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Thanatos 51-50

2009-09-04, 12:02 PM

Since neither Loopy nor Recaiden were around by the time old thread hit 51: Here you go: Random Banter 127.
Banter my minions! Banter!
...
Or, you know - pretend I said something really witty and endearing here.

Rules

1. Spam. For the purposes of RB, one word posts are generally considered spam. Likewise, posts that are nothing but *actions like this* are also be considered spam. Remember that the quality of the post's content is much better than the speed of your response.

2. This isn't the Play by Post or Town forum, nor is it the Silly Message Board Games or Structured Games forum. Please avoid continuous roleplay or mock battles and fights such as the "competition for control of the universe".

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9. Thread Creator must include the words "Random" and "Banter" as well as the thread #. Try to be concise as well.

10. Every post should contain two visible, legible complete sentences, Subject and Predicate. C'mon, make your old English teachers proud.

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12. Whenever a new thread is created, all "first post", "first page", and all posts of that nature will be deleted by the administrators. Please avoid doing this, as it is frustrating for them to deal with one-lined posts like this.

13. Double-posting is not your friend. We have edit buttons for a reason.

And here, linked for your convenience, are the previous incarnations of this thread.
Previous Threads:

Amotis' Random Banter #1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13484)
Dhavaer's Random Banter #2 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13401)
PhoeKun's Random Banter #3 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13319)
Rei Jin's Random Banter #4 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13205)
Toxic Avenger's Random Banter #5 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13146)
Jibar's Random Banter #6 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13026)
Ego Slayer's Surrogate Random Banter #7 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12939)
Sneak's Random Barroom Brawl #8 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12918)
Sophistemon's Solemnly Random Banter #9 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12855)
Vaynor's Very Random Banter #10 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12834)
Bookman's Blathering Random Banter #11 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12809)
Gralamin's Glorious Random Banter #12 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12785)
Rilik's Resplendently Random Raillery #13 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12766)
Gezina's Growling Grazing Random Banter #14 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12747)
The Zerglings Utterly And Geeky Random Banter #15 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12740)
jaqueses Truthfully Randomly Fireside Banter # 16 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12735)
Jack Squat’s Jubilantly Quixotic Random Banter #17 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12693)
Cardel's Banter of Cookie Jubilation #18 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12668)
Archonic's Chaotically Random Banter of Rods #19 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12657)
The Rod's Inanimate Temple of RANDOM banter #20 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12638)
Lucky’s Loquaciously Loud-Mouthed Random Banter#21 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12630)
Deckmaster's Divinely Delightful Random Banter #22 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12614)
Saithis' Soliloquy of Random Banter #23 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12598)
Loveable Lianae's Ludicrous Lampooning Lottery #24 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12578)
NEO|Phyte's Neolithic Nest of Weasel Banter #25 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12544)
Target's Random Banter of "non-violence" #26 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12533)
Tarnag40k's Random banter of "grammar errors" #27 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12515)
Kyrian's Random Banter of ADHDness #28 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12507)
El Jaspero's Random Drunken Ramblings #29 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12503)
Boss Smiley's Eloquently Eggy Banter #30 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12494)
Lykan's Looney Explosionarama & Random Banter #31 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12482)
Iames's Iambic Yarn of Yammering #32 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12468)
Dispozition's Deviously Distressed Banter #33 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12458)
CP's Copiously Combusting Banter of Carnage #34 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12445)
Alarra's Altar of Random Banter #35 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12432)
Eloquent Rune's Electrifying Rambling Banter #36 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12423)
E_P's Very Own Quite Popular Random Banter #37 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12419)
Hydrogelic's Foolish Mortal Random Banter #38 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12413)
Ink's Smudgy Splotchy Random Banter #39 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12405)
Azrael's Big Black Book of Banter #40 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12397)
The Logic Vampire's Rational Random Banter #41 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12387)
Shiny's Shimmering Space-hitchin Random Banter #42 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12376)
ZombieRockStar's Random Banter #43 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12360)
Nostrabel's Realm of Cookies and Random Banter #44 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12342)
Charity's Cheery Chatter Circle #45 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12328)
Samiam's Spontaneous Scintillating Soliloquy #46 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12310)
LLama's Masked Mysterious Random Banter #47 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26599)
Ravishing Rydia's Recumbentibus ^_^ Random Banter #48 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27622)
Penguinizers Perilous Random Banter #49 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28083)
Death's delightfully morbid surrogate random banter #50 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28444)
Wayril's wonderfully weird surrogate random banter #51 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28990)
Rawhide's Deck of Random Banter (52 Cards) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29697)
Korith's Sorrogate Random Banter of Zombie Killing #53 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30353)
Surrogate thread of random Bor-dom #54 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31109)
Rex Idiotarum's Painfully Pogoing Thread #55 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31512)
The Wrath of KHAAAAAANtalas’s William Shatner Flavored Random Banter # 56 (Surrogate) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32080)
EmeraldRose's Random Banter of Lashing Wit #57 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32494)
Captain van der Decken's Surrogate Ship of Random Loot (Banter) #58 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32847)
SDF's Neverending I-Don't-Have-an-OotS-Avatar-Yet Story Banter #59 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33465)
Mauril's Surrogate Dwelf Banter of Fantasy Race Confusion 60th Edition (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34165)
Rockphed's Dice Rolling Toga Party of 61 Drunken CIA Analysts (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34568)
var Lord_Magtok = Random(Banter*62) + Surrogate (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34801)
Jibar's Retro Random Banter #63 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35014)
Malina's Random Spanish Banter #64 of morphical annoyance (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35256)
Mr. E's Random Banter #65 of Cane Toting and Hat Tipping (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35418)
Ego Slayer's Hellishly Random Banter #66.6 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35596)
Purple Gelatinous Cube o' Doom's bowl of bantery j-e-ll-o randomness #67 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35859)
Zephra's Random Banter of Ghostly Wailings, and Howling Fun#68 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36317)
Cobra Ikari's Random Banter #69 of Rampant Hugging, Guttermindedness, and ;-) Kinky. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36977)
Scorpina's Random Banter #70 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37480)
Raistlin1040's Super Special Awesome Random Banter #71(Now with 20% more tacos) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37824)
Uberblah's Random Banter #72 Of Caffeine And Sleep Deprivation Induced Randomness (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38225)
Lucky’s Random Banter #73 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38987)
Castaras's Random Banter #74 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37836)
D'anna Biers RB #75 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39495)
Zeb The Troll's RB#76 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39801)
Egdpollard's RB #77 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40128)
Gezina's and Calamity's Random banter #78 of double entendre and doom (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40410)
Random Banter #79 In Loving Memory of Hexa_Regina (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40909)
Zeratul's random banter #80 of throwing puppies off bridges (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41778)
Vespe's Random Banter #81 of singing dolphins and mostly harmless planets. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=43254)
CSK's Giant in the Playground Forums Addicted Anonymous, Random Banter #82 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44919)
Iames's Ramblingly Erratic Belldandy-Charged Random Banter #83 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=47592)
Serpentine's Scintillating Sensually and Sinuously Seductive Stochastic Satire #84 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49048)
Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them... (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50658)
Moon Called's Random Banter #86 of Sexy Anime Boys and Fangirl Squeals (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51825)
Lilly's Lovely Random Banter #87 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52783)
FdL's Fuzzbox-Fueled Random Banter #88 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54612)
SweetRein's Sugary Restrained Random Banter #89 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59668)
Midnight's Mutant Motorcycle Madness Random Banter #90 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=62430)
Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65645)
Dragonrider's Random Banter in Conjunction with the Weighted Cube #92 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67629)
Bushranger's Bodaciously Buffed Random Banter-y Rooster #93 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69425)
Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=71161)
North's Maple Syrup Flavored Non-Alliterative Random Banter #95 Eh? (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73464)
Wadledo's Weirdly Warbling Watercress Watching Washing Machine Only Random Banter #96 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75946)
SMEE's Random Banter #97 of gender bending and closet bursting (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78694)
Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=81626)
Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds of dastardly deipnosophists #99 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84068)
VOTE, the Democracy Demon's Devilishly Devious and Decidedly Diabolical Desultory Derision (Random Banter) #100 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84914)
Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=87577)
Dallas-Dakota's Dundering Dandelion's Devilish Damsel's Distress Random Banter #102 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4790602#post4790602)
Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter #103 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4903962#post4903962)
Aziraphiles Actually Alliterative and Awesomely Affluent Random Banter #104 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92718)
Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94491)
Dish's Delightfully Deranged and Deliciously Deliquent Random Banter # 106 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95905)
Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=97703)
Zero's ambrosial and aberrantly adventitious, abstemiously erudite Random Banter #108 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=99100)
Coplantor's Completely Creative Cautious and Contemplative Random Banter #109 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=100414)
Rutskarn's Roly-Poly Rebellious and Rejected Random Banter #110 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=101156)
TwoBitWriter's Tubular Tracts of Thought-Talking Random Banter #111 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5600540#post5600540)
Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=101988)
Wolfbane's Wonderfully Wacky and Wildly Wandom Random Banter #113 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=102865)
The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=103674)
Jude's Judgmental Jugular Jab and Jibber Jabbery Random Banter #115 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104480)
The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=105584)
Random Banter #117 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=106698)
Dragonprime's Dynamically Dangerous Dextrous and Destructive Random Banter #118 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107882)
Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=109007)
Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part one) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=110963&page=50)
Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part two) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=113197)
Mrmud's Mixed-Up and Minimally Mechanized Random Banter #121 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=114623)
Dogmantra's Dastardly, Despotic and Dangerous Random Banter #122 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=116660)
Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #123
(http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=118380)Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6614894)
Fred's Flying Fishy, Fighting, Fiery, Fantastic Face Off Random Banter #125 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=121385)
Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Future (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=122977)

