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HighONseaweed10
2009-06-04, 05:19 PM
So I have been playing a kender in Ravenloft...which you can see is working out greatly:smallbiggrin:
since I am a kender I wanted to get some great taunts from you guys.... funny taunts, yo mama jokes, ugly jokes, fat jokes, undead jokes, wear wolf.. that list goes on...anything good^^

AslanCross
2009-06-04, 05:36 PM
Yo mama's so fat, when she turned around, it was the next day!
Yo mama's so stupid, when she jumped out of the window, she went up!

That's all I've got, sorry.

zerombr
2009-06-04, 06:05 PM
i prefer the classic Tasslehoff quote, "I don't know anyone stupid enough to try to mate with an orc, but if there was one, he'd be your father!"

ErrantX
2009-06-04, 07:28 PM
"Is that your head or did your neck throw up?"
"Is that your nose or is that a disease?"
"Were your parents that ugly too?"
"Is that a beard or are you just rabid?"
"My Uncle Trapspringer once saw an person so ugly it made him sick. Was that you?"
"Was your dad the ugly stick?"

That's all I got for now.

-X

BlueWizard
2009-06-04, 07:29 PM
So I have been playing a kender in Ravenloft...which you can see is working out greatly:smallbiggrin:
since I am a kender I wanted to get some great taunts from you guys.... funny taunts, yo mama jokes, ugly jokes, fat jokes, undead jokes, wear wolf.. that list goes on...anything good^^

Best game I ever played was Ravenloft and my friend played a Kender. The DM was great too.

This player was a natural, and kenderisms came to him.

Thanatos 51-50
2009-06-04, 07:30 PM
"Why is it you druids are always hugging the Ugly Tree?"

Hat-Trick
2009-06-04, 07:33 PM
Or better yet, "I bet you hit every branch when you fell out of the Ugly tree, didn't you?"

"You wouldn't know a sword if it was stuck in your gullet!" Seems pretty appropriate.

shadzar
2009-06-04, 09:37 PM
Usually vampires are supposed to have good looks, but you must have sucked on the wrong thing, and as they say you are what you eat.

To skeletons: Stick and stones can break my bones, but at least I still have skin and flesh left!

I have been to many planes of existence and by far your domain makes the nine hells looks like Heaven.

Look out their is a piercer hanging form your face! Nevermind its just your big nose.

To plant-creature: Hey was your father the ugly stick?

Eldan
2009-06-04, 09:44 PM
Just walk by, blink a few times with a confused look, say "woah" and walk on.

shadzar
2009-06-04, 10:45 PM
I hear Takhisis is great for a good time. Her having 5 heads/mouths and all that.

bosssmiley
2009-06-05, 08:10 AM
So I have been playing a kender in Ravenloft...

Define "thematic dissonance"... :smallamused:

SilentNight
2009-06-05, 08:41 AM
"Ahem, your matha so fat, that when she jump for joy, she get stuck. Thank you." Or from James Brown, "Hit me!" * Leaves with paltry contribution*

evisiron
2009-06-05, 09:14 AM
"Yo mamma may be a level one commoner, but her stink is CR 9!"

"THATS how you fight?! Well, at least someone is making the monks feel good..."

"Ouch, looks like someone took a whizz in that gene pool."

"Can someone undo that undead? Please?"

Seffbasilisk
2009-06-05, 03:10 PM
As a Kender...they don't always have to make sense. IE: "Pickle pickle pickle!"

Croverus
2009-06-05, 03:15 PM
"Do you carry that big weapon to compensate?"

"You call that scary? I've seen your mother; she does it better."

"Did you buy those pants from a dwarf?"

HighONseaweed10
2009-06-08, 04:16 PM
"You call that scary? I've seen your mother; she does it better."


hahahaha i like this one^^