This...Freaking...Woman...

[The Demented One]

Clever folks in the playground, huddle.

I have found myself thoroughly outwitted. This woman has refused to tell me her last name, and has instead chosen to give me just enough hints to stultify me without actually giving me enough to figure it out. Curses and blasphemies!

But you are clever people. Let's think. My clues are:

• It's an indigenous South American name.
• It has nine letters.
• It has two z's.
• It ends with -ez.
• It doesn't start with a z.

Okay, name-guessers. Let's guess some names.

[SoD]

Sazeurlez.

What? It could be.

[V'icternus]

...Why do you need to know?

[The Demented One]

...Why do you need to know?
My own ego. Being teased and outwitted sucks.

[V'icternus]

I see.

In that case, um... look up some names and get cross-checking.

[Dr. Bath]

Was gonna say Gonzalez, but that's one letter too short...

To google!

[Elvaris]

Velazquez would be my first guess... Though guess is the operative word.

[Starscream]

Nyota.

...What?

[MethosH]

"• It's an indigenous South American name."

Just tell her to go f herself... you know how many indigenous tribes/cultures exist in South America?

Only in Brazil we have 1.400 tribes with 1.300 different languages.
Tell her to at least name a freaking country.

[Player_Zero]

So, it went like this:

'Hi, what's your name?'
'It ends with an 'ez'!'

Now, the correct response would be 'Err... Oh-kay...' but you went with the being riled and annoyed option. Can you see where you went wrong?

[MethosH]

So, it went like this:

'Hi, what's your name?'
'It ends with an 'ez'!'

Now, the correct response would be 'Err... Oh-kay...' but you went with the being riled and annoyed option. Can you see where you went wrong?

That's the point... The correct reaction would be:
'Hi, what's your name?'
'It ends with an 'ez'!'
'Ok, screw you'
*start again with the next girl*

[Player_Zero]

That's the point... The correct reaction would be:
'Hi, what's your name?'
'It ends with an 'ez'!'
'Ok, screw you'
*start again with the next girl*

Possibly with a punch in the mouth for sassing you!

[MethosH]

Possibly with a punch in the mouth for sassing you!

'Hi, what's your name?'
'It ends with an 'ez'!'
'Is it "Bitchez"? Oh, I'm sorry... For a second I actually thought I was talking to someone that COULD ANSWER A FREAKING SIMPLE QUESTION!' :smallbiggrin:

[Player_Zero]

Nice.

...Nice.

[The Demented One]

So, it went like this:

'Hi, what's your name?'
'It ends with an 'ez'!'

Now, the correct response would be 'Err... Oh-kay...' but you went with the being riled and annoyed option. Can you see where you went wrong?
Less that, and more mocking my weak facebook-fu. A perfectly reasonable cause to be riled, naturally. ;)

[Coidzor]

Hmm... What countries are we dealing with for you and her?

Since she's not living as a tribal that probably rules out the smaller, less ****ed by the Europeans groups which account for most of the remaining diversity if I recall correctly.

South America... Hmm... Peru would be something from Quechua most likely.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Less that, and more mocking my weak facebook-fu. A perfectly reasonable cause to be riled, naturally. ;)

She appears to be wrong. If it ends in "ez", it's most likely a Spanish/Hispanic/whatever last name, not an indig...um...ind...native one.

Velazquez does sound like a pretty good option, though. But it that's what it is...smack her for not knowing her own damn ethnicity. >.>

[Coidzor]

That too. It does sound like one or both of you is confused on what an indigenous south american name is.

[ColonelFuster]

She sounds Brazilliant! (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Brazil/)

[xPANCAKEx]

you're being sucked into a massive attention game

when you realise that, you're ego will be dented far more if you carry on participating than if you back off and say "well... i'll let this one slide"

[Coidzor]

Wise Cake is Pan.

[KataraAltinaII]

My own ego. Being teased and outwitted sucks.

