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BobVosh
2009-06-25, 02:14 AM
I have been running a series of iconic type fights after the main campaign is over. However this is making them complacent, so I want to confuse the heck out of them and throw something completly werid at them. I decided I want a as-close-as-possible to the rules creation of a cr ~14 Spongebob.

Normally I would try this on my own, but I am not even really sure where to start with this. I don't really want to handwave a Marut into SBSP, but I want to actually replicate a giant form of the SBSP.

Any suggestions, vague references to templates, werid mixtures of spells (animate object, stoneskin, awaken type stuff) to create this monstrosity will be awesome.

Adumbration
2009-06-25, 02:17 AM
Make it a shaped Coral golem, from Stormwrack?

EDIT: Change the DR to /slashing, and advance it.

chiasaur11
2009-06-25, 02:20 AM
Remember the incredibly low Int and Wis.

Maybe with levels in monk for Karate skills?

BobVosh
2009-06-25, 02:26 AM
Remember the incredibly low Int and Wis.

Maybe with levels in monk for Karate skills?

Wouldn't monk be even worse without wisdom?

chiasaur11
2009-06-25, 02:38 AM
Wouldn't monk be even worse without wisdom?

Yes.

On the other hand, Spongebob does lose most of the fights he gets into.

Cyclocone
2009-06-25, 02:44 AM
Does it have to be a construct? Wouldn't Spongebob be more like an ooze?

Anyway, he's pretty small so how about an exiled modron?

BobVosh
2009-06-25, 03:22 AM
Does it have to be a construct? Wouldn't Spongebob be more like an ooze?

Anyway, he's pretty small so how about an exiled modron?

I have no problem with him being an ooze. TBH I don't really care about size catergory on him, other than I find Large+ to be humorous.

JeminiZero
2009-06-25, 03:49 AM
Hmm... One way is to simply take a really big square Sponge and cast permanancied animate object on it. And then use the stats for the appropriate size animated object (depending on what size you want).