Fred's Flying Fishy, Fighting, Fiery, Fantastic Face Off Random Banter #125

[Fredthefighter]

Random Banter this is, meant, the Yoda accent was not

Random Banter!

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And here, linked for your convenience, are the previous incarnations of this thread.
Previous Threads:

Amotis' Random Banter #1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13484)
Dhavaer's Random Banter #2 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13401)
PhoeKun's Random Banter #3 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13319)
Rei Jin's Random Banter #4 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13205)
Toxic Avenger's Random Banter #5 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13146)
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So without further ado: GO GO GO!

[Thufir]

Hm. Your minimalist approach to the first post has a certain appeal.

[Player_Zero]

And the topic today is: come play scrabble with Zero.

@\/ And a hyphen or two.

[Dr. Bath]

Pffft. There should be at least one comma in that title.

[Tiger Duck]

Mmmm new thread smell.

[Fredthefighter]

Pffft. There should be at least one comma in that title.

Quiet you, or you'll be fed to my rabidly venomous pet Platypus. :smalltongue:

[Mordokai]

*walks in, smells the thread, walks out*

Don't mind me, I'm just passing by.

[Rutskarn]

I'm already getting the definite "Clint Eastwood is about to kill somebody" vibe from this movie.

[SDF]

What are you watching?

[Dr. Bath]

That's nothing special. Platypi are already poisonous. I don't even want your diseased pet! I'll get my own. And it will be faster, stronger and more virulent than any pet you've ever had.

[GrandMasterMe]

And the topic today is: come play scrabble with Zero.

@\/ And a hyphen or two.

But I was going to tell you that I had eggs for breakfast today....:smallfrown:

[Rutskarn]

What are you watching?

Fistful of Dollars.

Also: called it. Quadruple homicide.

[Fredthefighter]

That's nothing special. Platypi are already poisonous. I don't even want your diseased pet! I'll get my own. And it will be faster, stronger and more virulent than any pet you've ever had.

Half-Tyrannosaurus, Half-Ogre, Half-Werewolf, Cyborg Platybear army. :smalltongue:

[TwoBitWriter]

Yay Fred gets his own Random Banter!

[Dr. Bath]

Half T-Rex, Half Ogre, Half Werewolf, Cyborg Platybear army. :smalltongue:

Physical impossibility is not a disease. Silly Fred.

Wooo festival tickets! I have them! Huzzah!

[Fredthefighter]

Physical impossibility is not a disease. Silly Fred.

Wooo festival tickets! I have them! Huzzah!

Screw the laws of physics, I have free guitars! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuB7VZeCeFo&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eyoutube%2Ecom%2Fuser%2Fibe ckman671&feature=player_profilepage) :smalltongue:

Warning kids! There's some swearing in it!

[Dr. Bath]

Well it's raining. I hope you are happy, Fred. You made the sky cry.

And anyway. If you screw the rules George Washington will kick you apart. He'll kick you apart!

[Rutskarn]

Question: is there a single Spaghetti Western that features a trustworthy, honorable Mexican character? Jeezy.

[Fredthefighter]

Well it's raining. I hope you are happy, Fred. You made the sky cry.

And anyway. If you screw the rules George Washington will kick you apart. He'll kick you apart!

And then Abraham Lincoln and Bruce Dickinson (current lead singer of Iron Maiden), would bring me back to life with their awesome and kick George Washington in the face. In the face! :smalltongue:

[SDF]

Tuco was like the most stand up character in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. Trustworthy is questionable, though.


Warning kids! There's some swearing in it!

And an exploding dildo :smallconfused:

[Dr. Bath]

Question: is there a single Spaghetti Western that features a trustworthy, honorable Mexican character? Jeezy.

What kind of question is that. It's like asking whether there's ever a space opera that doesn't involve space in any way.

Admittedly in the Magnificent Seven the village the seven protect is filled with trustworth honourable peasant. The problem is that they may or may not actually be mexicans and the Magnificent Seven may or may not be a Speghetti Western. Otherwise it is a perfect example.

@Fred: You obviously don't know neither what I am referencing, nor the sheer power of George Washington.

[Fredthefighter]

And an exploding dildo :smallconfused:

I never noticed that before. What is the point of this video! BUT EVERYTHING IS FREE AT GUITAR CITY!

This guys other stuff is less... just less weird. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoe5MhUmts4&feature=channel)

[Player_Zero]

Speaking of spaghetti I just ate some. It was quite nice and covered in cheese.

[Phase]

Half T-Rex, Half Ogre, Half Werewolf, Cyborg Platybear army. :smalltongue:

You'd better go back and properly punctuate that Tyrannosaur, boy.

I've got my eye on you.

[Rutskarn]

Tuco was like the most stand up character in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

Wha? We talkin' bout the same back-stabbing drought-causing robbing badman?

[Fredthefighter]

You'd better go back and properly punctuate that Tyrannosaur, boy.

I've got my eye on you.

:tongue:
*Destroys with lasers*
All your base are belong to me. :smalltongue:

Anyway, how is everybody?

[Phaedra]

Anyway, how is everybody?

Good, cheers. I've made a trip home to see the 'rents, so I've actually eaten decently prepared food for once. One more step in my war against scurvy.

[Player_Zero]

Good, cheers. I've made a trip home to see the 'rents, so I've actually eaten decently prepared food for once. One more step in my war against scurvy.

Stinking students and their scurvy...

[Fredthefighter]

Good, cheers. I've made a trip home to see the 'rents, so I've actually eaten decently prepared food for once. One more step in my war against scurvy.

That's always a good thing. Scurvy is bad. Decently prepared food and parents are good. :smallbiggrin: In fact, parents are freakin' awesome!

[eidreff]

Snip... Decently prepared food and parents are good. :smallbiggrin: In fact, parents are freakin' awesome!

Combining the two in the wrong way is classed as cannibalism though.

[Fredthefighter]

Combining the two in the wrong way is classed as cannibalism though.

Yes. Yes it is. But if you can get away with it.... :smallamused::smalltongue:

[Nano]

It's raining something fierce right now. It's magnificent.

[Fredthefighter]

It's raining something fierce right now. It's magnificent.

Awesome. It's clear in the dark outside where I live.

[Phaedra]

Stinking students and their scurvy...

I am a horrible student cliche. And yet, there's no reason for me to be so - I live on my own, so there's none of the "my housemate has decided to run a biological experiment involving mould on my dishes" issues I used to have. I have a decent kitchen. I have a vast amount of time in which to buy food. And yet I'm living off oven pizza. It's madness.

[Player_Zero]

Oven pizza? For shame.

[Phaedra]

Oven pizza? For shame.

I know, I feel so dirty inside.

My boyfriend's moving in soon. He can cook. I'm hoping this is the answer to all my problems.

[Fredthefighter]

I know, I feel so dirty inside.

My boyfriend's moving in soon. He can cook. I'm hoping this is the answer to all my problems.

Men who can cook seem to be very popular these days.
The son of a friend of my mom's lives with 3 girls. He does all the cooking, and they do all the cleaning for him. That sounds like a good deal to me. :smallbiggrin:

[Hell Puppi]

I would take that deal in a heartbeat :smalltongue:

I'm getting better at cooking but I do wish my S.O. was able to make something other than Ramen noodles or buttered egg noodles. It gets kind of tiring being the one who has to plan out meals constantly. Can't complain too much though.

Ugh I have a headache that just won't quit, so I apologize in advance if I'm snippy at anyone today.