Prominent topic of the last thread's last page: Martial Arts and Artists, specifically, a Chuck Norris v. Bruce Lee debate.

Nameless

2009-09-04, 12:04 PM

New thread! *Runs around screaming* WHEEEEEE!!!
*Sets up a camp and gets inside my tent, changes into my PJ's and crawls inside my sleeping bag* OwO

Alleine

2009-09-04, 12:04 PM

*Sets up a camp and gets inside my sleeping bag* OwO

Gerroutta mah sleeping bag!
*pokes nameless*

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 12:05 PM

Gerroutta mah sleeping bag!
*pokes nameless*

It's guy love between two.... *shuts up* :smalltongue:

Nameless

2009-09-04, 12:05 PM

Gerroutta mah sleeping bag!
*pokes nameless*

.-. *Crawls out and sleeps on the cold floor*

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 12:08 PM

.-. *Crawls out and sleeps on the cold floor*

I'm having to comfort you a lot today.
*Comforts with Ice Cream*

Alleine

2009-09-04, 12:09 PM

sorry Nameless, but mom said I couldn't be in the same bed as a girl until I'm married :D

You know whats crazy? Skittles. Because they're actually Crazy. Crazy Cores to be specific. its like two flavors in ONE. Go, go and eat them! They're delicious. *om nom*

Thanatos 51-50

2009-09-04, 12:10 PM

Hurry up and post now! Whomever posts post number 1505 will get a FREE PONY.*
*No, actually, they wont.
/Runs around in the thread and drops a blankie on Nameless and Fred.

Nameless

2009-09-04, 12:14 PM

I'm having to comfort you a lot today.
*Comforts with Ice Cream*

*noms* :3

sorry Nameless, but mom said I couldn't be in the same bed as a girl until I'm married :D

*Fish-slap* T_T

/Runs around in the thread and drops a blankie on Nameless and Fred.

*snuggles up under blanket*

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 12:16 PM

Hurry up and post now! Whomever posts post number 1505 will get a FREE PONY.*
*No, actually, they wont.
/Runs around in the thread and drops a blankie on Nameless and Fred.

But.... post number 1505 is the 5th post on page 51, which we probably won't reach. And... hey, wait a minute, that's white text! :smallamused:

*Avoids man-snuggles*
Urm, here, have some more ice cream.
*Creeps away while Nameless is distracted by ice cream*

KataraAltinaII

2009-09-04, 12:17 PM

dude... did you forget how to count?

127 comes before 128.

Destro_Yersul

2009-09-04, 12:18 PM

You know what sucks? Being unable to get to sleep, that's what.

Thanatos 51-50

2009-09-04, 12:19 PM

Huh. I thought the last one was 127 for some reason...
/goes back to change.

Also - Blast! Fred found me out!

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 12:20 PM

Huh. I thought the last one was 127 for some reason...
/goes back to change.

Also - Blast! Nameless found me out!

Actually, it was me. Not Nameless. Fred.

KataraAltinaII

2009-09-04, 12:20 PM

you people make my day.

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 12:21 PM

you people make my day.

No, I make your sundae. :smallbiggrin:

*Makes ice cream sundaes for everyone*

Nameless

2009-09-04, 12:22 PM

But.... post number 1505 is the 5th post on page 51, which we probably won't reach. And... hey, wait a minute, that's white text! :smallamused:

*Avoids man-snuggles*
Urm, here, have some more ice cream.
*Creeps away while Nameless is distracted by ice cream*

*Puts some ice cream around my mouth and cheeks* Look at me! I'm Santa! :D

Phase

2009-09-04, 12:22 PM

You know what sucks? Being unable to get to sleep, that's what.

It surely does. Now imagine I put an original song here about insomnia, I don't actually feel like writing one.

Destro_Yersul

2009-09-04, 12:23 PM

No, Fred, it's still only Friday. I'm sorry.

^: Thanks, Phase. It's the almost thought that counts.

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 12:23 PM

*Puts some ice cream around my mouth and cheeks* Look at me! I'm Santa! :D

Yes Nameless. Of course Nameless. XD

It's moments like these that make me glad that I'm friends with Nameless. :smallsmile:

EDIT: Indeed it is Destro. If it were sunday, I would be wandering what happened to Saturday.

