Richard's Cathedral [town]

[Chas the mage]

((I based the religion heavily on christianity.))
a large Cathedral (http://www.paradoxplace.com/Photo%20Pages/UK/Britain_Centre/Lincoln_Cathedral/Lincoln_Images/Outside/900/Lincoln-Cathedral-Sept05-D5.jpg) appeared acrossed the street from Richard's Manor. It is surrouned by a grassy courtyard with a 4 foot (about 1-1/3 m) high stone wall. there are several (http://www.ukstudentlife.com/Travel/Tours/England/Winchester/KingAlfredsStatue.jpg) statues (http://www.co-ventures.com/images/KingAlfredStatueWantage.jpg) on a stone pathway leading from the gate to the cathedral. It is apparent from the plaques that the first is a statue of Richard, and the second is the first arch-bishop. inside there are rows of pews and a carpet leading up to an alter with a small golden statue of Richard, holding up his sword. above the alter is a large, ornate claymore, with a plaque below that reads "commisioned in honor of Saint Alfonso".

Upon every hour, the bell strikes the amount of hours, and once every half-hour.

[Silent Ninja]

Garrett sidles up to the side of the cathedral wall with a bucket of red paint and a paintbrush in hand. In big letters, he writes:

Garrett was here! (okay, so I'm unimaginative). Garrett runs away quickly.

[Chas the mage]

a priest walks out and sighs. he dumps a bucket of paint thinner on the wall and walks back inside.

[Beans]

Next time anyone checks the wall, there will be a small cardboard note taped to the wall near the former "GARRETR WUZ HEER".
It says:
"So was I."

[Chas the mage]

a janitor in a blue jumpsuit comes and tares down the sign...

[Silent Ninja]

Next time anyone checks the wall, there will be a small cardboard note taped to the wall near the former "GARRETR WUZ HEER".
It says:
"So was I."

((I resent that. Garrett can spell. I clearly wrote 'Garrett was here'.))

[Chas the mage]

Then another janitor comes and wipes off the walls...

[Chas the mage]

Richards soldiers now begin to walk along the top of the walls, armed to the teeth.

[Mee]

A ninja appears, and scribbles:

Eye lyke 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
In . . . well . . . more like this:

EYE LYKE 3.1415926535897932384626433832795!!!!!!


Oh, and a guy walks up to the door.
He looks . . . tired. He's a plain human.
Not even visibly armed.

[Chas the mage]

A soldier is standing at the gate.
Halt. What business have thee here?

a janitor comes and hoses off the writing from the walls...

[Mee]

This time the writing stays.
It's persistent.

"Eh, just getting my bearings.
Why? Where am I?"

[Chas the mage]

the janitor continues to clean off the walls...

You are at the Cathedral of Richard and The Father, near the outskirts of this township.

[Mee]

Nope.
Stain stays.
Not just normal water will take it off . . .

"Uh huh . . . oookay.
So what goes on here?"

[Chas the mage]

he sighs...
Citizens take part in worship of the god Richard and the almighty father.

the janitor lugs out some paint thinner and coats the writing with it.

[Mee]

Nope, paint remains.

"Meh. I see."
He turns, and walks away.

[Chas the mage]

locals...

the janitor pulls out a pressure washer and sprays it...

[Mee]

Doesn't work.
Will need magical removal.

[Chas the mage]

the clerics walks out and attempt to spell cast it off...

[Mee]

Aaaa--- . . . . nope.
Stays there.

But it does become slightly bigger.
And more red.

Annoying paint.

[Chas the mage]

the janitor paints over it...

[Mee]

It burns through the paint that's put over it.

Ooooo, pesky paint.
((If you want me to stop, lemme know.
But this is bringing posts to your chapel, I suppose . . .))

[Chas the mage]

((I know its getting posts.... but its kinda annoying...))
the men put a white sheet of canvas over it.

[Mee]

((Then I'll stop.))
The paint burns through that too.

Then disappears.

[Chas the mage]

when it goes away, the priests return to their normal business. the bells strike upon every hour.