Paranoia III - Game Thread - DAY 9!

[Kyouhen]

"It was the Commie Mutant Traitors I swear! They clearly sabotaged my project, causing these delays!"

"Have you identified these traitors?"

"Well... no, I've been trying to find them but-"

"Then you were trying to find them instead of meeting your deadline."

"Yes. No. Wait!"

Citizen Ky-BLU-HEN executed for delays in sending teams on missions.


PARANOIA III

Commie Mutant Traitors are everywhere! This makes Friend Computer sad. You don't want Friend Computer to be sad do you? If you said no, congratulations! You've just volunteered to hunt down these traitors and bring them to justice! If you said yes, please report to the nearest confession booth.

Narrators: Kyouhen and Selrahc

Teams

Everyone who puts there name here will be assigned to one of five teams. Rejoice! Friend Computer has graciously decided that you will be informed who the other members of your team are! You should thank Friend Computer at the earliest opportunity. Not thanking The Computer is treason. Other (nonfun) games have something similar to teams, but they call them wolves and that's just silly.

Each team will consist of 6 troubleshooters. Your job will be to root out evidence of traitorous activity from other troubleshooters. During the night each team could, potentially, plant evidence on a player so that player would be executed when sufficient evidence (2 pieces) is found. The Computer frowns upon such activity, so if you must engage in this try not to get caught.

Winning
The team you have been assigned to will be granted a victory orange if the number of players not in your team has been reduced to 1.5 times the number of players that are.


Secret Societies

Being a member of a secret society is treason. Try not to be a member of a secret society. Members of a secret society do not know who other members are at the start of the game. Nobody would admit to such treasonous activity. Other (nonfun) games have something similar to secret societies but they call them villagers. The Computer has decided using such a term is inappropriate.

The Computer has graciously decided to share with you the following information about the treasonous secret societies:

Corpore Metal - Computers will replace humans eventually, might as well start as soon as you can. Hates the Frankenstein Destroyers.

Frankenstein Destroyers - Machines are tools. Intelligent machines are dangerous. Break them. Hates Pro Tech.

Pro Tech - Developing new technology will let us improve life for everyone! Hates PURGE.

PURGE - The Computer needs to be destroyed, plain and simple. Hates the FCCC-P

FCCC-P (First Church of Christ Computer-Programmer) - The Computer protects you, so you should serve The Computer willingly and to the best of your abilities. Hates the Humanists.

Humanists - The Computer has clearly gone insane and needs to be brought back under human control. Hates Corpore Metal.

Winning
A secret society could, conceivably, gain a considerable amount of influence by eliminating their main opponent. If there are no remaining members of the secret society you hate, then your society wins!


Mutant Powers

Some people have a treasonous mutant power. The Computer frowns upon the use of mutant powers. If you must use a mutant power, try not to get caught. Other (nonfun) games have something similar to mutant powers which have any number of names. You should thank The Computer for not using such names. Thanking The Computer is mandatory.

Puppeteer - Changes the point of one person of your choice to match yours. (DAY ACTION)

Detect Mutant Power - Can scry the mutant power of another player. (NIGHT ACTION)

Polymorphism - At the start of the game can pick another player. Any scries will return that player's information instead. Does not know what information the other player has. (AUTOMATIC)

Charm - Can convince a player to reveal either their team or secret society to you. A player knows when they have been charmed but not by who. (NIGHT ACTION)

Death Simulation - When killed for any reason only pretends to be dead. After 3 days the player returns to the game. Only works once. (AUTOMATIC)

Absorption - Negates two points against yourself. (AUTOMATIC)


Other Rules

All points must be put in red. Please do not use red font for anything else. If you change your point please cross out the previous point.

Autolynch is at 2 days.

Day phases last 48 hours, nights are 24.

If you are unable to post for any reason please PM myself or Selrahc and we'll work something out for you.

Nobody in their right mind would publicly announce that they are a member of a secret society or have a mutant power. Anyone who does so will immediately gain 1 piece of treasonous evidence against them. Friend Computer has no complaints with making claims as to which team you are on.

When killed a player's team and secret society will be revealed. Their mutant power will not.


Death List (17/30)

The Bookworm - Day 1 - Team 5/FCCC-P
The Bushranger - Night 1 - Team 1/FCCC-P
Murska - Day 2 - Team 3/PURGE
Fleeing Coward - Night 2 - Team 2/PURGE
billtodamax - Day 3 - Team 1/Pro Tech
Trixie - autolynch - Team 5/Frankenstein Destroyer
Walter O'Dim - autolynch - Team 4/Humanist
Darkcomet - Night 3 - Team 3/Corpore Metal
happyturtle - Night 3 - Team 2/Pro Tech
Lizard Lord - Day 4 - Team 1/Pro Tech
Reinholdt - Night 4 - Team 4/Humanist
PirateMonk - Day 5 - Team 1/Corpore Metal
EagleWiz - autolynch - Team 5/Frankenstein Destroyer
Aemoh - Night 5 - Team 4/Pro Tech
Jontom Xire - Day 6 - Team 4/Corpore Metal
Recaiden - Night 6 - Team 1/PURGE
toasty - Night 6 - Team 3/Humanist
Istari - Day 7 - Team 3/PURGE
BRC - autolynch - Team 1/Corpore Metal
GAThraawn - Day 8 - Team 3/FCCC-P


Player List (11/30)

PirateMonk
Hyozo
Catseye2121
pondshadow
Dirk Kris
Opeth_Freak
RedScholarGypsy
Uncle Festy
Mustiado
Shadowcaller
banthesun




DAY 1 begins! 36 hours remain!

[Selrahc]

Remember citizens, failure to report treason is treason. As is incorrect reporting of treason, so be sure to fill in the appropriate traitor execution forms.

I guess since you are all RED ranked then accusations of treason against fellow RED's should be RED too.


(Which means accusation of treason against the narrators would clearly be ULTRAVIOLET, or WHITE. So no one notices them.)

[Dirk Kris]

Random die roll for Day 1 says...happyturtle did it!