Thanatos 51-50

2009-09-04, 12:23 PM

Actually, it was me. Not Nameless. Fred.

Geeze, give a man a chance to edit. By the time I got out of the edit screen you had already corrected me.

Also: OOH! Sundae!
/poisons Nameless's.

Alleine

2009-09-04, 12:23 PM

Actually, it was me. Not Nameless. Fred.

Or was it? Dun dun DUNNNNN!!!!!

Maybe you're just Nameless pretending to be Fred! Maybe no one is who they seem! Agh, world... crashing... brain... exploding...

KataraAltinaII

2009-09-04, 12:25 PM

o.o
wait... what just happened?

Nameless

2009-09-04, 12:25 PM

Or was it? Dun dun DUNNNNN!!!!!

Maybe you're just Nameless pretending to be Fred! Maybe no one is who they seem! Agh, world... crashing... brain... exploding...

Hohoho! :D

Dragonrider

2009-09-04, 12:26 PM

I want a sundae....

Well, my school has ice cream at every meal for those who want it. In an hour and a half I could be having it for lunch... :smallwink:

And before anyone goes on about the Freshman Fifteen (which I'm sick of hearing about)...the real-life average weight gain in college is between 2.5 and 7 pounds.

Nameless

2009-09-04, 12:28 PM

Destro_Yersul

2009-09-04, 12:29 PM

I'm pretty sure I lost weight. It's really weird. Someone will ask me "what did you have for lunch?" and I'll respond "5 doughnuts, a sandwhich and a large hot chocolate." and then they'll say "Christ, man, how much weight have you gained in the last month?" and then I'll say "I lost 5 pounds." and then I get chased down and brutally murdered by hordes of angry females.

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 12:29 PM

Alleine

2009-09-04, 12:31 PM

Coidzor

2009-09-04, 12:31 PM

Oh, what's that Deary? You want some of my signature attack? Very well then. Prepare yourself for my DOUBLE SUNDAE!

*trips deary, catches her as she's falling and leads her into a double flip, landing her square in an over-stuffed chair with a double sundae in her lap*

... How did you manage to double post this within the space of 12 minuets? :smallconfused:

<_< Why were you listening to so many minuets on fast forward?

Dragonrider

2009-09-04, 12:33 PM

Well, as far as I'm concerned, salad and ice cream* for the next four years sounds pretty sweet. :smallbiggrin:

*This diet not recommended for its health benefits.

Edit: Coid: SUNDAE! :smallbiggrin:

Nameless

2009-09-04, 12:33 PM

*high fives*

Only I don't eat quite THAT much. And I do it intentionally to get them angry because its funny.

You're not aloud to talk anymore! *stuffs a fish in your mouth* :smallannoyed:

Coidzor

2009-09-04, 12:35 PM

^: *whaps Nameless upside the head with an over-sized haddock before hawking it to a harkonen.

Well, as far as I'm concerned, salad and ice cream for the next four years sounds pretty sweet. :smallbiggrin:

Edit: Coid: SUNDAE! :smallbiggrin:

You will eventually get sick of this. :smallwink: *pats on the head*

Anyway, you should be hitting up the gym to figure out a regular fitness schedule soon, I hope.

Dragonrider

2009-09-04, 12:36 PM

Anyway, you should be hitting up the gym to figure out a regular fitness schedule soon, I hope.

I doubt it. :smalltongue:

Alleine

2009-09-04, 12:37 PM

You're not aloud to talk anymore! *stuffs a fish in your mouth* :smallannoyed:

You're mean. Fish are gross!

*pelts nameless with skittles*

Nameless

2009-09-04, 12:37 PM

^: *whaps Nameless upside the head with an over-sized haddock before hawking it to a harkonen.

Owch. Was what that for? >.>

Nameless

2009-09-04, 12:38 PM

You're mean. Fish are gross!

*pelts nameless with skittles*

*Noms* I can taste the rainbow! :D

Destro_Yersul

2009-09-04, 12:38 PM

You're mean. Fish are gross!

*pelts nameless with skittles*

I'm sorry, we can no longer be friends. :smalltongue:

Fish are amazing.

Coidzor

2009-09-04, 12:39 PM

Damn. Err, well, you really should investigate your university's offerings to see whether they have a pool to do some swimming in... *nod nod*
Well, Fred, Nameless, it was a fair cop, but I don't think we'll be getting Deary into a bikini anytime soon.
Owch. Was what that for? >.>

Double-posting* and being silly and putting a live fish in someone's mouth.

*Retroactive

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 12:40 PM

Damn. Err, well, you really should investigate your university's offerings to see whether they have a pool to do some swimming in... *nod nod*
Well, Fred, Nameless, it was a fair cop, but I don't think we'll be getting Deary into a bikini anytime soon.

Huh? You were saying something?

I'm just innocently listening to a fast-talking British-born Australian review Gears of War 2.

Alleine

2009-09-04, 12:41 PM

I'm sorry, we can no longer be friends. :smalltongue:

Fish are amazing.

They taste like fish. How is that amazing?

Granted I've never had fish that was well prepared. Or at least so I'm told. :P

Nameless

2009-09-04, 12:42 PM

They taste like fish. How is that amazing?

Granted I've never had fish that was well prepared. Or at least so I'm told. :P

Fine... *Stuffs a giant over-sized cookie in your mouth* Better?

Alleine

2009-09-04, 12:46 PM

Fine... *Stuffs a giant over-sized cookie in your mouth* Better?

:D *hugs*

Can anyone tell me why I decided having a class on Friday wasn't a bad idea?

Coidzor

2009-09-04, 12:48 PM

You wanted to cut down on the abuse of your liver with alcohol?

Fish is tricky to do right, for some reason. It's delicious if it is though.

I'm more of a poultry breast man myself though.

Nameless

2009-09-04, 12:50 PM

:D *hugs*

Can anyone tell me why I decided having a class on Friday wasn't a bad idea?

*Cough* Too... Tight. o.O

Yes, you were looking to the future. Doing that can effect you sometimes. e.e

Quincunx

2009-09-04, 12:54 PM

Alleine, if you're looking for fish which isn't fishy, I can recommend the yellowtail 'hamachi' at a sushi bar. It tastes inexplicably creamy and barely fishy at all. That is, I believe, the umami base flavor which was overwhelming my tongue. Canned mackerel is mildly fishy, very wet-textured with all the oil in it even when packed in brine, and cheap to sample. (Note to self: mackerel for dinner, sans sauce.)

Yes, fish is better the fresher it is, but even a new-landed and pan-fried fish is still going to be fishy. That being said, I'll dream of that fish-n-chips on the Aran Islands for awhile, and not because of the french fries.

*****

'Paladin' remains the code word for 'not only do I hold beliefs, I am willing to talk about them'. The class should've been called Proselytizer. I should have been called Paladin.

*****

Nameless, stop wasting perfectly good ice cream!

Nameless

2009-09-04, 12:56 PM

Nameless, stop wasting perfectly good ice cream!

