shadow_archmagi
2009-07-19, 10:04 PM
DM took offense to me being an Eberron class in a non-eberron game. We agreed to refluff the class while keeping mechanics the same. So now I'm an Item Cleric. So I thought I'd write up a god... or two... or a pantheon... of course, it's no fun to just write things, you have to share them.
The Pantheon Of The Item Cleric.
1.Lord Lootarious. Appears as a knight in glittering, jewel encrusted full place. The god of loot worn or held; magical arms and armor, but also worn trinkets such as amulets. Favored by fighters.
2.Stuffaluffagus. Appears as an elephant-like creature laden with saddle-bags. The god of permanent, reliable items; hers are the Decanters of Endless Water, the mask of water breathing, and the Crossbow of Enbiggenment.
3.Svalbard of the Swag. Appears as a thrifty merchant, with patchy goatee and burlap sack of holding. While his long coat is threadbare, it includes many pockets, and insides are lined with shiny valuables. He may cough and mutter something about cutting his own throat. Svalbard is the god of the impermanent or rarely used items, (this includes spare weapons if they are sufficiently rarely used) . His are scrolls, wands, potions, and tokens of feather fall, and the Rod of Turn Unbread.
4.Goldy Locks. Appears as a dwarf with a beard made of gold. God of defending your possessions from others. His domain is traps, walls, and other protections.
1a.Treasure-ran-o-saurus. The fist of the Item Pantheon, he is a nine mile tall T-rex sent to punish nonbelievers, or those who let their equipment fall into disrepair. Little else is known; save that he rarely appears in battle and prefers to use his legions of Adamantine Clockwork Horrors. Lesser God of Item Destruction.
2a.Booty-licious. Once a powerful artificer, but eventually managed to ascend and become a lesser god. Since then, her charisma score (wink wink nudge nudge) and her enhancement abilities have only increased. She is sent to reward loyal followers of the Item Pantheon, empowering their loot, swag, and stuff. Lesser god of Pimping Your Items.
The Pantheon Of The Item Cleric.
1.Lord Lootarious. Appears as a knight in glittering, jewel encrusted full place. The god of loot worn or held; magical arms and armor, but also worn trinkets such as amulets. Favored by fighters.
2.Stuffaluffagus. Appears as an elephant-like creature laden with saddle-bags. The god of permanent, reliable items; hers are the Decanters of Endless Water, the mask of water breathing, and the Crossbow of Enbiggenment.
3.Svalbard of the Swag. Appears as a thrifty merchant, with patchy goatee and burlap sack of holding. While his long coat is threadbare, it includes many pockets, and insides are lined with shiny valuables. He may cough and mutter something about cutting his own throat. Svalbard is the god of the impermanent or rarely used items, (this includes spare weapons if they are sufficiently rarely used) . His are scrolls, wands, potions, and tokens of feather fall, and the Rod of Turn Unbread.
4.Goldy Locks. Appears as a dwarf with a beard made of gold. God of defending your possessions from others. His domain is traps, walls, and other protections.
1a.Treasure-ran-o-saurus. The fist of the Item Pantheon, he is a nine mile tall T-rex sent to punish nonbelievers, or those who let their equipment fall into disrepair. Little else is known; save that he rarely appears in battle and prefers to use his legions of Adamantine Clockwork Horrors. Lesser God of Item Destruction.
2a.Booty-licious. Once a powerful artificer, but eventually managed to ascend and become a lesser god. Since then, her charisma score (wink wink nudge nudge) and her enhancement abilities have only increased. She is sent to reward loyal followers of the Item Pantheon, empowering their loot, swag, and stuff. Lesser god of Pimping Your Items.