Ready Aim Fire Classic XXIII - Götterdämmerung

[Zar Peter]

Ready Aim Fire CLASSIC XXIII - Götterdämmerung

This game is identical with Silkenfist's game, “Ready Aim Fire!”. Thank you Silkenfist for the idea.This is RAF Classic, the original, free-for-all RAF game. You can find Team RAF, the team-based variant of this game in the Forums when Lord Herman decides to continue the series.

The main rules (spoilered because I think most of the people know them already):

You have to decide between three actions:
1) Shoot the air –> Nothing happens. If you get shot you die.

2) Shoot [insert player name here] –> [insert player name here] dies if he did not shoot himself.

3) Shoot yourself -> if no one tries to kill you, you die! If someone shoots you this player will get killed instead of you and you live!

For better understanding here is a link to Lord Herman’s “comic for better understanding the rules of Ready Aim Fire”. (http://home.planet.nl/~hdgoede/tdg/StickArt/TeamRAF/Instructions.png)
You have about three days to PM your action to the narrator (=me!). I will announce the submission date in the Narrator Posts.I will post the end of the round and start writing then, no PMs will be accepted after the end of the round post.If you miss a date once you shoot the air. If you miss a date twice in a row you get autolynched.

Here is the Hall of Fame:

{table=head]Game number|Game title|Winner|number of contestants|Narrator
RAF I | The First | DarkLightDragon | 14 contestants | Silkenfist
RAF II | The godfather legacy | B-Man | 8 patrons | Silkenfist
RAF III | Pirates | Bookman | 12 Pirates | Silkenfist
RAF IV | Ghost Town | Alarra | 16 cowboys | Silkenfist
RAF V | Thawing Glaciers | Bookman | 17 caveman | Silkenfist
RAF VI | The last flight of the Hermes | Deckmaster | 20 Hackers | Silkenfist
RAV VII | Hideyoshis Messanger | DarkLightDragon | 27 shinobi | Silkenfist
RAF VIII | Boonta Eve Memorial | DarkLightDragon | 28 Rebels | Silkenfist
RAF IX | Tainted Gold | Krursk | 32 treasure hunters | Silkenfist
RAF X | Year of fourty emperors | Krursk | 39 senators | Silkenfist
RAF XI | Banquet Arcana | Shadow | 43 wizards | Silkenfist
RAF XII | Worms | Inky13112 | 37 worms | evnafets
RAF XIII | Zombie Attack | Destro_Yersul | 39 Zombies | evnafets
RAF XIV | The Giant Playground | Almighty Salmon | 37 kids | Zar Peter
RAF XV | Doctor, we have an emergancy | Shishnarfne | 36 doctors | Mordokai
RAF XVI | The Great American Cross Country Road Race | Fleeing Coward | 30 drivers | Zar Peter
RAF XVII | Playground Idol | Phase | 26 singers | Zar Peter
RAF XVIII | Playground Festival | Fleeing Coward | 18 celebrators | Zombie Pixe / Dallas Dakota
RAF XIX | On the turtles back | Freshmeat | 32 Ankh-Morporkians | Uncle Festy
RAF XX | Firefly | undisclosed | 40 Flies | Thanatos
RAF XXI | The War of the Roses | Wolfbane | 25 heirs of the Throne | Zar Peter
RAF XXII|RAF and the holy Grail|Crimmy|24 knights of the Round Table|Zar Peter
RAF XXIII|Götterdämmerung|Ink|23 Gods|Zar Peter
[/table]

Here is the autonotify list (with all name changes, hopefully):

Azure Butterfly
Banjo1985
DD the Cookiemonster
Destro_Yersul
Dirk Kris
Draken
Fin
Fredricus
Freshmeat_
Inigo Montoya
jurgenVW
Lord_Herman
Numberfourteen
Raeden
Recaiden
Reinholdt
Shadow
St.Sinner
Thanatos 51-50
Thes Hunter
Uncle Festy
Vampiric

They will be informed as soon as the thread is up.

