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Andraste
2009-07-25, 02:50 PM
The old thread was almost 2 years old and getting resurrected, so I made a new one. This is for insults for game races, classes, et cetera. No real world racism please.

Dwarves: Drunky McBeardface, Dirteater
Elves: Ears, Treehugger
Human: Baby (since their lives are so short)
Halfling: Shorty, Tiny
Gnome: Throwing weapon.

waterpenguin43
2009-07-25, 02:56 PM
Drow: Spiderman, Drowminatrix.
Human: Racewhore.
Elf: Pointy-eared pissbucket, feyslut.
Orc: Underbite-for-brains, Axehead.
Gnome: Tinkering midget.
Halfling: Toadstool, dogfeat.
Ixixachitl: Capeface.
Gnoll: Fido, woofster.
Sahuagin: Sharkfood.
I put this on the other thread too.

dragonfan6490
2009-07-25, 03:04 PM
Human: Regdar
Dwarf: Tordek
Elf: Mialee
Halfling: Lidda
Gnome: Nebin

Basically, my group figured out that the names of the characters in the PHB are in fact insult names to the rest of the race. We had a good roleplaying encounter where we called the Dwarf Tordek and he got very angry and charged us with his axe.

Lots of fun in that game.

golentan
2009-07-25, 03:04 PM
Humans: Wrinkled Jailbait.
Dwarves: Armrests.
Elves: Nut-eaters.
Gnomes: They've already covered everything and turned them into last names. I love gnomes.

VirOath
2009-07-25, 11:57 PM
Gnomes: Golf-tee.

And just to state I am not DnD racist! I love Gnomes.

Xenogears
2009-07-26, 12:43 AM
Do they have to be only like one word?
Halfling: Look he's only half a man.
Elf: How come it takes you 100 years to enter puberty!?
Dwarf: Rocks for brains.
Human: Spaz?
Any: Hey YOU!