exceedingly irritating songs?

[Mystic Muse]

you know those songs that get stuck in your head and you can't get out no matter how hard you try? I'm looking for those songs. before you ask here is why.

REVENGE!:smallbiggrin:

[RabbitHoleLost]

This **** is bananas BEE AYE AN AYE AN AYE ESS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AU-kAnB24I)
>.<

[Mystic Muse]

sorry I should mention that it shouldn't be music that will make ME want to kill myself.

[Starscream]

Barbie Girl.
Achy Breaky Heart.
Chacarron Macarron (the motherlode)
Anything by the Jonas Brothers.
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0) atrocity. Warning: may force you to punch your monitor.

[Cyrion]

The Hamster Dance Song (though I'd love to learn how to play the original Whistle Stop it comes from on my guitar).

[Evil DM Mark3]

Back in 1986 Philip Pope, Rob Grant and Doug Naylor, sick of annoying and sickening summer songs, created the ultimate parody of same for SpittingImage. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpittingImage) It was used in quite a few episodes and then realeased as a single and became a number one hit for 3 weeks.

WATCH AT YOUR PERIL. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vUVJsfG3eA)

[Texas_Ben]

I think I'm done here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBiKE0x4IPo)

*edit* okay so it's not actually annoying (to me anyway) it just get stuck in your head. And never. Ever. Goes away.

[Aotrs Commander]

Back in 1986 Philip Pope, Rob Grant and Doug Naylor, sick of annoying and sickening summer songs, created the ultimate parody of same for SpittingImage. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpittingImage) It was used in quite a few episodes and then realeased as a single and became a number one hit for 3 weeks.

WATCH AT YOUR PERIL. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vUVJsfG3eA)

I still love that song, even now.

(Which just goes to show how truly evil I really am...)

[Mystic Muse]

Achy Breaky Heart.
.
what does it say about me that I liked this song?

oh and although this isn't a song this is hilarious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmYMKXTvuZs&feature=related

[Ravens_cry]

This. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj26N10Ymlg) I like the cartoon in all it's cheesy, barely animated, glory. But the theme song, oh the theme song. It drilled it's way into my living brain, and would, not, leave! It was pure torture. Brain bleach was not strong enough, sandpaper not gritty enough. Just looking up that video brought it all back. Damn you dirty notes! Damn you to hell!

[Evil DM Mark3]

I still love that song, even now.

(Which just goes to show how truly evil I really am...)Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak,
and though you hate this song, you'll be humming it for weeks.

It got to number 1. For 3 weeks. The UK is a nation that loves irony.

[Dienekes]

Anything from Michael Jackson (sorry Jackson fans, that man annoys the hell out of me)

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04)

Kenya. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFcR96SPF2w)

Macarena. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NZjHKfbbiQ)

Umbrella-ella-ella-ella . (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5jdA9Tdg-k) Crap now this one is stuck in my head from listening to the youtube bit...

Blue. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H25lz7gchaw)

Tubthumping. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm4iU0yx9GY)

It's a Small World After All. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APmHR2bmQgw&feature=related) I couldn't find a good version, but I think we can all agree how annoying this song is.

[Thane of Fife]

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjc9nV9p5M4) falls somewhere between unbelievably irritating and mind-blowingly funny.

[Isak]

Let's do the Fork in the Garbage Disposal! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4)

It will LIVE in your mind. Forever.

But it's somewhat awesome at the same time, if horribly annoying...

You'll be forking your garbage disposal for weeks.:smalleek:

[Mystic Muse]

come on! nobody's mentioned this one yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbPDKHXWlLQ

[Jinura]

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04)

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Funny, I find that one amazingly hilarious, yet still awesome..

Peanut butter jelly time. Hate that song... And most of the rap that appears to be on the radio everytime i turn it on.. Here in Denmark, the only radio channel that dosen't play rap, is the one for the 40-50s +

[Assassin89]

Never Gonna Give You Up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI) or anything by Rick Astley.

I also found a list of potential earworms on TVTropes (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EarWorm)

[shadowxknight]

Crank That by Soulja Boy :smallsigh:
Turn up volume and base all the way for maximum damage effect.

[Dienekes]

Crank That by Soulja Boy :smallsigh:
Turn up volume and base all the way for maximum damage effect.

Not even I am that evil.

[Verruckt]

Never Gonna Give You Up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI) or anything by Rick Astley.

I also found a list of potential earworms on TVTropes (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EarWorm)

Now for a truly finessed and even catchier Rickroll, one must play this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo6H_fB0xsI) truly horrifying example of damned synchronicity.

May god have mercy on the soul of the man who first matched those BPM.

[Rutskarn]

This song is awesomely annoying (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btEpF334Rtc).

[Verruckt]

This song is awesomely annoying (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btEpF334Rtc).

I was always troubled by that pitchfork line...

[Rutskarn]

That song fits the Folk Song Cycle:

1.) Oh, hah, I love this song! It's so folksy and simple!

2.) Hey, I wonder what the lyrics are? Let's watch it again and pay more attention.

3.) Wait. Hold on. Isn't that a euphemism for...nah, I'm thinking too much into it. I'm just not on the same pure salt-of-the-earth wavelength as these guys. Curse my big-city tainted mind!

4.) Okay, no, that definitely sounded like it meant...

5.) Oh. OH! Oh god, oh god, that's DEFINITELY...

6.) ...I can never listen to this song again.

[Prime32]

I don't know about annoying, but every so often a song will get stuck in my head. Currently it's the songs from Kamen Rider Decade (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KamenRiderDecade). All of them. I've only seen one two-part episode of the show.

Journey through the Decade (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtPsqTSNQIg&fmt=18)
RIDE THE WIND! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho6nmoGd2IM&fmt=18)
YOU'RE THE NEXT! NEXT DECADE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkFIETQWzXU&fmt=18)

[Rutskarn]

Oh, yeah. Forgot these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWucPckXbIw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgrGRcjyzVw

[Ravens_cry]

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Tubthumping. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm4iU0yx9GY)

Tubthumping is awesome. Sure, it gets in your head, but it's such an wonderful song, it's like having a wetware iPod. Just groove to it, baby. And if people look at you weird, just stick some earphones in your ear, so people think your dancing to a song on an actual iPod.

[SurlySeraph]

Leekspin (http://www.leekspin.com/)

Also, You Are a Pirate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU)

[Rutskarn]

Leekspin (http://www.leekspin.com/)

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Already listed that one, mate.

[SurlySeraph]

Already listed that one, mate.

How about Metal Leekspin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idm5CijpSLY&eurl), then?

Oh, and Alcohol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g1g-dSNdvg), the song that made me literally headbutt the screen. Thank God I have a laptop and the screen just went back.

[Assassin89]

Adding to the list of annoying songs that have become internet memes

Caramelldansen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6Zp4cW8w8A)

[Rutskarn]

Oh, and Alcohol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g1g-dSNdvg), the song that made me literally headbutt the screen. Thank God I have a laptop and the screen just went back.

Oh, for a second there, I thought you were talking about the Barenaked Ladies song. In which case I'd have to headbutt you.

[Dienekes]

Oh, and Alcohol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g1g-dSNdvg), the song that made me literally headbutt the screen. Thank God I have a laptop and the screen just went back.

That song made me think of that "If I were a Rich Girl song" which should also be added to the list.

[Dogmantra]

Dogmantra, by a band named Svardvladet. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNDnXx6ZX9c)

Maybe it's because of the name, but it's incredibly catchy. And terrible.

[Makensha]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM6elRs7F5k

Had that song stuck in my head for two months. Curse you, Arena PvP videos!

[Jade_Tarem]

There is a song out there, a little ditty, which has been known to drive the most stable of men mad.

It's worse than the "Small World" song on that Disney ride.

It's worse than that freakish badger song.

It's worse than the song at the end of that first Charlie the Unicorn video.

It's worse than anything you've heard on Cartoon Network.

That one too.

It has been declared to be cruel and unusual punishment to make anyone listen to this song by every civilized government. Weaponizing this song is against the Geneva Convention. Cripes, I can't think of any other way to warn you not to click on the link I'm about to post.

That song is: Auto's Shop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raiYrWbD-E0), from Megaman 7. It's a loop approximately thirteen seconds long, and it will decimate your mental faculties. Don't listen for too long, I beg of you - fortunately, the youtube clip has it cut off after about half a minute, but when buying items there is no merciful cutout. You listen to it over, and over, and over again as Auto sloooooooowwwwwwwwwwllllyy generates the stuff you buy. I have it stuck in my head right now just for posting that link.

*shiver* *shiver* *twitch* :smalleek:

[Thane of Fife]

Here's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNTxr2NJHa0) a good one.

[Errant_Polearm]

No link (as it's a radio show), but the Gobble Gobble song from the Rick & Bubba Show is pretty annoying. When it was introduced, Rick said something like "Don't be listening to this while you're carving up the turkey, you'll go straight for your wrists".

[Stormthorn]

Hey! I like Ievan Polka!

And the Llama song.

Curse you!

[Rutskarn]

Hey! I like Ievan Polka!

Oh, I do too. But it's irritating as hell.

[Mystic Muse]

Hey! I like Ievan Polka!

And the Llama song.

Curse you!
I like them both but they can be irritating.

[Yarram]

Wow... You've all posted some pretty annoying songs. But I'd have to say John Williamson's "True Blue" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceWKrsJX9N4) really takes the biscuit for me.

Actually... Everything he's ever written seems to drive me to "NANANANANANANANA!."

[Mystic Muse]

I listened to the entirety of "never gonna give you up." by Rick astley



...................I don't have a soul do I?

[shadowxknight]

Technologic

The beat just get stuck in your head.
Just try it. :smallamused:

[Klose_the_Sith]

Technologic

The beat just get stuck in your head.
Just try it. :smallamused:

Well then clearly I'm not human?

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4zYdav57SA&feature=channel_page&fmt=18) is particularly effective because, unlike the other suggestions I've seen, is awesome.

This leads to people who have it travel through enjoying it, trying to remember the whole thing and rockin' out

A few hours later "Do you folks like coffee" won't go away no matter what you do ...

[Aotrs Commander]

One occurred to me the other day. The song from Wonderpets (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxlWvE2U0nw). Graagh! My niece loves it, but I can't stand it. But the song is sufficiently insidious and penetrating that it drives into your skull after a few times of repetition and it's horrific to get rid of; even if you're not in the same room!

I caution you now, follow the link at your own peril. I wouldn't have linked it at all, but then again I am Evil, so spreading some havoc is part of the job description...

[Jinura]

Svenne-banan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwn0hQQPmaY&feature=related) It's all over the danish radio.. And It gets stuck to my brain after hearing five seconds of it.

[Bhu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gb-elCUB-w

[Bhu]

This song is awesomely annoying (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btEpF334Rtc).

OMG thats in one fo the few really funny scenes in Evil Aliens...

clip somewhat gory and nsfw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6mCUoRYN3Y

[Dogmantra]

I listened to the entirety of "never gonna give you up." by Rick astley



...................I don't have a soul do I?

I like that song. There's nothing wrong with it!

[Fifty-Eyed Fred]

Crank That by Soulja Boy :smallsigh:
Turn up volume and base all the way for maximum damage effect.

I was making fun of Soulja Boy before he was famous, and his stuff from before Crank That (i.e. the original versions) are so ridiculously retarded they're hilarious. That's right: he actually changed his songs to make them less idiotic after he got that hit single.

I Got Me Some BAPES (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEn3_kMAIrI) (his original music video for it... oh God... the other two never had videos though)
Throw Some Ds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4Koe6VOsVc)
Yahh B*tch Yahh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-kprwJ5K9k)

[mikej]

:smallfrown: I actually like Caramelldansen and the Miku Hatsune version of Leekspin. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbbA9BhCTko)

The song that drives me insane is Original Fire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1NuIME0c3M) by Audioslave. It just really irriates me and I'm not sure why. Back when it was release, I work in a restaurant, were we listened to same radio station all day long. It was played like four freaking times during my shift and once for a few weeks in the late night "top five popular" songs. My fellow co-workers and regular costumers knew when the song was beginning as I cursed when I heard the first verse.

[Terraoblivion]

It is a good thing that i pretty much never venture anywhere a radio is playing, Jinura. That song manages to be annoying in quite a few different ways in short order after each other.

[Jinura]

It is a good thing that i pretty much never venture anywhere a radio is playing, Jinura. That song manages to be annoying in quite a few different ways in short order after each other.

Yeah I'm actually not always ashamed to confess that my favorite radio station is one rated for old people. No Hip Hop there :D

[TengYt]

Depending on what mood you're in, this song is either the worst one in the world, or the AWESOMEST: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BOMhenAQcw

[Dogmantra]

Depending on what mood you're in, this song is either the worst one in the world, or the AWESOMEST: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BOMhenAQcw

I still maintain a parody of that called "Vaccination" would be awesome. I think it's borderline irritating, but not quite there yet.