What Do You Do With Your Bag of Tricks?

[ondonaflash]

So you've killed the Lich King, stabbed to death his pet Tarrasque, and rode the thunderbird to the top of Mount MacGuffin, there your treasure awaits you, a gleaming, glowing, shiny...

bag of tricks . You look at it and ask yourself "What the hell am I going to do with this?"

What is the answer to your rhetorical question to yourself?

[Doc Roc]

Flesh to Salt.

[KillianHawkeye]

Use it to check for traps. Or as one of my old characters used to say, "Let us test the lethality of this floor/hallway/misty jungle/vortex of doom" :smallwink:

[The Mentalist]

You've heard the phrase 'Trap Monkey' yeah.... the little ones are great for that.

You want to know how deep a pit is, drop a critter, wait for the scream.

[Lycanthromancer]

Dinner.

Hey, thri-kreens aren't exactly picky eaters.

I mean, they eat elves.

[shadzar]

Hobo stew, just needs PO-TA-TOES.

[chiasaur11]

Reach into it whenever you get in a fix?

[Emy]

Flesh to Salt.

This, whenever I'm not using it for consumptive field.

[Eldariel]

Heh. Benign Transposition. Yes, just initiated a grapple with the damn puppy; I'll see you later.

[ondonaflash]

Render survival checks obsolete!

[Doc Roc]

This, whenever I'm not using it for consumptive field.

Oh hey, didn't know you posted over here to! :)

[DamnedIrishman]

Drop a ball of fluff in someone's boot and watch the fun.

[Hawriel]

Used the rino as a battering ram

[Ashes]

Flanking. It was pretty good for that.

[The Glyphstone]

Bag of Tricks + Benign Transposition is win. I've used it twice in one game...the first time to swap a badger with the party ubercharger so he could devastate the enemy a second time, the second was when the same ubercharge had been grappled by a half-ton demon (waaaaay over the weight limit of my Overland Flight) and both were falling to their doom - so I swapped him with a grizzly bear. An angry grizzly bear. Neither the bear nor the demon could fly, and both were quite upset until they hit the ground a great distance later.

[Olo Demonsbane]

Great Cleave and Sweeping Strike.

[Swordguy]

Sell it at an absurd markup to a furry.

[Anna Molly]

COCKFIGHT!
Square it up across from another Bag of Tricks, take bets, and beware of FEMA.

[TheThan]

Relevant comics:

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0163.html

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0165.html
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0167.html

[Magentawolf]

Sell it at an absurd markup to a furry.

Now, if we could pull catgirls out of the bag, I'd be all over it.

[Learnedguy]

I used it to drop lions on the BBEG

(well, technically, once they hit the floor they seized to be lions, so I suppose you could say that used it to drop mewling bags of 300kg meat)

[DamnedIrishman]

Pull out any animal, Polymorph it into a dragon.
:smallsmile:


Now, if we could pull catgirls out of the bag, I'd be all over it.

Or polymorph into other shapes, if we're talking about in leisure time...

[Brock Samson]

I like to pet the fuzzies. Precious... precious...