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Flame of Anor
2009-07-02, 02:14 AM
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/Lite20081215.jpg

Whether you like Tim Buckley or not, you have to admit that this is looking pretty prophetic. :smallwink:
SilverSheriff
2009-07-02, 02:50 AM
FUUUUUUUUUuuuuuu---

GODDAMN YOU CTRL+ALT+DEL!:smallbiggrin:
reorith
2009-07-02, 02:56 AM
not really. we have a growing world population coupled with increasing life expectancy which means the grim reaper should get off his ass.
RandomNPC
2009-07-03, 04:29 PM
not really. we have a growing world population coupled with increasing life expectancy which means the grim reaper should get off his ass.

it's ok, when i go i'm turning in an application to be deaths apprentice, many reasons i'd like a job like that, but mostly cause then i'd get to see what happens in the years after my death.
GrandMasterMe
2009-07-03, 04:59 PM
This death fellow sounds dangerous....we should band together and go stop him!!
chiasaur11
2009-07-03, 05:05 PM
This death fellow sounds dangerous....we should band together and go stop him!!

Do you know what happened to the last group that tried?

Here's a choice sample. One guy got killed by A VELOCIRAPTOR MADE OF SCISSORS!

These weren't amateurs either. We're talking the group that dropped the Hogfather.

Your best bet is to be very quiet and hope he goes for you last.
arguskos
2009-07-03, 05:12 PM
One guy got killed by A VELOCIRAPTOR MADE OF SCISSORS!

A VELOCIRAPTOR MADE OF SCISSORS!

MADE OF SCISSORS!
Scissors. This... it... my brain... wow. Just wow. I would give you a prize, but I'm still working on the raptor made of scissors. :smalleek:
GrandMasterMe
2009-07-03, 05:13 PM
Do you know what happened to the last group that tried?

Here's a choice sample. One guy got killed by A VELOCIRAPTOR MADE OF SCISSORS!

These weren't amateurs either. We're talking the group that dropped the Hogfather.

Your best bet is to be very quiet and hope he goes for you last.

But did they have torches and pitchforks?! I didn't think so:smalltongue:
chiasaur11
2009-07-03, 05:21 PM
Scissors. This... it... my brain... wow. Just wow. I would give you a prize, but I'm still working on the raptor made of scissors. :smalleek:

Give the prize to the guy who came up with it.

Terry Pratchett. Man knows how to write.
GoC
2009-07-04, 12:42 AM
A VELOCIRAPTOR MADE OF SCISSORS

Poor Randall is going to have nightmares about that.:smallamused:
Serpentine
2009-07-04, 12:57 AM
I don't remember a velociraptor made out of scissors... What book? And was it something to do with the goddess of Things That Get Stuck In Drawers?
arguskos
2009-07-04, 12:58 AM
Give the prize to the guy who came up with it.

Terry Pratchett. Man knows how to write.
Don't normally like Pratchett's works, but some of his one-liners really are excellent. Thanks for sharing. :smallbiggrin:
chiasaur11
2009-07-04, 01:02 AM
I don't remember a velociraptor made out of scissors... What book? And was it something to do with the goddess of Things That Get Stuck In Drawers?

Hogfather, apparently. The scissorman's not exactly a man, but not quite a bird.

It is, however, 100 percent terrifying.
Serpentine
2009-07-04, 01:07 AM
Oh wait... That was one of those people's childhood fears, right? I remember now. Sort of.
Flame of Anor
2009-07-04, 03:53 AM
http://www.sluniverse.com/php/vb/members/vertigo+paris/albums/misc+pics-36/thread-derail-1953.jpg

Just saying.
Moff Chumley
2009-07-05, 01:29 PM
That's because it involves Ctrl+Alt+Del. Just sayin'.
Nevrmore
2009-07-05, 02:16 PM
Do you know what happened to the last group that tried?

Here's a choice sample. One guy got killed by A VELOCIRAPTOR MADE OF SCISSORS!
They're informally known as "Veliscissoraptors."
Faceist
2009-07-05, 03:29 PM
http://www.sluniverse.com/php/vb/members/vertigo+paris/albums/misc+pics-36/thread-derail-1953.jpg

Just saying.Although the thread went in a way more interesting direction. It's more like a train leaving the track to soar above the clouds.
GrandMasterMe
2009-07-05, 05:57 PM
And while we are in the clouds you know whos help we can enlist in our fight against the death guy? Roys father! He already fought death once, he may have lost but his insight will be helpful...
Myrmex
2009-07-05, 06:00 PM
HOW MANY MORE PEOPLE MUST DIE BEFORE NO ONE HAS TO DIE AGAIN!?


/caps lock
axarts
2009-07-05, 06:53 PM
HOW MANY MORE PEOPLE MUST DIE BEFORE NO ONE HAS TO DIE AGAIN!?


/caps lock

Current estimates at roughly 6.7 billion.

But, you know, things always cost more than you think they will.
GrandMasterMe
2009-07-05, 10:57 PM
Hmmmm. So we have 6.7 billion times to get it right before death wins?
Flame of Anor
2009-07-06, 02:12 AM
That's because it involves Ctrl+Alt+Del. Just sayin'.

But note how CAD is being completely ignored...you are suggesting it has some mystical chaotic effect on those present, like the One Ring?


Although the thread went in a way more interesting direction. It's more like a train leaving the track to soar above the clouds.

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm303/Lord_Chamberlains_Men/flyingtrain.jpg


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