Oots Theme Park!

[littlequietguy]

Not exactly a good fit but just might be worth a try?
Come up with rides, restaurants and such in the same vein as Disneyland.
Include Erfworld stuff if you desire.
Feel Free to expand on my ideas :smallredface:.


Food:
Dwarven Bar- A Dwarven Bar that serves Ale and Root beer.

Azure City themed Restaurant- Serves Buffalo Wings and other Japanese food.

Hydra Head BBQ Hut- Get your Hydra Heads Burgers (Hamburgers), Troll Fries (French Fries), Soda (soda), Spicy Hydra Salad Wrap with Onion Rings, Black Pudding (chocolate pudding).

Rides:
The Mechane- Fly over Cliffport City then though the Azure Walls with Simulated dodging of arrows.

Grubwigglers Cart Ride- A fast Ride where you pass mechanical golems that move there arms and moan a you travel through the mad scientists lair.

Other:
Noh Theater- Watch Performances and Magic tricks.

Giant Demon Statue- A stone version of the giant Demon :vaarsuvius: cast Prismatic Spray on.

[Olorin Maia]

Soul-Spliced V? A whirl-wind roller coaster filled with evil ups and downs, finishing in an epic disappointment.

[rangermania]

"Pay 100 gp to learn V's gender" Of course this would probably be a scam...

[random11]

The Snarl - The biggest, baddest roller coaster.

Find the oracle in the mirror maze

Elevator to heaven - Just because it's heaven, doesn't mean the elevator isn't high and can't break...

[Nimrod's Son]

Black Pudding (chocolate pudding).
There's already a type of food called Black Pudding. And it ain't exactly made from chocolate. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_pudding)

[Scarlet Knight]

Strolling puppet shows; Banjo services on the hour.

[Yiuel]

Well, it's easy to see a few things.

For the main entrance, please : last panel (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0320.html).

Then, we would have to divide the world into 5 sections, 1 for each gate. We'd also have the service area Cliffport (probably with a beach). Greysky could be an underground themed park.

It's all too easy to come up with ideas :P

[Liwen]

Okay. Now we have to ask Rich about the investment plans on this little project...

Dang... we better make a lot of charity sales...

[Blackjackg]

For the main entrance, please : last panel (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0320.html).


Disagree. Main entrance. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0096.html)

[Isak]

Disagree. Main entrance. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0096.html)

Agree.


If I'm bored later; I'd reinstall Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 (I loathe RCT3) and play around a bit:smallbiggrin::smallcool::smalltongue:

[Scarlet Knight]

Don't forget the "Vomit" slip & slide ! (Hey, it just has to LOOK like REAL vomit! )

[Berserk Monk]

Escape from the Dungeon of Dorukan:

A ride that simulates you traveling through the lair Xykon filled with horrid monster that ends with you being thrown through the air as the whole thing explodes.

Goblin Dan's All-U-Can-Eat Hydra Head BBQ Hut

and let's not forget the creepy amusement park mascots.

[Blackjackg]

Ooh, how about The 3D Ghost-Martyrs of the Sapphire Guard Experience? Compete with bouncy Insanity ball? A little morbid, but the special effects would be awesome.

I imagine the whole park would be divided up into areas, much like Disneyland: the "Dungeons of Dorukan," "Main Street, Greysky City" "Azure Cityland," and their newest addition, "Lickmyorangeballshalfling."

[Scarlet Knight]

If it does well we can have OOTs- Las Vegas. I can see "The Belkar" hotel with an octagon for championship Kung Fu fights, all you can eat buffets, good northern liquor, and 2 for 1 whores specials...

:smallcool:

[littlequietguy]

I bet whatever Girards Gate and Kraagors Gate will be like they will make good rides.

[Raging Gene Ray]

If it does well we can have OOTs- Las Vegas. I can see "The Belkar" hotel with an octagon for championship Kung Fu fights, all you can eat buffets, good northern liquor, and 2 for 1 whores specials...

:smallcool:

In fact, forget the hotel and the Kung Fu fights!

[rewinn]

Not exactly a good fit but just might be worth a try?
Come up with rides, restaurants and such in the same vein as Disneyland.
Include Erfworld stuff if you desire.
Feel Free to expand on my ideas :smallredface:.


Belkar's Musical Entertainment Revue!

Problem: it plays nothing but Death Metal

[Scarlet Knight]

And for the little ones, an inflatable bouncy area, just filled with flumpfs...:smalltongue:

[Nimrod's Son]

Belkar's Musical Entertainment Revue!

Problem: it plays nothing but Death Metal
I think "Meet Me in St. Louis" might be more fitting.

[Rhydeble]

I think "Meet Me in St. Louis" might be more fitting.

nahh, see, its belkar that provides the metal (daggers)
and its you that provide the death.

[Random832]

nahh, see, its belkar that provides the metal (daggers)
and its you that provide the death.

Or, rather, he provides death to you.

[Supagoof]

And for the little ones, an inflatable bouncy area, just filled with flumpfs...:smalltongue:And for the adults. Elan's Invisible (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0025.html) inflatable bouncy area. For tumbling (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0026.html) of course!

[FoE]

Haley and Elan's Tunnel of Love.

[derfenrirwolv]

"Pay 100 gp to learn V's gender" Of course this would probably be a scam...

The scam is that...




...you need to pay a thousand gold to UNlearn it. Remember what happened to the only being to know for sure...

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/GuestStrips.html

9th comic down. Poor beholder, he beheld too much

[Scarlet Knight]

...and let's not forget the creepy amusement park mascots.

Large-headed Devils?

[Linkavitch]

Don't forget the "Vomit" slip & slide ! (Hey, it just has to LOOK like REAL vomit! )

And, hey, if the vomit looks real, people might make their own, ahem, 'contribution' to the mix.