*Throws ice cream at your face*
There, now I'm not wasting it... I'm using it. :smallbiggrin:

Destro_Yersul

2009-09-04, 01:01 PM

They taste like fish. How is that amazing?

Granted I've never had fish that was well prepared. Or at least so I'm told. :P

Clearly you have never been to BC.

Where I live.

Where we have this one beach that is basically lined with fish and chip shops, all of which are delicious.

I love seafood. >.>

Alleine

2009-09-04, 01:02 PM

Its not just the flavor though. My dad made some fish soup that I had a hard time eating because 1) I have detested fish for so long that I instinctively make it worse than it actually is, and 2) because its texture is much too squishy. On top of it tasting like fish :P

I had a similar problem with some shrimp my dad prepared. They tasted fine, but I couldn't get over the horrid fact that it was about as solid as molten jello.

*stops hugging nameless*
You're lucky you don't live near me. To some people my hugs are crushing vices of loving doom. Which is odd since I am a toothpick with strength to match.

Edit: BC? erwhat?

Thanatos 51-50

2009-09-04, 01:08 PM

BC = British Columbia. Is in Canada

On fish-related news: I detest sushi and cannot stand the taste. Don't come to me and say "No - you're problem is the texture" like so many Japanophiles. It's the taste.
Yes, I liv ein Japan and there is an abundance of sushi joints and people who like sushi. I can deal.
I also hate the taste of Jalepenos. No, I don't think they're too hot. People who think Jalapenos are too hot have something seriously wrong with them. Theres much spicier lollipops out there.
(My apologies for being too lazy to find the enyay)
Spicy is also - far and away, my least favourite of the four flavours to the point where I will avoid spicy foods if theres an alternative and eat sparingly if there is none.

Coidzor

2009-09-04, 01:08 PM

^: British Columbia, I should imagine.

So why are you proselytizing, Quinx? And whom?

Nameless

2009-09-04, 01:18 PM

*stops hugging nameless*
You're lucky you don't live near me. To some people my hugs are crushing vices of loving doom. Which is odd since I am a toothpick with strength to match.

Maybe it's cause you're bony. *pokes to find out* e_e

On a side note: AH! GOD DAMN PRINTER! I took a photo of myself to use as reference for a drawing and my printer's out of ink! *eyes evil printer* O_e

Alleine

2009-09-04, 01:23 PM

Maybe it's cause you're bony. *pokes to find out* e_e

>.>
<.<
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!

I think I just posted more in the past 2ish hours than I have in that past 2 months. Inconsistent to the max. Wheee!

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 01:24 PM

*abducts Nameless for snuggles*

MY pretty boy-girl thing. ^_^

Alteran

2009-09-04, 01:26 PM

I return from nowhere exciting! Huzzah!

Alleine

2009-09-04, 01:26 PM

*abducts Nameless for snuggles*

MY pretty boy-girl thing. ^_^

*beats cobra off with skittle bag*

How about we share?

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 01:28 PM

I return from nowhere exciting! Huzzah!

Alteran! *Huggles the cube of friendliness*

Nameless

2009-09-04, 01:29 PM

*abducts Nameless for snuggles*

MY pretty boy-girl thing. ^_^

*huggles* :3

@Alteran: Greetings! :smallbiggrin: *hugs*

Alteran

2009-09-04, 01:30 PM

*Runs off skipping around the room with a Santa hat* It's Christmas! ^_^

It's always Christmas with me, if you know what I mean. :smallamused:
I mean that I always have a Santa hat. What did you think I meant?

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 01:30 PM

*beats cobra off with skittle bag*

How about we share?

"Share"? What is "share"?

*snuggles everyone*

Nameless

2009-09-04, 01:32 PM

BRB. Din-dins! omnomnom

Alteran

2009-09-04, 01:33 PM

Alteran! *Huggles the cube of friendliness*

@Alteran: Greetings! :smallbiggrin: *hugs*

*snuggles everyone*

Everybody's being so friendly and huggly! Whatever happened to the death threats and paranoia of yesteryear?

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 01:34 PM

Everybody's being so friendly and huggly! Whatever happened to the death threats and paranoia of yesteryear?

It went away with the summer.
*Jumps up and down like an aggressive yo-yo*

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 01:35 PM

...I came back? =P

Cobra would like to remind you to worship him as the God of Hugs and Other Physical Affections. >.>

Alleine

2009-09-04, 01:35 PM

*snuggles everyone*

Normally being snuggled by a snake means it is trying to crush you and eat you.

Alteran

2009-09-04, 01:38 PM

Cobra would like to remind you to worship him as the God of Hugs and Other Physical Affections. >.>

<.< Don't I know it.

Dogmantra

2009-09-04, 01:38 PM

...I came back? =P

Cobra would like to remind you to worship him as the God of Hugs and Other Physical Affections. >.>

I would like to point out I worshipped you accordingly today by saying "Hugs time!" to people then proceeding to hug them.

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 01:40 PM

I would like to point out I worshipped you accordingly today by saying "Hugs time!" to people then proceeding to hug them.

Your service to the faith is appreciated, young one. *snuggles*

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 01:42 PM

I would like to point out I worshipped you accordingly today by saying "Hugs time!" to people then proceeding to hug them.

DOGMANTRA! *Huggles*
*Huggles EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!*

Alleine

2009-09-04, 01:44 PM

DOGMANTRA! *Huggles*
*Huggles EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!*

GaaaaAAAAAHHHHH! Getitoff getitoff getitoff!
Oh wait, its just fred.

*sigh*
I go now to an early grave, class beckons me :(

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 01:45 PM

GaaaaAAAAAHHHHH! Getitoff getitoff getitoff!
Oh wait, its just fred.

*sigh*
I go now to an early grave, class beckons me :(

Sadface. Have fun! *hugs*

RB, you are detrimental to my efforts to pack. >.>

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 01:47 PM

Sadface. Have fun! *hugs*

RB, you are detrimental to my efforts to pack. >.>

Cobra does not leave. Cobra stays and huggles. *Snuggles the snuggly Cobra*

Bye Alleine, please come back alive.

Dogmantra

2009-09-04, 01:48 PM

DOGMANTRA! *Huggles*
*Huggles EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!*

You're happy I'm here?

You could have huggled me in those PMs, y'know... :smalltongue:

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 01:50 PM

You're happy I'm here?

You could have huggled me in those PMs, y'know... :smalltongue:

I could've, but they were a bit serious for huggles. :smalltongue:
*Huggles some more*
I'm happy. Mainly because I've got into 6th form, can do the A-Levels I want and I still have good (many teachers have said excellent) GCSE results.

Coidzor

2009-09-04, 01:52 PM

*beats cobra off with skittle bag*

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF115-Hug_Bot.jpg

:smallyuk:

So, yah. What's up?

Nameless

2009-09-04, 01:54 PM

GAAAHHH!! Stupid printer! Print off my photo! PRINT IT OFF! No... No... not in creepy stencil form... Great, now I look like I don't have a mouth!
....
WHERE THE HELL'S MY NOSE?! :smalleek:

*smashes printer* :smallfurious:

Coidzor

2009-09-04, 01:55 PM

Image printing. It's for the birds.

And kinkos. *nod nod*

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 01:55 PM

Cobra does not leave. Cobra stays and huggles. *Snuggles the snuggly Cobra*

Cobra is packing to go drive 3 hours and spend a weekend with his friends, since one of them goes to work in New York (AT MARVEL COMICS =D) really soon.

Nameless

2009-09-04, 01:56 PM

Image printing. It's for the birds.

And kinkos. *nod nod*

It took away my God damn nose! I had a nose when it was on the computer screen! It took it away! :smallfurious:

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 01:57 PM

Cobra is packing to go drive 3 hours and spend a weekend with his friends, since one of them goes to work in New York (AT MARVEL COMICS =D) really soon.

AT MARVEL! *Is jealous, well, sort of, as Fred has no artistic talent, well, some, I can draw the bodies of new pokemon in paint and put photo heads on them, check out my DeviantArt page for details (under the name Loveableranger)*

*Huggles Cobra*
Be safe.

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 01:58 PM

It took away my God damn nose! I had a nose when it was on the computer screen! It took it away! :smallfurious:

Oh. >.>

*puts adorable nose back*

My bad! D=

Dogmantra

2009-09-04, 01:59 PM

Cobra! I have found a loophole!

Everyone is your friend, and since you didn't specify which one... looks like you're coming to visit all of us! YAY HUGGLES.

Nameless

2009-09-04, 02:00 PM

Cobra is packing to go drive 3 hours and spend a weekend with his friends, since one of them goes to work in New York (AT MARVEL COMICS =D) really soon.

Marvel? AWESOME! :D

*huggles* Will miss you. .-.

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 02:00 PM

Cobra! I have found a loophole!

Everyone is your friend, and since you didn't specify which one... looks like you're coming to visit all of us! YAY HUGGLES.

Cobra's coming to England?

I wish I'd bought a second PS3 controller now (didn't have enough money at the time though, *mumblemumblerargleblargle*. We could play Street Fighter.... or Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood together.

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 02:01 PM

Cobra! I have found a loophole!

Everyone is your friend, and since you didn't specify which one... looks like you're coming to visit all of us! YAY HUGGLES.

Curse your logic! I don't have that much gas money! Or an amphibious vehicle! D=

I shall work on those, though. Especially the second. I'm thinking...BMP-2 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMP-2)?

EDIT: Nameless, I will always have spare snuggles for you. *huggles*

And Fred, I have a PS3 (and controller). That said, SFIV is made of pure crack cocaine. Put it away, Fred. PUT IT AWAY.

Coidzor

2009-09-04, 02:01 PM

It took away my God damn nose! I had a nose when it was on the computer screen! It took it away! :smallfurious:

*pat pat*

There, there, it is ok, Lord Voldemort McMoldypants. You can be like that guy Dragonrider met. Who chopped off his nose in order to be more like Voldemort and use his name.

*pets*

CurlyKitGirl

2009-09-04, 02:02 PM

:D
Cobra has a new avvie! I remember when he still had his old one that looked vaguely like a die!
It's a fantastic avvie*
*huggles*

Y'know what's really strange down here at the mo'?
Cars.
Typically, our area's best car would be an nth hand old BMW. The most normal car would be a third - hand Ford of some sort.
But in the last fortnight I've seen:
An Audi TT - I think this is a fairly old 'supercar', but here it's the equivalent of a Buggatti,
A proper old - fashioned classic Jaguar E type,
Three Alpha Romeos (one was a 166),
A Jaguar X type and
A Porsche Carrera GT in the Tesco's car park!
Why? What? Why is a supercar I remember seeing (and being loved by) Top Gear down here? In Tesco's?

There's a conspiracy going on . . .

ION:
I got a card from one of my great - auntie's today. One I've seen a grand total of once. I thought it was a normal 'Congratulations on passing your exams!' card.
Inside: cheque. A cheque for £250.
Koorly: :eek: :confused: :eek: :cool: :eek:
KoorlyMum followed a similar pattern.

IOON:
Ha! Little Sister and both Little Brothers have gone back to school! *boogies* There was much snarking. :smallamused:

Coidzor

2009-09-04, 02:03 PM

Welp.. Now you owe her a thank you letter and a visit. :smallcool:

I'm not sure what else you owe her due to your particularly british and or welsh ethnic customs, but, I imagine you can find out on your own.

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 02:06 PM

Nameless

2009-09-04, 02:06 PM

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 02:07 PM

My grandma likes giving us stuff and monies, too. Then she says things like "I just want you to enjoy it while I'm still alive." And then I can't stop thinking about old people and dying. >.<

Dr. Bath

2009-09-04, 02:09 PM

Dogmantra

2009-09-04, 02:09 PM

I thought you were going to say you couldn't stop thinking about Portal.

I certainly did.

Nameless

2009-09-04, 02:10 PM

My grandma likes giving us stuff and monies, too. Then she says things like "I just want you to enjoy it while I'm still alive." And then I can't stop thinking about old people and dying. >.<

Remember, everytime you spend a penny from her, an old person dies. :smallsmile:

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 02:14 PM

Remember, everytime you spend a penny from her, an old person dies. :smallsmile:

...

...I want to hate you for that. You're just too damn snuggly.

*glares, cuddles*

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 02:14 PM

That and getting into Oxford with five A levels Fred. Pretty impressive in a way. I got thirty quid by comparison (nadda for GCSE if you wanted to know)

Oh man, Angles is at the same time amazing and really depressing... Hip hop at its best.

That is impressive, very impressive indeed.
I'm just doing 4 A-Levels and trying to get into Newman University in Birmingham (or possibly Wolverhampton University).

Phase

2009-09-04, 02:15 PM

Remember, everytime you spend a penny from her, an old person dies. :smallsmile:

Remember, any time you do anything, someone dies. Sometimes it's babies. So please don't do anything, just in case a baby dies. You murderers.

Destro_Yersul

2009-09-04, 02:17 PM

Every time you stab a baby, a baby dies?

Tiger Duck

2009-09-04, 02:17 PM

I just failed at giving blood and now my arm hurt without the satisfaction that it will help someone:smallfrown:

Thanatos 51-50

2009-09-04, 02:18 PM

I just failed at giving blood and now my arm hurt without the satisfaction that it will help someone:smallfrown:

My condolences. That's horrible. >.>

Coidzor

2009-09-04, 02:19 PM

Don't you mean, the guy with the needle failed at finding your vein?

And hopefully failed to give you any diseases.

Nameless

2009-09-04, 02:20 PM

...

...I want to hate you for that. You're just too damn snuggly.

*glares, cuddles*

Oh, I wonder how far I can take this...

*bites your ear hard* BOWHAHAHA! Owo

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 02:22 PM

Oh, I wonder how far I can take this...

*bites your ear hard* BOWHAHAHA! Owo

My teeth. They are SO MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS.