This.

wait... what exactly ARE some South African names? o.o

[The Demented One]

That too. It does sound like one or both of you is confused on what an indigenous south american name is.
...or perhaps she was just flagrantly lying. Turns out it's Lopez. :smallfurious:

[Dirk Kris]

...or perhaps she was just flagrantly lying. Turns out it's Lopez. :smallfurious:

Or maybe she can't count. And doesn't know how to read. *shrug*

[RabbitHoleLost]

Or maybe she can't count. And doesn't know how to read. *shrug*

OR MAYBE SHE SUFFERS FROM MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER AND JUST THAT ONE IS NAMED LOPEZ =O

...Alright. I'mma go now :smalltongue:

[arguskos]

...or perhaps she was just flagrantly lying. Turns out it's Lopez. :smallfurious:
Got yourself a winner there Demented. /sarcasm Run for the hills dude

[The Demented One]

Got yourself a winner there Demented. /sarcasm Run for the hills dude
Already there, brother. Already there.

[KataraAltinaII]

...or perhaps she was just flagrantly lying. Turns out it's Lopez. :smallfurious:

she burned ya there...

[arguskos]

Already there, brother. Already there.
Good man. I have a guy here who doesn't really figure out this stuff when it happens. Once, someone told him that clouds actually HAD a silver lining (ie. they were lined in silver). He spent three weeks learning how to reproduce clouds in a laboratory (note: possible, but expensive, hard to do, and not worth it) so he could (and now I'm quoting), "harvest the silver and make a fortune."

My reaction:
:smallconfused:
:smallannoyed:
:smallsigh:

At least you're brighter than that. :smallamused:

[UserClone]

It's Velazquez. You're welcome.
D'AWW...

That'll teach me to read the whole thread next time.

P.S. she's a pocketwatch.

[Cobra_Ikari]

...or perhaps she was just flagrantly lying. Turns out it's Lopez. :smallfurious:

My recommendation to slap still applies. Now you owe her three. For not knowing her ethnicity, for not being able to count, and for not knowing what a "z" is. >.<

*tacklehugs the elusive Dirky while he's at it*

[Dirk Kris]

*tacklehugs the elusive Dirky while he's at it*
*squee*
*is tackled*
Oh no, now I'm all pinned and helpless - what're you gonna do to me? O.o

[Fredthefighter]

*squee*
*is tackled*
Oh no, now I'm all pinned and helpless - what're you gonna do to me? O.o

*Tickles the helpless Dirk*
Hehehe.
*Huggles*

[LCR]

You guys are weird.

[Zeful]

You guys are weird.

Yes, yes we are. You're just figuring this out now?

[Zen Monkey]

What's your name?
-It ends in an 'ez'
Your name ends in 'easy?!'
(runs away and showers)

[Mystic Muse]

there's a response to this. It's the general response to everything.

Fire. lots and lots of fire. then get the fire on fire.

[LCR]

Yes, yes we are. You're just figuring this out now?

Sort of, yeah.

[Froogleyboy]

You guys are weird.

Why do you think i stayed

[Mystic Muse]

Why do you think i stayed

because we're also awesome?:smallsmile:

[Coidzor]

there's a response to this. It's the general response to everything.

Fire. lots and lots of fire. then get the fire on fire.

Good Lad.:smallbiggrin:

[MethosH]

because we're also awesome?:smallsmile:

And we have cookies? *Don't the the cookiemonster :smalltongue:*


http://wh0rd.org/cookie-monster-in-rehab.png

[Froogleyboy]

because we're also awesome?:smallsmile:

Exactly :) and crazyness is awesome

[Mystic Muse]

Exactly :) and crazyness is awesome

wait? who said we were crazy? we're just weird.

and awesome.

[Rutskarn]

Can you find out what this woman's address is? Via said Facebook?

Right. Now, here's what you need to do.

Get a marker and write this down:



It begins with "Sl"
It ends with "Ap"
It has 432 letters
It is of My Fist origin


Write this on your palm.

Then show it to her very quickly.

[Froogleyboy]

wait? who said we were crazy? we're just weird.

and awesome.

We're not crazy? Riiiiiiiiiiiight

[Mystic Muse]

I'm not crazy. I'm just a Drow warblade of Eris who happens to be a pyromaniac.:smallbiggrin:

[Coidzor]

Oh. I thought you were just a creepy chick without any pupils. Or was it without eyes?

A grimlock!?

[skywalker]

You guys are weird.

There's normal weird, and then there's kinda creepy weird. This thread turned toward kinda creepy weird, which is not necessary! I mean, it's cool, but it's not an overarching theme of the playground, thankfully.

[The Demented One]

Can you find out what this woman's address is? Via said Facebook?

Right. Now, here's what you need to do.

Get a marker and write this down:



Write this on your palm.

Then show it to her very quickly.
You sir, are a veritable wellspring of good advice.

[Mystic Muse]

Oh. I thought you were just a creepy chick without any pupils. Or was it without eyes?

A grimlock!?

no. It's Hinata Hyuuga, cousin of Neji hyuuga. The entire Hyuuga clan's eyes look like that. they have a special type of eye called the "byakugan." this allows them to see enemy chakra points. Neji has the ability to seal an enemy's chakra points rendering them completely useless in battle. He used this on Hinata and almost killed her. It sounds much worse without the proper context so If you care for the context go read the manga "Naruto." on Manga fox/ onemanga/ your local library or something.

she's actually completely human.:smalltongue:

also I don't get rutskarn's advice.

[Coidzor]

she's actually completely human.:smalltongue:

also I don't get rutskarn's advice.

Presumably there are (432-4)=428 extra "A"s inbetween the SL and the AP. Either that, or he's to slap her about 108 times. (432/4=108)

Also, I don't believe you. One of her ancestors must've had a threesome with a drow and a grimlock.

[Froogleyboy]

Presumably there are (432-4)=428 extra "A"s inbetween the SL and the AP. Either that, or he's to slap her about 108 times. (432/4=108)

Also, I don't believe you. One of her ancestors must've had a threesome with a drow and a grimlock.

It's from a manga . . .

[Jack Squat]

Presumably there are (432-4)=428 extra "A"s inbetween the SL and the AP. Either that, or he's to slap her about 108 times. (432/4=108)

Also, I don't believe you. One of her ancestors must've had a threesome with a drow and a grimlock.

I don't know if this is coincidence, but adding the numeric values for the ascii characters + end of text of "slap" == 432.

's' == 117 'l' == 108 'a' ==97 'p' == 112 EOT (end of text)== 3

117+108+97+112+3 == 432


EDIT: ^or that works too

[Rutskarn]

No, guys. It's a reference to the fact that she said there were 9 letters in the name Lopez.

[Jack Squat]

I got that, I was just merely postulating on why 432.

[Coidzor]

It's from a manga . . .

Bah. No reason there couldn't have been grimlocks and drow back in the day. :smalltongue:

[Froogleyboy]

Bah. No reason there couldn't have been grimlocks and drow back in the day. :smalltongue:

Oh, I know. I was just informing you (unless you knew already) what she was talking about

[The Linker]

Alright, here's what you do. Ask her: "What's purple, has eighteen legs, and catches flies?"

Whatever she answers, respond with, "A watermelon. I lied about it being purple, having eighteen legs and catching flies." :smallamused:

[TRM]

I got that, I was just merely postulating on why 432.
Actually, 432 was a slip caused by the 1,111 cheerful guardian angel spirits.

They're cool like that.

[Mystic Muse]

Bah. No reason there couldn't have been grimlocks and drow back in the day. :smalltongue:

Except Grimlocks are blind and some people with the Byakugan actually have almost 360 degree sight.:smalltongue:

[Ikialev]

Awesome, I always wanted to see the back of my orbit