Vorpal Word's Weekly Voting

[Vorpal word]

Hi all, Vorpal Word here. I've decided to run random votes once a week for the purposes of fun and awesome, so if you feel like voting just go ahead. I will post a new vote every Sunday and tally votes every Saturday (this week I'll post on a Thursday, but finish on time). Here is this week's vote:

EDIT: Which of the following is more powerful?
a)Mr. T
b)Chuck Norris
c)Arnold Schwarzenegger

Post your votes whenever you like, my vote is for Chuck Norris :smallbiggrin:.

[Emperor Ing]

psst, discussion of real world religion isnt allowed on these forums

[LordZarth]

psst, discussion of real world religion isnt allowed on these forums

Win. Cookie.

[Comet]

I'll trow in a vote for Ahnold, if only because no one else will.
Chuck Norris ain't powerful. He's just a malevolent, lazy memetic god that slumbers in some dark corner of the Far Internet Realms, soaking in all the energy building up from the people worshipping him.

Mr. T is awesome. But still, Ahnold is Ahnold.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Mr T.

Arnold and Chuck have both been the law. Mr. T ran from the law. Since the law couldn't catch Mr. T I assume he's more powerful than the law. Since he's more powerful than the law and Arnold and Chuck are the law, Mr. T is more powerful than Arnold and Chuck.

[Strawman]

You don't know? They're all the same person.

[smellie_hippie]

Mr T.

Arnold and Chuck have both been the law. Mr. T ran from the law. Since the law couldn't catch Mr. T I assume he's more powerful than the law. Since he's more powerful than the law and Arnold and Chuck are the law, Mr. T is more powerful than Arnold and Chuck.

Yeah... but Mr T. was beat up by Sylvester Stallone. That makes him a wuss.

I'll go for Conan. No, not Arnold... he's a wussy governor in California. Conan is a powerhouse.

[Ripped Shirt Kirk]

Yeah... but Mr T. was beat up by Sylvester Stallone. That makes him a wuss.

I'll go for Conan. No, not Arnold... he's a wussy governor in California. Conan is a powerhouse.

Hey! California is the land of the hippys! IMPOSTOR!


But really, Ahnold gots my vote.

[Zeb The Troll]

Mr T.

Because he hacked WoW and made up a new character class called the Mohawk. :smallcool:

[banjo1985]

Mr T, because he aint getting on no damn plane fool!

[Yarram]

Mr T is pretty damn cool... But I think Chuck would win. Sadly.

Actually, I think O'Chul would win, but meh.

[Haruki-kun]

Excuse me, I do believe you forgot to include Dr. Tran. After all, he's a real doctor. From America. Plus, he has a Ph. D. in kicking your ass.

[V'icternus]

Arnold is the most powerful. He's a Governor.

Unless you meant physically, in which case, uh...

Hmm...

Mr. T.

You don't mess with Mr. T.

[smellie_hippie]

You don't mess with Mr. T.

Would you pity the fool who does? :smallamused:

[billtodamax]

I pity da fool that mess with Mr. T.

[V'icternus]

I find your lack of original conversation disturbing.

[Lupy]

Chuck.

http://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/4069/original/Chuck-Norris.jpg

[Recaiden]

But they can still use an instant like twiddle to tap him, preventing him from attacking and allowing them to kill you!
Plus, I like this version:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/cit_chuck_norris_memetic_mutation_2.jpg

[Hannes]

Uh, no they can't, since he has protection.

[Recaiden]

Uh, no they can't, since he has protection.

I know there's a way to make things colorless. Isn't there?

[Moff Chumley]

I vote for Mr. Rogers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXEuEUQIP3Q&feature=related).

[ColonelFuster]

I'm going to have to agree with Haruki.
In 3, 2, 1, DR. TRAN!, Dr. Tran uses his X-15 cyber suit to beat up Chuck Norris. When, in the sequel, Chuck Norris and Mr. T team up to take him on (In DR. TRAN MEETS HIS MATCH), he still ends up beating them both, even without his X-15 cyber suit. And in "Q" IS FOR DR. TRAN, when The Terminator and James Bond are corrupted by his nemesis and try to take him out, he takes them out with a broken lawn chair. (The same weapon he used to destroy his nemesis later in the series, in DOCTOR TRAN DOLES OUT THE HARSHNESS, when it turns out to be his own mother, whom he thought was killed by Chuck Norris in the original.)

[Vorpal word]

Alright, vote tallying time:

Mr. T: 5
Chuck Norris: 3
Arnold Schwarzenegger: 4

Mr. T wins the main vote.

Additional voting:
Mr. Rogers: 1
Dr. Tran: 2

New vote coming up tomorrow!

[Cobra_Ikari]

Conan is Arnold. Cobra votes for Arnold. Especially if he has Governor backup from Jesse Ventura.

[Vorpal word]

OK, new vote!

Which of the following dinosaurs is by far the most awesome?

a) Barney
b) Yoshi
c) Rampardos (Pokemon)

You have until Saturday evening to post, I vote Yoshi.

[Ashen Lilies]

Do you mean Yoshi from the Mario games, or Yoshi from Dr. McNinja?
...
It's still Yoshi either way, I'd just like to know the magnitude of the victory. The winnitude, if you will.

[GoC]

Yoshi.:smallsmile:

[Zeb The Troll]

Totally a rigged contest this.

I vote Yoshi as The Least Lame of the three proffered.

[billtodamax]

Barney. Almost definitely.

[Alteran]

Yoshi, of course.

[ColonelFuster]

I don't think there's any question that Yoshi would win.

[Vorpal word]

In case anyone's wondering, these are all three characters at their most awesome. So Rampardos from the anime rather than the games, and Yoshi from a game/anime that features his highest power level yet (a Super Smash Bros game is the best I know, if you know a better one that just adds to his power!)

[smellie_hippie]

Could I get a linky to the Yoshi created by some of the SE Troglanders please? I'm at work and have limited access.

As soon as it is linked... Yoshi for the win.

[Zeb The Troll]

Could I get a linky to the Yoshi created by some of the SE Troglanders please? I'm at work and have limited access.

As soon as it is linked... Yoshi for the win.Here it is!

http://static.flickr.com/79/250921988_7a524936bd.jpg?v=0

In case it's not immediately obvious, this is a Yoshi made entirely of Post It notes on PenguinSushi and BardicBunny's living room wall.

[Nameless]

Batman. The answer is always Batman.

[Vorpal word]

Just for everyone to know, I'm going on an over-the-weekend trip till Monday so feel free to keep posting votes till then. New vote on Tuesday.

[Moff Chumley]

Here it is!

http://static.flickr.com/79/250921988_7a524936bd.jpg?v=0

In case it's not immediately obvious, this is a Yoshi made entirely of Post It notes on PenguinSushi and BardicBunny's living room wall.

Yoshi. Just for that.