*bites back* *kinkily, you smexy lady* ;)

Nameless

2009-09-04, 02:23 PM

My teeth. They are SO MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS.

*bites back* *kinkily, you smexy lady* ;)

Ah! D: *Hammer-slap*

Dr. Bath

2009-09-04, 02:24 PM

Oh, I wonder how far I can take this...

*bites your ear hard* BOWHAHAHA! Owo

When it's Cobra, that's not really gonna drive him off. Jus' sayin'.

Why is so much information needed for me to do stuff? They can't expect me to remember all this stuff! My address? My name? I can never remember these things. sigh.

Tiger Duck

2009-09-04, 02:25 PM

Don't you mean, the guy with the needle failed at finding your vein?

And hopefully failed to give you any diseases.

nope she hound the vain all right, I just wasn't sure if I was in pain, and when she adjusted the needle it got messed up, so it totally is my fault

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 02:26 PM

I just wasn't sure if I was in pain

...

...what?

Bath, you know me so well. =3

Nameless

2009-09-04, 02:28 PM

Damn you Cobra with your white text. >.>
Unless you find Hammers kinky... I dunno...

Dr. Bath

2009-09-04, 02:29 PM

Damn you Cobra with your white text. >.>
Unless you find Hammers kinky... I dunno...

He probably does. I'd rather not ask.

*awkward silence*

*cough*

CurlyKitGirl

2009-09-04, 02:30 PM

*pat pat*

There, there, it is ok, Lord Voldemort McMoldypants. You can be like that guy Dragonrider met. Who chopped off his nose in order to be more like Voldemort and use his name.

*pets*

Wait, what?
I DEMAND THIS ANECDOTE IN MORE DETAIL!!

Welp.. Now you owe her a thank you letter and a visit. :smallcool:

I'm not sure what else you owe her due to your particularly british and or welsh ethnic customs, but, I imagine you can find out on your own.

. . .

I'm not Welsh. Dihan's Welsh. Koorly isn't. And yes, there'll be a thank you letter and a visit. Mainly because I don't know her address even though I know where she lives.
Unless she moved. I know one of them moved recently, but which? For the record, I have eight great - aunts and ten great - uncles still living.

That and getting into Oxford with five A levels Fred. Pretty impressive in a way. I got thirty quid by comparison (nadda for GCSE if you wanted to know)

Oh man, Angles is at the same time amazing and really depressing... Hip hop at its best.

I got nothing for GCSEs either. Ironically, it turns out that in three years I'll have the last number of GCSEs out of myself, Little Brother and Little Sister.
Little Brother has fifteen GCSEs (or equivalents) and Little Sister will have a massively impressive 20 GCSEs (or equivalents).

There is something I hate about my reading list though. Victorian long poems. Aurora Leigh, In Memoriam, The Bothie of Tober na Vuolich, The Princess and shorter longer poems.
They are doing my head in.
This is from the girl who read Paradise Lost in ten days including notes and introduction; the poetic Iliad and Odyssey (and prose Aeneid) and Dante's Divine Comedy.
The Victorian ones are so mindnumbingly boring and long and convoluted. I like Tennyson, but I hate long poems.

But I am amused by Goblin Market (http://plexipages.com/reflections/goblin.html) by Christina Rosetti.
Oh, I read part of this in E Lit earlier this year. It was very amusing, read the extract in the spoiler to find out:

She cried "Laura," up the garden,
"Did you miss me ?
Come and kiss me.
Never mind my bruises,
Hug me, kiss me, suck my juices
Squeezed from goblin fruits for you,
Goblin pulp and goblin dew.
Eat me, drink me, love me;
Laura, make much of me:
For your sake I have braved the glen
And had to do with goblin merchant men."

Laura started from her chair,
Flung her arms up in the air,
Clutched her hair:
"Lizzie, Lizzie, have you tasted
For my sake the fruit forbidden?
Must your light like mine be hidden,
Your young life like mine be wasted,
Undone in mine undoing,
And ruined in my ruin;
Thirsty, cankered, goblin-ridden?"
She clung about her sister,
Kissed and kissed and kissed her:
Tears once again
Refreshed her shrunken eyes,
Dropping like rain
After long sultry drouth;
Shaking with aguish fear, and pain,
She kissed and kissed her with a hungry mouth.

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 02:30 PM

Damn you Cobra with your white text. >.>
Unless you find Hammers kinky... I dunno...

From you, baby, I just might. ;)

*absconds with to inside Alteran*

Tiger Duck

2009-09-04, 02:30 PM

I rarely know what my body is saying to me. and I was wondering out loud if it was more than the token pain from knowing that there was an needle in me, and then she tried to help. :smallfrown:

It just blows that I messed it up

Dr. Bath

2009-09-04, 02:33 PM

Don't feel sad happy. (tee hee) I was gonna give blood, but had a cold. :smallfrown: There'll be another chance.

Nameless

2009-09-04, 02:34 PM

From you, baby, I just might. ;)

[/SNIP] by Nameless

Dragonrider

2009-09-04, 02:35 PM

Damn. Err, well, you really should investigate your university's offerings to see whether they have a pool to do some swimming in... *nod nod*
Well, Fred, Nameless, it was a fair cop, but I don't think we'll be getting Deary into a bikini anytime soon.

Shush you. :smalltongue: Exercising just stresses me out, takes time away from things that I'd rather do/am obligated to do, and makes me feel like I eat too much.

@Koorli: he exaggerates. I met a guy the first week of school who told me his name was Voldemort Evans and that his friends called him Voldy. :smallamused: There was no nose-chopping involved.

Don't do TOO many more pages while I'm in class.... :smallwink:

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 02:39 PM

... Is this still PG13?
>.>
<.<
I need advice... Where's RHL when you need her...?

...*runs and hides*...jerk. >.<

What's this about Drider in a bikini? Imaginary rawr! Since, you know, she won't actually do it. =P

Coidzor

2009-09-04, 02:41 PM

I'm not Welsh. Dihan's Welsh. Koorly isn't. And yes, there'll be a thank you letter and a visit. Mainly because I don't know her address even though I know where she lives.
Unless she moved. I know one of them moved recently, but which? For the record, I have eight great - aunts and ten great - uncles still living.

So why do you live in Wales if you're not welsh? I thought there was some kind of racial tension between welsh and non-welsh and corns and non-corns.

Or are you one of those game cornish hens? :smallamused:

So the actual plan is that we kidnap this Evans character and saw off his nose before breaking his mind and will and leaving him bandaged and insane and repeating the word "Voldo" to himself before we sell him to the Japanese.

I think you can pretty much figure out my motivations from my evil plans. Or rather, my adaptations and modifications to the plans sent to me in my dreams by Cobiky.

