V: Soup or Salad?

[delguidance]

V's complexity and simmering temper clearly makes him a soup. Soup is the more intelligent choice and that's what V is all about. His thoughts practically boil over, again a very soupish trait. I thought it would be important to get this settled.

[Zanaril]

Lets get the Mindfl squid thingy back and ask him.

[PairO'Dice Lost]

Obviously he's a salad.

He recently exhibited tactical reasoning resembling stale croutons (old, bland, and easily crushed).
He has shown grace under pressure resembling iceberg lettuce (thin, flaky, and easily torn).
He is regarded by many as resembling spinach (using V is good for them, but it leaves a bad taste in their mouths).
His spells resemble cherry tomatoes (bright, flashy spells that are eaten in one bite) rather than a good soup (long-lasting spells that are savored).
His vocabulary resembles feta cheese (huge mouthfuls scattered all over at every opportunity).
His hair resembles purple onions topping a salad.
He has a Soul Splice vinaigrette poured all over him and oozing into every fiber of his being--you can try to scrape it off your salad, but it's still soaked in pretty well.

All in all, definitely a salad.

[Laughing Dragon]

V's complexity and simmering temper clearly makes him a soup. Soup is the more intelligent choice and that's what V is all about. His thoughts practically boil over, again a very soupish trait. I thought it would be important to get this settled.

Intelligent choices ... really? Are we reading the same comic?

If soup is the intelligent choice, then V is salad.

[KindaChang]

Obviously V is the applesauce you can ask for instead.

Unusual tasting and difficult to identify what kind of apple it is.

[Sereg]

I'm starting to think that there are fewer things that we do know about V than things we don't. Gender? Alignment? Reasons for adopting children? Soup/salad? etc. Maybe V is a thin vegetable soup with many large chunks or a salad with so much dressing, it's served in a bowl.

[Zanaril]

I'm starting to think that there are fewer things that we do know about V than things we don't. Gender? Alignment? Reasons for adopting children? Soup/salad? etc. Maybe V is a thin vegetable soup with many large chunks or a salad with so much dressing, it's served in a bowl.

We've probably gotten more information about the MiTD than about V. Or it's at least a tie. :smalltongue:

[Silakka]

Obviously he's a salad.

He recently exhibited tactical reasoning resembling stale croutons (old, bland, and easily crushed).
He has shown grace under pressure resembling iceberg lettuce (thin, flaky, and easily torn).
He is regarded by many as resembling spinach (using V is good for them, but it leaves a bad taste in their mouths).
His spells resemble cherry tomatoes (bright, flashy spells that are eaten in one bite) rather than a good soup (long-lasting spells that are savored).
His vocabulary resembles feta cheese (huge mouthfuls scattered all over at every opportunity).
His hair resembles purple onions topping a salad.
He has a Soul Splice vinaigrette poured all over him and oozing into every fiber of his being--you can try to scrape it off your salad, but it's still soaked in pretty well.

All in all, definitely a salad. I think I heard something... oh, that must be the sound of someone winning an internet. Have a cookie.

[Skorj]

Obviously he's a salad.

He recently exhibited tactical reasoning resembling stale croutons (old, bland, and easily crushed).
He has shown grace under pressure resembling iceberg lettuce (thin, flaky, and easily torn).
He is regarded by many as resembling spinach (using V is good for them, but it leaves a bad taste in their mouths).
His spells resemble cherry tomatoes (bright, flashy spells that are eaten in one bite) rather than a good soup (long-lasting spells that are savored).
His vocabulary resembles feta cheese (huge mouthfuls scattered all over at every opportunity).
His hair resembles purple onions topping a salad.
He has a Soul Splice vinaigrette poured all over him and oozing into every fiber of his being--you can try to scrape it off your salad, but it's still soaked in pretty well.

All in all, definitely a salad.

Convincing!

OK, but: V: Paper or Plastic?

[Sereg]

Convincing!

OK, but: V: Paper or Plastic?

For this one I say plastic. V will want to save the paper for scrolls and spellbook pages.

[Ichneumon]

Paper, he's an elf and elves are all about eco-friendliness.

V: Nature or Nurture?

[Zanaril]

Paper, he's an elf and elves are all about eco-friendliness.

Elves in general, yes. V would use whatever's most efficient.


I think we've got ourselves a forum game!

V: Nature or Nurture?

Nurture. Both V's parents are/were rangers, and it was Aarinadrius' influence that led V to being an antisocial nerd geek wizard.


Which is more important to V: family or friends?

[Optimystik]

Which is more important to V: family or friends?

Friends, clearly. His friends are interested in leveling up, and his family is not.

[Yoyoyo]

Since Optimystick didn't ask -- flour or corn tortilla?

[Olorin Maia]

Flour; V is going to find what is easiest and simplest, not going to work to find something that is better for hir.

V:Pepsi or Coke?

[Borris]

Cherry Coke, I guess.

V: male or female?

What? :smallconfused:

[y2kyle89]

Cherry Coke, I guess.

V: male or female?

What? :smallconfused:

The only way we can learn the answer to that is by Belkar accidentally finding out (much to his horror)

V: to be or not to be?

[Ichneumon]

The only way we can learn the answer to that is by Belkar accidentally finding out (much to his horror)

V: to be or not to be?

Depends, whether it is before or after the disintegrate.

V: sms or e-mail

[Random832]

sms, email would be too much a waste of V's time.

V: Great taste, or less filling?

[Prak]

It really comes down to, he's an elf, so obviously he's a salad. I suppose he's lucky the fiends didn't make him steamed vegetables.



(I'm now waiting to see who has familiarity with Glorantha....)

[Moff Chumley]

I'm assuming you meant great taste or more filling, in which case the answer is obviously great taste. For instance, V would be a Filet Mignon while Roy would be a large porterhouse.

[Ichneumon]

V: Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle?

[Optimystik]

V: Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle?

Charmander. Destructive and disrespective of his master.

V: Mac or PC?

[Ichneumon]

V: Mac or PC?

You just won this thread.

I think after doing http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0504.html he will want to go to mac.

[Zanaril]

You just won this thread.

I think after doing http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0504.html he will want to go to mac.

Or just use Firefox.

[Ubergeek]

Definitely a PC. It has the computing power, but breaks down when you need it most.

V: Fire, Water, Earth, or Wind?

[Olo Demonsbane]

V is a PC. So are Roy, Elan, Haley...

