Avatar Battle Royale-Discussion Thread XXII: Mutual agreement? What's that?

[Keris]

Welcome to the 22nd ABR Discussion Thread!
Now go make comics!
Because we used to burn through new ABR threads so quickly, we created the Discussion thread. All banter goes here, and all comics and non-canon kills go in the main thread. (see line below)
No, this one doesn't count. I meant the non-white text line.
Avatar Battle Royale: We All Live in A Yellow Citadel (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=88925) is the current thread. Post artwork there.
It's the line above this one.
The ABR backup thread (http://z15.invisionfree.com/Remember/index.php?showtopic=161), used in the event of Giantitp becoming untenable due to server issues or otherwise.
Hopefully GiantitP will remain stable for the time being though.
Trailer for the Fat Fish Fury plot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqh4cOewDNg) by Kpenguin
Which is quite good, although it could have used some more images.
Trailer for ABR (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMSlrT_9Goc) by Omicroncubed
Which was meant to have music, but didn't. :(
Future Imperfect Trailer (http://s185.photobucket.com/albums/x203/tomshaer/?action=view&current=ABRFITrailer.flv) by Nameless
It's very short.
The Amazing ABR Wiki (http://abr.wetpaint.com/)
Yes, I know there are better Wiki sites out there. Live with it.
The world map of Avbaroy (http://abr.wetpaint.com/page/Avbaroy)
And no matter what Rand says, the Eternal Ruins are because of the Cataclysm.
Backstory Comics
Because people want the focus to be on them.
A Story of Death (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63750) By Nameless (Currently inactive)
A Tale of Two Fangs (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=106818) By Falgorn (dead)
Endless (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68208) By Omicroncubed (active!)
Forest Fire (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107184) By CrimsonAngel (dead)
Remember (http://www.remembercomic.co.uk/) By Lyinginbedmon (active!)
The Blast Dragons (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73393) By Jasondoomsblade (dead)
Well that was unexpected (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68295) By Randomizer (active!)
Search (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77691) By Calamity (dead)
My Name is Q (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=71239) By Q (finished)
The Fire Within (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=91620) By Firedrake and Chriky (dead)
Dawn of Yesterday (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=96629) by Fayt (dead)
The Skornbail Incident (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=99901) by Shades of Gray (dead)
Planum Commedia (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=114743) by Mad Mask (active!)
Wow... not many comics survive.
Previous ABR main threads
We've been around a while now.
First ABR thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48645)
Second ABR thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50666)
Third ABR thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=55646)
Fourth ABR thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59594)
Fifth ABR thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=61122)
Sixth ABR thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=81279)
Seventh ABR thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84673)
Just seven? Shipping is on seven. But when you add the discussion threads...
Previous ABR discussion thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=112697)
Older discussion threads can be found via a simple search.
aka: Don't bug me. I'm cutting down on space here.
Fat Fish Fury (managed by Mechafox, thankee kindly.)
Part 1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3439552&postcount=663)
Part 2 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3444141&postcount=793)
Part 3 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3918591&postcount=229)
Part 4 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4753626&postcount=406)
Part 5 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5217814&postcount=383)
Last updated: 22/12/2008, with comic 1714.

The Pluperfect Plot (aka: Plot 3) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3803944&postcount=963) (also by Mechafox)
Handsome fellow that he is...
Sorcerer Dude Strikes Back (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3965082&postcount=633) (managed by Szilard)
Californian fellow that he is...
Sprite Wars Archive (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4380002&postcount=245) (managed by the_Q)
Yeah... I got nothing.
Soon to come: Fat Fish Fury 2: Future Imperfect archive(s). (probably managed by Mad Mask)
List containing most PCs participating in Future Imperfect (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5530814&postcount=763)
The Organizational Chart of The Resistance (http://www.kinogo.com/victor/resistanceschema2.gif) (Both by Mad Mask, who has far too much time on his hands)
He does, seriously. The guy's a whiz.
BRC's Guide to Joining ABR (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5603132&postcount=1429).
I'd like to point out here that I decided to use White TextTM before I quoted this and found that both the_Q and Randomizer had done so already.
Banners

This one by Shades of Gray:
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Banners made by Kpenguin:
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And one made by Lyinginbedmon:
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And these three by Mechafox:
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One by Boomwolf:
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There was one by Nameless, but he broke it.

A couple by Narrator:
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One by Lavidor:
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And five by Threeshades:
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A couple by Ichneumon (Spanish Text by [email protected]):
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Avatar Battle Royale VI: We are the plot; Scripting is futile
Here, they cannot die. But they will join the plot!

Avatar Battle Royale VI (Combate Real del Avatar): Nosotros somos el guión; Redactar es inútil
Aquí, ellos no pueden morir. ¡Pero se unirán al guión!
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One by Szilard:
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Two by The Gremlin:
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Two Banners made by The_Q:
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http://i44.tinypic.com/etwrb7.png (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=88925)
Who I almost didn't bold, the egotistical git.

Fishslap! By Fayt:
http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo79/Ikaeru/Bannerfishslap-1.png

[Nameless]

YAY! New thread! *strips*

[-skimmer-]

Hoooray!:smallsmile:

[SinisterPenguin]

Yay! A new thread!

Now, who's going to make the next FFF?

[Wreckingrocc]

First page post!

[Falgorn]

Whipdey doo dah dee!

[T-O-E]

You know, it wouldn't kill to give a link.
Here (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=114362)

I'm so sorry, I really am.

I ask beg for your forgiveness. I cannot even begin to tell you how much I regret wasting your oh so precious time (Ten seconds?! Twenty?!?!).

If only I had provided a link! :smallfrown:

Please, forgive me!

Joking.

[Nameless]

I'm so sorry, I really am.

I ask beg for your forgiveness. I cannot even begin to tell you how much I regret wasting your oh so precious time (Ten seconds?! Twenty?!?!).

If only I had provided a link! :smallfrown:

Please, forgive me!

I sense sarcasm in this post. e_e

[T-O-E]

I sense sarcasm in this post. e_e

What's sarcasm? :smallconfused:

[Wreckingrocc]

What's sarcasm? :smallconfused:Yes, because clearly, none of us know what sarcasm is.

[-skimmer-]

Now, who's going to make the next FFF?

It's in making....I've just finished new templates....however, I'm still not sure if I upload it today



No, I have not started making such, so you can go right ahead, skimmy...Though I did make something else. ABR demotivators! I took the liberty of using panel art from various artists, and I have mentioned the artists in each case, but if you feel like I should not use your art, you can just say here or send PM and I will take it down.


I like it.
Feel free to use all of my art you need for this:smallsmile:

[T-O-E]

Yes, because clearly, none of us know what sarcasm is.

Well, I just google'd 'Sarcasm' and the only link was to here... Very strange.

So it's either just a really obscure word or another of Nameless' misspellings.

[Nameless]

Well, I just google'd 'Sarcasm' and the only link was to here... Very strange.

So it's either just a really obscure word or another of Nameless' misspellings.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

[T-O-E]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

Nameless, did you just make that article? :smallconfused:

[Green-Shirt Q]

Who I almost didn't bold, the egotistical git.

:smallbiggrin:

[memnarch]

Heh, hadn't noticed the white text before.

New thread yay! The mods seem to be on top of the ball a lot better the last few threads. :smallsmile:

[Tiffanie Lirle]

They should probably just program the forums to automatically accept the Abr threads. It'd save em a bit of work. :smalltongue:

[Lyinginbedmon]

Yeah, I'd almost say we're the most heavily active section of the forums by ourselves.

[Mina Kobold]

They should probably just program the forums to automatically accept the Abr threads. It'd save em a bit of work. :smalltongue:

I'd vote for that :smallsmile:

[-skimmer-]

@Kev: I can't see it ("image not found error")

Anyone else have the same problem?

Nevermind, it works now for some reason:smallconfused:

[Green-Shirt Q]

Yeah, I'd almost say we're the most heavily active section of the forums by ourselves.

We're THAT awesome. :smallcool:

Although there's probably A LOT more activity in The Freeform Roleplaying Sub-forum. Previously known as The Town. They post like they're is no tomorrow! :smalleek:

[Mina Kobold]

@Kev: I can't see it ("image not found error")

Anyone else have the same problem?

Nevermind, it works now for some reason:smallconfused:

I resized it :smallsmile:

[Lyinginbedmon]

They post like they're is no tomorrow! :smalleek:

When you're talking inter-time zone discussion, "tomorrow" and "yesterday" get a bit blurry.

[Emperor Ing]

When you're talking inter-time zone discussion, "tomorrow" and "yesterday" get a bit blurry.

Lying is from 4 hours in the FUTURE!!! :eek:

[Falgorn]

Five hours.

If I am not mistaken, it is 9:39 P.M. in England right now.

[X2]

Whee! New thread!

[Szilard]

Five hours.

If I am not mistaken, it is 9:39 P.M. in England right now.

You were off by like 3 minutes.

[Threeshades]

Lying is from 4 hours in the FUTURE!!! :eek:


Five hours.

If I am not mistaken, it is 9:39 P.M. in England right now.

That's nothing. I'm six hours in the future.