Also, I'm pretty sure you'll enjoy it if you start swimming :smallwink:

Nameless

2009-09-04, 02:41 PM

...*runs and hides*...jerk. >.<

I'm no jerk! ... I'm just... A bit of an a-hole sometimes. :3

Coidzor

2009-09-04, 02:43 PM

I'm no jerk! ... I'm just... A bit of an a-hole sometimes. :3

But are you a big purple a-hole? :smalltongue:

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 02:45 PM

I'm no jerk! ... I'm just... A bit of an a-hole sometimes. :3

Well, it was all fun and games, and then you had to do that. *glares, sits in corner, pouts at*

*snuggles someone not-Nameless at random*

Rutskarn

2009-09-04, 02:46 PM

Spitting Image's puppets are occasionally quite terrifying.

Tiger Duck

2009-09-04, 02:46 PM

Well, it was all fun and games, and then you had to do that. *glares, sits in corner, pouts at*

*snuggles someone not-Nameless at random*

I'm hoping its me, could use some snuggels

Nameless

2009-09-04, 02:47 PM

Well, it was all fun and games, and then you had to do that. *glares, sits in corner, pouts at*

*snuggles someone not-Nameless at random*

*glomps and snuggles* :3

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 02:48 PM

*glomps and snuggles* :3

Nope! Too late! *shuns, snuggles Cpt. Happy* Maybe if you admit you're really a girl, you can get cuddles again. =P

Nameless

2009-09-04, 02:50 PM

Nope! Too late! *shuns, snuggles Cpt. Happy* Maybe if you admit you're really a girl, you can get cuddles again. =P

No... >.> But I do have sherbets! *waves packet in the air* :D

Phase

2009-09-04, 02:50 PM

Spitting Image's puppets occasionally quite terrifying.

I-Is this a sentence? It... looks like it should be, but there's no verb...

I just don't...

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 02:53 PM

No... >.> But I do have sherbets! *waves packet in the air* :D

Oh, alright, I suppose you can bribe me this one time. But don't ever do that again!

*noms one, snuggles the other*

Nameless

2009-09-04, 02:54 PM

Oh, alright, I suppose you can bribe me this one time. But don't ever do that again!

*noms one, snuggles the other*

*cuddles* ^_^

... Wait, what did I actualy do? >.>

Dr. Bath

2009-09-04, 02:56 PM

I-Is this a sentence? It... looks like it should be, but there's no verb...

I just don't...

Looks like he missed a colon. That or was going for a headline style post.

RUTSKARN VERBLESS POST

Earlier today passers by witnesse...

Wait.

Rutskarn verbless post sounds like the name of the newspaper... dammit.

@v Wherein lies the problem? :smallconfused: I just see vast quantities of solution. badum psh.

smellie_hippie

2009-09-04, 02:56 PM

I think I may have a problem.

I'm brewing 15 gallons of beer this weekend. Well.... 10 gallons of beer and 5 gallons of mead to be precise. :smallamused:

Anyone want to help me with this? :smallbiggrin:

Nameless

2009-09-04, 02:57 PM

Looks like he missed a colon. That or was going for a headline style post.

RUTSKARN VERBLESS POST

Earlier today passers by witnesse...

Wait.

Rutskarn verbless post sounds like the name of the newspaper... dammit.

We should totally make a Playground news paper with no verbs. :smalltongue:

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 02:59 PM

We should totally make a Playground news papaer with no verbs. :smalltongue:

Oh, gods, the imminent confusion! D=

Hippie, I offer to help dispose of it? =3

Coidzor

2009-09-04, 03:02 PM

See, you know Rutskarn's a pirate due to the implied AARRREEE....

CurlyKitGirl

2009-09-04, 03:03 PM

@Koorli: he exaggerates. I met a guy the first week of school who told me his name was Voldemort Evans and that his friends called him Voldy. :smallamused: There was no nose-chopping involved.

Don't do TOO many more pages while I'm in class.... :smallwink:

I prefer his version.

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 03:03 PM

We should totally make a Playground news paper with no verbs. :smalltongue:

That would actually be pretty hard methinks.

Dr. Bath

2009-09-04, 03:07 PM

Naah. It would just be fairly incomprehensible.

Eg. Lets take this uplifting quote from a well loved film (I'm not sure whether it appears in the book)

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile.

Now. Lets remove the verbs.

You not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we all part of the same compost pile.

Actually that one's not so bad. It could work.

Rutskarn

2009-09-04, 03:09 PM

RUTSKARN'S VERBLESS POST

9/05/09

Today, posters a big fuss about Rutskarn to a verb in his post. Rutskarn that those who comments about it can "Go yourselves."

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 03:11 PM

...would it just be no verb, or no verbals as well?

*should have left 45 minutes ago* >.>

Dr. Bath

2009-09-04, 03:11 PM

GASP. There's a verb in that buletin. I'll never buy the Rutskarn Verbless Post again.

CurlyKitGirl

2009-09-04, 03:12 PM

KOORLY'S VERBLESS POST:

How strange, but possibly diverting and definitely fun.

Ha!

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 03:13 PM

KOORLY'S VERBLESS POST:

How strange, but possibly diverting and definitely fun.

Ha!

That makes complete sense. Aside from, you know, THE LACK OF SUBJECT.

>.>

*huggles* =3

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 03:14 PM

Die in a fire with mutant wombats who will nibble you.

Becomes

In a fire with mutant wombats who you.

:smallbiggrin:

Dr. Bath

2009-09-04, 03:17 PM

Should be 'who you' not 'will you' who is not a verb, will is sorta.

But anyway.

What manner of monster have I created?! It will be the death of us all!

CurlyKitGirl

2009-09-04, 03:18 PM

That makes complete sense. Aside from, you know, THE LACK OF SUBJECT.

>.>

*huggles* =3

You and the good Lord Bathington simu'd me. Not my fault.

EDIT:

*huggles back*

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 03:18 PM

Should be 'who you' not 'will you' who is not a verb, will is.

But anyway.

What manner of monster have I created?! It will be the death of us all!

Okay. I need to read peoples' posts more thoroughly.

Edited anyway.

Dr. Bath

2009-09-04, 03:21 PM

I just removed the verbs. I wasn't intending for it to be grammatically correct. :smalltongue:

I suppose I could add a question mark so that it made more sense.

What I'm saying is that you removed 'who' which ain't any verb I ever heard of. Will staying in is debatable. I would say it is a verb, as it is an auxiliary verb, but you could argue the other way too.

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 03:22 PM

What I'm saying is that you removed 'who' which ain't any verb I ever heard of. Will staying in is debatable. I would say it is a verb, as it is an auxiliary verb, but you could argue the other way too.

Yeah, I lose most of my brain when I get home for some reason.

Now excuse me while I will things into existence from the land of James. :smallbiggrin:

Thufir

2009-09-04, 03:23 PM

I win on singing.
To be more precise, I've been singing Handel's Messiah for 7 consecutive days and have 2 more to go. Britlanders, listen to Radio 3 at 6:30 on sunday and know that I am there, singing in the Royal Albert Hall with 300 other members of assorted youth choirs from around the country.
It's going to be awesome.

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 03:24 PM

Someone invent teleportation. NOW. >.<

I don't want to leave you guys. But I DO want to be at my friend's place sometime today. I also don't want to drive 3 hours, plus sit in Labor Day traffic in Atlanta, plus be sitting in a car that will be REALLY uncomfy with my back sprain. >.<

[/whiny Cobra]

Nameless

2009-09-04, 03:26 PM

That makes complete sense. Aside from, you know, THE LACK OF SUBJECT.