FWEoW: Have you read the early bits of the comic :smalltongue: FIRE!

[Querzis]

Definitely a PC. It has the computing power, but breaks down when you need it most.

V: Fire, Water, Earth, or Wind?

Definitly fire. Hes hot-headed, impulsive and once he burned all his spells, hes pretty much useless.

V: Pirate or Ninja?

[Skorj]

Woah, I accidentally a forum game.


V is a PC. So are Roy, Elan, Haley...

Ha! You win one internet.


Definitly fire. Hes hot-headed, impulsive and once he burned all his spells, hes pretty much useless.

V: Pirate or Ninja?

Ninja, she doesn't seek comfort and luxury the way Haley does when she answered that question.

V: Cat person or Dog person?

[Random832]

V: Cat person or Dog person?

Clearly a cat person - expects the whole world to revolve around himself... oh, wait, no, that's not a cat person, that's a cat.


I'm assuming you meant great taste or more filling,

I'm guessing you're either not an American or not old enough - "Great taste / less filling" is an old advertising slogan.

[EmperorSarda]

V: Cat person or Dog person?

Neither, V. soon forgets that V. has one or the other.

[Zanaril]

Cat. Fussy and aloof.

Sweet or savoury?

[Random832]

Sweet - as an Evoker the spells just provide an initial rush rather than any real substance.

V: Old and busted, or new hotness?

[Ichneumon]

Sweet - as an Evoker the spells just provide an initial rush rather than any real substance.

V: Old and busted, or new hotness?

New and hotness! Just look at her! Rawr!

Horror or Romance?

[Zanaril]

Romance. I think V has a soft side for emotions, despite being drastically deficient in expressing them and coping with relationships.

Then again, she might find romance novels a bit cliched and tedious.

With regards to chocolate: dark, milk or white?

[Optimystik]

Horror or Romance?

Both! (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0020.html) :smallwink:

Poker or Blackjack?

[Zanaril]

Both! (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0020.html) :smallwink:

I love you. Be afraid.

[werik]

With regards to chocolate: dark, milk or white?

Dark. V only uses the purest components in her spells, and her Burning Molten Chocolate spell would require dark chocolate and not milk. Furthermore, white chocolate isn't even chocolate per se, but made from cocoa butter.


Poker or Blackjack?

While V would be loathe to play a game of pure chance rather than one of logic and strategy, he would choose poker, because the possible combinations are more numerous. Furthermore, nobody could tell if he was bluffing.

Nintendo, Playstation, or X-Box?

[Fencing Fool]

Nintendo, Playstation, or X-Box?

Playstation. Very good when working but easy to break and constantly
making noise.

Flute or Tuba?

[Zanaril]

As tempted as I am to say Flute (since I play one) I'll have to go with tuba since they can make a lot more noise. Although with a flute you can play ear splittingy high notes...

Open qustion.

[Optimystik]

I love you. Be afraid.

If your avatar is any indication, I have reason to be :smallbiggrin:



Nintendo, Playstation, or X-Box?

Nintendo, because after the industry upgrades he's left with inferior components. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0340.html)

Longbow or Crossbow?

[Olorin Maia]

V sneers at your lack of arcane arts, but admits that she is already proficient in a longbow; though not very good.

laptop or desktop?

[Ichneumon]

V sneers at your lack of arcane arts, but admits that she is already proficient in a longbow; though not very good.

laptop or desktop?

Desktop, he never learned teleport.

[Skorj]

Seems we need a question - V: Sports car, or SUV?

[Optimystik]

Seems we need a question - V: Sports car, or SUV?

SUV. Functional and powerful, but unattractive with terrible mileage.

Football or Basketball?

[Olorin Maia]

Basketball; one star in basketball can change the whole game.

Quiznos or Subway?

(or should I make that Serfway?)

[rewinn]

Seems we need a question - V: Sports car, or SUV?
V must be a sports car: you'd think that's cuz V is high power but very high maintenance, but it's mostly cuz V's partner is SUVie.

---

V: Rock, paper, or sissors?

[Pyron]

V must be a sports car: you'd think that's cuz V is high power but very high maintenance, but it's mostly cuz V's partner is SUVie.

Actually, V's partner is Kyrie. Suvie is V's pet name. Which fits because only V can burn so much arcane gas and get so little mileage. :smallbiggrin:


V: Rock, paper, or sissors?

:vaarsuvius: "Paper (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0424.html)beats rock!"

V: Ginger or Maryanne?

[Haggis]

Maryanne.

V has a certain nativity despite his intelligence.

Credit or Debt?

[Blackdog]

Maryanne.

Credit or Debt?

Credit of course, at two hundred percent interest.

Odds or evens?

[Optimystik]

Credit of course, at two hundred percent interest.

Odds or evens?

Odd, because he is.

Heads or Tails?

[Forbiddenwar]

Heads, easy. Not really "tail" (aka reproduction) minded.:smallwink:
Black or white?

[Optimystik]

Black or white?

His evil opposite was black, so he must be white.

iPhone or Blackberry?

[Moff Chumley]

Blackberries are more professional.

Metal or classical?

[John Campbell]

sms, email would be too much a waste of V's time.
Are you kidding? She doesn't even use contractions. Can you really see her compressing anything he has to say into text message format?

Email. Long-winded emails full of words that confuse her spell-checker. (Not that she ever uses his spell-checker, of course, because her mighty intellect, which is capable of shaping the raw forces of creation itself, makes his spelling naturally flawless.)

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

Metal. Though his typically calm and collected nature would suggest otherwise, he is prone to bursts of loudness, often breaks into long tracts of (apparent) gibberish, and most importantly, has always loved pyrotechnics.

V: Space... or Time?

[Forbiddenwar]

Basketball; one star in basketball can change the whole game.

Quiznos or Subway?

(or should I make that Serfway?)

Tough call. Quiznos toastes and subway nukes.
Fireball toasts, distentegrate nukes
Early V is quiznos current V is subway.

Metal. Though his typically calm and collected nature would suggest otherwise, he is prone to bursts of loudness, often breaks into long tracts of (apparent) gibberish, and most importantly, has always loved pyrotechnics.

V: Space... or Time?

V can alter reality as she sees fit. so neither

V: onion rings or french fries?

[sankai]

French Fries. They just seem more...Traditional, and V is steeped in arcane tradition.


V: Obi-wan Kenobi or Mace Windu?

[Random832]

French Fries. They just seem more...Traditional, and V is steeped in arcane tradition.


V: Obi-wan Kenobi or Mace Windu?

Mace Windu - because of the purple hair / purple lightsaber if nothing else.

V: Red or Blue?

[PairO'Dice Lost]

Mace Windu - because of the purple hair / purple lightsaber if nothing else.

V: Red or Blue?

Red, obviously; look at the robes! (Plus, the soul splice sharing-of-power thing is suspiciously Communistic....)

V: Cleric or Druid?

[waterpenguin43]

V: Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle?
Squirtle, perky but not that outgoing and sprays everyone with arcana.

V: Cleric or Druid? Druid, she binds herself to something and seeks to become one with it.
V: Which element? (classic, not periodic table)

[Rae Artemi]

V: Which element? (classic, not periodic table)

Fire Fire Fire, does anyone read the beginning of the comic?

[delguidance]

To clarify my original post V isn't about intelligent choices, I just meant that his primary stat was int.



V: Beatles or Rolling Stones?

[Random832]

V: Cleric or Druid?

Cleric//Druid.


V: Beatles or Rolling Stones?

Rolling stones - it's much easier to attack someone by rolling a stone over them than by having beetles attack them. :smallcool: What? :smallconfused: :smallbiggrin:

V: Which element? (periodic table, not classic)

[qcbtnsrm]

Which element? (periodic table, not classic)
Magnesium. Light but it burns hot.

V: City of Heros or World of Warcraft?

[waterpenguin43]

Chlorine, can be used to kill or protect. Or maybe silver because he hates devils and he can be used in medicine, can shine well, but unlike gold (Elan) he can rust.

[Ridureyu]

Magnesium. Light but it burns hot.

V: City of Heros or World of Warcraft?



World of Warcraft for the ULTIMATE ELVISH ARCANE POWEEEEERRRRRR


V: Butcher or Candlestick Maker? (Baker is taken already)

[waterpenguin43]

Definitely a PC. It has the computing power, but breaks down when you need it most.

V: Fire, Water, Earth, or Wind?

Water(His upsides) and Fire(His downsides) tie, V is either cool and intelligent, or angry and impulsive.

[Random832]

V: Butcher or Candlestick Maker? (Baker is taken already)

As an evoker who has as far as I know never created a magical item, Butcher.


V: Atlantic or Pacific? (or, hell, pick any ocean)

[ericgrau]

We need an awesome SMBG thread for this. Until then, we still have this one.

[Sereg]

Pacific. It's the largest and V doesn't like subtlety.

Seeing as though we've just done oceans, which continent. (Earth not Ootsverse)

[Milskidasith]

V: Robot pirate, or Ninja Zombie?

[Olorin Maia]

which continent. (Earth not Ootsverse)

Asia; it may, possibly contain V's arcane power.


Robot pirate or Zombie Ninja?

V laughs in the face of technological advancement. Zombie Ninja by default.

Chicken, or Egg? (as in which came first.)

[Elfin]

Egg, obviously; an egg held the first fully-evolved modern chicken.

[Random832]

OK now which is V? Alternately, which does V believe came first?

[ref]

And here I thought soup or salad was about an obscure trope...

[Zanaril]

OK now which is V? Alternately, which does V believe came first?

Since V knows the world was created, then the chicken must have been created fully formed.

[rewinn]

Chicken, or Egg?
Chicken, because an egg makes a pretty useless familiar.


Actually, V's partner is Kyrie. Suvie is V's pet name. Which fits because only V can burn so much arcane gas and get so little mileage. :smallbiggrin:
Heh! Well done!

[Sereg]

However V is an egg as V has much to learn.

Chicken, beef or fish?

[Zanaril]

However V is an egg as V has much to learn.

Chicken, beef or fish?

Chicken, apparently.

Original Recipe or Extra Crispy?

[JoseB]

Chicken, apparently.

Original Recipe or Extra Crispy?

But of course, Extra Crispy! Isn't it obvious, when reading the earlier comics?

So... V: Lion, Witch, or Wardrobe?

[SadisticFishing]

Err... witch?

[Zanaril]

No, you have to decide which.

[Optimystik]

No, you have to decide which.

*groans*

I'd say Wardrobe, because he's changed his look more than any other PC.

Rice or lo mein?

[Trebuchet]

It really comes down to, he's an elf, so obviously he's a salad. I suppose he's lucky the fiends didn't make him steamed vegetables.

(I'm now waiting to see who has familiarity with Glorantha....)

V might be salad (I agree there - wilting after too much heat, completely different with different dressing) but not a Glorantha elf. I hate those bad-tempered plant guys.

[EmperorSarda]

Red, obviously; look at the robes! (Plus, the soul splice sharing-of-power thing is suspiciously Communistic....)

V: Cleric or Druid?

Neither, divine spells aren't real magic anyways.

Community college or four year university?

[Random832]

Four-year university, considering that he in fact spent a century studying.

V: Five-meat, Supreme, or Plain Cheese? (pizza, that is)

[AgentPaper]

Four-year university, considering that he in fact spent a century studying.

V: Five-meat, Supreme, or Plain Cheese? (pizza, that is)

Supreme ARCANE POWER!(tm) of course. Lots of everything, but the cost is too high and you never have enough of what you want.

V: Chuck Norris or Jet Li?

[Querzis]

Supreme ARCANE POWER!(tm) of course. Lots of everything, but the cost is too high and you never have enough of what you want.

V: Chuck Norris or Jet Li?

...ok so either you change Chuck Norris for Jackie Chan or Jet Li for O-chul otherwise its just really not a fair comparison.

[Drammel]

Chuck Norris, because O-Chul is being played by Chuck and V clearly just saved O-Chul.

V: Frankenstein or Dracula?

[Kaytara]

Chuck Norris, because O-Chul is being played by Chuck and V clearly just saved O-Chul.

V: Frankenstein or Dracula?

Pft, Dracula. Cool intelligence and a keen mind over reanimated hulking flesh any day of the week. Unless by Frankenstein you meant the scientist rather than the monster, in which case V would be Frankenstein.

V: Popcorn or pizza? (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0301.html)

[moxproxy]

That would be Popcorn, apparently! :smallbiggrin:

(or perhaps Soda, considering the similarities between these (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0301.html) two (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0504.html) strips.)

V: The mountain, or the beach?

[Drammel]

That would be Popcorn, apparently! :smallbiggrin:

V: The mountain, or the beach?

