your pockets!

[reorith]

if you were asked to turn out your pockets right now, what items would be produced?

[THAC0]

Uh, keep in mind that I am going hiking shortly.

Bear mace
First aid kit
keys
wallet
binoculars

[Pyrian]

Wallet, comb, pen, spare change, cellphone, kleenex, tums, calorie sheet, and a dozen or so keys. ...Nothing terribly exciting, I'm afraid.

[Mauve Shirt]

Cell phone and a penny.

[A Rainy Knight]

Nothing. Absolutely nothing! I'm just so terribly exciting.

[Ohgodtherats]

Keys and a receipt for a tuna fish and sausage pizza.

[Ichneumon]

Nothing. It would produce nothing.

[reorith]

Uh, keep in mind that I am going hiking shortly.

Bear mace
First aid kit
keys
wallet
binoculars
bear mace? where are you hiking?

also my pockets. (http://i43.tinypic.com/1zz5mra.png)

[Blackknight1239]

MY pockets? My pockets you say?

...Nothing.

[SDF]

iPod
cell phone
keys
wallet
mechanical pencil
mini mag
swiss knife
guitar picks

[Ohgodtherats]

Dear Lord, what do some of you guys have, Clown Pockets? Are you half kangaroo?

[THAC0]

bear mace? where are you hiking?



Alaska. :smallbiggrin:

[reorith]

Alaska. :smallbiggrin:
awesome!


Dear Lord, what do some of you guys have, Clown Pockets? Are you half kangaroo?
cargo pants, bro.

[Llama231]

Nothing here too.

[B-Man]

All pockets or just the pockets that usually fit your hands?

If just the front pockets:
- Fruit-to-Go wrapper
- $3.05 in change (2 Loonies, 4 quarters, 5 pennies)
- Piece of lint

If all pockets, add:
- Wallet
- Cellphone headphones
- Cellphone attached to said set of headphones
- Sunglasses
- 2 GB SD memory card

Where are the keys, you may ask? Hooked up to my laptop.

[Ohgodtherats]

cargo pants, bro.
Well that, sadly, is a bit disappointing. For a brief moment I was in the company of Circus Kangaroos with forum skills. Another time then.

[Dr. Bath]

Bloody handkerchief (I get nosebleeds, okay!) and a craft knife. I had more stuff earlier, but I don't feel the need to have stuff in my pockets when I'm at home much.

[Trog]

"String, or nothing!"

Though seriously $21.60, debit card, driver's license, Barnes & Noble receipt for a latte and a scone, deposit receipt, and my keys. I don't carry a wallet anymore. No need for it.

[Lorn]

Right now: nothing.

Normally: phone, wallet.

Keys hang on a clip on my belt.

Phone headphones are connected to the phone but not realllllyyy in my pocket... they're fed through another clip (to stop them getting in the way) and then normally through a strap on my backpack which I carry most places.

Sometimes there's a pen/USB drive in pockets as well.

[Lord Herman]

My pockets are empty. EMPTY!

[Ego Slayer]

Heh... I like threads like this.

$8 in cash and my temp driver's license. Nothing interesting, sorry. :smalltongue:

[littlequietguy]

A single penny I found on the street.

[Cyrion]

Office keys, house keys, small Swiss Army knife, $4 in cash, a wallet and a comb.

Now, if you count my front backpack "pocket":

Empty water flask, a spoon, two tops (the kind you spin), a tomato keychain, four large balloons, an extra contact lens case, and a whizzer.

[Fredthefighter]

Nothing, nothing at all.

If you'd have asked me yesterday when I was in town (I needed a tie and mom needed a new washing machine), I'd have said "Mobile phone, handkerchief, keys and my wallet, which contains my cashpoint card, my national insurance card and £10"

[B-Man]

Oh, we're counting pockets in bags that are near us too, eh? That means I get to list more! Hurrah! :smallbiggrin:

Stuff in messenger bag pockets:
- Hellsing: Ultimate Series Vol 4 Limited Edition
- Halo: Combat Evolved (PC version)
- Camera
- Today's and yesterday's Metro Newspaper (Halifax edition)
- Notepad (which contains stuff that I forgot to upload...)
- A Yorkie wrapper
- 2 ink pens
- 1 black pen
[I want to add: The fabled cord needed to upload photos from camera so that he's not using his cellphone's memory card for photos that need uploading... but said cord does not exist. Nope. Never materialised on this plane of existance. *mutter*]

No wonder my bag feels heavier than it did last week... *mutter*

[Recaiden]

Not a thing.

