More ToS Sillyness!

[9mm]

proposed buff time: all day only
Proposed map: don't care

[lvl 1 sharnian]

Buff time is fine

maybe either columns or forest

I'll use the skybomber

[9mm]

I'll live with forest: you got that map?

I'll use John.

[lvl 1 sharnian]

Here's the map
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z123/TheChilliGod/Giantitp/Arena2i.gif

Buffs:
All Days - None

[9mm]

Buffs:


All day
Greater magic weapon (+3) on both weapons from wand, taking 10 on UMD


I'll take the blue corner; also due to the nature of my build, individually spoiler any melee attack you make.

[lvl 1 sharnian]

Red...

Initiative:

[roll0]

[9mm]

starting gird: B11

[roll0]

[lvl 1 sharnian]

I'll start in Y11, you go first since you have the higher Initiative bonus

[9mm]

john will fly to g13, alt 20', enter thicket of blades, and ready an action (trigger, when attacked)


attempt UMD with dispel wand chambered in the hand axe

[lvl 1 sharnian]

Hidden
Overchanneled Augmented to 11PP, Expansion

Dimension Door to G13 Alt30'

You see a giant robot falling 10ft above you.

[roll0]
Reflex Save DC15 Negates

Kami takes [roll1] damage

Fly 5ft to G12 and
starts flying up at 60 degrees to end up at G10 Alt20ft
and fly back to G13 and fall because of not enough minimum forward speed
take
[roll2]
Reflex Save DC15 Negates

Kami takes [roll3] damage

Your turn

Edit: after Falling I take up a 5ft burst centered on F13 Ground level

[9mm]

When you port in you see a human with bat wings holding a longsword and hand axe.
ok Intial DC:

[roll0]

That triggers my readied action:

[roll1] if => 20 then


your hit with a CL 10 dispel magic


if still nessary
[roll2]

AoOs to come shortly.

edit 1 on UMD, of course...

[9mm]

You provoke 6 AoOs... and I can only make four :(

Because of double hit I can use both hands each AoOs; longsword is resounding, if it hits add +1 to all remaining attack rolls till end of round.

first bombing run:
1st AoO
[roll0] crits on 19-20/x2
[roll1]
[roll2]
[roll3] crits on 20/x3
[roll4]
[roll5]

2nd AoO
[roll6] crits on 19-20/x2
[roll7]
[roll8]
[roll9] crits on 20/x3
[roll10]
[roll11]

2nd bombing run
3rd AoO
[roll12] crits on 19-20/x2
[roll13]
[roll14]
[roll15] crits on 20/x3
[roll16]
[roll17]

4th AoO
[roll18] crits on 19-20/x2
[roll19]
[roll20]
[roll21] crits on 20/x3
[roll22]
[roll23]

at each time I hit with both sword and axe, I get a free trip attack. Also spoiler damage so I don't get to choose to see whether I let you hit me (by getting out of the square with evasive reflexs) after I know how much it'll hurt.

[lvl 1 sharnian]

First two AoOs since I got tripped before I could do the second bombing run
Damage
43
first sword hit critical hitted

[9mm]

well we need to see if I actually trip you first:
[roll0]

if that wins improved trip/HSLA lets me make a free attack

[roll1]
[roll2]
[roll3]

[9mm]

[roll0]

ten characters may have messed this up.

[lvl 1 sharnian]

[roll0]
lol Huge-sized sucker

I believe you have 1 more trip, and 2 more if those fail

[9mm]

grrr... couldn't buff that this turn.
3 more attempts, got it.

[roll0]
[roll1]
[roll2]


[roll3]
[roll4]
[roll5]

[lvl 1 sharnian]

2 [roll0]
3 [roll1]
4 [roll2]

4th fails
so I'm prone?

[lvl 1 sharnian]

Can I see if you are wearing a cloak or vest or both?

[9mm]

2 [roll0]
3 [roll1]
4 [roll2]

4th fails
so I'm prone?

ayep, don't forget to take the other AoOs and free attack (if that hit)... now what to do, what to do.

he flys to 5ft above you at F13 [roll0] then John points his sword at you.
[roll=UMD]d20+15[/umd] dc 20

a black ray blasts from the tip of the sword
[roll1]

[roll2] negetive levels


and uses a swift action to actite his torc of titans.

[9mm]

trying that again...

[roll0]

... I just can't get those wands to work, can I?

[9mm]

Can I see if you are wearing a cloak or vest or both?

he's wearing a cloak; a well secured cloak.

[lvl 1 sharnian]

I did, but what is the quote box for?

Anyways, I'm immune to enervate and the ranged touch hits.

[9mm]

I did, but what is the quote box for?

Anyways, I'm immune to enervate and the ranged touch hits.

fair enough but since the spell never when off, Kami doesn't know John can do that. :smallbiggrin:

so your big and laying on the ground with a man is hovering right above you (ie: in AoO range) pointing his sword at you; what do you do?

or in layman's terms, its your go.

[lvl 1 sharnian]

Stand up
You probably hit with both
Opposed Trip
[roll0]

I throw a tanglefoot bag at you

Ranged Touch Attack
[roll1]
Reflex DC15

btw don't I get a trip attempt at you for failing your trip attempts?

[9mm]

yes you do, do you want to? if you do we'll rewind to the AoO banaza.

[JeminiZero]

I just checked up on this fight, and as an observer I have the following comment:

As a general rule, I would like to point out that you can only attempt to trip (http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Trip) an opponent who is at most 1 size category larger than yourself, unless you have some specific ability that says otherwise.

[9mm]

I just checked up on this fight, and as an observer I have the following comment:

As a general rule, I would like to point out that you can only attempt to trip (http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Trip) an opponent who is at most 1 size category larger than yourself, unless you have some specific ability that says otherwise.

... *strained throaty noises* I hate D&D size categories, they are FAR to similar large (big) v huge (big) when half asleep, your right. so sharnian's up when he lands, and I'm waving a sword in his face.

[lvl 1 sharnian]

I'm confused, so does my tanglefoot bag land? Are dropped out of flying? And who's turn is it?

[9mm]

tangle bag hits, weather you can glue me to the floor (that's the reflex save) when I'm flying 20ft in the air is what I'm trying to look up. it still your turn, as you have both a swift and move action left because I techinally couldn't trip you.

[9mm]

DnD wiki says I need one to keep flying...

[roll0]

[roll1]

[lvl 1 sharnian]

I end my turn

[9mm]

full attack. as usual longsword is resounding so +1 to attack after a hit.

[roll0]
[roll1]
[roll2]

[roll3]
[roll4]
[roll5]

[roll6]
[roll7]
[roll8]

[roll9]
[roll10]
[roll11]

[lvl 1 sharnian]

First 1 critical hits

All others hit

Is your turn over?

[9mm]

umm.. I don't crit on a 10, unless your really fragile; but just in case.

[roll0]

turn over.

[lvl 1 sharnian]

my bad I thought it said 38

[lvl 1 sharnian]

Dimension Door on top of you,
probably need balance check [roll0]
If I succeed, you probably need to check your max load, I weigh ~62000 lbs
I'd say DC15, unless your head is abnormally small?

Since I only failed by 4, it just means that I can't move so I stay latched on