Real life super villans

[wojonatior]

DISCLAIMER: I do not endorse or condone any of these acts I just think I should share this story for your enjoyment. Do not discuss if criminals are cool or are evil, this story is here, so you can see the story. Also there may be mild language in the article.

Without further ado. Here (http://www.cracked.com/article_16611_5-real-world-criminals-who-were-certified-super-villains.html) is the story. It just baffles me that some people are actually crazy enough to do THIS kind of stuff


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[Canadian]

Dozer could have had a cooler paint job.

[wojonatior]

well... once you have gone that far over the edge i don't think you care what it looks like, you just want to destroy stuff.

[MethosH]

Well... If you are going to destroy stuff and kill yourself later you should do it with style.
Like... A pink + purple + red fire dozer

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Dozer man needed a paint job, yeah. If he had a paint job, then maybe he would have made at least #3, IMHO.

[wojonatior]

yes that would look badarse but ah... well still quite awesome.

[Collin152]

The Iceman was hardley super. Killdozer at least had a Superweapon.

[Icewalker]

Yeah, honestly I think Killdozer is by far the coolest of the five.

[SDF]

I knew it was going to be this cracked article. Ooh, and older than Jesus riding a dinosaur! :smalltongue:

None of them hold a candle to this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Edwards_Ivins). Remember him? He was the guy that caused that huge anthrax scare around the time of the 9/11 attacks. It turns out he was a Government scientist that purposefully infected the population with a genetically altered strain to test his vaccine. That is comic book, Batman antagonist, crazy spoon right there. He was a real life mad scientist.

[Berserk Monk]

"Oh no wojonatior! Looks like the Reds are polluting city lake! What do we do?"

"We call the Watchmen!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w)

This just proved the world is moving closer to Alan Moore's vision. I remember one friend of mine showing me awhile ago this site where you can register as a crime fighter: just really get your name out there and get some publicity. If I ever become a superhero, my name's gonna be Crowbar. Why? Because my costume's gonna be a bartender and I'll use crows to do my bidding.

[Copacetic]

"Oh no wojonatior! Looks like the Reds are polluting city lake! What do we do?"

"We call the Watchmen!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w)

This just proved the world is moving closer to Alan Moore's vision. I remember one friend of mine showing me awhile ago this site where you can register as a crime fighter: just really get your name out there and get some publicity. If I ever become a superhero, my name's gonna be Crowbar. Why? Because my costume's gonna be a bartender and I'll use crows to do my bidding.

That video is absoultely ridiculous.

On topic, however, Killdozer should have been at least #2. That thing is insane.

[chiasaur11]

Yeah, honestly I think Killdozer is by far the coolest of the five.

Indeed. First half is much better than second half by far.

Of course, if Tesla was still alive he'd wipe the floor with these two bit wannabes.

Nothing on the list even compares to death rays and meteor attacks on Russia.

[wojonatior]

...and they will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

Yea the wolrd is declining more and more. I mean look at what we did to the internet. *glares at 4chan.*

[Hadrian_Emrys]

Killdozer was really the best of the lot. I've got to see if I can't track down a recording of his rampage. XD

[wojonatior]

Post the link here if you can find some. That would be awesome.:smallbiggrin:

[Hadrian_Emrys]

KillDozer is officially the new Trogdor. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24n77GgRtrw) :smallamused:

[wojonatior]

THAT'S WHAT HE SHOULD HAVE DONE!!! He should have painted trogdor on the dozer.

[Hadrian_Emrys]

Chuck Norris (in the middle of a roundhouse kick) on the scoop, Trogdor on the sides, and a baboon flashing it's red behind on the backside. When making a statement, it's all about making the scene enduring. :smalltongue:

[Athaniar]

Although I'm not fond of the man, the Killdozer (as it is called, even though it didn't kill anyone) is one awesome-looking (and awesome-constructed) vehicle.

[bosssmiley]

Roman Ungern von Sternburg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Ungern_von_Sternberg#Popular_culture), aka "The Mad Baron"

White Russian viceroy and supreme commander of the "Mongol-Buryat Republic", later warlord of Mongolia. Mystic, self-proclaimed reincarnation of Genghis Khan, and head of the Order of Military Buddhists (recruited among Buryat tribesmen, Siberian cossacks, Mongolians, and adventurers of Russia's wild frontier)

Interpreting the Buddhist scriptures in his own manner, he believed that killing the weak upgraded their position in the universe and that they would be reborn as greater beings. He therefore felt that by washing the city of Urga with the blood of innocent people he was saving the world in a cosmic sense, one bullet at a time.

When not butchering the weak his hobbies included vodka binges, games of Coo Coo (a cross between Marco Polo, Hide and Seek and Russian Roulette, played with revolvers), and duelling.

Ras Al Ghul wishes he were that hardcore!

edit: tough act to follow, I know. :smallamused: