HELP! System Protect 2009 (and aftermath)

[Phae Nymna]

PLEASE HELP.

A couple weeks ago, I finally figured out, my laptop caught System Protect 2009. I have not touched it since, purely by coincidence. Checking my laptop now, I have found that:

-cannot run system restore
-cannot run .exe
-cannot open webpages pertaining to the treatment of SP09

However, I haven't been able to catch the systprot2009.exe in action.
It is neither in my hard drive or noted in the registry. I really need to clean this thing out and get my laptop running smooth again. Any help is greatly appreciated, but please note, I am a total amateur and may be totally confused by anything you say.

[Haruki-kun]

I suggest before doing anything you make a backup of your files.


-cannot open webpages pertaining to the treatment of SP09

Then I'll copy it here, shall I?

System Protect 2009 manual removal instructions

Stop and remove System Protect 2009 processes:

systprot2009.exe

Locate and delete System Protect 2009 registry entries:

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Run "System Protect 2009"
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Uninstall\System Protect 2009
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\System Protect 2009

Detect and delete other System Protect 2009 files:

systprot2009.exe
System Protect 2009.lnk

We strongly recommend you to use spyware remover to track System Protect 2009 and automaticaly remove System Protect 2009 (http://www.spywarevoid.com/download/sdsetup.exe) processes, registries and files as well as other spyware threats.

(If you can't open that link, download it in another computer and use a Flashdrive to bring it to yours.)

[Raiser Blade]

Do a barrel roll.

EDIT: Or what haruki said that works too