BelkarsDagger
2006-08-21, 01:12 AM
Okay. I think this is the right forum, forgive me if I am wrong.
If any of my real life friends who play Demise of the Brotherhood are reading this - stay out!
In my homebrew game system, the PCs are going to eventually end up overhearing a bargain made between a bunch of orcs and a werewolf. The conversation would go something like this;
...an' we're da orcs. We don't take orders from no one! 'Specially from no stinkin' pink skinned HUMAN! We'ze only work wit' youz cuz you gives us a foight we'ze can win.
Calm down, Bloodskull. You will have your prize soon enough. Just go ahead with the plan as pre-arranged.
*grunt* An' once we'ze takes over da mound o' dirt da dwarvez call a Mountin', we'ze gonna be unstoppable! Da mines are 'uge! Dey go everywhere, we'ze gonna be da strongest Clan in da world! This line is met with much enthusiastic shouting and yelling.
Yeeessss... The dwarves are so ignorant they never even noticed their mines were being caved in. Despite your lack of subtlety, Bloodskull.
When we'ze win dis battl', you'ze betta get outa da way, cuz me and da Clan're gonna stomp on yer lifeless 'ead if you'ze stay afta our bargain is up! This is also met with applause.
Very well... this will have to be cut short, my good orc. I smell some intruders at the door...
So how is this? The orcs are dumb and using a mine shaft to invade the dwarven mountain from within.
If any of my real life friends who play Demise of the Brotherhood are reading this - stay out!
In my homebrew game system, the PCs are going to eventually end up overhearing a bargain made between a bunch of orcs and a werewolf. The conversation would go something like this;
...an' we're da orcs. We don't take orders from no one! 'Specially from no stinkin' pink skinned HUMAN! We'ze only work wit' youz cuz you gives us a foight we'ze can win.
Calm down, Bloodskull. You will have your prize soon enough. Just go ahead with the plan as pre-arranged.
*grunt* An' once we'ze takes over da mound o' dirt da dwarvez call a Mountin', we'ze gonna be unstoppable! Da mines are 'uge! Dey go everywhere, we'ze gonna be da strongest Clan in da world! This line is met with much enthusiastic shouting and yelling.
Yeeessss... The dwarves are so ignorant they never even noticed their mines were being caved in. Despite your lack of subtlety, Bloodskull.
When we'ze win dis battl', you'ze betta get outa da way, cuz me and da Clan're gonna stomp on yer lifeless 'ead if you'ze stay afta our bargain is up! This is also met with applause.
Very well... this will have to be cut short, my good orc. I smell some intruders at the door...
So how is this? The orcs are dumb and using a mine shaft to invade the dwarven mountain from within.