[Phase]

I know much of headaches. In recent years thy have not cropped up nearly as often, but I still feel your pain.

[rubakhin]

I would take that deal in a heartbeat :smalltongue:

I'm getting better at cooking but I do wish my S.O. was able to make something other than Ramen noodles or buttered egg noodles. It gets kind of tiring being the one who has to plan out meals constantly. Can't complain too much though.

Ugh I have a headache that just won't quit, so I apologize in advance if I'm snippy at anyone today.

I'm glad I can cook and my boyfriend can't. The best thing in the world to know how to cook is vast quantities of something foreign that your significant other can't pronounce.

Especially if you don't like their family. You can say, "I am very fond of you! Come and visit for dinner! What are we having? Oh, nothing special, tvorozhniki, barszcz, khvanchkara i djepelgesh."

Or you could just click at them like a Predator for thirty seconds. They'll react in exactly the same way.

[Coidzor]

Someone forgot Flashy in the title. haha.

I'm just ducking in on some wireless to say hey. I see Fred is now a pooch. Interesting.

Also, driving for 300 miles for the first time ever leaves you a bit sore...

As for headaches, my best friend is one of those poor SOBs who has a near constant background headache as part of their daily life. Very odd, really.

[Calamity]

My "Food Technology" (which, btw, translates to cooking) class consisted of me failing horribly at everything about it while my teacher made sarcastic remarks about my inability to cook (Evil woman). I'm a terrible cook, I managed to make a pizza look more like a range of volcanoes...

I've improved since though! >.>

[Player_Zero]

I don't get many headaches. I do space-out though. One minute I'm right there with you then I'm miles away, flying upon the breeze and admiring the clouds as they roam...

[Hell Puppi]

I'm glad I can cook and my boyfriend can't. The best thing in the world to know how to cook is vast quantities of something foreign that your significant other can't pronounce.

Especially if you don't like their family. You can say, "I am very fond of you! Come and visit for dinner! What are we having? Oh, nothing special, tvorozhniki, barszcz, khvanchkara i djepelgesh."

Or you could just click at them like a Predator for thirty seconds. They'll react in exactly the same way.

Sooo...what your telling me is your a highly attractive man who can cook, writes excellently and judging by another thread has prowess in the love-makin' area.
And you have a boyfriend.
Yeah that all kinda works together :smalltongue:

Heh luckily my mother-in-law is pretty much thrilled with anything I do so I don't have to worry about putting her off too much....though the Predator clicking noise may have to be put in use for my brother's girlfriend's family. :smallamused:

[Rutskarn]

5 ounce box o' Jelly Belly. I'm in sugarhyped heaven.

[Cyrano]

Anyone here live in Montreal?

Anyone know where to get Pixie Sticks? I have a cocktail* recipe I need to try.

*Fear not, moral guardians: does not contain cocktail.

[Dragonrider]

I've mentioned before that I love to cook. :smalltongue: I'm pretty good at baking especially...mostly because I LIKE it. I would take cooking over cleaning ANY day.

[Sneak]

I wish I could cook. I can make simple stuff, like pasta, home fries, popovers, etc., and I can bake, but that's about the extent of my cooking ability. I love food, though, so it seems that the natural extension of that love should be a desire to cook good food.

I'll probably start cooking once I get out of college and have no other way of obtaining good food besides paying for it.

In other news, I just went for a run for the first time since winter track today. I am going to be so damn stiff tomorrow.

[Dragonrider]

In other news, I just went for a run for the first time since winter track today. I am going to be so damn stiff tomorrow.

I used to run almost every morning. However, I finally figured out that after about two weeks of doing so, my knees die and I can't even walk up the stairs, they hurt so bad. I suspect it has something to do with scoliosis making my hips and back funny. In any case, I've pretty much given up on the running.

[Sneak]

Wow, that sucks. :/

I figured I should probably start running, seeing as pre-season training with the team starts in a week and a half and I haven't run at all since the winter. And the first week of pre-season training is always absolute hell.

[Dragonrider]

And the first week of pre-season training is always absolute hell.

It really is...in any sport.

I'm not playing any in college, I don't think. I thought about tennis, because I've been doing that for two-thirds of my life, but I want a break from it.

[Zeb The Troll]

Check me out! Posting from the hospital. :smallcool:

[Dragonrider]

Check me out! Posting from the hospital. :smallcool:

Is there a baby yet?

?

?

!?

:biggrin:

[Philistine]

Check me out! Posting from the hospital. :smallcool:

What news on the Rialto?

[Zeb The Troll]

No, no baby yet. The plan is to ice the pudding mold tonight, then start applying pressure tomorrow morning.

:smallcool:

[Dragonrider]

No, no baby yet. The plan is to ice the pudding mold tonight, then start applying pressure tomorrow morning.

:smallcool:

Ooooh.

I'm staying with a friend (well, friend of my mom's, really) whose baby is due Saturday. She's been having evening contractions since Monday. Hopefully he/she will be on the way soon.... :smallbiggrin: And yours.

[DraPrime]

What's this? My son has finally made his own random banter thread? I feel so proud :smallbiggrin:

[Lupy]

What's this? My son has finally made his own random banter thread? I feel so proud :smallbiggrin:

I've been wondering about the story behind this for some time now... Anyone care to enlighten me?

[DraPrime]

I've been wondering about the story behind this for some time now... Anyone care to enlighten me?

No :smalltongue:

[Lupy]

No :smalltongue:

...

I see my failure now.

[Recaiden]

I've been wondering about the story behind this for some time now... Anyone care to enlighten me?

This things just happen. You probably don't want to know.
I'd post the bramble, but Dragonprime isn't on it. Yet.

[Lupy]

Bramble? As in the annoying things that stick to your coat? :smallconfused:

[Recaiden]

Bramble? As in the annoying things that stick to your coat? :smallconfused:

The itp Family Bramble. Blame Dallas. This is an old one. Or at least un-updated.
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm316/RockShade/Current.png

[Lupy]

I remember that from last year... There was one we did in Town as well, but it wasn't so interesting. Dallas' organization skills are incredible. :smalltongue:

[Rutskarn]

Well, I'm officially sick from Jelly Beanage.

Not that this means I'm gonna stop eating them, of course.

[DraPrime]

The itp Family Bramble. Blame Dallas. This is an old one. Or at least un-updated.
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm316/RockShade/Current.png

The problem with including me is that D-D and I are the same person, just from different periods in time (we're a time traveler). So, do you include us as seperate beings, or are we the same? Should both our names go into the same circle? It's all very complicated.

[Rutskarn]

What the hell, I'm Recaiden's brother. Not sure how that worked out.

Actually, who maintains/distributes that thing? Is it just naturally occurring, or what?

[Lupy]

What the hell, I'm Recaiden's brother. Not sure how that worked out.

Actually, who maintains/distributes that thing? Is it just naturally occurring, or what?

It could be an anomaly like black holes or helpful department store employees.

[Cristo Meyers]

What the hell, I'm Recaiden's brother. Not sure how that worked out.

Actually, who maintains/distributes that thing? Is it just naturally occurring, or what?

It's an old running gag from a long time ago. Dallas-dakota took on the job of maintaining it, but it quickly grew too large to keep track of.

[Cyrano]

What the hell, I'm Recaiden's brother. Not sure how that worked out.

Actually, who maintains/distributes that thing? Is it just naturally occurring, or what?

What, you mean your own sibling, being a sibling, actually surprised you?

This place is weird.

[DraPrime]

This place is weird.

I don't the playground has ever been anything else.

[Lupy]

I don't the playground has ever been anything else.

You hit the nail on the head.

[DraPrime]

You hit the nail on the head.

Is there really any other place where one would wish to hit a nail? :smallconfused:

[Player_Zero]

What the hell, I'm Recaiden's brother. Not sure how that worked out.

Actually, who maintains/distributes that thing? Is it just naturally occurring, or what?

I'm Gem Flower's pet cat too. This may indeed be some sort of witchcraft.


What, you mean your own sibling, being a sibling, actually surprised you?

This place is weird.

Too normal, I'm afraid. It is human nature which is so warped.

[TFT]

...Wait, am I the red-headed stepchild or something? I am actually a red head
Just wondering :smalltongue:

[Lupy]

Is there really any other place where one would wish to hit a nail? :smallconfused:

No, but thumbs seem quite popular. :smalltongue:

[Cristo Meyers]

No, but thumbs seem quite popular. :smalltongue:

Toes too, if you're working on floors...

[Lupy]

Toes too, if you're working on floors...

Now that sounds unpleasant.

[Cyrano]

Too normal, I'm afraid. It is human nature which is so warped.

In relation to what? Your, er, what is that again, "super sanity?" Because the more I look at that, it seems to be less a super-power and more a sanity-destroying flaw.

[Cristo Meyers]

Now that sounds unpleasant.

Learned a vital lesson that day.

No matter how bloody hot it is, you wear shoes when nailing down flooring...

[Rutskarn]

In relation to what? Your, er, what is that again, "super sanity?" Because the more I look at that, it seems to be less a super-power and more a sanity-destroying flaw.

No, according to the precepts of the great logician magician pediatrician Leonard J. Perdition.

I should write children's books. Horrible, horrible children's books.

[Cyrano]

No, according to the precepts of the great logician magician pediatrician Leonard J. Perdition.

I should write children's books. Horrible, horrible children's books.

I'd read them. To orphans. Who are also strangers.

[Lupy]

Learned a vital lesson that day.

No matter how bloody hot it is, you wear shoes when nailing down flooring...

Were you replacing the floors or building a new one?

[Recaiden]

What the hell, I'm Recaiden's brother. Not sure how that worked out.

Actually, who maintains/distributes that thing? Is it just naturally occurring, or what?

I do. Or did. Different versions of people from different times count as separate.
And D'anna, it's not literal. Note the neice part. Although that's actually sister. Needs to be changed.

@Lupy: Replacing. Didn't you see those pretty pictures of the old tile?

Now, do sandals count as shoes?

[Groundhog]

Learned a vital lesson that day.

No matter how bloody hot it is, you wear shoes when nailing down flooring...

I'm not sure how much shoes would have helped, unless you own steel-toed boots.

[Hell Puppi]

Even thin shoes help against the shark-teeth that are carpet strips.

Man I really wish the loan on the house would go through so I could get to work on it. :smallsigh:

[Alteran]

I should write children's books. Horrible, horrible children's books.

Could they be worse than this (http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=484)?

[KilltheToy]

I'd read them. To orphans. Who are also strangers.

Meh. I'd read them to my own children. Nothing replaces some good old-fashioned childhood trauma

That, and I've been told that the tears of small children can be used to make a damn good espresso. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=689) :smalltongue:

[Cyrano]

Meh. I'd read them to my own children. Nothing replaces some good old-fashioned childhood trauma

This implies I would have the focus of mind necessary to remember the location of my children for longer than three days.

[LightWraith]

I used to run almost every morning. However, I finally figured out that after about two weeks of doing so, my knees die and I can't even walk up the stairs, they hurt so bad. I suspect it has something to do with scoliosis making my hips and back funny. In any case, I've pretty much given up on the running.

Have you tried going to an actual running store and getting your gait analyzed? A well fit shoe can work miracles for stuff like that. I know it made a world of difference for me, and I run a lot.

Also, hi everyone, I think this might be my first post in a Random Banter thread. You can now return to inflicting trauma on children. :smallwink:

[Alteran]

Welcome LightWraith. It's always good to have new banterers. :smallsmile:

[Apotheosis]

If you're reading this, Recaiden, feel free to make your move in Risk. You can still play when the timer is paused, I believe.

EDIT: I suppose I could have just sent a message. Oops. I can't believe that didn't occur to me first.

[Alteran]

No worries, it got you onto the Random Banter thread like I wanted. :smalltongue:

[Alleine]

Awww, freddy got his own Random Banter!

Jeez I'm never around anymore. I just realized I hardly post at all in Friendly Banter anymore. And only once or twice in each RB thread. How sad :(

I should make an effort or something. Maybe.

Rutskarn, you should cease and desist with the jelly beans. Eat rainbowflesh instead. It is tender and succulent. It also happens to be my favorite food/snack/candy. You want to be more like me don't you? Who doesn't? Eat rainbowflesh!

I feel like I should make that into a sales pitch. "Eat rainbowflesh TODAY! Warning: Rainbowflesh may cause seizures, insomnia, dizziness, vomiting, loss of appetite, funkiliciousness, drowsiness, spontaneous combustion, the munchies, and/or sudden death by awesome.

[Phase]

Pfft. Rainbowflesh, Jellybeans, lightweights.

Real men pop Soma. Now if you'll excuse me...

[TFT]

Nah, the best candy has to be Swedish Fish.

...I love that candy.

[Destro_Yersul]

And by extension, Swedish Berries. Though I'm rather partial to those sour cherry things, myself. I love sour stuff, and I love cherry flavour. What's not to like?

[banjo1985]

I can't really see past Drumstick Lollies and white chocolate mice when it comes to the best sweets ever.

[Phaedra]

White mice are amazing. My heart lies with Haribo Tangfastics though, corporate sell-out that I am. I'm beginning to think I'm actually addicted to them.

[Thanatos 51-50]

August 13. Still no PIN number from my bank.
I just got got my command's physical address. Hopefully that should clear some things up and I can get the bloody four-digit number sent to me.
Four-digit number. Gah.
Hate hate hate my bank.

[Fredthefighter]

The best sweets ever are Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles and Maynards Wine Gums. :smallbiggrin:

[Khaeta]

The best sweets ever are Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles and Maynards Wine Gums. :smallbiggrin:

What's that now? :smallconfused:

All I know is that caramel coconut clusters and sour gummy worms are the best...along with good fudge.

[Player_Zero]

In relation to what? Your, er, what is that again, "super sanity?" Because the more I look at that, it seems to be less a super-power and more a sanity-destroying flaw.

Whose sanity would I be destroying? And it is in relation to the common and erroneous conceptualization of normality. People here are normal in the sense that the traits they exhibit are common.


White mice are amazing. My heart lies with Haribo Tangfastics though, corporate sell-out that I am. I'm beginning to think I'm actually addicted to them.

So, pizza and Haribo huh? I'm sure that's perfectly healthy.

[Dogmantra]

The best sweets ever are Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles and Maynards Wine Gums. :smallbiggrin:

Fruit Pastilles + Wine Gums = Wine Pastilles = DELICIOUS.

[Phaedra]

So, pizza and Haribo huh? I'm sure that's perfectly healthy.

I know. It's a miracle I'm not dead, really. Or at least morbidly obese. But in fact I've got a decent BMI and I'm fairly healthy, so it's a diet that's working pretty well for me. Tapeworm maybe.

[randman22222]

Oh jeebus... I had wikipedia syndrome today, and came across a guy named Jacques-Jean Quero. Just about the pinnacle of bullshido. :smallsigh:

This is him, here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPpwcPqpgp8) and here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxQ-e0GStpg).