[snoopy13a]

Normally I just carry a wallet, keys and when I'm walking my dog, a plastic bag to pick up dog poop.

I ought to carry my cell phone around but I figure that is what voice mail is for :smalltongue:

[Lord Herman]

Wait, aren't pickpockets going to read this thread and come by our houses to steal the things we just conventiently told them were in our pockets?

[Ego Slayer]

[I want to add: The fabled cord needed to upload photos from camera so that he's not using his cellphone's memory card for photos that need uploading... but said cord does not exist. Nope. Never materialised on this plane of existance. *mutter*]

No wonder my bag feels heavier than it did last week... *mutter*
I was gonna ask if you'd checked your pockets for the cord...:smallbiggrin:

[Jack Squat]

Nothing, seeing as how I just emptied them. However, what came out was a pack of gum, wallet, cell phone, 2 knives (I have a folding utility knife for work as well as my normal carry), pen, flashlight, Motrin (2 foil packs), and pepper spray. If I could find them my keys would be there as well.

In my bag I also have 2 cliff bars, a small leatherman, first aid kit, more pain pills (mostly Excederin), CPR mask, a pen and 2 sharpies, sunscreen, a Nalgene water bottle, and a deck of cards. More goes in depending on what I'm doing - and the sunscreen's not always in there, I just haven't emptied my bag since I went to a pool.

[B-Man]

Wait, aren't pickpockets going to read this thread and come by our houses to steal the things we just conveniently told them were in our pockets?No, they'll be distracted by the pie that I'll serve them... then pick their pockets. :smallwink:



I was gonna ask if you'd checked your pockets for the cord...:smallbiggrin:

:smalltongue:

[Keld Denar]

Thigh pockets
$0.60 cents in change
3 cough drops
1 set of ear plugs
my room key
2 GB Flash drive

Back pockets
Wallet
Cell Phone


Leg pockets
2 pairs of Safety glasses (tinted and clear)

and I'm wearing overall bibs, so I have
3 pens, red, blue, black
1 mechanical pencil
2 markers, black and highlighter
ID badge
pocket notebook

yay work!

[Erloas]

Well I've got my work pants on now so:
4 small screwdrivers
small pocket knife,
keys to various things (none of which is mine)
a pencil
a pen
a marker
And on my belt I have a flashlight and a leathermen

In 2 hours when I have my normal clothes on it will be:
keys to my stuff
2-3 pens/pencils (not sure how many I have right now)
wallet (with various wallet like things in it, not sure if it has any actual money or not)
maybe a little bit of change (I don't use cash much)
lip balm
gerber tool (like a leathermen but better)
comb (only missing a few teeth)

Thats about it. Might have some miscellaneous pieces of paper, I think I already tossed the burned out light bulbs I needed for my trailer.
I leave my phone at home most of the time because we don't get signal out at work (most of the time, some places will get it) and if I take it with me it runs the battery dead in less then a day looking for the signal.

[Bouregard]

Wallet, earplugs, cellphone, swiss knife and nearly a pound of keys.

[RabbitHoleLost]

Women on the whole have ridiculously small pockets =/

All I've got is my cellphone, but on a typical work day, I'll have my locker keys, my mp3player and headphones, my cellphone, my box knife, and car keys.

[Yarram]

I am nude. =D

[Jalor]

-Cell phone
-iPod Touch
-Ballpoint pen
-Sharpie
-Keys
-Wallet
-Book of matches
-Stride gum
-Superglue
-Guitar pick
-d6
-Gerber multitool (better than a Leatherman)
-Pack of playing cards

I love cargo pants. They're like a wearable moving van.

[Trog]

Women on the whole have ridiculously small pockets =/
We wouldn't want them to obscure the female curves now would we? :smallwink:

Also that might explain purses. :smallconfused:

[Chunklets]

Hmmm... what have I got here...

Wallet
Keys
Spare Change
Bus Ticket
Lighter
Kleenex

Nothing too exciting today, really.

[Assassin89]

Usually my pockets hold a cell phone and a wallet.

