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GreatWyrmGold
2009-07-29, 06:59 AM
The description of the True Helmsman psionic power in Stormwrack says you become "gesalt with the ship."
Just couldn't resist.

Eldan
2009-07-29, 07:04 AM
Construct Hit Dice! Hardness! Overpowered!

mistformsquirrl
2009-07-29, 07:10 AM
>.> Unable to move on land. DR 10/Termites. <.<

GreatWyrmGold
2009-07-29, 07:18 AM
I meant this as a joke...

mistformsquirrl
2009-07-29, 07:26 AM
I thought that's how we were taking it <'x'>

GreatWyrmGold
2009-07-29, 07:44 AM
I thought that's how we were taking it <'x'>

Well, good point.

Eldan
2009-07-29, 07:45 AM
Yeah.. I mean, since when would being a construct be OP. Your hit points and saves would suck, at least.

Glimbur
2009-07-29, 09:38 AM
But you're not just any construct, you're a Colossal++ Construct. Figure out a way to fly and run everyone over with your ship.

Djinn_in_Tonic
2009-07-29, 10:00 AM
But you're not just any construct, you're a Colossal++ Construct. Figure out a way to fly and run everyone over with your ship.

Easy. Just purchase yourself a Cloudkeel.

Heck...with a Lightning Turbine you've just doubled your speed. :smallbiggrin:

Now to go build a Druid 15/\Frigate 15 and Wild Shape into a giant Turtle...COVERED IN CANNONS!

Panda-s1
2009-07-30, 12:45 AM
This thread deserves this... (http://www.sadtrombone.com/)

AstralFire
2009-07-30, 12:58 AM
This thread deserves this... (http://www.sadtrombone.com/)

I think you meant this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM80K_UR1fI&feature=related)

Doc Roc
2009-07-30, 02:00 AM
How about Two Become One? A spell that merges you with your mount, from Oriental Adventures. Well, it's persistifable.
Note that you can merge with any kind of mount that's even briefly a horse. Like your friendly other casters.
Binder 1/Wizard 5/Anima Mage//Horse!

ShneekeyTheLost
2009-07-30, 02:42 AM
I know! Mystic Theurge! It's like a Gestalt Cleric//Wizard!

ex cathedra
2009-07-30, 02:44 AM
I know! Mystic Theurge! It's like a Gestalt Cleric//Wizard!

Psh. From an optimization standpoint, True Necromancer would be much better.

Ravens_cry
2009-07-30, 02:52 AM
How about Two Become One? A spell that merges you with your mount, from Oriental Adventures. Well, it's persistifable.
Note that you can merge with any kind of mount that's even briefly a horse. Like your friendly other casters.
Binder 1/Wizard 5/Anima Mage//Horse!
Wow, you really would be the beast with two backs!
Query: Since a centaur already has two backs, would two centaurs engaging in an act known to generally lead to the creation of more centaurs be the called, "the beast with four backs"?
Enquiring minds want to know!

AstralFire
2009-07-30, 02:56 AM
Actually, I think inquiring minds want to know what's wrong with you. :smallamused:

Ravens_cry
2009-07-30, 03:46 AM
Actually, I think inquiring minds want to know what's wrong with you. :smallamused:
Can't it be both?:smallbiggrin:
To answer your question, I think its a case of CLNS Syndrome*.
*Caffeinated-Late-Night-Silliness Syndrome

GreatWyrmGold
2009-07-30, 06:36 AM
Can't it be both?:smallbiggrin:
To answer your question, I think its a case of CLNS Syndrome*.
*Caffeinated-Late-Night-Silliness Syndrome

Or possily CEMS Syndrome-Caffeinated-Early-Morning-Silliness Syndrome.
I mean, 3:46 AM! Or 2:52 AM! Or are you in a different time zone?

mikej
2009-07-30, 06:42 AM
Ur-Priest?

edit: I know this is joke thread, but I saw Mystic Theurge and thought of Ur-Priest.

Ravens_cry
2009-07-30, 09:36 AM
Or possily CEMS Syndrome-Caffeinated-Early-Morning-Silliness Syndrome.
I mean, 3:46 AM! Or 2:52 AM! Or are you in a different time zone?
No,I just can't sleep in the weather we have been having lately around here. I am a night owl generally and the heat makes it worse.
Plus, the caffeine.

mistformsquirrl
2009-07-30, 09:54 AM
@Raven's cry - Heh <,< I'm in the same boat!

I'm still up <x,x> 2/3rds finished 2 liter of Cherry Pepsi next to me. Woo!

*bounces around the thread like a bottle rocket* \<O_O>/ *woosh*