Beach, V spent a whole lotta time on one doing nothing but studying magic.

P.S. D'oh yeah I meant to specifiy Dr.Frankenstein and not the monster.

V: Prefers Redheads, Blondes, or Brunettes?

[Zanaril]

(or perhaps Soda, considering the similarities between these (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0301.html) two (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0504.html) strips

*Snort!* *gets cola up nose from laughing*


V: Prefers Redheads, Blondes, or Brunettes?
Prefers green hair, actually.

Otherwise redheads, since Haley is V's best friend.

Open question.

[Rae Artemi]

V: Witch or wizard or wizitch.

[Drammel]

*Snort!* *gets cola up nose from laughing*


Prefers green hair, actually.

Otherwise redheads, since Haley is V's best friend.

Open question.

D'oh! Botched another one. Okay thrid time's a charm right?

V: Rocky Horror or Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?

[JoseB]

D'oh! Botched another one. Okay thrid time's a charm right?

V: Rocky Horror or Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?

"Rocky Horror", obviously! V is the intellectual-scholarly type, and fits perfectly the weirdo mad-scientist vibe of "Rocky Horror". He is not the artist type, which would feel more at ease in the atmosphere of "Priscilla".

And now...

V: American Football or Baseball?

[Gwynfrid]

V: American Football or Baseball?

Football. If attacking Xykon wasn't a Hail Mary pass, I don't know what is.

(Frenchman smugly congratulates himself for understanding about American football just enough to know what a Hail Mary pass is :smalltongue:)

V: Champagne or orange juice ?

[Drammel]

Football. If attacking Xykon wasn't a Hail Mary pass, I don't know what is.

(Frenchman smugly congratulates himself for understanding about American football just enough to know what a Hail Mary pass is :smalltongue:)

V: Champagne or orange juice ?

V drinks fine elven wine in an average Azurite bar. Definately the sort with more refined tastes than mere orange juice (unless it turns out that the pulp floating in the glass configures a pattern which grants Ultimate Arcane Power).

V: The Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi? (Thank you Kevin Smith for Clerks)

[moxproxy]

V: The Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi?

Right now I'd say somewhere between those two. :)

And I swear to God I was going to post this question before I read your question, so I'm neither a copycat, or trying to start a "Star X"-flame war!

V: Original Star Trek, or The Next Generation?

[Berserk Monk]

You know, normally I'd flame a thread like this for taking such a ridiculous concept that was a trivial statement in a comic and turning it into a whole discussion thread, but if the soup or salad question can replace the gender question, then I'm game.

[Forbiddenwar]

Incredibly verbose? Star Trek Next Generation.


V: Prefers Fiction or nonfiction

[Drammel]

You know, normally I'd flame a thread like this for taking such a ridiculous concept that was a trivial statement in a comic and turning it into a whole discussion thread, but if the soup or salad question can replace the gender question, then I'm game.

Life sir, is a continual series of soup or salad questions, each more relevant than 'what's the elf got in it's pants?' The only real question is: Is the gender question a soup or salad question?

Also, nonfiction. If V can't be bothered to be interested in the fictional narrative around V's own life (which it seems most every creature in the OttS universe is aware of) I doubt that any other fiction can engage V's interest.

V: Gondor or Rohan?

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Gondor. Rohan is the up-and-coming, still youthful power. Gondor is the more stagnant one. On the other hand, Rohan has flashy cavalry charges. On the third hand, I can't help but draw similarities between the assault on Minas Tirith and the assault on Azure City.

V: Mozart, Beethoven, or Bach?

[Gwynfrid]

V: Mozart, Beethoven, or Bach?

Beethoven, for the heroic and the destiny symphonies. Also for tragic deafness :smalleek:

I'm still hoping, against all odds, that it will all end with an ode to joy.

V: fine elven wine, for sure, but is that red or white ?

[Forbiddenwar]

Red
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0385.html

In my opinion, white wine is as much wine as white chocolate is chocolate.
I think V would agree.
Open question.
Could we expand this game to other characters? Like:
Belker: hamburger or hot dog?

[Pyron]

Belker: hamburger or hot dog?

Hamburger; hot dogs remind him of this (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0140.html).

V: Tifa or Aerith?

[Bibliomancer]

Hamburger; hot dogs remind him of this (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0140.html).

V: Tifa or Aerith?

Aerith. No elf would ever tolerate being compared to something shorter than 6 letters.

[Pyron]

Aerith. No elf would ever tolerate being compared to something shorter than 6 letters.

In that case....

V: Mario or Luigi?

[Bibliomancer]

In that case....

V: Mario or Luigi?

The one that better at making things explode (which would vary considerably).

V: Abbot or Costello?

[Forbiddenwar]

the smart one, costello

V: Sunny or Cher?

[EmperorSarda]

the smart one, costello

V: Sunny or Cher?

Cher. I don't know why though.

Larry, Curly or Moe?

[JoseB]

Larry, Curly or Moe?

All three of them at the same time! V is more than able to unleash apocalyptic messes unheard of by lesser mortals.

V: Tyrannosaurus Rex, or Velociraptor?

[Zanaril]

Velociraptor.


Paper books or e-books?

[Thanatosia]

Paper, until such time as you can banish titanium elementals with E-books.

V: Les Miserables or Phantom of the Opera

[Xaklin_Magewrit]

Chuck Norris, because O-Chul is being played by Chuck and V clearly just saved O-Chul.

V: Frankenstein or Dracula?
Frankenstein he made Frankenstein's monster. Jk I knew what you meant. Dracula since they age well and both powerful without being physicslly strong.

V: Sega or Nintendo.
Man I type slow.

[Glome]

V: Les Miserables or Phantom of the Opera

Les Miserables, V doesn't see why anyone would concern themselves with the trivialities of appearance, plus the redemption theme of Les Miserables is just more relevant to his situation.

V: Tai Chi Chuan or Yoga.

[Erts]

V: Tai Chi Chuan or Yoga.

Tai Chi Chuan, Yoga is a way to relax, while Tai Chi Chan has more movements. V like practicality. (Yoga is practical, but in a different way.)

V: Pancakes or Waffles?

[ChowGuy]

Pancakes. All those holes give waffles a sense of depth, but V's pretty two-dimensional.

V: Gas or Electric?

[Olorin Maia]

Gas. V is very explosive.

Heads or Tails?

[ChowGuy]

Heads. V's only interest in tails is using hir intellect to kick them.