[Berserk Monk]

knives and lint

[Flickerdart]

1x old crummy cell phone
1x old crummy cell phone battery cover which probably fell off
1x old 2GB iPod nano with earphones worth thrice as much as it
0.5x leather card holder with bus pass and 8 tickets
1x wallet containing a bunch of ID, some gift certificates, some cash and 180 Russian roubles that I should really get rid of seeing as how they're useless
Assorted change
2GB USB flash drive
Keyring with mini drum stick keychain

[Dispozition]

Right now, nothing since I'm wearing only boxers...Normally however, I'd have...
- Wallet
- Mobile
- Keys
- Pawpaw lip balm
- ipod

In my bag I have currently...errrr...
- Graphics calculator
- a lot of very thick books
I need to clean that out now it's the holidays...

[EmeraldRose]

We wouldn't want them to obscure the female curves now would we? :smallwink:

Also that might explain purses. :smallconfused:

Indeed...


Normally my pockets contain (while at work):
cell phone
lip balm
change (typically 50 cents or a dollar)
inhaler (just recently)

At the moment, I am wearing pajama pants, so no pockets.

Not at work, I can usually find:
cell phone
lip balm
keys

Just about everything else goes into a diaper bag AKA purse.

[Yarram]

I'm still nude =D.

[reorith]

Wait, aren't pickpockets going to read this thread and come by our houses to steal the things we just conventiently told them were in our pockets?

no, the point of this thread is to sort the jack o'neills from the angus macgyvers.

[Myatar_Panwar]

A cell phone. Booooring. Oh and a single piece of gum.


Bloody handkerchief and a craft knife.

Should have just left it like this.

[Haruki-kun]

Currently, nothing.

Usually, an iPod, a cell phone, keys and a wallet.

[Thrawn183]

A banana. I'm never happy to see anybody.

[Renegade Paladin]

Right now that's not interesting. Had you asked on Saturday, the answer would have been my wallet, keys, and a cloak pin, and if we expand to what's strapped to my belt, a pouch containing approximately $200 in dollar coins, a Midrealm favor, and a rapier. :smallamused:

[Coidzor]

Nothing, as I'm not wearing any pants with pockets right now. :smalltongue:


Women on the whole have ridiculously small pockets =/

They're vestigial structures of the female anatomy. Slowly fading away into nothingness. Certainly not large enough for anything saucy. :smallannoyed:

[Zocelot]

An mp3 player, a key to my house, and a bag of dice because I just got back from playing D&D and I hate carrying dice in a larger bag because the smaller bag doesn't close properly so there would be dice all over the place.

[reorith]

Right now that's not interesting. Had you asked on Saturday, the answer would have been my wallet, keys, and a cloak pin, and if we expand to what's strapped to my belt, a pouch containing approximately $200 in dollar coins, a Midrealm favor, and a rapier. :smallamused:

where were you that openly carrying a rapier was permissible? not that i'm envious... i am

[Renegade Paladin]

where were you that openly carrying a rapier was permissible? not that i'm envious... i am
There's a way to carry a rapier other than openly? :smallbiggrin: I'm in the Society for Creative Anachronism, and I was at an event. Even if I wasn't, right to keep and bear. :smallamused:

[Jack Squat]

no, the point of this thread is to sort the jack o'neills from the angus macgyvers.

Guess I need to switch my multitool from my bag to my pockets then :smalltongue:

On a related note, I forgot that my bag had a pocket with some duct tape rolled up around a store value card. Takes up less space than an actual roll.

I really need to carry my bag more often...and toss some 550 cord in there.

[Extra_Crispy]

Currently about 20 alcohol prep pads and 2 packets of crystal lite lemonaid mix for my water. I'm at work and dont carry anything else in my scrub pants. In my shirt pocket my badge, black pen, pen light, red pen, and highlighter.

Normally, wallet, keys which consist of about 15, only 5 of which a actually use, phone, lighter, smokes, and maybe an old movie ticket. Oh and bunches of lint, cant forget the lint.

[Em Blackleaf]

I never carry anything in my pockets. I can't even fit my cell phone in them!

Also, the basketball shorts I'm wearing don't have any pockets.

But, I'll tell you what's in my purse, so I can contribute and seem interesting. :smalltongue: My purse has a community service form (hooray for high school! I never let a chance to do community service go), chapstick, a paperback copy of Good Omens, my wallet, some bobby pins, and a wite-out pen.

I usually have my camera, my iPod, some pens, and my phone in it, though. And sometimes a highlighter.

[Lupy]

Well, I'm about to go to bed, so nothing.

During a normal day?