Sign up ends on Tuesday, the 2nd June 2009.

The theme is not only picked because Götterdämmerung is a German word which is used in English, too (at least my dictionary says so), it's also because certain players can't pick an indescribable role... *glare at Reinholdt* :smalltongue:.

Well, you are all gods fighting for the leadership of the Pantheon. Pick your own god and describe it or just sign up and I pick your god random from this site (http://www.godchecker.com/). (Of course you can take this site to pick your own god, too.)
Two same gods are not allowed, first come, first served!

Players so far:

{table=head]Nr.|Player name|Role
1|Reinholdt|God of Very Small Bread Crumbs
2|banjo1985|Custard the Cathulu God
3|Lord Herman|Javie, God of scams
4|Opeth Freak|Veles, God of Sheep and Underworld
5|happyturtle|Kuori, God of Hunters
6|The Bookworm|Athena, Goddess of War, Wisdom, Art, Technical Skill and Creative D.I.Y.
7|Recaiden|God of Machines
8|Mordokai|Vor, the Big Red Coward Hating God
9|Inigo Montoya|Balder, God of Cyborgs
10|Kyouhen|Freezor, God of Refrigerators
11|Atreyu the masked Llama|God of Hay and Games
12|Night Surgeon|Evil God of Laywers and Tax officials
13|Uncle Festy|Xyfets, God of BRAAAINS
14|Dirk Kris|Dionysos, God of Wine and Ecstasy
15|Fleeing Coward|Rhosyn, Cowardloving God of Backstabbing Gnomes
16|Haruki-kun|Oh God of Hangovers
17|Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins|Water God, He Who Fills the Oceans and Finds Little Fishies in His Divine Pockets
18|Ink|God if Inkstains
19|evnafets|God of Lazy Sunday Afternoons
20|St.Sinner|God of Atheists and Oxymorons
21|deathslayer7|Goddess of Broomwhackers
22|The Bushranger|Poseidon, God of the Sea
23|Destro Yersul|Death, God of... the Deceased
[/table]

[banjo1985]

...In :smalltongue:

as Custard the Catulhu

[Lord Herman]

In as Javie, god of scams... wait, no, I meant honesty. Sacrifice your loot to me, and I'll... uh... bless your... uhm... things. Honest. You can trust me, I'm a god.

[Opeth_Freak]

All right, put me in! My pick will be Veles - Slavic God of Sheep and Underworld! :smalltongue:

No, seriously, I'm not making this up... (http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/slavic_baltic-mythology.php?deity=VELES&ds=N)

[happyturtle]

In, as Kuori the Hunter.

[The Bookworm]

In, as Athena!

[Recaiden]

In as the god of machines.

[Mordokai]

In as Vor, the big red angry god!

He hates cowards!

[Inigo Montoya]

In as cyborg Balder! Now with 100% more mistletoe immunity! Fear him!

[Kyouhen]

In as Freezor, god of refrigerators. Fear me. :smallbiggrin:

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

In as Atreyu the God of Hay.

[Lord Herman]

In as Atreyu the God of Hay.

Shouldn't you be the god of games? That'd mean you could play Candy Land all day!

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

oooh, good point!

And games! God of Hay and Games.

Atreyu does have a rank of Deity and is a God of Hay in Town, so it seemed fitting here.

[Fan]

oooh, good point!

And games! God of Hay and Games.

Atreyu does have a rank of Deity and is a God of Hay in Town, so it seemed fitting here.

Maybe you should come back.:smallwink:

In as Night Surgeon, Evil god of lawyers, and tax officials.

[Uncle Festy]

Xyfets, god of BRAAAAINS.
Yes, that means that both the undead and the intelligent are under my command. The best of both worlds! :smallbiggrin::smalltongue:

[Dirk Kris]

In, as Dionysus, god of wine and ecstasy.

[Fleeing Coward]

In as Rhosyn, protector of the weak and cowardly.

