View Full Version : [spell/Modern] MAGIC DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

2006-08-16, 07:32 PM

Thank you, Morbo.

Level: Arcane 0; Components: S; Casting Time: Immediate Action; Effect: Brief image near caster; Duration: Instantaneous

The caster snaps their fingers, and a glowing image (as above, but animated) appears in the air beside them, along with a deep voice announcing that "****** DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!". The caster can have the image announce this about the subject of their choice, but generally something about which something stupid has just been said.

2006-08-16, 07:38 PM
Hmm, I sense a distraction. It's too bad you can't slightly alter the text and voice, otherwise, to the evil henchmen: "Guarding does not work that way! >:(" ;D

Lord Iames Osari
2006-08-16, 08:35 PM
This should force a Concentration check vs. the save DC of the Spell. And also count as a diversion for the purposes of hiding, etc.

2006-08-16, 08:39 PM
Hmm. Add this to Permanency, with the effect that it can be cast at will. Then more people would be encouraged to scribe it.

Also, add it as a Divine spell.

"Pelor does not work that way!"

2006-08-16, 08:42 PM
It wouldn't make a good distraction with the "image near caster" part.

2006-08-17, 07:00 AM

Bonus stacking does not work that way!!!

Lord Iames Osari
2006-08-17, 08:21 AM
It wouldn't make a good distraction with the "image near caster" part.

Oh. OOps. I thought you designated were it appeared.