Mechanical Pencil
Pen
Wallet (money, debit card)
Swiss Army Knife
Cell Phone
Whatever Discworld Book I'm reading

[Thanatos 51-50]

Pockets:
Cell phone
1,635 Yen
Wallet (Containing Alot more yen, ~200 Dollars, defunct debit card, Military ID, Train Pass)
Ballpoint pen
Coded Access Badge
Train ticket I 'smashed' with

Backpack:
Pair o' jeans (x2)
T-shirt (x2)
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Shaving creme
Razor
Socks (x2 pair)
Skivvies (x2)
Barrel d20
d10 inna d10
Complete set of dice (NOT My dicebag, just one of each type)
Book (Ciaphas Cain: Hero of the Imperium)
Empty water bottles
"Adult Supplies"
Notebook
Pencil
Ballpoint Pen

[arguskos]

Let's see, nothing currently (pajamas). Normally:
-wallet
-cellphone
-2 pens and 2 pencils
-a silver dollar from 1926 that's my lucky coin
-a single dime (just cause)
-a keychain, holding 3 keys and a SOG micron tanto knife
-my big black pocket knife
-my belt typically has a 4.5 inch straight blade attached to it (in a sheath, of course)

Do I carry enough knives? NEVER!

[Froogleyboy]

A cell phone, some money, and a condom.

[FoE]

My keys, and the One Ring (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Ring).

****, I knew I had to do something at the Cracks of Doom today! Why the hell else would I go to Mordor? The SIGHT-SEEING?!

[reorith]

Let's see, nothing currently (pajamas). Normally:
-wallet
-cellphone
-2 pens and 2 pencils
-a silver dollar from 1926 that's my lucky coin
-a single dime (just cause)
-a keychain, holding 3 keys and a SOG micron tanto knife
-my big black pocket knife
-my belt typically has a 4.5 inch straight blade attached to it (in a sheath, of course)

Do I carry enough knives? NEVER!

1. how cool is the sog micron tanto?
2. only three knives? i'm sure someone on this forum will have that topped.

[arguskos]

1. how cool is the sog micron tanto?
2. only three knives? i'm sure someone on this forum will have that topped.
It's not bad. It's also only 2 inches long (blade out), so take that as you will.

As for the knives, well, yeah, but that's also only what I keep in a pocket and belt. I keep two more in my backpack, along with a multi-tool.

I used to carry a sword, but I was politely asked not to by my teachers in high school. :smallamused:

[Renegade Paladin]

If you count blade length rather than number of blades, I've already got that topped. My rapier blade is 37." :smallbiggrin:

[Crispy Dave]

knife
Keys
Cell phone
Change
Chap Stick
Wallet
Business cards

[SDF]

I used to carry a sword, but I was politely asked not to by my teachers in high school. :smallamused:

Wait, you don't carry those to school do you? :smalleek:

[Jesse Drake]

Pockets? I've got no such things stitched to my breeches. When I do, the only thing I can guarantee is a pencil, and a lighter.

[EndlessWrath]

Wallet. Keys. 95 cents, a receipt from starbucks and my keychain. I think a piece of string.

[SilverSheriff]

3 snot-rags.:smallbiggrin:

[Winter_Wolf]

Lessee, wallet with no spendable cash, but a lot of receipts and various cards; minimag flashlight; lots of coins, car keys, and crappy cell phone with failing battery.

Ever since moving, I've fallen out of the habit of carrying any kind of knives, because it's hard to explain why I'm carrying around three of 'em and even moreso to explain why one of them is serrated. It made perfect sense in rural Alaska, but not so much in any place else. (Police presence in AK is more understanding of the outdoorsman lifestyle.)

[d13]

Cell phone, wallet, mp4 player, keys, 1d6, bus free pass (well, not free, but payed in advance xD), and a couple of random papers.

[Kara Kuro]

Ah, I love threads like this. Let's see whats I've gotsted in my pocketses.

- DSi with attached bell and cell phone strap (I needed to distinguish my black one from all of my friend's).
-DS Games: Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon, FFTA and Pokemon Platinum.
- Cell phone with Catbus (circa my neighbor Totoro) cell phone strap that is so awesome it blinks when I'm getting a call.
- About sixty five dollars in singles.
- A sour candy necklace.
- Wallet, with obvious wallety stuff contained therein.
- Some two hundred other dollars in various bills.
- And... Last but not least, pocket lint ^_^

[Shikton]

Uhm..does it have to be right NOW? Because at the moment I'm only in my boxers :smallredface:

Usually though:
Chapstick, chewing gum and keys in my left pocket
Wallet and phone in my right pocket

That's my standard gear. Si senor.

