My Life Is Empty Without Comic Updates

[MrPhoenix]

And I'm going to die, too.
Soon.

[Zanaril]

And I'm going to die, too.
Soon.

Soon's already dead.

[Optimystik]

Soon's already dead.

No, he said "I'm going to die too, Soon." He's hoping to be martyred with the other paladins. In before lock

[MrPhoenix]

Heh, that actually made me smile in that bare wasteland wich is my life without Order Of The Stick updates.

Thanks.


... damn, quasi-ninja'd.
Getting martyred doesn't sound so bad, once you start to wither away. Shouldn't there be some Tavern Of Infinite Updates somewhere in Celestia?

[Foryn Gilnith]

Try PbP roleplaying. Learn a new programming language. Read. Learn a new roleplaying system. Playtest Avatar. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=119433)

[Comet]

Go out.
Kidding :smalltongue:

[Zanaril]

Go and read the Belkar's Romantic Interest thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1968705#post1968705). Then the Houses (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34493) of Horror (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73705). By the time you're finished, you'll have an empty void where your innocent soul once was, which can then keep the empty void of No Updates company.

[Mystic Muse]

Go and read the Belkar's Romantic Interest thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1968705#post1968705). Then the Houses (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34493) of Horror (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73705). By the time you're finished, you'll have an empty void where your innocent soul once was, which can then keep the empty void of No Updates company.

bah! I read those and they didn't scare me in the least! both my san and soul are completely intact!

of course I've been described as the guy who when people are getting killed just by staring at Cthulhu I'm the one trying to get a picture with him.

and then he squashes me anyway.............

[Optimystik]

Tons of other good webcomics out there. Goblins, Perry Bible Fellowship, Pictures For Sad Children, Ever After...

[Zanaril]

bah! I read those and they didn't scare me in the least! both my san and soul are completely intact!

of course I've been described as the guy who when people are getting killed just by staring at Cthulhu I'm the one trying to get a picture with him.

and then he squashes me anyway.............

Losing your innocence and/or soul only happens if you have either in the first place.

I actually don't find the HoHs too bad either, but then again some people find my avatar creepy, so I have to take into account that some people are wimps could be mentally scarred if I direct them to those threads.

And we don't want people plucking their eyes out to try to unsee things, it leaves a frightful mess.

[Berserk Monk]

Soon's already dead.

Dude, making a joke based on how a word is pronounced is so lame.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go down a level because I can spell level.

[Blue Ghost]

Come down to SMBG! We have a vibrant community in the forums here, which you would never have realized if you only posted in one board.

[Snake-Aes]

Like Mt Welch once very wisely said, "When told to distract the villainess, they didn't mean with a surprise marriage proposal."

[Optimystik]

Come down to SMBG!

Super Mario Bros. Galaxy?

[Ichneumon]

Super Mario Bros. Galaxy?

Silly message board games, scroll down entirely when you are at the main forum page.

[Mystic Muse]

Losing your innocence and/or soul only happens if you have either in the first place.

I actually don't find the HoHs too bad either, but then again some people find my avatar creepy, so I have to take into account that some people are wimps could be mentally scarred if I direct them to those threads.

And we don't want people plucking their eyes out to try to unsee things, it leaves a frightful mess.

okay I haven't read all of Belkar's romantic interest. does that prove I have a soul?

honestly. if you knew me you wouldn't say I didn't have a soul.

[skywalker]

but then again some people find my avatar creepy, so I have to take into account that some people are wimps could be mentally scarred if I direct them to those threads.

Your avatar is creepy. Doesn't make someone a wimp to say it... It's just a creepy image.

[Zanaril]

Your avatar is creepy. Doesn't make someone a wimp to say it... It's just a creepy image.

Maybe I've just become desensitized to it because I see it every time I post, but I've forgotten why I ever thought it was disturbing.


okay I haven't read all of Belkar's romantic interest. does that prove I have a soul?

honestly. if you knew me you wouldn't say I didn't have a soul.

Fine. You have a soul, it's just warped and twisted so it's easy to miss.

[Herald Alberich]

Maybe I've just become desensitized to it because I see it every time I post, but I've forgotten why I ever thought it was disturbing.

Dude, it implies that Epic-V Charmed/Dominated Kyrie into taking him back! Brainwashing and sexual slavery are creepy.

Edit: Not that it isn't funny, because it is. But it's also creepy.

[badam104172]

you know, i was just about to contemplate posting a thread just like this one... i feel your pain!

[The Glyphstone]

Dude, it implies that Epic-V Charmed/Dominated Kyrie into taking him back! Brainwashing and sexual slavery are creepy.

Wait, they are?

[Zanaril]

Dude, it implies that Epic-V Charmed/Dominated Kyrie into taking him back! Brainwashing and sexual slavery are creepy.

Edit: Not that it isn't funny, because it is. But it's also creepy.

And people at the HoH still found it cute. :smallannoyed:


Although anything can be funny if it's done with stick figures.

[Herald Alberich]

Having read your spoilered sig, I realize I've been had. You are fully aware of the effect of your avatar.

[Raging Gene Ray]

Try checking out the fanservice thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=103766)...and maybe ask Demus for the archive...if you're at least 18, join the PM list...

[Zanaril]

Having read your spoilered sig, I realize I've been had. You are fully aware of the effect of your avatar.

Just be glad signatures can't be longer than 500 characters; I've run out of room for you.

[Foryn Gilnith]

I have no feelings upon viewing Zanaril's avatar. It is completely irrelevant.


Until I saw this thread and opened the sig, I really didn't pay it much mind. It's not lemonparty or anything like that; it's not eye-catching/creepy/disgusting in any way.

[Zanaril]

I have no feelings upon viewing Zanaril's avatar. It is completely irrelevant.


Until I saw this thread and opened the sig, I really didn't pay it much mind. It's not lemonparty or anything like that; it's not eye-catching/creepy/disgusting in any way.

It seems we have a variety of tolerance to disturbing images here. :smallamused:

[Cleverdan22]

Toastpaint. Back on topic. Whatever.

To the OP: I'm hoping by now you know that Rich has some undisclosed illness that he has said prevents him sometimes from making consistent updates. And as evidenced in most of this (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120445&page=2) page, people are okay with it. I myself would rather have Rich update when he feels up to it rather than attempt to hold him to a strict deadline that may make him feel worse. Oh wait, that's what he's doing. In summary: Get over it..

[Mystic Muse]

Fine. You have a soul, it's just warped and twisted so it's easy to miss.

I am offended. Cthulhu get me a milkshake.:smallannoyed: oh and kidnap Zanaril for me.

[Zanaril]

I am offended. Cthulhu get me a milkshake.:smallannoyed: oh and kidnap Zanaril for me.

*manages to shake off the gag* You won't get away with thi- umph! *is pulled back into the mass of writhing tentacles*

*stuggles and manages to get her head free* I have minions you know! And they know where you live! *Is once again engulfed by tentacles. Writhing tentacles*

[Optimystik]

*manages to shake off the gag* You won't get away with thi- umph! *is pulled back into the mass of writhing tentacles*

*stuggles and manages to get her head free* I have minions you know! And they know where you live! *Is once again engulfed by tentacles. Writhing tentacles*

...
pics plz kthx

[Mystic Muse]

*manages to shake off the gag* You won't get away with thi- umph! *is pulled back into the mass of writhing tentacles*

*stuggles and manages to get her head free* I have minions you know! And they know where you live! *Is once again engulfed by tentacles. Writhing tentacles*


Cthulhu. go kill Zanaril's minions. she's putting up more of a fight than I expected.:smallannoyed: oh and get me a cream soda.

[Gamerlord]

just read some other web comic, there are at least 3 other ones that at least I consider hilarious.

[Thrudh]

Tons of other good webcomics out there. Goblins, Perry Bible Fellowship, Pictures For Sad Children, Ever After...


I found Goblins the other day because someone mentioned it here... I read it all the way through... Totally awesome...

But now I'm waiting for Goblins to update too.... :)

(Ah, the joy of finding an excellent comic already 3-4 years old and getting to read it all the way through without waiting..)

[Zanaril]

...
pics plz kthx

Sorry, I got free.


Cthulhu. go kill Zanaril's minions. she's putting up more of a fight than I expected.:smallannoyed: oh and get me a cream soda.

No cream soda, but I've got some sushi if you want it. And battered squid rings*. Also some fish stew.

*Like onion rings, but more slimy.

[Mystic Muse]

Sorry, I got free now.

big deal. now your minions are dead. oh thank you for the cream soda Cthulhu.

Asmodeus! got Acerak! my friends want to play baseball and he's the ball! oh and some food from "Smokey bones." if you could!:smalltongue:

[Zanaril]

I'm not worried, my minions are like bloodstains: you can never get rid of them completely. They'll be back.

Baseball? Sounds like fun!

[Mystic Muse]

I'm not worried, my minions are like bloodstains: you can never get rid of them completely. They'll be back.

Baseball? Sounds like fun!

wanna join? we're playing with Bahamut and Tiamat. the other gods haven't gotten back to me on that yet. afterwards we can get you a burger. you've been through a lot.

unless you're a vegetarian. or you don't want a burger. then just get anything on the menu. the lord of the nine hells is my butler so I think I can afford it.:smalltongue:

[Snake-Aes]

I see your Cthulhu and pull Yog-Sothoth.

His most interesting trait is the power to be in every place at the same time.

Every.Single.Place.

[Zanaril]

wanna join? we're playing with Bahamut and Tiamat. the other gods haven't gotten back to me on that yet. afterwards we can get you a burger. you've been through a lot.

unless you're a vegetarian. or you don't want a burger. then just get anything on the menu. the lord of the nine hells is my butler so I think I can afford it.:smalltongue:

Burger sounds great, just tell them to miss out the salad. And the bread.

Actually I think I'll have a beef steak, rare.


Can I get it with a sauce made from damned souls?


I see your Cthulhu and pull Yog-Sothoth.

His most interesting trait is the power to be in every place at the same time.

Every.Single.Place.

Good, then he can both join us for dinner, and be cleaning the Cuthulhu slime off my spare robes.

[Mystic Muse]

Burger sounds great, just tell them to miss out the salad. And the bread.

Actually I think I'll have a beef steak, rare.


Can I get it with a sauce made from damned souls?




okay. I'll eat the rolls then. I don't like salad either.

sure. have whatever you want.

[Roland St. Jude]

Sheriff of Moddingham: The timing of comic updates is an out-of-bounds topic. Please don't go there.