Insanowar Six: The End of the Rhyme

[Recaiden]

Welcome to Insanowar

Da Rules:

1.) There are five players, each of which represent a commander of their army.

2.) Each player takes turns choosing some powerful character, semi-powerful group of characters, or large mob of expendable non-characters from any sort of media. Examples: The TMNTs, a Dreadnought from 40K, a mob of kobolds.

3.) When each player has 10 selections, the game begins.

4.) A map will be provided showing the layout of the battlefield. Each person will have a base of operations with which they can wage war. Note that each base is about 2 turns away from each other.

5.) A static turn order is established. In each turn, the player dictates what their troops are doing, as far as the opponent can see. Secret actions need not be reported (although it is good sportsmanship to give hints as to what your are planning).

6.) When troops engage, the person whose turn the engagement took place on decides the outcome, which will usually NOT be all one way. If there is any friendly dispute (and the dispute WILL be friendly, or else), other players/playgrounders chime in with their opinions. If no consensus is reached, it's a 50/50 slaughter.

7.) The winner is the one who wins.

Da Guidelinez:

1.) You can't choose anyone TOO powerful. No gods, demigods, anything like that. Make it something that's about the same power level as the other troops on the field.

2.) Don't be a jerk. The objective here is to have fun--frankly, who wins and who loses is pretty arbitrary anyway. This game is definitely straddling the line between Silly and Structured.

3.) Respect Awesomeness. If a player is pulling off something that's just too awesome to believe, that should aid his victory.

4.) Enjoy yourself. Seriously, guys.

Rules subject to change.

Currently, the game is fully reserved by:
Darkcomet, Dirk Kris, DMTibernius, Night Surgeon, The Bookworm
If one of them drops out before we start, other people can join.

[Recaiden]

ARMY LISTS

Darkcomet -
Metal Gear RAY
Darth Revan
6 TIE Interceptors
The Sorrow
42 Stealth Tanks
Mandalore Canderous Ordo and 43 Mandalorian Neo-Crusaders
31 Tesla Tanks
Six Black Hand Troopers
Two Juggernaut Walkers
80 Ninjas


Dirk Kris -
King Arthur and Knights of the Round Table
Baby Godzillas
The Sailor Moon girls! - Moon and Mars
Ronin Warriors
Oogie Boogie
The giant Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters!
Mecha-Streisand
Mecha-Poitier
Starvin Marvin and the Ethiopians
Sally Struthers the Hutt

The Bookworm -
Steve, Terry, and Jane Goodall
Adult and Ancient Black Dragon
Irregular Webcomic Cthulu
Níðhöggr
Lernaen hydra and Giant Crab.
Animals from The Hill
Hobgoblin Army
8 Ents
Large Swarm of Rats
Twenty Albino Sewer Alligators


Night Surgeon -
Cloud Strife w/Ultima Weapon and Motorcycle
Vincent Valentine w/Proto materia and Death Penalty.
Repo Man
Chaos Space Marines
Jack Skeleington
Phoe Kun
Spawn
Star killer
Alucard
Chip Zanuff


Open -
Kung Fu Panda and The Furious Five!
MSPaintAdventures crew! Problem Sleuth, Ace Dork, and Pickle Inspector!
Burn Notice Team! Michael Weston, Fiona Glenanne, and Sam Axe.
Samus
Jace Beleren
Zergling Swarm
Chrono, Marle, and Lucca
Voltron
A Mover, a Seer and a Pusher
Eric Draven, The Crow, with a large murder of Crows


Neutral -

[Recaiden]

Here's a blank map. It'll be updated.
Map: Currently blank Happy-map, to be changed later.
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2052/insano6.png

[The Bookworm]

I'm just poking in to claim my reserve. And Camp Blue, if I may.

[Fan]

DMTibernius invalidated his reserve VIA PM once more.:smallsigh:

Anyways, I'm claiming Purple base, and my reservation.
Insano 7 coming up soon for all!:smallcool:

[happyturtle]

*pokes Fan* Shouldn't you start FF7 ww before you start Insanowar 7? :smallconfused:

[Fan]

*pokes Fan* Shouldn't you start FF7 ww before you start Insanowar 7? :smallconfused:

My defintion of "soon" is tomorrow Happy. You should know that by now.:smalltongue:

[Selrahc]

We're starting a seventh one as well? Do we have enough interested players?

[The Bookworm]

Isn't Seven a little much right now? I mean, 4,5,6 all just started, and we don't want a burnout like what happened to VUAX on the Homebrew subforum.

[Mustiado]

If no one objects... I'll claim camp green. Someone may have to fill me in on the details of whats going on though...

EDIT: I may have claim jumped. Folks with prior reservations are welcome to play through, I'll have a spot if that's all cleared.

[Recaiden]

If no one objects... I'll claim camp green. Someone may have to fill me in on the details of whats going on though...

EDIT: I may have claim jumped. Folks with prior reservations are welcome to play through, I'll have a spot if that's all cleared.

Night Surgeon has been keeping track and says you can join.

[Deathslayer7]

I would like to put in a claim/reservation for any game that's coming up anytime soon. Thanks

[The Bookworm]

May we start picking armies?

[Recaiden]

I would like to put in a claim/reservation for any game that's coming up anytime soon. Thanks

How about this one? If so:

The Bookworm
deathslayer7
Recaiden
Night Surgeon
Mustiado

Army picking will begin as soon as either, or both of deathslayer and darkcomet confirm that they want to be in the game

[Deathslayer7]

sure im fine with that. :smallsmile:

[Recaiden]

Okay, Bookworm picks first. We each pick 1 thing, then 2 each, three each, four each.

EDIT: Oh yeah... Sorry.
The Bookworm
deathslayer7
Dirk Kris
Night Surgeon
Mustiado
Recaiden?

[Deathslayer7]

I'll claim camp red then.

edit: wait where are you then Recaiden? :smallconfused:

[Rutskarn]

...

Fun fact.

When I first threw out the Insanowar thread, it was lost in the Structured Games bureaucracy for about a week and a half. I assumed that either it had been deemed unworthy, or it had been so unpopular that it had arrived and had simply vanished.

And we're already on thread six, because we're dealing with so much overflow? Jeebus.

[Dirk Kris]

I suppose that leaves me with...yellow base?

[Darkcomet]

...Wait, have I been kicked?

My Internet died yesterday, if you're looking for an explanation.

[Deathslayer7]

take my spot then DC.

[Recaiden]

...Wait, have I been kicked?

My Internet died yesterday, if you're looking for an explanation.

Yes. But since deathslayer seems to want to give away her spot to anyone she can:smalltongue:, you're back in.

[Darkcomet]

Okay, thanks DS.

I had wanted the red space anyways. :smalltongue:

[Deathslayer7]

well technically he should have been in before me, that's why.

[Darkcomet]

well technically he should have been in before me, that's why.

True, and I hadn't claimed it yet because my internet died. I don't think it would be fair to kick someone for that.

[The Bookworm]

Is everything settled? Can we start?

[Recaiden]

Okay. It was just that there were lots of people and everyone else with a reservation had already responded. But you have no control over internet problems.
Darkcomet will take deathslayer's spot, and The Bookworm may now make his first pick.

[Darkcomet]

*pokes Bookworm*

>.>

<.<

[The Bookworm]

My First Pick:
http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/steve.jpghttp://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/terry.jpghttp://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/janegoodall.jpg
Steve, Terry, and Jane Goodall from Irregular Webcomic!

[Darkcomet]

Looking at the supposed order, it's my pick now.

So my first pick:

Metal Gear RAY

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/thumb/e/ef/Metal_Gear_RAY_%28MGS4%29.gif/800px-Metal_Gear_RAY_%28MGS4%29.gif

[Fan]

So is naow Dirk's turn. >.>

[Darkcomet]

...why are all our units in the #2 slots despite being our first picks? :smallconfused:

On the army list post I mean.

[Recaiden]

...why are all our units in the #2 slots despite being our first picks? :smallconfused:

On the army list post I mean.

Because the first one was on the same line as the list coding. It confused me.

[Darkcomet]

>.>

<.<

*pokes Dirk*

[Mustiado]

*shuffles feet*

[Darkcomet]

Anyway... So as to fill the void while we wait...

Do you have a set map for this, Recaiden?

[Recaiden]

Anyway... So as to fill the void while we wait...

Do you have a set map for this, Recaiden?

Yes. It will be revealed when people finish making their picks.

[Recaiden]

I'd say Dirk has 1 more day, or I'll do... something drastic.

[Darkcomet]

Well, he seems to be online...

>.>

<.<

PM poke?

[Dirk Kris]

Here, sorry. Been away the last 2 days.

I choose:
http://www.netharuka.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/monty-python.jpg
King Arthur and the Knights of Camelot!

[Recaiden]

Night Surgeon is up then.

[Fan]

I choose, Cloud Strife from FF 7 with his final weapon (Ultima Weapon), on his motorcycle.
This is my only FF pick I swear. >.>

[horngeek]

King Arthur and the Knights of Camelot!

You do realise that I picked Sir Robin and Minstrels in number 4?

Not that that stops you. :smalltongue:

[Darkcomet]

Blah! The only one of those that looks like it can fight RAY is Cloud. :smallbiggrin:

Also, it is Mustiado's pick now.

[Mustiado]

Huzzah! I choose...

http://darkaeon.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/kung-fu-panda.jpg

Kung Fu Panda and The Furious Five!

[The Bookworm]

Well, it appears to be my second pick now! I choose...
The Young Adult Black Dragon and his Mother, the Ancient Black Dragon, from Order of the Stick!

[Darkcomet]

You need to take two picks, unless you count those as two separate picks...?

[Darkcomet]

*blatant double post*

Right, well, while we're waiting for him to fill that out, let's move on.

My next two picks:

Darth Revan
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/a/ab/RevanDLotS.JPG

A squadron of 6 (number can be changed if it doesn't seem right) TIE Interceptors
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/6/65/Tieinter2.jpg/800px-Tieinter2.jpg

[Dirk Kris]

You do realise that I picked Sir Robin and Minstrels in number 4?

Not that that stops you. :smalltongue:

My silly English knigits will defeat zos silly minstrel types!

[Darkcomet]

My silly English knigits will defeat zos silly minstrel types!


Psst, it's your turn now. :smalltongue:

[The Bookworm]

Oh, I get two picks! Okay, then, for my third pick I'll have ...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Cthulhu_and_R%27lyeh.jpg
Cthulhu! (Featured in: Unspeakable Vault (of Doom), Cthulhu Mythos, Irregular Webcomic, Call of Cthulhu, etc.)

[Darkcomet]

...I think that's a bit too powerful.

[/understatement]

[The Bookworm]

But Steve can beat him, and I already took him as a pick... :smallfrown:
Can I take him, but just play him as less powerful?
Edit: OK, I'm talking the Irregular Webcomic version!

[Shadowcaller]

...I think that's a bit too powerful.

[/understatement]

He could pick the Irregular Webcomic version of Cthulhu, its not *that* powerful actually.

Edit: Bookworm, please say you pick the irregular version of him, otherwise you will deal with lovecraft fans all game long. :smalleek:

[Darkcomet]

Well, I'm not familiar with Irregular Webcomic, so... :smalltongue:

Well, so long as you don't play him as being ridiculously powerful next to everyone else, it's alright.

[Duos]

He could pick the Irregular Webcomic version of Cthulhu, its not *that* powerful actually.

Edit: Bookworm, please say you pick the irregular version of him, otherwise you will deal with lovecraft fans all game long. :smalleek:

Ia! Ia! C'thulhu Fhtagn!:smallbiggrin:

[Dirk Kris]

I pick...these guys:

http://www.godzilla1998.org/dvdpictures/GodzillaGallery%20(118).jpg
An arena full of baby Godzillas!

[Darkcomet]

Psst, Dirk, you need two picks.

1-2-3-4.
1-3-6-10.

It's to keep picking from taking too long, mostly.

[Shadowcaller]

Here is the irregular comic version of Cthulhu:

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg254/Seweron/cthulhu.jpg

[The Bookworm]

Thanks for the image!

[Darkcomet]

Here is the irregular comic version of Cthulhu:

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg254/Seweron/cthulhu.jpg

Just looking at it, I think RAY will be fine for that.

Thanks for the help there, SC.

[Dirk Kris]

Psst, Dirk, you need two picks.

1-2-3-4.
1-3-6-10.

It's to keep picking from taking too long, mostly.

Oh, well then.
http://mangastyle.net/book3/3-00.jpg
The Sailor Moon girls!

[Shadowcaller]

Oh, well then.
http://mangastyle.net/book3/3-00.jpg
The Sailor Moon girls!

It burns!!!... and stretches my forum view.

Also, no problem DC.

[Fan]

Okay, so I lied, but this is my army of things I fanboy over so nyah.:smalltongue:

Vincent Valentine, with the proto materia. and Death Penalty. (Sorry, but this HAS to be done in at least one Insano I'm in.)

And the Repo Man, from Repo! The Genetic Opera. (Has alot of knives, can get in pretty much anywhere, and is a Doctor to boot.)

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/news/00017408.jpg


Army list:

1. Cloud+Motorcycle, with ultima weapon (the sword not the Weapon.)
2. Vincent Valentine with the Proto Materia, and the Death Penalty.
3. The Repo Man.

[Mustiado]

Time to pick two, yes?

In that case, I take:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/desktops/PS_endpose_desktop.jpg

The MSPaintAdventures crew! Problem Sleuth, Ace ****, and Pickle Inspector!

Along with:
http://chud.com/articles/content_images/115/0628_ent_tivos_burn-notice_f.jpg

The Burn Notice Team! Michael Weston, Fiona Glenanne, and Sam Axe.


EDIT: From this point on, I'll refer to him as Ace Dork. The filter doesn't care for his actual name.

[Darkcomet]

Alright then. Next is 3 picks, just so people don't forget en masse again. :smalltongue:

[Darkcomet]

>.>
<.<

I apologize for the double post, but...

*pokes Bookworm*

[Recaiden]

What is a proto Materia and death penalty?

We need a limit on the number of godzillas

I'm worried that the ABD is too strong. Opinions?

[Fan]

What is a proto Materia and death penalty?

We need a limit on the number of godzillas

I'm worried that the ABD is too strong. Opinions?

Proto Materia The Key To Containing Chaos
The Protomateria is an extremely rare form of Materia that was found by Lucrecia Crescent. After Professor Hojo's experiments, Vincent Valentine's body was capable of holding the Chaos gene. However, it came at a cost, as he couldn't control himself when he changed into this form. The Protomateria helps Vincent control Chaos and it is inserted into his body.

And death penalty is his final weapon in game. >.>

[The Bookworm]

Okay, here are my next three picks.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/Nidhogg.png
Níðhöggr, or Nidhogg, from Norse Mythology!
http://www.snapstream.com/images/community/hydra/Hydra.bmpThe Lernaean Hydra, and its Giant Crab, from Heracules' second labor!
The animals (corracats, snakes, etc.) from Tanith Lee's short story "The Hill," (published in Year's Best Fantasy and Horror 2008.)

[Darkcomet]

I choose:

The Sorrow (MGS3). Only he's alive this time.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/c/cb/The_Sorrow.jpg
Except he's not floating or bleeding like that. 'cause he's alive.

Four Nod Stealth Tanks (CnC3-era)
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/cnc/images/thumb/4/4d/StealthTank2047.jpg/789px-StealthTank2047.jpg

Mandalore Canderous Ordo and four Mandalorian Neo-Crusaders
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/b/bb/CanderousOrdoOnTheRavager.jpg
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/2/22/Mandalorians_for_wiki.JPG

[Recaiden]

Mandalore Canderous Ordo and four Mandalorian Neo-Crusaders


I have no idea how acceptable of a pick this is. Anyone?

[Darkcomet]

Well, it's hardly overpowered, given Canderous is one of Revan's party members in the first game and you fight Mandalorians several times and they're not particularly tough...

[Selrahc]

The Lernaean Hydra, and its Giant Crab, from Heracules' second labor!

The Hydra is literally immortal and unkillable. Its venom kills even the gods with just the barest touch. For every head you cut off, two more grow.
Even the Heracles method won't work, since if you manage to kill and cauterize all the heads but the immortal one, and then bury it under a rock, all without being ripped apart by a giant monster, then another member of your team can just take the rock away and it would be back at full strength.

If I were you I'd pick a lesser hydra.

[Recaiden]

I thought just it's blood was poisonous, not of it having any venom. And why let the teammates have it? I don't really like immoetal or indestructible units though. It should probably be changed.