[arguskos]

Wait, you don't carry those to school do you? :smalleek:
I did for a while. It was a nice 4-foot blade, sharpened carbon steel. Nothing super fancy, but no one EVER screwed with me. I kept it tied, just to make sure no one had an issue with it.

See, there was no legal prohibition nor school rule saying I couldn't carry it with an open declaration of what it was, so I was technically legally allowed to carry it. Of course, when the administration asked me politely to not bring it to school anymore, I complied.

[reorith]

I did for a while. It was a nice 4-foot blade, sharpened carbon steel. Nothing super fancy, but no one EVER screwed with me. I kept it tied, just to make sure no one had an issue with it.

See, there was no legal prohibition nor school rule saying I couldn't carry it with an open declaration of what it was, so I was technically legally allowed to carry it. Of course, when the administration asked me politely to not bring it to school anymore, I complied.

awesome! when i was in high school some dude had a bokken and the police were called:smallannoyed:

[Em Blackleaf]

@arguskos: That's kind of weird. I've never heard of weapons of any kind being allowed at a school.


3 snot-rags.:smallbiggrin:
Icky. :smallyuk: :smalltongue:

[arguskos]

@arguskos: That's kind of weird. I've never heard of weapons of any kind being allowed at a school.
I was not harming anyone and wasn't breaking any laws, so it was fine. Besides, I had a reputation for being a bit crazy, so people figured it was just me being insane. I never did draw it on anyone in the building (though I was challenged to a fight outside once; I declined).

[Exeson]

Right, in my actual pockets:

-Wallet, containing money, cards and a condom.
-Phone
-Coins
-House key + Bottle opener keyring
-Train ticket
-Old movie ticket
-Biltong Knife

Attached to my trousers in some way:

-Spyderco lockblade - I don't know what model, it is old though, older than I am (17), it was a hand me down from my father.
-A large amount of chains and carabinas (Wooo, Gothic/Nu-metal kid ^_^)
- 5 safety pins

[Agamid]

i don't have any pockets... though i do have a lizard stashed in my coat :)

[Vizen]

Wallet
Cellphone (The Vodaphone one, because I don't bring my Telecom one with me anymore.)
Keys (with attached till key and barcode.)
Pen (THEY'RE GOLD I TELL YA. GOLD.)
Pak N Save badge and
NZ Lotteries badge.

Just the usual.

[Renegade Paladin]

I did for a while. It was a nice 4-foot blade, sharpened carbon steel. Nothing super fancy, but no one EVER screwed with me. I kept it tied, just to make sure no one had an issue with it.

See, there was no legal prohibition nor school rule saying I couldn't carry it with an open declaration of what it was, so I was technically legally allowed to carry it. Of course, when the administration asked me politely to not bring it to school anymore, I complied.
Erm... I have never been in any school, ever, where they wouldn't confiscate any and all blades as well as anything even remotely resembling blades, right down to non-safety scissors and nail files. This not only includes my primary and secondary education, but university as well, even though universities are on much shakier legal ground doing so. Where did you go to school?

[WalkingTarget]

Cell phone, pocket watch, wallet (contents: $95 - 4 20s, a 10, and a 5, credit card, debit/atm card, Borders rewards card, insurance cards, and various business cards) , handkerchief, nail clippers, work ID badge, photo/ID thing that originally came in the wallet but makes it too thick to sit on comfortably so it's in a different pocket (contents: driver's license, old college ID, alumni association membership card, and a couple of old photos), chapstick, a 1995 Philadelphia-mint nickel, a 2001 Denver-mint quarter (Kentucky reverse), a 2007 Denver-mint $1 coin (Washington obverse) that I've carried around since the day it came into circulation, and a 16 GB flash drive.

Normally I'd have my keys too, but they're sitting on my desk right now.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Right, quick check and update of pockets:
Acsess Badge
Various recipets
Awesome Pen
Military ID
41.70 USD
1361 JPY
Military ID

[Cyrion]

There's a way to carry a rapier other than openly? :smallbiggrin: I'm in the Society for Creative Anachronism, and I was at an event. Even if I wasn't, right to keep and bear. :smallamused:

But many places have ordinances specifically prohibiting blades that long. Actually, prohibiting things an awful lot shorter.

I knew a couple of guys who got arrested rehearsing for Romeo and Juliet. They were practicing a fight scene outside the theater, someplace vaguely public, and the local constabulary took exception...