Also, I'd like to place my first round action in advance and in public.
Shoot Vor :smalltongue:

[Haruki-kun]

In as the Oh God of Hangovers.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

In as the Water God, He Who Fills the Oceans and Finds Little Fishies in His Divine Pockets.

[Ink]

I'll play! God of inkstains, please.

[evnafets]

Sign me up. I will be the God of Lazy Sunday afternoons

[St.Sinner]

I want to play too, and please add me to the notification list. I'll be the God of Atheists and Oxymorons.

[Deathslayer7]

Goddess of the Broom-whackers aka in

[Fleeing Coward]

I'd like to make some minor adjustments to my character.
Rhosyn is now the coward loving Goddess of backstabbing Food Gnomes.

[The Bushranger]

Last Minute In!

[Zar Peter]

Since the thread was up late I begin the round in about 24 hours.

[Haruki-kun]

Since the thread was up late I begin the round in about 24 hours.

Should we send in our actions now?

[evnafets]

Nah, just post your action in thread. :smallbiggrin:

[Haruki-kun]

Nah, just post your action in thread. :smallbiggrin:

Oh, OK. I'm scrying Murska, sending a contact PM to BR, and I think we should look into Dirk Kris, he's acting really suspicious. Also, I rebel against King Zar Peter.

Oh, and I think Atreyu thought Exachix was an evil power role. I think it might be the Egyptian Voider.

[Destro_Yersul]

Got back just in time to play, it looks like. I'm Death, as always.

[Reinholdt]

My glare-o-meter is going off!
Quick! Come up with something inane and impossible for the narrator to work with!
...
*flees and hides*

[Lord Herman]

God of Atheism, perhaps? God of Inanimate Objects? Or maybe God of Abstract Concepts?

[Reinholdt]

Oh. I already PMed my in before I left for a while, asking to be a Very Small Bread Crumb so Zar made me the God of Very Small Bread Crumbs.

Had I known it was Gods though, I probably would've been the God of Atheists, but St. Sinner got to that already. :smallannoyed: :smalltongue:

[Zar Peter]

Well, sorry... how about Annoya, Goddess of Sticking Drawers... :smallbiggrin:

[Reinholdt]

:smalltongue:
I'm not dissatisfied with it.

Besides, I still can use a Very Small Bread Crumb in another one. Only his god will likely have been killed. :smallcool:

[Zar Peter]

Yesterday in the Pantheon:

Zeus: Hera! Have you seen my Lightnings? I can't find them!

Hera: Have you searched in the drawers?

Zeus: Yes, but they stuck... I have to talk with Annoya again. Maybe Herakles is playing with them again?

Hera: No, last time I saw him he was playing with two snakes. Did you have them with you when you played Poker with Hephaistos and Ares?

Zeus: Oh yes... now I know it! Ares won a fortune and I gave them to him in the end... oh no! What can I do. Without my lightning I'm nothing. And the other gods will laugh at me.

Hera: Well, you could initiate a competition beyond the lesser gods... the winner may get the opportunity to be the leader of the pantheon for one day. And while they are destracted you go to Ares and speak with him. He's your son after all!

Zeus: Hey, that's not a bad idea Hera. Didn't expect that from you.

One hour later there are leaflets handed out all over the Pantheon:

TO ALL GODS WHO ARE INTERESTED! ZEUS THE GREAT WANTS TO SHARE HIS POWER. THE LAST GOD STANDING UPRIGHT WILL BECOME THE RIGHT TO RULE THE PANTHEON ONE DAY. IF YOU WANT TO BECOME THE LEADER OF THE GODS SUBSCRIBE TODAY!

At the end of the day 23 Gods subscribed and were ready to fight... since they are immortal not to death but at least to unconsciousness.

