Parvum
2009-04-12, 02:34 PM
The Why is a bit long, if all you want is What then you can skip the spoiler tag.
I am fond of kobolds.
I sometimes feel it is for this fact alone that my DM is not. I think it was how he narrowed his eyes and said "No. No kobolds. In fact, they're slaves. In mines." when I asked about them. Thankfully, through liberal application of the Rule of Funny (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfFunny), he warmed up to the idea of a hate-filled revolutionary with all the humor-veiled subtlety of an elephant in the living room and an accent to make Jacques Clouseau tear out his auditory canals.
Setting for this particular fellow includes: An empire that could be described positively as "Better than being ruled by vikings!" (human), afore-mentioned kobold mining slaves (which kept thoquas [flaming worms] as pets), dwarves who can mine more thoroughly with kobold competition under human control, as well as scattered minority races in wild nooks and crannies.
Basically, what I'm looking for are some good insults that a small (french) reptile can throw at the various hairless apes that he would meet on an average adventure. Grand kudos to anyone who can tell me about a generator or massive list. If you can think of kobold equivalents to "Vive la revolution!" I would appreciate these as well.
I am fond of kobolds.
I sometimes feel it is for this fact alone that my DM is not. I think it was how he narrowed his eyes and said "No. No kobolds. In fact, they're slaves. In mines." when I asked about them. Thankfully, through liberal application of the Rule of Funny (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfFunny), he warmed up to the idea of a hate-filled revolutionary with all the humor-veiled subtlety of an elephant in the living room and an accent to make Jacques Clouseau tear out his auditory canals.
Setting for this particular fellow includes: An empire that could be described positively as "Better than being ruled by vikings!" (human), afore-mentioned kobold mining slaves (which kept thoquas [flaming worms] as pets), dwarves who can mine more thoroughly with kobold competition under human control, as well as scattered minority races in wild nooks and crannies.
Basically, what I'm looking for are some good insults that a small (french) reptile can throw at the various hairless apes that he would meet on an average adventure. Grand kudos to anyone who can tell me about a generator or massive list. If you can think of kobold equivalents to "Vive la revolution!" I would appreciate these as well.