[VampireRot]

You're not six hours in the future. I'm six hours in the past!

[Emperor Ing]

Quickly, you have to keep me informed when and if Keris decide to take the Chill Pill.

[Keris]

:smallbiggrin:

You did describe yourself as "the greatest". In bold. If I hadn't decided to reformat the banner section, I'd have probably missed it, and that could have caused untold disruption.


Quickly, you have to keep me informed when and if Keris decide to take the Chill Pill.

Wait, what? What brought that on?

[Emperor Ing]

Wait, what? What brought that on?

The incontrovertible fact that you desparately need one

[Green-Shirt Q]

Lying is from 4 hours in the FUTURE!!! :eek:

Please don't start all that again. I freaked out about that a while back already. :smallsigh:


The incontrovertible fact that you desparately need one

*attempts to high five*

[Keris]

The incontrovertible fact that you desparately need one

Pshaw. I shun your mind affecting placebos. For is a man not measured by the length of his height?
Yeah, I have no idea what I meant there either.

[X2]

11 more comics until TJH reaches it's first real milestone.

100

[SinisterPenguin]

11 more comics until TJH reaches it's first real milestone.

100

Once we hit that mark, perhaps someone should make an archive.

[Emperor Ing]

Pshaw. I shun your mind affecting placebos. For is a man not measured by the length of his height?

Yeah, I have no idea what I meant there either.

No, he's not. Don't worry, we'll figure out wtf one day.


*attempts to high five*
*high-five*

[X2]

Once we hit that mark, perhaps someone should make an archive.

I've saved the files to my computer, so if I was allowed to reupload them then I could do it.

Would you oppose to me filing the comic like so?

1.23

(Episode Number.Comic Number Within Episode)

The second number will reset at the start of a new episode.

[Nameless]

11 more comics until TJH reaches it's first real milestone.

100

Hopefully it'll die after that. :smallsmile:

[Green-Shirt Q]

Hopefully it'll die after that. :smallsmile:

What do you have against TJH? :smallconfused::smallmad:

[X2]

Hopefully it'll die after that. :smallsmile:

All things considered, I think it's pretty succesful.

[SinisterPenguin]

I've saved the files to my computer, so if I was allowed to reupload them then I could do it.

Would you oppose to me filing the comic like so?

1.23

(Episode Number.Comic Number Within Episode)

The second number will reset at the start of a new episode.

Why reupload them? All the other archives just use the same image that was posted in the thread.

Also, I suppose your filing system could work. I'd prefer just having the episode names bolded, and all the comics in that episode underneath it, but that's just me.

EDIT:


What do you have against TJH? :smallconfused::smallmad:

I second this question.

[X2]

Why reupload them? All the other archives just use the same image that was posted in the thread.

Also, I suppose your filing system could work. I'd prefer just having the episode names bolded, and all the comics in that episode underneath it, but that's just me.

Speaking of which I'd like to change the name of the episode to Inferno.

[SinisterPenguin]

Speaking of which I'd like to change the name of the episode to Inferno.

Sounds good to me. *shrug*

[Nameless]

What do you have against TJH? :smallconfused::smallmad:

EVERYTHING

:smalltongue:

[T-O-E]

EVERYTHING

:smalltongue:

You're such a plotist.

[SinisterPenguin]

Excellent comic, Skimmer. :smallsmile:

I'm assuming TnD and GR teleported out right before the explosion?

[CrimsonAngel]

I'm on the pill. *twitch*

[Green-Shirt Q]

I'm on the pill. *twitch*

Which pill? Viagra? Aren't you a little young for that? :smallconfused::smalltongue:

[CrimsonAngel]

No. Now let's take a ride on my magical unicorn, Roco, over the rainbow to get a pot of GOLD!?

[X2]

Which pill? Viagra? Aren't you a little young for that? :smallconfused::smalltongue:

No... freakin... way

Your birthday is June 24 too!?

How coincidental! I mean what are the odds! 365 to 1 I guess.

[CrimsonAngel]

Alot of people in my school were born on the same day as me. apperently november 21st isn't that rare.

[Shades of Gray]

November should be the most common month for birth. Can anyone guess why?

[Green-Shirt Q]

No... freakin... way

Your birthday is June 24 too!?

How coincidental! I mean what are the odds! 365 to 1 I guess.

So.....What? You saw I made a viagra remark and you decided to check my birthday? :smallconfused:

[X2]

So.....What? You saw I made a viagra remark and you decided to check my birthday? :smallconfused:

Pretty much yeah...

BTW: 82? :smalleek: Really? Really? Really?

[CrimsonAngel]

It's ok if you're old. I'm just glad we have gophers.




Lemons!

[InvaderGir]

Yeah! New thread! *starts handing out celebration cupcakes*

[Green-Shirt Q]

Pretty much yeah...

BTW: 82? :smalleek: Really? Really? Really?

83, actually. Soon to be 84, I guess.

I hope nobody decides to make a "Happy Birthday" thread for me in the Friendly Banter Board when this comes, though. :smallsigh: I probably wouldn't notice it and people will think I'm full of &$^%#@ when talking about my age, which I guess is not unlike now, except I don't advertise it as much.

[CrimsonAngel]

The moo cow may have a chocolate marshmallow.

[X2]

I'm happy with celebrating my birthday on the discussion thread.

Party hats for all!

[Wreckingrocc]

Excellent comic, Skimmer. :smallsmile:

I'm assuming TnD and GR teleported out right before the explosion?Naw, TnD is the classical kind of character who can be hit by a train and not die. They were hit by the explosion, but Grim was saved by Plot Armor, and TnD is now scorched. The battle's not over, yet, though. I'll make a comic tonight or tomorrow morning.

[Lemming]

November should be the most common month for birth. Can anyone guess why?
Its 9 months after, well, christmas and new years. :wink: :wink: :nudge: :nudge: Say no moar!

My birthday is awesome because its the same as one of my friends. Who lives just down the road. What are the odds?

[Green-Shirt Q]

November should be the most common month for birth. Can anyone guess why?

Okay. I can't guess. Can you give me a hint? :smallfrown:

[CrimsonAngel]

57,689,646,856.56754 out of 69,875,875,786.78643. Duh.

[VampireRot]

Puppies eating ice cream!

...

That is all.

[Shades of Gray]

Okay. I can't guess. Can you give me a hint? :smallfrown:

Nine months after valentines.

...

That was a pretty big hint.

[Wreckingrocc]

So November ~14th? :smalltongue:

[Green-Shirt Q]

Nine months after valentines.

...

That was a pretty big hint.

Ah. I see.

.....Duh. Why didn't I think of that?! :smallsigh:

*kicks himself for not realizing the obvious*

[VampireRot]

Puppies? Eating? Ice cream? Anyone?

[Lemming]

Nine months after valentines.

...

That was a pretty big hint.
... :smallannoyed:
Scuse me while I go relearn my months. :smalltongue:

[Nameless]

Meh, random kills because of hatred are lame. :smallsigh:

*walks away*

[Grim ranger]

Naw, TnD is the classical kind of character who can be hit by a train and not die. They were hit by the explosion, but Grim was saved by Plot Armor, and TnD is now scorched. The battle's not over, yet, though. I'll make a comic tonight or tomorrow morning.

While you are at it, old friend, I have an idea you might use...

The heroes are congratulating themselves on the recent victory, but then GR and TnD come out of the inferno and GR remarks something along the lines of "not a chance, though you did ruin my cloak. Those things are a pain to come by these days". TnD could be coughing smoke or something similiar :smallbiggrin:

EDIT: and here is something I have been working on, little visit to GR in FI, when he is just gearing up for next operation

(Warning, this is strechy :smalltongue:)

http://f.imagehost.org/0164/Gearing_up.png (http://f.imagehost.org/view/0164/Gearing_up)

[VampireRot]

Meh, random kills because of hatred are lame. :smallsigh:

*walks away*

I know, right? Wouldn't you rather have... Puppies eating ice cream?! And Tom Hanks?!

[Mina Kobold]

IT'S XARTY'S BIRTHDAY!!! Congrats :smallsmile:

Mine is on the fourth of July (soon, SOON)

@Vamp: Puppies!:smallbiggrin: But no kitties?:smallfrown:

[-skimmer-]

IT'S XARTY'S BIRTHDAY!!! Congrats :smallsmile:

Mine is on the fourth of July (soon, SOON)

@Vamp: Puppies!:smallbiggrin: But no kitties?:smallfrown:

O'RLY?

Congrats to you both:smallsmile:

[Nameless]

Happy birthday! :smallsmile:

[Keris]

How coincidental! I mean what are the odds! 365 to 1 I guess.
That you and the_Q have the same birthday? Assuming an equal distribution of birthdays throughout the year, 2.74×10−3.
The odds that you have the same birthday as any ABRer is substantially higher.
And the odds that any two ABRers have the same birthday is higher still.


IT'S XARTY'S BIRTHDAY!!! Congrats :smallsmile:

No, Xartyve2's birthday is on the 24th of June. This was heavily implied on the previous page.

[The Gremlin]

Happy birthday, all to whom this applies.

[Lyinginbedmon]

Just a note my Birthday is the 14th.

Personally I remember it easiest because it's the historical date of the peasant's revolt, but to each their own I guess.

[Shades of Gray]

April 26. That was the day that I gave Szilard the high five.

It is etched in my memory forever.

It's weird though. I know, like, 4 other people who have the same birthday as me. All my age too.

[Mina Kobold]

Just a note my Birthday is the 14th.

Personally I remember it easiest because it's the historical date of the peasant's revolt, but to each their own I guess.

I remember mine by the American independence (and the presents, and cake):smallsmile:

[Wreckingrocc]

Happy birthday, all to whom this applies.Thank you, though you're about 5 months and three weeks off.

Also: Puppies and no kitties! This is the best day ever!

Grim: I'll PM what I'm thinking :D

[Mina Kobold]

Thank you, though you're about 5 months and three weeks off.

Also: Puppies and no kitties! This is the best day ever!

Grim: I'll PM what I'm thinking :D

But I like kitties:smallfrown:

*pets kitty in evil overlord way* "Kitties will rule the world MWAHAHAHA!!":smalltongue:

[T-O-E]

The nineteenth.

[Mina Kobold]

The nineteenth.

Is your birthday the nineteenth? or is it your nineteenth birthday? Or mI completely wrong.

[Wreckingrocc]

Kitties have been proven to feel no attachment to their owner, other than the enjoyment of getting fed and being pet/played with. It's not a social pleasure; it's physical. So if you died, and someone else came to feed it and pet it, your kitty wouldn't care at all.

Plus they scratch stuff up, eat your food on counters, are antisocial, and cause allergic reactions with a great number of people in nations with good healthcare.

Cats suck.

[Mina Kobold]

Kitties have been proven to feel no attachment to their owner, other than the enjoyment of getting fed and being pet/played with. It's not a social pleasure; it's physical. So if you died, and someone else came to feed it and pet it, your kitty wouldn't care at all.

Plus they scratch stuff up, eat your food on counters, are antisocial, and cause allergic reactions with a great number of people in nations with good healthcare.

Cats suck.

:smallfrown: i dunno about the first (don't bother me anyway) but my kitties don't do the other stuff (There's no-one allergic around, though that didn't stop my mother from having a cat and cat-allergy) and they are wild cats... They don't even need to be trained to not poop inside like dogs:smallmad:

[T-O-E]

Is your birthday the nineteenth? or is it your nineteenth birthday? Or mI completely wrong.

The first one.

[Threeshades]

CATFIGHT! :smallbiggrin:

[Mina Kobold]

The first one.

Well congrats:smallsmile:

@Threeshades: Where?
<_<
>_>'
:smalltongue:

[Wreckingrocc]

Keveak, your cats are weird.

[Mina Kobold]

Keveak, your cats are weird.

No they are wild (the mothercame to the house with them and they keep coming back)

[VampireRot]

What about Puppies, Ice Cream, Tom Hanks, and Stephen Colbert (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/11/tom-hanks-and-stephen-col_n_214175.html)? Awesomesauce.

I do like kitties though. Puppies and kitties are two equal opposites, like an Unstoppable Force and an Immovable Object, or Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee. If they were to have a cute-off, the Earth would implode.

[Mina Kobold]

What about Puppies, Ice Cream, Tom Hanks, and Stephen Colbert (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/11/tom-hanks-and-stephen-col_n_214175.html)? Awesomesauce.

I do like kitties though. Puppies and kitties are two equal opposites, like an Unstoppable Force and an Immovable Object, or Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee. If they were to have a cute-off, the Earth would implode.

meh. It'll blow up anyway, let them have the cute-off (whatever that is) and you do know that dogs doesn't have anything special against cats, right?

[Green-Shirt Q]

Kitties have been proven to feel no attachment to their owner, other than the enjoyment of getting fed and being pet/played with. It's not a social pleasure; it's physical. So if you died, and someone else came to feed it and pet it, your kitty wouldn't care at all.

Plus they scratch stuff up, eat your food on counters, are antisocial, and cause allergic reactions with a great number of people in nations with good healthcare.

Cats suck.

And of course dogs care in the slightest. Yeah, whatever. :smallamused:

And you're saying dogs do none of those things, plus bite, spread rabies, and crap all over the floor? They're cats worse times 20 plus huge enthusiasm! While a cat's noncaring makes it destroy stuff only for gain, a dog's enthusiasm will cause it to destroy stuff 100% of the fricken time!

Cats might suck, but dogs suck more.

[Mina Kobold]

And of course dogs care in the slightest. Yeah, whatever. :smallamused:

And you're saying dogs do none of those things, plus bite, spread rabies, and crap all over the floor? They're cats worse times 20 plus huge enthusiasm! While a cat's noncaring makes it destroy stuff only for gain, a dog's enthusiasm will cause it to destroy stuff 100% of the fricken time!

Cats might suck, but dogs suck more.

Well, you see....

Dogs scare me :smallredface:

And our cats only scratch the outside stuff (wooden floor like thing outside house) plus they doesn't eat stuff we give them (except milk):smallsmile:

[VampireRot]

meh. It'll blow up anyway, let them have the cute-off (whatever that is) and you do know that dogs doesn't have anything special against cats, right?

Of course dogs have nothing against cats. Dogs chase things that run and cats run from things that chase. :smalltongue: I was comparing the opposite cuteness of Puppies and Kittens.

[Mina Kobold]

Of course dogs have nothing against cats. Dogs chase things that run and cats run from things that chase. :smalltongue: I was comparing the opposite cuteness of Puppies and Kittens.

I can only see very little difference in their cuteness (cats look strangely badass too)

[Emperor Ing]

(cats look strangely badass too)

You have just forfeited your entire collection of Badass Points.

[VampireRot]

http://cutepicture.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/cute-kitten-04.jpg http://www.mouseandman.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cute-puppy.jpg

[Mina Kobold]

You have just forfeited your entire collection of Badass Points.

*confused kitty face* I had badass points? That weren't on purpose...


@^Aww :smallsmile:

[VampireRot]

You have just forfeited your entire collection of Badass Points.

Orly?
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/25/128824865560322030.jpg

[T-O-E]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TAQLl2xaO_0/R6Jn9VygWaI/AAAAAAAAAGc/pg6I0qr83qc/s400/kitty%2Bfrog.bmp

CATS ARE X-TREME

[Mina Kobold]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TAQLl2xaO_0/R6Jn9VygWaI/AAAAAAAAAGc/pg6I0qr83qc/s400/kitty%2Bfrog.bmp

CATS ARE X-TREME

Aww.

Seriously, adult cats can look badass (at least more than dogs)

[Green-Shirt Q]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TAQLl2xaO_0/R6Jn9VygWaI/AAAAAAAAAGc/pg6I0qr83qc/s400/kitty%2Bfrog.bmp

CATS ARE X-TREME

*dies of over exposure to cuteness*

[X2]

*dies of over exposure to cuteness*

Oh great, now who'll do SSB-List?

[VampireRot]

Oh great, now who'll do SSB-List?

Don't worry. We just have to use some negative-cuteness to bring him back.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FkAI_ee_eBA/SN56J5r75SI/AAAAAAAAAok/wySloe5FV1I/s400/ugly-dog-pic.jpg

That should do it. :smallwink:

[Falgorn]

Don't worry. We just have to use some negative-cuteness to bring him back.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FkAI_ee_eBA/SN56J5r75SI/AAAAAAAAAok/wySloe5FV1I/s400/ugly-dog-pic.jpg

That should do it. :smallwink:

...What's wrong with you? :smallyuk:

[VampireRot]

...What's wrong with you? :smallyuk:

Well... Nameless sums it up the best.


EVERYTHING

[Emperor Ing]

Seriously, adult cats can look badass (at least more than dogs)


Keveak has gained Negative 1000 Badass Points

[VampireRot]

Keveak has gained Negative 1000 Badass Points

As I said before.
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/25/128824865560322030.jpg

@V *points at pic*

[T-O-E]

How are cats more badass than dogs?

I mean, ok, there are some badass cats I guess. But there are more badass dogs.

[Emperor Ing]

Don't worry Vampirerot, you're at .01 Badass Points. :smallwink:

[Green-Shirt Q]

Keveak has gained Negative 1000 Badass Points

Cats can be pretty badass, though. Especially when open the fridge on their own and they stratch people I hate.

Those guys suck. :smallyuk:

[VampireRot]

How are cats more badass than dogs?

I mean, ok, there are some badass cats I guess. But there are more badass dogs.

I believe you are thinking of wolves.
http://dabovsky.com/images/Snarling-Wolf-Print-C10095271.jpeg

This is a dog.
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/18296.jpg

[Mina Kobold]

Keveak has gained Negative 1000 Badass Points

Do I sound sane (-or badass) enough to care? Also cats are like natures loner-like anti-heroes (and I read way too many comics) while dogs are the gentle giant.:smallsmile:

[Wreckingrocc]

Orly?
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/25/128824865560322030.jpgPlease don't spam the forums.

Also: Yes, dogs do do none of that. Sure, they do need to be potty trained, but that's about it. Dogs feel attachment to owners. Dogs will actually play with you (not just petting and scratching), and, although they're slightly obnoxious when they bark, it's hilarious; mine is 15 pounds, and she always tries to pick fights with dogs ten times her size.

Q: I have a dog, and I've never had a cat, and I've been bitten by cats at least ten times as much as I've been bitten by dogs. Plus, unless you pick them up off the street, there's no chance they have rabies; if you do, there's a very slim chance.

Dogs can ask for food or to go outside; cats will instead go ahead and steal food from your cupboards/counters, as they can climb on stuff.

Vampire: My dog is much cuter than that. Her ears are at least four times as big, her eyes are twice as big, her snout is a more baby-like proportion (as opposed to scrunched), and she's almost nine years old. That kitty looks ugly. I feel sorry for it.

Rand: I approve.

Also, trump card: dogs are fun to be licked by. When cats lick you, it feels like gravel is being scratched across your hand or face.

EDIT:
Badass dog.http://farm1.static.flickr.com/111/288496073_2c22d5ddcd_b.jpg

'Badass Cat' typed into Google Images... WTF...http://www.bkanal.ch/blog/uploads/funnyfriday_cat_kicking_dog.jpg

Seriously, the cat looks like it's confused. I bet the poor thing got glued there... And that dog has some issues, though not nearly as many as that abused cat.

[SinisterPenguin]

Cats are far better than dogs.

However, penguins are better than both of them combined. :smallamused:

[Green-Shirt Q]

Also: Yes, dogs do do none of that. Sure, they do need to be potty trained, but that's about it. Dogs feel attachment to owners. Dogs will actually play with you (not just petting and scratching), and, although they're slightly obnoxious when they bark, it's hilarious; mine is 15 pounds, and she always tries to pick fights with dogs ten times her size.

Q: I have a dog, and I've never had a cat, and I've been bitten by cats at least ten times as much as I've been bitten by dogs. Plus, unless you pick them up off the street, there's no chance they have rabies; if you do, there's a very slim chance.

Perhaps not your dog, just like my cat has never done any of the stuff you mentined.

And just because a dog plays with you doesn't mean he's doing it for your enjoyment. Dogs don't care about humans just as much as cats don't. They're just more active.

[Tiffanie Lirle]

While I like cats, if I had the choice between either a dog or a cat as a pet. I'd take the dog. Probably a Great Dane, maybe a German Shepherd. Because they're awesome. A cat may be fun when it's a kitten, but they tend to become too.. unpredictable when they grow up. You might have a cat that'll want to spend every waking moment with you. Or you'll get a little beast that'll claw you to shreds if you come within 10 feet of it. If you put the same amount of effort into raising a dog, and you don't do any stupid things. Then you'll invariably have a loyal friend. Such is my experience anyways.*

In terms of practicality, a dog will protect it's home and "family" should it have to. A cat is going to sit in a corner, and hiss a bit. Maybe it'll go look for some food afterwards.
http://www.buypepperspray.ws/files/1680823/uploaded/angry_dog.jpg

*Just my opinion though, for the record I've had 2 cats and 5 dogs. The folks used to run a kennel ya know. :smalltongue:

(Disclaimer: as the unofficial countess of catgirls, I feel it necessary to state that I like cats. I just wouldn't want any more as pets. ;P)

[Mina Kobold]

Please don't spam the forums.

Also: Yes, dogs do do none of that. Sure, they do need to be potty trained, but that's about it. Dogs feel attachment to owners. Dogs will actually play with you (not just petting and scratching), and, although they're slightly obnoxious when they bark, it's hilarious; mine is 15 pounds, and she always tries to pick fights with dogs ten times her size.

Q: I have a dog, and I've never had a cat, and I've been bitten by cats at least ten times as much as I've been bitten by dogs. Plus, unless you pick them up off the street, there's no chance they have rabies; if you do, there's a very slim chance.

Dogs can ask for food or to go outside; cats will instead go ahead and steal food from your cupboards/counters, as they can climb on stuff.


Vampire: My dog is much cuter than that. Her ears are at least four times as big, her eyes are twice as big, her snout is a more baby-like proportion (as opposed to scrunched), and she's almost nine years old. That kitty looks ugly. I feel sorry for it.

Rand: I approve.

Also, trump card: dogs are fun to be licked by. When cats lick you, it feels like gravel is being scratched across your hand or face.

EDIT:
Badass dog.http://farm1.static.flickr.com/111/288496073_2c22d5ddcd_b.jpg

'Badass Cat' typed into Google Images... WTF...http://www.bkanal.ch/blog/uploads/funnyfriday_cat_kicking_dog.jpg

Seriously, the cat looks like it's confused. I bet the poor thing got glued there... And that dog has some issues, though not nearly as many as that abused cat.

Cats are loners and hunt at night, that is cool to me. My cats don't do any of that I told you:smallannoyed: But let us not fight about it and just accept them as parts of the cycle of life :smallsmile:

EDIT: Oh and they named a dog after my people, YAY! (Great Dane/grand danois)

[Mad Mask]

Now that (http://bigsmilinghead.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/diving_tiger.jpg)'s a badass cat.

[Tiffanie Lirle]

I do believe we're talking about house cats, Mad. <.<

[X2]

Now that (http://bigsmilinghead.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/diving_tiger.jpg)'s a badass cat.

Whar'd Chang go?

[Mina Kobold]

Now that (http://bigsmilinghead.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/diving_tiger.jpg)'s a badass cat.

Normal cats can look badass too, especially if it's at night (glowy eyes, silent movement, etc.)

[VampireRot]

Please don't spam the forums.

It's not spamming. I posted a picture to prove a point instead of arguing with a wall of text.


Also: Yes, dogs do do none of that. Sure, they do need to be potty trained, but that's about it. Dogs feel attachment to owners. Dogs will actually play with you (not just petting and scratching), and, although they're slightly obnoxious when they bark, it's hilarious; mine is 15 pounds, and she always tries to pick fights with dogs ten times her size.

Cats play with you too. A feather or fake mouse on a string can be great fun with a cat. And the 15 pound dog is hilarious. :smallbiggrin: But the main thing is, dogs are normally pack animals while cats are solitary. So, dogs do make for a bit better pet. Some poeple (like me) just like cats better.


Dogs can ask for food or to go outside; cats will instead go ahead and steal food from your cupboards/counters, as they can climb on stuff.

Cats can ask to go outside by scratching on the screen. And they can ask for food to, they just get it themselves because they know how and they're more independant than dogs.


Vampire: My dog is much cuter than that. Her ears are at least four times as big, her eyes are twice as big, her snout is a more baby-like proportion (as opposed to scrunched), and she's almost nine years old. That kitty looks ugly. I feel sorry for it.

Both kitten and puppy are both extremely cute. :smallannoyed: That was my point.


Also, trump card: dogs are fun to be licked by. When cats lick you, it feels like gravel is being scratched across your hand or face.

Yes. Dog licks are much less scratchy. But lots of people find the incredible amount of dog saliva in one lick repulsive. It really is a matter of your personal preferences.


Badass dog.http://farm1.static.flickr.com/111/288496073_2c22d5ddcd_b.jpg

Huskies are awesome. :smallbiggrin:


'Badass Cat' typed into Google Images... WTF...http://www.bkanal.ch/blog/uploads/funnyfriday_cat_kicking_dog.jpg

Seriously, the cat looks like it's confused. I bet the poor thing got glued there... And that dog has some issues, though not nearly as many as that abused cat.

And that's why I didn't use that particular picture. :smallannoyed:

[Wreckingrocc]

And just because a dog plays with you doesn't mean he's doing it for your enjoyment. Dogs don't care about humans just as much as cats don't. They're just more active.See, but that's the thing. Dogs don't always do it for your enjoyment, but they do like to play with their owners simply to form a bond with them, much in the same way children would rather play together than go to some drifter on the street. Cats don't mind, as long as they have fun. Dogs like the attachment in addition to the fun.

Plus, dogs can tell when you're upset, and come walk up to you, lick your hand, and show you how cute they are to make you happy again. I doubt cats ever do that, as they don't give a rat's ass about your condition.

@Vampire: Your last comment made me laugh. :smalltongue:

And you posted a LOLcat. How is this not spamming?

@Keveak: Never, as I'd then be living a lie. I must prove the awesomeness of dogs with logic in a heated debate; I will not come out as 'the better man' who can shy away from the issue. I will be the guy who makes his opponent regret liking what they like. That is how strongly I feel about this pointless debate.

[Threeshades]

Utonagans, cross breeds of German Sheperds and Huskies, as well as some minor mix ins here and there are real badass. They look exactly like wolves.

[X2]

Can we talk about something else?

[Emperor Ing]

Utonagans, cross breeds of German Sheperds and Huskies, as well as some minor mix ins here and there are real badass. They look exactly like wolves.

...or you can just get a Siberian Huskey. :smalltongue:

[Green-Shirt Q]

See, but that's the thing. Dogs don't always do it for your enjoyment, but they do like to play with their owners simply to form a bond with them, much in the same way children would rather play together than go to some drifter on the street. Cats don't mind, as long as they have fun. Dogs like the attachment in addition to the fun.

Plus, dogs can tell when you're upset, and come walk up to you, lick your hand, and show you how cute they are to make you happy again. I doubt cats ever do that, as they don't give a rat's ass about your condition.


See, but here's the reality: Dogs don't do anything for you at all. We all might like to think they do, but they don't. Not intentionally.

They suck up to you not because they like you or anything, but because it benefits them. They don't form a bond with their owners, they just know that their owners won't kill them and will feed them. If you die and are replaced, dogs will notice, but worry about themselves rather then you and worry that the new guy might not feed them the same way.

Cats might not care as well, but at least they admit it. Sort of.

And yes, my cats have cheered me up in the past. A lot more then my past dogs have. *&^%#ing mutts. :smallsigh:

[Keris]

Gentlemen (and ladies), I need your help. We must capture Nameless, and remove his hood. I have to discover the truth about his face!

[Mina Kobold]

Can we talk about something else?

I finished my part of the debate long ago, so yeah NEXT TOPIC!:smallsmile:

[Mad Mask]

I do believe we're talking about house cats, Mad. <.<

I knew someone who had a house cougar.

So it's not a stretch that some tigers are house (big) cats. :smallbiggrin:

[Nameless]

Gentlemen (and ladies), I need your help. We must capture Nameless, and remove his hood. I have to discover the truth about his face!

I am here you know.

[Keris]

I am here you know.

Damn!

I, um, was joking?

Seriously guys, warm me about stuff like this before I start plotting!

[Threeshades]

Gentlemen (and ladies), I need your help. We must capture Nameless, and remove his hood.

That sounds dirty.

[Green-Shirt Q]

I knew someone who had a house cougar.

So it's not a stretch that some tigers are house (big) cats. :smallbiggrin:

Actually, I once new a guy who had a pet tiger. He let it sleep in bed with his son. When it died, it was stuffed and put into their living room.

True stroy. :smallyuk:

[Emperor Ing]

Damn!

I, um, was joking?

Seriously guys, warm me about stuff like this before I start plotting!

What are you talking about? I didnt hear anything!

[Wreckingrocc]

See, but here's the reality: Dogs don't do anything for you at all. We all might like to think they do, but they don't. Not intentionally.

They suck up to you not because they like you or anything, but because it benefits them. They don't form a bond with their owners, they just know that their owners won't kill them and will feed them. If you die and are replaced, dogs will notice, but worry about themselves rather then you and worry that the new guy might not feed them the same way.

Cats might not care as well, but at least they admit it. Sort of.

And yes, my cats have cheered me up in the past. A lot more then my past dogs have. *&^%#ing mutts. :smallsigh:...Q, did you remember to take your medication this morning?

WTF are you talking about...? :smallconfused:

I'm sure you're going to continue and say that World War II never really happened, and it was all a conspiracy to try to get people to hate Germany and Japan for no reason... Or maybe that the Swine Flu was started by a racist government with civilians resistant to it as an attempt to kill off the rest of the world.

[Nameless]

That sounds dirty.

:smalleek:

>.>
<.<

[T-O-E]

Actually, I once new a guy who had a pet tiger. He let it sleep in bed with his son. When it died, it was stuffed and put into their living room.

True stroy. :smallyuk:

Was its name 'Hobbes'?

[Green-Shirt Q]

...Q, did you remember to take your medication this morning?

WTF are you talking about...? :smallconfused:

I'm sure you're going to continue and say that World War II never really happened, and it was all a conspiracy to try to get people to hate Germany and Japan for no reason... Or maybe that the Swine Flu was started by a racist government with civilians resistant to it as an attempt to kill off the rest of the world.

I take offence to that. :smallannoyed:

But I tire of this arguement. Let's just agree that both cats and dogs rule, but some of them (like your cats and my dogs, and Garfield and Maraduke) suck. :smallyuk:

Okay? Can we agree to that? :smallsmile:

@^: No it wasn't. I can't remember it's name, actually. I think it was a human's name, though.

[Emperor Ing]

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll246/EmperorIng/nameless.png
Ladies and Gentlemen, Nameless - the hood

[Tiffanie Lirle]

Wasn't there already an entire thread dedicated to what Nameless looked like without the reaper get up?

[Wreckingrocc]

I take offence to that. :smallannoyed:

But I tire of this arguement. Let's just agree that both cats and dogs rule, but some of them (like your cats and my dogs, and Garfield and Maraduke) suck. :smallyuk:

Okay? Can we agree to that? :smallsmile:

@^: No it wasn't. I can't remember it's name, actually. I think it was a human's name, though.See, but that's the thing. I never made the mistake of buying a cat.

Also, what is "offence?" :smalltongue:

I kinda feel like you're trying to back out of the debate with a "let's just say we're both winners" kind of approach. But you entered into it, and I'm not gonna back out until I've won. Your points are... Shall we say... Lacking. I'd like to see either some counter-arguments or a surrender here.

[VampireRot]

Under his hood, Nameless is...

The Monster in the Darkness!:mitd:

[T-O-E]

No, under the hood, instead of a head he has
boobies.

[-skimmer-]

I still think he has cat-ears....

[VampireRot]

I have decided this dog vs. cat war must end. These are my points:

Both puppies and kittens are extremely cute. Neither is cuter than the other, as it really depends on the individual animals appearances.

Both dogs and cats, due to their wild ancestry, are badass.

Both dogs and cats make excellent pets. Which one is better depends on the individual animals personalities and behaviors, and the owner's preferences.

Both dogs and cats are insignificant compared to the complete awesomeness that is...


Penguins!
http://resistretail.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/jackass20penguin.jpg

[Green-Shirt Q]

See, but that's the thing. I never made the mistake of buying a cat.

Also, what is "offence?" :smalltongue:

I kinda feel like you're trying to back out of the debate with a "let's just say we're both winners" kind of approach. But you entered into it, and I'm not gonna back out until I've won. Your points are... Shall we say... Lacking. I'd like to see either some counter-arguments or a surrender here.

So, you're going to keep arguing needlessly until "you've won the arguement"? And you're going to ignore my opinions and input because my points are "Lacking"? :smallconfused:

In the immortal words of The Randomizer: "You fail." :smallyuk:

An discussion shouldn't be a battle for superiority. It should be about learning something new and adding your opinion to the table, excepting the most likely possiblity. When you get into "agruement merit" and "winning the arguement" it becomes meaningless tediousness that only a complete and total douche-nerd can enjoy. :smallyuk:

And you know that really, both dogs and cats can be both good and bad. There is no possible way for one of the two animals to be always better or always worse.

And, at the end of the day, it doesn't matter who wins an arguement. Because, at the end of the day, no matter what, I will ALWAYS be more awesome then you. :smalltongue::smallamused::smallcool:

[SinisterPenguin]

I have decided this dog vs. cat war must end. These are my points:

Both puppies and kittens are extremely cute. Neither is cuter than the other, as it really depends on the individual animals appearances.

Both dogs and cats, due to their wild ancestry, are badass.

Both dogs and cats make excellent pets. Which one is better depends on the individual animals personalities and behaviors, and the owner's preferences.

Both dogs and cats are insignificant compared to the complete awesomeness that is...


Penguins!
http://resistretail.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/jackass20penguin.jpg

Hey, I already said that! :smallyuk: :smalltongue:


Cats are far better than dogs.

However, penguins are better than both of them combined. :smallamused:

[VampireRot]

Hey, I already said that! :smallyuk: :smalltongue:

I know, I was bringing up your point. :smallwink:

Be glad for it. My other choices were Bears, Bats, and Dinosaurs. :smalltongue:

[Green-Shirt Q]

I know, I was bringing up your point. :smallwink:

Be glad for it. My other choices were Bears, Bats, and Dinosaurs. :smalltongue:

Excellent choice to go with penguins instead of bears, bats and dinosaurs.

We all know everything is worse with bears (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitleeyyr8ln8spjv). :smalltongue:

And the term "bat-sh*t" comes from bats. There's a reason for that too, you know.

I'm certainly glad you didn't pick dinosaurs. There's a reason they went extinct. God hated 'em. :smalltongue:

[SinisterPenguin]

I know, I was bringing up your point. :smallwink:

Be glad for it. My other choices were Bears, Bats, and Dinosaurs. :smalltongue:

Hm...dinosaurs are one of the few animals that are almost as awesome as penguins. Bears and bats aren't nearly as awesome, though. :smallyuk:

[Wreckingrocc]

So, you're going to keep arguing needlessly until "you've won the arguement"? And you're going to ignore my opinions and input because my points are "Lacking"? :smallconfused:

In the immortal words of The Randomizer: "You fail." :smallyuk:

An discussion shouldn't be a battle for superiority. It should be about learning something new and adding your opinion to the table, excepting the most likely possiblity. When you get into "agruement merit" and "winning the arguement" it becomes meaningless tediousness that only a complete and total douche-nerd can enjoy. :smallyuk:

And you know that really, both dogs and cats can be both good and bad. There is no possible way for one of the two animals to be always better or always worse.

And, at the end of the day, it doesn't matter who wins an arguement. Because, at the end of the day, no matter what, I will ALWAYS be more awesome then you. :smalltongue::smallamused::smallcool:Q, I don't mean to offend you, but... You're an 80-year-old highschool dropout who spends his life on his computer.

And you've not really given any points. I want to debate this, but you don't seem to want to. Your only point has been some weird-ass conspiracy theory that dogs are freaking super-intelligent and they really only do what they do so we don't disown them...

@Vamp: No way. I don't find kitties cute or badass, though they're miles ahead of penguins. So many penguin movies last year (none of which I saw :D) absolutely killed my opinion of penguins.

Bats are sweet, though.

Aren't penguins dinosaurs anyways? Or just really, really closely related to them?

@Q: Batsh*t is better than the mosquitoes and flies that they eat to make it, though. Bats are the shiz.

[Nameless]

I still say baby Cobra's are the cutest thing alive.
http://i.livescience.com/images/h_baby_snake_02.jpg

[Calamity]

Also, what is "offence?" :smalltongue:

*Seethes* ....

[Wreckingrocc]

I still say baby Cobra's are the cutest thing alive.
http://i.livescience.com/images/h_baby_snake_02.jpgIt's sooo cute! I bet it could eat one of those annoying kitties whole already!

[DoomITP]

are you guys really having drama over wether cats or dogs are better?
:smallsigh:

dang things have taken a turn for the worse

Well, time to get comicing again

[Nameless]

It's sooo cute! I bet it could eat one of those annoying kitties whole already!

I wanna snuggle with it. ^-^

[T-O-E]

are you guys really having drama over wether cats or dogs are better?
:smallsigh:

Welcome to the internet.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Q, I don't mean to offend you, but... You're an 80-year-old highschool dropout who spends his life on his computer.

And you've not really given any points. I want to debate this, but you don't seem to want to. Your only point has been some weird-ass conspiracy theory that dogs are freaking super-intelligent and they really only do what they do so we don't disown them...

Now, first of all, that has nothing to do with anything. Second of all, I've lived my life. I have retired. The fact I spend my days on the computer means nothing.

And that's because I don't like to debate. I like to have conversations. Friendly conversations.

And no, I don't beleive that. I just don't believe dogs love you so much they would donate all of their organs to you for no reason, like you say. They are animals. They are survivors. They don't care about humans.

Basically, dogs like humans like humans like their bosses at work. We only pretend to like them because they help us survive, even though they basically own us.

[VampireRot]

I still say baby Cobra's are the cutest thing alive.
http://i.livescience.com/images/h_baby_snake_02.jpg

OMG!!! That's the cutest thing evar! Baby cobras pwn penguins, puppies, and kittens combined! *girlish squeeee* Uhh... That wasn't me. :smalleek:

As for bats... *points at avatar* They may not be cute, but they are awesome and I love em.

Dinosaurs are also awesome. I just re-read Jurassic Park and the sequel. :smallbiggrin: So I have a natural "dinosaur phase" all over again.

[SinisterPenguin]

Q, I don't mean to offend you, but... You're an 80-year-old highschool dropout who spends his life on his computer.

...Wow. Did you really just say that? Just because it's the internet doesn't make it any less offensive and disrespectful. :smallyuk:

You know, whenever someone says "I don't mean offend you", it almost certainly means they're going to offend you. :smallannoyed:


No way. I don't find kitties cute or badass, though they're miles ahead of penguins. So many penguin movies last year (none of which I saw :D) absolutely killed my opinion of penguins.

This isn't helping your cause much, either. :smallyuk:

[Wreckingrocc]

...Wow. Did you really just say that? Just because it's the internet doesn't make it any less offensive and disrespectful. :smallyuk:...It was fighting back against his awesomeness argument.

@Q: Alright, well I'm here to fight for my point...

Also, I never said they would. I said they would be depressed if you died and were replaced by some random guy who comes in and feeds them / gives them pets.

[InvaderGir]

GGGOOOOOOOOOO PPEEEEENNNGGGUUUIIIINNNSSS :smalltongue:

[Nameless]

GOGO TEAM COBRA!

http://www.rfadventures.com/images/Animals/Reptiles/Snakes/Venomous/baby-cobra-snake.jpg

<33

[T-O-E]

I've actually had at least three nightmares about bears.

[Green-Shirt Q]

...It was fighting back against his awesomeness argument.

Hey, I'm the Q. If you aren't aware that I'm an egotistical maniac by now, then you have failed again. :smalltongue:

And it wasn't an arguement. It was a claim. :smallcool:

[SinisterPenguin]

...It was fighting back against his awesomeness argument.

I'm...pretty sure he was joking. Most people usually are when they're talking about how "awesome and amazing" they are. :smallconfused:


GGGOOOOOOOOOO PPEEEEENNNGGGUUUIIIINNNSSS :smalltongue:

Yes! Another comrade! :smallamused: :smalltongue:

[VampireRot]

I've actually had at least three nightmares about bears.

Well, I included bears because they have many of the traits we were arguing over.

Nobody can deny bear cubs can be cute.
http://7art-screensavers.com/screenshots/bears/brown-bear-cub-on-the-tree.jpg

Nobody can deny fully-grown bears are Badass and Dangerous.
http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGC/StaticFiles/Images/Show/22xx/229x/2293_most-dangerous-moments-2_04700300.jpg

[Wreckingrocc]

Hey, I'm the Q. If you aren't aware that I'm an egotistical maniac by now, then you have failed again. :smalltongue:

And it wasn't an arguement. It was a claim. :smallcool::/ Whatever.

And dogs totally wouldn't donate organs to save you, since they wouldn't be able to decide the consequences of the actions. They don't really understand the complexities of life and death. They're not that freaking intelligent.

They would be depressed, though, if you left and never came back... And were replaced by some guy to feed them and give them pets.

They don't think like that at all. They feel a need for social interaction, as do we. You've been married, right? Did you only actually get married so you could have part of your wife's assets and have her do work for you? I highly doubt it. Dogs, just as humans, have a physical need for social interaction; dogs and humans can, to an extent, interact with each other to meet these needs.

EDIT: I've held a snuggly bear cub.

[Nameless]

*Denies cuteness of cub*

[InvaderGir]

I'm...pretty sure he was joking. Most people usually are when they're talking about how "awesome and amazing" they are. :smallconfused:



Yes! Another comrade! :smallamused: :smalltongue:

Actually, I have liked penguins since I was about 2. :smallbiggrin: But what about cyber mecha-penguins?

[VampireRot]

*Denies cuteness of cub*

*Nameless is shot in the head by Smokey the Bear*

And, on the note of touching animals, I was once licked by a komodo dragon. Twas awesome.

[Green-Shirt Q]

:/ Whatever.

And dogs totally wouldn't donate organs to save you, since they wouldn't be able to decide the consequences of the actions. They don't really understand the complexities of life and death. They're not that freaking intelligent.

They would be depressed, though, if you left and never came back... And were replaced by some guy to feed them and give them pets.

They don't think like that at all. They feel a need for social interaction, as do we. You've been married, right? Did you only actually get married so you could have part of your wife's assets and have her do work for you? I highly doubt it. Dogs, just as humans, have a physical need for social interaction; dogs and humans can, to an extent, interact with each other to meet these needs.

Okay. Agreed. Maybe some dogs so. I'm not entirely convinced that dogs are ALWAYS 100% IN LOVE WITH THEIR OWNERS but whatever.

You can fight for your arguments all you want, but there's no point to it! You're just an angry guy smashing his fists against a brick needlessly.

[T-O-E]

The cutest animal ever is clearly the red panda.

[SinisterPenguin]

Actually, I have liked penguins since I was about 2. :smallbiggrin: But what about cyber mecha-penguins?

I've liked penguins since...forever. As for cyber mecha-penguins, an artifical penguin will never match the awesomeness of a true penguin. :smallyuk:

[VampireRot]

Okay. Agreed. Maybe some dogs so. I'm not entirely convinced that dogs are ALWAYS 100% IN LOVE WITH THEIR OWNERS but whatever.

You can fight for your arguments all you want, but there's no point to it! You're just an angry guy smashing his fists against a brick needlessly.

Grrr! Rot smash puny brick!

*smash smash*


To change the subject a liiiitle, what are peoples view on bats? Love em, hate em, wanna put em in a blender? Personally, I love them. But that comes with the whole vampire thing.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9d55OEw6uww/R-h1hqwYP8I/AAAAAAAAAe8/GasuPsfnoa4/s400/cute+bat.jpg

Will it blend?!

EDITS:
The cutest animal ever is clearly the red panda.

Yes. That is so true, we need not argue about it.

[Tiffanie Lirle]

GOGO TEAM COBRA!<33
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Health/Images/cobra-commander-destro-zartan.jpg

[InvaderGir]

I've liked penguins since...forever. As for cyber mecha-penguins, an artifical penguin will never match the awesomeness of a true penguin. :smallyuk:
fine then, how about cybernetically-enhanced SUPER PENGUINS!!! Master Chief has nothing on these guys. :smalltongue:

[Wreckingrocc]

...Who says I'm angry? I'm interested in a debate, not a flaming argument... With politics, people feel deeply about their opinions, but it's certainly not just red-faced shouting, smashing, and pounding...

Also, you are right. Dogs beaten by their owners probably do not love them.

[Green-Shirt Q]

To change the subject a liiiitle, what are peoples view on bats? Love em, hate em, wanna put em in a blender? Personally, I love them. But that comes with the whole vampire thing.


I actually think bats are pretty cool, but a little freaky. I've seen them near where I live, and I always wonder where the heck they live! There are no caves nearby or anything! :smalleek:

I also dislike Batman. Inconsistant bugger. Sometimes he's goofy, sometimes he's dark. MAKE UP YOUR FRIGGEN MIND, BATMAN! :smallsigh:

@^: Believe it or not, dogs who don't care about their masters for no reasons DO exist.

[VampireRot]

fine then, how about cybernetically-enhanced SUPER PENGUINS!!! Master Chief has nothing on these guys. :smalltongue:

On the penguin subject, I would like to submit this picture.
http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/8967/kpdf3.png

[SinisterPenguin]

Grrr! Rot smash puny brick!

*smash smash*


To change the subject a liiiitle, what are peoples view on bats? Love em, hate em, wanna put em in a blender? Personally, I love them. But that comes with the whole vampire thing.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9d55OEw6uww/R-h1hqwYP8I/AAAAAAAAAe8/GasuPsfnoa4/s400/cute+bat.jpg

Will it blend?!

EDITS:

Yes. That is so true, we need not argue about it.

Hm, bats are alright. I remember doing a report on them once.

...Penguins are better though. :smalltongue:


fine then, how about cybernetically-enhanced SUPER PENGUINS!!! Master Chief has nothing on these guys. :smalltongue:

Add a little ninja in there and we're good to go. :smallwink:

[Nameless]

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Health/Images/cobra-commander-destro-zartan.jpg

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/dodgeball__a_true_underdog_story/_group_photos/ben_stiller4.jpg

[T-O-E]

On the penguin subject, I would like to submit this picture.
http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/8967/kpdf3.png

Is that 'Zoo Tycoon 2'?

[VampireRot]

Is that 'Zoo Tycoon 2'?

Yes, yes it is. You wanna fight about it?

[InvaderGir]

Yes, yes it is. You wanna fight about it?

What if he DOES? Whatcha gonna do then? :smallbiggrin:

[VampireRot]

What if he DOES? Whatcha gonna do then? :smallbiggrin:

Hide under my bed. :smalleek:

[T-O-E]

Well I don't know where you live so I guess I'll have to wait for you to tell me.

But once you do you're going to be in a world of pain.

[VampireRot]

Well I don't know where you live so I guess I'll have to wait for you to tell me.

But once you do you're going to be in a world of pain.

Uhh... I live... In... On... With...

...

In America!

[InvaderGir]

Hide under my bed. :smalleek:

But what about the evil soul-eating giraffe that lives under your bed? What are you going to do about that? :smallconfused:

[T-O-E]

Uhh... I live... In... On... With...

...

In America!

:smallsigh: Damn. Hate aeroplanes...

Any chance you can come to Wales?

[VampireRot]

But what about the evil soul-eating giraffe that lives under your bed? What are you going to do about that? :smallconfused:

Don't worry. I supply him with buffalo wings every night so he leaves me alone. Hopefully he'll let me hide with him for a couple of steaks.


:smallsigh: Damn. Hate aeroplanes...

Any chance you can come to Wales?

No. :smalltongue:

[InvaderGir]

:smallsigh: Damn. Hate aeroplanes...

Any chance you can come to Whales?

Why would he want to come see Whales if he is hiding under his bed? :smalltongue:

@VampireRot But don't you know that buffalo wings attract the sock-stealing wombat?

[Falgorn]

Don't worry. I supply him with buffalo wings every night so he leaves me alone. Hopefully he'll let me hide with him for a couple of steaks.



No. :smalltongue:

Yeah...Rot....I have a confession to make. That giraffe...is me.

...

A few steaks'll do it.

[VampireRot]

Yeah...Rot....I have a confession to make. That giraffe...is me.

...

A few steaks'll do it.

:eek:

...

That does explain where my missing internets are going though.



@VampireRot But don't you know that buffalo wings attract the sock-stealing wombat?

And thats why I leave my vicking funeral pyre lit at night.

[InvaderGir]

And thats why I leave my vicking funeral pyre lit at night.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! Now that sock-stealing wombat will create an undead army of DOOM! (and flesh-eating squirrels)

[VampireRot]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! Now that sock-stealing wombat will create an undead army of DOOM! (and flesh-eating squirrels)

I keep them away by sacraficing a baby raccoon each night.

[Lyinginbedmon]

How did we go for three pages like this?

[InvaderGir]

I keep them away by sacraficing a baby raccoon each night.

But then there will be undead baby raccons attacking too! :smalltongue:

[Falgorn]

I keep them away by sacraficing a baby raccoon each night.

I'm getting hungry! Where are my steaks?!

...

You don't want me to use Mr. Socksworth again, do you, Rot?

[VampireRot]

But then there will be undead baby raccons attacking too! :smalltongue:

I sacrific them in the vicking funeral pyre, sending their souls as offering to Thor. He keeps me safe from the undead army.



I'm getting hungry! Where are my steaks?!

...

You don't want me to use Mr. Socksworth again, do you, Rot?

No! Please, I'll do anything! Take my gerbils! Just don't bring out Mr. Socksworth again!:eek:

[InvaderGir]

I'm getting hungry! Where are my steaks?!

...

You don't want me to use Mr. Socksworth again, do you, Rot?

Use Socksworth for what I wonder... :smallconfused:

[Falgorn]

No! Please, I'll do anything! Take my gerbils! Just don't bring out Mr. Socksworth again!:eek:

Steaks!

...

Can you hear that, Rot? Hey there, Rot. It's Mister Socksworth....

[T-O-E]

I'm going to wake up tomorrow and there'll be a new thread...

[InvaderGir]

I'm going to wake up tomorrow and there'll be a new thread...

I did... :smallannoyed:

EDIT: hey... wait a sec... when did I become halfing in the playground?

[VampireRot]

Steaks!

...

Can you hear that, Rot? Hey there, Rot. It's Mister Socksworth....

Noooo! Here, take them! TAKE THEM!!! :eek:



I'm going to wake up tomorrow and there'll be a new thread...

No. You'll find the Zombie Apocalypse has started.

[InvaderGir]

Noooo! Here, take them! TAKE THEM!!! :eek:


Why don't you just sick the sock-stealing wombat on Socksworth, then he will only be "Worth."


Worth what? I dunno...:smallconfused:

...:smalltongue:

[Falgorn]

Why don't you just sick the sock-stealing wombat on Socksworth, then he will only be "Worth."


Worth what? I dunno...:smallconfused:

...:smalltongue:

...You do realize I'm omnipresent, right?

Meheheh.....

@Rot. Thanks, you can hide here.

[VampireRot]

...You do realize I'm omnipresent, right?

Meheheh.....

@Rot. Thanks, you can hide here.

Thank you. *hides under bed with Happy Days Falgorn*

...

Wait, why am I hiding again?

[Falgorn]

@Rot Troll's coming to beat you up. *Waves*

[InvaderGir]

...You do realize I'm omnipresent, right?

Meheheh.....

@Rot. Thanks, you can hide here.

ah... but then again, so was Nameless, and yet he fell for my trap. :smalltongue:

And you are both still forgetting about...

The OCTO-CORGY! (yes, I am VEEERRRRRYYYY bored :smallsigh:)

[VampireRot]

EEEeeep! :eek: *hides even more under bed*

Say... Whats this button? "Initiate Zombie Apocalypse"?

[InvaderGir]

EEEeeep! :eek: *hides even more under bed*

Say... Whats this button? "Initiate Zombie Apocalypse"?

You do know that the OCTO-CORGY is th leader of all zombies, and that if you press that button, that it will call him from his lair right?

...right?

oh, and that zombie army that the sock-stealing wombat created (which was your fault BTW) will only help the OCTO-CORGY in its feindish plans.

What are those plans, you ask? *ahem* [squeaky Gir voice] I. Don't. Know! [/squeaky Gir voice]

[VampireRot]

You do know that the OCTO-CORGY is th leader of all zombies, and that if you press that button, that it will call him from his lair right?

...right?

oh, and that zombie army that the sock-stealing wombat created (which was your fault BTW) will only help the OCTO-CORGY in its feindish plans.

What are those plans, you ask? *ahem* [squeaky Gir voice] I. Don't. Know! [/squeaky Gir voice]

...

>.>
<.<

*pushes button*

[InvaderGir]

...

>.>
<.<

*pushes button*

YYEEEAAAHHHHH!!! BBBRRRAAAIIINNNSSSS!!! :smalltongue: (I am joining the zombies BTW)

oh, and I forgot to mention; The OCTO-CORGY hates vampires...

[VampireRot]

YYEEEAAAHHHHH!!! BBBRRRAAAIIINNNSSSS!!! :smalltongue: (I am joining the zombies BTW)

But you're a robot. Robots can't be zombies. :smallannoyed: Watch, I'll prove it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oCO4wQ4w8M&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ecad%2Dseries%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded). (kinda bloody)

Huuuuman thiiiiink muuuuuscles!

[InvaderGir]

But you're a robot. Robots can't be zombies. :smallannoyed: Watch, I'll prove it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oCO4wQ4w8M&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ecad%2Dseries%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded). (kinda bloody)

Huuuuman thiiiiink muuuuuscles!

I never said that i was a zombie, I said that I was JOINING the zombies. :smallmad::smalltongue:

[VampireRot]

I never said that i was a zombie, I said that I was JOINING the zombies. :smallmad::smalltongue:

You didn't want to feel left out? :smalltongue:

[InvaderGir]

You didn't want to feel left out? :smalltongue:

Nah. I just wanted the brains! And a taco...

[VampireRot]

Nah. I just wanted the human think muscles! And a taco...

Fixed it for youse. :smalltongue:

[InvaderGir]

Fixed it for youse. :smalltongue:

*Smacks VampireRot with a sammich* oh and then *drops a acid-spitting whale-cow on him too*

[SinisterPenguin]

So...has everyone forgotten about, y'know, ABR? :smalltongue:

[VampireRot]

So...has everyone forgotten about, y'know, ABR? :smalltongue:

AB-what? :smallconfused:

[Falgorn]

So...has everyone forgotten about, y'know, ABR? :smalltongue:

...What are you talking about? :smallconfused::smallconfused:

...

Sinister has gone insane, guys.

[InvaderGir]

So...has everyone forgotten about, y'know, ABR? :smalltongue:

I haven't forgotten, just had high-school finals to take. I have also been planning my future random kills, and one of them will now include a dead, slightly sinister, penguin

[SinisterPenguin]

...What are you talking about? :smallconfused::smallconfused:

...

Sinister has gone insane, guys.

...Case in point. :smalltongue:

Seriously though, what's with the name change? I will not stop asking until you tell me. Mark my words. :smallfurious: :smalltongue:

EDIT:


I haven't forgotten, just had high-school finals to take. I have also been planning my future random kills, and one of them will now include a dead, slightly sinister, penguin

You're...you're going to kill me?

*sniff* N-no one ever kills me... :smallfrown: :smalltongue:

[InvaderGir]

...Case in point. :smalltongue:

Seriously though, what's with the name change? I will not stop asking until you tell me. Mark my words. :smallfurious: :smalltongue:

EDIT:



You're...you're going to kill me?

*sniff* N-no one ever kills me... :smallfrown: :smalltongue:

Well of course I am going to kill you, they don't call this Avatar Battle Royale for nothing :smallwink: The REAL question you should be asking, is "how," not "why."

[Lemming]

*Readin' the pages I missed*
Humm-dee-dum
I don't think my cats have ever done any of that. I have one that is friendly sometimes (she's old though), one thats super friendly (only cat I've ever seen that comes when I call her name. :smalleek:), and one thats a jerk. :smallannoyed: While you're talking about cats and dogs, why don't you talk about apples and oranges. :smalltongue:
Dupe-a-dupe
D'awwww. Cobra is cute. <3
La-la...la?...
What was that about Q T'n'D? :smallannoyed:
I'm afraid I'll have to kill you now. :smallamused: :smalltongue:
Also, you might want to rethink your argument. :smalltongue:
...
Zombies?
Zombie is sandvich!
OMNOMNOM! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F3BRbwCxRE)

[InvaderGir]

I just noticed something, there has been at least one :smalltongue: face in the every one of the past 14 posts, 15 if you include this. I think that might be a new record!

[Green-Shirt Q]

Um, did you guys all get high while I was eating dinner? :smallconfused::smalleek:

Anyway, while I was having dinner, I had a chance to reflect upon my arguement with Tried & Drowzy, and my whole experience tip-toeing into the internet with this forum in general. I asked myself this question: "What the heck do we humans WANT in a social interaction?!"

I thought long and hard about this question. Quite puzzling indeed.

We don't want people to diagree with us, as I have learned many, many times. If we are given reasons as to why our opinions are flawed and stupid, we feel bad, don't we?

But we don't want people to agree with our ideas either! Then it's over way too easy with no closure! You didn't win the arguement!

Then I thought about this: Do we want people to just not say anything at all? Obviously not. Nobody likes to be ignored.

Aso I ask you all, great minds of your generation, to think for one moment and be philosophical. Help me come to the conclusion to my question.

...After you all come down from your high, of course. :smallsigh:

[VampireRot]

Um, did you guys all get high while I was eating dinner? :smallconfused::smalleek:

Anyway, while I was having dinner, I had a chance to reflect upon my arguement with Tried & Drowzy, and my whole experience tip-toeing into the internet with this forum in general. I asked myself this question: "What the heck do we humans WANT in a social interaction?!"

I thought long and hard about this question. Quite puzzling indeed.

We don't want people to diagree with us, as I have learned many, many times. If we are given reasons as to why our opinions are flawed and stupid, we feel bad, don't we?

But we don't want people to agree with our ideas either! Then it's over way too easy with no closure! You didn't win the arguement!

Then I thought about this: Do we want people to just not say anything at all? Obviously not. Nobody likes to be ignored.

Aso I ask you all, great minds of your generation, to think for one moment and be philosophical. Help me come to the conclusion to my question.

...After you all come down from your high, of course. :smallsigh:

...

:smallconfused:

Kittens are cute.

[X2]

...

:smallconfused:

Kittens are cute.

Keep talking about animals and you will be leaving in a body bag.

[VampireRot]

Keep talking about animals and you will be leaving in a body bag.

The elephant goes moo?

[X2]

The elephant goes moo?

Who's going to kill Vampirerot?

Xartyve2, in the conservatory, with the candlestick.

[VampireRot]

Who's going to kill Vampirerot?

Xartyve2, in the conservatory, with the candlestick.

Candlestick? How would that kill me? And also, why would I go to the conservatory?

[T-O-E]

Candlestick? How would that kill me? And also, why would I go to the conservatory?

Maybe it's wooden and can be used as a stake?

[VampireRot]

Maybe it's wooden and can be used as a stake?

Canslesticks are wooden? I thought they were wax?

[Calamity]

Candlestick? How would that kill me? And also, why would I go to the conservatory?

Somebody's never played Clue(do). :smallbiggrin:

And I have a question: What on earth has happened to this thread?

[X2]

Candlestick? How would that kill me? And also, why would I go to the conservatory?

Severe blow to the head would kill you. Good thing the candlestick is pure diamond!

Also, I've seen you flirting with the gardener... she's already in a relationship you fool!

[Lemming]

Severe blow to the head would kill you. Good thing the candlestick is pure diamond!
Diamond doesn't kill vampires. :smalltongue:

[VampireRot]

Severe blow to the head would kill you. Good thing the candlestick is pure diamond!

Also, I've seen you flirting with the gardener... she's already in a relationship you fool!

*hides gardener's corpse* What are you talking about?

... Who killed the gardener?

It was Professor Plum! In the library! With the heat-seeking missle!

[X2]

Diamond doesn't kill vampires. :smalltongue:

VampireRot is not a vampire okay? He's a zombie...

It's only coincidence that his random pounding on the keyboard has made full structured sentences that fit perfectly in context.

[Falgorn]

*hides gardener's corpse* What are you talking about?

... Who killed the gardener?

It was Professor Plum! In the library! With the heat-seeking missle!

It was me! With the Wushi Finger Hold!* *You'd get if if you saw Kung Fu Panda.

[Wreckingrocc]

Um, did you guys all get high while I was eating dinner? :smallconfused::smalleek:

Anyway, while I was having dinner, I had a chance to reflect upon my arguement with Tried & Drowzy, and my whole experience tip-toeing into the internet with this forum in general. I asked myself this question: "What the heck do we humans WANT in a social interaction?!"

I thought long and hard about this question. Quite puzzling indeed.

We don't want people to diagree with us, as I have learned many, many times. If we are given reasons as to why our opinions are flawed and stupid, we feel bad, don't we?

But we don't want people to agree with our ideas either! Then it's over way too easy with no closure! You didn't win the arguement!

Then I thought about this: Do we want people to just not say anything at all? Obviously not. Nobody likes to be ignored.

Aso I ask you all, great minds of your generation, to think for one moment and be philosophical. Help me come to the conclusion to my question.

...After you all come down from your high, of course. :smallsigh:People want others to agree with them. They are content in areas where people do, and try to persuade them otherwise, whether it be positively or negatively, when people disagree. How easy it is to persuade someone doesn't normally factor into it.

[VampireRot]

VampireRot is not a vampire okay? He's a zombie...

It's only coincidence that his random pounding on the keyboard has made full structured sentences that fit perfectly in context.

Huuuuuuumaaaan thiiiiiiiink muuuuuuscles!

[Green-Shirt Q]

People want others to agree with them. They are content in areas where people do, and try to persuade them otherwise, whether it be positively or negatively, when people disagree. How easy it is to persuade someone doesn't normally factor into it.

Perhaps.

Then again, I've always felt uneasy when somebody agrees with me. Is that just me?