:smallbiggrin: :smalltongue: :smalleek:

[BRC]

I suspect The Bookworm of treason. Namely because, as a loyal citizen of Alpha Complex, I have no idea what a Book, or a Worm is, but they both sound like treason to me.

[The Bookworm]

Nonsense! I'm not treasonous! BookWorm means nothing, its merely a string of syllables. I humbly suggest we instead accuse HappyTurtle.

[Opeth_Freak]

No, I actually think that BRC maybe right about that, The Bookworm. Book? Worm? Sounds treasonous as hell...

[EagleWiz]

But BRC is a Communist. Obviously we must not listen to him.

Happyturtle

[billtodamax]

Praise Friend Computer! Thank you Friend Computer.

This "Book" "Worm" Is suspicious. After all, a worm is the name of a virus! Clearly he is against Friend Computer. The Bookworm

[happyturtle]

Friend Computer, Dirk Kris is treasonously shirking his duties by pointing randomly instead of investigating.

[Murska]

Bookworm. Yeah.

[RedScholarGypsy]

Why do you need a book when there is Friend Computer to provide all we need to know? Bookworm is clearly acquiring Computer Unfriendly lies and must be punished!

[Uncle Festy]

Murska – always a wolf communist. :smalltongue:

[GAThraawn]

I find this sudden bandwagoning of Bookworm most suspicious, and recommend investigating those supporting it with the utmost scrutiny.

[Recaiden]

I agree that this Murska is most suspicious.

@Kyouhen:Away Notice

[Lizard Lord]

Friend Computer, Dirk Kris is treasonously shirking his duties by pointing randomly instead of investigating.

Agreed, it is treasonous to allow chance to play a part in the democratic process. The friend computer leaves nothing to chance and neither should Dirk Kris

[PirateMonk]

While the traitor Dirk Kris's mutant commie randomness is most disturbing, I call your attention to Uncle Festy. Despite clearly being dead, he persists in walking around, a clear demonstration of the Death Simulation mutant power which Friend Computer so generously informed us of.

[Fleeing Coward]

I agree that friend computer needs to destroy Dirk Kris for exercising his right to use chance.
We must destroy the computer. It is the cause of all evil in this world.

[Kyouhen]

I agree that this Murska is most suspicious.

@Kyouhen:Away Notice

Your friend The Computer will miss you while you are away, but will refrain from executing you for abandoning your duties because you were kind enough to inform Friend Computer.

[InaVegt]

How do we know who the traitors are this soon, just pointing at a team mate, are you?

Edit: Non-team mate >.>

[Jontom Xire]

EagleWiz just because.

[Aemoh]

*points at billtodamax*

AKA, day 1 random.

[Reinholdt]

First day random at DarkComet

[Istari]

Aemoh
Dancing Kirby
<('.'<) <('.')> (>'.')>

[The Bushranger]

1DR: Fleeing Coward

[pondshadow]

Me thinks Murksa

[Kyouhen]

Note: Because apparently the time on the first post is based on when I submitted it and not when it was approved the first day will end at about the time that post was made tomorrow.

[Hyozo]

Friend Computer told me to work toward the execution of GAThraawn. I am now doing so, clearly showing my loyalty to Friend Computer.
This ultraviolet text is above your security clearance. Kindly report to the nearest available termination booth.

[TFT]

Time to point at someone... The Bookworm, I guess.

[toasty]

bookworm looks suspicious.

[Kyouhen]

Your friend The Computer would like to remind you that there are two narrators and it would make tracking your progress in executing the Commie Mutant Traitors easier if you sent ability-related messages to both instead of just one. That said, please continue with the pointing. :smalltongue:

[billtodamax]

Thank you Friend Computer. I'm sure that Commie Traitors such as Bookworm will keep that in mind.

[Selrahc]

An angry mob stalked the street of alpha complex. They'd heard tell that someone with unusual powers was walking the streets. Someone who knew about more than Teela-O reruns and Mandatory Approved Literary Supplements. They'd heard that one amongst them was reading books. A page turner! Book-R-ORM had been seen with bindings of paper that weren't requisition forms. There could be only one answer to that. Unspeakable violence.

As he was leaving the printworks a mob angry citizens cornered him. Caught red handed, he had no choice. He pulled out a pen.
"Look you crazy RED's, theres nothing wrong with reading. Have you seen the BLUEs and GREENs? They read all the time. Reading lets you serve the computer better and theres nothing wrong with that."

"We don't care." They replied.

"Well... uh... have you heard the saying that the pen is mightier than the sword?"

"These are laser beams." they said. Letting lose a hail of deadly deadly light.

Book-R-ORM was ripped to shreds, bringing the first day to a close. Among his possessions were indisputable evidence of his traitorous intent,

Summary:
Bookworm was lynched, he was part of Troubleshooter team 5, a member of the FCCC-P and a mutant with the absorption power.

Day 1 is over. Night 1 begins.

[Aemoh]

Erm, just wanting to confirm, but the rules say:


When killed a player's team and secret society will be revealed. Their mutant power will not.

Did that happen to change and we now get to know the deceased's mutant power?

[Kyouhen]

Erm, just wanting to confirm, but the rules say:



Did that happen to change and we now get to know the deceased's mutant power?

Nothing changed, I guess I just forgot to bring that to Selrahc's attention. My mistake. :smalltongue:

[Selrahc]

Nothing changed, I guess I just forgot to bring that to Selrahc's attention. My mistake. :smalltongue:

:smallredface: More like my mistake. Sorry guys. Hopefully nobody minds too much...

[Kyouhen]

Because I'm getting alot of questions about it, I'd like to clarify that planting evidence works essentially the same as a night kill. The group PMs their choice to me and Selrahc. The group itself doesn't have to send it, only one person, but it's generally a group decision as long as the rest of your team is alive.

Also the results of planting evidence will not be revealed unless it leads to an execution.

EDIT
Apparently I R DUMB and completely misunderstood how night kills normally work. So yes, everyone in the group sends in their vote for who they want to have evidence planted against. Or send in one choice as a group. The usual way.

In the case of a tie the first person to that point will have the evidence planted against them.

[Uncle Festy]

Well, in blind games it's usually a vote and in group games it's usually a group decision. But since everyone could be against everyone here, voting's probably smarter anyways.

[Kyouhen]

The night was mostly quiet, though some of the more attentive troubleshooters may have noticed a strange rustling noise.

When the morning comes, everyone is in for a massive shock! The Bushranger is surrounded by strange sticks covered in leafy green things!

"What... what is that?"
"I think it's one of these 'bushes' he was always talking about!"
A person at the back holding a saw and carrying a bucket of green paint shouts out "But those only exist in The Outdoors!"

Everyone goes silent as they realize what this must mean. Not only did The Bushranger go to the Outdoors, but he brought back one of those treasonous plants! All at once a dozen lasers are whipped out and fired, and the traitor is quickly disposed of.


The Bushranger was executed for visiting The Outdoors. He was a member of Team 1 and part of the FCCC-P.



DAY 2 BEGINS
~48 HOURS REMAIN

Results of night actions are being sent out

[Uncle Festy]

Well.
Someone hates the FCCC-P.
I mean more then anyone should hate those Friend-Computer hating Traitors. >.>

[Opeth_Freak]

Oh wow... Almost 24h and still no votes?

Allright. Since I don't have a single clue right now, I think, I'll just randomly point at GAThraawn

[Istari]

Opeth_Freak lost the quiet game :smalltongue:

[Aemoh]

*points at BRC for a convoluted reason*

Or, you know, random.

[Mustiado]

Hyozo. In Red, no less.

[Hyozo]

I have already informed you all of the orders I have received from Friend computer concerning GAThraawn. I will now continue to very loyally work toward fulfilling them.

[billtodamax]

Opeth_Freak's name is clearly refering to his mutant powers friend computer.

[Murska]

Hyozo, sure.

[Recaiden]

Murska, you all know why.

[GAThraawn]

Opeth_Freak, in the interests of not being exterminated myself.

[BRC]

*points at BRC for a convoluted reason*

According to Friend Computer's official red-clearance pamphlet, 15 Fun Facts About Treason, specifically # 12, 95% of all treasonous plots are convoluted. Therefore, I say Aemoh
Besides, He signed up in 2006, yet is still a pixie. What was he doing all that time....

[RedScholarGypsy]

I shall begin recording the results of these investigations into the enemies of Friend-Computer so that maximum efficiency is maintained in the pursuit of Communist Mutant Traitors.

Day 1


Happyturtle 3
Dirk kris 1
bookworm 3
eaglewiz 5

Bookworm 8
BRC 2
opeth 4
billtothemax 6
Murska 8
RSG 9
GAThraawn 11
Catseye 23
Toasty 24

Dirk Kris 3
Happyturtle 7
Lizard Lord 13
Fleeing Coward 15

Murska 3
Uncle Festy 10
Recaiden 12
pondshadow 21

Uncle Festy 1
Piratemonk 14

Eaglewiz 1
Jontom Xire 16

Billtothemax 1
Aemoh 17

Darkcomet 1
Reinholdt 18

Aemoh 1
Istari 19

Fleeing Coward 1
Bushranger 20

GAThraawn 1
Hyozo 22

Day Kill: Bookworm; T5; FCCC-P Night Kill: Bushranger; T1; FCCC-P

Day 2


GAThraawn 1
Opeth 1
Hyozo 5

Opeth 4
Istari 2
Billtothemax 6
GAThraawn 9
Toasty 13
Murska 20

BRC 1
Aemoh 3

Hyozo 2
Mustadio 4
Murska 7
RSG 11

Murska6
Recaiden 8
Jontom Xire 15
Fleeing Coward 16
Opeth 17
Reinholdt 22
Happyturtle 23

Aemoh 1
BRC 10

Uncle Festy 3
Lizard Lord 12
Dirk Kris 19
DarkComet 21

Recaiden1
Shadowcaller 14

Toasty1
Gathraawn 18



Day Kill: Murska/T3/Purge Night Kill:

[RedScholarGypsy]

Hyozo. Didn't realize I didn't vote

[Lizard Lord]

Uncle Festy because I can.

[toasty]

Opeth_Freak

For he is an evil commie mutant traitor.

[Shadowcaller]

I didn't vote yesterday?
Recaiden

[Jontom Xire]

Officially back. Pointing at Murska because right now I can't even remember what my team is. Obviously I don't have a secret society or a mutant power so there's nothing that needs remembering there!

[Fleeing Coward]

Murska to make it a bandwagon :smallbiggrin:

[pondshadow]

Lizard Lord for having an avatar that is too colorful for Freind Computer's standards

[Opeth_Freak]

Changing my vote to Murska in a desperate attempt to save myself :P

[GAThraawn]

toasty, on a hunch, now that I don't need to defend myself.

[Dirk Kris]

Festy has been known to associate with those furry animal things - rabbits. So he must be a traitor to Friend Computer.

[Murska]

Switching to Opeth Freak to save myself.

[Darkcomet]

Hm. *sniff* Smells familiar. Smells like scheming. Good smell, that.

Though if Festy keeps stinking up the place with his corpsey smell... >.>

[Reinholdt]

Murska is always a wolf. Always.

[The Bushranger]

I am a ghost! FEAR ME!

*plants shrubberies everywhere*

[happyturtle]

Murska is an enemy of Friend Computer :smallsmile:

[Kyouhen]

As the day draws to a close the trusty teams of troubleshooters pile into an elevator so they can get to the cafeteria for dinner. It had been a long day and so far nobody had found evidence of a single traitor to execute! Talk about boring.

As the elevator descends the light flickers and goes out, the elevator shuddering to a halt. All is silent for a moment before flashes of RED laser fire criss-crosses the cramped space! In an instant it is over, and the elevator begins moving again. At the bottom the troubleshooters casually pile out, whistling various tunes and keeping their eyes innocently turned toward the ceiling. Nobody seems to have noticed Murska's mangled corpse still lying in the elevator.


Murska was killed. He was a member of Team 3 and PURGE.


NIGHT 2 BEGINS AND ENDS IN ~24 HOURS

[Murska]

:smallfrown:

Eh. Yeah, these kinds of games aren't for me.

[happyturtle]

Just a reminder to everyone.

Be careful about talking to ghosts! You don't know which ones will return.

Sorry, dad. v.v

[Murska]

Hey, I still join them. At least someone else gets to live a bit longer and maybe even have a bit of fun.

[Kyouhen]

Hey, I still join them. At least someone else gets to live a bit longer and maybe even have a bit of fun.

Actually, what happy's referring to is the "Hey, you guys killed me. So which powers do you all have anyway now that I'm dead?" thing when 5 people in this game will come back a few days after dying. :smalltongue:

[Murska]

Actually, what happy's referring to is the "Hey, you guys killed me. So which powers do you all have anyway now that I'm dead?" thing when 5 people in this game will come back a few days after dying. :smalltongue:

Yeah, and I'm referring her white text and my post above it.

[Kyouhen]

Yeah, and I'm referring her white text and my post above it.

I really do have to pay more attention to those don't I? :smalltongue:

[Kyouhen]

A group of troubleshooters make their way down a hall following a lead they got during the night about a traitor. Suddenly a door flies open and someone runs out carrying a bucket full of some unpleasant chunky blue liquid. They immediately run into Fleeing Cow-R-DEH, spilling the gunk all over him!

"Oh no! I'm so sorry, I completely didn't see you there! What a horrible accident! Don't worry, I'm my team's Hygiene Officer. I'll call a scrubot and get that cleaned up right away!"

Soon enough a small scrubot arrives and begins cleaning the mess off Fleeing Cow-R-DEH. Unfortunately the gunk is incredibly stubborn and refuses to come off. "Huh, well I guess we'll just have to go industrial strength!"

A much larger scrubot arrives. It promptly stuffs Fleeing Cow-R-DEH inside itself and is set to 'Hardcore Cleansing'. Though the poor troubleshooter is spotless when he comes out, he isn't exactly in any condition to continue with his mission.


Fleeing Coward was killed. He was with Team 2 and a member of PURGE.


DAY BEGINS AND ENDS IN ~48 HOURS

The following people are up for autolynch:
InaVegt
Trixie
Walter O'Dim

[Fleeing Coward]

What did I do to deserve this? :smalltongue:
Apart from making it blatantly obvious I want to destroy the computer that is

[billtodamax]

I don't know what a turtle is, or why it should be so happy. Ergo: Happyturtle

[Dirk Kris]

billtodamax has two of my least favorite words in his name - "bill" and "ax". Friend Computer doesn't like these words either.

[Opeth_Freak]

billtodamax, because I'm pretty sure, friend computer doesn't like mimes :smalltongue:

[Recaiden]

I think we all know we need to get rid of Hap-E-TRTL She's related to Murska, who's always a wolfcommunist.

[Darkcomet]

Mustiado has a strange thing in his signature... Obviously a creature from the Outdoors, and going outdoors is TREASON.

[happyturtle]

On the contrary, I proved my loyalty by turning him in, Rec-A-DEN

[Reinholdt]

billtodamax is trying to charge us for being happy, yet happiness is mandatory citizen!

[Aemoh]

*points at Reinholdt*

For being the person above me. Clearly treason.

[GAThraawn]

billtodamax is trying to charge us for being happy, yet happiness is mandatory citizen!

Indeed! Are you trying to subvert the wishes of Friend Computer, billtodamax?

[RedScholarGypsy]

Because Friend Computer can not be capable of trusting so many Traitors, billtothemax must be a dirty Communist

[Uncle Festy]

RSG has posted! A vile crime indeed!
Oh wait I did it too.
>.>
<.<
*flees*

[BRC]

I don't know what a Turtle is, but whatever it is, it should be happy. For implying otherwise billtodamax must be a traitor, and should be dealt with in a Wrathful and Fun manner!

[Lizard Lord]

Happy turtle

Because I don't know what a turtle is either.

[billtodamax]

Hmm.... time to sell myself out. I'm willing to offer certain... services for those that contact me via PM. As long as they don't lynch me.

[Jontom Xire]

That sounds like treason, Billtodamax.

[toasty]

bandwagoning billtodamax

[Istari]

billtodamax, wild cards are dangerous

[pondshadow]

I'll vote for HaPpYtUrTLE

[Kyouhen]

As the day came to a close the troubleshooters rooted out another traitor, billtodamax.

"Wait! Don't execute me! I'm not a traitor, I'm perfectly loyal!"
"Prove it"
"Well... I've got something that'll make it really easy to execute traitors."
Billtodamax holds out a small ball with a button on it. There is a tag that reads 'Instructions: Throw Hard' tied to it.
"I'm not entirely sure what this is, but it's bound to wipe out those Commie Mutant Traitors in no time!" he declared, pushing the button.

The more experienced troubleshooters knew exactly what he was holding and decided it would be best to run like there's no tomorrow. Sadly Trixie, Walter O'Dim and InaVegt were not among them. In a massive explosion the four vanished.


billtodamax was executed. He was a member of Team 1 and Pro Tech.
Trixie and Walter O'Dim were autolynched. Trixie was in Team 5 and a Frankenstein Destroyer, Walter was in Team 4 and a Humanist.
InaVegt was autolynched and will be replaced by banthesun.


NIGHT 3 BEGINS AND ENDS IN ~24 HOURS

[billtodamax]

Good luck to you all!

[Kyouhen]

"Quick! There's a Commie Mutant Traitor in the room down that hall!"
"Don't worry, we'll get him!" Shouted Darkcomet, charging into the hall with happyturtle.
"Y'know, I don't seem to remember a RED hall being here before."
"Probably just didn't notice it, now hurry up!"

The two turn around a corner and charge into the room outside of the hall... And quickly realize it's not RED, it's GREEN. Looking back they see that the hall is no longer RED either. In fact, it's only RED up until the turn.

