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Athaniar
2009-07-02, 06:01 AM
Spinning off from another thread, the Video Game Name Generator (http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html) can produce some hilarious results.



Hideous Alligator Saga
Curse of the Deer Hunter Hunter
Mythical Buddhist 2000
Celtic Afro Dancers
Irish Kung-fu Dystopia
Star Wars Cricket Anthology
Terrible Sudoku in the Outback
Amish Lizard Oppression
Muppet Transvestite Fiasco
Radical Sailboat of the Deep
Generic Caveman - Collector's Edition
Religious Trailer Park Feud
Holy Yeti Horror
Micro Werewolf Rescue
Demonic Ostrich Carnage
Enormous Conga on Wheels
Hillbilly Lawnmower from Outer Space
Ultraviolent Snowboard Shootout
Eco-Friendly Limbo Anarchy
Subatomic Lego Nation
Big-Time Tetris Horror
All-American Lacrosse in the Desert
Blasphemous Disco Temple
No One Can Stop the Hair Salon Fantasy

Share your own results!

Dihan
2009-07-02, 06:17 AM
I got:

Jewish Sex Throwdown
Canadian Kart Rebellion
Tony Hawk's Bible Journey
Olympic Piano in the Outback
First-Person Ice Cream of the Third Reich
Big-Time Goth Party
Perverted Hobo Island
Hillbilly Wagon Warfare

Comet
2009-07-02, 06:32 AM
Cyborg Mahjong Unleashed

I'd play.

shadow_archmagi
2009-07-02, 07:02 AM
Cyborg Mahjong Unleashed

I'd play.

No, you're too busy playing Stoic Wedding Deathmatch

Emperor Ing
2009-07-02, 07:29 AM
Transvestite STD Over Normandy: A crossdresser WW2 shooter with plague marines.
Killer Samurai Zone: Pretty self explanatory
Wooden Cooking in Crazyland: Cooking with wood has never been this crazy!
Mythical Spelunking Training: Spleunking with MAGIC!!
Catholic Pirate Trader: Pirates with the power of GOD!!
Death-Defying Military Paratroopers: That actually sounds like a plausible game :P
Romantic Hardware Inferno: Machine love, IN HELL!!!
Michael Jackson's Aerobics Lord: :smalleek:
No One Can Stop the Guitar in Toyland: Defy the prophecy and stop the guitar from destroying Toyland!
Explosive Afro Blaster: 1970s Disco FPS

Xefas
2009-07-02, 07:53 AM
Jamaican Chainsaw Invaders. Hordes of chainsaw-wielding Jamaicans in perfect rank and file formation march down (vertically, in fact) upon your homeland. Your mobile orbital defense platform is the only thing that can stop them. Do you have the guts to fire through your own shields to save your people?

Unreal Banjo Revolution. Using the new Banjo Peripheral, you must match a constant stream of flowing banjo notes while navigating the post-apocalyptic pseudo-sci-fi landscapes of both Capture the Flag and Deathmatch online multiplayer maps. Killing Spree! Unstoppable! Dominating!

Ghastly Epigram
2009-07-02, 07:54 AM
All American Llama Base

...

WANT

Blayze
2009-07-02, 07:57 AM
Along with such delights as "Jack Thompson's Hammer Kombat", "Exquisite Dwarf Shootout" and "Masters of Bobsled Crime Scene Investigation", I got...

...Big-Time Gimp Blast.

That gaming collection would be a sight to behold.

Geno9999
2009-07-02, 08:47 AM
I got:
Stealth Ice Cream School (Mmm, ice cream)
In the Lost Kingdom of Hardware 95 (no go)
The Last Battle from Planet X (sounds cool)
Radical Plumber of the Dead (Mario spin-off?)
Sleazy Workout Advance (Yeee-No)
Exquisite Cheese For Kids (???)
Interstellar Moon Fortress (Hey look! the sequel to Dwarf Fortress)
Pro Elevator of Death (The elevators are attacking?)
Aquatic Octopus Fiesta (*facepalm* This is getting sillier every press of the button.)
Enraged Werewolf Caper (Something that makes sense)
BudgetSoft Presents: Cannibal Reloaded (More horror games?)
Mary Kate and Ashley's Bomb Z (Back to utter silliness)
Kosher Big Game Hunter Uncensored (What?)

Moose Fisher
2009-07-02, 09:37 AM
Let's see...

Mythical Pinball Power (That's... Highly Likely)
Go Go Rainbow Base (If it's one of those quirky Japanese games like Katamari, I'm all for it)
Cybernetic Deer Hunter Dash (ROBOTS RACING TO KILL DEER!)
Amphibious Godzilla Bastards (I doubt this title would be allowed in stores)
Sid Meier's Acid of Fury (Simulating... Acid?)
Fatal Bubblegum Boxing (Watermelon... Too Strong...)
Scandanavian WWII Soldier (WW2... WITH VIKINGS!)
Metal Dentist Apocalypse (SNAKE? SNAKE? SNAAAAKE?)
Nudist Chipmunk Gladiator (moving on...)
Intelligent Fishing Heroes (These aren't angsty heroes, they're Intelligent!)
Heinous Axe Gone Wild (I'm imagining a crazed axe, mowing through a city of pedestrians...)
Planet of the Leisure Suit Special Edition (:smalleek:)
Forgotten Platypus Restaurant (Set in the Forgotten City of the Forgotten Realms)
Angry Ostrich Trader ("on a scale from 1-10, how angry is this ostrich you are selling?")
Revenge of Drug-Dealing of Death (THINGS JUST GOT REAL!)
Heroic STD of the Damned (*head explodes*)
Save Yourself from the Barbarian CD (A game that warns you not to play itself!)

Long list, but every ounce is gold.

EDIT: No One Can Stop the Dwarf of Death (Dumb name, but awesome catchphrase)
EDITEDIT: Ye Olde Furry Hero (OHGODOHGODOHGOD:smalleek:)

Rappy
2009-07-02, 10:40 AM
Duke Nukem: Dinosaur Hoedown (Wow. That would be epic.)

Custom Gnome Trainer (Gnomes are monsters, rawr!)

NBA Godzilla Chronicles (So...Godzilla vs. Barkley in game form?)

Bewildering Midget Crime Scene Investigation (Well, I am bewildered.)

Angry Frog of the Third Reich (I've got nothing for this one. :smalleek: )

EDIT: And because it's too crazy not to put down for posterity...Religious Booty of Death

Athaniar
2009-07-02, 10:43 AM
Mega Man's Spatula Saloon
Boring Plumber Family
Unpleasant Hockey Squadron
Luigi's Chainsaw vs. The Space Mutants (in an effort to make the plumber family less boring)
Save Yourself from the Bimbo Restaurant
Political Square Dancing Ignition
Psychedelic Catapult vs. Capcom (they just keep getting weirder, don't they?)
Android Software Jamboree
Def Jam Bobsled Omega
Magnetic Gopher Hell
Erotic Plunger Forever (:smalleek:)
Unforgettable Internet Rave
Disney's Mind Control Stars (it all makes sense now)
In Search of the Vegetarian in My Pocket (:smallconfused:)

Moose Fisher
2009-07-02, 10:50 AM
Subterranean Hobo Academy

That is all.

Cespenar
2009-07-02, 11:04 AM
Final Fantasy Paintball in Space.

And,

Papal Zombie in the Middle East.

Can't decide which is better.

UnChosenOne
2009-07-02, 11:46 AM
Dwarf Shotgun Patrol (Sounds like a good game)
African Battleship Overdrive
Enraged Laser House
Ye Olde Yoga Zombies (WTF)
War of the Blade II (Another good one)
Allied Indian Chronicles
Stoic Bobsled Runner
Extreme Juggalo Assassins
In Search of Snowboard Mission
Action Sloth Thieves
Radioactive Sloth Soldier
Escape from the Hillbilly Marines
Golden Rocket Crusade
Wonderous Funk Daredevils
Arcane Banana Soldier
Profane Afro Rebellion
Pathetic Dwarf Scandal
Teenage Platypus Playhouse
Robotic Guitar Tournament
Boring Zombie Advance
Italian Conga - Total War
Stealth Baseball Hunter
Robotic Cardboard Dance Mix
Little Afro Spectacular
In Search of the Monster Diesel
Heinous Sex Rave (:smalleek:)
Caesar's Porn Extravaganza (Can I've a Brain Bleach?)

Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll
2009-07-02, 11:53 AM
Twisted Driving Pimps (A racing game, with pimps.)
Vampire Android Armada (Robo-vamps... IN SPACE!)
Divine Kung-fu Revenge (This one is actually plausible)
Legendary Rollerball Overload (?)
Teenage Ninja DS (Wait, why aren't I getting silly ones anymore?)
Tom Clancy's Banana in Busytown (Best. Spy. Game. EVAR)

Edit: Sorry, my bad.

This >Papal Ninja Raider< is the best spy game ever.

Johnny Blade
2009-07-02, 12:32 PM
Okay, let's see...

Cthulhu's Goblin Starring Mickey Mouse

That makes too much sense, let's try again...

Hindu Mutant Smuggler

Still too reasonable.

Drug-Induced Ballet of the Blood God

I know what I did last Friday, I'm looking for a video game here. :smallannoyed:

Vampire Midget vs. The Space Mutants

Sounds like fun.

Perverted Insect Gone Wild

Work those mandibles, baby.

Duke Nukem: Writing Saga

BEST GAME EVER!!!

No One Can Stop the Transvestite Nightmare

Okay, I think that has to be it. :smallamused:

Athaniar
2009-07-02, 12:41 PM
Night of the Octopus Scam
Hardcore Mafia in Middle-Earth
Bizarro Crowbar Dynasty
Zombie Hamster in Vegas
Preschool Pokemon Destruction
Blasphemous College Simulator
British Yoga For Kids
The Muppets Crowbar Warfare
Australian Penguin Online
Amish Kangaroo of the Blood God
True Crime: Toon Pimps
African Weight Loss of Might and Magic
Return of the Elevator - The Lost Levels
Drug-Induced Fencing - Limited Edition
Zombie Forklift at the Olympics
The Six Million Dollar Fishing Insanity
Hillbilly Theme Park in Vegas
Explosive Unicorn Overdrive

And finally…

Everybody Loves the Terrorist Offensive

I could do this all day. Actually, that's what I am doing.

Johnny Blade
2009-07-02, 12:50 PM
Dance Dance Mafia Party

Seriously, that needs to become a game at some point.

Mechanized Monkey of Death

And that as well.

Intellectual Boxing Strike Force

And that!

Adventures of the Amish Dreamland

That one...maybe not so much.

Jamin
2009-07-02, 02:47 PM
Ye Olde Dungeon Dance Mix
Dance the dragon to death
German Lightning Operatives
Lightening bolt shaped like the iron cross
Adventures of the Polka Chronicles
:smallbiggrin:

Emperor Ing
2009-07-02, 02:55 PM
Wierd Names Part Deux!

Neurotic Walrus Fight: Uhhhhh....
Hindu Dodgeball DJ: Mix your Indian Music while dodging...oh what the hell. :smallannoyed:
Special Paintball Gold: SPECIAL SPECIAL SUPER AWESOME SPECIAL EDITION!!
Irish Gimp of Magic: WHY?!
College Go-Kart Party: okay seriously these games suck
Elite Hockey Maxx: MAXIMUM HOCKEY!! NONE SHALL PASS!!
Cosmic Go-Kart Zombies: Zombie racing IN SPACE!!
Horrifying Moped Zone: as if the moped wasn't horrifying enough...:smalleek:
Luigi's Goth Online: The forgotten Mario Bro goes Goth and makes an MMO out of it! :smallwink:
Cyborg Fun Raider: Why the warp not ^_^
Ho-Hum Cowboy Preacher: Who the hell would make a game like this?!
Curse of the Kung-fu Machine: Defeat the evil kung-fu machine and stuff!
Magical Blimp Patrol: Eh?
Amphibious Math Live: Aquatic algebra has never been...no wait...algebra still sucks. :smallsigh:
Revenge of the Fun Noodle Boxing: What the warp is a 'boxing'?!
Stupendous Chess Armada Its basically chess, except 5x as awesome!
Unbelievable Equestrian Insanity: :smalleek:

edit:
Heavy Weight Loss Operatives
French Vigilante Princess
Major Frisbee Football
Papal Sandwich Punishment (YES PLEASE!)
Renegade Caveman 2K
Escape from the Frisbee 2000

INSANITY!!

Recaiden
2009-07-02, 03:15 PM
Caribbean Shopping of Love - Self-explanatory
American Kart XXX - Self-explanatory
Papal Underwear Hero - A kid uses the pope's underwear to become a superhero, obviously.
Yoshi's College of Might and Magic - Self-explanatory
Tiger Woods' Ostrich EX - I don't want to know what the EX means.
War of the Hammer Posse - ???
Emo Graveyard Massacre - Far too logical
Tactical Bazooka Babies - A RTT game.
Middle-Eastern Landmine Camp - Also too Logical
Magic Whale Psychologist - Self-explanatory
Mickey's Wedding Saloon - Wild West Weddings, Disney Style.
Communist Aerobics Uncensored - :smallamused:

Copacetic
2009-07-02, 03:18 PM
Stupendous Mountain Climber Showdown (Okay...)
Drug-Induced Beach Sisters (... The Heck?)
Scandanavian Crowbar Invaders (Sounds like a fun game)
Samurai Sailboat Preacher (The ultimate amalgam of Religion, Sword-fighting and Extreme Boating)
Dracula's Skydiving Turbo (Vampires ON A PLANE)
Dracula's Skydiving Turbo (:smallconfused:)
Double Porn - The Quickening (:smalleek:)
Terrible Buddhist - The Movie ( Starring..... pretty much anyone.)
Tactical Lizard Syndrome (come again?)
Tiger Woods' Typing Dystopia (Because Tiger Woods is so obviously terrible at typing he caused a dystopia)
Scottish Spelling Fighter ( Hell, I'd play it)
Presidential Banjo Gone Wild (It only plays the Star-Spangled Banner.)
Mario's Tank Destruction (YES)
Queen of the Cyborg - The Card Game (I play "Daleks Vaporish you!" )
In Search of Porn Fortress (I should really do something else)
Nasty Porn Special Edition (WHY)

Cespenar
2009-07-02, 03:56 PM
Another couple I couldn't resist:

Final Fantasy Bedtime Tactics

Children of the Manlove Inferno

Xallace
2009-07-02, 04:40 PM
"Occult Bobsled Bandits."

...I think we just completely revitalized the racing genre right there.

Zarah
2009-07-02, 04:43 PM
Night of the Dwarf Slam

:smallconfused:

Your guess is as good as mine, guys.

Athaniar
2009-07-02, 04:57 PM
Queen of the Cyborg - The Card Game


http://www.wixiban.com/images/ccg2e/10th/ST2E-EN00007.jpg


Also, Middle-Eastern Octopus World.

Rutskarn
2009-07-02, 04:59 PM
"Perverted Hobo Island," eh? Doesn't Illusion already market a game by that title?

SinisterPenguin
2009-07-02, 05:25 PM
Cthulhu's Acid Hop-A-Bout

...Right. :smallconfused: :smalleek:

Johnny Blade
2009-07-02, 05:47 PM
Australian Lizard Slam

Sounds...masturbatory.

Satan's Chainsaw Voyage

I'd play that.

Awesome Horse Racing Interceptor

Awesome as it may be, I wouldn't recommend this activity.

Thane of Fife
2009-07-02, 05:54 PM
Just so you know, tIGS had a VGNG Competition (http://www.tigsource.com/features/vgng/). So if you want to play such titles as

We Love Mind-Control Rocket
My First Skydiving Academy
Viking Bazooka Bloodbath
ROM Check Fail
or Shameful Pachinko Romance

you can (I can say that ROM Check Fail and My First Skydiving Academy are both fairly high quality, and We Love Mind Control Rocket is fun, too - the others I have not played.

Geno9999
2009-07-02, 05:59 PM
Part 2!
Internet Moon DX (The Internet has evolved from a series of tubes to becoming it's own moon)
Killer Night Polo (*sigh* 'nother lame horror game)
Fatal Tricycle Unit (What.)
Hyper Conga of Magic (The more people on your conga line, the more powerful your magic is!)
Topsy-Turvy Gun Wranglers (Play as Gun Wranglers and flip their world to solve puzzles)
Legend of the Vocabulary - The Movie (lolspeak has destroyed the world's vocabulary. Play as the heroic English Teacher to restore English. Based off of the award winning film)
Medieval Pokemon on the High Seas (Play as armored Pikachus and Pirate Squrtles in the spin-off game of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon.)
The Great Burger Paratroopers (Drop McDonalds burgers on 3rd world countries to stop world hunger.)
Shrunken Punching Dance Party (... I have nothing.)
German Landmine Encounter (*BOOM*)
Weary Chef Dance Mix (The more you dance, the harder it is to stay up.)

chiasaur11
2009-07-02, 06:08 PM
Scooby Doo and the Shopping Rangers.

Possibly the least promising game title ever.

On the other hand, Dynamite Jazz Insurrection sounds pretty awesome.

tribble
2009-07-02, 07:26 PM
Blissful Fashion Destruction
Christian Limbo Armada
Musical Paintball Riders
Great Shotgun Roundup
Kermit's Sushi Exhibition

And MY 2 favorites:
Russian Midget battle
and
Unreal Nudist Legends

Gralamin
2009-07-02, 07:50 PM
Forgotten Nazi Nightmare

chiasaur11
2009-07-02, 08:07 PM
Forgotten Nazi Nightmare

Budget zombie Nazi FPS?

Sounds fun, in a dumb kind of way.

Athaniar
2009-07-03, 09:06 AM
They're actually making games out of generator results? Awesome. Let's see them make games out of these:

Soviet Llama Babies
Dr. Mummy DJ
Australian Android Fight
Nihilistic Yak World
Hitler's Elevator Conspiracy
Everybody Hates the Nudist Basketball
Medieval Blimp Psychiatrist
Hindu Theme Park Slayer
Supreme Hippo in the Salad Kingdom
Underground Trampoline Maniac
Jack Thompson's Furry Racer
Medieval Crowbar Apocalypse (please make this game)
No One Can Stop the Yak Agent
The Last Rodeo Psychiatrist
Peaceful Banjo Assassins
True Crime: Soccer in Middle-Earth (you can't get a truer crime than that)
Undead Chess of Doom (regular chess just became pretty dull)
Vampire Dinosaur Soldier (GIVE IT TO ME NOW)
Blasphemous Thief of the Blood God (sounds nice and family-friendly)
German Sushi Spree
Dracula's Sex Tournament (:smalleek:)
It's a Mad, Mad Workout from Hell (:smallbiggrin:)

Also, an observation: if you put "The Simpsons'" in front of anything, it sounds like it could be a real game.

A Rainy Knight
2009-07-03, 09:11 AM
Yoshi Barbarian Incident. Yes. Somebody make me this game. :smalltongue:

Arcane Copycat
2009-07-03, 09:35 AM
Unholy Lowrider Explosion (Take That Xzibit!)
Mexican Blood Dance Mix (Sounds like a regular Tuesday)
Brain-Damaged Makeout Through Time (All I can think of is Hawking)
Australian Drug-Dealing Insurrection (Based on a true story)
Undercover Monster Truck Strikes Back (... want...)
Spooky Furry in Middle-Earth (No, just... no...)
WWII Nazi Diesel (Hang on, what?)
Cthulhu's Soccer Groove (Brazil may be tough, but they're beatable)
8-Bit Alligator Turbo (I'm not sure what this entails, but I'll buy 10 copies, right now)
The Last Juggalo Scandal (hmmm, maybe if it were on sale...)
Hip-Hip Sailor Hodown (Comes with Dance Mat)
Savage Trampoline Pro (sounds hardcore)
Ultimate Crowbar Planet (We have found Gordon Freeman's home planet)
Impossible Pirate Carnage (I actually own a copy of this.... now wait, that's police footage...)

Geno9999
2009-07-03, 10:23 AM
Part 3!
Amish Batman Ultra (Play as a REALLY retro Batman! No tech at all!)
Rural Handgun Collection (...)
Arcane Motorcycle Agent (Ghost rider?)
Preschool Chainsaw Camp(WTF HAX!)
Exquisite Computer Summit (no.)
Glowing Sniper on Wheels (see the glowing sniper before he gets you!)
Curse of the Fun Noodle Exhibition (???)

I swear, these are getting sillier by the minute.

Inept Police Apocalypse (Great, we all die from incompetence of the police.)
Revenge of the Spatula on the Oregon Trail (What?)
Exquisite Octopus Simulator (Umm...)
Looney Tunes Desert of Mystery (This... might actually make sense)
Monty Python's Harvest Maxx (Defend your self from fresh fruit!)
German Zombie Phonics (The only game that doesn't get better with zombies.)
Wooden Bedtime Inferno (It burns)
Regal Hang Glider Anarchy (WHAT.)
Barbie's Samurai Simulator (This might be better if it was G.I. Joe, but Barbie?)
Final Godzilla Collection (YES.)
Scooby Doo and the Baseball of the Blood God (>_<)
Barbie's Bow Hunter of Death (WHAT. THE...)
Revenge of Batman Agent (sounds interesting.)
Undercover Penguin of the Dead (Because everything's better with penguins.)

Athaniar
2009-07-03, 01:31 PM
The possibilities are endless!

Luigi's Bimbo Revisited (Daisy again?)
Beautiful Paintball Romance
My Very Own Boxing Symphony (I've always wanted one)
Savage Yeti Offensive
Death-Defying Internet in the Middle East
Custom Vocabulary of the Third Reich
Ghetto Axe Romance
Hitler's Kart in Space
Obsessive-Compulsive Trailer Park Machine
Pathetic Prison Raider
Irish Chef Safari
Red Hot Yak Playhouse
Radioactive Underwear Extravaganza (the less said about this one the better)
Allied Trampoline Jihad
Celtic Nazi Adventure
Morbid Landmine Overload
Hitler's Monster Gang
Hidden Gnome Ransom
Narcoleptic Alligator of the Dead
Dracula's Guitar Warfare (Guitar Hero, eat your heart out)

GryffonDurime
2009-07-03, 02:09 PM
Some of my favorites:

My Very Own Prison On The Road
A Natsume WiiWare game combining the charming aesthetic of Harvest Moon with the gritty reality of prison shanking.

Celtic Paintball Syndrome
Sounds like an amazing game, if the paintballs explode into knotwork.

Sleazy Underwear on the Oregon Trail
You have to catch all those diseases from somewhere.

Kamikaze Unicorn World Cup
Like soccer, only a little less violent.

Hitler's Math Academy
...

Green-Shirt Q
2009-07-03, 02:37 PM
There seems to be trends in the videogame titles this makes. Sex, porn, nudists, Nazis and Hitler seem to be VERY common in these titles.

Just an observation.

Cespenar
2009-07-03, 02:44 PM
There seems to be trends in the videogame titles this makes. Sex, porn, nudists, Nazis and Hitler seem to be VERY common in these titles.

Just an observation.

The info section gives a statistics like this:

505 1st words/phrases
348 2nd words/phrases
402 3rd words/phrases

The words you said (and their derivatives) probably equal to, what, 15-20 words among a total number of ~1200 words. So, not as common as it must have appeared to you.

Athaniar
2009-07-03, 03:09 PM
More fun titles:

Almighty Office Orchestra
My Very Own Mafia Encounter
Third-World Sushi III
Go Go Golf Preacher
In the Lost Kingdom of Kangaroo Dudes
Post-Apocalyptic Programming Encounter
All-American Spelling Strikes Again
Lovely Katana Simulator (I’m sure it is)
Save Yourself from the Tennis Bloodbath
Inbred Pokemon Hoedown (will it get the Official Nintendo Seal of Quality? Probably)
Infinite Stapler Power
Chocolate Computer Police
Indiana Jones and the Software Nation
Latino Gopher Kingdom
Hindu Cowboy Preacher
Mexican Banjo Revenge
Combat Samurai of Doom (the most normal-sounding one of these)
Depressing Jetpack Studio
Silent Sex DX
Shrunken Bimbo Machine

Reptilius
2009-07-03, 03:24 PM
The first draft of the new Magic: the Gathering Xbox game:

Occult Cardboard Beatdown

More:
Exciting Alien Frenzy
Erotic Rabbit Trainer
Geriatric Banana Anarchy
Hidden Music Bandits
Divine STD Princess :smallyuk:
Mr. Mind Control Jihad
Boring Moped Trilogy (I'd play it)
Shadow of the Lightning Revisited (that might actually make a good title)
Satan's College DJ
Future Cyborg of Love
Team Chainsaw Alpha (HELL YEAH!!!)
Deadly Piano Yoga (LOLWUT)
Ye Olde Mafia King

And my personal favorite:

The Harlem Globetrotters: Matador Punch-Out!!

Thane of Fife
2009-07-03, 04:40 PM
When the Earth is in trouble, only one man can answer its cries for help: Dirk Jackson, super-spy. With evil corporate businessman Franz Chumley threatening world security, Dirk must infiltrate the secret laser-trip-mine manufacturing plant and put a stop to his evil schemes in
Super Limbo Espionage
How low can you go?

The Cold War has heated up, and the armies of the decadent western pigs are crossing the Iron Curtain. All that remains to defend the Motherland is a cloning facility in the Ukraine, and the only genetic stock available is from your pet. Can you save the Soviet Union from disgrace in
Communist Alligator Factory

And I have all sorts of ideas for Inappropriate Trampoline Saloon.

Mando Knight
2009-07-03, 05:02 PM
Inbred Pokemon Hoedown (will it get the Official Nintendo Seal of Quality? Probably)

Ah, so they're finally making a game where you dance with the Pokemon that you inbred to ridiculous extents.

I keep getting titles that either don't sound like a game title, or else sound like an eroge. For the sake of the kids in the audience, I won't post any of the latter.

Did get a few:
Duke Nukem: Animal of Mystery (Maybe it'll finally tell us why Duke Nukem For(n)ever was hung up in development so long?)
Confusing Arcade in Vegas (That's... what?)
New Bungie Competition (Yeah. It's called Halo: ODST.)
Jamaican Elevator Invasion (what?)
Hardcore Biplane Mayhem (Dude, a WWI flight sim. Now we'll all get to join with Snoopy in cursing the Red Baron)
Battlefield: Bomb Groove (AKA: Staying alive in the midst of a whole bunch of hand grenades)
In Search of the Werewolf Conspiracy (Been there, done that)
Pagan Mushroom Solid (Super Mario meets Metal Gear... to take down Dagon.)
Geriatric Demon Oppression (BORING)
Papal Cyborg Knights (The Church Militant Strikes Back!)
Escape from the Army in Busytown (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busytown) (That could be an "OW! My Childhood!" moment...)
Galactic Lightning Rider (Hm...)
Unremarkable Godzilla Hunt (Dammit. I spend forty hours in Tokyo and nothing happens.)

Drammel
2009-07-03, 07:27 PM
Helicopter Shark Boxing
Fabulous Bongo Espionage
Disney's Sailor Fever
WWII Landmine Orchestra
Sid Meier's Programming Warrior
Big-Time Cricket Attack
8-Bit Moped - The Dark Project
Rogue Shaving Uncensored
Everybody Loves the Florist Planet
Donkey Kong's Dating in the Dark
Battle Unicorn Competition
Bionic Cooking Safari
Kung-fu Flatulence - Limited Edition
Mario's Dentist Gladiator
Shrunken Aerobics Man
Star Wars Frisbee Conquest
Combat Hoedown XXX
Morbidly Obese Wheelchair from Hell
Dangerous STD Domination ... :smalleek: ...yeah I'm done now.

Querzis
2009-07-03, 08:09 PM
Disney's Landmines Turbo (Can Mickey disarm all those landmines before they execute his girlfriend?)

Jackie Chan's Banjo Safari (Jackie give up Martial arts to go hunt rare animals with his trusty banjo!)

Crazy Fun Noodle Units

Religious Ping Pong Dudes «Dude, god is like so cool man.» «Totally, lets play Ping Pong while saying our favorite part of the Bible» «Awesome dude!»

Donkey Kong's Cheese Paratroopers

Mysterious Jetpack Prophecy (Will the mysterious Jetpack destroy the world or save it?)

Mysterious Ballet Wars (...yes, a ballet wars is indeed a very mysterious thing).

Battlefield: Math Party (Math as never been so bloody)

Mario's Castlevania Wars (AWESOME!)

Underwater Programming Collection (Try to program a computer without getting electrocuted.)

Robot Shark - 2nd impact (I wonder what the first impact was...)

And my favorite:


Super Sexy Rabbit Encounter :smalleek: :smallbiggrin: :smallcool:

Deepblue706
2009-07-03, 08:30 PM
Oh man.

Geriatric Bingo Rave
Metal Trailer Park Revenge
Celtic Walrus Lord
Viking Architecture in the Salad Kingdom
Bling Bling Surgery Horde
Sensual Writing Rescue
Curse of Baking Patrol
Dracula's Florist Wars
Killer Weight Loss Heroes
Depressing Office for Kids

Bucky
2009-07-03, 08:37 PM
Heavy Metal Squirrel Rampage anyone?

also:
King of Nazi Island (self-explanatory)
In Search of the Hair Salon in My Pocket
Wild Ballet Apocalypse
Unholy Drug-Dealing Daredevils (seems redundant somehow)
Tactical Mall Jihad
Telekinetic Jetpack Choreographer (needs a good set of controls)
The Stick Man (yup)
Epic Jackhammer Battalion

EDIT:
"Undercover Quiz Tycoon" and "3D Football in the Sky" also deserve a mention

Athaniar
2009-07-04, 03:31 AM
Is there no limit to the amount of crazy results?

MTV's Porn Strikes Again
Eco-Friendly Aerobics of Love
Ingenious Big Game Hunter in the Middle East
My First Railroad of Fury
Stoic Stapler of Might and Magic
Professional Dinosaur Havoc (you don’t want amateur dinosaurs wreaking havoc)
Radioactive Shopping - The Movie
Spectacular Princess Annihilation (excuse me, princess!)
Perverted Deer Hunter Prophecy
Maniac Scooter Psychiatrist
Generic Chef Man (sounds interesting)
Bling Bling Blade Extra
Brain-Damaged Acid Explorer
Disney's Bowling Chronicles
Combat Square Dancing Gang (and here I thought square dancing was dull)
Kamikaze Chipmunk World Cup
British Kangaroo Crusader
Samba de Software Strikes Back
Caribbean Pokemon from Hell
All-American Kitchen Epidemic

Also, is there any way to suggest new "components"?

EDIT: Is there any way for me to create my own random name generator? I was thinking movie names, and I already have a set of components written down on paper...

EDIT 2: It might be best to make a new thread for that so I don't derail this one.

Geno9999
2009-07-05, 11:56 AM
Guitar Chocobo Crusade (YES.)
Lovely Music Punch-Out!! (Every punch you do, you make a note. Disco Kid will love this!)
Real Nuclear Summoner (*BOOM*)
NBA Chess Stadium (*facepalm*)
Biblical Chef Special Edition (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!)
Remote Tank Melee (TANK SMASH!!!)
Legendary WWII Attack (BLITZKERG!)
Mr. Dodgeball Brawl (YAY! a dodgeball game!)
Musical Jungle 64 (Sounds oddly like a Mario rip-off)
Scooby Doo and the Nazi World Tour (See Hitler)
Death-Defying Bible College (STOP IT PLEASE! NO MORE POORLY MADE BIBLE GAMES!!!!)
Charlie Brown's Batman Battle (Worse. Crossover. Ever.)
Brain-Damaged Rugby Maxx (It makes a lot of sense really)
Mega Man's Godzilla Armada (YES!!! YES!!! YEEEEEEEEES!!!)

Emperor Ing
2009-07-05, 12:15 PM
Glowing Love Gladiator: What?
Viking Mahjong in Africa: Its got vikings, what could possibly go wrong?
Radioactive Vegetarian of Mystery: I KNEW vegetarianism was a mutation!
Mechanized Vigilante Smackdown: That game actually sounds pretty badass. Iron Man vs....someone. :smalltongue:
Hardcore Samurai Showdown: Okay now you're just pushing it
Mysterious Bomb Machine: Ohhh...keyyy...
Lair of the Midget Madness: :smalleek: uhh...how about no
Cool Disco from Planet X: okay seriously....is this a game or a band?
Undead River Struggle: Necromancers vs Zombies vying for control of a river?
Shadow of the Grizzly Bear Park: No rly, wtf
Special Florist Fight Club: MARIGOLD, I CHOOSE YOU!!
Trendy Sumo Adventure: Sumo Wrestling MMO
In Search of the Big Game Hunter in the Sky: the tables, they have turned my friend. :smallamused:
Infinite Bomberman Pro: I think that's an actual game...
Confusing Hammer Tactics: Because you're too brain-dead to know what 'hit on head' means.
Jedi Alien XP: Now available on Xbox Live Marketplace!
Future Walrus DX: Now available on Xbox Live Marketplace!
Bling Bling Puppy Massacre: *shakes fist* you bastard....

edit: Epic Dragon Syndrome: A disease that turns people into Force/Prismatic Dragons?! WANT!!

Blayze
2009-07-05, 12:27 PM
Elderly Frisbee Remix -- Oh God.
Underwater Shark Oppression -- Want.
Kirby's Speed vs. Street Fighter -- Where do the awesome titles keep coming from?

I think "Silent STD Summoner" and "Screaming Graveyard Restaurant" top the bill for madness so far.

...and then I come across "Cybernetic Transvestite Jihad".

TMC
2009-07-05, 12:31 PM
Preschool Bimbo Paintball...uhhh...
Big Shadow- The Dark Project
Naughty Transvestite Demolition...eww?
Deranged Lawnmower vs Streetfighter
Lost Internet Adventure

Mando Knight
2009-07-05, 12:37 PM
German UFO Princess (Hm... exotic, with a touch of Deutschland.)
Irresistible Bobsled on Wheels (Makes no sense. NEXT)
Epic Wizard Smackdown (I'd play that... Xykon should be a secret character. :smalltongue:)
War of the Lightning Hop-A-Bout (Nope.)
Tiny Fun Noodle Choreographer (Boring.)
New Motocross Disaster (What, another one?)
The Care Bears' Love Basketball (...:smallconfused:)
Olympic Katana 95 (There were no Olympics in '95.)
Miniature Golf Warfare (That's just... weird.)
Mind-Bending Fun Noodle from Outer Space (This is worse than a B-movie title.)
Return of Vegetarian - The Quickening (Say what?)
Tasteless Mafia Assault (Ugh. If I want to play another Mafia game, it's gotta have class, capice?)
Helicopter Basketball Mission (Makes no sense again...)
Relentless BMX Base (And again.)
Britney Spears' Bungie Epidemic (Wait, what?)
Spooky Dodgeball of the Dead (You can bet that Thriller is in the soundtrack.)
Mr. Spatula Extravaganza (Huh?)
Manic Unicorn - Hot Pursuit (Maybe.)
Lazy Dance - The Dark Project (I'm lazy enough, dangit.)
Neurotic Stapler Rocket (Does not compute.)
Geriatric Deer Hunter Restaurant (AKA any restaurant frequented by old guys from rural Illinois and Missouri.)
Undead Go-Kart Spree (More Thriller.)
My First Go-Kart Smackdown (Not my style. Besides, blue shells aren't kid-friendly.)
All-Night Hockey Polo (You're mixing two different sports. And an all-nighter. There's got to be alcohol involved.)
Indian Nazi Unit (Crud. The code talkers aren't as useful anymore.)
Heavy Metal Hair Salon School (It takes several hours to make the rock star look like he just rolled out of bed.)
Dance Dance Wheelchair Gladiator (No. Just... no.)

Then I came across this:
Celtic Battleship Insurrection
Yesssss.

Piggyebil
2009-07-05, 12:55 PM
Japanese Theme Park Baseball

I want that game. D:

Remote Lizard Brawl

Yay for Lizards.

Regal Monster Truck on the Oregon Trail

YAAAAY!

Unremarkable Bingo Rangers

LOL Whut?

Killer Frisbee Gone Wild

That reminds me, why aren't there any Frisbee video games?

---
That is my most funny.

Gamerlord
2009-07-05, 01:03 PM
Here what I got

Barbie princess hunter(Only if it lets me shoot Barbie :biggrin: )
Britney Spears' Donkey Rebellion(:eek:)
Canadian Karaoke Party(okay....)
Twisted Maze Warrior: (The 3d version of NetHack!)
Summer lightning Crusade( BLITZKRIEG THE PICNICS!!!)
Sim Vampire Kids(Wait,What????)
Double Animal Jihad (OK we are stopping here)
Emo Limbo school( Seriously, we are stopping it here!!!)
Jedi Paintball restaurant( THIS IS GETTING TO WACKY!!)
Heavy Metal Fire in CrazyLand( WANT!!)
Horrifying Devil Paintball *Shoots the guy forcing me to look at these*


peace at last :smallsigh:

EDIT: That guy has returned from the dead to dsiturb me once more!

Awesome Nudist Terror (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!:eek::eek::eek: )
John Romero's Wheelchair Hell (MAKE IT STOP!!!)
Scooby Doo and the Sword Vengeance (WANT WANT WANT!!!!! MUST HAVE :smallbiggrin: )
Arcane Train Experience (That too!)
Disney's Robot Farmer (NOT THAT! :smalleek:)
Star Unicorn Kombat (:smallconfused:)
Magnetic Underwear Racer *casts turn Undead on him*

jamroar
2009-07-05, 01:56 PM
Depressing Badminton of Might and Magic - "Wow, the franchise spinoffs have really gone down the pits."

Neo Flatulence Deathmatch

The Last Computer Online

John Romero's Guitar Marines - "Daikatana meets Guitar Hero!"

Scottish Katana Man - "Isn't there like an entire franchise about that guy already?"

Zombie Workout Domination

Bucky
2009-07-05, 04:50 PM
Tony Hawk's Lawnmower Massacre
Both unspeakably horrible and unspeakably awesome at the same time.

Omega Deer Hunter vs. Street Fighter
Then again, perhaps the previous item wasn't so bad after all.

Intellectual Harpoon Munchers
I'm not sure who's smarter - the munchers or the harpoons. Sounds hardcore, though.

Preschool Zombie Crusade
I'm 99% sure there's a TVTropes article on this

Unreal Handgun in the Magic Kingdom
Meh, the Magic Kingdom has seen worse

Nerf Go-Kart Takedown
Apparently regular red shells are too violent

Pain~less
2009-07-05, 06:20 PM
Helicopter Shark Championship

Profane Amish Kombat

[Edit for Mr. Escher:] M.C. Escher's Porn Bloodbath


time for bed now :smallwink:

Athaniar
2009-07-06, 05:10 AM
Sensual Trampoline Bloodbath (eeh...)
Guitar Midget Safari
Incomprehensible Burger Over Normandy (it sure is)
Brain-Damaged Spider Tale
German Yeti Paintbrawl
Fisher Price Gopher Pinball
Dwarven Weight Loss Daredevils (sound weird, but awesome)
Bling Bling Spatula 3D
Olympic Shopping 2000
Dirty Plumber Horror
Radical Lizard Punch-Out!! (this one actually sounds interesting)
Demonic Porn Uprising (a game about succubi?)
Inappropriate Insect Babies
Dr. Dwarf in Space (might give it a try if it's ever released)
Peaceful Turtle on Wheels (a nice change of pace)
Rocket-Powered Wheelchair Princess
Communist Cardboard Master
Disney's Deer Hunter Hell (not your usual Disney game)
Heavy Ice Cream CD (:smallconfused:)
Dance Dance Hillbilly Prophecy

Also, to clarify my earlier request for help: I basically want the VGNG program but with my own word list (which I already have prepared). Help would be appreciated.

banthesun
2009-07-06, 05:35 AM
Inappropriate Punching Assault
Stealth Kangaroo of the Damned
Soviet Police Journey
Pagan Bongo Incident
Horrifying Spatula Showdown
Inept Dentist EX
Subatomic Fire Rangers
Profane Chess Smuggler
Bling Bling Blimp Kingdom
3D Jackhammer of Love
Save Yourself from the Walrus Offensive

And

Unremarkable Mushroom Dystopia

I love this thing!

Shifty
2009-07-06, 05:52 AM
I wasn't going to post any of these, but a few of them just had to be done.

Armoured Spelunking Offensive: Come on, most of us were already doing this, weren't we?

Zombie Pony Fantasy: Exactly what it says on the tin.

Bizarre Werewolf Fantasy: Isn't that a series of books?

Alcoholic Turtle Assassins: Nobody stays a teenager forever, after all.

No One Can Stop the Alligator Attack! I might just sig that.

Rowsen
2009-07-06, 05:57 AM
Inappropriate Punching Assault
I have to copyright this.

Johnny Blade
2009-07-06, 10:25 AM
Duke Nukem: Hair Salon in the Hood

:cool:

Advanced Polka Brawl

A mixture of fighting and music game, your attacks gain power if you use specific combos that are in tune with the music.
You know, I think this actually sounds like a fun idea.

Kinky Cannibal Punishment

I guess that name stands for itself.

imp_fireball
2009-07-06, 04:00 PM
Angry Shotgun in my Pocket - The quest of Bruce Campbell look-alike with a sidekick personality fused to his shotgun. In his pocket. And it's pissed. Best buddy team-up TPS action/adventure ever.



Deranged Lawnmower vs Streetfighter

The streetfighters are being slowly mutilated by an evil lawnmower containing the spirit of M. Bison! Yes! Yeeeeees! Fight through a series of rounds including deadly final destination esque gardening implements to save (some) of them.


Regal Hang Glider Anarchy

In the distant future, the sky is dominated by... hang gliders and royalty. Become the kingliest of kings and ruler of all hang gliders in what is mostly a complete anarchical death trap anyway in this Crimson Skies spin off!

Athaniar
2009-07-06, 04:11 PM
I advise you all to try ROM CHECK FAIL. It's absolutely amazing.

Legendary Flatulence in the Salad Kingdom (must be the beans)
BudgetSoft Presents: Yak in Africa
Blasphemous Spatula Knights
Eco-Friendly Polka Desperadoes
Ultra Hobo World Cup (there's a world cup for everything nowadays)
Chillin' Batman from Planet X
Queen of the NASCAR Troopers
Soviet Animal Oppression
John Romero's Bobsled Syndrome
Orbital Alien Trivia (what is the maximum warp speed of the ship that just obliterated London?)
Ancient Landmine Yoga (*BOOM*)
Japanese Horse Racing - Hot Pursuit
Undead Puppy Carnage
Depressing Breakdancing Revolution
Lair of the Hippo Tribe
Raging Bedtime Girl
Aquatic Ice Cream Legend
Disturbing Scooter Preacher
Nuclear Cyborg Showdown (please make this game)
Subatomic Flatulence in Vegas

Nobody knows how to help me? Aww...

imp_fireball
2009-07-06, 04:28 PM
So it comes to this. Deuce McCobaltHammerson, has been usurped from his regality! With no hope of an all out brawl, he must enter the deadly hang glider racing tournament - a tournament that ascends the ages and thus whispered by the gods. A spin off of Regal Hang Glider Anarchy, eternity will meet its maker in - Eternal Hang Glider Ignition


BudgetSoft Presents: Yak in Africa

What the hell is a yak doing in africa?! Seriously?! Solve the mystery in this point and click adventure. Created by BudgetSoft. Praised by past critics for cost effective production methodology!


Raging Bedtime Girl

You are Generic Babysitter. You must find the best means to put Little Girl to sleep, whether good (sing a lullabye) or bad (use tranquilizer and/or sleeping pills). Many decisions lay ahead. None of them are easy. Multiple endings!

The 21st century has degenerated to a dystopic state where the youth are entirely uninterested in voting. The rise of emo culture has hit a record high and gangs are claiming territory across the globe. With the recession, the only feasible battlefield technology is the cost effective tennis racket and ball, while the ball repelling net remains in use for defensive purposes.

Heavily influenced by such intense shooters as Gears of War, play war hero Kurt Gargamel in command of his squad in the high strung, heavy TPS: Emo Tennis Wars. Be aware, or you'll get SERVED. And your wrists will be cut (that's usually how they finish you off).

Dash like a Nordic who's never dashed in his entire life in Excruciating Viking Dash!

Making sure the superpowers don't lay nuclear decimation upon each other too early or as part of some abrupt misunderstanding? It's a living. This time, you're pulling an all-nighter in All Night Nuclear Enforcer.

Prowl
2009-07-07, 10:45 AM
Regal Fun Noodle Crusader


IMHO, we have a winnah!

Saithis Bladewing
2009-07-07, 03:58 PM
Italian Breakdancing in the Magic Kingdom

I want this game NOW!!!

Dixieboy
2009-07-07, 05:18 PM
Sid Meier's Blood Universe (Property of "Khorne interactive")
Vegetarian Princess Journey (I think PETA already made this one)
Educational Mutant from Planet X (It's gonna be awesome because it features mutants and a place called "Planet X", but it's gonna suck because it's an Educational game...)
Nudist Aerobics Throwdown (:smalleek:/:smallwink:)
Urban Bongo Baseball (*Succeeds on willsave to avoid making inappropriate joke*)
Bonk's Crystal Wranglers (I got nothing)
European Blood Dungeon (Another "Khorne interactive" production)
Depressing Spelling 3D (Lyke wohw, tohtally kewl dewd)
Dance Dance Workout Assault (DDWA is perhaps the only one of the "Dance dance" series of games i would actually buy)
Chinese Casino Shootout (I think the name you are looking for is "James bond game")
Nerf Gimp Strikes Again (MUST OWN! :smallfurious:)
Hindu Plumber Gold
Dwarven Fashion - The Dark Project (Lulz)

Slash_712
2009-07-08, 05:30 PM
Alright, let's see o few of these......

Amazon Lizard of the Blood God (To normal...)
Third World Fashion Online (Where trash and people come together to make something beautiful)
Kosher Bedtime Solid (Rabbi, I can't sleep.)
Magic Bimbo Chronicles (OMG they made more than one?!?!?!)
Sim Rabbit Empire (Yeah..... I got nothing :smallfrown: not like your reading these anyway....)
Unholy Viking Kids (Hey, who of them isn't?)
Raging Fighter on the High Seas (Wait, really? this one makes sense. Why?)
Demonic Karate Underworld (Demons on Demons, I'm in)
Night of the Polka Party (Wait, is it Friday already?)
Horrifying Soccer Panic (Sounds like a movie)
Claustrophobic Grizzly Bear Football (Yes, I'd like season tickets please.)

Alright last one......
Everybody Hates the Lego Choreographer (Amen, amen)

Pie Guy
2009-07-08, 10:14 PM
Canadian Cardboard- Third Strike

You shoot cardboard in Canada for the third time?:smalleek:

Edit:
Incredible Stick Exhibition

:smalleek::smalleek::smalleek:

Tharivol123
2009-07-08, 10:26 PM
Boring Math Apocalypse
Asian Yak Blast
Luigi's Devil Academy :smalleek:
Dead or Alive Cyborg Zombies :smallconfused:
Indiana Jones and the Gopher Experience :smalleek:
Indiana Jones and the Jazz Shoot :smalleek:
I'm done...

potatocubed
2009-07-09, 07:31 AM
I just got 'Heavy Metal Monster Truck 3D', which I think is the title of an actual video game. =/

EDIT: 'Master Chief's Workout Fiasco'

XD

Miss Nobody
2009-07-09, 07:51 AM
Tony Hawk's Ice Cream in the Sky
Transvestite Hitman co-op
Haunted Rugby Patrol
Fluffy Plumber Showdown
Frankenstein's Zombie Explosion
Legendary Sushi Soldier
Michael Jackson's Spatula Rider
Unpleasant Spelling of the Deep
Awesome Demon Anthology
Strategic Lawnmower Warfare
Britney Spears' Army Smackdown
Terrible Spatula Safari

Ripped Shirt Kirk
2009-07-09, 07:55 AM
I would kick ass at lethal tennis maniac.

EDIT: Drunken College Crime Scene Investigation, too good to be true.

scottcrowan
2016-04-28, 07:43 AM
This one is really a nice game.

Xiander
2016-04-29, 07:00 AM
Team Battleship Dance Party

True Crime: Tricycle Force


I strugle to figure out which I would play first.

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