[Player_Zero]

Ew.

Also, Body Mass Index is a load of crap. It's about the health-based equivalent of IQ tests for measuring intelligence.

Double also, I'm probably the charming and thoroughly dashing Zero-version of that. Doesn't matter what or how often I eat I will remain ten stone. Even as I get taller, or stronger, still ten stone.

My theory is that, to account for the density difference, a redistribution has happened. Most likely the removal of my cold, stone heart leaving an empty abyss.

Quadruple also, since triple also would be stupid, I'm watching Wall-E for the first time just now. It's very cute.

[Phaedra]

Also, Body Mass Index is a load of crap. It's about the health-based equivalent of IQ tests for measuring intelligence.


See, my head knows this, especially since I'm (to put it mildly) on the short side of the height scale and BMI works even less well on the extremes.

My heart, however, warped by years of reading glamour magazines and watching Hollywood films, sees my BMI of 19 and goes "Thin! I'm thin! Society will accept me!". It's not really about science.

Wall-E is adorable. And the fact that you find it cute shows, I think, that your heart is nowhere near as cold as you make out.

[Player_Zero]

Observational skills don't prove a thing.

Just because robots can love doesn't mean I can.

[Cristo Meyers]

Well that was kinda weird...

My desk is by the windows, giving me a pretty nice view of the Chicago skyline way off in the distance. Turned to take a look out the window and there was a cloud of smoke floating out there. It looked exactly like a mushroom cloud...

[Phase]

Turned to take a look out the window and there was a cloud of smoke floating out there. It looked exactly like a mushroom cloud...

You've been playing too much Fallout 3.

[wadledo]

Just because robots can love doesn't mean I can.

Speak it man, speak it.

[Cristo Meyers]

You've been playing too much Fallout 3.

Actually it's Okami now...

But no, it really did resemble a mushroom cloud...just kinda, weird.

[Rutskarn]

Oh jeebus... I had wikipedia syndrome today, and came across a guy named Jacques-Jean Quero. Just about the pinnacle of bullshido. :smallsigh:

This is him, here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPpwcPqpgp8) and here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxQ-e0GStpg).

The advantage of having a YooToob account is that I can now grade down these videos, the digital equivalent of hurling popcorn kernels at the screen.

I could also comment, but that's the equivalent of standing up in a drunken stupor and screaming for Freebird, so I'm gonna go ahead and pass.

[Dragonrider]

...And by the BMI, I'm overweight. :smalltongue:

I just applied for a job. :smalleek: First ever. Secretary-ish thing. Freaky!

[Cristo Meyers]

...And by the BMI, I'm overweight. :smalltongue:

I'm always constantly about 3 pounds from being considered overweight, apparently.



I just applied for a job. :smalleek: First ever. Secretary-ish thing. Freaky!

Here's hoping you get it. Anything's better than the jobs I had to do in college: dishroom duty, fryguy...

[Morty]

I could also comment, but that's the equivalent of standing up in a drunken stupor and screaming for Freebird, so I'm gonna go ahead and pass.

I decided to hide all YouTube comments some time ago myself, to preserve what little faith in humanity I've got left.

[Cristo Meyers]

I decided to hide all YouTube comments some time ago myself, to preserve what little faith in humanity I've got left.

If I ever need to put myself in a murderous, "must shoot something" mood all I have to do is go to AOL and read any of the user comments on any story.

...good lord...

[Pyrian]

I just applied for a job. :smalleek: First ever. Secretary-ish thing. Freaky!Funny, I figured you for working in a bakery. :smallbiggrin:

[Recaiden]

...And by the BMI, I'm overweight. :smalltongue:

I just applied for a job. :smalleek: First ever. Secretary-ish thing. Freaky!

Good luck getting the job.

You know, I once saw a civilized discussion in YouTube comments. Once.

[Rutskarn]

I'm actually underweight to the point where medically, it's not technically advisable.

They call me the Rail Man.

(They don't, but you gotta admit that'd be a pretty awesome nickname.)

[Morty]

You know, I once saw a civilized discussion in YouTube comments. Once.

I, on the other hand, saw a religion-related flamewar under some video I'd never associate with religion.

[Cristo Meyers]

It's like the monkey pen at the zoo. Every once in a while they're behaved and acting cute, but most of the time they're just screeching and throwing crap at each other.

[Supagoof]

It's like the monkey pen at the zoo. Every once in a while they're behaved and acting cute, but most of the time they're just screeching and throwing crap at each other.
QFT!

Throws dung at Cristo. :smallamused:

[Cristo Meyers]

QFT!

Throws dung at Cristo. :smallamused:

*throws flaming dung at*

[Dogmantra]

I had a little conversation with someone on a video for a Still Alive "duet". Someone said they didn't get the cake is a lie, so I replied with "You know the cake? Yes? It's a lie. It doesn't exist." I got a reply from someone else saying they loved me. Mostly, though, I like to play a game where I post the stupidest thing I can think of and see how many people are sure I'm joking. Helpful hint: no-one has ever thought I'm joking.


They call me the Rail Man.
Speaking of things people call you...


Enter RUTSKARN

V=GIRL
Good morrow, Rusty; for that's your name, I hear.

RUTSKARN
Well have you heard, but something hard of hearing:
They call me Mr. Rutskarn that do talk of me.

V=GIRL
You lie, in faith; for you are call'd plain Rust,
And bonny Rust and sometimes Rust the curst;
But Rust, the undeadest Rusty on Giantitp
Rusty of Rust Hall, my super-zombie Rust,
For zombies are all Rusties, and therefore, Rust,
Take this of me, Rust of my consolation;
Hearing thy wittiness praised in every subforum,
Thy virtues spoke of, and thy humour sounded,
Yet not so deeply as to thee belongs,
Myself am moved to woo thee for Awesome itp.
Hang on...
You're right! It is Rutskarn!
I've been reading it wrong.
I feel stupid.
Best bit of any Shakespeare Play ever! Of any play ever!
Completely unedited.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Almoooost off work, almoooost able to call and bitch out mah bank.

[Cristo Meyers]

Almoooost off work, almoooost able to call and bitch out mah bank.

Nothing like counting the final 15 minutes, eh?

[Supagoof]

Shush you. You're still running around with flaming poo on yourself.

See what happens when you don't properly finish your sentences Mr.-still-writing-a-book? :smallamused:

[Player_Zero]

Yes... Wall-E was far too cute. Painfully so...

Now I kinda want something else to watch.

Oh well. Anyone for scrabble?

[Cristo Meyers]

Shush you. You're still running around with flaming poo on yourself.

See what happens when you don't properly finish your sentences Mr.-still-writing-a-book? :smallamused:

*stretches in lounge chair at home*

Sure is nice to be home, typing on your own computer, relaxing in your own room...:smalltongue:

[Player_Zero]

No scrabble huh. Guess I'll go to bed.

[Nano]

I'll play you some if you're still up, Zero.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Just got off the phone with the bank. Apparently, they can't Fed-Ex to an overseas physical location, either.
Grazzle.
Nor can they just tell me the stupid bloody PIN because they don't have it. Visa does. And Visa is in charge of sending this crap out.
And so, I had to settle for another snail-mail order for the exact same goddamn' PIN so I can finally use my bloody debit card so I can - y'know - Buy stuff, withdraw Yen straight from the machine so I don't have to pay for money exchange, use XBox Live, Steam, and Amazon.com, and most importantly, not carry large sums of cash on me.
I hate carrying large sums of cash.

[Player_Zero]

Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.

Guess I'll get some supper and wait in the multiplayer room.



I hate carrying large sums of cash.

Because you fear to lose it?

[Rutskarn]

My aphorism for the day:

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/1761/dancedance.png

Alternately:

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4114/dancedance2.png

[Phase]

My aphorism for the day:

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/1761/dancedance.png

Yay, nightmares...

Again.

[Player_Zero]

Yay, nightmares...

Again.

Giant hornets? Those hornets, man... Those hornets...

[Dogmantra]

Giant hornets? Those hornets, man... Those hornets...

GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!
In other words: I recently had a dream about a giant hornet...

[littlequietguy]

GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!
In other words: I recently had a dream about a giant hornet...

That's strange I also had a dream recently.

[Player_Zero]

GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!
In other words: I recently had a dream about a giant hornet...

I had a nightmare. I was supposed to be looking after animals and insects and stuff but I didn't feed them so they rotted and I felt a bit horrible because of that and then this giant effing hornet chased after me down a corridor.

Also, I was severely tempted to alter that to inflect a certain reaction in the Freudian...

[Rutskarn]

One of my oldest and most memorable nightmares is about being chased by a hornet.

To be fair, it was being ridden by some freakish evil fairy creature.

[Pyrian]

Last night I dreamt that I was with a group of people setting up campsites, except that we weren't outdoors but instead were inside an office building, and instead of erecting tents we were putting up cubicles. :smalleek:

[randman22222]

I once had a really creepy dream in which a bloated, decomposing zombie-thing was chasing me around, trying to kill me. It's chief method of doing so? Shooting shards of glass from its wrists.

...:smallconfused:
What? It was scary!

[Sneak]

I usually don't remember my dreams, and I've only had a handful of nightmares in my entire life (that I remember).

My most memorable was one I had as a fairly small child. I was on some kind of train, and I was in a spacious room with red carpets and a dais. And on the dais was a very short, unkempt looking albino woman with long, scraggly white hair. I think she may have been a witch. Anyway, she wasn't chasing me, just standing there, but something about her was just absolutely terrifying. It was weird.

In other news, here's a video of Count von Count singing a song about counting. The twist is that every instance of the word "count" (excluding his name/title) is bleeped out.

[littlequietguy]

I dreamt that there was a Watchmen (a book a like) Twilight (a book I hate) crossover.

And it was good.

Also that Erfworld was still hosted on this sight and it updated.

[wadledo]

Why does the random banter thread eventually get a discussion of dreams?

[Cyrano]

Why does the random banter thread eventually get a discussion of dreams?

Because we are the least interesting group of people in the world.
You know that xkcd comic? I KNOW you know that xkcd comic. Whatever. Shhhh. It doesn't necessarily require posting, 'kay? Just...yeah, no. Don't do it.

[rubakhin]

Because we are the least interesting group of people in the world.

Am I the only person who thinks other people's dreams are really interesting?

I dunno, maybe I'm just easily amused.

[Cyrano]

Am I the only person who thinks other people's dreams are really interesting?

I dunno, maybe I'm just easily amused.

Almost definitely not. It's more of a symptom of uninteresting people having nothing else to say rather than having nothing else to say making you uninteresting.

Or possibly I'm crazy.

[Alleine]

Or possibly I'm crazy.

That sounds exactly like something a crazy person would say!

[RabbitHoleLost]

These cupcakes. I must have them. (http://blog.craftzine.com/archive/2009/08/brain_cupcakes.html?CMP=OTC-5JF307375954)

[Ganurath]

These cupcakes. I must have them. (http://blog.craftzine.com/archive/2009/08/brain_cupcakes.html?CMP=OTC-5JF307375954)Brain food. It's good for you!

[Alleine]

mmm, brains....

Excuse me while I go crack open some small child's noggin to collect his delectable gray matter.

[Fredthefighter]

mmm, brains....

Excuse me while I go crack open some small child's noggin to collect his delectable gray matter.

Stay away from my noggin! :smalltongue:
I need these brains, they're all I have going for me. *Clutches head protectively*
My precious.

[banjo1985]

Those cupcakes are epic. Now we can all be Intellect Devourers!

On a related note, me and Mrs B had an attempt at a marble cake yesterday, and results were mixed. It atstes nice but it hasn't mixed very well, so it's kind of spotted with huge patches of chocolate rather then any marbling effect going on.

We'll just have eat this one and make another :smallbiggrin:

[Fredthefighter]

Those cupcakes are epic. Now we can all be Intellect Devourers!

On a related note, me and Mrs B had an attempt at a marble cake yesterday, and results were mixed. It atstes nice but it hasn't mixed very well, so it's kind of spotted with huge patches of chocolate rather then any marbling effect going on.

We'll just have eat this one and make another :smallbiggrin:

I once made Marble Cake in Yr8. I ended up spending an hour after school so that I could finish it though. It took a while to cook.

[banjo1985]

I love marble cake. :smallbiggrin:
At school I can remember once making a chocolate mousse that went so hard when it cooled that I broke a spoon trying to dig into it!

Safe to say I am an enthusiastic but not particularly skilled cook. :smalleek:

[Fredthefighter]

I love marble cake. :smallbiggrin:
At school I can remember once making a chocolate mousse that went so hard when it cooled that I broke a spoon trying to dig into it!

Safe to say I am an enthusiastic but not particularly skilled cook. :smalleek:

I only managed to get through "Food Technology" by asking the teacher every step of the way if I'd done it right. :smallbiggrin: And I still got 8/10 on average. :smallbiggrin:

[Thufir]

Food tech always annoyed me. I'm fine at actually cooking, but the whole thing of having to plan things out, possibly make up our own recipes, etc was just constricting and frustrating.
And clearly it failed to achieve its objective, because the only thing I remember learning in food tech throughout my time in school is how to use a garlic crusher. How to cook I learned by, y'know, cooking.

[Fredthefighter]

Food tech always annoyed me. I'm fine at actually cooking, but the whole thing of having to plan things out, possibly make up our own recipes, etc was just constricting and frustrating.
And clearly it failed to achieve its objective, because the only thing I remember learning in food tech throughout my time in school is how to use a garlic crusher. How to cook I learned by, y'know, cooking.

We never had to make our own recipes, just copy the one we were given. :smallbiggrin:

[Totally Guy]

I just found a US dime on the floor. That's an odd thing to find around here.

You know what else is odd. To keep the image the right way up you have to turn it over from top to bottom. Not left to right. I never knew that.

[Dragonrider]

When I was really little I was a little obsessed with who is on all the US money. I'd ask my mum all the time, and I still don't remember most of the bills.

How come Lincoln and Washington get bills AND coins? And why is Andrew Jackson on anything at all? :smalltongue:

[Totally Guy]

When I was really little I was a little obsessed with who is on all the US money. I'd ask my mum all the time, and I still don't remember most of the bills.

On the coins here it's always the queen. On the notes we have a few others, Charles Darwin being the most memorable.

I've got no idea who this dime man is.

[Dragonrider]

I've got no idea who this dime man is.

It's Franklin Delano Roosevelt, I think.

[Neko Toast]

Anyone know what tingling hands might mean? They've been doing this since last night.

[TheBibliophile]

A really bad case of pins and needles?

Incidentally, I've only just discovered Random Banter. It looks good!

[Sneak]

Carpal tunnel, diabetes, a really bad case of pins and needles?

Take your pick. Personally, I'd go for the last one.

And hey, TheBooklover. It seems that you joined while I was gone. I'm Sneak. In case you couldn't tell from the username.

[Quincunx]

I wanted to put this in the You thread, but it's been too long since the discussion of colors, so enjoy The Hue Test (http://www.xrite.com/custom_page.aspx?PageID=77)--I've just scored 8 with all the mistakes in the region of teal.

[TheBibliophile]

Quincunx, what does your sig mean?

[Tiger Duck]

Yay we are score buddies I too scored an 8

[randman22222]

I wanted to put this in the You thread, but it's been too long since the discussion of colors, so enjoy The Hue Test (http://www.xrite.com/custom_page.aspx?PageID=77)--I've just scored 8 with all the mistakes in the region of teal.

I just scored a zero (perfect).
Hmm. I always knew my eyesight was really good as far as focusing and such were concerned. Pretty cool to know that, according to this test, my eyes are perfect in yet another way. :smalltongue:

If my arrogance gets to be too much, just punch me real hard in the stomach.

[TheBibliophile]

*punches*

Let that be a lesson to you.

Anyone seen Star Wars: Clone Wars (note absence of "the")?

[Phase]

*punches*

Let that be a lesson to you.

Anyone seen Star Wars: Clone Wars (note absence of "the")?

Oh, the good one?

Yes, double yes. The only problem is that episode three ruined it by making Grevious a wuss.

[TheBibliophile]

Yay! I just got season two in the mail!

I use lovefilm.com, in case you're wondering why I get DVDs in the mail.

[banjo1985]

I wanted to put this in the You thread, but it's been too long since the discussion of colors, so enjoy The Hue Test (http://www.xrite.com/custom_page.aspx?PageID=77)--I've just scored 8 with all the mistakes in the region of teal.

That test made my eyes hurt. Good news is I scored 3! I'll take that as a blind chap in glasses :smallbiggrin:

[Thanatos 51-50]

Because you fear to lose it?

Because I live around a large number of other under-paid Americans.

Yes, because I fear to lose it.

[DraPrime]

Hmmmm, I just designed a fighter jet that a T-rex could fly, and have found someone who could draw it out.

I feel so awesome :smallcool:

[Cristo Meyers]

Hmmmm, I just designed a fighter jet that a T-rex could fly, and have found someone who could draw it out.

I feel so awesome :smallcool:

All that is left is to create velociraptor drop-pods and truly the seeds of mankind's destruction will have been sown...

[Fredthefighter]

Hmmmm, I just designed a fighter jet that a T-rex could fly, and have found someone who could draw it out.

I feel so awesome :smallcool:

*High-fives*
I played Pokemon for 2 hours at 1 AM this morning. And then when I got up at 9.30, I played Pokemon for about 4 or 5 hours. Wow. I'm lame.

[DraPrime]

All that is left is to create velociraptor drop-pods and truly the seeds of mankind's destruction will have been sown...

I'd be more afraid of a velociraptor motorcycle.

[Cristo Meyers]

I'd be more afraid of a velociraptor motorcycle.

First we need to deliver the raptors to the battlefield, then we can worry about giving them motorcycles...

[DraPrime]

First we need to deliver the raptors to the battlefield, then we can worry about giving them motorcycles...

What if we had velociraptors on flying rocket propelled motorcycles with machine guns? Then all our problems are solved.

For the love of god, somebody sig that

[Cristo Meyers]

What if we had velociraptors on flying rocket propelled motorcycles with machine guns? Then all our problems are solved.

For the love of god, somebody sig that

...truly you are a man of vision...

[Fredthefighter]

What if we had velociraptors on flying rocket propelled motorcycles with machine guns? Then all our problems are solved.

For the love of god, somebody sig that

I would if there was room in my signature. But it's still awesome.

[DraPrime]

...truly you are a man of vision...

Think of all that I could create, given the right resources.

[Fredthefighter]

Think of all that I could create, given the right resources.

If we gave you the right resources, the world would explode... AND IT WOULD BE AWESOME!

[DraPrime]

If we gave you the right resources, the world would explode... AND IT WOULD BE AWESOME!

Yes. :smallbiggrin:

[Fredthefighter]

Yes. :smallbiggrin:

It's like putting Cheese Spread on an army of Ninja Koalas. :smallbiggrin:

[Rutskarn]

When I was really little I was a little obsessed with who is on all the US money. I'd ask my mum all the time, and I still don't remember most of the bills.

How come Lincoln and Washington get bills AND coins? And why is Andrew Jackson on anything at all? :smalltongue:

Sorry, this is a little late:

Lincoln and Washington get coins because they're important, Jackson gets a 20 because if he didn't, he'd rise from the grave, beat the workers down with his cane, and challenge the President to a duel.

Because Jackson is metal.

[DraPrime]

It's like putting Cheese Spread on an army of Ninja Koalas. :smallbiggrin:

All this happens on the top of a dragon playing a guitar solo, with pirates from space flying all around, pouring tabasco sauce on everything.

Cus tabasco makes everything more awesome.

[Fredthefighter]

All this happens on the top of a dragon playing a guitar solo, with pirates from space flying all around, pouring tabasco sauce on everything.

Cus tabasco makes everything more awesome.

So does Cheese Spread.... and Pokemon. There must be Pokemon. :smallbiggrin:

[DraPrime]

So does Cheese Spread.... and Pokemon. There must be Pokemon. :smallbiggrin:

Perhaps Mewtwo will be suspending the whole thing in midair with the power of his mind?

[Fredthefighter]

Perhaps Mewtwo will be suspending the whole thing in midair with the power of his mind?

Yes!
Gyarados, Charizard, Salamence and Garchomp will possibly be having a mid-air fight around it all?
While Manowar plays in the background?

[DraPrime]

Yes!
Gyarados, Charizard, Salamence and Garchomp will possibly be having a mid-air fight around it all?
While Manowar plays in the background?

Yes! They will play Thor (The Powerhead). Warrior's Shields shall be distributed to everyone! :smallbiggrin:

[Fredthefighter]

Yes! They will play Thor (The Powerhead). Warrior's Shields shall be distributed to everyone! :smallbiggrin:

And then there's just us playing video games. :smallbiggrin:

This sounds like a most awesome idea. It needs to be real if only for the sake of the world being 500'000-billion times more awesome.

[DraPrime]

And then there's just us playing video games. :smallbiggrin:

This sounds like a most awesome idea. It needs to be real if only for the sake of the world being 500'000-billion times more awesome.

Perhaps we could build a machine that makes imagined things real? As long as it stays out of the hands of Rutskarn and the many weird fetishists on the internet, all should go well.

[Fredthefighter]

Perhaps we could build a machine that makes imagined things real? As long as it stays out of the hands of Rutskarn and the many weird fetishists on the internet, all should go well.

YES!
We could make a fortune off of it by charging people money to use it. :smallbiggrin:

[DraPrime]

YES!
We could make a fortune off of it by charging people money to use it. :smallbiggrin:

But wait, what if someone uses it while reading 120 Days of Sodom by Marquis de Sade? It would be terrible!

[Kaelaroth]

Perhaps we could build a machine that makes imagined things real? As long as it stays out of the hands of Rutskarn and the many weird fetishists on the internet, all should go well.

... This does not bode well. I think you guys are too trusting of humanity. :smalleek:

[Fredthefighter]

But wait, what if someone uses it while reading 120 Days of Sodom by Marquis de Sade? It would be terrible!

I've never heard of 120 Days of Sodom by Marquis de Sade. We'd just have to limit what people can do with it via a mind-reading device and a large wooden hammer to the noggin. :smallbiggrin:

[Dragonrider]

In the color test: I scored a 57. I have no idea what this means. :smalltongue:

[DraPrime]

I've never heard of 120 Days of Sodom by Marquis de Sade. We'd just have to limit what people can do with it via a mind-reading device and a large wooden hammer to the noggin. :smallbiggrin:

Read the wikipedia article about that book. Just know, that nothing can be un-known. Not without applying sandpaper to your brain. You have been warned.


... This does not bode well. I think you guys are too trusting of humanity. :smalleek:

We shall imagine a far more trustworthy version of humanity, and then let them use the machine.

[Kaelaroth]

We shall imagine a far more trustworthy version of humanity, and then let them use the machine.

But that's just cruel. You're mind-controlling/erasing a huge portion of society!

[Fredthefighter]

Read the wikipedia article about that book. Just know, that nothing can be un-known. Not without applying sandpaper to your brain. You have been warned.



We shall imagine a far more trustworthy version of humanity, and then let them use the machine.

Firstly, I don't think I shall. Secondly, we should then charge that more trustworthy version of humanity for using the machine. We'd need to work out some sort of price range. :smallbiggrin:

[DraPrime]

Firstly, I don't think I shall. Secondly, we should then charge that more trustworthy version of humanity for using the machine. We'd need to work out some sort of price range. :smallbiggrin:

Why would we need to charge anyone money? If we want something, we can imagine it, and it will be made! Fancy cars, big mansions, fighter jets, toilets made of solid gold, 12 ft tv screens, beautiful women, and world power can all be ours with just a thought. We can't let anyone else have access to that technology.


But that's just cruel. You're mind-controlling/erasing a huge portion of society!

I see nothing wrong with that.

[Kaelaroth]

I see nothing wrong with that.

... I think I'll grow to like you, sir. :smallamused:

[Fredthefighter]

Why would we need to charge anyone money? If we want something, we can imagine it, and it will be made! Fancy cars, big mansions, fighter jets, toilets made of solid gold, 12 ft tv screens, beautiful women, and world power can all be ours with just a thought. We can't let anyone else have access to that technology.

Maybe it's just my dark side trying to exploit the world. :smalltongue:

And Mind-Control is okay as long as you don't go overboard with it.

[Phase]

What if we had velociraptors on flying rocket propelled motorcycles with machine guns? Then all our problems are solved.

Reality has already one-upped you...

http://www.warwheels.net/images/acmatap56%20(4).jpg

[DraPrime]

Reality has already one-upped you...

http://www.warwheels.net/images/acmatap56%20(4).jpg

I fail to see how that one-ups me.


... I think I'll grow to like you, sir. :smallamused:

Good. You can be part of the new ruling class that Fred and I will set up.

[Fredthefighter]

Good. You can be part of the new ruling class that Fred and I will set up.

We're moving onto world domination now? Cool.

[Player_Zero]

I made myself some hideous pancakes for breakfast just now.

...It's just not the same without the lemon...

[Phase]

I fail to see how that one-ups me.

1. It's a bazooka.
2. It exists. It does. And it works. That gives it some points over your fanciful dreams.

[Kaelaroth]

We're moving onto world domination now? Cool.

There's nothing else.

[Fredthefighter]

There's nothing else.

Awesome. So, what's the plan? Steal all the world's power and natural resources? Create a doomsday device and hold the whole world ransom? Subtle political domination?

[Player_Zero]

1. It's a bazooka.
2. It exists. It does. And it works. That gives it some points over your fanciful dreams.

Wait, that works? That thing looks like firing it while driving would result in conservation of momentum-related leg breaking.

[Kaelaroth]

Awesome. So, what's the plan? Steal all the world's power and natural resources? Create a doomsday device and hold the whole world ransom? Subtle political domination?
I've... planned this at length. Your machine makes planning obsolete.
Use it. The world.. will be yours. Literally.

[Phase]

Wait, that works? That thing looks like firing it while driving would result in conservation of momentum-related leg breaking.

Yup. It's designed to be recoiless, so one can fire while driving.

[DraPrime]

1. It's a bazooka.
2. It exists. It does. And it works. That gives it some points over your fanciful dreams.

1. Mine has a velociraptor.
2. It's rocket propelled.
3. It flies.
4. It has machine guns.
5. Yours isn't even a motorcycle. It's a moped.
6. Reality is lame. Long live fanciful dreams!

[Player_Zero]

Yup. It's designed to be recoiless, so one can fire while driving.

How can a bazooka be recoiless?

Not that I know anything about weaponry, but it seems to me firing something heavy at high speed would at the very least give you pause.

[Fredthefighter]

I've... planned this at length. Your machine makes planning obsolete.
Use it. The world.. will be yours. Literally.

Are you trying to corrupt my young and impressionable mind? :smallamused:

[Phase]

How can a bazooka be recoiless?

Not that I know anything about weaponry, but it seems to me firing something heavy at high speed would at the very least give you pause.

Oops, it's not a bazooka, it's just artillery.

I have no idea how it works, but...

Also, if you managed to up a Velociraptor's intelligence such that it could operate such a vehicle, then you are vastly underestimating the possibilities of your supposed technology.

[Kaelaroth]

Are you trying to corrupt my young and impressionable mind? :smallamused:

I wasn't quite sure how to answer this, initially.
Still amn't.

[DraPrime]

I've... planned this at length. Your machine makes planning obsolete.
Use it. The world.. will be yours. Literally.

Indeed. We simply imagine a world where Fred and I rule, and it shall be so. Kaelaroth shall be our right-hand man, and of course we will imagine him as a person incapable of betraying us, just to make sure that he doesn't stab us in the back.

[Fredthefighter]

I wasn't quite sure how to answer this, initially.
Still amn't.

Hmmmmm. Suspicious.

And no Dragonprime, no more evil. I will not turn into a dictator. You can stay in your world where you rule, and I'll stay in my own. Because honestly, the responsibility of running an entire world seems like too much.

[DraPrime]

Hmmmmm. Suspicious.

And no Dragonprime, no more evil. I will not turn into a dictator. You can stay in your world where you rule, and I'll stay in my own. Because honestly, the responsibility of running an entire world seems like too much.

Freddy, you underestimate the capabilities of our machine. We can imagine dictatorship to be a good thing, and it shall. You won't be evil. You'll be a saint! And we can delegate responsibility to betrayal-proof lackeys like Kaelaroth.

[Kaelaroth]

Thank you. And I'll even appreciate it, afterwards.
See, Fred? You're even getting rid of me.
You'll love this.

[Fredthefighter]

Thank you. And I'll even appreciate it, afterwards.
See, Fred? You're even getting rid of me.
You'll love this.

Stop trying to corrupt me! Everywhere I turn in this connundrum leads to another evil. Such a strange game, the only winning move is not to play.

And why would I want to get rid of you? Just because we have our differences and sometimes don't seem eye to eye doesn't mean that I'd want to get rid of you.

I'll just imagine my own secret strike-force of warrior Pokemon and overthrow the dictatorship. Chaotic Good means that I can whoop backside and the people will still love me. :smalltongue:

[DraPrime]

Stop trying to corrupt me! Everywhere I turn in this connundrum leads to another evil. Such a strange game, the only winning move is not to play.

And why would I want to get rid of you? Just because we have our differences and sometimes don't seem eye to eye doesn't mean that I'd want to get rid of you.

I'll just imagine my own secret strike-force of warrior Pokemon and overthrow the dictatorship. Chaotic Good means that I can whoop backside and the people will still love me. :smalltongue:

Are you trying to make me disinherit you?

[Kaelaroth]

Are you trying to make me disinherit you?

I think
I think that Fred isn't trying that.
I think
I think Fred isn't fond of this plan, really. They'll be nothing to inherit otherwise.
Unless I've missed out in confusion or sorrow the true nature of your true relationship.

[Fredthefighter]

Are you trying to make me disinherit you?

Nope, I'm just trying to weasel my way into just using the machine to become a millionaire. And maybe use it to fall in love too, but that's a different story all together. :smallbiggrin:


Let me put it simply:
I am a simple boy with simple needs. I don't want to be the ruler of a world, I don't want people bowing down to me. I don't need it. All I need is a life of relative comfort, with some nice books and a good woman. That is all.

[Kaelaroth]

And maybe use it to fall in love too, but that's a different story all together. :smallbiggrin:

To make yourself love, or vice versa?
Because the latter wouldn't be true, Fred.
And you'd know it.

[Fredthefighter]

To make yourself love, or vice versa?
Because the latter wouldn't be true, Fred.
And you'd know it.

It is quite difficult to explain.
To bring the perfect girl for me, to me. So that I can fall in love.

[Kaelaroth]

To fall in love, to create the woman of my dreams. Simple.

But then your entire life would be wreaked by t..
But you'd imagine that away. I see.

[DraPrime]

Nope, I'm just trying to weasel my way into just using the machine to become a millionaire. And maybe use it to fall in love too, but that's a different story all together. :smallbiggrin:


Let me put it simply:
I am a simple boy with simple needs. I don't want to be the ruler of a world, I don't want people bowing down to me. I don't need it. All I need is a life of relative comfort, with some nice books and a good woman. That is all.

Bah. This machine causes to many complications. I shall simply have to destroy it.

*pushes red button on remote*
*imagination machine explodes*

We now return to normal discussion.

[Fredthefighter]

But then your entire life would be wreaked by t..
But you'd imagine that away. I see.

Wrecked by what Kaelaroth? Wrecked by what?

And anyway, the machine is gone now. Back to normal discussion methinks.

I'm thinking about getting Prototype for the PC. Anyone know if it's any good or not?

[DraPrime]

Wrecked by what Kaelaroth? Wrecked by what?

And anyway, the machine is gone now. Back to normal discussion methinks.

I'm thinking about getting Prototype for the PC. Anyone know if it's any good or not?

Prototype is great. Get it.

And don't worry about finding the perfect girl. Who needs women when there are guitars about?

[Kaelaroth]

Wrecked by what Kaelaroth? Wrecked by what?



1. You create your dream girl, as you said you would (before editing). She appears. She's perfect, everything you ever wanted. She's not real, not true. You spend the rest of your life ruing the fact that you cheated to create love, and the niggling sensation that you wouldn't have been able to achieve anything like this would lurk forever, as you also worry that, by creating a love, you've denied yourself the love of a real woman, who'd love you for who you are, and not just because you made her too.

2. As you said, in your edit "bring the perfect girl" either "to" or "for you". She's perfect, everything you ever wanted, though slightly less so, since this implies that she's a real girl you've just made love you. Similarly, you spend the rest of your life ruing the fact that you cheated to have love, and the niggling sensation that you wouldn't have been able to achieve anything like this would lurk forever in your mind, along with the deep, panicked panic that you've committed a huge sin by forcing someone to love you, stealing away the chance they might've had at a life with someone else, or, merely a life without you. Perhaps, even, by driving them away from their true course, you've ruined someone else's love. They, now, will never find the one they should've been with (the girl you took), and their life's over, too.

And oh-so much more.
Magic should never create love. Even though, in this scenario, one would "imagine" such problems away.

[Pyrian]

How can a bazooka be recoiless?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recoilless_rifle

Let's just say that you don't want to be standing behind one when it fires. Also, you probably shouldn't fire one while standing in front of anything flammable. Nor explosive.

Basically, it's an open tube with a rocket. This allows a much larger warhead to be fired from a much smaller platform than would otherwise be possible.

[Fredthefighter]

Prototype is great. Get it.

And don't worry about finding the perfect girl. Who needs women when there are guitars about?

What about women who can transform into guitars?


And I think I shall obtain Prototype.

@Kaelaroth: Quite true. Quite true indeed. It is a conundrum. If magic creates love then it isn't true, but if it doesn't, then you always have the chance that maybe you just won't find love. Meh, I'm only 16, I've got plenty of time to try and find love.

[DraPrime]

What about women who can transform into guitars?

*breaks down crying*

Why!?!? Why did I blow up the imagination machine? Why, when so much awesome could have been created!?! :smallfrown:

[Fredthefighter]

*breaks down crying*

Why!?!? Why did I blow up the imagination machine? Why, when so much awesome could have been created!?! :smallfrown:

Don't worry Dragonprime, I created a miniature version. It can only do a few wishes a day, and it can't create worlds, but I reckon it could make a woman who could turn into a guitar.

[DraPrime]

Don't worry Dragonprime, I created a miniature version. It can only do a few wishes a day, and it can't create worlds, but I reckon it could make a woman who could turn into a guitar.

Hmmmm, this shall indeed be useful.

[Fredthefighter]

Hmmmm, this shall indeed be useful.

Take it and make sure that no one else but yourself uses it. Understand?

[Quincunx]

Reality has already one-upped you...

http://www.warwheels.net/images/acmatap56%20(4).jpg

My goodness, it's as if that mad cyclist downtown (who keeps a pipe of similar length and caliber tied down and duct-taped to his bike at all times) had actually got hold of enough coherent thought to realize the flaws in his plan. There's the friendly sort of bicycle-riding crazy, there's the functional sort of bicycle-riding crazy, and then there's. . .that guy.

[Fredthefighter]

My goodness, it's as if that mad cyclist downtown (who keeps a pipe of similar length and caliber tied down and duct-taped to his bike at all times) had actually got hold of enough coherent thought to realize the flaws in his plan. There's the friendly sort of bicycle-riding crazy, there's the functional sort of bicycle-riding crazy, and then there's. . .that guy.

It must have been the Mythbusters. That cannon probably fires raw chickens. :smallbiggrin:

[DraPrime]

It must have been the Mythbusters. That cannon probably fires raw chickens. :smallbiggrin:

But what if it fired cooked chickens? Think of how much you could eat by aiming the cannon into your mouth!

[Fredthefighter]

But what if it fired cooked chickens? Think of how much you could eat by aiming the cannon into your mouth!

Dude, they tested it on an aircraft cockpit and each chicken shattered the front windows. I wouldn't fire that at myself even if I was paid an absurd amount of money.

[DraPrime]

Dude, they tested it on an aircraft cockpit and each chicken shattered the front windows. I wouldn't fire that at myself even if I was paid an absurd amount of money.

Clearly you're jaws are too weak to handle the intensity of cannon-fired chicken. Go out and fight until you've leveled up enough to handle this sort of eating.

[Fredthefighter]

Clearly you're jaws are too weak to handle the intensity of cannon-fired chicken. Go out and fight until you've leveled up enough to handle this sort of eating.

DEMON SOUL POWER!
*Gains spiky hair, red skin, torn up martial arts clothes and a necklace of evil beads*
SHINKU GOU-HADOKEN!
*Fires Super Demon-Fireball at*
Street Fighter is one of the best beat 'em up games and you know it. :smalltongue: