OoTS Funniest Quotes

[Dragon Master]

I looked through the other threads and saw none of this sort. Soo, i decided to start this one. I figured if i could get other peoples favorite quotes we could all have a good laugh:smallsmile:

my favorite would be...

Monster under the umbrella(or in a box at this point)-"Wait! Where are you going? The exits the other way."
O-chul(Mr.Stffly)-"To do my duty"
Monster under the umbrella-"Again? The bucket just came an hour ago!"
(may not be word for word)

I found this quote to be extremly amusing:smallbiggrin:

[Tannhaeuser]

I rather like “Yes, but that mustache did not do him any favors, either,” in “Convenience Story (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0596.html).”

[Gift Jeraff]

:thog: not nale. not-nale. thog help nail not-nale, not nale. and thog knot not-nale while nale nail not-nale. nale, not not-nale, now nail not-nale by leaving not-nale, not nale, in jail. :thog:

[[TS] Shadow]

Funniest in context would probably be "Your approval fills me with shame."
Funniest out of context would probably be "I GOT A FOUR!"

[Berserk Monk]

80% of the things that come out of Belkar's mouth (the other 20% is made up of the vomit he expelled when his mark of justice went off)

[Herald Alberich]

I think "Heck, I had sex four times while I was away" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0394.html) makes "Thanks for the ride, Randy!" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0385.html) retroactively much funnier. :smallwink:

[theinsulabot]

i have always thought haley's reaction to roy donning the gender swap belt to of been a CMoA for her

[Acero]

What is a "Kubota"?

I am still a dragon

I guess I can finnaly stop worrying about saying the word "squiddleydoodlefluffer" in casual conversation

PICKLE DEATH ATTACK!

Adventurers! Falling from the sky! Flee for your life!

I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one?

[Silverraptor]

:belkar:: Ok, everything seems to be in order... Oh, Wait! You seem to have made a mistake right here.
Lawyer: Awww man, what's the mistake?
:belkar:: I'm chaotic.

[rangermania]

:belkar: Thank you for your part in increasing the sum of halfling knowledge (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0611.html)

[Scarlet Knight]

:roy: "glaive-glaive-glaive-guisarme-glaive"?

[Tundar]

After V shapechanged inside mother black dragon:
"Tasted like chicken"

[Souhiro]

There is only one:

"I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR"

That is

[Zolkabro]

:xykon: Love it. But can we get more silver spandex on those costumes?

:durkon: Free. Trip.
:haley: Darn you!

:durkon: PUPPETS CANNAE EVEN EAT PIE!!!

:mitd: Grumble. Why does everone else get a new pet to ride and I don't?
:roach: TO WAR!!!

And everything Thog has ever said.

[pita]

:thog: not nale. not-nale. thog help nail not-nale, not nale. and thog knot not-nale while nale nail not-nale. nale, not not-nale, now nail not-nale by leaving not-nale, not nale, in jail. :thog:

This is the best quote in OOTS. Completely confusing while being completely true.

[Jan Mattys]

:xykon: I think I just had an evilgasm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0197.html)

[Dark Faun]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i294/trytoguess/Chief.gif "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing pixie dust." (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0339.html)

[Seventh Dwarf]

Belkar - Well, I just figured we'd wander around, kill some sentient creatures because they had green skin and fangs and we don't, and then take their stuff.

[TheBibliophile]

Sharks. Why'd it have to be sharks?

Still waiting for an "O-Chul as Indiana Jones" avvie-style pic.

[Moogleking]

:xykon:: If you return the phylactery now you can keep 2 vital organs of your choice. Act fast, this is a limited time offer.

:vaarsuvius:: Guess what spell I cast before giving this to the bird.

[Scarlet Knight]

:vaarsuvius: *sigh* And once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper-piece harlot.

[Herald Alberich]

:haley: I should take a level of Ranger so I can choose Favored Enemy (Airborne Tramp).

[Optimystik]

I think "Heck, I had sex four times while I was away" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0394.html) makes "Thanks for the ride, Randy!" (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0385.html) retroactively much funnier. :smallwink:

Wow, I didn't even notice that one. :smalleek:

Another retroactive joke: The chimera's name (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0018.html), and its last words. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0021.html)

[Evil Mastermind]

Everything that Thog, Belkar and Xykon have ever said.... :smallbiggrin:

[Spiky]

Pretty much if you go here (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0001.html), then click on
http://www.giantitp.com/Images/redesign/ComicNav_Next.gif

672 times you'll find them.

[HealthKit]

:vaarsuvius: Uh, I am not certain I am the most qualified to comment on gender traits...

[Crazeemeel]

last four panels at the bottom of this strip are my favorite Thog quotes.

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0341.html

[Yiuel]

My favorite ever has been this one (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0587.html) :

Kazumi : "Sorry to disappoint. Turns out I get knocked up easier than I get knocked out. You stupid piece of @#!%. I was in the army, too, and I didn't forget four years of training the moment my egg's perimeter was breached. You think just because I can't see my feet right now that I can't put one of them up your cowardly ninja asses? Please. So what are the rest of you spineless mother%$@ers waiting for? I'm a goddamn baby-making, life-taking MACHINE! Why should I care how many people I have to kill? I can just make MORE in my TUMMY!"

There is so much funny in that quote, and yet so many comments that you could have on it. To me, it is an Crowning Moment of Discourse.

[WhereamI?]

I cant pick just one, but heres the top one for my top 5 favorite chars (not in order)
:mitd:"Huh, I never noticed that before, now back to this gate I keep hearing so much about."
:vaarsuvius:"Now if you don't mind, I am somewhat preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down."
:belkar:"I took Craft (Disturbing Mental Immage) as my feat last level.
:xykon:"I think I just had an evilgasm"
:thog:"oh little ice cream friends! thog delays boredom-driven rampage only for you!"

[Silverraptor]

A more recent one.

:vaarsuvius: "I require a reminder as to why raining arcane destruction is not an appropriate response to all of life's indignities. Quickly, please, before they are out of range."

[Charity322]

Adventurers! Falling from the sky! Flee for your life!

Argh. Remind me. Where is that quote from?

[HuntedWalrus]

Okay, here are my faves from the comics 1-120 (aka book 1):

"Oooo... weapon shrinkage." -Roy, #1
"Look, I found all these free swords. The were in my spleen." -Elan, #3
"Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion!" -Vaarsuvius, #20
"I'm a multiclass fighter/rogue/sorceror who specializes in enchantment spells." -Nale, #50
"Turquoise bicycle shoe fins actualize radishes greenly!" -Chaos, #68
"I have an idea. It starts with "s" and ends with "litting their throats." -Belkar, #72
"Roy has boobies!" -Elan, #102
"Your broken corpses will taste delicious lightly seasoned with nutmeg!" -MitD, #103
"Never bet against the gullibility of the good guys." -Xykon, #106

[Gandariel]

Dashing Swordsmen are immune to damage from broken glass. it helps us to make cool entrances coming from the window

Go, Team Cleric!!

(Roy talking to his father)
Roy: What could Julia possibly do that I couldn't do?!??
Father: Feather Fall.
Roy: Crap.

AND
WAAAAAAAAY The best quote in All OOTS
my favourite strip, strip 659, last panel

Guess what spell i cast before giving this to the bird