afroakuma
2009-04-01, 01:25 PM
While VUAV is on hiatus, it seemed like the ideal time to post this alternate contest. As people remember, I liked fiddling (or outright letting slide the rules when building) with the big CR baddies so much so that I simply had to run this contest to make an antagonistic deity. Please bold your vote.
April Fools' Day
Currently Voting On: Type
1. Type:
{table=head]Type|Votes
God|
[/table]
2. Race/Species:
Vote for any adjective from any 3.X WotC source. The current table contains only adjectives from the English language. If you vote for an adjective in another source, that's just fine and dandy.
{table=head]Godly Species|Votes
Unique (awesome hat)|
Unique (badass as hell)|
Unique (beardly)|
Unique (black swirly darkness)|
Unique (bodybuilder)|
Unique (cheerleader)
Unique (chubby)|
Unique (evil)|
Unique (fauna)|
Unique (flora)|
Unique (good version of something that's usually evil)|
Unique (Gregorian monk)|
Unique (horny lightning god)|
Unique (jock)|
Unique (Liberace)|
Unique (matronly)|
Unique (merriweather)|
Unique (more arms than a schoolbus full of octopuses)|
Unique (noble)|
Unique (not really unique)|
Unique (other-animal-headed)|
Unique (overpowered)|
Unique (pachyderm-headed)|
Unique (playboy)|
Unique (primitive neanderthal)|
Unique (really a demon prince and not a god)|
Unique (savage humanoid)|
Unique (scaly)|
Unique (sex kitten)|
Unique (shiny)|
Unique (Tony Jay's voice)|
Unique (treehugger)
Unique (ugly)
Unique (wrinkly old hag)[/table]
2b. Class:
You may vote for other classes, but please bear in mind that all other classes have been disallowed. Non-core classes are italicized.
{table=head]Class|Votes|Class|Votes
Matador (new)|[/table]
3. Divine Rank:
{table=head]CR Divine Rank|Votes
1|
2|
3|
4|
5|
6|
7|
8|
9|
10|
11|
12|
13|
14|
15|
16|
17|
18|
19|
20|
Overpower!!!! Woo!!!!|
[/table]
4. Alignment:
{table=head]Alignment|Votes|Alignment|Votes|Alignment|Votes
Lawful Good||Neutral Good||Chaotic Good|
Lawful Neutral||Neutral||Chaotic Neutral|
Lawful Evil||Neutral Evil||Chaotic Evil|
[/table]
No. There's nothing funny in this one. Screw you for looking. :smallyuk:
5. Primary Motivation Why it wants you dead:
{table=head]Motivation|Votes
Doesn't know any better|
Doesn't like you|
Doesn't like your face|
Doesn't like your sister's face|
Insanity|
It's an omnipotent douche|
It's better than you|
It's smarter than you|
It's that time of year|
It wants to be the fairest one of all|
Jilted at the proverbial altar. By you|
No such thing as a free lunch|
Nothing personal, it just hates you|
Nothing personal, it just wants to blow up the world|
Prisoner's dilemma|
There's a sacrifice coming up, and you volunteered|
There's a sacrifice coming up, and you were volunteered|
You are completely blameless for this unwarranted hate! Honest!|
You are directly responsible for the continuing success of American Idol|
You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take her away!|
You broke its artifact|
You broke its statue|
You broke its temple|
You programmed Vista|
You're a rutting divine spouse's little accident|
You're a rutting divine spouse's little golf getaways|
You Rick Rolled it|
You seduced the high priestess|
You also seduced the drunk priestess. Have you no shame?|
You stole its artifact|
You stole its statue|
You stole your father's armor; ran away from home; impersonated a soldier; deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese army - destroyed my palace!|
You stopped its plan for world domination|
[/table]
April Fools' Day
April Fools' Day
Currently Voting On: Type
1. Type:
{table=head]Type|Votes
God|
[/table]
2. Race/Species:
Vote for any adjective from any 3.X WotC source. The current table contains only adjectives from the English language. If you vote for an adjective in another source, that's just fine and dandy.
{table=head]Godly Species|Votes
Unique (awesome hat)|
Unique (badass as hell)|
Unique (beardly)|
Unique (black swirly darkness)|
Unique (bodybuilder)|
Unique (cheerleader)
Unique (chubby)|
Unique (evil)|
Unique (fauna)|
Unique (flora)|
Unique (good version of something that's usually evil)|
Unique (Gregorian monk)|
Unique (horny lightning god)|
Unique (jock)|
Unique (Liberace)|
Unique (matronly)|
Unique (merriweather)|
Unique (more arms than a schoolbus full of octopuses)|
Unique (noble)|
Unique (not really unique)|
Unique (other-animal-headed)|
Unique (overpowered)|
Unique (pachyderm-headed)|
Unique (playboy)|
Unique (primitive neanderthal)|
Unique (really a demon prince and not a god)|
Unique (savage humanoid)|
Unique (scaly)|
Unique (sex kitten)|
Unique (shiny)|
Unique (Tony Jay's voice)|
Unique (treehugger)
Unique (ugly)
Unique (wrinkly old hag)[/table]
2b. Class:
You may vote for other classes, but please bear in mind that all other classes have been disallowed. Non-core classes are italicized.
{table=head]Class|Votes|Class|Votes
Matador (new)|[/table]
3. Divine Rank:
{table=head]CR Divine Rank|Votes
1|
2|
3|
4|
5|
6|
7|
8|
9|
10|
11|
12|
13|
14|
15|
16|
17|
18|
19|
20|
Overpower!!!! Woo!!!!|
[/table]
4. Alignment:
{table=head]Alignment|Votes|Alignment|Votes|Alignment|Votes
Lawful Good||Neutral Good||Chaotic Good|
Lawful Neutral||Neutral||Chaotic Neutral|
Lawful Evil||Neutral Evil||Chaotic Evil|
[/table]
No. There's nothing funny in this one. Screw you for looking. :smallyuk:
5. Primary Motivation Why it wants you dead:
{table=head]Motivation|Votes
Doesn't know any better|
Doesn't like you|
Doesn't like your face|
Doesn't like your sister's face|
Insanity|
It's an omnipotent douche|
It's better than you|
It's smarter than you|
It's that time of year|
It wants to be the fairest one of all|
Jilted at the proverbial altar. By you|
No such thing as a free lunch|
Nothing personal, it just hates you|
Nothing personal, it just wants to blow up the world|
Prisoner's dilemma|
There's a sacrifice coming up, and you volunteered|
There's a sacrifice coming up, and you were volunteered|
You are completely blameless for this unwarranted hate! Honest!|
You are directly responsible for the continuing success of American Idol|
You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take her away!|
You broke its artifact|
You broke its statue|
You broke its temple|
You programmed Vista|
You're a rutting divine spouse's little accident|
You're a rutting divine spouse's little golf getaways|
You Rick Rolled it|
You seduced the high priestess|
You also seduced the drunk priestess. Have you no shame?|
You stole its artifact|
You stole its statue|
You stole your father's armor; ran away from home; impersonated a soldier; deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese army - destroyed my palace!|
You stopped its plan for world domination|
[/table]
April Fools' Day