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The Succubus
2009-06-10, 04:54 PM
I really don't get why Xykon is so annoyed about losing his phylactery:

In a few years, it will be fished up by a couple of mutant halflings, who will then fight over it. One of them gets killed and the other flees with his shiny trophy. He eventually starts lurking in a cave somewhere, caressing the phylactery and calling it his "beloved" or something. The mutant halfling then gets tricked out of it by a slightly boring and whiny halfling, who then dumps it on his adpoted offspring to dispose of.

All Xykon needs to do is place an army of undead around the Rift of Doom, there by preventing any foolhardy questing types from chucking it in there.

Woodsman
2009-06-10, 04:58 PM
...

Woah. My mind was just blown to pieces.

CapedLuigiYoshi
2009-06-10, 05:08 PM
The OotS-verse already has a LotR-ish plot that has come up once (twice with bonus material).

derfenrirwolv
2009-06-10, 05:39 PM
Why Xykon should relax....

... he needs to watch his blood pressure

... he could have a heart attack

... he could have a brain anyurism

... his stress could cause indigestion?

... damn. I guesse he's also immune to all of the stress related diseases.

Sotris
2009-06-10, 05:49 PM
Is there any link between stress and osteoporosis?

Optimystik
2009-06-10, 05:53 PM
But Frudu! We must destroy the Ming!

Coidzor
2009-06-10, 06:23 PM
But Pam, he's just so thoroughly merciless!

shadzar
2009-06-10, 06:23 PM
But Frudu! We must destroy the Ming!

:smallconfused: Wasn't it Hamthighs Dillweed that said that?

Some random follower of Jirix will find it and like it better. Since you cannot scry it, then they will never know the switch has taken place until Xykon dies and goes Le GASP! when the darn thing has been near him the whole time!