[Mr. Mud]

My Wallet,

including $24 American, my Military ID, Driver's License, License to kill Some gum, a lucky poker card, and gift cards... Notice no credit cards. Cash is king baby :smallwink:.
My Cell Phone.
A .22 Casing... :smallconfused:
Keys
A bit of Blue powder... not sure what it's from...
2 pens, both broken
And a Grey Goose Vodka Cap. I take it everywhere :smalltongue:.

[Telonius]

Cell phone, cloth to wipe my glasses, keys, three pens, wooden carving of a heart, Ring of Power wedding ring. (I never wear it when I'm typing).

[thubby]

lint.

ask me in public and you'd get:
wallet
glasses
sun glasses if its in the day
mp3
cell phone.
probably a pencil
and tissues

[Lord Loss]

A silver USB key, My Library card, and a scrunched up kleenex

[Lolzords]

Nothing, I'm wearing a towel. Careful ladies.:smallwink:

[Linkavitch]

One penny and some lint.

[Lord Blace]

Mp3 player, cell phone, house keys, wallet.

[Renegade Paladin]

But many places have ordinances specifically prohibiting blades that long. Actually, prohibiting things an awful lot shorter.

I knew a couple of guys who got arrested rehearsing for Romeo and Juliet. They were practicing a fight scene outside the theater, someplace vaguely public, and the local constabulary took exception...
I'm permitted to openly carry a firearm; it would be a little incongruous to start banning blades. :smallamused:

[Eon]

Well seeing as i just woke up and am being lazy... nothing.
School year:
2 pens
2 pencils
cellphone
would carry a knife but i would get it confiscated and a suspension
highlighter
D20 (for fun)
wallet ($0 dollars because i just bought DnD 4.0 books)

Scout camp
knife
pencil
sharpener (pencil)
carabiner with nalgene (hooray!!!!) on beltloop

normally
pen
D20
cellphone
wallet
knife :smallbiggrin:
wallet

[arguskos]

Erm... I have never been in any school, ever, where they wouldn't confiscate any and all blades as well as anything even remotely resembling blades, right down to non-safety scissors and nail files. This not only includes my primary and secondary education, but university as well, even though universities are on much shakier legal ground doing so. Where did you go to school?
A suburb in Ohio. I know my experience is unusual, since I've never known anywhere that permitted it either. I did get away with it for a little while though.

Note: it was only for a few days that I carried it, so that's probably why it flew for a little while.

[Neko Toast]

Just my cell for now. The only things I usually carry in my pockets are my cell and keys. All of my other junk goes into my shoulder bag.

[Pyrian]

I'm permitted to openly carry a firearm; it would be a little incongruous to start banning blades. :smallamused:Firearms have powerful advocacy groups. There's quite a few places where you can openly carry a gun but cannot have, say, a side-handle club (AKA tonfa or police baton).

[Dallas-Dakota]

"Adult Supplies"
It's OK, Than.
You don't have to be embarrased about your adult diapers.:smalltongue:

[SDF]

Carrying a gun always seemed like way more hassle than its worth. You can't go to bars, school, federal or state buildings including banks, concerts, clubs, and a multitude of other places.

[Froogleyboy]

5 GB jump drive and Illegal substences
-R

[Castaras]

Coat: Phone/Mp3 player, pens, pencils, tissues, a few random coins, buttons that have come off my coat, my hands
Trousers: Sometimes tissues


At the moment? Nothing. :smallfrown:

[Thanatos 51-50]

It's OK, Than.
You don't have to be embarrased about your adult diapers.:smalltongue:

It's a quite healthy number of condoms, actually. I just feel kind of guilty whenever I write the word condom. I don't know why.

Anyway.
Current Pocket Contents:
MP3 Player (Sony Walkman)
Military ID.
I'm getting ready for PT

[CMOTDibbler]

Monocular
Sunglasses
Hand-made duct tape wallet
pencil
Skeleton Key
Brute Force(Magic card)
Ipod headphones
Paper clips

Normally I have more. Especially when I'm going somewhere.

[Erloas]

I used to carry a knife to school. I think through most of middle school and all of high school, but I can't remember for sure. I've carried my Gerber multitool with me since I got it, which I think was in high school and I know all through college, although I did stop carrying it when I worked at someplace that specific forbid that sort of thing and even had metal detectors at the doors.