V: Rock, Paper, or Scissors?

[Poppy Appletree]

Tails. Heads are far too messy - V's Disintegrate spell removes the entirety of the person, leaving only their coattails.

Dangit, ninja'd.

Rock. V's Charisma isn't high enough to make fine cuts using eloquence alone, as paper would, preferring a good lambasting, and V's evocations are too raw for the clean strokes of scissors.

Also, this is the most hilarious thread I have ever seen.

V: Peppermint or spearmint?

[ChowGuy]

Peppermint. Comes on strong, then leaves just a bad taste in your mouth.


V: Cole slaw or potato salad?

[Sereg]

Cole slaw as it's shredded which appeals to V's destructive tendencies.

Biology, chemistry or physics?

[Poppy Appletree]

Biology, chemistry or physics?

Definitely telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down.

V: Spork or foon?

[Skorj]

Spork, foons are too silly for V.

V: Nurse Chapel, or Yeoman Rand?

[DnDgeek13]

Spork, foons are too silly for V.

V: Nurse Chapel, or Yeoman Rand?

Yeoman Rand. she joined OotS to reach a certain goal.

V. Rosencrantz or guildenstern?

[JenBurdoo]

Neither: (S)he'd write them both off as completely irrelevant.

Mustard or ketchup?

[Poppy Appletree]

Mustard. Like mustard, one must be wary of V, as they share the same side effect: They make things burn.

V: Salsa or chutney?

[hamishspence]

well, if V keeps going into risky situations, V might well end up as salsa :smallamused:

V as a foodstuff- I'd say Marmite- some like V, some don't. :smallwink:

[Glome]

We seem to be short a question, so I'll throw one out

V:Huginn or Muninn?

(to save someone looking it up, they are Odin's ravens, whose names translate to thought and memory respectively)

[Murdim]

V:Huginn or Muninn?Probably Huginn, since he never seems to remember of hir own raven familiar. Don't know if that means Blackwing is Muninn, or just insignificant.

V : comics or mangas ?

[Olorin Maia]

As V cannot remember hir own raven, I'm going to have to go with the one that means thought, Huginn.

Manga, as they burn! (comics could be online, and therefore not flammable.)

V:Newspapers or News channels?

[Sereg]

Newspapers by your own logic.

Silver or cold iron?

[JoseB]

Silver or cold iron?

Silver. V is an elf, and therefore belongs to a people famous for its artistic tendencies. Silver can be worked into small beautiful jewelry; cold iron cannot.

V: Wasp, bee or hornet?

[Sereg]

Bee because they suicidally pumpmore venom into you than they should for their size. This is overkill enough to be V's style.

Glasses or contacts?

[pflare]

Obviously V is both. Since we do not know whether s/he is male or female; likewise we cannot tell whether s/he is soup or salad.

[Milskidasith]

Contacts; glasses would take up a valuable equipment slot.

[Forbiddenwar]

Bee because they suicidally pumpmore venom into you than they should for their size. This is overkill enough to be V's style.

Glasses or contacts?

Lazic surgury
V would not submit to any weakness!

V: Uses a pen or uses a pencil (if both are available)

[tribble]

Lazic surgury
V would not submit to any weakness!

V: Uses a pen or uses a pencil (if both are available)

A pencil, pens are too frustrating with their not-writing-even-though-the-thing-is-still-full-of-ink shtick.

V: Bilious, Melancholic, Phlegmatic or Sanguine?

[Olorin Maia]

As V recently has determined that she can be wrong, a pencil.


Bilious, as she is very easily angered and bad tempered.

As a better question to my previous one, CNN, MSNBC or Fox News?

[Knaight]

All 4 simultaneously. Its not just the laws of physics V tells to shut up and sit down.

V: Yellow Bile, Black Bile, Blood, or Phlegm.

[Erts]

[S]
As a better question to my previous one, CNN, MSNBC or Fox News?

MSNBC and Fox, the rage and insestance that they are right. CNN just hints at stuff really weird. (Well, obviously, the protests in Iran have A LOT to do with twitter, huh?")

V: Red or Blue version? Silver or Gold? Ruby or Saphire? Diamond or Pearl?

[Forbiddenwar]

MSNBC and Fox, the rage and insestance that they are right. CNN just hints at stuff really weird. (Well, obviously, the protests in Iran have A LOT to do with twitter, huh?")

V: Red or Blue version? Silver or Gold? Ruby or Saphire? Diamond or Pearl?

Red (see robe)
Silver. Has more utility than gold and can varnish.
ruby(red and bloody)
pearl, can break but is necessary for arcane identification spells

V:Electric or gas? (remember those commercials?)

[JoseB]

V:Electric or gas? (remember those commercials?)

Gas, most definitely. V is the very *epitome* of explodey

V: Gasoline or diesel?

[Zain]

Gas, most definitely. V is the very *epitome* of explodey

V: Gasoline or diesel?
diesel, it burn hotter then gas, as V has/had more power then most people

V: taco or tortilla?

[Bibliomancer]

All 4 simultaneously. Its not just the laws of physics V tells to shut up and sit down.

V: Yellow Bile, Black Bile, Blood, or Phlegm.

None of the above. All are transmuted to dust if V does her job correctly.


diesel, it burn hotter then gas, as V has/had more power then most people

V: taco or tortilla?

Taco. Hard exterior (no emotions), things fall out if overfilled.

V: Fighter or Barbarian?

[DnDgeek13]

V: Fighter or Barbarian?

barbarian. she is good for a battle but is fatigued(out of spells ) after. plus barbarian rage=soul splice

V:Truck, car, or motorcycle

[ChowGuy]

Motorcycle. Cars and trucks are for hauling baggage around, and V doesn't need anything but hirself.

V: Basic or Acidic?

[Olorin Maia]

Basic; V casts acid immunity with impunity.

V: Night or Day?

[delguidance]

Night, V would give a heck of an astronomy lesson.

Carpet or Hardwood floor?

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Option C: A smoking crater.

V: 3.5 or 4e

[Zain]

Carpet or Hardwood floor?

hardwood, cold and unforgiving

V: apple or orange

[Olorin Maia]

You cannot compare apples and oranges. but if you insist, an apple because the core can be rotten.


As previously stated,
V: 3.5 or 4e

[Glome]

As previously stated,
V: 3.5 or 4e

3.5, wizards are relatively balanced in 4e, which is bad when you want to achieve ultimate arcane power.

V: which layer of Baator (hell)

[HamsterOfTheGod]

3.5, wizards are relatively balanced in 4e, which is bad when you want to achieve ultimate arcane power.

V: which layer of Baator (hell)

11

V: Betty or Wilma

[Olorin Maia]

Betty, she has dark hair, just like soul splice V.

V: map or globe?

[Sereg]

Globe as V likes things that are round and smooth.

Breakfast, lunch or supper?

[Olorin Maia]

Breakfast is the best start to any day!:smallbiggrin::smallsmile:

V:capitalism or socialism?

[Drammel]

Capitalism. See Miko's bill for details. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0220.html)

V: Dork, Nerd, Geek, or Dweeb?

[GreatWyrmGold]

:vaarsuvius: is both!
Eww!

[Sereg]

I assume that you mean all of the above.

It seems that we need another question, so:

Glass or ceramics?

[Scion_of_Darkness]

Ceramics. Just as breakable but harder to look into.

V: Pancakes or Waffles?

[Sereg]

Alright, I've finaly worked it out. Waffle, as it has a geometric patttern like a doily.

Mouse or keyboard?

[Inhuman Bot]

This really should be a SMBG now. :smalltongue:

[waterpenguin43]

V: King Dedede
Kirby or Meta Knight?

He is a mouse, always clicking at things and moving away others to find arcane power.

[waterpenguin43]

3.5, wizards are relatively balanced in 4e, which is bad when you want to achieve ultimate arcane power.

V: which layer of Baator (hell)

5th, V is cold, focused and scheming, leaving those who can't understand hir mighty arcane power in the cold seas drifting under the ice.

[ChowGuy]

Mouse or keyboard?

Keyboard of course. Because the Command Line the route to Ultimate Arcane Power.

[And in line withe above]

V: Nethack or Angband?

[Sizzlefoot]

Obviously he's a salad.

He recently exhibited tactical reasoning resembling stale croutons (old, bland, and easily crushed).
He has shown grace under pressure resembling iceberg lettuce (thin, flaky, and easily torn).
He is regarded by many as resembling spinach (using V is good for them, but it leaves a bad taste in their mouths).
His spells resemble cherry tomatoes (bright, flashy spells that are eaten in one bite) rather than a good soup (long-lasting spells that are savored).
His vocabulary resembles feta cheese (huge mouthfuls scattered all over at every opportunity).
His hair resembles purple onions topping a salad.
He has a Soul Splice vinaigrette poured all over him and oozing into every fiber of his being--you can try to scrape it off your salad, but it's still soaked in pretty well.

All in all, definitely a salad.

He? Well then.

[DaggerPen]

I am desperately craving a salad now thanks to this thread.

[Elanasaurus]

Stale, mouldy nine-year-old salad, that is.

[Sizzlefoot]

V: the moon, pickles, Zimbabwe, or moral decay?

[martianmister]

V: the moon, pickles, Zimbabwe, or moral decay?

The Moon.

V: Animal Farm or 1984.

[CJG]

The Moon.

V: Animal Farm or 1984.

Animal Farm. More a “some(wizards) are more equal than others(non-wizards) sort. Not really a “Big Sibling is watching you” sort.

[Ruck]

The Moon.

V: Animal Farm or 1984.

No, V. is by Thomas Pynchon, not George Orwell.

[martianmister]

No, V. is by Thomas Pynchon, not George Orwell.

Not V., V:.

[TheTinyMan]

V: Warlock or Sorcerer?

[Elanasaurus]

Oh my Banjo,we're really doing this, huh?

Wizard.

V: gold or silver?

[martianmister]

Oh my Banjo,we're really doing this, huh?

Wizard.

V: gold or silver?

Silver.

V: Xykon or Redcloak?

[D.One]

Silver.

V: Xykon or Redcloak?

Nerdy as V is? Redcloak for sure. V even uses a red robe. :wink:

V: American Football or Rugby?

[Ruck]

Nerdy as V is? Redcloak for sure. V even uses a red robe. :wink:

V: American Football or Rugby?

:vaarsuvius: Contests of physical brawn are so base and unappealing to me. Far better to spend that time furthering one's intellectual development.

[Sizzlefoot]

V: Male or female? (Or, y'know, gender non-binary, gender fluid, etc.)

[Caerulea]

V: Male or female? (Or, y'know, gender non-binary, gender fluid, etc.)

I think I saw in one thread about this topic that the giant answered it in the introduction to one of the books (book five, I think). I am pretty sure the answer was genderqueer.

Vaarsuvius: Coffee or Tea?

[Hardcore]

Espresso. V is clearly a kafé going type of person.


Varsuuvius: Orchids or Roses?

[martianmister]

Roses, especially white ones. Looks better with red robes.

V: Science fiction or Fantasy.

[Caerulea]

V: Science fiction or Fantasy.

Hmmmm... I think V prefers Fantasy. Specifically the "telling the laws of physics to sit down and shut up" bit. I can see the other side though.

year-month-day or month/day/year?

[Potatopeelerkin]

Hmmmm... I think V prefers Fantasy. Specifically the "telling the laws of physics to sit down and shut up" bit. I can see the other side though.

year-month-day or month/day/year?

Year-month-day, obviously. It's easier to sort digitally and is in order of size. Anything else is a ridiculous attempt to put tradition over practicality. Like inches rather than centimetres or degrees rather than radians. At least, that's what V would think, probably.

V: Trackpoint nub mouse or touchpad?

[D.One]

Hmmmm... I think V prefers Fantasy. Specifically the "telling the laws of physics to sit down and shut up" bit. I can see the other side though.

year-month-day or month/day/year?

day/month/year, of course. Conveys the "closest" information first, the one who will be most useful and efficient.

year-month-day is like saying surname-surname-name, and month/day/year is just a mess :smalltongue:


V: Trackpoint nub mouse or touchpad?

Touchpad, clearly. The power to move the cursor and click is not on some artifact, is on the tip of V's fingers.


V: Frequency or wavelenght?

[Caerulea]

V: Frequency or wavelength?

I think frequency, though I don't have that great a reason.

V: MacOS, Windows, or some distro of Linux?

[Potatopeelerkin]

I think frequency, though I don't have that great a reason.

V: MacOS, Windows, or some distro of Linux?

Linux is open source, so obviously that, such that she may manipulate it at will. Her arcane mastery will be challenged only by her mastery over the operating system. The things she will do with it will cause you to tremble, I say!

V: Chocolate chip or raisin?

[martianmister]

Raisins. Much more natural.

V: Nale or Tarquin?

[Potatopeelerkin]

Both Nale and Tarquin are terrible people, but at least Tarquin has the decency to be efficient about it. Nale is not only evil, he's frustrating and wastes valuable time, and V can't put up with that.

Then again, maybe V's recent education in the subject of genocide will change their choice.

V: Marvel or DC?

[Ruck]

Oh, I just remembered where the thread's title comes from.

[Hardcore]

Both Nale and Tarquin are terrible people, but at least Tarquin has the decency to be efficient about it. Nale is not only evil, he's frustrating and wastes valuable time, and V can't put up with that.

Then again, maybe V's recent education in the subject of genocide will change their choice.

V: Marvel or DC?

Neither. A fireball user is not an escapist.

Varsuuvius: Silk or Satin?

[D.One]

Oh, I just remembered where the thread's title comes from.

I've been rolling with the game without knowing, so, please, enlighten me... :smallbiggrin:


Neither. A fireball user is not an escapist.

Varsuuvius: Silk or Satin?

Cotton, since it can be used in so many ways.

V: Proton, Neutron or Electron?

[Larre Gannd]

I've been rolling with the game without knowing, so, please, enlighten me... :smallbiggrin:



Cotton, since it can be used in so many ways.

V: Proton, Neutron or Electron?

Neutron. The part of the team that is the powerhouse, but not particularly noticed in moral conversations, just like a neutron.

[Ruck]

I've been rolling with the game without knowing, so, please, enlighten me... :smallbiggrin:

"The elf's soul is little more than the free soup-or-salad to our main course of wickedness." (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0668.html)

[D.One]

"The elf's soul is little more than the free soup-or-salad to our main course of wickedness." (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0668.html)

Thanks. Didn't remember that quote.

[Sinewmire]

Is V a Zoë or a Zelda, I wonder?

I don't really, V is a classic Zoë.

[Potatopeelerkin]

Sinewmire answered his own question, and Larre Gannd forgot to post a question, so...

V: 12:00 AM or 00:00 AM?

[D.One]

Sinewmire answered his own question, and Larre Gannd forgot to post a question, so...

V: 12:00 AM or 00:00 AM?

00:00:00.000, with no such thing as AM/PM. V's precise, and precision leads to the adoption of 24h standard, as in 13:00, 14:00, etc.

V: Classic, Ad&D, 3.0, 3.5, 4th Edition or 5th Edition?

[TheTinyMan]

3.0, with every splatbook under the sun. The rules of reality are most bend-able in 3.x and 3.5 is a bit more balanced...and balance is for quitters.

V: Batman or Superman?

[Larre Gannd]

3.0, with every splatbook under the sun. The rules of reality are most bend-able in 3.x and 3.5 is a bit more balanced...and balance is for quitters.

V: Batman or Superman?

I think Vaarsuvius is more of a Green Lantern

[Tarthalion]

V: Batman or Superman?
Superman, obviously, since Batman has no supernatural powers and Superman's powers are pretty much magic.

V: Rice or Pasta?

[Hardcore]

Pasta. Italian cooking is sublime all the way.

VARSUUVIUS: clear sky or overcast?

[D.One]

Pasta. Italian cooking is sublime all the way.

VARSUUVIUS: clear sky or overcast?

With all the spells V casts? Overcast, obviously.

V: Hydrogen or Oxygen?

[Toad]

With all the spells V casts? Overcast, obviously.

V: Hydrogen or Oxygen?

Oxygen, much more explosive on contact with heat.

V, Plant or Fungi?

[Ruck]

Oxygen, much more explosive on contact with heat.

V, Plant or Fungi?

Plant, V is neither fun nor a guy.

V: Beatles or Stones?

[D.One]

Plant, V is neither fun nor a guy.

V: Beatles or Stones?

Stones. Stone Fists, Stone Spheres, Hailstones... Beetles are for druids, and that's not even real magic.

V: Norse, Chinese or Babylonian?

[martianmister]

Stones. Stone Fists, Stone Spheres, Hailstones... Beetles are for druids, and that's not even real magic.

V: Norse, Chinese or Babylonian?

V is from Western Continent, so, Babylonian.

V: Yin or Yang?

[Tarthalion]

V: Yin or Yang?
Until that Familicide spell, I would say V was balancing the two quite well. Now, I would put V as heavily skewed to the Yin, but actively working on their Yang.

V: Chicken or Pork?

[D.One]

Until that Familicide spell, I would say V was balancing the two quite well. Now, I would put V as heavily skewed to the Yin, but actively working on their Yang.

V: Chicken or Pork?

None. I remember reading somewhere that V's a vegetarian, although I might be misremembering...

V: Wind, Fire, Water, Earth or Lightning? (Extra kudos for the one who picks the reference :smallbiggrin:)

[martianmister]

None. I remember reading somewhere that V's a vegetarian, although I might be misremembering...

V: Wind, Fire, Water, Earth or Lightning? (Extra kudos for the one who picks the reference :smallbiggrin:)

I'll go with fire.

V: Blood or Phlegm?

[Borris]

Sanguine: cheerfully optimistic, hopeful, or confident.
Phlegmatic: not easily excited to action or display of emotion; apathetic; sluggish.

Seeing as I see V as "independent, decisive, and goal oriented", I'd peg him more as choleric.

Melancholic doesn't really fit.


V: Dreamworks or Pixar?

[D.One]

Sanguine: cheerfully optimistic, hopeful, or confident.
Phlegmatic: not easily excited to action or display of emotion; apathetic; sluggish.

Seeing as I see V as "independent, decisive, and goal oriented", I'd peg him more as choleric.

Melancholic doesn't really fit.


V: Dreamworks or Pixar?

Dreamworks, mainly because of How to Train Your Dragon.

V: Cheddar or Gouda?

[Potatopeelerkin]

Vintage cheddar. Gouda is too mild- only the strongest cheddar properly reflects her arcane might. Although she HAS been getting milder since The Incident™.

V: Up, Charm and Top or Down, Strange and Bottom?

[137beth]

Definitely down, strange and bottom. V is very down emotionally.

V: D.One or Potatopeelerkin?

[D.One]

Definitely down, strange and bottom. V is very down emotionally.

V: D.One or Potatopeelerkin?

:vaarsuvius: D.One, obviously. The might of magic can be only designed by an engineer. :wink::tongue:

V: Ars Magica or Mage: The Ascension?

[TheTinyMan]

Ars Arcana, because I'm unfamiliar with it but think that V would be most displeased with the reaction of reality to their actions in Mage: The Ascension.

Also, V is very displeased with my lack of research for this offhand comment.

V: Beginning or End?

[D.One]

Ars Arcana, because I'm unfamiliar with it but think that V would be most displeased with the reaction of reality to their actions in Mage: The Ascension.

Also, V is very displeased with my lack of research for this offhand comment.

V: Beginning or End?

End, as an objective to reach.

V: Pacific, Atlantic or Indian?

[Potatopeelerkin]

End, as an objective to reach.

V: Pacific, Atlantic or Indian?

The Pacific, as the largest and most powerful ocean. V won't cotton to second-stringers.

V: Harp or electric guitar? (Just out of those two, no other instruments)

[Hardcore]

Harp. Too Conservative for the alternative. Unless it can make espresso.


V: Condoms or the pill?

[martianmister]

Harp. Too Conservative for the alternative. Unless it can make espresso.


V: Condoms or the pill?

Neither. V is above of non-magical precautions like these.

V: Dragonlance or Forgotten Realms.

[Potatopeelerkin]

Neither. V is above of non-magical precautions like these.

V: Dragonlance or Forgotten Realms.

Dragonlance. V is very familiar with killing dragons.

V: Pompey or Zz'dtri?

[Caerulea]

V: Pompey or Zz'dtri?

Vaarsuvius has never met Pompey, but might appreciate the explosive name. Otherwise, Zz'dtri's mastery of arcane power is preferable.

(I don't have one right now, somebody else can ask.)

[D.One]

Vaarsuvius has never met Pompey, but might appreciate the explosive name. Otherwise, Zz'dtri's mastery of arcane power is preferable.

(I don't have one right now, somebody else can ask.)

V: top-down or botton-up?

[Hardcore]

A wizard is always on top, looking down on others.

Varsuuvius: pacifier or comfort blanket?

[Mad Humanist]

Varsuuvius: pacifier or comfort blanket?

We see V's comfort blanket pinned to the wall in the final panel of 1046 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1046.html)

Chess or go?

[zimmerwald1915]

We see V's comfort blanket pinned to the wall in the final panel of 1046 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1046.html)

Chess or go?
Chess. One does not simply muscle in on O-Chul's turf.

V: Latin or Cyrillic?

[Caerulea]

V: Latin or Cyrillic?
Elvish runes. (They might use Latin characters, if so, Latin).

V: Emacs or Vim?

[Mad Humanist]

V: Emacs or Vim?

Obviously V knows the secret key strokes to blast Emacs out of reality. So Vim.

King-side castling or Queen-side castling?

[Shadebolt]

Obviously V knows the secret key strokes to blast Emacs out of reality. So Vim.

King-side castling or Queen-side castling?

Though an older V might've relished a ferocious O-O-O attack, I think that their recent, more strategic temperament lends them towards the solid kingside move instead.

V: Painting or Music?

[zimmerwald1915]

Though an older V might've relished a ferocious O-O-O attack, I think that their recent, more strategic temperament lends them towards the solid kingside move instead.

V: Painting or Music?
The 1812 Overture has live cannonfire in it. No painting ever had that. Music.

V: charmed or strange?

[Potatopeelerkin]

Hah, this isn't even the first question about quarks.

Charm(ed). V uses "Charm Monster" fairly often, so let's go with that.

V: Truth or Beauty?

[D.One]

Hah, this isn't even the first question about quarks.

Charm(ed). V uses "Charm Monster" fairly often, so let's go with that.

V: Truth or Beauty?

Truth, V's been learning to deal with the ugly and harsh consequences of his/her actions.

V: Wing Zero or Epyon?

[Aveline]

Lemon meringue or key lime?

(Sorry, I have no context to answer the previous question :smallfrown:)

[Caerulea]

Lemon meringue or key lime?

Kish would say Key Lime. I don't know about V though.

[zimmerwald1915]

Since there was no question posed in the last two posts. . .

V: socks or leg warmers?

[Mad Humanist]

Since there was no question posed in the last two posts. . .

V: socks or leg warmers?

It's a little known fact that the heat from fireballs originates in the legs. Therefore an evoker needs good ventilation down there which leg warmers deny. So socks. Short ones - which we will never see.


Now what colour are the socks: green or blue?

[Caerulea]

Now what colour are the socks: green or blue?
Clearly the socks are red, like everything else.

[zimmerwald1915]

Clearly the socks are red, like everything else.
When you answer, you have to pose a new question.

V: annoyed or miffed?

[Hardcore]

Annoyed. Surrounded by people of lower intellect and no understanding of the glory of the arcane.


V: olive oil or butter?

[Elvensilver]

Butter, V melted down just as easy.

V: chocolate or flowers?

[zimmerwald1915]

Butter, V melted down just as easy.

V: chocolate or flowers?
Flowers. With chocolates, you never know what you're going to get, and Vaarsuvius likes predictability.

V: fluorescent or incandescent?

[Potatopeelerkin]

Flowers. With chocolates, you never know what you're going to get, and Vaarsuvius likes predictability.

V: fluorescent or incandescent?

Incandescent. Powerful, but lots of her energy goes to waste. Maybe by the end of the comic she'll change into a fluorescent.

V: Jenga Tower or Connect Four?

[Ruck]

I'm still wondering how a thread from 2009 didn't get locked the first time it got bumped, let alone now that it got bumped again by a guy obviously fattening his post count so he can start a spam thread.

[martianmister]

Jenga. Wood is always better than plastic.

V: Miko or Belkar?

[Caerulea]

Jenga. Wood is always better than plastic.

V: Miko or Belkar?
I suspect Miko, simply for the purpose of extracting more money from her. Also, V hates Belkar.

V: Necromancy (not thread necromancy) or Conjuration.

[zimmerwald1915]

I suspect Miko, simply for the purpose of extracting more money from her. Also, V hates Belkar.

V: Necromancy (not thread necromancy) or Conjuration.
Conjuration. Epic teleport is nowhere near as much of a moral hazard as familicide.

V: Little One or Other Little One

[Hardcore]

Little one. If you got to chose between two equals then don't think just chose.

V:Blueberry Muffins or chocolate muffins?