These Gods are:

{table=head]Nr.|Player name|Role
1|Reinholdt|God of Very Small Bread Crumbs
2|banjo1985|Custard the Cathulu God
3|Lord Herman|Javie, God of scams
4|Opeth Freak|Veles, God of Sheep and Underworld
5|happyturtle|Kuori, God of Hunters
6|The Bookworm|Athena, Goddess of War, Wisdom, Art, Technical Skill and Creative D.I.Y.
7|Recaiden|God of Machines
8|Mordokai|Vor, the Big Red Coward Hating God
9|Inigo Montoya|Balder, God of Cyborgs
10|Kyouhen|Freezor, God of Refrigerators
11|Atreyu the masked Llama|God of Hay and Games
12|Night Surgeon|Evil God of Laywers and Tax officials
13|Uncle Festy|Xyfets, God of BRAAAINS
14|Dirk Kris|Dionysos, God of Wine and Ecstasy
15|Fleeing Coward|Rhosyn, Cowardloving God of Backstabbing Gnomes
16|Haruki-kun|Oh God of Hangovers
17|Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins|Water God, He Who Fills the Oceans and Finds Little Fishies in His Divine Pockets
18|Ink|God if Inkstains
19|evnafets|God of Lazy Sunday Afternoons
20|St.Sinner|God of Atheists and Oxymorons
21|deathslayer7|Goddess of Broomwhackers
22|The Bushranger|Poseidon, God of the Sea
23|Destro Yersul|Death, God of... the Deceased
[/table]

ROUND 1 BEGINS AND ENDS IN ABOUT 72 HOURS!

Please send in your actions now (if you haven't already)

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Awesome story! I bet I'm dead by now.

[Zar Peter]

END OF ROUND 1

Zeus: So, come on Ares! Give me my lightnings back! I need them. The other gods will laugh at me if I come without any party surprises.

Ares: Dad! You lost them in a fair game! And they are really cool, I don’t need magic fire anymore to light me a cigarette… it needs more than a plead for me to return them.

Zeus: Well, then look at the games I organized for you…

They both are watching at the TeeVo

Ares: Hey cool… Whoa… Vor is hunting Rhosyn. Who would have thought of that. The god of the Cowards is running away from the god of the Coward haters. Very imaginative, dad! Bravo.

Zeus: Spare your sarcasm son! They will fight because the winner may rule the pantheon for one day.

Ares: Oh, cool… I see. And that’s why the god of Hay and Games just summoned a bunch of hungry hippos who are eating Vor… and Rhosyn, too? … good move from Atreyu here, don’t you think?

Zeus: Yes, very good. Hey, I have an idea. If you are amused by this competition I get my lightning back, ok?

Ares: Ok, yes. It’s starting to get interesting. Who are these two?

Zeus: These? Fullbladder the Water god and Poseidon, god of the sea.

Ares: Oh, they seem to have a grudge.

Zeus: Well, they are fishing in the same waters.. hehehe.

Ares: Oh my god, what a bad pun dad! Hey, there are two gods sneaking behind them…

Zeus: Yes, Athena is cutting Poseidons throat…

Ares: And Freezor is freezing Fullbladder. Seems the two won… no! There’s another one hidden in the waters…

Zeus: Yes, that’s… oh my god it’s Xyfets… you know, the god of the Zombies.

Ares: The Zombies have a god now?

Zeus: Well, yes, he started as the god of one brain cell but made a fast advancement… it seems he eats the brain of Freezor.

Ares: How much brain can a refrigerator have?

Zeus: Yes, I think he still must be hungry… but look there, it’s the god of Machines, Recaiden!

Ares: He’s sneaking onto Ink… oh man! Ink is looking badass today.

Zeus: Seems he tried to write a book and spoiled it again… he spilled the ink all over the place!

Ares: Yes! And some of it hit Recaiden… oh man, he accidently short circuited him… see how Recaiden dances! Great!

Zeus: Hehe… yes, great. But look at these two!

Ares: Who are these? Wait… the first I remember. It’s Custard Cathulu. But who is the second?

Zeus: It’s Reinholdt, god of very small breadcrumbs.

Ares: Very small breadcrumbs? How’s that?

