Durkon is evil and should Fall

[Ridureyu]

...Oh come on, we haven't had one of these threads in forever!

Anyway: Durkon as an accomplice to theft. Evil or not? Discuss.

[TriForce]

go away, this couldnt be less funny if you copy-pasted a english dictionairy.

[The Vorpal Tribble]

go away, this couldnt be less funny if you copy-pasted a english dictionairy.
'An' english dictionary :smallamused:

[ref]

Clerics don't fall, you know...

[Spiky]

And Durkon probably still feels really...stable, so he won't fall down, either. He hasn't even had a real beer in years.

[Ridureyu]

Dangit, I just found a thread in which these were Officially Not a Good Thing.

Ah, well. Serves me right for sticking in the RPG forum during the strip's downtime:P

[Optimystik]

So it takes red text to make you realize that a joke is completely devoid of humor?

[PirateMonk]

Clerics don't fall, you know...

Yes they do:


Ex-Clerics

A cleric who grossly violates the code of conduct required by his god loses all spells and class features, except for armor and shield proficiencies and proficiency with simple weapons. He cannot thereafter gain levels as a cleric of that god until he atones (see the atonement spell description).

[kopout]

So it takes red text to make you realize that a joke is completely devoid of humor?

Yeah, I have that problem a lot to

[Haggis]

Do you really think Thor would care? He the kind of guy who makes his own rules. http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0353.html

[NerfTW]

...Oh come on, we haven't had one of these threads in forever!


There's a reason.

[Elfin]

...
*facepalm* :smallsigh:

[Mystic Muse]

please direct me to anybody who actually thinks this so that I can send Cthulhu after them. Or Asmodeus. depends on my mood at the time.

[JGoldenberg]

Ex-Clerics

A cleric who grossly violates the code of conduct required by his god loses all spells and class features, except for armor and shield proficiencies and proficiency with simple weapons. He cannot thereafter gain levels as a cleric of that god until he atones (see the atonement spell description).

Of course, unlike Paladins, Clerics are free to choose another God if they wish.

And anyways, Thor is the God of Thunder, and apparently of Ale, I highly doubt he'd care if his Cleric's companion stole back his purse and the thieves purse in revenge. That's not even a hit towards the neutral spectrum, let alone evil.

Anyways, moronic topic, kthxbai.

[Gorgondantess]

please direct me to anybody who actually thinks this so that I can send Cthulhu after them. Or Asmodeus. depends on my mood at the time.

Trust me, Cthulhu is much better. With Asmodeus, you don't get the insanity induced screams!:smallbiggrin:

[Mystic Muse]

Trust me, Cthulhu is much better. With Asmodeus, you don't get the insanity induced screams!:smallbiggrin:

"enough TALKING. Time for some screaming."

[Trixie]

And anyways, Thor is the God of Thunder, and apparently of Ale, I highly doubt he'd care if his Cleric's companion stole back his purse and the thieves purse in revenge. That's not even a hit towards the neutral spectrum, let alone evil.

Huh, List Of Things That Some Readers Of The OOTS Do Not Consider To Be Evil (like bisecting octogenarians) will never cease to amaze me :smallamused:

[Cracklord]

Of course he is. Take a look at my Avatar.

And C'thulu does not care, or even notice that which it leaves a gibbering wreck. They are so insignificant to be beneath it's conception, not merely notice. Asmodeus is the way to go.

[Killer Angel]

...Oh come on, we haven't had one of these threads in forever!


I would like to remember the Holy Words of our beloved Archangel:


Sheriff of Moddingham: As previously mentioned, stop with the spammy parody (or is it "parroty") threads.

[Roland St. Jude]

Sheriff of Moddingham: @^ Indeed.