[Dirk Kris]

I choose:
The Ronin Warriors!
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc256/GothicReflectionKH/AKFYH%20Final%20Mix/OogieBoogieMan.jpg
Oogie Boogie as my General!
The giant Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters!

[Fan]

Since we have Oogie Boogie, I'm going to choose someone he should know very well, also I find it sad that I'm knowing almost every character Dirk has mentioned.

http://cdn-write.demandstudios.com/upload//5000/700/80/1/45781.jpg

Chip Zanuff from Guilty Gear

http://media.animegalleries.net/albums/userpics/56003/Chip_Zanuff.jpg

10 Chaos Space Marines. (listed example, and WH40k had to be in my list.:smalltongue:)

Army list:

Cloud Strife w/Ultima Weapon and Motorcycle
Vincent Valentine w/Proto materia and Death Penalty.
Repo Man
.Jack Skelelington
.Chip Zanuff
.16 Chaos Spess Mahreens!
.
.
.
.

[Dirk Kris]

I...I haz to fight Jack Skellington?
*sniffle*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And you know and fear my characters because they RAWK!

EDIT: I imagine whatever the narrators feel is fair for the baby godzillas will be fine. Maybe a dozen? They are man-sized - no special abilities or anything.

[Darkcomet]

...16 Chaos Marines? When I had only four Mandalorians and their leader?

I'm just saying that that might be a bit much, unless you want me to scale 5 Mandalorians equaling 16 traitorous genetically engineered super soldiers...

[Recaiden]

16 is too many. Fix it.
12 godzilla things sounds alright.
Non-immortal hydra required.

[The Bookworm]

Fine. Immortal head has been demoted to a mortal head.

[Fan]

16 is too many. Fix it.
12 godzilla things sounds alright.
Non-immortal hydra required.

Well, 16 Spess Mahreens was a listed example in Insano 1 is all. :smallredface:
How many would be good?

[Mustiado]

?:/ I feel like my team is pretty underpowered at this point...

Time for some make up picks I guess.

http://www.sirlin.net/storage/articles/zerg_rush.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=122577737 4213

'LING RUSH! KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

http://hraj.cz/clanky/pic/updxnagj_Planeswalkers_jace.jpg
A Magic: The Gathering Planeswalker

http://www.blogto.com/upload/2007/05/20070527samus_aran.jpg
Samus Aran. After we finished up retrieving all of her stuff. Charge shot and plasma shot and whatnot.

[billtodamax]

The planeswalker's name is jace beleren.

[Mustiado]

I saw that when I picked up the image, Bill. I decided I wanted to keep him general as I know nothing about what that character may entail.

[Darkcomet]

Four picks for the last round of picking.

Also, for the Chaos Marine issue, I suggest 5-6.

[Uncle Festy]

I saw that when I picked up the image, Bill. I decided I wanted to keep him general as I know nothing about what that character may entail.

>.>
I can help with that.
:smallbiggrin:

[Selrahc]

Four picks for the last round of picking.

Also, for the Chaos Marine issue, I suggest 5-6.

Four tanks is equal to 6 Chaos Marines? I mean I've never played much Command and Conquer, but those stealth tanks look pretty powerful.

[The Bookworm]

My pick will be up in this post later today retrospectively.

[Recaiden]

Those tanks are actually rather weak. For tanks.

How about 9 or 10?

[Murska]

Stealth tanks don't have that much health, but they do a lot of damage and, most importantly, they're cloaked. They're usually used to ambush units and kill them before they have a chance to retaliate. In Renegade, they're godly annoying, too, if that matters. :smalltongue:

[Darkcomet]

Stealth tanks don't have that much health, but they do a lot of damage and, most importantly, they're cloaked. They're usually used to ambush units and kill them before they have a chance to retaliate. In Renegade, they're godly annoying, too, if that matters. :smalltongue:

This. filler

[Recaiden]

Hello? Bookworm?

[Darkcomet]

*pokes Bookworm*

*pokepokepoke*

[Fan]

He's had three days, move on for sake of getting this started? >.>

[Recaiden]

Yeah. He can go last. He's had 3 days and I PMd him while I know he was on. Next!

[Supagoof]

Heh - perhaps some arbitrary person can send in suggestions for when players miss their picks.

Like if I suggest that Bookworm should have the I.R.S.S. (www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Cl7AM9Fdc) for his pick, since he missed it.

That way I can feel like I contribute without actually taking up a slot to play. :smalltongue:

You miss your spot, then some crazed goof picks some weird thing for you to fight with! :smallbiggrin:

[Darkcomet]

Whoo. That means it's my turn.

Three or four Tesla Tanks
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/cnc/images/5/50/Teslatank.jpg

Six Black Hand troopers
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/cnc/images/thumb/0/0c/BlackHand_CC3_Art1.jpg/180px-BlackHand_CC3_Art1.jpg

Two Juggernaut Walkers
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/cnc/images/thumb/6/61/Juggernaut.JPG/250px-Juggernaut.JPG

50-100 Ninjas (inverse ninja law applies)

[Recaiden]

Heh - perhaps some arbitrary person can send in suggestions for when players miss their picks.

Like if I suggest that Bookworm should have the I.R.S.S. (www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Cl7AM9Fdc) for his pick, since he missed it.

That way I can feel like I contribute without actually taking up a slot to play. :smalltongue:

You miss your spot, then some crazed goof picks some weird thing for you to fight with! :smallbiggrin:

I like the way you think. If he still hasn't put his picks by tomorrow, maybe.

[Darkcomet]

No opinions on the Tesla Tanks/Ninjas?

[Recaiden]

3 tanks, 80 ninjas. Just remember to kill them all at once.

[happyturtle]

What's the point of ninjas without the inverse ninja law?

[Darkcomet]

Seems fair enough. *snickers at the bit about the ninjas*

[Supagoof]

I like the way you think. If he still hasn't put his picks by tomorrow, maybe.
Heh, I got more things like those on my list too. Warning to everyone else.

Goof's Pick List if you miss your sign-up.

Pick | Weapon | Image
Care Bears|Care Bear Stare|http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/04/12/care-bears.jpg
Charlie the Unicorn|Takes you to Candy Mountain to lose a kidney|http://www.frogstylebiscuit.com/images/content/06-may/charlie.gif
A-Team|Thousands of bullets get fired, yet no one gets shot|http://astoreisgood.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/key_art_the_a_team.jpg
Captain Underpants|Shock Trauma|http://blog.pennlive.com/thrive/2007/10/large_CaptainUnderpants.jpg
MS Paper Clip|Annoyance|http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Q8_F2nxmhLY/RnGt8RcRC5I/AAAAAAAAAk4/L15BDe5prvc/s400/paperclip.jpg
You were warned....:smallbiggrin:

[Selrahc]

The idea of penalty picks is fun, but I do think there is a problem in this system however. If someone isn't even going to be bothered to make their picks, how are they possibly going to be reliable enough to play through the game?

Also, I think the A team have already been picked twice with no coercion at all. :smalltongue:

[The Bookworm]

Final Four (Late) Picks:
Small section of the Hobgoblin Army from Order of the Stick!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4d/TREEBEARD.jpg
Eight Ents lead by Treebeard, from Lord of the Rings!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/01/Rattus_norvegicus_1.jpg
Swarm of Rats from The Pied Piper of Hamelin!
20 Albino Sewer Alligators straight from the urban legend!

[happyturtle]

The A-Team are awesome! Not only can they avoid getting shot, but if you lock them up in an old barn, they can spend a round and somehow build a tank!

[billtodamax]

Heh, I got more things like those on my list too. Warning to everyone else.

Goof's Pick List if you miss your sign-up.

MS Paper Clip|Annoyance|http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Q8_F2nxmhLY/RnGt8RcRC5I/AAAAAAAAAk4/L15BDe5prvc/s400/paperclip.jpg
You were warned....:smallbiggrin:

You heartless, heartless monster! :smalltongue:

[Dirk Kris]

Can I go ahead and make my picks? Or are we waiting on someone else now?

[The Bookworm]

^I think you can pick now...

Full Army List:
Steve's Magnificent Menagerie
1. Jane Goodall, Steve and Terry (Irregular Webcomic!)
2. Ancient Black Dragon and Young Adult Black Dragon (Order of the Stick)
3. Cthulhu (Irregular Webcomic! Version)
4. Níðhöggr/Nidhogg (Norse Mythology)
5. Lernaean Hydra (Non-immortal, Greek Mythology)
6. Horde of Creepy Animals (corracats, lizards, etc.) (The Hill, short story)
7. Hobgoblin Army (Only a small portion, Order of the Stick)
8. Eight Ents lead by Treebeard (Lord of the Rings)
9. Large Swarm of Rats (The Pied Piper of Hamelin)
10. Twenty Albino Sewer Alligators (Urban Legend)

[Dirk Kris]

Final picks - all from South Park!
http://www.dvdrama.com/imagescrit/mechastreisand.jpg
Mecha-Streisand! And Mecha-Poitier!
http://allabout-sp.net/season1/109.gif Starvin' Marvin and the Ethiopians!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VrfoiT12VQs/SWFZBy7oHBI/AAAAAAAAACc/qMF3_VaHEUs/s320/sallystruthers.jpegAnd Sally Struthers the Hutt!

[Darkcomet]

Um, you kind of need four this round.... EDIT: Huh, looks like edits.

Unless you want those to count for two for whatever reason.

I'm going to throw my full army list here 'cause I can.


The Dark Revenants

Metal Gear RAY
Darth Revan
6 TIE Interceptors
The Sorrow
4 Stealth Tanks
Mandalore Canderous Ordo and 4 Mandalorian Neo-Crusaders
3 Tesla Tanks
Six Black Hand Troopers
Two Juggernaut Walkers
80 Ninjas under the effect of the Inverse Ninja Law


The name fits, if you're familiar with the settings a lot of the units come from. Perhaps the only ones it doesn't fit are the Juggernauts and the Ninjas.

[Fan]

7th pick
Phoe kun! =3

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f66/PhoeKun/Cecilkitty.png

8th
Spawn

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:BgM8mTF8zbjHXM:http://www.geocities.com/arayh_al/img/spawn.jpg

9th
Secret Apprentince from Force Unleashed.

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:Qo1eryTvJUUciM:http://zonamasekot.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/darth_vader_secret_apprentice_by_chris_trevas.jpg

10th
Alucard from Hellsing.

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm44/rosally_renren/Alucard.png

Full army list:

Cloud Strife w/Ultima Weapon and Motorcycle
Vincent Valentine w/Proto materia and Death Penalty.
Repo Man
. Jack Skelelington
. Chip Zanuff
. 10 Chaos Spess Mahreens!
. Phoe Kun
. Spawn
. Secret Apprentice, Force Unleashed
. Alucard, Hellsing. (with a globe of darkness that he can see through for fairness sake as far as usuability.)

[Darkcomet]

I thought we decided to lower the Chaos Marine count?

8-10 of those, I think...

Also.

Revan vs. Starkiller. 'course, Revan's prolly screwed, but still...

[Fan]

I thought we decided to lower the Chaos Marine count?

8-10 of those, I think...

Also.

Revan vs. Starkiller. 'course, Revan's prolly screwed, but still...

8-10, it is then. >.>

Also, I would be willing to say their about even on the power levels of the Force, Star Killer is described as a "Near Primal Force User", so I'd say that while Revan bests him in Light Saber combat, Star Killer has a slight upper hand in Force Based Shenanigans.

[Darkcomet]

Sounds fair to me.

Not to mention that Revan=tactical genius.

[Fan]

Eh, Tactics are for the weak. Currently my army is comprised entirely of single picks. Although I'm surprised no one has called Shenangins on Alucard considering he can regenrate from damn near anything, and when he finally goes all out against someone... All I can say is :smalleek:

[Darkcomet]

Eh, Tactics are for the weak. Currently my army is comprised entirely of single picks. Although I'm surprised no one has called Shenangins on Alucard considering he can regenrate from damn near anything, and when he finally goes all out against someone... All I can say is :smalleek:

Well, that was because I'm honestly not familiar with him. :smalltongue:

[Fan]

Google him, and then scroll to the bottom of the page... >.>

[Recaiden]

I'll be gone for a little while. Sorry.

[Darkcomet]

Can you PM someone the map you were going to use? That way we can at least go on with the game.

[Recaiden]

No. Its on my computer at home, where there's no electricity for a while. Pentagonal, water at the center and in a few places around, woods closer in, dry further out until rocky areas at the bases, which are raised, with walls, and a pointed ceiling.

[Darkcomet]

Alright then. I'll do my best to see if I can replicate it with my extremely limited Inkscape skills.

[Darkcomet]

Okay then!

Behold Darkcomet's crappy rendition of the Insanowar 6 map!

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2052/insano6.png
light blue=water
green=woods
outer black lines near corners=walls
inner black lines near corners=symbolize rocky-ness
dark red=presumed-to-exist towers
As usual, things that seem to be differently sized that should be the same size are actually the same size.

[Mustiado]

Oh, my turn, yes? I'll have picks up by tonight.

[Shadowcaller]

Okay then!

Behold Darkcomet's crappy rendition of the Insanowar 6 map!

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2052/insano6.png
light blue=water
green=woods
outer black lines near corners=walls
inner black lines near corners=symbolize rocky-ness
dark red=presumed-to-exist towers
As usual, things that seem to be differently sized that should be the same size are actually the same size.


Hey, thats pretty cool.

[Darkcomet]

Oh, my turn, yes? I'll have picks up by tonight.

>.>
<.<
*poke*
:smalltongue:

[Mustiado]

Yeah yeah, I'm a liar. *scurries off to fill out his army*

Since Fanboy is indulging his weakness, I'll go for one of mine:
http://members.lycos.nl/aniromzzz/Chrono%20Trigger%20Wall%202.jpg
Chrono, Marle, and Lucca of Chrono Trigger!

No vehicle yet, so...
http://annikarei.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/voltron.jpg
VOLTRON!

http://forwearemany.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/push-movie.jpg
A Kinetic, a Seer and a Pusher from the movie Push.

And Finally...
http://filmsirkus.no/shop/images/Neca/crow18.jpg
Eric Draven, The Crow, with a large murder of Crows.

[Fan]

By the way, the term is Mover Mustiado... There is no kinetic.:smalltongue:

[Recaiden]

Okay then!

Behold Darkcomet's crappy rendition of the Insanowar 6 map!

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2052/insano6.png
light blue=water
green=woods
outer black lines near corners=walls
inner black lines near corners=symbolize rocky-ness
dark red=presumed-to-exist towers
As usual, things that seem to be differently sized that should be the same size are actually the same size.


No, it looks alright. Who's left to pick?

[Fan]

No one, Bookworm needs to post his first turn.

[The Bookworm]

Hmm... Where are the hexes? Are we using the first page map?

[Fan]

Credit to darkcomet

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2052/insano6.png

Choose a corner, and write your turn.:smalltongue:

[Recaiden]

We're using the nice map darkcomet made.

Go.

[Darkcomet]

We're using the nice map darkcomet made.

Go.

Wait, really? Over your probably-better-made one?

I'm not the artist here. :smalltongue:

[Recaiden]

Wait, really? Over your probably-better-made one?

I'm not the artist here. :smalltongue:

Really. It's a struggle not to overcomplicate my drawings, and I failed with my map. It will never see the light of day.

[Darkcomet]

Hm. Well this is certainly a bizarre occurrence. I intended that as nothing more than a substitute map and wasn't really trying much for quality.

[The Bookworm]

Hang on... Shouldn't it have hexes?

[Darkcomet]

Hang on... Shouldn't it have hexes?

I did it in Inkscape, so no. We did three games without hexes, darnit, we'll be fine. :smalltongue:

[The Bookworm]

In the fortress of Steve's Magnificent Menagerie...
"Steve?"
"Yes?"
"Where .. are we?"
"Crikey, Terry, I don't know. One of them stroppy skeleton fellows came and asked me to do a favor for him. I agreed to. He said his name was 'DEATH OF BEING TRODDEN BY STEVE'S ARMY' and that he was 'TIRED OF WAITING AROUND FOR A COLLECTION JOB.'
"Oh." Suddenly, a figure emerged from a door leading into Steve's chamber.
"Steve? I didn't think this day could get worse!"
"Crikey, its Jane Goodall! And she looks a bit stroppy!"
"Terry! What's happened?"
"... I don't really know."
In another section of the fortress...
"Revenge against Steve... Revenge against Steve..."
"Steve? Who's Steve?"
"My archnemesis."
"But... You're Cthulhu. A Great Old One. Steve must be a being of great power to oppose you."
"... Human."
"What?"
"Steve is a human."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"... C'mon, let's go kill and eat some people."
"OK. I guess."
In yet another part of the fortress...
"Want ... meat. Want ... fight. Want ... meat."
In another part of the fortress...
"Where are we?"
"I don't know, sweetheart. But at least we're together."
"Mommm... Do you HAVE to be so sentimental?"
"Yes, dear, I do. It's because I'm your parent."
"I wanna go kill stuff."
"No, dear, that's quite wrong. Not unless they provoke us."
"Ummm... I'm gonna go get provoked."
"Fine. I'll be waiting for you, right here. ... Teenagers."
In an UTTERLY INCONSPICUOUS forested area near the fortress...
Listen, fellow ents, this is my brilliant plan! We hide and pretend to be trees, then sneak attack the enemy when they come close to us!"
"Supreme Leader Treebeard, I have a question."
"Yes, Darkroot?"
"Shouldn't we have hidden near a pre-existing forest?"
"No. This will do fine."
"... Okay, Supreme Leader."
Army List- With Color Codes
Steve's Magnificent Menagerie
1. Jane Goodall, Steve and Terry (Irregular Webcomic!)
2. Ancient Black Dragon and Young Adult Black Dragon (Order of the Stick)
3. Cthulhu (Irregular Webcomic! Version)
4. Níðhöggr/Nidhogg (Norse Mythology)
5. Lernaean Hydra (Non-immortal, Greek Mythology)
6. Horde of Creepy Animals (corracats, lizards, etc.) (The Hill, short story)
7. Hobgoblin Army (Only a small portion, Order of the Stick)
8. Eight Ents lead by Treebeard (Lord of the Rings)
9. Large Swarm of Rats (The Pied Piper of Hamelin)
10. Twenty Albino Sewer Alligators (Urban Legend)
Summary- Actions
1) Jane Goodall, Steve, and Terry are talking in the battle room of the fortress.
2) The Young Adult Black Dragon has gone outside the tower to pick a fight. He is on the rocky squiggle outside the tower. His mother is waiting inside the tower, keeping a close eye on him.
3/4) Cthulhu and Nidhogg have gone outside to kill some people. They are currently just outside the walls (non-squiggle black line.) Nidhogg is flying and Cthulhu is stalking.
5) The hydra is chained up in the dungeon of the tower. It wants a fight.
6) The horde of creepy animals are waiting inside a holding pen in the fortress.
7) The hobgoblin army are just inside the walls (non-squiggle black line.)
8) The ents are pretending to be a forest. They are a small ways past the wall (n-s b l.)
9) The rats are all around the tower.
10) The sewer alligators are in the sewers beneath the battlefield.
Casualties
None.

[Darkcomet]

Which corner are you in?

[The Bookworm]

Lower right corner.

[Dirk Kris]

ARMY LIST AND COLORS
1.King Arthur and Knights of the Round Table
2.Baby Godzillas
3.The Sailor Moon girls!
4.Ronin Warriors
5.Oogie Boogie
6.The giant Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters!
7.Mecha-Streisand
8.Mecha-Poitier
9.Starvin Marvin and the Ethiopians
10.Sally Struthers the Hutt

Also, is there a determined turn order?

[Darkcomet]

Top Base

Darth Revan surveyed the gathered troops and stepped up on the front stairs of the tower for a better position.

"I am sure that all of you are confused as to why you are gathered here."

The Ninjas and the Mandalorians, as if prompted by the Dark Lord's speech, peer at each other suspiciously. The latter group was probably laughing at the comically ineffective ninjas under their helmets.

"Some of us hail from different points in time, and others are normally sworn enemies."

The TIE Interceptor pilots, with their craft not yet launched, looked at the relatively primitive-looking Mandalorians oddly, two of them noting that the guy giving the speech is an ancient Sith Lord. They'd probably look terrified if not for the helmets.

The Tesla Tank drivers looked about oddly, seeing far more advanced technology than what they were used to, while The Sorrow stared at Metal Gear RAY.

At the same time, the Black Hand Troopers and the Juggernaut drivers glared at each other. The Stealth Tanks were waiting, ready to strike if it became a fight.

"Down with GDI!"

"We'll see if Kane can save you when we drive right over you..."

"SILENCE!"

The Dark Lord clears his throat.

"We cannot afford to let our own wars interfere with this one. There are enemies out there that would gladly kill all of us. If we are to survive, we cannot fight amongst ourselves. Cling to your allegiances if you wish, but they will get you nowhere. We shall fight because we must, no more, no less."

Under his mask, the Dark Lord was smirking.

After the speech, the drivers and pilots of the vehicles and Interceptors board their respective vehicles. The Interceptors patrol the area immediately around the base.

Metal Gear RAY exits the base and heads toward the center.

Exactly 79 Ninjas exit the base and are guarding the area outside it.

Something, however, seems simply wrong. The occasional blur can be seen around Metal Gear RAY as it makes its trek...

Army List


Metal Gear RAY-heading to the water
Darth Revan-in the base
6 TIE Interceptors-patrolling the skies around the base
The Sorrow-inside base
4 Stealth Tanks-unknown
Mandalore Canderous Ordo and 4 Mandalorian Neo-Crusaders-inside base
3 Tesla Tanks-inside base
Six Black Hand Troopers-inside base
Two Juggernaut Walkers-inside base
80 Ninjas under the effect of the Inverse Ninja Law-1 in base, 79 outside.

[The Bookworm]

'Tis Dirk's turn!

[Dirk Kris]

MIDDLE LEFT BASE:

Oogie Boogie, the self-appointed general, stands before the assembled group. Pulled from all corners of the known entertainment universe, they eye one another with suspicion. Lots of cartoons. Interesting... With a clatter of his big boney dice, he gathers the attention of them all. "Hello there, my army of loyal servants!"

A voice pipes up from one of King Arthur's knights. "How do you know we're loyal?"

Oogie smiles coldly. "Because I'll eat ya if ya ain't. Any other questions?" A deathly silence follows, causing Oogie to smile more, the seams of his mouth stretching to their fullest. "Now, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go out there and destroy those other armies, and any hope of happiness in this land will crumble!"

Another of the knights opens his mouth to speak, but is shushed by the others.

The group of baby Godzillas roar happily - they are hungry. And they'd prefer fish, but they aren't picky. Sally Struthers the Hutt bellows right along with them.

Meanwhile, the Ronin Warriors and Sailor Moon girls are busy having a pose-off in the corner, trying to be the most dramatic. King Arthur's knights whistle appreciatively at the girls, causing their leader to roll his eyes.

Mecha Streisand, Mecha Poitier, and Stay-Puft lag at the rear, heads ducked to fit inside the meeting room.

Starvin' Marvin and the Ethiopians chitter nervously, unsure what they are in for.

ACTIONS:
1.King Arthur and Knights of the Round Table - gather before the front gates
2.Baby Godzillas - spread in pairs throughout the moat (there's a moat, dammit!)
3.The Sailor Moon girls! - posing front and center in their mini-skirts - and stretching
4.Ronin Warriors - line the top of the front wall
5.Oogie Boogie - in the keep
6.The giant Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters! - in the keep
7.Mecha-Streisand - in the keep
8.Mecha-Poitier - in the keep
9.Starvin Marvin and the Ethiopians - mill about, scavenging on the southernmost part of the battlefield they can reach
10.Sally Struthers the Hutt - in the keep

[Fan]

Middle right base:

Vincent Valentine looked out from one of the many spired towers of the base, survyeing the land, and the armies around him. He sat there silently for a second, just watching, before one of the others came up from the long, and high stair case that lead to this little alcove, a faint swishing of a tail could be heard in the still silence, as she spoke.

"So, what are you doing up here? Everyone's waiting for us to assemble down in the great hall."

Vincent cracked a small smile in his features, but dismissed it shortly as he turned around, and said.

"Just appreciating the view. The Lake out in the middle is realy quite beautiful in the prepetual full moon our base seems to be trapped in."

Phoe kun chuckled abit inside, these bishounen could be so sappy at times, outwardly she merely nodded, and lead him down the stairs, and into the main room where everyone was gathered. Jack Skeleington, being the only one with leadership experiance aside from Cloud, had decided that it was up to him to keep order over this meangrie of a army. It wasn't going well, while he had managed to get Alucard to stop trying to eat everyone, and the Chaos Space Marines to stop using the dishes for target practice, he had yet to gather everyone into a coherent body. Finally, fed up with it all, he let out a ghostly wail, and everyone finally stopped all their shenanagins, and sat down at the great halls huge ass table.

Jack, smiling with pride, finally got to speak with the entirerty of his army now that Vincent, and Phoe Kun were back.

"Now, I know that we are not exactly anything alike here save a few of us, but that doesn't mean we can't work together. The other armies are attempting to wage all out war. Even now they mobilize their forces to bring pain, death, and destruction upon us all, and THAT is why I've called you all here today. Though we may not be as many as the other armies, the advantage that we do have is individual capabilities, and we need to put these to use, so that we can maxmize our chances for survival. Mr.Star Killer, would you mind using your powers to arrange some traps, and their ilk around our base, and I would like the... exciteable.... Men in power armor to cover the exterior of the gate. Lastly, I would like Mr.Zanuff, and the... Man in what looks to be a fusion of dentist, and a surgeon's outfit, to go out and scout for potential infiltrations. Cloud, Ms.Phoe Kun, and Vincent. Your job is to be ready for any attack, and to get to work on that motor bike with Mr.Spawn. It's not nearly fast enough."

Full army list with locations-

Star killer- Using the force to make traps, mostly of the spinning blade, electro shock, and point blank cannon blast variety.
Alucard- Jack was too scared to give him orders quite yet, but is away somewhere.
Spawn- Working demon magic on the motor bike with Phoe Kun, Vincent, and Cloud.
Phoe Kun- Being adorable, and helping with Cloud's motor bike.
Vincent- Being bishounen, and not really helping with Cloud's motor bike
Cloud- Grumbling to himself, and being the only one aside from spawn actually helping with the motor bike
Jack Skeleington- Giving orders in the great hall
Chaos Spess Mahreens- Setting up a premieter with their storm bolters, and setting up a twin linked melta as a primary gate defence.
Chip Zanuff- Stealthing it up looking for potential inflitration spots, fortifying them, and moving on while looking for infiltrators that might have already gotten in
Repo man- Same as Zanuff

[Darkcomet]

I do realize that this is rather pointless, due to Bookworm being away till Friday, but I would prefer it if we could proceed smoothly as possible upon his arrival.

That is to say...

*pokes Mustiado*

[Mustiado]

Oh, right--

*scuttles off to write army action* Oh Sna--

[The Bookworm]

I'm back! Now just waiting for Mustiado...

[Recaiden]

I'm back! Now just waiting for Mustiado...

For certain time zones of Friday.:smalltongue:

[The Bookworm]

Hey, I was back a little early!:smallsmile:

Mustiado...Mustiado...Mustiado...

[Mustiado]

I know, I'm so sorry guys. I'm involved in a 48 hour film festival this weekend. May I leave my army's actions and fill in fluff later?

EDIT: Okay...

Magic Planeswalker has mounted the top of the tower.
Zerglings have trotted into the forest, and burrowed.
The Burn Notice Team is finding way to reinforce and defend the halls of the tower.
Kung Fu Panda and the Furious Five have gone to learn the lay of the land.
The Problem Sleuth Team is in search of liqour.
Samus Aran has gone to stock up on provisions from the local fauna, including energy and missles
Eric has sent his crows to scout the forest.
Voltron towers above all!
The Push folks wait for the Seer to divine some advance information on enemy tactics.
Chrono's group mans the tower walls.

It helps if you close the spoiler tag. Iuf Yellow continues to be a pain in the rear to read, the kekeke will change its color.

[Darkcomet]

I know, I'm so sorry guys. I'm involved in a 48 hour film festival this weekend. May I leave my army's actions and fill in fluff later?

No problem.

[Recaiden]

I know, I'm so sorry guys. I'm involved in a 48 hour film festival this weekend. May I leave my army's actions and fill in fluff later?

EDIT: Okay...

Magic Planeswalker has mounted the top of the tower.
Zerglings have trotted into the forest, and burrowed.
The Burn Notice Team is finding way to reinforce and defend the halls of the tower.
Kung Fu Panda and the Furious Five have gone to learn the lay of the land.
The Problem Sleuth Team is in search of liqour.
Samus Aran has gone to stock up on provisions from the local fauna, including energy and missles
Eric has sent his crows to scout the forest.
Voltron towers above all!
The Push folks wait for the Seer to divine some advance information on enemy tactics.
Chrono's group mans the tower walls.

It helps if you close the spoiler tag. Iuf Yellow continues to be a pain in the rear to read, the kekeke will change its color.

Yes, of course. And zerglings should be purple! Or orange.

[Darkcomet]

>.>

<.<

*pokes Bookworm*

[Darkcomet]

Okay, it's been three days and he's been poked.

Can I take my turn?

[Recaiden]

Yes you may. Bookworm's turn has, sadly, been skipped.

Darkcomet
Dirk Kris
Night Surgeon
Mustiado
Bookworm

Round 2 begins.

[Darkcomet]

RAY arrives at the Forest, and the pilot of the mecha is confused, opening a comm channel with Revan:

"Sir, you said I was supposed to get to the center lake. There's a forest in the way..."

"Use your imagination."

The Dark Lord cuts off the comlink.

The Metal Gear's pilot thinks, and opens a channel with the Stealth Tanks:

"On my mark, fire everything.

Three.

Two.

One.

FIRE!"

The stealth tanks surrounding RAY decloak and open fire on the forest with their missile launchers, and RAY launches its own missiles. The forest burns from the missile barrage, and trees fall. The Zerglings can't escape as the forest falls down on their hiding places, and even if they could, they'd burn to death.

Afterward, RAY climbs over the burning foliage and jumps into the center lake, the stealth tanks recloaking and going who knows where.

Darkcomet's Base

The Mandalorians exit, activating their stealth field generators as they go.

The patrolling TIE Interceptors spot something in the distance, however...

Bookworm's Base

The Interceptors fly over to the base and open fire on the 'disguised' Ents, quickly annihilating the tree-men.

Nidhogg doesn't appreciate this, and goes after the Interceptors as they make their attack run. TIE Interceptors are designed for speed, however, and only two are destroyed before the rest can escape.

Casualties

Zerglings are trapped under destroyed forest
Ents
Two Interceptors
Forest
Anything else that was in the forest that I missed


Army List

1. Metal Gear RAY-in the water
2. Darth Revan-in the base
3. 4 TIE Interceptors-patrolling the skies around the base
4. The Sorrow-inside base
5. 4 Stealth Tanks-unknown, invisible
6. Mandalore Canderous Ordo and 4 Mandalorian Neo-Crusaders-unknown, invisible
7. 3 Tesla Tanks-inside base
8. Six Black Hand Troopers-inside base
9. Two Juggernaut Walkers-inside base
10. 80 Ninjas under the effect of the Inverse Ninja Law-1 in base, 79 outside.

[Dirk Kris]

At the Middle Left Base...

Oogie Boogie watches with delight as the destruction begins. He orders his troops into action.

The Ronin Warriors, lining the castle wall, begin an epic dramatic pose-off with the Chrono Trigger group atop Castle Mustiado. Soon, their superior numbers force the Chrono Trigger group to collapse, exhausted, allowing time for the Sailor Moon girls to show up and chibbi-fy them to death.

Starvin Marvin and the Ethiopians, exploring and scavenging, find several "bunnies" hiding in the woods near Mustiado's castle. They cluck and twitter with delight as they start to eat them.

Mecha-Streisand and Mecha-Poitier head out of the castle, heading out into the field. They are attacked by several crows as they near the woods. Roaring and swatting, they manage to take several of them out, though Mecha-Poitier damages a visual sensor. Clearing the wooded area, they stand before Voltron and roar in defiance. They circle the giant robot, attempting to flank him.

Casualties
Chrono Trigger - taken out by teamwork from Sailor Moon and Ronin Warriors
Eric Draven's crows - Mecha Streisand and Poitier
zerglings - Ethiopian lunch

Actions
1.King Arthur and Knights of the Round Table - standing guard in front of the castle
2.Baby Godzillas - swimming the moat
3.The Sailor Moon girls! - sneaking into Mustiado's castle
4.Ronin Warriors - resting after their pose-off atop the castle walls
5.Oogie Boogie - in the keep
6.The giant Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters! - in the keep
7.Mecha-Streisand - attempting to flank Voltron
8.Mecha-Poitier - attempting to flank Voltron
9.Starvin Marvin and the Ethiopians - eating zerglings in the forest
10.Sally Struthers the Hutt - in the keep

[Fan]

Spawn, Phoe Kun, Cloud, and Vincent roll a PIMPED bike out into the gothic court yard. The now straight onyx bike seems to be floating, propelled up as if by a high strength, high density gas (You call it magic.), has 2 lazers on the front, and spinning chrome wheels. Spawn turns to the 3, and says to them in a oddly familiar fashion to Vincent.

"Yo Dawg, I heard you like shooters, so I put shooters on your bike, so you could shoot while you drive."

"I don't drive."
Vincent simply responds, a flutter of his cloak exposing demonic wings for a few seconds before it clings loosely to his form again.

Spawn merely shakes his head, and turns to Cloud, hoping he would like his work more as he helped him.
He then presses a side compartment on the bike, and several demonic looking swords pop out, serrated edges, and over all badassness being applied to all of them, the one furthest to the right, and the one furthest to the left being chain swords, they also seem to be able to interlock, he then says again with much hand gesturing.
"Yo Dawg, I heard you like Swords, so I put swords on your swords, so you could cut while you cut."

Cloud, being the actual intended driver of the vehicle, was nearly estatic (Is so in character, if you call Cloud a angsty emo your not playing the game game as me.:smalltongue:) at the state of his bike, it had simply been GOOD before, but now it flew over rough surfaces, and had Lasors! He then began hugging the bike, which made Phoe Kun, Vincent, and Spawn look at him like he was the blue stuff in the back of your refridgerator for a second, before heading out as another orders were announced over the intercom.

"This is Jack speaking, we have recieved our orders from FBHQ (Fanboy HQ =p), and this is going to be critical so listen up. This means you Marines. At this point several sleeping marines are shocked into consiousness by a loud keening sound shot through their CB radios in their helmets, and picked up their storm bolters, and got to work getting ready.

"I would like the marines to attack the recently damaged side of that strange mechanoid woman, it looks like some crows got her eye on her left side, go after the leg on her blind side with some of your.. Krak gernades are they? Then focus cover fire on the other one before pulling out. Then Ms.Phoe Kun will fly up to it, and with the aid of Mr.Vincent take the other beast down while your laying down the cover. THEN PULL OUT, we can't afford to let them take out anyone but the marines right now, that old coniving Oogie boogie is present on the battlefield, and we need to stick together to avoid his tricks, watch each others backs, and be god speed men. As for Alucard, go out and lay down cover fire with the Marines... Once again I can't stress how important it is that you focus fire on the legs. Bi pedal creatures just arent steady after 60 ft tall."

The Marines all hoot and holler about something related to the blood god, and how he apparently DESPERATELY needs these skulls for his throne... Jack applies super glue to his own head should they attempt something, before ushering them out.

Phoe Kun, and Vincent fly into position, hiding behind some bushes as they watch the Mecha duo gobble up some spess mahreens, this exchange goes on for awhile, until Alucard ALLOWS himself to get eaten.:smalleek:

Inside the beast a voice can be heard... A dark, evil voice, that speaks of AEONS of power that has be honed to prefection, the voice chants the removal of the seal.
"Threat Diagnosed. Removal of the limiter has been authorized until the creature is no longer a threat. First limiter removed."

Watching from the bushes Vincent, and Phoe Kun find themselves witness to a massive tentacle bursting from Mecha Poitera's mouth, ripping its way out of its stomach, and digging into the poor beings inside it (Assuming it works like a weird female Mecha godzilla.), a massive dogs head with a thousand blood red eyes devouring the pilots. When the creature falls Vincent, and Phoe Kun decided to get VERY far away from this guy, and head back to base. Alucard emerges from the beast a short time after, finding he had devoured all of the Chaos Space Marines.... Ah well, their loss.
He then begins walking back cockily to the base, watching the fight between the Voltron bot, and the other Mecha with a look of interest behind his amber orange round rim glasses.

Locations/Army List.

Star killer- Finishing up the various traps, and beginning on a pallisade.
Alucard- Being sadistic, and enjoying the rush of souls he got from the Spess Mahreens.
Spawn- Defending the gate in the Spess Mahreens place, using the Twin Linked Melta Gun mounted on top.
Phoe Kun- Being adorable, and over the base, looking out for odd attackers with True Seeing.
Vincent- Being freaked out, and at the base with Phoe Kun
Cloud- Adoring his shiny new bike, and gloryifying it.
Jack Skeleington- Giving orders in the great hall
Chaos Spess Mahreens- Eaten, Devoured, and killed.
Chip Zanuff- Stealthing it up looking for potential inflitration spots, fortifying them, and moving on while looking for infiltrators that might have already gotten in
Repo man- Same as Zanuff


Summary:

Alucard removed his first limiter, and ate Mecha poitire in addition to mah Spess Mahreens.
Phoe Kun, and Vincent ran away fearing being eaten themselves.
Spawn decided to make a meme refference when he unveiled the pimped ride.
Jack no longer has to fear his head getting ripped off by the Spess Mahreens for the Skull throne.


Casualties:

My Chaos Spess Mahreen's.
The Mecha Poitire.
Minor damage to the other mecha.
CANNOT UN SEE on Phoe Kun, and Vincent.

[horngeek]

To Dirk Kris:

I ALREADY HAVE SIR ROBIN!

And his minstrels.

[Dirk Kris]

I know, but I have the rest of the knights. You can have silly Sir Robin and his soiled armor. :smallamused:

[Recaiden]

To Horngeek:
THAT DOESN'T MATTER!
We've had the same unit in mutliple wars before. I think Chell and Vader.

And I wouldn't call him Emo, but emotionless. And what do you have against the word Laser? Huh? And what do you have in your fridge?

[Fan]

To Horngeek:
THAT DOESN'T MATTER!
We've had the same unit in mutliple wars before. I think Chell and Vader.

And I wouldn't call him Emo, but emotionless. And what do you have against the word Laser? Huh? And what do you have in your fridge?

Not so much emotionless, you'll find that he's quite the emotional guy in Crisis Core. However Emotionally DISTANT IS something he is.
Also, I'mah Firin Mah Lazor! (It has to be a lasor, or a Lazor for me.:smalltongue:)

[Darkcomet]

*pokes Mustiado with a lightsaber*

[Darkcomet]

...right.

Since it seems Mustiado is filing away now, does this mean it's Bookworm's turn?

Hopefully he'll take it this time.

[Mustiado]

Hey guys,

Because of a combination of me being away for a week, and the fact that this game is pretty drastically different from what I imagined, I think I'm just going to withdraw entirely. If someone else wants to take over my army, that's cool, but I'd understand if they'd rather have a fresh start with their own characters instead of what's left of mine.

My apologies for tying up the spot, but if you never try, I guess you never learn, right?

[Recaiden]

Ok. If anyone want to take over for him?

[Darkcomet]

I don't think Bookworm cares about this anymore...

[The Bookworm]

Snap! Sorry, I forgot about this! I'll take a turn now, unless you want to skip me again!

[Darkcomet]

Go ahead.

At least it doesn't seem we've lost two now...

[The Bookworm]

In the fortress of Steve's Magnificent Menagerie...
"Crikey! Terry, come look at this table! It's lighting up!"
"Hmmm... Interesting... I think this shows the area around this fortress.
"Crikey! You're brilliant!"
"Yes, I don't know why she married an idiot like you. Now, Steve, you go down into the dungeon of this fortress. This ... map ... says that there is a Hydra down there."
"A hydra! Crikey, I've always wanted to see a hydra!"
"Good. Terry and I will stay here and watch you. Maybe we'll get lucky and it'll kill you."
Outside the castle...
"Hey, Cthulhu! I flamed two of those weird Interceptor thingies!" [NB: This is from Darkcomet's last turn.]
"Great! But that's not satisfying! Let's follow them!"
"Okay. Wait ... They're stopping. At a castle." Nidhogg flames another Interceptor, and the other flies off.
"Nidhogg!"
"Yes?"
"I'm being swarmed by humans! Little black ones! [NB: This means ninjas.]
"Kill them! You're Cthulhu!"
Five minutes later..
"Well, that was fun. Those little black humans are terribly squishy."
In the fortress dungeon...
"I sick and tired of boredness... Want fight..."
Outside the castle...
"I wanna fight... Why doesn't someone provoke me already?"
In the fortress kitchen...
["Squeak! Squeak! Squeak squeak squeak...
"Squeak squeak, squeak squeak, squeak."
"Squeak!?"
"Squeak squeak."
[Translation: "Come! Come! I have a plan..."
"I hope that Bobby Rat doesn't mess it up again."
"What!?"
"Sorry Bobby Rat."]
Army List- With Color Codes
Steve's Magnificent Menagerie
1. Jane Goodall, Steve and Terry (Irregular Webcomic!)
2. Ancient Black Dragon and Young Adult Black Dragon (Order of the Stick)
3. Cthulhu (Irregular Webcomic! Version)
4. Níðhöggr/Nidhogg (Norse Mythology)
5. Lernaean Hydra (Non-immortal, Greek Mythology)
6. Horde of Creepy Animals (corracats, lizards, etc.) (The Hill, short story)
7. Hobgoblin Army (Only a small portion, Order of the Stick)
8. Eight Ents lead by Treebeard (Lord of the Rings)
9. Large Swarm of Rats (The Pied Piper of Hamelin)
10. Twenty Albino Sewer Alligators (Urban Legend)
Summary-Actions
1) Jane Goodall, Steve, and Terry are talking in the battle room of the fortress. Steve leaves to see the hydra.
2) The Young Adult Black Dragon is waiting outside the tower for someone to fight. He is on the rocky squiggle outside the tower. His mother is waiting inside the tower, keeping a close eye on him.
3/4) Nidhogg flew to Revan's Castle, where he flamed one of the TIE Interceptors. (There's only one left, and it ran away.) Cthulhu followed, and was attacked by the 79 ninja. It killed them all.
5) The hydra is chained up in the dungeon of the tower. It wants a fight.
6) The horde of creepy animals are waiting inside a holding pen in the fortress.
7) The hobgoblin army are just inside the walls (non-squiggle black line.)
8) The ents have been slaughtered.
9) The rats are making a plan. They have collected in the fortress kitchen.
10) The sewer alligators are in the sewers beneath the battlefield.
Casualties
1 TIE Interceptor
79 Ninja- the ones outside

[Darkcomet]

Lord Revan steps out into the field, hands raised.

"We surrender."

Cthulhu and Nidhogg look at each other oddly. The little human was surrendering? Bah. That's no fun.

They debate over what to do with the Dark Lord when several frag grenades fly out of thin air into Cthulhu, before the Mandalorians decloak in the area they seemed to have come from, opening fire on Cthulhu with their blaster rifles.

The abomination is wounded severely by the explosions, and Revan looks up at it, holding his hands at it, smirking under the mask...

And lightning comes forth from the Dark Lord's fingertips, frying the already-wounded Cthulhu, before Nidhogg pins the Sith Lord down with one of his massive limbs...

And, as if in a flash, the limb is cut off from seemingly nowhere.

For one instant, you can see the ninja as he retreats back into the base, and Revan blasts the limb off of himself with the Force, straight into the wounded Nidhogg.

And finally, a Stealth Tank decloaks nearby, and opens fire on Nidhogg, finishing off the wounded beast. It and the Mandalorians re-cloak, and go off being generally sneaky again. Revan goes back inside.

Shortly after, one of the Juggernaut walkers walks out, accompanied by two of the Tesla Tanks, to replace the fallen Ninjas as guards.

Casualties

Cthulhu
Nidhogg


Army List

1. Metal Gear RAY-in the water
2. Darth Revan-in the base
3. 3 TIE Interceptors-patrolling the skies around the base
4. The Sorrow-inside base
5. 4 Stealth Tanks-unknown, invisible
6. Mandalore Canderous Ordo and 4 Mandalorian Neo-Crusaders-unknown, invisible
7. 3 Tesla Tanks-one inside, other guarding
8. Six Black Hand Troopers-inside base
9. Two Juggernaut Walkers-one inside, the other guarding the base
10. The Ninja-in the base

[Recaiden]

:smallsigh:
Dirk has 1 more day.

[Dirk Kris]

My bad - first thing in the morning. Promise.

[Dirk Kris]

Starvin Marvin and the Ethiopians advance on the Bookworm's base. They find a convenient pen full of lunch, er um, creepy animals. They spend the turn trying to find a way in to eat the, er, delicious treats?

Sally Struthers starts eyeing the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, which spurs him to hurry outside. He stumbles upon a pair of invisible tanks out in the field, and they open fire on him. However, his puffy goodness absorbs their weaponry and just makes him mad. He sets upon the pair with gooey fisticuffs, blocking their barrels, forcing them to blow up cartoon-style. Then he ambles off.

Mecha Streisand and Voltron face off, each clanking, grinding, and beeping erratically. They run at each other and meet with a resounding "BONG" noise and go to work. They fight in slow-mo for dramatic effect, and seem evenly matched. But, when Voltron least expects it, Mecha-Streisand unleashes her secret power - Super King Mamaiya-maiya Beotch! She attacks with the finishing move, obliterating Voltron and roaring with mechanical glee.

King Arthur and his knights hear the commotion and fidget nervously, reining in their invisible horses.

Ooogie Boogie chuckles darkly as he pulls out a pair of bone dice and rolls them towards Darth Revan's base.

Actions
1.King Arthur and Knights of the Round Table - staying put
2.Baby Godzillas - venturing out in a perimeter around the base
3.The Sailor Moon girls! - heading towards Cloud, Vincent, and Phoe in search of an epic pose-off of their own
4.Ronin Warriors - lining the top of the castle walls again
5.Oogie Boogie - rolling explosive bone dice towards Darth Revan
6.The giant Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters! - wandering aimlessly
7.Mecha-Streisand - crowing over the body of Voltron
8.Mecha-Poitier
9.Starvin Marvin and the Ethiopians - trying to find a way into Bookworm's castle to eat the creepy animals
10.Sally Struthers the Hutt - getting hungrier

Casualties
Voltron
2 of the Stealth Tanks

[Fan]

Things were developing... Strangely... They had as so far had remained untouched by the the other armies, and their only casualties as so far had been caused by Alucard in his mad hunger. Speaking of whom, Phoe could see him sauntering through the field in his own mad gait, his foot steps a swagger, and a monstorous grin on his face. About a couple hundred meters away were the Sailor Moon Girls, they were all walking towards the base, talking about how by The Power of the Moon, they were going to defeat the base of primarily horror based units (Cept Phoe Kun. :3 ), when a loud shot rang out, a bullet flying through Sailor Mars's head, and causing a explosion of gore, and other giblets to shower onto the white unifroms of the Sailor girls. Alucard had spotted them, and with his Vampire sight had managed to get a bead on the one with the black hair. He was about to ajust his aim, when a loud shout was heard from above, and Sailor Moon began her catch phrase transformation into her magical girl weirdness. Alucard was becoming bored after the tenth line about how Friend Ship was the greatest thing since Pi, and decided that this had gone on too long, before another loud BOOM signalled another shot from the Jackal. However, Sailor Uranus, and Saturn had managed to get their own transformations off, and then blasted Alucard into paste with their respective magical girl powers.... Or so they thought. When Alucard reformed from the ashes, the blood from the other two Sailor girls fueling his regneration. The remaining Sailors bugged out, and decided that this guy was too freaky before running off in the opposite direction.
Alucard then sauntered over to another location, hearing the sounds of battle.

In the Garage of the base-
Cloud revved the entirely unnessecary, but none the less present motors of his bike. He did some final checking on the Chain Sword, and the hover engines, before he nodded to Spawn, who was shaking his head in disapointment at what he was about to do, and simply released the door, sunlight flooding into the room, before he took off into the blaring light, unknowing of the Single Ninja who had managed to follow him, and using Super Ninja speed was moving in for the kill. Cloud however, manged to keep a decent pace, speedily hover biking over various boulders, and trees, which infuriated the Ninja to no end. Shortly however they arrived in a flat meadow, most of the other units busy by now doing their own things. When Cloud saw a flaming shuriken, with a BOMB on it, shoot over his head. Cloud spun around to see the last ninja standing there. Katana drawn, and his two hazel eyes filled with hate as they glared at the Spiky haired biker. The Last ninja, we will call him Phillip Ryuzaki, shouted out to Cloud a challenge of Ninja honor. A duel as Cloud would know it. Cloud sat there for a second, before pressing a button that opened the blade compartments on both sides. He pulled out the Chain swords, and the massive center piece blades, sliding the interlocking blades together like so many puzzle pieces. Cloud then stood, glaring light being dimmed by his goggle's, and he hefted the now Chain blades Ultima weapon, and he revved the motor 3 times, before a satisfying Vrmmm.... VRRRRRMMM sounded throughout the clearing, and he nodded to the Ninja. Who dashed forward with impossible speed, blurring from place to place, before striking down in a powerful jump slash, sparks shooting out as the chain blades on the sword attempted to shred the mighty katana, to no avvail. Cloud then shifted his stance, to kick the ninja into the air, a epic dance of death. Steel striking steel, and aerial wire fu of impossible proportions, fighting upside down, while doing a double back flip. Before long the two were exhausted, and touched down on the ground. Sweat beading on both of their brows, before Cloud let out a wicked loud yell, charging the Ninja who threw down a smoke bomb right as he charged, however, neither was fast enough to avoid the blows that followed, and Cloud gained a massive slash across his back, and the massive blade cleaving the long ninja in twain. The last thing Cloud saw, was the Ethopians coming near, sniffing his body, before they were suddenly scared by something, and ran away, using his bike as a method of escape, and a Red Coat enveloping him, before... Darkness.

What happened:

Alucard, using the souls of the Space Marines he ate, and the Soul of Mecha Poitre. Regenerated from the Sailors assualt after blasting the heads off of Sailor Moon, and Mars. He then went over to the Cloud V.S. the Lone Ninja battle just as things hit their climax, and grabbed Cloud before Vincent, and Phoe took them back to base.
Cloud has recieved critical wounds, and needs medical attention.
The Lone Ninja died after a epic battle. He was the last of the Ryuzaki clan, save his only son. Who swore vegenance in some far away land.
Phoe, and Vincent worked together to carry the injured cloud, and Alucard back to base.


Army list:

Star killer- Feels a disturbance in the force where Cthulhu, and Nidhogg died.
Alucard- Being sadistic, and using the rush of souls he got to regenerate after the magical girl attacks.
Spawn- Defending the gate in the Spess Mahreens place, using the Twin Linked Melta Gun mounted on top.
Phoe Kun- Being worried, and tending to people inside the base.
Vincent- Looking for where he put that cure materia.
Cloud- Critically injured in the base, may or may not be dieing.
Jack Skeleington- Giving orders in the great hall
Chaos Spess Mahreens- Eaten, Devoured, and killed.
Chip Zanuff- Being the replacement look out while Phoe, and Vincent tend to Cloud.
Repo man- Same as Zanuff


Casualties:

Sailors Moon, and Mars
10 Souls in Alucards body
The Ninja
Cloud's bike, and maybe Cloud if not tended to soon.

[Recaiden]

Dirk, you can't just walk into the base. There are walls and gates and things.

[Dirk Kris]

...do I need to retcon? :smalltongue:

[Recaiden]

Yes. No eating the animals like that. Next turn, if they have a way in, then they can eat the animals.

Also, it's getting cloudy over the arena.

[Dirk Kris]

Edit done. Hope it meets your satisfaction. *bows*

[Darkcomet]

>.>

*breaks out the Worm Poker*

[The Bookworm]

I thought it was Mustiado's turn!

[Darkcomet]

I thought it was Mustiado's turn!

He dropped out.

[The Bookworm]

Oh. *facepalm*
Can I post tomorrow? I'm v. busy today!

[Darkcomet]

Go ahead. It's not your fault Mustiado dropped out.

[Darkcomet]

Right. :smallannoyed: I'm going to take my turn now, if you don't mind.

A Tesla Tank driver reports some odd new findings to Revan.

"Sir, there appear to be giant dice rolling toward us."

"I somehow doubt it's a gift."

Revan steps out again shortly after, and would be looking annoyed if not for the mask covering his face.

He raises a hand, and the dice are blown back toward the one that threw them by a Force Push, colliding into Oogie Boogie and exploding, causing a rather large hole to appear in the literal bag of bugs, said bugs beginning to spill out.

Revan heads back into the base.

"Do not disturb me again. I have other matters to attend to..."

And he went into the keep, spotting the two Stealth Tanks outside as he went inside, and went to oversee his project.

The keen eye might note that the wrecks of one of the destroyed Stealth Tanks seems to have shrunk, and that the same goes for one of the TIE Interceptor wrecks.

Inexplicably, the Juggernaut walker heads back into the base, leaving only the two Tesla Tanks on guard.

At the same time, the remaining three Interceptors spot Mecha-Streisand off in the distance, and fly over, pelting the weakened (from the fight with Voltron, and NS's attacks) mechanical monstrosity with laser fire. This seems ineffective, though. Mecha-Streisand grabs one out of the air and starts crushing the thing, until one of the Interceptor pilots demonstrates why you don't fly at top speed when strafing when it crashes into the mecha's face. Mecha-Streisand, after all the damage it had taken, finally falls. The Interceptor it was crushing is destroyed in the process, leaving only one, which retreats back to Darth Revan's base.

Elsewhere, the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man is wandering aimlessly, until a giant mecha leaps out of the water and lands directly in front of him. Metal Gear RAY gets in his face and opens its massive metal jaws, revealing the water cutter within...

The water cutter activates, and the resultant jet of water cuts the giant marshmallow into many, many pieces, before RAY leaps back into the water.

In Night Surgeon's base, Starkiller might feel... Something... Calling him toward the area outside Darth Revan's base. Something dark.

Something is very wrong, that much is certain...

Army List

1. Metal Gear RAY-in the water, after being a damn nuisance
2. Darth Revan-in the base, with his project
3. 1 TIE Interceptor-patrolling the skies around the base
4. The Sorrow-inside base
5. 2 Stealth Tanks-in the base
6. Mandalore Canderous Ordo and 4 Mandalorian Neo-Crusaders-unknown, invisible
7. 3 Tesla Tanks-one inside, other guarding
8. Six Black Hand Troopers-inside base
9. Two Juggernaut Walkers-inside


Casualties

Mecha-Streisand
Two Interceptors
Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
Oogie is bleeding bugs

[The Bookworm]

In the dungeon of the fortress of Steve's Magnificent Menagerie...
"Crikey! I see a hydra! And it looks a little bit stroppy!"
"Want a fight, little human."
*Uses animal-training skills*
One hour later...
"Crikey! Time to go upstairs to Terry now!"
"Yes, Master Steve."
"Good boy."
In the War Room...
"He's coming. With the hydra."
"... Okay."
"Hello, Terry! And Jane! I got the hydra! And it's an endangered species!"
"Yes, Master Steve. Endangered. I'm definitely endangered."
"... How did I end up knowing you, Steve?"
Outside the castle...
"Screw this! I'm going to go find something to fight." He attacks Starvin' Marvin and the Ethopians, who, obviously surprised at the sight of a giant dragon, attempt to retaliate. They are eaten.
At Dirk Kris' Castle...
"So that is how we know the earth to be bananaaaah..."
A sewer alligator appears from the sewers and drags down Sir Bedevere, whom it eats. It then scurries off into the sewers.

Army List- With Color Codes
Steve's Magnificent Menagerie
1. Jane Goodall, Steve and Terry (Irregular Webcomic!)
2. Ancient Black Dragon and Young Adult Black Dragon (Order of the Stick)
3. Cthulhu (Irregular Webcomic! Version)
4. Níðhöggr/Nidhogg (Norse Mythology)
5. Lernaean Hydra (Non-immortal, Greek Mythology)
6. Horde of Creepy Animals (corracats, lizards, etc.) (The Hill, short story)
7. Hobgoblin Army (Only a small portion, Order of the Stick)
8. Eight Ents lead by Treebeard (Lord of the Rings)
9. Large Swarm of Rats (The Pied Piper of Hamelin)
10. Twenty Albino Sewer Alligators (Urban Legend)

Summary
1/5. Steve has trained the hydra and brought it to the war room. Jane comments.
2. The Young Adult Black Dragon attacks and eats Starvin' Marvin and the Ethiopians.
6. The animals are still in their pen.
7. The army are hiding around the fortress.
9. The rats are making a plan.
10. A sewer alligator ate Sir Bedevere and vanished.

Casualties
Starvin' Marvin and the Ethopians
Sir Bedevere

[Fan]

DIIIRRKY, come on. It's your turn.:smalltongue:

[Darkcomet]

*cough* Dirk!

[Dirk Kris]

Posting, sorry!

[Dirk Kris]

Things are NOT looking good for Oogie and his army, probably due to their player's lack of strategy, etc.

After the loss of Sir Bedevere, King Arthur and his remaining knights scurry into action, building a giant wooden badger...

The Baby Godzillas, noting the intrusion of an inferior reptilian species inside their territory, hurry back to the keep and delve into the sewers. With their superior numbers, unsated hunger, and the fact that they are freakin' godzillas, they eat the albino gators and set about to exploring the sewer system, heading towards Night Surgeon's castle.

The Sailor Moon girls, with the loss of two of their members, start shrieking in that horrible teenage girl style and attack PhoeKun, Vincent, and Cloud. Cloud, being already injured and unconscious, was immediately lost. The Sailor group then focused their attention on Vincent, and reaped the vengeance due to Alucard on the other poor vampire. PhoeKun escaped by posing mightily in her miniskirt, the Sailor girls mistaking her for one of them in the choas.

The Ronin Warriors, atop the castle, see the Stay-Puft's defeat and set off at a dead run for the lake. Now that they've seen RAY, they can fight him. They'll be there next turn.

Oogie Boogie curses and spends the turn sewing himself back up before starting to set up a giant roulette wheel...

Sally Struthers saw a tasty-looking Jeedai and is now heading in his direction.

Actions
1.King Arthur and Knights of the Round Table - building the giant wooden badger (ready next turn)
2.Baby Godzillas - exploring sewers
3.The Sailor Moon girls! - fighting Cloud, Vincent, and PhoeKun
4.Ronin Warriors - headed to central lake
5.Oogie Boogie - repairing wound/setting up wheel
6.The giant Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters!
7.Mecha-Streisand
8.Mecha-Poitier
9.Starvin Marvin and the Ethiopians
10.Sally Struthers the Hutt - heading for Darth Revan

Casualties
Albino sewer alligators
Cloud and Vincent

[Fan]

In the base, one of the Sailor moon girls begins to hear a dim, almost melacholy melody, the sound of foot steps interupting their epic pose off as Nathan Wallace interupted a particularly bendy spilt with a tossed scalpel, the blade impaling Sailor Saturn through the skull. Phoe Kun seeing this as her chance drew her leaf bladed sword, and charged forward, a spurt of blood erupting from the other side in typical anime fashion as he ran Sailor Uranus through the stomach, the tip of her silvered blade protruding through her stomach as Phoe Kun whispered in her ear. "You know. You really should watch who's behind you.". The last sailor girl didn't really last long with the rest of her groups most powerful members laying bleeding, impaled, or with their heads seperated from their body, Spawn however raised a hand to prevent the killing.. This one would inform them of the rest of the enemies plans. On the other side of the battle field, a sound of a charging defibrillator could be heard as Nathan Wallace (Who happens to be a excellent doctor in addition to the Night Surgeon) worked his magic on Cloud, the once dieing man sputtering up blood as he lay on the ground, still bleeding, Nathan stood to the side to allow Alucard to move in, the Vampire sinking his fangs into Cloud's neck the already near dead man sputtering weakly as his life nectar flowed through Alucard, and the change began. A popping of bone could be heard as the turn could already be seen happening. Once dull canines sharpened into wicked fangs, his muscle's corded, and his bones rearranged themselves into their new configuration. Cloud sat up shortly after, flexing a powerful hand as he gripped Ultima Weapon, his mind directed as he sniffed something in the sewers... Something new, Something delecious. Alucard however, was busy absorbing Vincent's blood, and soul.. The soul of CHAOS, a small glinty orb rolling out of his cloak, as Phoe kun walked forward, picking up the star veined orb, before walking away, tears in her eyes.

In a less savory part of the base-
The last Sailor girl had been strapped to a Operating Table, and a man who looked to be in his early 40's was over her, the young girl struggled against the bonds, to no avail, and the man filled up a syringe with a clear fluid. The girl screamed as the needle neared her neck, the syringe piercing the skin on her jugular vein, and the man spoke.
"I have just injected you with a truth serum, you will be compelled chemically to answer all of my questions truthfully. First..How many are there in your army?"
The girl made a muffled cry before saying something that sounded like alot.. This made Nathan rather angry, and stabbed a knife into her side before asking again with the addition of SPECIFICALLY. She answered truthfully this time saying she was unsure. Nathan shook his head in disgust before removing the knife, and rubbing antibiotics on the wound, and asked his next question if there were any more coming there way, and how. She answered that Oogie Boogie had sent some weird lizard things into the sewers, and that was all she knew. Nathan chuckled abit, before cutting her throat, a choked cry gasping through her lips, as he sunk his scalpel into her rib cage a crack, and pop of breaking bone being the last things the Sailor heard, her entire body going numb as a Full moon over head signalled the end of the Sailors.

Mid Field-
Star Killer knew something was wrong... The Dark side was strong here, but he was never one to walk into a OBVIOUS trap, and began to fiddle with the something as he walked, a small hyper dense electro magnet in his hand, force lightning channeling it's way through it as Star Killer prepared his own little tricks.

Things that happened:

Alucard turned Cloud, and ate Vincent/ Chaos's soul.. Unknown things may occur. Two units with stated powers of being able to do this had to work together so please...No arguing...
Phoe Kun, Spawn, and Nathan Wallace detained, and interogated (Nathan was alone on the latter) The last Sailor, Sailor Pluto, before Nathan did his thing.
Cloud smells the baby godzillas, is making unknown preparations.
Alucard eets souls of the Sailors.
Phoe kun gained Proto Materia!


Casualties/ UN casualties

Cloud is now a Vampire.
The Sailor Scouts, the last of which was tortured, and maimed before being killed.
SOULS.


Army List:

Star killer- Finished his pallisade, and is working on the world's best electro magnet.
Alucard- Laughing Manically, and eating souls, and drinking blood to store up powers.
Spawn- Defending the gate in the Spess Mahreens place, using the Twin Linked Melta Gun mounted on top.
Phoe Kun- Mourning the dead, and examining the Proto materia.
Vincent- Being freaked out, and at the base with Phoe Kun
Cloud- Making unknown preparations for making Godzilla steak, playing around with his new, Enhanced again abilities. Is now not very friendly with silver.
Jack Skeleington- Giving orders in the great hall
Chaos Spess Mahreens- Eaten, Devoured, and killed.
Chip Zanuff- Stealthing it up looking for potential inflitration spots, fortifying them, and moving on while looking for infiltrators that might have already gotten in
Repo man- Storing the Sailors organs for later medical use.

[Darkcomet]

Right, post coming since Bookworm moved after me.

[Darkcomet]

The Approach (Sally Struthers)

The Hutt approached the base, with an appetite for Sith.

Until blaster fire came out of nowhere as the Mandalorians, minus one, revealed themselves once more. The Hutt kept going, too fixated on food to care for blaster burns. One of the Mandalorians charged after her with a vibroblade, stabbing through the Hutt. With her last few seconds, Struthers ate the Mandalorian warrior whole. The rest recloaked and went off on their 'merry' way once again.

The Trap (Starkiller)

Starkiller arrives at the entrance area to Darth Revan's base, meeting the two Tesla Tanks.

He looked up at the patrolling TIE Interceptor and smirked, having performed similar acts all too much in the past. He Force Grips the Interceptor and sends it smashing into one of the Tesla Tanks, while the other fires a jolt of electricity at him.

This wasn't very intelligent, as Starkiller raises the electromagnet into the air, and the tank is drawn toward it rapidly. He levitates the magnet to a ridiculous height before purposefully destroying it, letting the tank fall to the ground with a spectacular explosion.

He entered the base, where Darth Revan himself was waiting, his back turned.

"Well done. I certainly did not expect a magnet of all things."

The Dark Lord turned to face Starkiller, igniting his lightsaber.

He, in turn, charges toward him, ready to strike...

...when a laser cannon shot comes from nowhere, impacting the ground next to Starkiller and blasting him away from Revan.

Something else decloaks where the blast came from, an odd machine. It bears the front shape of a Stealth Tank, with what appears to be two TIE Interceptor wing-halves mounted in the rear, with the engine/cockpit pod still attached, likely giving it great speed as well. In the cockpit is another of the Mandalorians, likely the one that was missing from the group that killed Sally Struthers.

"Impressive. The way you dealt with the Interceptor was quite creative, though I generally do not use excessive force, as you have seen from the numerous stealth forces I have employed... But I'm afraid your time here is at an end."

Starkiller got to his feet, and unleashed a torrent of lightning at Revan, only for it to be blocked by the Dark Lord's lightsaber, and he was blasted back by a Force Push.

"This is probably where you expect me to try to turn you to my side. But... That will not be necessary today.

But rest assured.

I have other plans for you."

The TIE Raider, as I will call the cobbled together Stealth Tank/Interceptor, unleashes a torrent of laser blasts toward Starkiller, causing him to leap up with a Force Jump.

Revan uses the distraction afforded by the Raider to Force Grip Starkiller and slam him to the ground, causing him to lose his grip on his lightsaber...

The Dark Lord leapt and stabbed him through the heart with his own crimson blade, killing him.

The Sorrow came out of the keep, looking deeply troubled by something, likely Alucard's soul shenanigans.

"You know the plan, Sorrow."

"Yes, sir."

The Sorrow sat, and an ominous aura appeared about him, as a Juggernaut and the Black Hand troops went out to guard the base, and the Raider cloaked and went off to be sneaky...

CLIFFHANGER!

Casualties

One Mandalorian
The final Interceptor
Two Tesla Tanks
Sally Struthers
Starkiller


Summary

Revan lured Starkiller into a trap, involving the 'pet project', the TIE Raider. The Sorrow is doing something decidedly ominous.


Army List

1. Metal Gear RAY-in the water
2. Darth Revan-in the base, watching The Sorrow
3. The Sorrow-in the base, doing something ominous
4. 2 Stealth Tanks-in the base
5. Mandalore Canderous Ordo and 2 Mandalorian Neo-Crusaders-unknown, invisible
6. 1 Tesla Tank-inside
7. Six Black Hand Troopers-inside base
8. Two Juggernaut Walkers-inside
9. TIE Raider

[Dirk Kris]

Um, Night Surgeon, didn't I already kill Cloud and Vincent? Like, this turn? *shrug*

[Fan]

Um, Night Surgeon, didn't I already kill Cloud and Vincent? Like, this turn? *shrug*

Vincent be dead, yar.. Cloud is a Vampire now, using the already stated Doctor skills of one of my picks in conjunction with Alucard... He's the god damn Alucard after all.

[Dirk Kris]

Ah, OK. And for the record - I never wanna play against the Alucard again. He's freakin invincible! :smalleek:

[Fan]

BOOOK WORM. It's your turn.

[Darkcomet]

I'm starting to think we need to PM him every time it's his turn...

[The Bookworm]

Posting...

[The Bookworm]

In the battle chamber...
"Brilliant, Steve. You have a hydra. Go be useful and kill something with it."
"But, Jane, it's endangered!"
"Of course it is, there's only one of it. Now go kill something."
"But suppose it dies. Then it'll be extinct!"
"Yes, Steve. Your deductive powers are astonishing."
"But... But ... You don't WANT it to be become extinct, do you?"
"GO. KILL. SOMETHING."
"Crikey! Jane Goodall looks a bit stroppy! C'mon, Hydra, let's go capture some specimens!"
"Yes, Master Steve."
"... Why do you do that sort of thing to him?"
"Because it's the only way to get him doing anything."
"..."
"Come, let's go do something."
Outside the castle...
"That was fun! But now I'm full."
"Alright. Come back in."
Inside, a few wingbeats later...
"I'm going to my room."
"Don't tell me you're going to read those Playdrakes again!"
"... What Playdrakes?"
"The ones you had hidden under your hoard..."
"Ummm... There wasn't anything under my hoard! I was framed! It wasn't my fault! I didn't know at the time! My subordinates completed the operation without my knowledge!"
"... Sometime soon we're going to need a little family chat. But not right now. Go on to your room. I took the stash, anyway."
"Okay!"
"And I took the smaller stash under the family photos, too."
"Oh. Maybe I'll stay here, then."
Inside the pen...
The animals stir. The corracats growl. The snakes slither around the pen. A susurration is heard. A breeze sweeps across the pen. The mood is definitely ... eldritch.
Outside the base...
The corpses of what used to be the ents are a pile of charred, smoking wood. You can almost see eyes in what might have been Treebeard's face. A breeze sweeps across this graveyard of trees. In the right light, you might even see ... a corracat. Then, the wood begins to almost ... move. Reassemble itself, perhaps. After a few minutes, five towers of wood are built, melding themselves together. But these are not Ents. Their bark is blackened, their eyes are red. These beings have no names. But we will call them ... Treeburnt.
"Squeak squeak squeak squeak, squeak?"
"Squeak."
"Squeak squeak, squeak squeak?"
"SQUEAK!"
"Squeak. Squeak, squeak!"
[Translation:
"Everyrat has the plan, right?"
"Yes."
"Even you, Bobby Rat?"
"YES!"
"Good. Places, everyrat!"]

Army List- With Color Codes
Steve's Magnificent Menagerie
1. Jane Goodall, Steve and Terry (Irregular Webcomic!)
2. Ancient Black Dragon and Young Adult Black Dragon (Order of the Stick)
3. Cthulhu (Irregular Webcomic! Version)
4. Níðhöggr/Nidhogg (Norse Mythology)
5. Lernaean Hydra (Non-immortal, Greek Mythology)
6. Horde of Creepy Animals (corracats, lizards, etc.) (The Hill, short story)
7. Hobgoblin Army (Only a small portion, Order of the Stick)
8. Eight Ents lead by Treebeard (Lord of the Rings)
9. Large Swarm of Rats (The Pied Piper of Hamelin)
10. Twenty Albino Sewer Alligators (Urban Legend)
11. Five Treeburnt (Nowhere)

Actions
1/5. Steve and the Hydra are going off to fight. Terry and Jane are still in the Battle Chamber.
2. The Young Adult Black Dragon flew back inside to see his mother.
6. The horde of animals used their power to bring back a version of the ents, Treeburnt.
7. The army are around the base.
9. The rats are putting their mysterious plan into action.
11. The Treeburnt are lurching towards Revan's base.

Casualties
None-Ents reborn into Treeburnt

[Darkcomet]

Why does everything keep lurching toward mah base? :smalltongue:

[Dirk Kris]

It's because no one wants to mess with Night Surgeon and his Alucard. :smallmad:

[Fan]

It's because no one wants to mess with Night Surgeon and his Alucard. :smallmad:

Oh sure, point fingers at me NOW, instead of complaining when the pick was made, I figured everyone was fine with it as they had picked up on something else in the post, namely the Chaos Space Marines. >.>

Also, I've taken plenty of casualties, I lost the Space Marines, and Vincent. You have NO IDEA how painful that was for me. You struck down my favorite character EVER, and I mean EVER.

[Dirk Kris]

Tee hee.
Note to self: research enemy's picks during the army selection phase in next Insano-War game.

[Darkcomet]

Note to Dirk: It's your turn.

[Dirk Kris]

King Arthur and his knights finish building the giant wooden badger and climb inside, leaving their squires to push it toward NS's castle and the ALUCARD! "Yay, verily, with the Lord's help we shall defeat the evil vampyr!" Silly English kinigits.

The baby Godzillas seem to have found a way into the sewers of the castle with the pen o' creepy animals - they smell delicious.

The Ronin Warriors make it to the lake, don their armor, and take up a guard around the edge. "We've got you surrounded! Come on out!" Their mouths don't line up with the words - hilarious! RAY rises slowly from the depths, assessing the situation around him. The Japanese samurai-warrior-boys spring into action, each attacking a different part of RAY. Their attacks are totally ineffective, however. Cursing, they spring back to their places, giving RAY time to formulate the most effective counterattack. But then, one of them (the red one, I forgot their names), spots an exposed cable. With a truly epic battle cry, he flies through the air in slow-mo and slices through the cable. Unfortunately for RAY, it is his main hydraulic line, which sprays fluid everywhere and leaves him...unable to move. The Ronin Warriors high-five each other as the massive mech sinks to the bottom of the lake.

Oogie Boogie completes the construction of his giant roulette wheel and laughs. "Let the games begin. Now, who feels LUCKY?!" With a chuckle, he pulls a lever, sending the wheel spinning and a pair of his bone die rolling around on its surface. But then the wheel spins faster...and faster...and faster. One of the walls drops out, sending the die flying wildly through the air. This pair sails towards Night Surgeon's keep, one exploding in the air overhead, the other just shy of the walls. A second pair of dice drop into the wheel and fly towards DC's keep. And yet another towards Darth Revan and his base.

Now it seems everyone has to dodge randomly flying explosive dice (think explosion equal to a grenade).

Actions
1.King Arthur and Knights of the Round Table - headed for Alucard
2.Baby Godzillas - about to devour creepy animals
3.The Sailor Moon girls!
4.Ronin Warriors - returning to the castle
5.Oogie Boogie - launching exploding dice all over the field
6.The giant Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters!
7.Mecha-Streisand
8.Mecha-Poitier
9.Starvin Marvin and the Ethiopians
10.Sally Struthers the Hutt

Casualties
Metal Gear RAY

@v: EDITTED!

[Darkcomet]

Struthers was killed by Mandalorians. >.>

[Fan]

Struthers was killed by Mandalorians. >.>

Well, can you post your turn at least then?:smalltongue:

[Darkcomet]

Isn't it yours?

[Fan]

Isn't it yours?

I thought it was yours in all honesty, let me check real quick.

And the check reveals that it is Undoubtably my turn. I apologize for the hold up.

[Fan]

-cue theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO85lF8QugY&feature=related)-

-Inside the base

Inside the base, while everyone prepares the pyre that will commenerate Vincent's passing from this world, and back into the Life Stream, Cloud scoffs abit, Death had become meaningless now, a pointless commemoration of something that was destined to happen long before any of this had even began. With this little tangent of thought, Alucard gave him a sharp glare that consisted mostly of "I can hear you". Which admittedly caused Cloud to gulp down abit, he didn't fear death anymore, but this Alucard still gave him the creeps.

Meanwhile, the dice outside exploded doing minor damage the obsidian walls, cracks forming in the enchanted stone (enchanted to be as hard as steel), but at best it was superficial. However, Spawn heard this from inside, through all the steel, and high gothic style archtecture no one else save Alucard did, but he didn't really care at the moment, as he had to make sure someone didn't go on a raving murder rampage.

At the bases gate-

Spawn walked through the Gothic styled arch ways, around nigh cliche black on white curtains, and through the heavy Iron Gate to see what all the fuss outside was about to find the Knights of the Round table talking amongst themselves.

"Verily, we must construct a wooden badger to fool them into opening their gates, and allowing us passage as he nestle inside the cavity inside it!"

One who styled himself Lancelot said, and the rest of the group sighed. He ALWAYS suggested the same plan, and they all had seen how well that went with the French people who STILL had the Sacred Chalice.

One who called himself Sir Mary looked up to see a rather unsettling sight.


http://image.wisecart.co.kr/co_img6/yupgymall/medieval%20spawn%20iii.jpg


Brave Sir Galehaut the Brave, turned to face this armored Demonic monstrosity, only to find that Sir Gareth the not so brave, and Sir Erec the not appearing in this post other then this, had fled, leaving Him, King Arthur Lancelot, and Sir Galahad to fight him.

King Arthur, wielding mighty Excalibur, was the first to leap into action crossing blades with Mighty Spawn's Axe, Infernus, (his weapon doesn't have a name so. >.>). The monster was mighty, but he held in his hand the mightiest blade of all, and the steely resolve of a man hardened by wars, and as he preformed a parry that while injuring himself, would fell the foul Spawn, he found that he companions had been slaughtered by the Mighty Beast's other malefic devices, their intestines shredded on the ground, and the chains somehow holding them in a mockery of life as it slowly excised every organ in their body.


Fueled by divine fury, he leapt forward, decapitating the beast in a instant, dropping it in a single fell blow, the hell spawn symboite crawling away into unknown darkness as the body of Al Simmons fell to the ground lifeless.

Haggard, wounded, and unsure if even he had a chance to survive in this land of monstrosities, he turned around to find a place to rest, and recover his wounds.
Actions:

Spawn Digivolved into Medieval Spawn.
Spawn killed the majority of the nights of the round table.
My sewer Entrance is set to cave in with no damage to any other area should the entrance be tripped.

Casualties:

The Knights of the Round Table Sans King Arthur.
Spawn


Army List:


Star killer- Finished his pallisade, and is working on the world's best electro magnet.
Alucard- Laughing Manically, and eating souls, and drinking blood to store up powers.
Spawn- Defending the gate in the Spess Mahreens place, using the Twin Linked Melta Gun mounted on top.
Phoe Kun- Mourning the dead, and examining the Proto materia.
Vincent- Being freaked out, and at the base with Phoe Kun
Cloud- Making unknown preparations for making Godzilla steak, playing around with his new, Enhanced again abilities. Is now not very friendly with silver.
Jack Skeleington- Giving orders in the great hall
Chaos Spess Mahreens- Eaten, Devoured, and killed.
Chip Zanuff- Stealthing it up looking for potential inflitration spots, fortifying them, and moving on while looking for infiltrators that might have already gotten in
Repo man- Storing the Sailors organs for later medical use.

[Dirk Kris]

Psst, don't forget to mark Vincent off your army list.

[Fan]

Psst, don't forget to mark Vincent off your army list.

Copy pasta my friend.:smalltongue:

[Darkcomet]

And Starkiller too.

Anyway, post coming later today.

[Darkcomet]

The Sorrow stood up, and Starkiller's lightsaber flew into his hand.

"I see the plan worked."

The Sorrow nods at the Dark Lord, and heads out of the base, vanishing with the use of a stealth device, probably obtained from the Mandalorian driving the Raider.

Outside, the explosive dice mysteriously end up flying toward Bookworm's base instead.

Mysteriously.

Meanwhile, the Raider is on the hunt, and finds those annoying guys who disabled RAY. The lightning fast stealth vehicle decloaks and makes repeated strafing runs on the Ronin Warriors, not to mention the occasional running-over. The samurai are woefully ineffective against the enemy they can't even attack without getting run over, and are quickly eliminated.

The Raider recloaks and runs off to... Somewhere.

Back at the base, the remaining two Stealth Tanks cloak and head off.

Meanwhile, at the bottom of the lake, Metal Gear RAY's pilot laments his fate.

Casualties

Ronin Warriors


Army List

2. Darth Revan-in the base
3. Starkiller-Sorrow-cloaked
4. 2 Stealth Tanks-unknown, invisible
5. Mandalore Canderous Ordo and 2 Mandalorian Neo-Crusaders-unknown, invisible
6. 1 Tesla Tank-inside
7. Six Black Hand Troopers-inside base
8. Two Juggernaut Walkers-inside
9. TIE Raider-unknown, invisible

[Dirk Kris]

Bookworm's turn, right?

[The Bookworm]

In the War Chamber...
"Well, now Steve has gone. Finally. What should we do?"
"... Stay here and watch the battlefield?"
"Fine by me. A day without monkeys is fine by me. And that includes Steve. Only he's dumber."
Downstairs...
"Come on, Hydra! Let's go get specimens!"
"Yes, Master Steve."
"Hey, look at these animals! They're beauts, aren't they?"
"Yes, Master Steve."
"Oooh, corracats! I thought those were extinct! And those snakes! I've never seen that species, not even in that episode on the plane!"
"... Wow, Master Steve. This is exciting. I am so excited."
"Great! Wait, what are those? They're coming out of the sewers! And they look a bit stroppy!"
"They look like baby dragon-creatures, Master Steve. Would you like me to kill them for you?"
"Yes. They're trying to eat the corracats!"
"Very well, Master Steve."
In the War Chamber...
"Look, Jane! The hydra is killing some weird things. Enemies."
"Yes, it is. And doing a superb job of it, too."
"Something is coming! I can see it on the map-table. And I don't like the way its icon is flashing red. And has a number on it."
"47. 46. 45. 44. Terry, I think it's a bomb!"
And if those are seconds, we only have 34 left!"
"33, actually."
"How do we stop it?"
"We don't. 27."
"Why don't we?"
"23. How? 22."
"... I don't know."
"17. 16. 15. 14. 13. 12. 11. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6."
"Goodbye, Jane."
"Goodbye, Terr-"
BOOM!


A large hole has been blown into the castle walls. Most of the horde of animals and the hydra are dead. The walls are now breached, anyone or anything can get in. The dust settles. Meanwhile...
"What the hell just happened? Where am I? Hydra? Hydra?" He tumbles onto the hydra's corpse.
"Noooooooooo! I thought you were supposed to be immortal!"
"No, Steve. The hydra was not immortal. It could be conquered with fire."
"... Who are you?"
"You can see me."
"All I can see I a co- Crikey, I didn't know you were that special!"
"No, we aren't usually. But I am the merge of the souls of the rest. This is how I can speak to you."
"... Crikey! I'd better go show you to Te- She's not ... dead, is she?"
"No, Steve. Only my companions and your beast are dead."
"Well, then, we'd better go see her."
In the dragons' room...
"What was that?"
"I don't know. Stay close to me. Something blew up."
"Blew ... up?"
"Fireballed."
"Oh. Let's go see-"
"NO!!! You stay here!"
"... Fine."
Around the castle...
"Attention, troops! Precede outside! There has been a breech of the walls! Fetch EVERYONE, and come outside! The walls are breached!"
And in a smaller version...
"Squeak! Squeak squeak! Squeaksqueak squeak!"
[Translation: "Quick! The plan! Double-speed!"]
Meanwhile, at Revan's base...
The Treeburnt lurch to the gates. With big, powerful strikes, they begin bashing them down.

Army List- With Color Codes
Steve's Magnificent Menagerie
1. Jane Goodall, Steve and Terry (Irregular Webcomic!)
2. Ancient Black Dragon and Young Adult Black Dragon (Order of the Stick)
3. Cthulhu (Irregular Webcomic! Version)
4. Níðhöggr/Nidhogg (Norse Mythology)
5. Lernaean Hydra (Non-immortal, Greek Mythology)
6. Horde of Creepy Animals (corracats, lizards, etc.) (The Hill, short story)
7. Hobgoblin Army (Only a small portion, Order of the Stick)
8. Eight Ents lead by Treebeard (Lord of the Rings)
9. Large Swarm of Rats (The Pied Piper of Hamelin)
10. Twenty Albino Sewer Alligators (Urban Legend)
11. Five Treeburnt (Remnants of Ents)
12. Ascended Corracat (Remaining member of the Horde, with others souls/powers)

Actions
1/5/6. Steve and the Hydra saved the creepy animals from the baby godzillas, who were killed by the hydra. Terry and Jane noticed the dice but couldn't do anything about them.
AT THIS POINT, THE DICE EXPLODED, BREACHING THE WALLS AND KILLING ALL BUT ONE OF THE HORDE, AND THE HYDRA.
1/12. Steve meets the ascended corracat, and they go back to Terry and Jane.
2. The Ancient Black Dragon and her Teenage Son notice the blast. The Mother commands her Son to stay, and she goes to investigate.
7. The hobgoblin army mobilize and head out to defend the breach.
9. The rats begins to speed up their mysterious plan.
11. The Treeburnt begin to bash down the walls of Revan's fort.

Casualties
The baby godzillas
The hydra
All but one of the horde of creepy animals, although their souls and powers go into the one

[Dirk Kris]

King Arthur, reeling from the loss of his knights, is kneeling to pray. "Oh Lord, I beg thee - give me a sign!" He shivers as a large shadow passes overhead and looks up to see a large black dragon flying above. "Oh Lord, thou hast directed your humble servant to slay this mighty, wicked, evil creature with the nasty, sharp, pointy teeth." A voice booms from the heavens. GET ON WITH IT! And so, King Arthur sets out to do battle with the mighty mother black dragon. She settles, pulling out a cell phone to call and check on her little one, making sure that he is home where she told him to stay. The phone rings...and rings...and rings. And then the signal starts to break up. The mother dragon plugs her massive ear with one claw. "Hello? Hello, Junior?" King Arthur stops and waves at her. "Hello up there! I think I can help you!" Mama Dragon sighs with relief. "Oh thank goodness! I think Junior snuck out again after I..." She leans down to the shiny little English king...who lashes out with Excalibur and cuts her throat. With a roat, spitting acid and blood, the mother dragon starts to thrash as her life force leaks out. King Arthur runs away to hide.

Oogie Boogie continues launching his explosive dice everywhere, then works to set up three giant mechanical cowboys to guard the entrance to his keep. "Won't take me without paying the ante, first." He chuckles creepily as he works. A few bugs sneak out of his body and creepy crawl towards Revan's keep.

Actions
1.King Arthur - hiding, having slain Mommy Dragon
2.Baby Godzillas
3.The Sailor Moon girls!
4.Ronin Warriors
5.Oogie Boogie - launching exploding dice all over the field and setting up giant mechanical cowboys (stationary)
6.Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
7.Mecha-Streisand
8.Mecha-Poitier
9.Starvin Marvin and the Ethiopians
10.Sally Struthers the Hutt

Well, I'm just about wiped out - won't be long now...

[Fan]

The Cloud Vampire emerged in a location inside Darth Revans base, the shout of harsh orders, and various foot steps could be heard through out the base. He lifted the man hole cover over his head, sliding it back with a sound of stone grinding on the dense, iron, metal of the man hole.

As he got out he heard a rustle, and a light saber blade, crimson in color, cut through the iron like so much butter. Cloud looked up the atrophied wrist, the cloak hanging loosely around the arms, it was The Sorrow, a look of fury in his pale eyes, as he brought up the blade for another strike.

However, Cloud had become quicker. MUCH quicker, since his "ascension" into Vampirism , and brought a swift hand up for a low blow to The Sorrow's... Family Jewel's, causing the man to cough up blood as the formerly functional organs were forced up, and into his stomach.

However, the light saber was not his only tool, and Cloud felt a powerful force grip him around the throat, and if he had to breathe, that might have been a problem, a look of surprise graced the creatures face as he drew his Night Mare Ultima Weapon, a grotesque abomination of pulsing flesh fused with the diamond hard essence of the planet, and he brought it across in a wide sweeping arc, cutting off star killers left hand, before lunging forward, the blood spewing out of his arm being The Sorrow's Chief cocern right now, force energy already beginning the reattachment process as Cloud lunged forward his fanged maw digging through Flesh, as Star Killer let out a booming yell as his vision began to fade, his arms to weak to move, to summon the energy nessescary to push this monster of a man away.

Inside the Sorrow felt something terrible happening to him as well, this was no oridinary Vampire of legend, this vampire was not only drinking The Sorrow's blood, but his soul as well the sorrow was blowing away piece by piece, trapped within the dieing vessel as he found himself also too weak, he feel to his knees inside the black void of Star killer's soul, pieces of him being drawn away slowly into the ever churning void, as he grasped his head, fingers threaded through gray hair, and eyes filled with madness.

He looked up, or at least what he thought was up, as the last of him drifted away into the void, his awareness began to slip away, and whispered a few words into the void as he truly vanished, his essence devoured by Cloud.

"Sad... So Sad."

Cloud dropped The Sorrows limp body to the ground, his hands filled with a new power he scarcely understood outside what the voices that had entered into his head told him, it was Star Killer's, mixed with the Sorrows own, he had done SOMETHING to him, and the myriad of voices, fading quickly as memories flashed like a thousand photos in his head, before being silenced as if a great force had just reached out to silence it with a iron hand.

Seeing that he had already gotten himself into trouble, he wiped the blood from his lips, and went back down into the man hole, collapsing the sewers upon his return with a swipe of Nightmare Weapon. (It's shown itself as able to cut through buildings un upgraded.)

Casualities/Actions:

Star Killer-Sorrow. Had his Soul eaten by Vampire Cloud, and Light Saber retireved... Expect nasty things here.
The Sewers are now collapsed.


Army List

Star killer- Finished his pallisade, and is working on the world's best electro magnet.
Alucard- Laughing Manically, and eating souls, and drinking blood to store up powers.
Spawn- Defending the gate in the Spess Mahreens place, using the Twin Linked Melta Gun mounted on top.
Phoe Kun- Mourning the dead, and examining the Proto materia.
Vincent- Being freaked out, and at the base with Phoe Kun
Cloud- Enjoying the rush of sensations from the Soul eating/Blood
Jack Skeleington- Planning a attack on Oogie Boogie.
Chaos Spess Mahreens- Eaten, Devoured, and killed.
Chip Zanuff- Stealthing it up looking for potential inflitration spots, fortifying them, and moving on while looking for infiltrators that might have already gotten in
Repo man- Storing the Sailors organs for later medical use.

[Darkcomet]

Psst. Sorrow's using his own body, and isn't in the base anymore.

Starkiller's a corpse.

[Fan]

Psst. Sorrow's using his own body, and isn't in the base anymore.

Starkiller's a corpse.

The Sorrow is dead though, he blew a hole in his head when he had to fight big boss, and came back as a Spirit :smallconfused:

He can't actually hurt physical beings unless their experiancing a near death experiance.....

Which one were you using?!

[Darkcomet]

*quotes self*


I choose:

The Sorrow (MGS3). Only he's alive this time.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/c/cb/The_Sorrow.jpg
Except he's not floating or bleeding like that. 'cause he's alive.

[Fan]

*quotes self*

A appearance edit, and a slight change on the "Sad...So Sad.." line is in order then.

[Darkcomet]

Oh, right. It's my turn, isn't it? *has been distracted by FFR and video games as of late*

Post coming.

[Darkcomet]

Inside the base, Revan felt The Sorrow die, the Force-power he had gained from Starkiller's spirit vanishing.

A change of plans was in order, but what could be done? The greatest of all the plots had failed, backfired even, as The Sorrow was killed...

Revan Force Jumps to the base's exterior, seeing the Treeburnt bashing the walls down and the explosive dice incoming...

He seizes the explosive dice with the Force and smashes them into the Treeburnt, putting an end to them for the second, and hopefully last time. He then heads back into the base.

The TIE Raider and the two remaining Stealth Tanks, on the other hand, are sent to deal with the dice problem. Running over the few bugs that tried to sneak towards the base, the Raider roars towards Oogie, accelerating towards its maximum speed and decloaking. The Stealth Tanks fire a missile barrage at the massive roulette wheel, the thing crashing to the ground in a heap of twisted metal. The Raider opens fire on the under-construction mecha-cowboys, roaring straight over Oogie as the cowboys collapse, the wreckage forming a crude ramp. The thing roars over the ramp, glistening in the sun as it recloaks in mid-air and lands with a thud. It heads off to parts unknown, as the Stealth Tanks recloak and head off as well.

Meanwhile, back at the base, the twin Juggernaut walkers head out, followed by the Black Hand flame troops and the remaining Tesla Tank.

The purpose of the guards proves clear as the two Juggernauts brace themselves for a barrage, and smoke starts to rise in the area near Night Surgeon's base, the Mandalorians no doubt having an involvement in it.

The barrage begins, as the two walkers' triple artillery cannons begin shelling the area, likely doing some damage, but they're not really that accurate.

Casualties
Oogie Boogie-run over
Roulette wheel and mecha-cowboys
NS's base is being artillery-shelled


Army List
2. Darth Revan-in the base
4. 2 Stealth Tanks-unknown, invisible
5. Mandalore Canderous Ordo and 2 Mandalorian Neo-Crusaders-unknown, invisible
6. 1 Tesla Tank-guarding the Juggernauts
7. Six Black Hand Troopers-guarding the Juggernauts
8. Two Juggernaut Walkers-outside base, shelling Night Surgeon's base
9. TIE Raider-unknown, invisible

[Fan]

Don't forget to cross out the sorrow on your Army list.:smalltongue:

[The Bookworm]

In the War Room...
"Jane? Are you alright?"
"Yes, Terry, I'm fine. Are you?"
"Yes. What about Steve?"
"I hope he's not alright. Maybe he blew up."
"Jane! Steve would never blow up!"
"Riight..."
"Look, I see him on the map!"
"Dammit! I mean ... great!"
"What's this blue one?"
"Click it and see!"
"Corracat, Ascended. Hmmm..."
In the Courtyard...
"Crikey! Who are all these people?"
"Hobgoblins, Steve. I don't know their alliance."
"Commander Steve! There you are!"
"Who are ... you?"
"Acting Commander Joel, sir!"
"So I am your ... commander?"
"Yes, sir!"
"All of you?"
"Yes, sir!"
Excuse me, but, if I don't act now, there won't be much of an army left." The corracat begins to leap around the area, gliding towards the many exploding dice and making them mysteriously ... vanish.
"Crikey! That's amazing!"
"Shall we go to war now, sir?"
No. Not ... quite ... yet."
In the castle...
The young adult black dragon hears his mother's scream and soars out to look for her. He finds her, dying, and cradles her. But she has one more thing to say.
"Look ... behind ... you ..." The young adult black dragon spins around, and sees a small human with a shiny sword. He picks up his foot and squashes it. And gets a crown in his foot for his trouble. He limps back to the castle, dragging his mother's corpse behind him.
"Squeak squeak squeak squeaksqueak?
"Squeak!"
"Squeak. Squeak squeak, squeaksqueaksqueak!
["Is the plan ready?"
"Yes!"
"Good. Go fast, everyrat!"]

DIRK KRIS DEFEATED!

Army List- With Color Codes
Steve's Magnificent Menagerie
1. Jane Goodall, Steve and Terry (Irregular Webcomic!)
2. Ancient Black Dragon and Young Adult Black Dragon (Order of the Stick)
3. Cthulhu (Irregular Webcomic! Version)
4. Níðhöggr/Nidhogg (Norse Mythology)
5. Lernaean Hydra (Non-immortal, Greek Mythology)
6. Horde of Creepy Animals (corracats, lizards, etc.) (The Hill, short story)
7. Hobgoblin Army (Only a small portion, Order of the Stick)
8. Eight Ents lead by Treebeard (Lord of the Rings)
9. Large Swarm of Rats (The Pied Piper of Hamelin)
10. Twenty Albino Sewer Alligators (Urban Legend)
11. Five Treeburnt (Remnants of Ents)
12. Ascended Corracat (Remaining member of the Horde, with others souls/powers)

Casualties
King Arthur

Actions
1. Jane and Terry regrouped.
1/7/12. Steve gained command of the hobgoblin army from Acting Commander Joel, while the corracat vanished the remaining exploding dice.
2. The Young Adult Black Dragon squashed King Arthur (defeating Dirk Kris) and dragged his mother's corpse back to the castle.
9. The rats finished their plan, and are now putting it into action.

[Fan]

(With Dirk Defeated, and most others dropped... I guess it's my turn.)

Alucard sat in the great room, Cloud by his side as they worked with the machinery of his chain bladed ultima weapon, the tell tale sounds of artlliery going off outside as each shell impacted the wall, this ("http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUX_celO85Y&feature=related
) playing at the height of crescendo on a old record player behind them the music blaring it out, punctuated occasionally by the tell tale whistle of a incoming shell, and then a explosion. After a few moments of this dillegent work to elegant music, Cloud held up the blade, and Alucard smiled his mad, fanged smile, red amber eyes poking out ever so slight as the deadly whirr of energy blades was put to use.

It was ready.

Meanwhile, Phoe was holding a beautiful, diamond clear materia, up to the light.. It looked funny, and had green flecks in it, but it was truly a work of art. She placed it within the desk drawer she had before heading down stairs after hearing a rather loud whirring.

Upon descending the stairs to investigate this most curious of phenomenon a artillery shell hit the tower she was in, causing it to shake quite violently, and cause a rather uncomfortable tumble down what little remained down the stairs. After a moment of disorientation she gets up, brushing herself off, lord knows what was one THIS section of the floor. Sighing, she walked into the great room to find the remainder of the team sitting there, Jack, Alucard, Cloud, that Doctor guy she hadn't quite met yet, the guy with the arm blades that likes to leer, and herself...

Was this really it? Had so many already died? Looking out through one of the Gothic, iron reinforced, windows she saw the night time war zone things had become, the eternal full moon blazing up above them to illuminate the source of the Artillery fire, to massive mech like beings, and when she focused her true seeing magic, a small tank zipping around aimlessly near the middle of the war zone.

More important though, were the cloaked squad of men lead by someone rather important looking running around mid field. Deciding that it was time to stop writting sonnets in the alcove, she ran out quickly, drawing many puzzled looks from what was left of the group.

As Artillery shells crashed around her, Phoe left the saftey of the internal base , into the shell zone the court yard had become, once delicate bushes of crimson roses grew in this court yard, now it lay barren, and mangled as a murder victim in the alley way. All this over something this petty. Her bet was that the squads of men she could see through her golden iris's were the spotters for the massive walkers, and he flew up to the Twin Linked Melta Gun that the Chaos Marines had set up so long ago, the dual linked meltas entirely charged now for a power shot after this long of dissuse. He took aim in the massive swivvling sentry device, taking aim on the leader of the group who was looking rather angry pointing, and gesturing to his team. That stopped quick as the power shot went off with a Loud BOOM, and the dual linked cannons pushing back with a kick unexpected on Phoe Kun as the overheated guns turned into so much slag, and blew her out of the sentry module. Damn shoddy construction. On the Mandolorian end however, this didn't work out quite as well, as the dual cannon blasts went unnoticed due to the proximity to the Juggernauts own shelling, and when it hit them, the molten waves of destruction swept over them, and reduced them to ash. The Leader still gesturing Angerily at a cowing subordianate who's bony hands were raised as if to shield himself from a blow that would never come.

Meanwhile, a injured Phoe limped back through the internal gate, whispering the command word to seal, and unseal the mystic wards of protection she had set up, before passing out in the main hallway, a crack of thunder echoing above.

Actions/Casualties.

Laser Chainsword of Nightmarish Proportions. It has been done!

Phoe fired the long unused twin linked melta cannons. She found out why they were unused, and wiped out the mandolorians leaving a rather comical skeleton to be found later.


Army List/Location.

Star killer- Finished his pallisade, and is working on the world's best electro magnet.
Alucard- Do you want to ask? I sure as hell don't.
Spawn- Defending the gate in the Spess Mahreens place, using the Twin Linked Melta Gun mounted on top.
Phoe Kun- Mourning the dead, and examining the Proto materia.
Vincent- Being freaked out, and at the base with Phoe Kun
Cloud- Oogling a Laser Chain Nightmare Weapon.
Jack Skeleington- Giving orders in the great hall
Chaos Spess Mahreens- Eaten, Devoured, and killed.
Chip Zanuff- Stealthing it up looking for potential inflitration spots, fortifying them, and moving on while looking for infiltrators that might have already gotten in.
Repo man- Preparing a medical table.

[Darkcomet]

Hm... Sorry for being slow here but the Sorrow's antics were pretty much the only real plan I had.

Post coming later today, hopefully.

[Darkcomet]

The Raider returns to the base and exits again, the base now having an odd lack of Sith Lords.

Shortly after, a certain disabled mech can be seen rising from the depths of one of the lakes, Metal Gear RAY's mostly intact husk being recovered and brought back to the base.

The shelling continues.

The guarding Tesla Tank heads back inside.

Army List
2. Darth Revan-in the base again
4. 2 Stealth Tanks-unknown, invisible
6. 1 Tesla Tank-in base
7. Six Black Hand Troopers-guarding the Juggernauts
8. Two Juggernaut Walkers-outside base, shelling Night Surgeon's base
9. TIE Raider-unknown, invisible


Summary

RAY's husk has been recovered. Nothing else happens.


Sorry for the dry post, but it's a bit late and I don't really know what I'm doing.

[The Bookworm]

In the War Room...
"Well, that 'Ascended Corracat' got rid of the remaining bombs."
"Yes. How the hell do we get home, Terry?"
"I don't know, Jane. I don't know."
In the courtyard...
"Well, then, I'm in charge of this army. Say, what's that shape coming towards us?"
"I don't know, sir!"
"I guessed that, Ex-Acting Commander Joel."
"Neither do I, Steve."
"Well, that's new. You not knowing something, I mean."
"It looks like a big lizard, sir!"
"Crikey, a dragon! Those are highly endangered. Hello there, dragon!"
"I don't want to talk right now, small human."
"Why?"
"Because my mother just ... died.
"That's terrible! Dragons are highly endangered!"
"Steve, may I offer my services?"
"Certainly, Corracat."
"What ... services?"
The corracat whispered something to the dragon, who nodded his huge head. The corracat did something for a few minutes, and then the dragon woke up. She looked almost the same, but her eyes were dull-colored and unintelligent.
"... Mom?"
"She's not exactly your ... mother. Just the body, reanimated."
"WHAT?!?"
"I just told you what. Now go to your room."
"But... But..."
"Go."
The dragon obeyed, albeit sullenly.
"Good. Now, Steve, we have a steed for you!"
"Crikey! A dragon!"
"Reanimated dragon, technically. Now, I must leave you."
"... To do what?"
"I can't tell you yet, but somehow I think you'll know when I'm done. And when I am, you must take your hobgoblin army, your steed, and yourself, and go attack!"
"... Fine."
"Good. Goodbye, Steve."
In the Raider...
Revan is sitting in his chair, suspecting nothing, when from all the shadows around him come rats, capable of sneaking through the defenses and shadows. They assemble into huge structures and towers, biting, clawing, even attacking with weapons they made, and eating Revan alive. He tried to fight back, and it was a valiant effort. Many were force choked or squished by his hands. But there were too many of them, and only one of him. Once the rats ate him, they ate the rat corpses and then melted back into the shadows, leaving the Raider. And all that was left of Revan was his mask.

Army List- With Color Codes
Steve's Magnificent Menagerie
1. Jane Goodall, Steve and Terry (Irregular Webcomic!)
2. Ancient Black Dragon and Young Adult Black Dragon (Order of the Stick)
3. Cthulhu (Irregular Webcomic! Version)
4. Níðhöggr/Nidhogg (Norse Mythology)
5. Lernaean Hydra (Non-immortal, Greek Mythology)
6. Horde of Creepy Animals (corracats, lizards, etc.) (The Hill, short story)
7. Hobgoblin Army (Only a small portion, Order of the Stick)
8. Eight Ents lead by Treebeard (Lord of the Rings)
9. Large Swarm of Rats (The Pied Piper of Hamelin)
10. Twenty Albino Sewer Alligators (Urban Legend)
11. Five Treeburnt (Remnants of Ents)
12. Ascended Corracat (Remaining member of the Horde, with others souls/powers)
13. Zombie Ancient Black Dragon

Casualties
Half the horde of rats
Darth Revan
Ancient Black Dragon- reanimated

Actions
1. Terry and Jane talked.
1/2/7/12/13. The corracat reanimated the Ancient Black Dragon, sent the Young Adult Black Dragon inside, before explaining her plan to Steve and Lieutenant Commander Joel, and leaving, unable to be tracked.
9. The rats assassinated Darth Revan, although they lost half of their horde.

[Darkcomet]

Psst. One of the Mandalorians was piloting the Raider and was discounted from the main group due to that. He probably would've helped there...

That and the Raider is invisible.

[The Bookworm]

Sorry, let's say that all the rats died and so did the Mandalorian. Also, they found the Raider by jumping aboard when it picked up Revan at the base.

[Fan]

Needless to say, the Melta Gun explosion had done some considerable damage to Phoe Kun, and even a actual doctor could do little more then prepetuate her existence on the operating table. The poor girl was on life support for now, and was for all intents, and purposes. Out of this sick, depraved combat we called war. The artillery shells shook the walls out side, the mystic runes glowing a vibrant white in this eternal night, the moon shifting to a luminescent orange as Alucard took his position at the top of the tower, hair billowing in the high gusts, and a sadistic grin on his face as Cloud appeared beside him, moving almost too fast for the eye of even Alucard to follow, but almost is the difference more oft then not between unlife, and being "purified" as so many loved to state it.

Alucard cast his red, amber, eyes down to the now light saber chain blade sporting Nightmare Weapon in Cloud''s hand, a sadistic grin on his face as he examined the war around him, unlike those such as Jack, Alucard enjoyed the smell of gun powder, the scent of fresh blood on the air, and most of all, the screams of the dying. A fitting atomsphere for the Ultimate Vampire.

Then in a astonishing display of spontainety Alucard threw himself from the parapet of the tower, red duster billowing in the wind behind him, as he began to laugh, and Laugh manically he did.

"Heheheh. Hahahaha. HAHAHAHAHA!"

He then hit the ground with a sickening CRACK, bone shards shooting out from his arms, his femur broken, and neck snapped. However, mere seconds later, he stood up, the broken bones melding back into his form like a shadow becoming whole after being broken by a corner, or some sort of of goo remelding in a expert craftsmen's hands, and Alucard stood, sauntering past artillery shell craters, and bringing Jackal, and Cassul to bear the silver, and onyx barrel's gleaming in the light as he fired, one of the artillery shells exploding mid air, and he fired again, another artillery shell exploding, as he laughed, and continued firing the shelling process useless now, as each shell became so much mid battle field shrapnel.


Actions/Summary-

The shelling was stopped, saving the walls a good deal of damage.

Something Mysterious in happening in the base.


Army list-

Star killer- Finished his pallisade, and is working on the world's best electro magnet.
Alucard- Do you want to ask? I sure as hell don't.
Spawn- Defending the gate in the Spess Mahreens place, using the Twin Linked Melta Gun mounted on top.
Phoe Kun- Collapsed on a table, comatose.
Vincent- Being freaked out, and at the base with Phoe Kun
Cloud- Oogling a Laser Chain Nightmare Weapon.
Jack Skeleington- Giving orders in the great hall
Chaos Spess Mahreens- Eaten, Devoured, and killed.
Chip Zanuff- Stealthing it up looking for potential inflitration spots, fortifying them, and moving on while looking for infiltrators that might have already gotten in.
Repo man- Operating on Phoe.

[Darkcomet]

Hm... I'm going to drop since there's practically nothing I can think of to do now. All my interesting units got killed in rapid succession... :smallsigh:

[The Bookworm]

Posting...

[Fan]

Hm... I'm going to drop since there's practically nothing I can think of to do now. All my interesting units got killed in rapid succession... :smallsigh:

:hugs for DC:

Yeah, Darth Revan dieing had me WTFing too, but I guess that's how the cookie crumbles.

This cookie isn't crumbled though, so you can have it.

:hands DC a cookie:

[Darkcomet]

...you know what, cancel that order. I know exactly what I am going to do.

But that will wait till tomorrow, as I have to go because I have to get up early.

[Darkcomet]

((Gah. Forgot. Screw it, I know what I'm doing, I'm posting now.))

As the rat swarm began to overwhelm him, having already devoured the Mandalorian driver, the Dark Lord sent out a powerful Force Wave, blasting the rats off of him, and causing critical damage to the Raider. Revan blasts the hatch open with the Force and leaps out of the doomed vehicle as it explodes, killing any surviving rats.

Revan, looking mildly singed, and his cloak torn to shreds by the rat swarm, examines the husk of RAY as its pilot climbs out, dropping to his knees as he hits the ground.

"I'm alive!"

The Dark Lord ignores him, seeing that RAY is unlikely to work again. The engines seemed intact, however... Yes, something can work here.

Using the Force to rip chunks of the mech off, and having workers salvage the Raider's Interceptor engine from the smoking wreck, jury-rigging it onto the back of a legless RAY...

Revan uses the Force to man the controls, and launches RAY into the sky to Night Surgeon's base, a veritable swarm of missiles launching toward Alucard, smashing into him as he is too busy stopping the shelling...

Each of the missiles would have killed a normal man, but not this vampiric monstrosity. He only eerily laughs as the missiles impact, healing quickly...

But then the true purpose of this is revealed.

RAY isn't going to come back from this trip. It opens its metal jaws to reveal the water cutter weapon, the jet of water capable of cutting through steel roaring into the stunned Alucard (due to the missiles, you know), and then, the vampire stopped in his tracks, RAY smacks straight into him.

RAY, with Alucard trapped in its jaws, smashes into the wall, exploding and taking the ultimate vampire with it.

And without Alucard to stop it, the Juggernauts' shelling is coming through once again.

Summary
Raider sacrificed to save Revan. RAY husk stripped down and used as a giant rocket to take down Alucard.

Casualties

Raider
RAY out of commission for good
Alucard


Army List

2. Darth Revan-in the base again
4. 2 Stealth Tanks-unknown, invisible
6. 1 Tesla Tank-in base
7. Six Black Hand Troopers-guarding the Juggernauts
8. Two Juggernaut Walkers-outside base, shelling Night Surgeon's base
9. Metal Gear RAY driver-in base


((I request that drama not be raised over the retcon. It's just... Without Revan, my army becomes completely bland, without Mandalore or The Sorrow. As far as Alucard goes, I'll understand if he survives in the end, since I'm not too familiar with him.))

[The Bookworm]

Ok, it's my turn now. That was dramatic.

[billtodamax]

That was sweet DC. *'fives*

[Fan]

((Gah. Forgot. Screw it, I know what I'm doing, I'm posting now.))

As the rat swarm began to overwhelm him, having already devoured the Mandalorian driver, the Dark Lord sent out a powerful Force Wave, blasting the rats off of him, and causing critical damage to the Raider. Revan blasts the hatch open with the Force and leaps out of the doomed vehicle as it explodes, killing any surviving rats.

Revan, looking mildly singed, and his cloak torn to shreds by the rat swarm, examines the husk of RAY as its pilot climbs out, dropping to his knees as he hits the ground.

"I'm alive!"

The Dark Lord ignores him, seeing that RAY is unlikely to work again. The engines seemed intact, however... Yes, something can work here.

Using the Force to rip chunks of the mech off, and having workers salvage the Raider's Interceptor engine from the smoking wreck, jury-rigging it onto the back of a legless RAY...

Revan uses the Force to man the controls, and launches RAY into the sky to Night Surgeon's base, a veritable swarm of missiles launching toward Alucard, smashing into him as he is too busy stopping the shelling...

Each of the missiles would have killed a normal man, but not this vampiric monstrosity. He only eerily laughs as the missiles impact, healing quickly...

But then the true purpose of this is revealed.

RAY isn't going to come back from this trip. It opens its metal jaws to reveal the water cutter weapon, the jet of water capable of cutting through steel roaring into the stunned Alucard (due to the missiles, you know), and then, the vampire stopped in his tracks, RAY smacks straight into him.

RAY, with Alucard trapped in its jaws, smashes into the wall, exploding and taking the ultimate vampire with it.

And without Alucard to stop it, the Juggernauts' shelling is coming through once again.

Summary
Raider sacrificed to save Revan. RAY husk stripped down and used as a giant rocket to take down Alucard.

Casualties

Raider
RAY out of commission for good
Alucard


Army List

2. Darth Revan-in the base again
4. 2 Stealth Tanks-unknown, invisible
6. 1 Tesla Tank-in base
7. Six Black Hand Troopers-guarding the Juggernauts
8. Two Juggernaut Walkers-outside base, shelling Night Surgeon's base
9. Metal Gear RAY driver-in base


((I request that drama not be raised over the retcon. It's just... Without Revan, my army becomes completely bland, without Mandalore or The Sorrow. As far as Alucard goes, I'll understand if he survives in the end, since I'm not too familiar with him.))


To put it accurately he has survived worse, and with all my other high grade picks (aside from Cloud) gone, I hope you don't mind if I do as such in turn on my turn. To provide an example he regenerates after sustaining fire from a entire division of Nazi Vampire Super Soldiers, grenades, rockets, and various explosives included, and then proceeds to devour them all.

Also, DC's back. Yay!:smallsmile:

[billtodamax]

...Nazi Vampire Super Soldiers...
That is all I saw in your post. Oh my god. Oh my freaking god.

[Darkcomet]

To put it accurately he has survived worse, and with all my other high grade picks (aside from Cloud) gone, I hope you don't mind if I do as such in turn on my turn. To provide an example he regenerates after sustaining fire from a entire division of Nazi Vampire Super Soldiers, grenades, rockets, and various explosives included, and then proceeds to devour them all.

Also, DC's back. Yay!:smallsmile:


Understood. Though I find my arsenal somewhat lacking in dealing with him, given that was the entire missile payload of Metal Gear RAY, then a metal-cutting water hit, and then getting smashed into by a superspeed giant mecha, albeit sans legs. Into a wall.

[Fan]

Understood. Though I find my arsenal somewhat lacking in dealing with him, given that was the entire missile payload of Metal Gear RAY, then a metal-cutting water hit, and then getting smashed into by a superspeed giant mecha, albeit sans legs. Into a wall.

Oh, he'll be out of it for a turn, and it's nothing better then Durge from the last game who survived a entire truck load of missiles a fusion reaction on his face in addition to a couple mega tons of alien steel, in addition to other things the other teams did.:smalltongue:

[Darkcomet]

I can at least claim Durge had a whole lot less power offensively in that case. :smalltongue:

[Fan]

I can at least claim Durge had a whole lot less power offensively in that case. :smalltongue:

Durge had a lazer, Alucard has .50 Cal Pistols with armor piercing HE tips, and incednirary cores. He's only at a level of danger that Durge is when... He's Unsealed completely.