Zeus: Well, recently there were a lot of little children who were sent into the woods by their parents. They all prey to the god of very small breadcrumbs. But since most of them are eaten by a witch he hasn’t very much followers…

Ares: Yes, I see… Custard easily devored him… shouldn’t have poked him too much, the poor little one.

Zeus: So and now concentrate on this: Kuori is practicing her aim.

Ares: But… she’s only shooting the air.

Zeus: Well, she’s aiming at the air so she hits with every arrow…

Ares: Right… seems she should have aimed at Balder instead… ouch!

Zeus: Well… live and learn! Hey, look at this! It’s St. Sinner, god of oxymorons… it seems he found a believer…

Ares: The god of Atheists found someone who’s praying to him? Wow! That’s interesting… on the other hand I don’t think he wanted to die this way…

Zeus: Yes, but it’s logical. The god of Atheists dies if someone prays to him… it’s like an oxymoronic oxymoron… or something like that.

Ares: And who’s this guy there?

Zeus: This? Oh, that’s Javie--- poor chap…

Ares: Why is there a pyramid lying on him?

Zeus: I think he tried to begin a Pyramid scam… he’s the god of scams, you know?

Ares: Oh… seems he took it literally… well, sometimes it isn’t good standing at the peak of a pyramid. Especially when you build the pyramid upside down.

Zeus: Exactly. And there’s Dionysos! I told him he shouldn’t mix Alcohol and Drugs. He IS the god of Wine and Ecstasy but I don’t think he should eat this ecstasy tablets while drinking wine… and he invited the Oh god of Hangovers to the drink, too.

Ares: Oh, that happened often enough before. They both will be unconscious for about 2 weeks. Don’t think their followers will recognize. So Zeus, this was refreshing but not enough… who’s playing after all?

Zeus: Well, apart from whom we saw we have the goddess of the broomwhackers…

Ares: Ah yes. I see her. She’s searching for a battle broom… oh, and there’s Death, he’s sharpen his scythe. Is he playing, too?

Zeus: Yes. Seems he had enough of trying to understand humans and is focussing now about gods… oh look, the god of lazy afternoons is sleeping in his hammock… who would have guessed that?

Ares: Nobody as it seems… aahhh!

Zeus: What?

Ares: The Evil God of Lawyers and Tax Officials! I hope he didn’t see me!

Zeus: Calm down! He’s distracted, he’s playing, too.

Ares: Good… phew, that was close. I didn’t pay my church tax last year…

Zeus: See! These games were a good idea of me. Well, the last contestand is Veles over there.

Ares: The guy with the machine gun protecting his flock of sheep?

Zeus: Yes. Be careful, don’t touch his flock. He’s very… protective. Anyway, that was it. I’m curious what they are doing next. The ones who are still standing I mean of course.


Actions:

{table=head]Number | Player | Role | Action
1 | Reinholdt | God of Very Small Bread Crumbs | Shoot Banjo
2 | banjo1985 | Custard the Cathulu God | Shoot self
3 | Lord Herman | Javie, God of scams | Shoot self
4 | Opeth Freak | Veles, God of Sheep and Underworld | shoot air
5 | happyturtle | Kuori, God of Hunters | shoot air
6 | The Bookworm | Athena, Goddess of War, Wisdom, Art, Technical Skill and Creative D.I.Y. | Shoot Poseidon
7 | Recaiden | God of Machines | Shoot Ink
8 | Mordokai | Vor, the Big Red Coward Hating God | Shoot Fleeing Coward
9 | Inigo Montoya | Balder, God of Cyborgs | Shoot Happy
10 | Kyouhen | Freezor, God of Refrigerators | Shoot Fullbladder
11 | Atreyu the masked Llama | God of Hay and Games | Shoot Mordokai
12 | Night Surgeon | Evil God of Laywers and Tax officials | Time Out
13 | Uncle Festy | Xyfets, God of BRAAAINS | Shoot Kyouhen
14 | Dirk Kris | Dionysos, God of Wine and Ecstasy | Shoot self
15 | Fleeing Coward | Rhosyn, Cowardloving God of Backstabbing Gnomes | Shoot Mordokai
16 | Haruki-kun | Oh God of Hangovers | Shoot self
17 | Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins | Water God, He Who Fills the Oceans and Finds Little Fishies in His Divine Pockets | shoot The Bushranger
18 | Ink | God if Inkstains | Shoot self
19 | evnafets | God of Lazy Sunday Afternoons | shoot air
20 | St.Sinner | God of Atheists and Oxymorons | Shoot self
21 | deathslayer7 | Goddess of Broomwhackers | Time Out
22 | The Bushranger | Poseidon, God of the Sea | Shoot Fullbladder
23 | Destro Yersul | Death, God of... the Deceased | Shoot Air[/table]

Surviving players:

{table=head]Number | Player | Role
2 | banjo1985 | Custard the Cathulu God
4 | Opeth Freak | Veles, God of Sheep and Underworld
6 | The Bookworm | Athena, Goddess of War, Wisdom, Art, Technical Skill and Creative D.I.Y.
9 | Inigo Montoya | Balder, God of Cyborgs
11 | Atreyu the masked Llama | God of Hay and Games
12 | Night Surgeon | Evil God of Laywers and Tax officials
13 | Uncle Festy | Xyfets, God of BRAAAINS
18 | Ink | God if Inkstains
19 | evnafets | God of Lazy Sunday Afternoons
21 | deathslayer7 | Goddess of Broomwhackers
23 | Destro Yersul | Death, God of... the Deceased[/table]

Please send in your actions in the next 72 hours.

[Reinholdt]

Ah well. Someday one of my weaklings will win.
Shame. I wanted to see Cathulhu get his comeuppance by the bread crumbs. :smalltongue: :smallwink:

[Kyouhen]

Freezor have no brains now? :smallfrown:

[Zar Peter]

Freezor have no brains now? :smallfrown:

He's a god, he can regrow it... (if enough people believe in refrigerators, though)

[The Bushranger]

Seems Fullbladder and I were operating on the same logic. :smalltongue:

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Bah. If Freezor and Athena hadn't have intervened, I'd have won that fight.

[happyturtle]

I will give a ghostly hug and kiss to whoever kills Inigo!

[Fleeing Coward]

Knew I should have chickened out and shot myself :smalltongue:

[Deathslayer7]

weeee. being out of town, then getting sick has its advantages. :smallbiggrin:

[Ink]

Wahey, I'm alive!

Wonderful writing, Zar!

[Opeth_Freak]

W00T! I have a Machine Gun! :smallbiggrin:

[banjo1985]

Custard lives to fight another round...I is King Kitty Reinholdt, you're just a playa. :smalltongue:

[St.Sinner]

Don't think I wanted to die this way? This is exactly how I wanted to go! Great story, Zar! :smallbiggrin:

[Zar Peter]

Ok, all actions in, no changes allowed, I start writing

[Zar Peter]

End of Round 2

Ares: So Zeus, what happened yesterday?

Zeus: Wait, the TeeVo is just ready. Let’s have a look, shall we?

Ares: Yes… hey! That’s Atreyu, god of Hay and Games. He’s building something… a giant mousetrap! Cool. But whom do he want to catch?

Zeus: Well, given there is a nearly deceased mouse inside I think he is going for death himself.

Ares: You could be right… do the fast forward, I want to see what happens next!

Zeus: Ok… so… hey! This is Veles! He’s leading his sheeps by firing his machine gun… now he has noticed the mouse skeleton.

Ares: Hmm… he’s god of the Underworld, too. Wait, he’s going inside the trap… wow! Atreyu made that great. A trapdoor. And under it there are hundrets of hungry mice… ouch! That will last weeks till he grow this again…

Zeus: And see! There’s Balder, the Cyborg god. He was following Veles to get the machine gun…

Ares: Didn’t know that mice can eat Cyborgs, too…

Zeus: Well, if they are hungry enough. See how Atreyu is laughing in his hide… oh… if he hadn’t laughed so hard he might have heard Custard Cathulu sneaking behind him.