I'm sure it would probably be a bigger issue now carrying a knife to school, but it was fairly common when I was going to school. Of course that was a while ago, I think the whole Columbine thing happened my junior or senior year (I think senior), so they weren't as worried about that sort of thing then. Although I wouldn't say it was common, it also wasn't unheard of for people to have guns in their trucks at school, but it wasn't like they were trying to hide them, they just never took them off the rack in the back window. Its a small town though with a very high number of people that did a lot of outdoors activities, so people don't find that sort of thing weird. Of course carrying around a sword would get you a lot more weird looks then carrying around a gun, because they would be out of place.

[Cryssandra]

Hmm... Let's find out, shall we?

A Comb
My phone
2 quarters
My Wallet
A Pen

That was fun!

[Tar Palantir]

Cell phone
A penny
Three knives
A miniature magic 8-ball
A small button (as in the kind with a pin on the back, not the kind that hold pants closed)
And an interestingly shaped piece of lint

[Jack Squat]

Carrying a gun always seemed like way more hassle than its worth. You can't go to bars, school, federal or state buildings including banks, concerts, clubs, and a multitude of other places.

Here we're just barred from federal and state buildings (includes state schools), and anywhere that properly displays a sign.

HINT: Most places that have an anti-firearm/knife policy don't properly display it.

@ Erloas:
Even with a "Zero Tolerance" policy at my high school, I carried a knife there. I've had a knife on me every day since I was 9. Some teachers knew, and even asked to borrow it on occasion when they needed to open/cut something. I think even with something like Zero Tolerance, teachers know who troublemakers are, and as long as it's not overly advertised, they let the "good" kids slide.

[Jalor]

Oh, let's check my backpack. Keep in mind that I take all this crap to school with me when it's not the summer;

-Duct tape
-Packing tape
-Padlock
-Screwdriver
-Lighter (not a cigarette lighter, one of those long, vaguely gun-shaped ones)
-d20
-d8
-Gorilla Glue (half-full)
-Empty glass jar (no label)

This is after I cleaned it out.

[reorith]

Carrying a gun always seemed like way more hassle than its worth. You can't go to bars, school, federal or state buildings including banks, concerts, clubs, and a multitude of other places.

eh, i'd rather be a felon than a victim. pretty much the only place i don't carry is church.

[Froogleyboy]

At the moment:
Derringer
.22 shells

In my wallet:
A lock of hair
a tooth

[Coidzor]

Wallet, lint, dr.'s appointment card...

[Rowsen]

Lint. Oh the lint! And a bit of string.

[dish]

Another female here. It's summer, and none of my clothes have pockets.

In my small shoulder bag (or as us Brits call it, a 'handbag') can be found:
Mobile phone
Moleskine diary
Pieces of paper with important notes on them - must do something about that
Cigarettes
Two lighters (one of which matches my current manicure)
Work ID / entry card
Sunglasses
Wide-tooth wooden comb with hairband wound onto the end
Bottle of mosquito repellant
Factor 30 sunscreen
Lip balm
Keys
MP3/ Digital voice recorder
3 pens (black)
1 pen (red)
1 pencil
2 paracetamol tablets
4 ibuprofen capsules
one paper clip
7 more hair bands
one rusty hair clip
vanity mirror
one tube antihistamine cream
one tea-tree oil blemish stick
two triple A batteries
one roll of sellotape
passport
bank book
small fabric bag containing 83 different cards (some name cards, some bank / credit cards, some compeletly random)
main bank card
Shanghai public transport card
210 rmb in notes
6.01 rmb in shrapnel
three receipts (one of which I need to use on a work claim-form).
The larger shoulder bag which I often take with me also contains:
Bottle of water
Reading material
two pairs of scissors

[arguskos]

6.01 rmb in shrapnel
Um... considering the other contents, I don't think you mean shrapnel from an explosive, but I'm not sure. Also, what is rmb?

[Pyrian]

Mobile phone
Moleskine diary
Pieces of paper with important notes on them - must do something about that
Cigarettes
Two lighters (one of which matches my current manicure)
Work ID / entry card
Sunglasses
Wide-tooth wooden comb with hairband wound onto the end
Bottle of mosquito repellant
Factor 30 sunscreen
Lip balm
Keys
MP3/ Digital voice recorder
3 pens (black)
1 pen (red)
1 pencil
2 paracetamol tablets
4 ibuprofen capsules
one paper clip
7 more hair bands
one rusty hair clip
vanity mirror
one tube antihistamine cream
one tea-tree oil blemish stick
two triple A batteries
one roll of sellotape
passport
bank book
small fabric bag containing 83 different cards (some name cards, some bank / credit cards, some compeletly random)
main bank card
Shanghai public transport card
210 rmb in notes
6.01 rmb in shrapnel
three receipts (one of which I need to use on a work claim-form).I think dish is either disqualified (no pockets) or wins outright. :smallcool:

[dish]

Um... considering the other contents, I don't think you mean shrapnel from an explosive, but I'm not sure. Also, what is rmb?

Heh. No. I just meant 'small change'. RMB = renminbi = people's money = Chinese yuan.

[Lupy]

Heh. No. I just meant 'small change'. RMB = renminbi = people's money = Chinese yuan.

Ah, I was also wondering about that. I think Pyrian is right, you win the thread.

[reorith]

At the moment:
Derringer
.22 shells

In my wallet:
A lock of hair
a tooth

i hope you don't carry those for self defense.

[arguskos]

Heh. No. I just meant 'small change'. RMB = renminbi = people's money = Chinese yuan.
Ah. That's a really interesting way of referring to small change. Never heard that one before. Thanks for clarifying. :smallbiggrin:

[Agamid]

a tissue, an ice cream wrapper and $20

[Coplantor]

A pencil
100 pesos (around 4 dollars)
Paper tissue
A song lyrics
Cell phone
MP3
A lot of geeky flyers
A political party list
Wallet
Keys
Pencil sharpner
Pendrive

And I forgot a lot of things home.

[Yarram]

I'm nude. =D

[OverdrivePrime]

I'm actually not wearing pockets at the moment. Usually you'd find a set of keys and a wallet. And the One Ring, of course.

[Thanatos 51-50]

And the One Ring, of course.

But FoE said he had the One Ring.
One of you is lying.

[Cyrion]

But FoE said he had the One Ring.
One of you is lying.

Since FoE posted the ring has slipped to another carrier. Now, did it pull a Gollum or an Isildur? Has anyone heard from FoE recently?

[Myatar_Panwar]

I'm nude. =D

Still? How long has it been?

[unstattedCommoner]

But FoE said he had the One Ring.
One of you is lying.

Both of them are lying or mistaken, because I have the Ring here. I even have this Certificate of Authenticity signed by its maker to prove it.

I also have the Nibelung's Ring, but that's a different cycle.

[OverdrivePrime]

Both of them are lying or mistaken, because I have the Ring here. I even have this Certificate of Authenticity signed by its maker to prove it.

Ah, my mistake guys, all I've got is the One Ring Tone. M'bad! :smallamused:

[Kaelaroth]

Only air is in my pockets, seemingly.

[DraPrime]

Only air is in my pockets, seemingly.

No lint?

Anyways, in my left pocket I have a working cell phone. In my right pocket I have a broken cell phone. That is all.

[Kaelaroth]

No lint?

No. There is no lint in my pockets.

[banjo1985]

...a piranha :smalleek:

[Yuki Akuma]

11p in change. That's it. :(

[Faceist]

A wristband from a club, about four pounds in change, two Dr Pepper bottle tops, my passport, a condom wrapper, a receipt from Tesco, and three plectrums. I think everything but the plectrums is a holdover from my last night out.

[DraPrime]

No. There is no lint in my pockets.

Not even a tiny amount?

[Kaelaroth]

Not even a tiny amount?
No. Not even a tiny amount, unless it's so small my eyes are unable to detect it.

[Dragonrider]

Right now I have no pockets. When I wear my denim jacket, I have:

Chapstick (sometimes two, in different flavors)
blue ballpoint pen
a wad of sheep's wool
assorted hair clips
scrunchie
keys (to the house, my karate dojo, and three cars)
A dollar in change (9 dimes, one nickel, 5 pennies)

I used to also have a bar of soap, but I took it out last week.

[RTGoodman]

I'm pretty OCD about what I keep in my pockets.

Back Pocket: Wallet
Left Pocket: Swiss Army Knife (http://www.7dayshop.com/catalog/images/products/prod_101580.jpg), Inhaler, Cell Phone
Right Pocket: Pen, pencil, lucky Tordek miniature (http://www.snotling.org/modules/MiniTracker/images/dragonqueen/8.jpg) (the first rare D&D mini I ever pulled, and one that has given me good luck for the past couple of year), keys

I also always have my watch on my left wrist, a bracelet of some sort on my right wrist, and my class ring on my right ring finger.