Elsewhere a group of troubleshooters are laughing about some sort of joke as they return a can of standard-issue RED paint they had borrowed for a job, with the sound of autoturrets firing somewhere nearby.


Darkcomet and happyturtle were executed. Darkcomet was on Team 3 and a member of Corpore Metal, happyturtle was on Team 2 and a member of Pro Tech.


DAY 4 BEGINS AND ENDS IN ~48 HOURS

[Dirk Kris]

That's it.

See that furry catboy over there? Reinholdt? Clearly a traitor to Friend Computer, as all furries are.

[PirateMonk]

The traitor Lizard Lord must die in the name of Friend Computer.

[pondshadow]

No fur for glory! Reinholdt

[toasty]

Reinholt... because I don't like him.

[Opeth_Freak]

RedScholarGypsy, to cut the bandwagon :P

[Lizard Lord]

PirateMonk for daring to call me a traitor to the beloved computer.

[Shadowcaller]

Jontom Xire for really missunderstanding things... (not any connection to this game whatsoever.)

[Recaiden]

PirateMonk is clearly a traitor.

[RedScholarGypsy]

Reinholdt for being a non-standard human, and thus a Mutant.

[Aemoh]

*points at RedScholarGypsy*

[Mustiado]

I agree, PirateMonk speaks of violence against Friend Computer.

[Reinholdt]

PirateMonk

[Uncle Festy]

Toasty for pushing the Reinwagon.

[Kyouhen]

Day is going to run a few hours longer today. I let the time drift too much and it would help to get it back to a time both I and Selrahc can update for. New time will end about 8.5 hours from now.

[banthesun]

Reinholdt, the mutant must be killed before his mind powers take over us all!

[Jontom Xire]

Is Murska dead yet.

I think I missed several tricks here. I can't work out how to form a network to make sure that my team finds the most traitors or anything. As far as I can tell no-one is talking to anyone else. It's all just random points.

[Istari]

banthesun, well Reinholdts dead

[Kyouhen]

As the day comes to an end and the troubleshooters bicker over who to kill a man in GREEN carrying a largely impressive weapon approaches.

"I am Kin-G-KIL and I was sent by friend computer because you guys are taking too long to execute traitors." He says, drawing his weapon and starting it up. The barrel spins, a pair of large lasers deploy on the sides and four missile batteries pop out of it as well. "Now which one of you's the traitor?"

The troubleshooters quickly point in all directions while carefully not wetting themselves (some more successfully than others).

"Fair enough" He swings his weapon around to aim it as the troubleshooter standing in the middle of a small circle of pointing fingers and pulls the trigger.

The results are fascinating, if not unexpected. The gun malfunctions in a most glorious way consuming Kin-G-KIL and troubleshooter Lizard Lo-R-DUH, who was unfortunately standing a little close in hopes of staying out of the weapon's arc of fire.


Lizard Lord was killed. He was a member of Team 1 and Pro Tech.


NIGHT BEGINS AND ENDS IN ~24 HOURS

[RedScholarGypsy]

Okay, to make sense of day 4....


Reinholdt:5(2)
Dirk kris
pondshadow
toasty
RSG
banthesun

Lizard Lord:1(2)
Pirate monk

RSG:2
Opeth_Freak
Aemoh

Piratemonk: 4(2)
Lizard Lord
Recaiden
Mustadio
Reinholdt



The rest of the votes don't really matter to solving this. How did Lizard Lord die? Piratemonk and Reinholdt have absorption, and Pirate Monk is a puppeteer who selected one of the ones who were voting against Reinholdt, thus placing them in an alliance more than likely. This was Dirk Kris, as that'd make it so LL had 2 votes first. Other puppeteers could have affected the voting as well, but this seems the most likely scenario.

Saying this now may get me night killed, but that's less of a worry for me. I like playing these types of games with personal secondary(sometimes even primary) win conditions. It has been survival for as many games straight, but since I have just died in Kyou, now it's stirring things up for fun. So anyone who wants to network and stir things up, talk to me. I don't mind losing so long as I have fun. :smallbiggrin:

*edit: Yes, most of you could have figured this out, but why bother when I can do the work?

[Kyouhen]

Over the night some of the troubleshooters thought of a great little prank. They took Reinholdt, while he was sleeping, and put him in a confession booth. They also called his PDC and set it to speaker phone, and pushed the big red button in the booth to start a call with The Computer.

"You have reached The Computer, what would you like to confess today?"
"I can't sleep. Being a troubleshooter is stressful. It's making me very unhappy."
"My scanners show that you are, in fact, asleep right now."
"As much as I would hate to contradict you, Friend Computer, I would not be able to have this conversation with you if I was asleep."
"I will send a dose of sleep medicine right away."
"Thank you friend computer."

A few dozen doses of sleep medication later and it was quite clear Reinholdt wouldn't be waking up for a few years. Assuming he was even still alive as it is...


Reinholdt was executed. He was on Team 4 and a Humanist.


DAY 5 BEGINS AND ENDS IN ~48 HOURS

The following people are up for autolynch:
EagleWiz
Hyozo

[Dirk Kris]

PirateMonk must be a hacker, causing someone to die with only one vote! You shall not defile Friend Computer!

[Opeth_Freak]

I agree with Kris. PirateMonk already proved in the previous voting, that he have some kind of a mutant power, and that of course is a treason.

[Hyozo]

The evidence against piratemonk is undeniable. As such, his execution must not be denied.

[RedScholarGypsy]

I agree with my fellow troubleshooters, Piratemonk is trouble, and must be shot.

[Recaiden]

Piratemonk is clearly a traitor to Friend Computer, by having a treasonous mutant power.

[RedScholarGypsy]

Btw, I'll be leaving for Floridan on Friday and won't be back until after july 4th. Before you all envy-lynch me, my girlfriend and I will be staying with her dad and step-mom, so although they do like me, judgement will be constant. Thank you and please don't kill me.

[toasty]

piratesmonk because pirates and monks are dangerous and illegal.

[banthesun]

"psst, I dont think Piratemonk has been taken his happpybrainscrubfriendtime pills lately, he must be a commie spy!"

[Aemoh]

*points at Hyozo*

To be difficult.

[Jontom Xire]

PirateMonk because I don't have a clue what I'm doing in this game. Which is bad of me all things considered.

[Uncle Festy]

WOOOO PirateMonk must die!

[pondshadow]

P!I!R!A!T!E!M!O!N!K!

[GAThraawn]

PirateMonk apparently.

[Kyouhen]

PirateMonk was unanimously declared a commie mutant traitor, though EagleWiz had been a little silent lately and was likely one too. There was only one solution: Fight to the death!

The two stood at opposite ends of the room, their lasers at their sides. What happened next was almost too fast to see, and anyone who blinked missed out on a beautiful show. Both pulled their lasers from their sides at the same time and fired, only to be blown to tiny pieces when both lasers malfunctioned.


PirateMonk was killed. He was on Team 1 and a member of Corpore Metal.
EagleWiz was autolynched. He was on Team 5 and a Frankenstein Destroyer.

NIGHT 5 BEGINS AND ENDS IN ~24 HOURS

[billtodamax]

Tee Hee. I laughed at that.

[Kyouhen]

'Twas the end of Night 5
And all through Alpha Complex
Nothing was stirring
Not even a giant radioactive mutant cockroach.

Aside from some annoying snoring nobody did anything to deserve an execution.

Whoops. Turns out an error in bookkeeping saw Aemoh sent to clean the reactors. While they were active.


Aemoh was killed. He was a member of Team 4 and Pro Tech.


DAY 6 BEGINS AND ENDS IN ~48 HOURS

The following people are up for autolynch:
BRC

[happyturtle]

EXECUTE THE MUTANT TREASONOUS SNORER!!!!!

oh wait... that was Mr Happyturtle...

>.>
<.<




...never mind

[Opeth_Freak]

I'll have to go to work in a a minute (of course in the name of Friend Computer!), and I'll be past the deadline when I'll be back. So I guess it's time to break the silent game once again.

Istari, because he voted against me several days ago. Voting against the loyal servant of Friend Computer is also a treason!

[banthesun]

"Jontom Xire, it should be clear you're duty is to eliminate traitors for friend computer. Only a communist spy would not know what he was doing!"

[Dirk Kris]

Agreed. Jontom Xire must not be a faithful servant of Friend Computer, as Friend Computer was kind enough to give each of us very detailed instructions.

[Kyouhen]

Only three votes? D:

The troubleshooters seem to have slept in today. One of the commie mutant traitors must have increased the dosage of their ever so useful sleep medication! Ever vigilant the few that were awake determined the one responsible was Jontom Xire! They quickly executed him for his actions.


Jontom Xire was executed. He was a member of Team 4 and Corpore Metal.


NIGHT 6 BEGINS AND ENDS IN ~24 HOURS

I'm not counting today towards the autolynch list in hopes that everyone was just really busy. :smallfrown:

[Jontom Xire]

What!?

That was quick! I was still thinking who I might point at and hoping one of my contacts might...ummm...contact me.

[GAThraawn]

Yah know, sometimes when we have a slow day, the narrator extends the day a bit, and reminds everyone we're waiting for them. Just a thought...I have to say, I'd wouldn't really enjoy being in Jontom's position right now.

[Dirk Kris]

If I were dead, I'd be upset too. However, he did give a timeline, and some people did vote. Just a note for future reference, though - apparently lots of people are gone on the weekends, so sometimes it's good to give a little slack on those deadlines. I learned that in Jack the Ripper.

[happyturtle]

Yeah. I'm even thinking for the next game I run to have weekends be update free, for that very reason.

[Kyouhen]

For some strange reason Recaiden woke up completely BLUE! Sadly a RED is not allowed to have BLUE possessions, so Recaiden had to be executed to fix the problem. On an unrelated note, toasty was executed for having BLUE paint.


Recaiden was lynched, and was a member of Team 1 and PURGE. Toasty was also lynched and was a member of Team 3 and a Humanist.


DAY 7 BEGINS AND ENDS IN ~48 HOURS

People up for autolynch:
BRC

And yeah, I'll keep the slow weekend thing in mind. Sorry. :smallfrown:

[Dirk Kris]

Istari has been very quiet, not shouting his praises of Friend Computer! He must be a traitor!

[Opeth_Freak]

Istari has been very quiet, not shouting his praises of Friend Computer! He must be a traitor!

I told you so, yesterday. I hope, that now the other troubleshooters will help me with Istari's traitorous behavior!

[banthesun]

Istari hasn't been having fun lately, Treason!

[Istari]

Opeth_Freak I find it suspicious that you assume treasonous behavior rather then trust in Friend Computer's wisdom

[Kyouhen]

The four troubleshooters finally cornered their prey, Istari.
"He's a traitor! Shoot him!"
"No I'm not!" Istari yelled back in an attempt to defend himself.
"Then... Why do you have a secret society symbol tattooed to your forehead?"
"Wait, what? There's nothing on my forehead."
"Yes there is. It's right there, we can all see it."
Istari quickly pulls out a small mirror and checks. Sure enough there's nothing there. "You're lying!"
"Nonsense! It's the word of the four of us against that of a traitor. Of course we're right."
"You know guys, this isn't very fair." BRC spoke up. He was promptly shot.
"Make that the word of the three of us."

And so they proceeded to shoot Istari in the face.


Istari was killed. He was a member of Team 3 and PURGE.
BRC was autolynched. He was a member of Team 1 and Corpore Metal.


NIGHT 7 BEGINS AND ENDS IN ~24 HOURS

[Kyouhen]

Night passes and nobody dies. The Computer can't tell if that means there's no more traitors or that the troubleshooters are ignoring their sacred duty. :smalltongue:

As the morning came PirateMonk joined the rest of the troubleshooters for breakfast. "I had a spare clone... It just needed to grow a little longer... Yeah..."


PirateMonk has risen from the dead!


DAY 8 BEGINS AND ENDS IN ~48 HOURS

People up for autolynch:
GAThraawn

[GAThraawn]

Opeth_Freak, as I'm in favour of not getting auto-lynched.

[Hyozo]

GAThraawn, You remember why, right?

[TFT]

Why not, GAThraawn.
(No this is not because I haven't been able to get on my account(and this site a little) and don't know whats going on!)

[Opeth_Freak]

GAThraawn, in retaliation.

[toasty]

Opeth_Freak

Becauses freaks are not allowed.

[PirateMonk]

I appear to be alive. How odd. Clearly Opeth_Freak must have something to do with this.

[GAThraawn]

Opeth_Freak

Becauses freaks are not allowed.
Says he who came back from the dead...

[Recaiden]

Catseye2121!

[banthesun]

Opeth_Freak

Becauses freaks are not allowed.

Opeth Freak

As in computer phreak! Evilsecretsocietycommietraitorscum!

[Dirk Kris]

Opeth_Freak must conform or die.

[Kyouhen]

Probably should have mentioned this sooner, but I'm going to extend the day until tomorrow due to the long weekend. Also Recaiden and toasty, you're both dead. :smalltongue:

[Kyouhen]

The handful of troubleshooters still standing were bickering amongst each other, split into two sides. One against Opeth_Freak, the other against GAThraawn. They couldn't seem to decide which to kill until one troubleshooter spoke up.

"Hey! I've got an idea!"
"What's that?"
ZAP!

A quick flash of red laser light and GAThraawn was down. This started a brief fight but none of the troubleshooters seemed to be able to hit each other and quickly ran out of laser charges.


GAThraawn was executed. He was a member of Team 3 and the FCCC-P


NIGHT 8 BEGINS AND ENDS IN ~24 HOURS

[Kyouhen]

The night was far from quiet as the air was filled with the sounds of hammers and saws and welding lasers. Someone was busy, but when the morning came everything seemed perfectly normal.


Nobody suffered a horrible accident.


DAY 9 BEGINS AND ENDS IN ~48 HOURS

The following people are up for autolynch:
Shadowcaller
Pondshadow

[Shadowcaller]

Both shadows are up for the autolynch eh?
Too bad Shadow was not here so he could be up for auto-lynch too...
Catseye2121

[RedScholarGypsy]

I have reliable information that shadowcaller is a member of the Frakenstein Destroyers, thus a traitor to friend computer. Will all loyal friends of Friend Computer please assist me in his removal?

[Uncle Festy]

A lot of the secret societies are scarily close to winning… :smalleek:
If a member of PURGE, Pro Tech, or Corpore Metal dies, I'm pretty sure it's game over.
So, that said, let's lynch Shadowcaller.

[PirateMonk]

Shadowcaller has betrayed Friend Computer by not pointing until today, and thus must die.

[Dirk Kris]

Shadowcaller it is.

[Mustiado]

Shadowcaller.

[Opeth_Freak]

*goes with the flow* Shadowcaller

[Kyouhen]

"Hey, what are you doing here?"
"I'm hiding. What are you doing here?"
"Same."
"Well find a different spot, this is mine."
"That sounds like something a Commie Mutant Traitor would say."

The other troubleshooters, hearing the word 'traitor', rush to the scene where they find Pondshadow and Shadowcaller hiding behind a vat of industrial strength cleaning liquid. The two point at each other and yell "HE'S A TRAITOR!" The troubleshooters apparently believe Pondshadow as their lasers find their way to Shadowcaller. Holes were blasted in the vat from all the fire and Pondshadow quickly learned that this was the new experimental cleaning fluid Bac-B-Gone.



Bac-B-Gone
Designed to remove 110% of all bacteria from a surface, Bac-B-Gone is the last word in cleaning!

Warning: Bac-B-Gone is highly corrosive. Do not touch Bac-B-Gone. Do not touch Bac-B-Gone with a stick. Do not inhale Bac-B-Gone. Do not stand within 10 feet of a cup of Bac-B-Gone. If Bac-B-Gone comes in contact with your skin/eyes/internal organs please report to the nearest termination booth for not listening to these instructions. Do not read Bac-B-Gone's label. If you read Bac-B-Gone's label please report to the nearest termination booth.


Shadowcaller was lynched. He was a member of Team 3 and a Frankenstein Destroyer. Pondshadow was autolynched. He was a member of Team 5 and FCCC-P.

[Kyouhen]

Team 2 has successfully completed their mission of executing a large number of Commie Mutant Traitors. Friend Computer is greatly pleased and has granted each of them ORANGE level clearance for their work and a special showing of their heroic deeds. Excellent work citizens!

The show included treasonous evidence of Team 2 planting evidence against other troubleshooters. When asked to explain their actions they accused each other of being mind controlling mutants. The show was never made public, Team 2 was executed, and their clones were stripped of their ORANGE clearance.


Catseye212, Hyozo, Opeth_Freak and RedScholarGypsy have won the game!


Role List:

Aemoh - Team 4 / Detect Mutant Power / Pro Tech
banthesun - Team 5 / Charm / FCCC-P
billtodamax - Team 1 / Detect Mutant Power / Pro Tech
BRC - Team 1 / Polymorphism / Corpore Metal
Catseye2121 - Team 2 / Polymorphism / Corpore Metal
Darkcomet - Team 3 / Absorption / Corpore Metal
Dirk Kris - Team 5 / Death Simulation / Pro Tech
EagleWiz - Team 5 / Puppeteer / Frankenstein Destroyers
Fleeing Coward - Team 2 / Detect Mutant Power / PURGE
GAThraawn - Team 3 / Polymorphism / FCCC-P
happyturtle - Team 2 / Charm / Pro Tech
Hyozo - Team 2 / Absorption / Frankenstein Destroyers
Istari - Team 3 / Charm / PURGE
Jontom Xire - Team 4 / Polymorphism / Corpore Metal
Lizard Lord - Team 1 / Charm / Pro Tech
Murska - Team 3 / Puppeteer / PURGE
Mustiado - Team 4 / Puppeteer / Frankenstein Destroyers
Opeth_Freak - Team 2 / Puppeteer / Humanists
PirateMonk - Team 1 / Death Simulation / Corpore Metal
pondshadow - Team 5 / Polymorphism / FCCC-P
Recaiden - Team 1 / Puppeteer / PURGE
RedScholarGypsy - Team 2 / Death Simulation / PURGE
Reinholdt - Team 4 / Absorption / Humanists
Shadowcaller - Team 3 / Death Simulation / Frankenstein Destroyers
The Bookworm - Team 5 / Absorption / FCCC-P
The Bushranger - Team 1 / Absorption / FCCC-P
toasty - Team 3 / Detect Mutant Power / Humanists
Trixie - Team 5 / Detect Mutant Power / Frankenstein Destroyers
Uncle Festy - Team 4 / Charm / Humanists
Walter O'Dim - Team 4 / Death Simulation / Humanists



So... Questions? Comments? Complaints? What did you guys think?

[Murska]

Nice work on the team victory. I was sure it'd end in a society one, especially after I saw how easy it was to link up society members.

[Hyozo]

The show included treasonous evidence of Team 2 planting evidence against other troubleshooters. When asked to explain their actions they accused each other of being mind controlling mutants. The show was never made public, Team 2 was executed, and their clones were stripped of their ORANGE clearance.

And I wolud have accused you of treason if it had ended any other way. Thanks for the fun game Kyouhen. EDIT: and Selrahc, of course.

I wish we had managed to kill off Dirk when we tried, I wanted that double victory.

@V: Only for the last few days when we realized that it was actually within reach, and even then I would have gone after Dirk if I found out he was that last Pro Tech.

[Kyouhen]

Now I have to ask, were you guys actively trying for the team victory?

[The Bookworm]

I didn't really get a chance to play this game, but I followed the thread and it seemed like a lot of fun! I'm definitely signing up for Paranoia IV! Preferably without first-day lynch!

[Opeth_Freak]

Now I have to ask, were you guys actively trying for the team victory?

Yes. At least me. While my power was extremely useful (I thought I was a goner... twice!), I was completely lost in terms of finding out other Humanists and Corpore Metals (I don't really like, going 'Tell me your role, and I'll tell you mine' way). So I was rooting for Team victory, and hoped that any society won't fall too soon. For a second, I hoped for a double victory, but as it turned out, Catseye was the last Corporite, so meh...

Also, I won in my debut in GiantITP WW games. Yay! :smallbiggrin:

Thanks all of you for kickass game, especially you Kyouhen, Selrahc, and of course Hyozo, Catseye and RSG. Time for a Beer of Victory :smallbiggrin:

[Istari]

And it turns out the guy I was working with was my enemy :smallsigh:

[Uncle Festy]

I dunno. I probably could have done a lot better if I had been paying attention, since I would have been scrying secret society every night and could have directed my otherwise-inactive team's kills. But ah well, c'est la vie.
Definitely in for the next one. :smallsmile:

[happyturtle]

I had fun. First I managed to convince Murska we were in the same secret society, which meant he told me everything he found out (though he was probably lying about half of it, knowing him :smalltongue:) and started feeding information to other people to try and eliminate my rivals. Of course that's probably how my treason came to the attention of Friend Computer, but it isn't as if I had a long expected lifespan anyway. :smallbiggrin:

[Recaiden]

I had fun. First I managed to convince Murska we were in the same secret society, which meant he told me everything he found out (though he was probably lying about half of it, knowing him :smalltongue:) and started feeding information to other people to try and eliminate my rivals. Of course that's probably how my treason came to the attention of Friend Computer, but it isn't as if I had a long expected lifespan anyway. :smallbiggrin:

That was probably trying the same thing with me. :smalltongue:

[RedScholarGypsy]

I was the last PURGE member, and the second I saw Recaiden die (sorry, I helped with that :smallfrown:) and that team 2 still had 4 members I went to my team mates and pushed for team victory. Opeth, Hyozo, and Catseye are damn good team mates, and it rocked.
I was Death sim, and I wonder if 3 days is too long, as it only popped once. Then again only one DS user died until the end, so maybe not.

[Murska]

I managed to get two FCCC-P members killed day and night 1, but then Happy betrayed me just a bit too early so I didn't really get it rolling. :smalltongue:

[happyturtle]

Yeah, it was the Recaiden thing that caused me to backstab you earlier than I planned. SC told you he was Pro-Tech, so I was trying to network with him, but it turned out he was PURGE. So then I had to get you killed before you networked with him...

BTW, I had a spreadsheet to keep track of what lies I'd told to each person. >.>

[PirateMonk]

Wait, does that mean I survived?

[Kyouhen]

Wait, does that mean I survived?

Yes, yes it does. :smalltongue:


I was the last PURGE member, and the second I saw Recaiden die (sorry, I helped with that :smallfrown:) and that team 2 still had 4 members I went to my team mates and pushed for team victory. Opeth, Hyozo, and Catseye are damn good team mates, and it rocked.
I was Death sim, and I wonder if 3 days is too long, as it only popped once. Then again only one DS user died until the end, so maybe not.

Walter O'Dim also had Death Simulation, but he was autolynched so it never kicked in.

[banthesun]

Damn it! If We'd finished off Opeth the day before I would have been in with a chance! But it was a great game, and I particularly liked the description of Bac-B-Gon. Will definitely be taking part in the next one, hopefully featuring less auto-lynches

[Recaiden]

I was the last PURGE member, and the second I saw Recaiden die (sorry, I helped with that :smallfrown:) and that team 2 still had 4 members I went to my team mates and pushed for team victory. Opeth, Hyozo, and Catseye are damn good team mates, and it rocked.
I was Death sim, and I wonder if 3 days is too long, as it only popped once. Then again only one DS user died until the end, so maybe not.

Wait, I died?:smallconfused: Oh wait, now I remember.