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shadow_archmagi
2009-04-24, 05:16 AM
http://www.geocities.com/whoisceres2/blodmw.html

It looks pretty good, but only a thousand views leads me to believe it's fairly obscure.

Tsotha-lanti
2009-04-24, 05:22 AM
I would hope that most people know that's a joke list, since only an idiot tries to "deal with" annoying players in-game.

Dogmantra
2009-04-24, 05:35 AM
2 -- You become a hamster. Size reduced to diminutive (unarmed strike becomes 1d1, +4 AC, +4 melee bonus, melee weapons shrink with you and become d1 weapons, better weapons can be made but must be masterwork and cost 10 times normal, move speed reduced to 10 but can be carried in someone's pocket or on someone's shoulder with no weight penalty, automatically critically fail all intimidate checks, retain speech abilities but voice shifts several octaves higher, +20% arcane spell failure, -8 to strength, +2 dexterity, +2 to charisma, weapon finesse is denied to this species).
I couldn't help myself.
I laughed so much at this, if I ever need a curse (for a plot device, not for smiting a player) I am totally using this one.

bosssmiley
2009-04-24, 05:36 AM
It looks like a variation on the theme of the Wandering Damage Table: the sort of players-are-the-DMs-chewtoy stuff that was a joke even back in the old days.

That said:

99 -- Nothing happens, but the DM just smiles evily at you.
Yeah, I laughed at that one. :smallamused:

TwystidMynd
2009-04-24, 05:40 AM
My guess is you're right: few hits on the counter means it's not very well-used.
Further, it seems like the operator of that site won't have much time to inflate the counter (http://www.pcworld.com/article/163765/so_long_geocities_we_forgot_you_still_existed.html ), either.

shadow_archmagi
2009-04-24, 05:43 AM
My guess is you're right: few hits on the counter means it's not very well-used.
Further, it seems like the operator of that site won't have much time to inflate the counter (http://www.pcworld.com/article/163765/so_long_geocities_we_forgot_you_still_existed.html ), either.

While it is obviously a joke list, not for use in serious games, it is a HILARIOUS joke list for use in HILARIOUS games!