Ares: Yes. Another one devoured. But what happened with Death?

Zeus: Hmmm… look there! He was flying above the trap all the time. I think he’s quite amused now, too.
Oh oh! There’s Night Surgeon… he’s coming to our house!

Ares: The Evil God of lawyers and Tax-Officials? Quick! Tell him I’m not at home! I’m… on holidays. With Europe!

Zeus: With Europe! But that’s my concubine!

Ares: Doesn’t matter! Quick, think of something to make him go away!

* Knock knock *

Zeus: Yes?

NS: Hello, I’m here for Mr. Ares. He didn’t pay his church taxes last year, you know? Well, with interest that would be about 1000000 golden wings he owes the Pantheon administrative machinery.

Zeus: Are you sure you mean my son? Take a look at the promissory note…

NS: Hah! Of course I’m sure! Here you can see it! Night Surgeon, no doubt!

Zeus: But my son’s name is Ares, not Night Surgeon…

Night Surgeon: What? But… That can’t be… I must… *poof*

Ares: Wow! That was great, Dad! He dematerialized.

Zeus: Well, he got himself for tax liability. They can be pretty tough with these things. All I did was changing your name on the note…

Ares: Thanks a lot. Now we can watch the tournament without this thread… ooh! Look there: The god of lazy Sunday afternoons still is lying in his hammock.

Zeus: Yes, but I fear not for long. Look there: Athena is coming. And she’s looking pretty badass.

Ares: Yep. Seems she doesn’t like lazy afternoons. Wow, that was a pretty good punch. Never saw something fly from his hammock this way. And then with the rolling pin… poor evvie, that doesn’t look good.

Zeus: He’s fleeing… don’t think he comes back. And Athena is still swearing at him… that’s why she’s a bit distracted…

Ares: Where did Xyfets get this straw? On the other hand it’s much easier now for him to get some Brains. And it seems Athenas is quite delicious by the look on his face.

Zeus: I hope she grow it back fast. A goddess of Wisdom without Brain? Shocking!

Ares: Don’t worry, she doesn’t have many followers. Oh, look there! Deahslayer is just praying! What does she say?

Zeus: Oh… that’s not good! She’s praying to Athena to give her the wisdom to use the Broom correct.

Ares: But Athena doesn’t have a Brain now…

Zeus: Correct. I think that’s why Deathslayer is beating herself with the Broom over and over. I think that will last until Athena regrows at least a tiny part of her brain.

Ares: Well, well. That was nice. Is anyone missing?`

Zeus: Hmm… ah yes! Ink. He’s still trying to write a book. I think it shall be the base for his religion.

Ares: And?

Zeus: Well, after a few sentences he spills the ink all over the page. I think he should meet Sisyphus, they have much in common.


Actions:

{table=head]Number | Player | Role | Action
2 | banjo1985 | Custard the Cathulu God | Shoot Atreyu
4 | Opeth Freak | Veles, God of Sheep and Underworld | Shoot Destro Yersul
6 | The Bookworm | Athena, Goddess of War, Wisdom, Art, Technical Skill and Creative D.I.Y. | shoot evnafets
9 | Inigo Montoya | Balder, God of Cyborgs | Shoot Destro Yersul
11 | Atreyu the masked Llama | God of Hay and Games | Shoot Destro Yersul
12 | Night Surgeon | Evil God of Laywers and Tax officials | shoot self
13 | Uncle Festy | Xyfets, God of BRAAAINS | shoot Bookworm
18 | Ink | God if Inkstains | Shoot air
19 | evnafets | God of Lazy Sunday Afternoons | shoot air
21 | deathslayer7 | Goddess of Broomwhackers | shoot self
23 | Destro Yersul | Death, God of... the Deceased | shoot self
[/table]

Remaining players:

{table=head]Number | Player | Role
2 | banjo1985 | Custard the Cathulu God
13 | Uncle Festy | Xyfets, God of BRAAAINS
18 | Ink | God if Inkstains
23 | Destro Yersul | Death, God of... the Deceased[/table]

SEND IN YOUR ACTIONS IN LESS THAN 72 HOURS!!!

[happyturtle]

As promised:

*grabs the God of the Deceased*

*drags him to a nearby comfy sofa for a ghostly make-out session* :smallwink:

[Shadowcaller]

As promised:

*grabs the God of the Deceased*

*drags him to a nearby comfy sofa for a ghostly make-out session* :smallwink:

:smalleek:
Ghosts can make out now?

[Opeth_Freak]

Damn it. You will Feel the revenge of the sheep, Destro, MARK MY WORDS! :smallfurious:

Awesome game. When will the next one start? :smallbiggrin:

[Zar Peter]

Damn it. You will Feel the revenge of the sheep, Destro, MARK MY WORDS! :smallfurious:

Awesome game. When will the next one start? :smallbiggrin:

Usually I need a brake of 1 or 2 months after one game. But if anyone else wants to narrate between it I would be happy. Just leave a PM for me...

[The Bookworm]

'Twas a good try!
Kill Xyfets for me, someone!

[Uncle Festy]

'Twas a good try!
Kill Xyfets for me, someone!

*licks lips*
*grins*

[banjo1985]

Wooha! I've never got this far in an RAF. Custard must be my lucky charm. :smallbiggrin:

[Zar Peter]

All actions in... I hope I get to writing today

[Zar Peter]

END OF THE GAME!

Ares: Well Zeus, the gods are quite efficient in killing themselves… who do you think will win?`

Zeus: I think it’s Death. He’s He’s pretty competent and I don’t think it’s easy to overcome him…

Ares: You mean Xyfets shouldn’t have sneaked behind him and sucked his brain out?

Zeus: Wha… oh yes, there goes my favourite. It seems Susan has to take over again till he regrows the brain… oh, look at Xyfets! He’s sick.

Ares: Well, he ate dead brain, hehe…

Zeus: Ouch. Anyway, it doesn’t seem to do him well. Two left on the board. Custard and Ink.

Ares: What will you do if Custard wins? An evil god on the throne of the Pantheon… poor humans.

Zeus: Ah, it’s only for one day. The humans hardly notice that he’s up there. Anyway, look at him, he’s walking in the rain, staring to the air.

Ares: Wait, that’s no normal rain. It’s black… that’s ink!

Zeus: And the smell… the ink has a catnip parfume! Oh oh, poor Custard.

Ares: He begins to lick… That will take ages to get the stains out of his fur. Good move from Ink. He won!

Zeus: Ah well, the god of Inkstains… I’m curious what he will do when he’s in charge…


Ink is sitting in the Pantheon with some paperwork…

Ink: And now I want Peace on the world… just sign this paper and… damn! Unreadable. Ok, next paper… no more earhquak… damn, another paper gone. Oh well, then I want some rain in the deserts… NO! NOT AGAIN!

Zeus: Seems he’s true neutral than…

Ares: Yes. He’s a really good substitute for you. Here is your lightning back, it’s more fun to watch this scene here…

Zeus: Thank you! Now I think I will call the paper factory. If he continues this way I will need some when I’m in charge again.


Actions:

{table=head]Number | Player | Role | Action
2 | banjo1985 | Custard the Cathulu God | Shoot air
13 | Uncle Festy | Xyfets, God of BRAAAINS | Shoot Destro
18 | Ink | God if Inkstains | shoot Banjo
23 | Destro Yersul | Death, God of... the Deceased | shoot Uncle Festy[/table]

CONGRATULATIONS INK!

You won the pantheon.

Thank you to all players and I hope you had fun.

[Uncle Festy]

Dammit I knew I should have shot myself. >.<
Anyways, congrats Ink! :smallbiggrin:

[Ink]

Yay! My first win!

Thanks Festy, and thanks Zar!

[banjo1985]

Well bugger. :smallamused:

Well played Ink, even though I didn't win I'm happy with my performance. :smallbiggrin: