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Mr. Mud

2009-06-12, 12:15 PM

Mr. Mud's Random Banter

For everything you want to babbling on and on about, but don't really have the time or inclination to make a new thread for (this includes glomps, blogs, blurbs, memes, LOLcats, and... other random banter?). Remember to share everything you find, that is completely and atrociously, random.
Discuss. Keep it a mild PG-13. Be nice. Clean room.

That being said, there are rules. Which are laid out below. If you are not familiar with them, please read them (basically, just be civil). If you are already familiar with them, fine, don't, it's your choice. (But you'll only have yourself to blame if you forget one of the rules and accidentally break it. :smallsmile: )

Rules

1. Spam. For the purposes of RB, one word posts are generally considered spam. Likewise, posts that are nothing but *actions like this* are also be considered spam. Remember that the quality of the post's content is much better than the speed of your response.

2. This isn't the Play by Post or Town forum, nor is it the Silly Message Board Games or Structured Games forum. Please avoid continuous roleplay or mock battles and fights such as the "competition for control of the universe".

3. If it's already a thread, don't bring it to RB. RB has such a huge range of subject matter even restricted to the little snippets that probably don't warrant their own thread, it doesn't need legitimate thread topics cluttering it up as well. The exception to this is to bring something that is off-topic from one thread, but on-topic for RB and the subject doesn't warrant a thread of its own.

4. Don't advertise other threads in RB. Just because these new threads move at speeds more appropriate to a message board than an IM session doesn't mean you need to come over to RB and brow beat people into posting in your latest brainchild.

5. Please don't post single line posts alerting us to your current status -- as in "I'm back." This is Random Banter, not "How to stalk Random GitP forum members."

6. Don't poke, kick or bump the thread. It will move at whatever pace it wants to. Also, please refrain from Captain Obvious comments akin to "My, the thread is fast today."

7. Random Banter can only be as good, or as entertaining, as you make it. Demands to be entertained will fall on deaf ears unless you can add something more meaningful to the conversation.

8. As this is a public forum, where the current topic is nicely recorded for you, and not a conversation where you could have missed the beginning, please refrain from asking something to the effect of "What's the topic?". Please take the time to read up a bit first.

9. Thread Creator must include the words "Random" and "Banter" as well as the thread #. Try to be concise as well.

10. Every post should contain two visible, legible complete sentences, Subject and Predicate. C'mon, make your old English teachers proud.

11. Remember, Random Banter is not your IM client. If you want to have a back and forth discussion with just one person, look in their contact information for IM details.

12. Whenever a new thread is created, all "first post", "first page", and all posts of that nature will be deleted by the administrators. Please avoid doing this, as it is frustrating for them to deal with one-lined posts like this.

13. Double-posting is not your friend. We have edit buttons for a reason.

And here, linked for your convenience, are the previous incarnations of this thread.
Previous Threads:

Amotis' Random Banter #1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13484)
Dhavaer's Random Banter #2 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13401)
PhoeKun's Random Banter #3 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13319)
Rei Jin's Random Banter #4 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13205)
Toxic Avenger's Random Banter #5 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13146)
Jibar's Random Banter #6 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13026)
Ego Slayer's Surrogate Random Banter #7 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12939)
Sneak's Random Barroom Brawl #8 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12918)
Sophistemon's Solemnly Random Banter #9 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12855)
Vaynor's Very Random Banter #10 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12834)
Bookman's Blathering Random Banter #11 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12809)
Gralamin's Glorious Random Banter #12 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12785)
Rilik's Resplendently Random Raillery #13 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12766)
Gezina's Growling Grazing Random Banter #14 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12747)
The Zerglings Utterly And Geeky Random Banter #15 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12740)
jaqueses Truthfully Randomly Fireside Banter # 16 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12735)
Jack Squat’s Jubilantly Quixotic Random Banter #17 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12693)
Cardel's Banter of Cookie Jubilation #18 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12668)
Archonic's Chaotically Random Banter of Rods #19 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12657)
The Rod's Inanimate Temple of RANDOM banter #20 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12638)
Lucky’s Loquaciously Loud-Mouthed Random Banter#21 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12630)
Deckmaster's Divinely Delightful Random Banter #22 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12614)
Saithis' Soliloquy of Random Banter #23 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12598)
Loveable Lianae's Ludicrous Lampooning Lottery #24 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12578)
NEO|Phyte's Neolithic Nest of Weasel Banter #25 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12544)
Target's Random Banter of "non-violence" #26 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12533)
Tarnag40k's Random banter of "grammar errors" #27 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12515)
Kyrian's Random Banter of ADHDness #28 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12507)
El Jaspero's Random Drunken Ramblings #29 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12503)
Boss Smiley's Eloquently Eggy Banter #30 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12494)
Lykan's Looney Explosionarama & Random Banter #31 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12482)
Iames's Iambic Yarn of Yammering #32 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12468)
Dispozition's Deviously Distressed Banter #33 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12458)
CP's Copiously Combusting Banter of Carnage #34 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12445)
Alarra's Altar of Random Banter #35 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12432)
Eloquent Rune's Electrifying Rambling Banter #36 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12423)
E_P's Very Own Quite Popular Random Banter #37 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12419)
Hydrogelic's Foolish Mortal Random Banter #38 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12413)
Ink's Smudgy Splotchy Random Banter #39 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12405)
Azrael's Big Black Book of Banter #40 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12397)
The Logic Vampire's Rational Random Banter #41 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12387)
Shiny's Shimmering Space-hitchin Random Banter #42 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12376)
ZombieRockStar's Random Banter #43 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12360)
Nostrabel's Realm of Cookies and Random Banter #44 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12342)
Charity's Cheery Chatter Circle #45 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12328)
Samiam's Spontaneous Scintillating Soliloquy #46 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12310)
LLama's Masked Mysterious Random Banter #47 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26599)
Ravishing Rydia's Recumbentibus ^_^ Random Banter #48 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27622)
Penguinizers Perilous Random Banter #49 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28083)
Death's delightfully morbid surrogate random banter #50 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28444)
Wayril's wonderfully weird surrogate random banter #51 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28990)
Rawhide's Deck of Random Banter (52 Cards) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29697)
Korith's Sorrogate Random Banter of Zombie Killing #53 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30353)
Surrogate thread of random Bor-dom #54 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31109)
Rex Idiotarum's Painfully Pogoing Thread #55 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31512)
The Wrath of KHAAAAAANtalas’s William Shatner Flavored Random Banter # 56 (Surrogate) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32080)
EmeraldRose's Random Banter of Lashing Wit #57 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32494)
Captain van der Decken's Surrogate Ship of Random Loot (Banter) #58 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32847)
SDF's Neverending I-Don't-Have-an-OotS-Avatar-Yet Story Banter #59 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33465)
Mauril's Surrogate Dwelf Banter of Fantasy Race Confusion 60th Edition (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34165)
Rockphed's Dice Rolling Toga Party of 61 Drunken CIA Analysts (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34568)
var Lord_Magtok = Random(Banter*62) + Surrogate (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34801)
Jibar's Retro Random Banter #63 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35014)
Malina's Random Spanish Banter #64 of morphical annoyance (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35256)
Mr. E's Random Banter #65 of Cane Toting and Hat Tipping (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35418)
Ego Slayer's Hellishly Random Banter #66.6 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35596)
Purple Gelatinous Cube o' Doom's bowl of bantery j-e-ll-o randomness #67 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35859)
Zephra's Random Banter of Ghostly Wailings, and Howling Fun#68 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36317)
Cobra Ikari's Random Banter #69 of Rampant Hugging, Guttermindedness, and ;-) Kinky. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36977)
Scorpina's Random Banter #70 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37480)
Raistlin1040's Super Special Awesome Random Banter #71(Now with 20% more tacos) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37824)
Uberblah's Random Banter #72 Of Caffeine And Sleep Deprivation Induced Randomness (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38225)
Lucky’s Random Banter #73 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38987)
Castaras's Random Banter #74 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37836)
D'anna Biers RB #75 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39495)
Zeb The Troll's RB#76 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39801)
Egdpollard's RB #77 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40128)
Gezina's and Calamity's Random banter #78 of double entendre and doom (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40410)
Random Banter #79 In Loving Memory of Hexa_Regina (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40909)
Zeratul's random banter #80 of throwing puppies off bridges (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41778)
Vespe's Random Banter #81 of singing dolphins and mostly harmless planets. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=43254)
CSK's Giant in the Playground Forums Addicted Anonymous, Random Banter #82 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44919)
Iames's Ramblingly Erratic Belldandy-Charged Random Banter #83 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=47592)
Serpentine's Scintillating Sensually and Sinuously Seductive Stochastic Satire #84 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49048)
Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them... (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50658)
Moon Called's Random Banter #86 of Sexy Anime Boys and Fangirl Squeals (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51825)
Lilly's Lovely Random Banter #87 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52783)
FdL's Fuzzbox-Fueled Random Banter #88 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54612)
SweetRein's Sugary Restrained Random Banter #89 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59668)
Midnight's Mutant Motorcycle Madness Random Banter #90 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=62430)
Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65645)
Dragonrider's Random Banter in Conjunction with the Weighted Cube #92 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67629)
Bushranger's Bodaciously Buffed Random Banter-y Rooster #93 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69425)
Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=71161)
North's Maple Syrup Flavored Non-Alliterative Random Banter #95 Eh? (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73464)
Wadledo's Weirdly Warbling Watercress Watching Washing Machine Only Random Banter #96 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75946)
SMEE's Random Banter #97 of gender bending and closet bursting (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78694)
Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=81626)
Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds of dastardly deipnosophists #99 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84068)
VOTE, the Democracy Demon's Devilishly Devious and Decidedly Diabolical Desultory Derision (Random Banter) #100 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84914)
Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=87577)
Dallas-Dakota's Dundering Dandelion's Devilish Damsel's Distress Random Banter #102 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4790602#post4790602)
Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter #103 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4903962#post4903962)
Aziraphiles Actually Alliterative and Awesomely Affluent Random Banter #104 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92718)
Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94491)
Dish's Delightfully Deranged and Deliciously Deliquent Random Banter # 106 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95905)
Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=97703)
Zero's ambrosial and aberrantly adventitious, abstemiously erudite Random Banter #108 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=99100)

Coplantor's Completely Creative Cautious and Contemplative Random Banter #109 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=100414)
Rutskarn's Roly-Poly Rebellious and Rejected Random Banter #110 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=101156)
TwoBitWriter's Tubular Tracts of Thought-Talking Random Banter #111 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5600540#post5600540)
Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=101988)

Wolfbane's Wonderfully Wacky and Wildly Wandom Random Banter #113 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=102865)
The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=103674)
Jude's Judgmental Jugular Jab and Jibber Jabbery Random Banter #115 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104480)
The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=105584)
Random Banter #117 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=106698)
Dragonprime's Dynamically Dangerous Dextrous and Destructive Random Banter #118 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107882)
Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=109007)
Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part one) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=110963&page=50)
Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part two) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=113197)
Did you find my white text! =-O? If so, Read Chocolate Hammer ;).
As stated above, this thread is for random discussion, not random chit chat. That is to say, this is a forum, not your IM client. People have set up an unofficial IRC chat thingy for that sort of thing. Not only will you not annoy the people here, you will also help increase the popularity of the IRC chat. The latter is great... the former? Not so much.

On your mark... Get set... Banter! :smallbiggrin:.

Rutskarn

2009-06-12, 12:16 PM

Dammit, you didn't put in the by-line!

That's it, Mud. 5 demerits for you. You're out of line. I'm taking you off the case.

Nameless

2009-06-12, 12:17 PM

Yay! New thread!

*burns*

Mr. Mud

2009-06-12, 12:19 PM

Dammit, you didn't put in the by-line!

That's it, Mud. 5 demerits for you. You're out of line. I'm taking you off the case.

10 demerits for not looking hard enough :smallamused:!

@V: :smallwink:.

A Rainy Knight

2009-06-12, 12:20 PM

Mmm, new thread smell.

...okay, who went and tracked mud all over my clean new thread?! :smallannoyed::smalltongue:

TwoBitWriter

2009-06-12, 12:21 PM

And someone got mud all inside my favorite tennish shoes, and IT WASN'T ME! :smallannoyed:

Rutskarn

2009-06-12, 12:21 PM

10 demerits for not looking hard enough :smallamused:!

In my defense, I don't think it was there when I posted.

Assassin89

2009-06-12, 12:21 PM

Shouldn't this thread be #121 rather than #122?

Nameless

2009-06-12, 12:23 PM

I'm hungry. *Omnoms Mrmud*

Philistine

2009-06-12, 12:24 PM

What, no link to the first #120? Fie on you, sir!

Mr. Mud

2009-06-12, 12:25 PM

In my defense, I don't think it was there when I posted.

No, look, I never edited it. I think I deserve a shout-out in your next Chocolate Hammer post :smallamused:.

Shouldn't this thread be #121 rather than #122?

This is the #122 Random Banter thread, so... I'm not sure.

Philistine, Ah right, I'll get right on it :smalltongue:.

*Onomomonms Nameless*

Jack Squat

2009-06-12, 12:26 PM

In my defense, I don't think it was there when I posted.

You posted a reply before he started the thread :smallconfused:

You're good.

Mr. Mud

2009-06-12, 12:27 PM

You posted a reply before he started the thread :smallconfused:

You're good.

Rutskarn is actually good enough to do that... :smalltongue:.

randman22222

2009-06-12, 12:27 PM

At some point in my life, I need to dress up as Rorschach and go to a mall. Or Darth Vader. Or something. :smallsmile:

Nameless

2009-06-12, 12:29 PM

*Onomomonms Nameless*

I haz been omnom'd.
I must look for new pray.

TwoBitWriter

2009-06-12, 12:29 PM

I always love seeing a new random banter thread pop up in my CP, before it hits the second page.

I don't know why, it's so fleeting, but a guilty pleasure.

Fredthefighter

2009-06-12, 12:37 PM

*Sniffs the air*
Ah, that new thread smell. :smallbiggrin:

Digimon up for adoption!
We have a Wormon and an Ankylomon up for adoption and they need a good home. Any takers? :smallbiggrin:

Mr. Mud

2009-06-12, 12:39 PM

*takes both and pits them against each other for profit...* Wormon wins.

I guess I keep him... :smalltongue:.

Phase

2009-06-12, 12:43 PM

I, too, am sniffing the air in through my nostrils.

Ah, this smell, it is akin to a similar smell... that of Random Banter? Of course!

Question, Who doesn't love Tesla Coils?

Mr. Mud

2009-06-12, 12:44 PM

Question, Who doesn't love Tesla Coils?

Edison...

Uhm...

That's probably it :smalltongue:.

Fredthefighter

2009-06-12, 12:48 PM

*takes both and pits them against each other for profit...* Wormon wins.

I guess I keep him... :smalltongue:.

*Hands over Wormon*
Take good care of him. He's a little wild but he should learn pretty quickly who's the boss.

Rutskarn

2009-06-12, 02:14 PM

Rutskarn is actually good enough to do that... :smalltongue:.

Hells yes I am.

Also, you might want to check the hedges. I TP'd them. 5 minutes ago. Last week.

Mr. Mud

2009-06-12, 03:43 PM

Hells yes I am.

Also, you might want to check the hedges. I TP'd them. 5 minutes ago. Last week.

Like the time you got like 200 posts before you registered :smalltongue:?

A Rainy Knight

2009-06-12, 03:45 PM

Like the time you got like 200 posts before you registered :smalltongue:?

Psh, amateur. I was ten years old before my first birthday. :smalltongue:

Mr. Mud

2009-06-12, 03:49 PM

I died 98, before my 14th!

(Yup, hell has WiFi :smallwink:).

Fredthefighter

2009-06-12, 03:53 PM

I died 98, before my 14th!

(Yup, hell has WiFi :smallwink:).

Oh yes, there's WiFi in hell, but it randomly disconnects just as you hit "Submit Reply" and most of the good sites are blocked (except this one! :smallbiggrin:)
:smalltongue:

Mr. Mud

2009-06-12, 03:55 PM

Oh yes, there's WiFi in hell, but it randomly disconnects just as you hit "Submit Reply" and most of the good sites are blocked (except this one! :smallbiggrin:)
:smalltongue:

Heh. Firefox. In hell. :smallamused:.

Alleine

2009-06-12, 03:57 PM

Whoooo!
*goes running through new thread naked*
Whooooohoooo!

Ha! I caught your sneaky subliminal message! I'll never do it, the white text can't compel meeeee!

Fredthefighter

2009-06-12, 03:57 PM

Heh. Firefox. In hell. :smallamused:.

I use IE 8. That IS hell for me.

And my Digimon are getting awesomer. I have one that looks like this:
http://dma.wtw-x.net/DMA/DigimonStands/Bandai/Zudomon.jpg
Yes, a Viking Walrus. Heck yeah. I named him Thor :smallamused:

Mr. Mud

2009-06-12, 04:00 PM

http://dma.wtw-x.net/DMA/DigimonStands/Bandai/Zudomon.jpg
Yes, a Viking Walrus. Heck yeah. I named him Thor :smallamused:

:smalleek:. Oh. MY. Sweet. Omniverse.

:smallbiggrin:

Sub_Zero

2009-06-12, 04:02 PM

I use IE 8. That IS hell for me.

And my Digimon are getting awesomer. I have one that looks like this:
http://dma.wtw-x.net/DMA/DigimonStands/Bandai/Zudomon.jpg
Yes, a Viking Walrus. Heck yeah. I named him Thor :smallamused:

I remember Digimon, that's the one that evolves from the ornage baby dinosaur thing isn't it?

Mabye not, but I did have a big stuffed toy of the ornage dinosaur thing, it's name began with an A I think. Gah, where have my childhood memories gone!!?:smalleek:

Fredthefighter

2009-06-12, 04:04 PM

:smalleek:. Oh. MY. Sweet. Omniverse.

:smallbiggrin:

Yeah. Awesome incarnate.
And guess what it can digivolve into.
This:
http://digitalmonsters.free.fr/images/saison_deux/digimon/vikemon.jpg

And this:
http://dma.wtw-x.net/DMA/DigimonStands/Bandai/Neptunmon.jpg

EDIT: Sub-Zero, Zudomon is the Crest digivolution of Ikkakumon, who is the Champion form of Gomamon.
Who looks like this:
http://www.fortunecity.es/ilustrado/tebeo/262/gomamon.jpg

The little orange dinosaur was called Agumon.

Mr. Mud

2009-06-12, 04:05 PM

I'm seriosuly thinknig abotu blogging about this :smalltongue:.

Fred, you sir, have won my respect and lulz once again.

Fredthefighter

2009-06-12, 04:07 PM

I'm seriosuly thinknig abotu blogging about this :smalltongue:.

Fred, you sir, have won my respect and lulz once again.

Digimon World DS is the name of the game (Part of the Digimon franchise).

I've also got:
A dragon with a robot arm that shoots missiles out of its chest.
An angel with a wrist-mounted lightsaber.
A black kung-fu kicking werewolf.
A bird that shoots lasers from its horns.
A flying bug-like spiderman-esque superhero thing.

Sub_Zero

2009-06-12, 04:13 PM

EDIT: Sub-Zero, Zudomon is the Crest digivolution of Ikkakumon, who is the Champion form of Gomamon.
Who looks like this:
http://www.fortunecity.es/ilustrado/tebeo/262/gomamon.jpg

The little orange dinosaur was called Agumon.

That image isn't showing up for me sorry. Unless it's meant to look like a gear with circles emanating from it?

Agumon is the one I was thinking of! I had a huge stuffed Agumon, it was like, 3 ft tall, it was awesome, but really fragile in the end, I think it's arms got ripped of at some point by accident.

Mr. Mud

2009-06-12, 04:14 PM

Digimon World DS is the name of the game (Part of the Digimon franchise).

I've also got:
A dragon with a robot arm that shoots missiles out of its chest.
An angel with a wrist-mounted lightsaber.
A black kung-fu kicking werewolf.
A bird that shoots lasers from its horns.
A flying bug-like spiderman-esque superhero thing.

All of which are epic.

Druids should be able to get Digimon as Animal Companions.

I'll maybe blog about it :smalltongue:.

Fredthefighter

2009-06-12, 04:16 PM

That image isn't showing up for me sorry. Unless it's meant to look like a gear with circles emanating from it?

Agumon is the one I was thinking of! I had a huge stuffed Agumon, it was like, 3 ft tall, it was awesome, but really fragile in the end, I think it's arms got ripped of at some point by accident.

Koramon digivolves into Agumon.
Agumon digivolves into Greymon.
Greymon digivolves into MetalGreymon/SkullGreymon
MetalGreymon digivoles into WarGreymon

The image is of Gomamon, a blue fish-like dog digimon. He digivoles into Ikkakumon, a big shaggy dog with a horn on its head and walrus like fangs. Ikkakumon digivolves into Zudomon (Walrus-Thor).

EDIT: And Mrmud, Druids should be able to morph into digimon, not just have them as companions. :smallbiggrin:

Sub_Zero

2009-06-12, 04:44 PM

Koramon digivolves into Agumon.
Agumon digivolves into Greymon.
Greymon digivolves into MetalGreymon/SkullGreymon
MetalGreymon digivoles into WarGreymon

The image is of Gomamon, a blue fish-like dog digimon. He digivoles into Ikkakumon, a big shaggy dog with a horn on its head and walrus like fangs. Ikkakumon digivolves into Zudomon (Walrus-Thor).

EDIT: And Mrmud, Druids should be able to morph into digimon, not just have them as companions. :smallbiggrin:

Hmmmmm, mabye I'll re-watch digimon sometime. If I remember rightly the second season was utter rubbish though, so mabye not that. It was rubbish to my younger self anyway, whereas the third series was better.

Fredthefighter

2009-06-12, 04:46 PM

Hmmmmm, mabye I'll re-watch digimon sometime. If I remember rightly the second season was utter rubbish though, so mabye not that. It was rubbish to my younger self anyway, whereas the third series was better.

Agumon and friends will always be the best.
Veemon crapola was a waste of time. Come on, the main character was an idiot (unlike Tai) and all his Digimon could do was headbutt things and knock itself out.
Guilmon, Terriermon and Rennamon were awesome, but they'll never be as awesome as Agumon and friends.
The movies weren't too bad.

Sub_Zero

2009-06-12, 04:48 PM

Agumon and friends will always be the best.
Veemon crapola was a waste of time. Come on, the main character was an idiot (unlike Tai) and all his Digimon could do was headbutt things and knock itself out.
Guilmon, Terriermon and Rennamon were awesome, but they'll never be as awesome as Agumon and friends.
The movies weren't too bad.

I also just found there's a fourth series. This I've not seen before, so mabye it's worth a watch. This site (http://www.digimoncentral.com/) I found even said that another series had just finished airing in Japan

Fredthefighter

2009-06-12, 04:53 PM

I also just found there's a fourth series. This I've not seen before, so mabye it's worth a watch. This site (http://www.digimoncentral.com/) I found even said that another series had just finished airing in Japan

It just sounds like a repeat of all the other series.
Kids "magically" sent to DigiWorld by a Digimon. Kids get Digimon. Kids fight evil Digimon. The main bad guy joins their team/is defeated and the main-main bad guy shows up. Kids save world.
And what is it with all these alternate timelines in Digimon? It makes it quite hard to keep up.

EDIT: The one that finished airing in Japan is the 5th series.

Phase

2009-06-12, 05:19 PM

Guns are overpowered. One shot from those things and you're dead, or will be soon. They need a nerf...

Coidzor

2009-06-12, 05:25 PM

Pit the party against grizzly bears, they've got DR 5/- and automatically enter a rage even if they've used all of their rages per day already whenever a gun is fired within 100'.

Thufir

2009-06-12, 05:29 PM

Actually I know a guy who got shot recently. Apparently it hurts.

Mr. Mud

2009-06-12, 05:56 PM

Actually I know a guy who got shot recently. Apparently it hurts.

A bullet brazed my calf and I didn't notice until I saw it bleeding, ti was moving that fast... After that, it hurt like a !%@#@! though :smalltongue:

Phase

2009-06-12, 06:03 PM

A bullet brazed my calf and I didn't notice until I saw it bleeding, ti was moving that fast... After that, it hurt like a !%@#@! though :smalltongue:

Maybe it's psychosomatic? If you don't know you've been shot, you don't feel it?

EDIT: Anyway, goodnight Playground! I'll be back in, like 24 hours or so.

Rawhide

2009-06-12, 07:06 PM

I have corrected the number of this thread to 121. There were two 120 threads, part 1 and part 2, not a 120 and a 121.

Quincunx: I even made a special post in the last thread to let you know that 121 was still available for you to claim.

Allysian

2009-06-12, 08:01 PM

Today was my last day of school! I is happy! ^ .^

Mr. Mud

2009-06-12, 08:05 PM

Maybe it's psychosomatic? If you don't know you've been shot, you don't feel it?

EDIT: Anyway, goodnight Playground! I'll be back in, like 24 hours or so.

Oh no I felt it... I phrased that pretty damn poorly. It just didn't hurt all that much... and Adrenaline probably had a big part of the tolerance... Meh, weird regardless.

And Sorry Rawhide, I wasn't sure if the last two counted as one or two... :smallbiggrin:.

Rawhide

2009-06-12, 08:43 PM

And Sorry Rawhide, I wasn't sure if the last two counted as one or two... :smallbiggrin:.

Eh, just explaining why I changed it. Not like you did anything wrong.

Mr. Mud

2009-06-12, 08:48 PM

Eh, just explaining why I changed it. Not like you did anything wrong.

Eh, still feel kind of naive :smalltongue:.

MY First RB... it feels... so right. :smallcool:.

Coidzor

2009-06-12, 09:09 PM

A bullet brazed my calf and I didn't notice until I saw it bleeding, ti was moving that fast... After that, it hurt like a !%@#@! though :smalltongue:

.... .... .... WHY WERE YOU SHOT?! :smalleek:

... My brain is... very hung up on this very disturbing piece of news.

Mr. Mud

2009-06-12, 09:12 PM

LONG. STORY. But it's probably what you think... I got mugged :smallmad:.

Dragonrider

2009-06-12, 09:32 PM

Mr. Mud

2009-06-12, 09:39 PM

I hope I'm just really tired and not sick, because I'm going to Wales with my grandparents the day after tomorrow. :smalltongue:

The tiredness is well-earned. I babysat from eight this morning till two in the afternoon - two kids, ages three and five - and made sixty bucks. :smallbiggrin: I love little kids. And it's nice to get paid...FOR ONCE. I watch my youngest brother (age 5) about an hour a day and get no money. Or even allowance. Though that might have something to do with the fact that my parents are gearing up to pay my college tuition...:smalltongue:

... I made $60 for dealing with idiots 57 word long coffee orders at Cafe Pronto!, and I'm probably paying my way through college... I envy you DeeRee, but atleast I have Nutella :smallwink:.

But Wales? Sounds fun. Bring us pictures :smalltongue:.

A Rainy Knight

2009-06-12, 09:42 PM

I hope I'm just really tired and not sick, because I'm going to Wales with my grandparents the day after tomorrow. :smalltongue:

The tiredness is well-earned. I babysat from eight this morning till two in the afternoon - two kids, ages three and five - and made sixty bucks. :smallbiggrin: I love little kids. And it's nice to get paid...FOR ONCE. I watch my youngest brother (age 5) about an hour a day and get no money. Or even allowance. Though that might have something to do with the fact that my parents are gearing up to pay my college tuition...:smalltongue:

I'm glad there are people like you around to take care of the little kids, because I just can't stand 'em. Just a few days ago I pretty much hid up in my room when the neighbor kids came over for a visit. :smalltongue:

Dragonrider

2009-06-12, 09:48 PM

I have a lot of experience. :smalltongue: three li'l brothers and all.

@Muddy: Don't hate me, but...I don't like nutella.

A Rainy Knight

2009-06-12, 09:52 PM

I have a lot of experience. :smalltongue: three li'l brothers and all.

@Muddy: Don't hate me, but...I don't like nutella.

And I'm an only child myself. I suppose that could have something to do with it. :smalltongue:

Dragonrider

2009-06-12, 09:55 PM

And I'm an only child myself. I suppose that could have something to do with it. :smalltongue:

I wouldn't be surprised :smallamused:

The average number of children in families in the USA is between two and three. Families like yours balance out those like mine. :smallbiggrin: Erm...more those vastly bigger than mine.

Mr. Mud

2009-06-12, 09:58 PM

I have a lot of experience. :smalltongue: three li'l brothers and all.

@Muddy: Don't hate me, but...I don't like nutella.

:smallfurious:. So... Infinity - like 150 is still infinity right?

Yeah I think so... DeeRee, you're not Infinity awesome. Good job. :smallannoyed::smalltongue:.

A Rainy Knight

2009-06-12, 10:04 PM

I wouldn't be surprised :smallamused:

The average number of children in families in the USA is between two and three. Families like yours balance out those like mine. :smallbiggrin: Erm...more those vastly bigger than mine.

Sorry, I'm too busy balancing out my best friend and his three siblings. You'll have to find someone else to help you there. :smalltongue:

Jkoshe

2009-06-12, 11:11 PM

Sounds like a big family to deal with DR.

DamnedIrishman

2009-06-13, 06:00 AM

Time For breakfast!
Time For More boiled Eggs And Soldiers!
Can I Get Another hell Yeah?

Sub_Zero

2009-06-13, 06:21 AM

I wouldn't be surprised :smallamused:

The average number of children in families in the USA is between two and three. Families like yours balance out those like mine. :smallbiggrin: Erm...more those vastly bigger than mine.

I think the average number of children in the UK is something like 1.8. I feel sorry for those children who are only 0.8 of a person :smallfrown::smalltongue:

Anuan

2009-06-13, 06:22 AM

Nameless

2009-06-13, 06:26 AM

I has an ice lollie! *lick lick sucks* omnomnomnom.

Sub_Zero

2009-06-13, 06:26 AM

I have a new favorite song.
Strike of the Ninja (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WdXV-c9qNw&feature=related) by Dragonforce. Yes, I only listen to metal for people that don't listen to metal.
I defy anyone to find me a song that awesome referencing pirates, without calling Vikings into play.

I don't think you should underestimate Heavy Metal Pirates (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alIHf32N58Q) by Alestorm. I think the name says it all:smallamused:

Edit:@^: yeah, well I made ice cream yesterday

Nameless

2009-06-13, 06:29 AM

I have a new favorite song.
Strike of the Ninja (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WdXV-c9qNw&feature=related) by Dragonforce. Yes, I only listen to metal for people that don't listen to metal.
I defy anyone to find me a song that awesome referencing pirates, without calling Vikings into play.

Dragonforce are awesome, I don't care what anyone else says. \m/

Nameless

2009-06-13, 06:32 AM

I don't think you should underestimate Heavy Metal Pirates (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alIHf32N58Q) by Alestorm. I think the name says it all:smallamused:

Edit:@^: yeah, well I made ice cream yesterday

Alestorm are great, But... C'mon! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ift85e38H3M)

Vizen

2009-06-13, 06:38 AM

Time For breakfast!
Time For More boiled Eggs And Soldiers!
Can I Get Another hell Yeah?

Hell yeah!
That was my favorite breakfast when I was little!

Sub_Zero

2009-06-13, 06:39 AM

Hell yeah!
That was my favorite breakfast when I was little!

Have you ever had eggy bread. It is one of the greatest breakfasts known to man.

Alestorm are great, But... C'mon! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ift85e38H3M)

I've never heard of Turisas before, I might have to give it a look into

Fredthefighter

2009-06-13, 06:40 AM

Heavy, metal, pirates. Ohmigod, the awesome is overwhelming. :smallbiggrin:

Vikings are still more awesome though. If only because they have Thor.

TURISAS, hmmm, well, my opinion here is most definitely... AWESOME!

DamnedIrishman

2009-06-13, 06:41 AM

Have you ever had eggy bread. It is one of the greatest breakfasts known to man.

No, what you do is roast a joint of beef, remove the dripping from the bottom of the tray, melt that in a pan and then fry bread in it.
Beautiful. You can keep the congealed dripping in the fridge for later dates, too.

Sub_Zero

2009-06-13, 06:43 AM

No, what you do is roast a joint of beef, remove the dripping from the bottom of the tray, melt that in a pan and then fry bread in it.
Beautiful. You can keep the congealed dripping in the fridge for later dates, too.

I'm vegetarian, so I couldn't really do that. I really should try meat one day though...

Nameless

2009-06-13, 06:43 AM

I've never heard of Turisas before, I might have to give it a look into

Only the best Viking Folk metal band EVER!
... They covered Rasputin! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdkBs0VCSX0) :smallbiggrin:

Vikings are still more awesome though. If only because they have Thor.

TURISAS, hmmm, well, my opinion here is most definitely... AWESOME!

*hi5*

DamnedIrishman

2009-06-13, 06:43 AM

I'm vegetarian, so I couldn't really do that. I really should try meat one day though...

But... you... eat... eggs...

They're chicken periods, you know.

If you want to become a full-on carnivore, try kangaroo flesh. Guaranteed to be 200% more intense than any ethical principles, and 500% more delicious than sex on toast.

Sub_Zero

2009-06-13, 06:46 AM

But... you... eat... eggs...

They're chicken periods, you know.

It's vegans that don't eat eggs or cheese. They don't eat anything that comes out of an animal in theory.

Vegetarians eat things that aren't meat basically. I've always eaten fish though, and there's technically a different name for people who eat fish but not meat but I can't be bothered to learn it and if I ever told someone they'd just go "huh?" and then I'd have to explain it to them.

Fredthefighter

2009-06-13, 06:47 AM

*hi5*

Guess what I'm listening to right now.

I'll give you a hint.

We alone are fighting for metal that is true
We own the right to live the fight, we're here for all of you
Now swear the blood upon your steel will never dry
Stand and fight together beneath the battle sky

Nameless

2009-06-13, 06:48 AM

Sub_Zero

2009-06-13, 06:49 AM

You're not a vegeterian, you're a Pescetarians.

That's the one. I thought it began with a 'p'. But yeah, if you tell that to a normal person they wouldn't understand, so it's just easier to say vegetarian. I don't eat fish very often anyway

DamnedIrishman

2009-06-13, 06:50 AM

It's vegans that don't eat eggs or cheese. They don't eat anything that comes out of an animal in theory.

Vegetarians eat things that aren't meat basically. I've always eaten fish though, and there's technically a different name for people who eat fish but not meat but I can't be bothered to learn it and if I ever told someone they'd just go "huh?" and then I'd have to explain it to them.

I know the difference between vegetarians and vegans. It just doesn't make sense: fair enough eat cheese, but eggs? Argh.

Anyway, if you're a pescetarian, you're not a vegetarian. But you're still a step up from one of those really annoying people who say "I'm a vegetarian, but I eat chicken."
AAARGH!

EAT MEAT. MEAT IS DELICIOUS.

EDIT: Pescetarian. Like 'Pisces', the fish. Ancient Greek And Latin Are Fun!

Nameless

2009-06-13, 06:51 AM

Guess what I'm listening to right now.

I'll give you a hint.

We alone are fighting for metal that is true
We own the right to live the fight, we're here for all of you
Now swear the blood upon your steel will never dry
Stand and fight together beneath the battle sky

Let me guess, ManOWar?

And guess what I'm listening to.

Far beyond the sea and distant lands
Came men with thirty ships
Had wanted to reach the Neva by night
But the weather was not on their side

And as the wind grew stronger and stronger
The rain ran down our cheeks
The bow was turned towards Gardar
The sail flew up again

That's where the winds will us guide
For fame and for gold
Set sail for those lands unknown

Osmo and Dalk, Kyy, Kokko and Ulf
Were glad to be off the oars
Turo had eaten too much again
Now hanging himself overboard

The Tostensson twins were excited as always
Adventure was their game
Myself, Hakon the Bastard
was out to find my name

Holmgard and beyond
That's where the winds will us guide
For fame and for gold
Set sail for those lands unknown

Who is "I" without a past?
A river without a source?
An event without a cause?

Threads of different lengths
Some longer, some shorter
So many of them spun together

The crones keep on weaving
The algorithm of our lives
Cause and effect, the fates of men

We know the way to Aldeigju
Upstream the river Alode
You take us to the portage
And further [South]

Long is the way to the unknown
Long are the rivers in the East
Far lies the land that Ingvar
And his men desire to reach

Many dangers lie ahead
Some of us may never return
Rather sold as a slave to the Saracens
Than chained to your bed, chained by your life!

Holmgard and beyond
That's where the winds will us guide
For fame and for gold
Set sail for those lands unknown

They're chicken periods, you know.

I call them that! :smallbiggrin:

Sub_Zero

2009-06-13, 06:51 AM

Fredthefighter

2009-06-13, 06:53 AM

Let me guess, ManOWar?

And guess what I'm listening to.

Far beyond the sea and distant lands
Came men with thirty ships
Had wanted to reach the Neva by night
But the weather was not on their side

And as the wind grew stronger and stronger
The rain ran down our cheeks
The bow was turned towards Gardar
The sail flew up again

That's where the winds will us guide
For fame and for gold
Set sail for those lands unknown

Osmo and Dalk, Kyy, Kokko and Ulf
Were glad to be off the oars
Turo had eaten too much again
Now hanging himself overboard

The Tostensson twins were excited as always
Adventure was their game
Myself, Hakon the Bastard
was out to find my name

Holmgard and beyond
That's where the winds will us guide
For fame and for gold
Set sail for those lands unknown

Who is "I" without a past?
A river without a source?
An event without a cause?

Threads of different lengths
Some longer, some shorter
So many of them spun together

The crones keep on weaving
The algorithm of our lives
Cause and effect, the fates of men

We know the way to Aldeigju
Upstream the river Alode
You take us to the portage
And further [South]

Long is the way to the unknown
Long are the rivers in the East
Far lies the land that Ingvar
And his men desire to reach

Many dangers lie ahead
Some of us may never return
Rather sold as a slave to the Saracens
Than chained to your bed, chained by your life!

Holmgard and beyond
That's where the winds will us guide
For fame and for gold
Set sail for those lands unknown

I call them that! :smallbiggrin:

Correctomundo Mr.Nameless
And what you are listening to is Holmgard and Beyond by Turisas.

DamnedIrishman

2009-06-13, 06:55 AM

But I do love those tasty chicken foetuses:smalltongue:

They're not foetuses. Commercial eggs are unfertilised: they're just periods.

When you eat an egg, the equivalent is licking a used tampon.

Sub_Zero

2009-06-13, 06:56 AM

They're not foetuses. Commercial eggs are unfertilised: they're just periods.

When you eat an egg, the equivalent is licking a used tampon.

Ewwwwwwww. But they're still so tasty.....(not tampons(not that I'd know)):smalltongue:

Anuan

2009-06-13, 06:57 AM

Well technically, as he eats eggs as well, he's thrown into being an
Ovo-Lacto-Ictho-vegetarian.
I live with two vegetarians. Well. One vegetarian (ovo-lacto) and one vegetarian light. She ate all the salami I was going to have on my pizza! T_T

Alestorm I'm not keen on, I'm afraid.

Nameless

2009-06-13, 06:59 AM

I know the difference between vegetarians and vegans. It just doesn't make sense: fair enough eat cheese, but eggs? Argh.

Anyway, if you're a pescetarian, you're not a vegetarian. But you're still a step up from one of those really annoying people who say "I'm a vegetarian, but I eat chicken."
AAARGH!

EAT MEAT. MEAT IS DELICIOUS.

EDIT: Pescetarian. Like 'Pisces', the fish. Ancient Greek And Latin Are Fun!

I hate vegans like this women (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYUpirWdF2A)
Seriously, she looks down on meat eaters... She looks ill, go and eat some protein. :smallannoyed:

They're not foetuses. Commercial eggs are unfertilised: they're just periods.

When you eat an egg, the equivalent is licking a used tampon.

When I eat eggs, I always say "mmm, chicken period!"
Or, to my brother and sister who don't know what that is yet; "Mmmm, aborted chicken babies! Delicious!" :smalltongue:

DamnedIrishman

2009-06-13, 07:03 AM

I hate vegans like this women (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYUpirWdF2A)
Seriously, she looks down on meat eaters... She looks ill, go and eat some protein. :smallannoyed:

I AM A MAN! MEN EAT BEEF!

If vegans start evangelising at me, I simply retort with "Yes, their cries of pain and sorrow make their still-bloody flesh all the more succulent."

Quincunx

2009-06-13, 07:05 AM

It's the "reverence for life" vegetarians who draw the line at eggs, with eggs on either side of the line depending on whether they look at the chicken which continues to live or the egg which dies. Fish-eating vegetarians draw the line at sustainability, saying that animals reared for food take food from the mouths of humans; I am curious about their stance on game but guess it'll be, like eggs, up to the individual. Red-meat-shunning vegetarians I can't understand. That grew out of an advisory to avoid cholesterol where most of the other vegetarian forms are based on ethics.

I'm a meat eater but am very happy that vegetarians have developed bean dishes other than lima beans. The sustainability issue begins to nag at me; I'd rather hog electrical energy and Internet access than food itself.

Fredthefighter

2009-06-13, 07:05 AM

I AM A MAN! MEN EAT BEEF!

If vegans start evangelising at me, I simply retort with "Yes, their cries of pain and sorrow make their still-bloody flesh all the more succulent."

Stick it to 'em! :smallbiggrin:

Nameless, that woman deserves to be slapped with a trout and then have a spoon fired from a crossbow shot at her head.

DamnedIrishman

2009-06-13, 07:06 AM

I'm a meat eater but am very happy that vegetarians have developed bean dishes other than lima beans. The sustainability issue begins to nag at me; I'd rather hog electrical energy and Internet access than food itself.

The best place to be a vegetarian is India. Nobody does better vegetarian food than the peoples of the Indian subcontinent.

Anuan

2009-06-13, 07:06 AM

The cuter something is, the more delicious it is when it is mercilessly slaughtered and devoured. This is why kangaroo is delicious but emu is slightly greasy.

DamnedIrishman

2009-06-13, 07:09 AM

The cuter something is, the more delicious it is when it is mercilessly slaughtered and devoured. This is why kangaroo is delicious but emu is slightly greasy.

You say that, but rabbit is a fairly poor meat. And piping-hot bambi isn't super-special either.
Bison is good. Bison is like beef-venison.

Anuan

2009-06-13, 07:17 AM

I enjoy rabbit. I have had neither venison nor bison, I'm afraid. Also;

Mary had a little lamb
I ate it with mint sauce
Red riding hood then came along
She was the second course.

DamnedIrishman

2009-06-13, 07:19 AM

But what would you say is cuter? Bouncy lambs or snuffly piglets? Because I'd say that snuffly piglets taste a lot better.

Anuan

2009-06-13, 07:22 AM

Nameless

2009-06-13, 07:24 AM

Stick it to 'em! :smallbiggrin:

Nameless, that woman deserves to be slapped with a trout and then have a spoon fired from a crossbow shot at her head.

I LAWL'd. :smallbiggrin:

I like it when they kill the animal slowly. The screams and pain of the animals really adds flavour to the product! :smallsmile:

But in all seriousness, this is my view. Eating mean? Good. I/We usually eat organic meat. Why? Because it tastes better, it's healthier and the animal had a better and more natural life.
Do I agree with intensive/factory farming? Yes and no. I agree with it because we need factory farms to sustain the demand for meat, however- I disagree with some of the methods used in factory farms. A lot of it is unnecessary and wrong in my opinion.
However saying that, although I agree with factory farming, I think it's also kind of silly.
One of the reasons we don't have enough meat is because people are SO GOD DAMN PICKY about what they eat. Most people will only eat a specific animal, and a specific part of that animals. They'll deny anything else simply because it's different or because it's cute. Seriously, I'll ask someone: "Would you eat rabbit?" "No!" "Why not?" "Because it's cute".
Ahh, so it's perfectly okay to kill a cow but not a bunny because it's cute.
Seriously, in the UK we have pigeons, sea gulls, squirrels, foxes and rabbits that for some reason aren't farmed because people are too closed minded to even try them. If you try it and then don't like it, then fine.
But if people would eat different types of meat and different parts of the animals, there would be more to go round and therefore there would be more organic and free range farms. This might even lower the price of organic meat meaning more people would eat better healthier meat.

Eating a wider range of meat > More meat to go round > less pressure on the meat industry > less factory farms and more organic farms > Less tortured and weird mutated animals > Organic meat prices would hopefully go down > More people buying healthier and less fatty meat > Healthier people.

I could be completely wrong of course. :smalltongue:

DamnedIrishman

2009-06-13, 07:25 AM

I'm going to say right now that lamb, on most occasions, tastes a whole lot better than pork. I like bacon, ham's okay, but other than that I only really enjoy roast pork. I like lamb damn-near-everything.

Lamb makes an excellent casserole, but better than a juicy pork chop? Hmm... we'll have to agree to disagree on that one.

You know what I find amusing? Farm animals have hit an evolutionary goldmine: their species is protected by humanity for as long as we breed them to eat. From a purely biological standpoint, they've won. Non-food animals, on the other hand, may go extinct as we use up more of the planet.

Also, if vegans had their way and everyone stopped eating meat, then every single food animal on the planet would be slaughtered. There's no financial incentive to keep them alive. You can't mess with economics.

Anuan

2009-06-13, 07:29 AM

[QUOTE=Nameless;6280701]I LAWL'd. :smallbiggrin:

I like it when they kill the animal slowly. The screams and pain of the animals really adds flavour to the product! :smallsmile:

/QUOTE]

Actually, that causes the meat to become tough.

DI: Lamb chops are far superior to Pork chops. I...dislike cassarole. Lamb mince is superior to pork mince, lamb sausages are superior to pork sausages...Roast pork is superior to roast lamb, however, if purely for the crackling...Juicy, delicious crackling...

Nameless

2009-06-13, 07:29 AM

Also, if vegans had their way and everyone stopped eating meat, then every single food animal on the planet would be slaughtered. There's no financial incentive to keep them alive. You can't mess with economics.

Oh no! Haven't you heard? The animals would be set free! Free into the wild where they will live happily! :smallannoyed:

Okay, so who wants to list the problems with this fantasy?

Actually, that causes the meat to become tough.

There's two types of flavour, physical, and psychological.
I was referring to the psychological. :smallbiggrin:

unstattedCommoner

2009-06-13, 07:31 AM

Oh no! Haven't you heard? The animals would be set free! Free into the wild where they will live happily! :smallannoyed:

Okay, so who wants to list the problems with this fantasy?

We'll end up shooting them as pests because they compete with us for fruits, vegetables and cereal crops?

Nameless

2009-06-13, 07:33 AM

We'll end up shooting them as pests because they compete with us for fruits, vegetables and cereal crops?

No to mention that because a lot for these animals are un-adapted for the wild they would be eaten straight away.
And who's gonna milk the cows? :smalltongue:
Oh, and of course, no one would actually listen to this law. Humans naturaly crave meat, and those who don't want to become vegans would go and hunt these animals. I know I would.

Quincunx

2009-06-13, 07:43 AM

The small meat animals are expensive to buy, also, at least here. For the price of a rabbit I can buy enough beef mince (American usage: ground beef from a mysterious type of shop known as a "butcher") to make the household thoroughly sick of it after a month. The rabbit would also provide bones enough for a small soup stock, but if bones are required, then the equivalent purchase of chicken thighs would also yield much more meat. The pickiness comes into it at that point, since I'm the only one who eats those, and they would last far longer than a month. Pickiness. . .liver. . .anyone know something to do with liver that alters the texture? The taste was fine but the texture I couldn't cope with. Home-made paté, maybe?

DamnedIrishman

2009-06-13, 07:46 AM

Quincunx

2009-06-13, 07:54 AM

So ya'd think, but they seem to be inexplicably rare in the immediate area. I spent enough of my childhood tearing around the yard trying to catch wild rabbits on the grounds that Dad said, "If you can catch one, you can keep it". Boy, was he surprised when my younger sister finally cornered an ill and wounded ex-pet which had been turned loose in the suburbs.

Sub_Zero

2009-06-13, 08:09 AM

I am personally not a vegetarian because I like animals or anything, Hell, if people didn't eat animals surely they'd overrun the world, that'd kinda suck. I'm a vegetarian because my parents are and so that's what I've been all my life. I'm fairly sure my parents became vegetarian purely because it was cheaper to get vegetarian food and ingredients than it was to get meat. No one in our family is vegetarian because they care, we're vegetarian because it's cheaper :smallbiggrin:

Anuan

2009-06-13, 08:11 AM

Lol.
Well, if ever you start getting into meat, do it slowly. Don't just go out and buy a greaseball hamburger, you'll die.

Buy some cheap steak first and stir-fry it :smallbiggrin:

Sub_Zero

2009-06-13, 08:13 AM

Lol.
Well, if ever you start getting into meat, do it slowly. Don't just go out and buy a greaseball hamburger, you'll die.

Buy some cheap steak first and stir-fry it :smallbiggrin:

Yeah, my older brother at uni is starting to eat meat, he even cooked his own a few weeks ago. I think the main problem is having to make sure it's cooked all the way through, so I'd have to be quite thorough

Nameless

2009-06-13, 08:13 AM

DamnedIrishman

2009-06-13, 08:15 AM

Fredthefighter

2009-06-13, 08:17 AM

*Tempts you with a cheeze burger" :smalltongue:

Nameless. :smallannoyed:
Cheezeburgerz are for eating, not tempting "vegetarians". :smalltongue:

Anuan

2009-06-13, 08:28 AM

DamnedIrishman

2009-06-13, 08:29 AM

It's like sex, but your mouth is having it :smallbiggrin:

There's a word for that sort of thing, y'know...

Nameless

2009-06-13, 08:30 AM

I enjoy my steak well done but still juicy, or medium-well done. Either is fine, and delicious. Having cheese melted over it, with some fried onions, on a thickly buttered sandwhich? It's like sex, but your mouth is having it :smallbiggrin:

I like the Hard Rock Cafe burgers.

http://www.fivediamondhospitality.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/burger1.jpg

*mega drools*

Thufir

2009-06-13, 08:32 AM

Yeah, my older brother at uni is starting to eat meat, he even cooked his own a few weeks ago. I think the main problem is having to make sure it's cooked all the way through, so I'd have to be quite thorough

Wait, you're vegetarian because it's cheaper, and your brother is now starting to eat meat at uni? That... doesn't make sense.
"Oh, I must continue being vegetarian at home, to save my parents' money, but now I'm an impoverished student I can buy the more expensive things!"

Yeah. Given the cost, I'm considering going at least closer to vegetarian when I move out. I'm stingy.

Anuan

2009-06-13, 08:33 AM

I like the Hard Rock Cafe burgers.

http://www.fivediamondhospitality.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/burger1.jpg

*mega drools*

*removes tomato, replaces crappy pre-sliced american cheese with decent australian cheddar. Devours ravenously.*

I love the fact it's in a real, bread bun. Not a sugar-job like McDonalds or whatever, with their McPowdery McChemical meat :smallfurious:

Mr. Mud

2009-06-13, 08:38 AM

Has anyone had the Bacon-a-tor? Oh. Ehm. Gee. It's so atrociously good... but instead of french fired, it should come with a side of Advil :smallwink:.

Fredthefighter

2009-06-13, 09:51 AM

Has anyone had the Bacon-a-tor? Oh. Ehm. Gee. It's so atrociously good... but instead of french fired, it should come with a side of Advil :smallwink:.

What's a Bacon-a-tor?

Sub_Zero

2009-06-13, 09:55 AM

Wait, you're vegetarian because it's cheaper, and your brother is now starting to eat meat at uni? That... doesn't make sense.
"Oh, I must continue being vegetarian at home, to save my parents' money, but now I'm an impoverished student I can buy the more expensive things!"

Yeah. Given the cost, I'm considering going at least closer to vegetarian when I move out. I'm stingy.

I don't think he's eating meat all that often. It's just sorta.....he just can eat it now since he's moved out the house and doesn't have to eat food that our parents cook anymore

DamnedIrishman

2009-06-13, 09:57 AM

Has anyone had the Bacon-a-tor? Oh. Ehm. Gee. It's so atrociously good... but instead of french fired, it should come with a side of Advil :smallwink:.

Is a Bacon-a-tor as good as an ultimate bacon sandwich (http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/bacon/), or a bacon cheese baconburger? (http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/bcb/)
Cholestoriffic!

EDIT: And let's not forget bacon cereal (http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/cereal/), of course.

Mr. Mud

2009-06-13, 09:57 AM

What's a Bacon-a-tor?

Sacrilege! Hail thee, infidels. Alas. THE BACON-AT-TOR:

http://www.junkfoodnews.net/baconator.JPG

Fredthefighter

2009-06-13, 10:00 AM

Sacrilege! Hail thee, infidels. Alas. THE BACON-AT-TOR:

http://www.junkfoodnews.net/baconator.JPG

So much friggin' bacon. It's just waiting to clog your arteries with cholesterol. :smalltongue::smallbiggrin:

Mr. Mud

2009-06-13, 10:02 AM

So much friggin' bacon. It's just waiting to clog your arteries with cholesterol. :smalltongue::smallbiggrin:

Hence the Advil :smalltongue:.

Bacon... Gahhhhh. :smalltongue:.

DamnedIrishman

2009-06-13, 10:03 AM

Sacrilege! Hail thee, infidels. Alas. THE BACON-AT-TOR:

http://www.junkfoodnews.net/baconator.JPG

Why would you waste perfectly good bacon by serving it with mushy burgers and gooey noncheese?

Mr. Mud

2009-06-13, 10:06 AM

Why would you waste perfectly good bacon by serving it with mushy burgers and gooey noncheese?

Not sure. So good though :smalltongue:.

Wendy's is the most... 'real' and I use the term loosely of the big 3 fast food chains... and they have the Baconator Jingle...

Bacon Bacon Beef Bacon Beef! *clap* Bacon Bacon Beef Bacon Beef! *clap* Bacon Bacon Beef Bacon Beef! *clap* :smalltongue:.

wadledo

2009-06-13, 10:07 AM

Why would you waste perfectly good bacon by serving it with mushy burgers and gooey noncheese?

QFT.

And while I love bacon as much as the next vegetarian, that bacon cereal looked really good.

Mr. Mud

2009-06-13, 10:10 AM

QFT.

And while I love bacon as much as the next vegetarian, that bacon cereal looked really good.

I'd look a lot better if there was less blue cheese... like JUST enough to get a dab on each piece but not so that you got smothered clumps.

DamnedIrishman

2009-06-13, 10:19 AM

I'd look a lot better if there was less blue cheese... like JUST enough to get a dab on each piece but not so that you got smothered clumps.

Indeed. What he should've done was to cut the medallions out of a pound of back bacon, quartered the pieces and used blue cheese for a dip.

Voila, bacon nachos!

Anuan

2009-06-13, 10:46 AM

IT IS NEARLY TWO AM HERE AND I AM BASICALLY DRUNK ON TIREDNESS AND DEPRESSION AND WOULD LIKE TO USE MY SUBSEQUENT LACK OF INHIBITION TO TELL EVERYONE HERE THAT THEY ARE WONDERFUL PEOPLE.

Except Nameless.
He's merely exceptional.

Fredthefighter

2009-06-13, 10:56 AM

Quincunx

2009-06-13, 10:59 AM

It was so much easier to be uninhibited in a warmer climate. By uninhibited, I of course mean naked.

Anuan

2009-06-13, 11:04 AM

I'm currently naked AND uninhibited.
Go Australia, even if it is winter. *Loves his huge blanket, even if it does have planets and aliums on it*

KilltheToy

2009-06-13, 11:09 AM

Sacrilege! Hail thee, infidels. Alas. THE BACON-AT-TOR:

http://www.junkfoodnews.net/baconator.JPG

BACON! IT'S BACON! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CErapf79rqM)

I see your Bacon-at-or and raise you one Monster Thickburger. I want one, but there's a distinct lack of Hardees where I live :smallfrown:.
http://www.danieldrezner.com/archives/thickburger.jpg

Fredthefighter

2009-06-13, 11:10 AM

It was so much easier to be uninhibited in a warmer climate. By uninhibited, I of course mean naked.

Did this conversation get awkward really fast or is it just me? :smallamused:

Mr. Mud

2009-06-13, 11:15 AM

BACON! IT'S BACON! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CErapf79rqM)

I see your Bacon-at-or and raise you one Monster Thickburger. I want one, but there's a distinct lack of Hardees where I live :smallfrown:.
http://www.danieldrezner.com/archives/thickburger.jpg

Pst. There's nothing in a the spoiler. :smallwink:. OH okay, NOW there is.

DraPrime

2009-06-13, 11:53 AM

I'm currently naked AND uninhibited.
Go Australia, even if it is winter. *Loves his huge blanket, even if it does have planets and aliums on it*

Ah, posting while naked. Something that I enjoy regularly.

wadledo

2009-06-13, 12:05 PM

Ah, posting while naked. Something that I enjoy regularly.

Don't enjoy it too much, or they'll make a law against it.

*Enjoys his self imposed cynicism*

Fredthefighter

2009-06-13, 12:15 PM

Ah, posting while naked. Something that I enjoy regularly.

That is both disturbing and frightening. Mainly as to why you would do that, but I'm quite sure that I don't want to know, no matter how good your intentions for that are.

DraPrime

2009-06-13, 12:24 PM

That is both disturbing and frightening. Mainly as to why you would do that, but I'm quite sure that I don't want to know, no matter how good your intentions for that are.

Is "it's fun" a good enough reason?

Fredthefighter

2009-06-13, 12:31 PM

Is "it's fun" a good enough reason?

Pretty much.

DraPrime

2009-06-13, 12:34 PM

Pretty much.

Alright then. Well I recommend that you try it out.

Fredthefighter

2009-06-13, 12:38 PM

Alright then. Well I recommend that you try it out.

Maybe I will.
Maybe now, maybe later, maybe never. You'll never know.
:smalltongue:

Quincunx

2009-06-13, 01:04 PM

Nameless

2009-06-13, 01:14 PM

*Removes clothes and burns them*
BWOHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! O_e

Fredthefighter

2009-06-13, 01:56 PM

Sometimes, it's good to have a physical reminder not to try to hide yourself, or was it a reminder that you may think you're hiding yourself but not fooling a soul? Either way, nekkidness is symbolic and also, if you're in a climate which gets above 30 C, comfy. Caps lock freedom isn't so relaxing.

Whatever happens, I keep my pants and socks on. I don't think my mother/sister would be very pleased if they walked into my room and I was naked.
*Shudders*

Alleine

2009-06-13, 02:10 PM

I find it mildly amusing that the thread went from talking about burgers to nudity.

I love RB :smallbiggrin:

DraPrime

2009-06-13, 02:15 PM

Whatever happens, I keep my pants and socks on. I don't think my mother/sister would be very pleased if they walked into my room and I was naked.
*Shudders*

But that's the perfect opportunity to show of your naked-dancing moves to someone!

Nameless

2009-06-13, 02:17 PM

I find it mildly amusing that the thread went from talking about burgers to nudity.

I love RB :smallbiggrin:

Hawt. (http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/norwegian-metal-head-1.jpg)
(NSFW...ish)

Fredthefighter

2009-06-13, 02:23 PM

But that's the perfect opportunity to show of your naked-dancing moves to someone!

Dragonprime, I don't think you're quite grasping the key words here. Those words being MOTHER and SISTER. Not the people I really want to be completely nude in front of. :smallyuk:

And Nameless, that deserves another :smallyuk: but also a :smallcool:

DraPrime

2009-06-13, 03:43 PM

Dragonprime, I don't think you're quite grasping the key words here. Those words being MOTHER and SISTER. Not the people I really want to be completely nude in front of. :smallyuk:

And Nameless, that deserves another :smallyuk: but also a :smallcool:

Please, your mother gave birth to you. She's seen everything that you've got. And I'm sure your sister will not fail to point out any flaws in your naked-dance moves.

Hawt. (http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/norwegian-metal-head-1.jpg)
(NSFW...ish)

I want to unsee it, but I can't. :smalleek:

Coidzor

2009-06-13, 03:50 PM

Buy good beef, and you can eat it raw. Problem deliciously solved! Nomnomnom.

This. Is. A. Horrible. Suggestion. And. Idea. Do not eat undercooked ground beef. Actually, just don't raw meat. :smallannoyed:

Wait, you're vegetarian because it's cheaper, and your brother is now starting to eat meat at uni? That... doesn't make sense.
"Oh, I must continue being vegetarian at home, to save my parents' money, but now I'm an impoverished student I can buy the more expensive things!"

Yeah. Given the cost, I'm considering going at least closer to vegetarian when I move out. I'm stingy.

If it's an american university, odds are it still has a cafeteria of sorts which basically acts as a buffet. As far as I know, it still requires more effort on the part of vegetarians and vegans to get their nutritional needs out of such a setup than for more omnivorous people. Except in rare cases where the university actually has a good vegan option.

Anyway, by going on a meal plan it's possible that it's cheapest and easiest for said older brother to eat in the cafeteria where meat is easily available for the price of admittance.

Whatever happens, I keep my pants and socks on. I don't think my mother/sister would be very pleased if they walked into my room and I was naked.
*Shudders*

But that would teach them not to walk into your room unannounced...:smallwink: Besides, it's not like it's anything they haven't seen before.... or that you'd be giving them a 6 inch salute....

Fredthefighter

2009-06-13, 03:54 PM

But that would teach them not to walk into your room unannounced...:smallwink: Besides, it's not like it's anything they haven't seen before.... or that you'd be giving them a 6 inch salute....

I still would like to keep my private parts private.

Dragonprime, I can understand about my mother, but dancing naked in front of my sister is not a savoury thought.

Nameless

2009-06-13, 04:09 PM

I am COMPLETELY NAKED!

Fredthefighter

2009-06-13, 04:16 PM

I am COMPLETELY NAKED!

Thanks Nameless, now I'm going to have nightmares tonight. :smallsigh::smalltongue:
*Shudders a little*

Jack Squat

2009-06-13, 04:18 PM

I am COMPLETELY NAKED!

How do we know you're not lying?

Alleine

2009-06-13, 04:21 PM

I am COMPLETELY NAKED!

Pics or it didn't happen.

unstattedCommoner

2009-06-13, 04:22 PM

Pics or it didn't happen.

No pictures and we can all pretend it didn't happen.

Nameless

2009-06-13, 04:23 PM

Pics or it didn't happen.

No. :smalleek:
Anyway, I only naked because I was getting changed.

Alleine

2009-06-13, 04:24 PM

Awwww... :smalltongue:

Its ok, I was kidding anyway. OR WAS I? No, I totally was.

Fredthefighter

2009-06-13, 04:29 PM

No pictures and we can all pretend it didn't happen.

My mind is saved. :smallbiggrin:
*Thanks the high heavens for the benevolent gift*

Coidzor

2009-06-13, 04:34 PM

Well, I'm even more naked because I just shaved off my body hair. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The fact that you don't have any disqualifies you from not having it counting as lacking a layer!

In other news. Have you considered just lounging around in your skivvies once the day is done, Fred? That's the next best thing to naked time, and will serve to get your sister to stop bothering you without having to risk her gawking at your nethers.

Thufir

2009-06-13, 04:35 PM

I am COMPLETELY NAKED!

Hawt. :smalltongue:

Fredthefighter

2009-06-13, 04:35 PM

Quincunx

2009-06-13, 04:41 PM

No pictures and we can all pretend it didn't happen.

Wuss and/or heterosexual. There is very little wrong with having a nekkid man around the place. The "very little" is the rule even more strict than "looky, no touchy". Wait, what does "pants" mean in this context? That's one of those terms of clothing which. . .changes depending on what side of the pond you're on. . .is it? I am not posting the U.S. term for what I think was the Australian term "bum bag" before you Britlanders go to bed.

Sub_Zero

2009-06-13, 04:43 PM

This. Is. A. Horrible. Suggestion. And. Idea. Do not eat undercooked ground beef. Actually, just don't raw meat. :smallannoyed:

If it's an american university, odds are it still has a cafeteria of sorts which basically acts as a buffet. As far as I know, it still requires more effort on the part of vegetarians and vegans to get their nutritional needs out of such a setup than for more omnivorous people. Except in rare cases where the university actually has a good vegan option.

Anyway, by going on a meal plan it's possible that it's cheapest and easiest for said older brother to eat in the cafeteria where meat is easily available for the price of admittance.

But that would teach them not to walk into your room unannounced...:smallwink: Besides, it's not like it's anything they haven't seen before.... or that you'd be giving them a 6 inch salute....

It is an English university and he went self-catered. He shares a kitchen with 5 other guys I believe.

People always knock when my door is closed. Then again, having it closed is a sign that I want them to knock since I usually have it open

As for nekkid stories: I once had to answer the door to the house almost naked. I was in the shower when someone started knocking on the door to deliver something (I didn't know that was why they were knocking at the time). But I had to get out the shower, put on a bath robe and answer the door while still naked under the bath robe and still wet. He was probably more embarrassed than I was though

Fredthefighter

2009-06-13, 04:46 PM

Wuss and/or heterosexual. There is very little wrong with having a nekkid man around the place. The "very little" is the rule even more strict than "looky, no touchy". Wait, what does "pants" mean in this context? That's one of those terms of clothing which. . .changes depending on what side of the pond you're on. . .is it? I am not posting the U.S. term for what I think was the Australian term "bum bag" before you Britlanders go to bed.

I was using the word in the British context, by which I meant underpants, or in this case, boxer shorts.

Sub_Zero

2009-06-13, 04:48 PM

Wuss and/or heterosexual. There is very little wrong with having a nekkid man around the place. The "very little" is the rule even more strict than "looky, no touchy". Wait, what does "pants" mean in this context? That's one of those terms of clothing which. . .changes depending on what side of the pond you're on. . .is it? I am not posting the U.S. term for what I think was the Australian term "bum bag" before you Britlanders go to bed.

I don't think I've ever heard it referred to as a bum bag, and I live in Britain. Have I been deprived of an awesome word for underwear all these years?:smalleek:

Thufir

2009-06-13, 04:50 PM

I don't think I've ever heard it referred to as a bum bag, and I live in Britain. Have I been deprived of an awesome word for underwear all these years?:smalleek:

No, a bum bag is something else americans don't use the right name for.
Can't remember what they call them off the top of my head...

Sub_Zero

2009-06-13, 04:51 PM

No, a bum bag is something else americans don't use the right name for.
Can't remember what they call them off the top of my head...

Are they the things you strap round your waist that are like a pouch. I always thoght those were called bum bags

Edit @\/: That's what I mean

unstattedCommoner

2009-06-13, 04:52 PM

I don't think I've ever heard it referred to as a bum bag, and I live in Britain. Have I been deprived of an awesome word for underwear all these years?:smalleek:

No, it's one of these (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_pack), and here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny) is a helpful disambiguation page.

Coidzor

2009-06-13, 04:53 PM

Should I be concerned about long, thin (about 3/4 of a pencil's width), purple-ish with a tinge of red lines on the inside of my thigh extending a bit more than half the length of my upper leg from my hip-joint to about three inches from my knee-joint? It's a broken line but all parallel to my leg's vertical alignment.

I didn't really notice them under all the hair before.... :smalleek:

Alleine

2009-06-13, 04:58 PM

@Coid: I'm going to go with yes. That doesn't sound normal, or healthy.

Alteran

2009-06-13, 05:05 PM

It could just be an oddly-shaped bruise, but I'm not sure how you'd get one like that.

Xsesiv

2009-06-13, 05:08 PM

Depends whether you have recently been struck hard in the inner leg with a red-hot poker.

Also, you're damn perceptive.

Recaiden

2009-06-13, 05:12 PM

Thanks Nameless, now I'm going to have nightmares tonight. :smallsigh::smalltongue:
*Shudders a little*

Just think of how girlish he looks. Or that might just make it worse...

Quincunx

2009-06-13, 05:14 PM

Your skin's been stretched past its elasticity. Not sure what could have done it so low on the leg, though. It'll fade.

Coidzor

2009-06-13, 05:28 PM

Indeed, since I've only accumulated any fat in my abdomen. How odd. Most of them do feel like they're more shallow than the surrounding skin though.

...And it's not like I have a whole lot of reason to examine my body closely, especially since I only recently shaved the leg in direct response to Nameless's post about being naked.

...Yay! Now I'm bleeding from the exercise.

Dragonrider

2009-06-13, 05:40 PM

You people...:smallsigh: :smallamused:

Nameless

2009-06-13, 05:44 PM

Quincunx

2009-06-13, 06:20 PM

Not strenuous exercise, the exercise of rights, the right to excise need not be strenuous nor stentorian! Say I? I shouldn't. Have been stentorian quite enough on the subject.

I can leave prints, a print at a time, like the tracks of ungulates I've never heard of before cracking open that encyclopedia which thoughtfully included the tracks yet contained no description of the animal! Shoddy fact-checking Disney, very shoddy indeed! The encyclopedia outlived its companion educational program!

Why was carbolic acid sold at pharmacies back when you call them druggists for their stocking of basic (that's fundamental, not alkaline) chemicals and chemists who knew how to mix them to best effect? Corrosive! Was the hypochlorite not enough?

Coidzor

2009-06-13, 07:15 PM

Wait, what?

I cut myself open while shaving my self in order to compete with your nakedness. And found out that I have strange markings on my skin that were covered up by the fur.

And when I get fat it all happens on my tummy and boobs.

DamnedIrishman

2009-06-13, 08:33 PM

This. Is. A. Horrible. Suggestion. And. Idea. Do not eat undercooked ground beef. Actually, just don't raw meat. :smallannoyed:

Obviously you've never had a blue steak. I never said anything about ground beef, I was talking about a nice bit o' rump.

Speaking of a nice bit o' rump, time to get naked too! SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

Coidzor

2009-06-13, 08:37 PM

Hmm, no, never heard of blue steak. Though I've heard of steak tartar...:smallamused:

Must've misread your post, because I could've sworn you said 'ground beef' :smalleek:

DamnedIrishman

2009-06-13, 08:46 PM

Must've misread your post, because I could've sworn you said 'ground beef' :smalleek:

I don't think so...

Buy good beef, and you can eat it raw. Problem deliciously solved! Nomnomnom.

If you don't like your dinner going 'moo', I'd advise you never ordered a rare steak in France. They cook beef properly there.

Rutskarn

2009-06-13, 11:47 PM

Obviously you've never had a blue steak. I never said anything about ground beef, I was talking about a nice bit o' rump.

Speaking of a nice bit o' rump, time to get naked too! SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

It's always naked time in Rutsville.

Which is why I usually eschew laptops.

Phase

2009-06-13, 11:51 PM

If you don't like your dinner going 'moo', I'd advise you never ordered a rare steak in France. They cook beef properly there.

And avoid Milliways.

Rutskarn, is Rutsville the capital of Rutskarnia?

Rutskarn

2009-06-13, 11:59 PM

And avoid Milliways.

Rutskarn, is Rutsville the capital of Rutskarnia?

No, but it is the most bustling metropolis.

The capital is Squirreltown, with some offices in FunkyVille USA.

...

Yes, there is a town called Funkyville USA in Rutskarnia. Not like they have a copyright on it or anything.

Phase

2009-06-14, 12:01 AM

On a not at all related note, does anyone know a cure for insomnia? And no suggesting chloroform, I'm saving mine.

Rutskarn

2009-06-14, 12:03 AM

On a niot at all related note, does anyone know a cure for insomnia? And no suggesting chloroform, I'm saving mine.

Chloroform Well, I'm all out of ideas.

Anuan

2009-06-14, 12:06 AM

Chloro-
...
Sleeping pills?
Two hundred reverse-crunches?

celtois

2009-06-14, 12:08 AM

Knocking oneself out... Seems to work for me when I can't sleep.. (More often then not it's accidental silly bonk beds)

Phase

2009-06-14, 12:09 AM

Chloro-
...
Sleeping pills?
Two hundred reverse-crunches?

I could dose myself with Melatonin, but I would prefer not to, and it's been so long since I last exercised, I'm not actually sure I could do one reverse-crunch.
P.S. Love the Daisy Owl quote in your sig.

Coidzor

2009-06-14, 12:11 AM

Warm milk?

Room temperature chocolate milk?

Going for a ten minute, leisurely walk?

Get a sleeping mask and force yourself to wear it and think about an image rather than anything else like words or events for 10 minutes while lying in a dark room?

Suffocate yourself using only your bare hands in such a way that you can no longer block your air supply upon losing consciousness? [Warning: Not Recommended for actual at home. Try it in your DND campaign today though.]

Some warm water in a mug, not tea-hot or anything, but enough that it helps?

Fill some plastic bottles with hot water from the tap or kettle(after it's cooled for a bit so that spilling any won't cause 2nd degree burns), seal 'em, and place them into your bed about 20 minutes before you get into it?

Turn off the computer when you get up to brush your teeth for the night and go from there?

Phase

2009-06-14, 12:15 AM

I'm gonna resort to several of Coid's suggestions at once. If I don't post again they've worked. If I then continue to not post again for a week then they've worked too well.

Coidzor

2009-06-14, 12:26 AM

Wait! Does this mean that if Phase doesn't come back... I'll... I'll... get XP!?

Hmm....I am intrigued...

Rutskarn

2009-06-14, 12:31 AM

Wait! Does this mean that if Phase doesn't come back... I'll... I'll... get XP!?

Hmm....I am intrigued...

Meh. Better than Vista, to be sure.

FoE

2009-06-14, 01:44 AM

I was at a triathlon today. Or rather, I took pictures for a newspaper of traithlon athletes as they ran past me. Taking pictures of people exercising is like exercising, right?

This was sort of a low-scale triathlon; the participants didn't have to run up mountains or swim across rivers or anything. Just a few laps in the pool, over a dozen kilometres by bike and a few kilometres running. Sort of a triathlon for "the common man." (I actually at least one group of fortysomething less-than-in-peak-physical-condition soccer moms who thought they'd try it out.)

Still, there were some hard-core triathloners (is that right?) out there, accumulating points for some provincial competition thing. Anyhoo, if you ever find yourself in a triathlon, there's a method you can use to spot the rookies and newcomers from the die-hards: their outfits.

Most of the die-hards wear just enough to not get arrested. There was a lot of beefcake, both male and female, on display of the streets of the town where I live. An old guy pushing seventy running down the street in Speedos? All my four eyes were emitting little wisps of smoke.

The absolute worst get-up I saw was the plunging V-neck jumpsuits on a few dudes. As in kneel-before-Zod plunging V-neck jumpsuits. NOT A GOOD LOOK.

shazza95

2009-06-14, 01:58 AM

:smalleek:
the old guy thing just put an incredibly disturbing image in my head.
thanks mate.
(sarcasm)
but it probably wasn't as bad as when we went for a walk on the beach and a really old fat guy ran past topless.
im not skinny myself but at least i dont do anything like that!

:yuk:

Anuan

2009-06-14, 02:03 AM

triathloners (is that right?)

Triathletes, buddy :smalltongue:

Coidzor

2009-06-14, 02:24 AM

DamnedIrishman

2009-06-14, 05:45 AM

Edit: Is it just me or do people who use "goddess" instead of "god" as a curseword have quite the tendency to seem like they're trying to be pretentious?

Not as much as those who shout:
"OH! RANDOM FLUCTUATIONS IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM!"

Sub_Zero

2009-06-14, 05:58 AM

Fredthefighter

2009-06-14, 06:10 AM

Bla. Cycling=not as fun as it used to be. My heart felt like it would burst through my chest afterwards. Why is it that I'm less healthy than I used to be 6 years ago when I was still a child :smallfrown:

On the upside, if I'm tired now I must be doing something right and it'll only serve to make me healthier :smallbiggrin:

I just don't cycle. I don't dislike it, but I don't like it either. Sort of a mutual agreement between me and my bike, I don't go near it and it doesn't go near me.

Quincunx

2009-06-14, 06:38 AM

Ahhh yes.... Kneel before Zod! Lie down before Zod! Lift your legs before Zod! One before Zod! Two before Zod!

hehehehe... That was some good times.

Edit: Is it just me or do people who use "goddess" instead of "god" as a curseword have quite the tendency to seem like they're trying to be pretentious?

It's going multisyllabic that sounds pretentious in English. That's why the current censored words are censored--they're mostly single syllables. That's also why speakers of other languages can't figure out why we're so unoriginal in our verbal abuse. As far as blasphemy goes, I figure if I'm going to offend a deity, I'm going to do it up right. More than that, if I know Mr. "for a bunch of atheists, you sure appeal to God a lot" is within earshot, I aim for a saint instead, with extra details. Complaints about the space-time continuum are valid in a few select areas (Sanctus Seru, Direwind Cliffs, Meldrath's Majestic Mansion, a few other zones in EQ) where problems with it exist.

Jimorian

2009-06-14, 07:38 AM

It's always naked time in Rutsville.

Which is why I usually eschew laptops.

I think it's the laptops that may be doing the eschewing. :smalleek:

CurlyKitGirl

2009-06-14, 09:56 AM

Burgers to nakedness to swearing and cursing?
Strange.

When I curse I tend to be a bit more original, or certainly geeky.
I use Shakespeare, sometimes obscure ones, sometimes not. My goal is to memorise the long cursing scene in King Lear where Kent is swearing at Oswald: "Thou whoreson zed, thou nothing letter . . . thou mangy son and heir of a mongrel dog" etcetera because it's just fantastic.
Oftentimes I'll use a mixture of 'fictional' or ancient gods/demons. That's especially fun when I use about five or six well known/obscure demons.
Or I'll just swear/insult/curse them using a mixture of everything while ranting at them.

Being well read is fun and one should display it perfectly when it comes to insults and/or swearing vengeace upon people and/or cursing them to the ninth generation.

ION:
I'm finishing off a long overdue story here, and I'm scaring myself with it. And I'm trying my hardest to fit in some lyrical descriptions too.
I don't know how I can imagine these things. I actually creeped myself out when rereading it.
Well, back to work!

Fredthefighter

2009-06-14, 10:08 AM

Phase

2009-06-14, 10:09 AM

The man's eyes opened. He sat straight up, the bed beneath him expelling what appeared to be enough dust to smother a large mouse, or was it just a small rat? Regardless, he tossed the deceased rodent aside and slipped off the rotting mattress.

He reached up to rub the morning from his eyes and stood up. He fell down again. He looked at his legs, in horror: they were reduced to almost twig-like entities, the muscle being nearly eaten away. He scrambled to get on his feet again, grabbing onto a mounted Katana for balance.

He stumbled through the house, dust rising from the carpet as he walked. He gabbed a bookshelf on his way into the kitchen, but let go to clasp his nose. The room beyond greeted him with a smell so foul he could only classify it as "Holy mother of what the crap." He plugged his nose and hurried on. A carton of chocolate milk sat on the counter, a prostrate bottle of pills nearby.

The man ran.

He dared not believe what the evidence suggested, he ran out into the street. The cars were empty, the sounds of birds filled the air, not a soul walked down broadway. He turned and ran down towards the river, surely someone would be across the way?

He found no one. Boats clogged the river. He felt shaky and sat on a piece of debris. "Debris?" he thought. He jumped up and stared at his seat. It was a large, green, metallic spike. He looked a ways north, a large green foot. He looked a ways south, a large green head.

"No," he cried, his voice hoarse. He grabbed at his face, now a mass of facial hair. "No," he cried again, "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

---------------

Coidzor, this is my story. You did this to me with your sleep-aid. You have destroyed everything, and I blame you.

CurlyKitGirl

2009-06-14, 10:29 AM

*giggles*
Excellent! You should write more. Shame about the statue thingy though.

My story progresses well, I'm hoping the dialogue conveys just how lucidly crazy these people are.

Sub_Zero

2009-06-14, 10:31 AM

*snip*
---------------

Coidzor, this is my story. You did this to me with your sleep-aid. You have destroyed everything, and I blame you.

But..but...It's been less than a day.....how exactly has he done any of this. Or is it just a preview of what's to come. Some kind of example of what could potentially happen.

Dirk Kris

2009-06-14, 11:04 AM

I just want to go on record as saying this and making it absolutely clear.

Having lunch with a group of family/friends and then bowling is fun!

Unless...

Said lunch is Mexican food and the elder family members decide that they are old/dignified/justified enough to unleash their gas upon the rest of us.

Wrong, in so many ways. Mostly because the overhead fan was not working. And we were trapped.

Dragonrider

2009-06-14, 11:21 AM

Dirky...please don't put that in my head. :smalltongue:

Also: I'm going to Wales tomorrow. :smallbiggrin:

Phase

2009-06-14, 11:22 AM

But..but...It's been less than a day.....how exactly has he done any of this. Or is it just a preview of what's to come. Some kind of example of what could potentially happen.

You are in a claustrophobic, but still ornate and rather appealing, brown room. A large leather chair sits in the corner, facing a television perched rather precariously on a desk. A small, nasally looking man pops up from behind the desk, a tangle of wires grasped firmly in his pale hands. His grey hair still clings to the sides of his head, although by the look of it very reluctantly.

"Oh! Why hello, friends! I'm Doctor Science!" he states in a somewhat singsong voice, "Pardon me, I'm just stealing my neighbor's cable! It can wait."

Doctor Science drops the wires, brushes some dust from his white labcoat, and adjusts his polkadot bowtie. He beckons you forward through an open window, across a small lawn, through a thick shrubbery, and down through a small window into the basement of another house. This basement is claustrophobic and brown in a much less pleasant manner than the previous room. A small, unmade bed sit in the corner. Papers are strewn across a majority of the surfaces.

"Now, I've been hearing some confusion regarding the ability for several decades to pass over one night in a dramatic piece of work," he squirrels, ruffling through some papers. "The answer," he continues, "can be drawn from many sources."

He picks up a small box, and riffles through it, as though searching for something. "Now where is that blasted remote..." he mutters rhetorically, "Aha! Here it is!" He produces a small remote, consisting of what looks to be a garage door opener, several yards of duct tape, and a bent spatula.

He presses the button and a projector flickers on in the corner of the basement. An image is displayed on the opposite wall, covering a map of India and a table of elements, on which several notes are written along the lines of "I found it first" and "The atomic weight is smaller!!!"

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii173/Guanlong93/TimeDilation.png

"Now," Doctor Science begins, "when taking into account the dilation effect of sleep itself alone, there's no way any sort of story such as this could take place in the time specified. It is only when accounting for the dilation of plot elements that the truth becomes clear." He gestures towards a pile of movies and video games. No DVD players, game systems, or computers are evident in the room. "Take for example dynamic media. There's no way the events of Star Wars took place in just two hours. For maximum enjoyment, time collapses in upon itself at times. The only casualty in this case is Phase's sanity."

He presses the button again. The projection flickers and fades. "Oh, blasted thing, I should just get a new one..." The doctor mutters.

"David!" a shrill voice echos from above. Doctor Science sighs, "Yes mother?" he replies. "I hope you aren't explaining dramatic time dilation down there!" The voice grates upon your eardrums similarly to a cheesegrater upon a piece of chalk.

Doctor Science is at the foot of the steps now, screaming up at his mother to mind her own business. You take this opportunity to sneak out the window through which you entered. "Wait!" cries Doctor Science behind you, "I haven't even gotten to Fifth Dimensional Dramatic Bedtime Rift theory yet!" You scramble out the window and hightail it out of there. "Don't leave me here with my mother! I need human contact! You haven't heard the end of this! I'll get you..."

His voice trails off as you get farther away. You wish you had b=never asked in the first place.

---------

Happy?

Fredthefighter

2009-06-14, 11:26 AM

Dirky...please don't put that in my head. :smalltongue:

Also: I'm going to Wales tomorrow. :smallbiggrin:

Awesome. *Changes location of teleportation relay to Wales* :smallbiggrin:

Dirk, that is both cool and disgusting at the same time.

Sub_Zero

2009-06-14, 12:47 PM

Happy?

It'll have to do

Rutskarn

2009-06-14, 01:48 PM

It'll have to do

Difficult-to-please rube.

cycoris

2009-06-14, 05:35 PM

Coidzor

2009-06-14, 05:56 PM

Now to figure out what the CR on Western Civillization/New York City is......

1. What did you play as, Sissy? Also, Glad to hear you're back and enjoying yourself.

Dirky...please don't put that in my head.

2. Who's putting WHAT into DEARY!? :smalleek:

Recaiden

2009-06-14, 07:42 PM

Oh, good old playground. I've been horrifically absent these past few days.

Will you ever forgive me?

However, I have been writing a lot, took the ACT yesterday and played DnD for the first time ever today, so at least I can say that I haven't totally abandoned everything that we here hold dear.

So, what's been going on recently?

Of course we forgive you Yvri. Though you were missed.

I was taking the ACT too. With Writing.:smallfrown:

So how was DnD? Did you have many people, etc?

Boo and Mordokai left, without explanation, but Boo came back to explain. :frown:
There was a tornado here that knocked out my power.
Everyone has been celebrating the summer.
Erfworld Book 1 ended.
We're using xkcd avatars.
I spent over an hour trying to delete my corrupt prefs.js file.:smallsigh:

@Coid: Just thoughts, not even dangerous ones.

cycoris

2009-06-14, 08:19 PM

1. What did you play as, Sissy? Also, Glad to hear you're back and enjoying yourself.

Hoo-man fiter.

Of course we forgive you Yvri. Though you were missed.

I was taking the ACT too. With Writing.:smallfrown:

So how was DnD? Did you have many people, etc?

Boo and Mordokai left, without explanation, but Boo came back to explain. :frown:
There was a tornado here that knocked out my power.
Everyone has been celebrating the summer.
Erfworld Book 1 ended.
We're using xkcd avatars.
I spent over an hour trying to delete my corrupt prefs.js file.:smallsigh:

Yays, I was missed!

I took it with writing too, and the essay question was stooooopid.

DnD was fun, we have four peeps, but DeeRee just abandoned us for two weeks to go to Wales. :smalljealous:

Sounds eventful.

Hell Puppi

2009-06-14, 08:21 PM

I was thinking of starting a blog from the perspective of an insane robot who just wants to destroy all of humanity....but kind of gets caught up in movies and TV shows and gets angry at 'robot stereotypes'.
Kind of like the red robot from Diesel Sweeties?
The only problem would be not 'if I get tired of doing it' but 'when I would get tired of doing it'.
I would call it 'Typical Fleshbags' :smalltongue:

Phase

2009-06-14, 09:07 PM

Okay, I have test tomorrow, so wish me luck sleeping tonight. If I end up like last night, I dunno what will happen.

And Coidzor, no helping.

Rutskarn

2009-06-15, 12:34 AM

Sleep well, good Phase, and a choir of angels brutally beat thee until you are at rest.

Fredthefighter

2009-06-15, 05:28 AM

Hoo-man fiter.

The only you could've played a better character is if you had played a dwarf. :smalltongue:
Dwarves FTW!
:biggrin:

Yays, I was missed!

I took it with writing too, and the essay question was stooooopid.

DnD was fun, we have four peeps, but DeeRee just abandoned us for two weeks to go to Wales. :smalljealous:

Sounds eventful.

Of course you were missed. Why wouldn't you be? *Huggles*
And it was eventful. Although it seems like the playground is losing a lot of good people lately.

Phase

2009-06-15, 05:29 AM

Update! I couldn't sleep until one in the morning, cause a roach has been skittering about since midnight. I'm spraying poison around right now, kill the little bastard.

Fredthefighter

2009-06-15, 05:36 AM

Update! I couldn't sleep until one in the morning, cause a roach has been skittering about since midnight. I'm spraying poison around right now, kill the little bastard.

Why kill a fly with a can of insecticide when there's a flamethrower nearby? :smallbiggrin:
BURN THE LITTLE SUCKER!

dish

2009-06-15, 06:09 AM

Update! I couldn't sleep until one in the morning, cause a roach has been skittering about since midnight. I'm spraying poison around right now, kill the little bastard.

If you have a test tomorrow, spraying poison around the room you're sleeping in might not be such a good thing. Is there no way to stomp on it / smash it with a newspaper or something?

Dirk Kris

2009-06-15, 06:56 AM

Is it shameful to fake an "O" on the radio to win Aerosmith/ZZ Topp tickets? Because I talked a FEMALE friend of mine into doing it. With the understanding, of course, that if she wins, she is totally taking me with her. :smallcool:

...naw, I didn't think so.

Fredthefighter

2009-06-15, 06:59 AM

Coidzor

2009-06-15, 07:00 AM

^:Fred: Orgrammarasm?

Dirk: You're now obligated to make some kind of remark about finding about what the real deal from her sounds like... I'm sorry that you've managed to invoke such a sexist section of the Manx Codex... But duty's duty.

And Coidzor, no helping.

No helping what? :smallconfused: I ain't gonna help you cheat whether you like it or not if that's what you're fearful aboot....

pianafiddle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYpoAtSVvvc&feature=related)... Also, Fiddler on the Roo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoS4QVF08hI&feature=related)f... I am enjoying. Music... yes!

Sissy: You're an EZ-Kill, eh? Fun times. I haven't gotten to play a fighter yet, though my clerics have often been called upon by the gods to wield beat-sticks against the skulls of the wicked.

Dirk Kris

2009-06-15, 07:12 AM

^:Fred: Orgrammarasm?

Dirk: You're now obligated to make some kind of remark about finding about what the real deal from her sounds like... I'm sorry that you've managed to invoke such a sexist section of the Manx Codex... But duty's duty.

Am I still obligated if I already know? :smallwink:

...why do you think I suggested she do it?! It's HAWT.

Fredthefighter

2009-06-15, 07:20 AM

Am I still obligated if I already know? :smallwink:

...why do you think I suggested she do it?! It's HAWT.

Nice one Dirky. Nice. :smallwink:

Coidzor

2009-06-15, 08:34 AM

Am I still obligated if I already know? :smallwink:

...why do you think I suggested she do it?! It's HAWT.

Then I have only one question for you sir. Why did you have to refer to her as friend? :smallfrown:

Dirk Kris

2009-06-15, 09:10 AM

Then I have only one question for you sir. Why did you have to refer to her as friend? :smallfrown:

Because that's what we are now. It's not unheard of to remain amiable after things don't work out in a relationship, is it?

And along those same lines - OMFG SHE WON SO NOW I GET TO GO SEE AEROSMITH IN 2 WEEKS! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

TwoBitWriter

2009-06-15, 09:13 AM

Congrats, Dirky! I'm sure you and your friend will have a great time too!

*is jealous* :smalltongue:

But nobody wants to hear me fake... >.>

Coidzor

2009-06-15, 09:15 AM

^: Would you even know where to begin? :smalltongue:

Because that's what we are now. It's not unheard of to remain amiable after things don't work out in a relationship, is it?

And along those same lines - OMFG SHE WON SO NOW I GET TO GO SEE AEROSMITH IN 2 WEEKS! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Yes, yes it is. You are a sad, sad, and weird pair of creatures. Good thing the tickets make up for it. :smalltongue: :smallbiggrin:

Fredthefighter

2009-06-15, 09:15 AM

Because that's what we are now. It's not unheard of to remain amiable after things don't work out in a relationship, is it?

And along those same lines - OMFG SHE WON SO NOW I GET TO GO SEE AEROSMITH IN 2 WEEKS! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Cool. Congrats dude. I hope you two have a great time.
The only way I could be more jealous is if you were going to see AC/DC. :smallbiggrin:

Quincunx

2009-06-15, 09:19 AM

Then I have only one question for you sir. Why did you have to refer to her as 'friend'? :smallfrown:

Well, if they were still boyfriend/girlfriend, she wouldn't have to fake it now would she, wink wink, nudge nudge, knowwhatImean? :smallbiggrin:

@V: Ohhhh no. I'm not falling for that. Not--opening--the link!

Fredthefighter

2009-06-15, 09:20 AM

Well, if they were still boyfriend/girlfriend, she wouldn't have to fake it now would she, wink wink, nudge nudge, knowwhatImean? :smallbiggrin:

Saynomore, saynomore. :smallbiggrin:

Why is this song so friggin' catchy? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H25lz7gchaw)

Coidzor

2009-06-15, 09:29 AM

Saynomore, saynomore. :smallbiggrin:

Why is this song so friggin' catchy? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H25lz7gchaw)

Because you weren't alive in 1990 when it came out and became a one hit wonder? :smallconfused:

I mean... I enjoyed listening to it when I was younger, and it was one of those songs which could infinitely loop on itself and you wouldn't notice... But catchy? Eh.... In fact... Meh...

...Good one, Quinx.

Dirk Kris

2009-06-15, 09:32 AM

What's sad is that the rapper guy whose name is a state (Flo-Rida) just made that the back track for his latest single. So now I get to hear it on the radio - again. Thanks, hip-hop, for your many contributions!

TwoBitWriter

2009-06-15, 09:35 AM

Oh my god... I thought I had finally escaped that song!

It used to play on the radio all the time!

"I'm blue... dabadeedabadie..."

*head asplodes, spilling brain matter on Dirk*

Coidzor

2009-06-15, 09:36 AM

Solution: Listen to "oldies" stations that play music from last quarter or so of the 20th century.

...Or don't listen to hip hop stations. Unless you're just screwed by demographics.

Fredthefighter

2009-06-15, 09:39 AM

Don't worry people, I've got the songs I know will purge that filth from our ears once more.

Fire 1! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m53GPKEatfQ&feature=related)
Fire 2! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h44LIiaZhHE)
Fire 3! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORAvMk-iXec)
FINISH HIM! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfPgj4bviKY)

Dirk Kris

2009-06-15, 09:50 AM

Solution: Listen to "oldies" stations that play music from last quarter or so of the 20th century.

...Or don't listen to hip hop stations. Unless you're just screwed by demographics.

Meh, the radio stations in my car are 1-6.
1 - rock and alternative (heavy on the alternative lately - blargh!)
2 - MIX - pop, hip hop, rock, etc.
3 - RAWK - 80's-now
4 - Bob FM - mix of everything from 70's to now
5 - talk radio (roomie's pick)
6 - the "at work" station - pop, soft rock, etc.

Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll

2009-06-15, 09:55 AM

My radio station is either CFNY "The Edge" or Q107, for classic rock.

Fredthefighter

2009-06-15, 09:58 AM

The only radio station I listen to is Kerrang Radio 105.2 FM.

Jack Squat

2009-06-15, 10:01 AM

The radio stations I have preprogrammed is are as follows
1. 95.7 JACK FM: Plays whatever they really feel like, no DJ. They've got stations all across the US.
2. 95.3 - The local Spanish station. I've got it because we used to work construction.
3. 103.5 WIMZ - Classic Rock station
4. 106.7 JACK FM: Same as the other one, but gets better reception in some areas
5. 94.3 The X - Rock station, mostly 90's to now.
6. 100.3 - Talk Radio. After Midnight, they've got Coast to Coast on there.

Jimorian

2009-06-15, 10:09 AM

Two cute girls singing "I Heart You Online" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vVdWHADKto) :smalltongue: