Simanos
2009-06-09, 01:59 PM
(/joking)
The phylactery slipped from the grasp of Xykon and was lost for a time. It lay hidden in the mud at the bottom of a river. Until a small dirty hand encircled it and plucked it from the depths. As Belkar held it before his eyes he was compelled to utter:
"Mine. My precious"
Soon he would change into Gollum fulfilling the Oracle's prophecy since the real Belkar would cease to exist in a way. But the phylactery would trick him, it will abandon him and probably end up unknowingly adorning Elan's puppet/god Banjo. At the climax Belkar will try to seize it again right when Elan is told to throw it in the rift (and can't because it makes Banjo look so cute, not to mention it has started to actually animate the puppet for real) and then Belkar will trip and fall inside the rift with Banjo and the phylactery and all will be undone. And the Oracle will get to say again that he wasn't buying the whole turning into Gollum as being the end of Belkar excuse (just like he said about Belkar killing someone in his list).
The only problem is how will Elan get his happy ending. Maybe Banjo will defeat the Snarl and Elan will get his puppet back right before the rift closes for good. Sure why not. Knock yourself out kid.
The phylactery slipped from the grasp of Xykon and was lost for a time. It lay hidden in the mud at the bottom of a river. Until a small dirty hand encircled it and plucked it from the depths. As Belkar held it before his eyes he was compelled to utter:
"Mine. My precious"
Soon he would change into Gollum fulfilling the Oracle's prophecy since the real Belkar would cease to exist in a way. But the phylactery would trick him, it will abandon him and probably end up unknowingly adorning Elan's puppet/god Banjo. At the climax Belkar will try to seize it again right when Elan is told to throw it in the rift (and can't because it makes Banjo look so cute, not to mention it has started to actually animate the puppet for real) and then Belkar will trip and fall inside the rift with Banjo and the phylactery and all will be undone. And the Oracle will get to say again that he wasn't buying the whole turning into Gollum as being the end of Belkar excuse (just like he said about Belkar killing someone in his list).
The only problem is how will Elan get his happy ending. Maybe Banjo will defeat the Snarl and Elan will get his puppet back right before the rift closes for good. Sure why not. Knock yourself out kid.