]

"I realy like pie."

"I am a bannana."

"I kissed a girl."

"Wanna see my laslervitia?"*


*A made up elven genedal.

[The Minx]

There is no spoon!

I am your father!

So be it, Jedi!

And so you die!

We are as one!

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That last one sounds almost semi-plausible. :/

[daggaz]

I Want Sprinkles, Too!

[Cúchulainn]

You are not prepared!

[TheSummoner]

Its over nine thousand!!!

Yes, I know nine-thousand is actually 1 word but... shut up!

[CrimsonAngel]

I like eating souls? :smallconfused::smalleek:

[Zea mays]

Banjo is my God

[Tingel]

Its over nine thousand!!!

Yes, I know nine-thousand is actually 1 word but... shut up!
Not only is "nine thousand" two words ("nine-thousand" is improper spelling), but the same applies to "It's". As such the four words you feared to be only three are actually five.

[Zerg Cookie]

La resistance lives on!

[Rama_Lei]

I Like Big Butts.

[CrimsonAngel]

I Like Big Butts.

And I cannot lie.

[Brauley]

I'm a pineapple chunk!

[Athaniar]

I read the forums!
I am a sorcerer!
The Oracle was wrong!
Icanbendthe lawsofgrammar tomakethissentence fourwordslong!
I am Rich Burlew!
Fourth Wall, be gone!
TVTropes is the future!
Bring on 5th Edition!
We are fictional characters!
I am Mr. Scruffy!
Madness? This is ARCANE!
Space, the final frontier...
Noo, Haley is dead!
Noo, Durkon is dead!
Noo, Elan is dead!
Oops, Belkar is dead.
Ultimate Arcane Power? Sure.

[tcrudisi]

Bring me the doily!

*In a jerry maguire voice, while screaming into a Sending spell* SHOW ME THE DOILY!!!!

[mec]

"I attack the darkness"

[Surfing HalfOrc]

Next on Jerry Springer!

You ARE the father!

Wizards of the Coast!

I am the Law!

It needs more pepper!

Elves have no gender!

[Tredrick]

Oracles can't count.

[Dogmantra]

"I attack the darkness"

"I cast Magic Missile!"
"Where's the mountain dew?"
"I wanna do them!"

In fact, most of that Dead Ale Wives recording would work.

[GooeyChewie]

I broke 4th wall!

[Starscream]

"These threads are over!"

"I'm multiclassing to Bard!"

"Rocks fall, everybody dies."

"Monks are so overpowered"

"I'm pregnant. It's Belkar's"

"Mr. Scruffy has cheezburger"

"Aw, screw my family"

"What's this 'controller' garbage?!"

"I demand roleplaying XP"

"Wonder Twin powers, activate!"

"Transform and roll out!"

"Yum, imp shish kebab"

"This Vanceian system blows"

"Why'd I specialize in Evocation?"

"Redcloak stole my look"

[runekiri]

Souls, Commun to me!

Show me your soul!

Order of the Stick.

Peanut butter jelly time.

A new spell level!

Later that evening!

The trees are attacking!

Thrice cursed spell resistance!

[Dogmantra]

"Stop! (It's) Wizard Time!"

[Mando Knight]

Epic Lasers Eat Fish! :smalltongue:

[TheBST]

Who ate my cheesecake?!

I'm multiclassing to Druid.

I am Keyser Soze

[Roland St. Jude]

Sheriff of Moddingham: Locked.