>.>

*huggles* =3

Namless' Subjectless Post.

Pudding is like tomato. I like tree's, especialy with guitars are awesome. We shall rock like Pocky... Mmmmmm Pocky... *Dools*

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 03:28 PM

Namless' Subjectless Post.

Pudding is like tomato. I like tree's, especialy with guitars are awesome. We shall rock like Pocky... Mmmmmm Pocky... *Dools*

Like is a verb in the context of liking something! *Points dramatically*

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 03:29 PM

Like is a verb in the context of liking something! *Points dramatically*

I think he was making it subjectless. In the form of "having no concrete topic", not "lacking a fundamental part of sentence structure". >.>

Dr. Bath

2009-09-04, 03:29 PM

Like is a verb in the context of liking something! *Points dramatically*

It's not verbless though, tis subjectless. (although I think it does contain subjects (such as trees (which nameless apparently likes (this is too many brackets))))

Dogmantra

2009-09-04, 03:29 PM

Namless' Subjectless Post.

Pudding is like tomato. I like tree's, especialy with guitars are awesome. We shall rock like Pocky... Mmmmmm Pocky... *Dools*

Subjects bolded and also "trees" needs an apostrophe not.

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 03:31 PM

It's not verbless though, tis subjectless. (although I think it does contain subjects (such as trees (which nameless apparently likes (this is too many brackets))))

Lies! It is too many parentheses! Brackets look like []. Or...I think those are brackets. And {} are braces?

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 03:31 PM

It's not verbless though, tis subjectless. (although I think it does contain subjects (such as trees (which nameless apparently likes (this is too many brackets))))

So you are saying that while I am wrong in one way, you are wrong in another? Does that make sense? WHO KNOWS!

... SHOES!

:smallbiggrin:

Dr. Bath

2009-09-04, 03:35 PM

So you are saying that while I am wrong in one way, you are wrong in another? Does that make sense? WHO KNOWS!

Well that was what he was trying to do. I just didn't make myself that clear. I am so smrt S M R T.

Lies! It is too many parentheses! Brackets look like []. Or...I think those are brackets. And {} are braces?

They are all brackets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bracket) of various kinds.

Nameless

2009-09-04, 03:38 PM

>.>
<.<
*Runs away*

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 03:41 PM

>.>
<.<
*Runs away*

Are you running to the land of James?

If so, would be so kind as to pick up my newspaper please?

Dogmantra

2009-09-04, 03:48 PM

They are all brackets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bracket) of various kinds.

{} are sometimes called "Chicken Lips"? I know my favourite kind of bracket now.

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 03:52 PM

{} are sometimes called "Chicken Lips"? I know my favourite kind of bracket now.

In the words of Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger:
"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity."
:smallbiggrin::smalltongue:

One of the BEST. QUOTES. EVER.

Dogmantra

2009-09-04, 03:54 PM

Thufir

2009-09-04, 03:56 PM

*sings* Thy rebuke hath broken his heart...

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 04:01 PM

Better quote:
"I like the Starbuck's here that's better than the other one, 'cause the other one's not as good."

also:
"DNA, you're in my heart. DNA, in fact you're in every part of my body."

'cept they're not exactly relevant.

I like the Buzz Lightyear one better. It's Buzz Lightyear man. Remember him? The awesome "Space Ranger" guy in Toy Story who was voiced by Tim Allen?

And I just found out that there will be a Toy Story 3 in 2010. :smallbiggrin:

Recaiden

2009-09-04, 04:03 PM

That sounds like a bad idea. I mean, even the second wasn't really necessary.

Player_Zero

2009-09-04, 04:04 PM

Mandelbrot Set is a better song.

...

Smoked cheezu...

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 04:05 PM

That sounds like a bad idea. I mean, even the second wasn't really necessary.

Yeah, Toy Story 2 wasn't as good as the first one. But I always liked Toy Story (I had Buzz Lightyear action figures. In fact, I still have one that's 12" tall)

Dogmantra

2009-09-04, 04:06 PM

Mandelbrot Set is a better song.

...

Smoked cheezu...

I was going to apologise for secretly hating you, but now I think that you've insulted That Spells DNA and Shop Vac too much by comparing them to a song that is very slightly worse, I shan't!

Player_Zero

2009-09-04, 04:08 PM

I was going to apologise for secretly hating you, but now I think that you've insulted That Spells DNA and Shop Vac too much by comparing them to a song that is very slightly worse, I shan't!

Nyoron~... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNkyXYeRH8M)

Thufir

2009-09-04, 04:09 PM

Toy Story was a decent kid's movie, but it's one of those things one imagines will just go downhill in sequels.
Also, I'm more cultured than you.

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 04:11 PM

Toy Story was a decent kid's movie, but it's one of those things one imagines will just go downhill in sequels.
Also, I'm more cultured than you.

I like Toy Story (or at least number 1).

Just let me hold onto my childhood for a little longer.

I said that because I'm starting to realise that my childhood will end quite soon.

Phase

2009-09-04, 04:15 PM

Toy Story 2 was just as good as Toy Story 1. I prefer the Incredibles, in any case.

Thufir

2009-09-04, 04:20 PM

Just let me hold onto my childhood for a little longer.

I said that because I'm starting to realise that my childhood will end quite soon.

You're 16, right? So officially you become an adult in under 2 years time. 2 years is 12.5% of your life thus far, a greater proportion if we discount bits you can't remember. And you call that soon?

And unofficially, you hang on to your childhood as long as you want it. True maturity includes knowing when it's OK to be childish.

Player_Zero

2009-09-04, 04:26 PM

Maturity is when you watch things like this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEQJoJbGaAg)

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 04:26 PM

You're 16, right? So officially you become an adult in under 2 years time. 2 years is 12.5% of your life thus far, a greater proportion if we discount bits you can't remember. And you call that soon?

And unofficially, you hang on to your childhood as long as you want it. True maturity includes knowing when it's OK to be childish.

Yep. 16. And I will hang onto my childhood as long as I want. I don't think anyone should ever let go of their childhood really, not completely anyway, you can leave it for a little and dust it off someday. Everyone should have a moment where they feel like a kid again.

Thufir

2009-09-04, 04:30 PM

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 04:33 PM

OK, reading back through the rest of this thread leaves me with 3 thoughts:

1) People get money when they get exam results? :smallconfused:

2) Coidzor thinks Cornwall is in Wales? :smallsigh:

3) Sometimes people should pay more attention.

To answer your question:
My parents made a deal with me about my GCSE results. For every A, they would give me £10, and for every A*, they would give me £30. I got 3 of each, so I got £120.

Thufir

2009-09-04, 04:36 PM

Your parents are foolish generous. I got no kind of reward for my results at any stage of my education.

Destro_Yersul

2009-09-04, 04:37 PM

I never got money for grades that I can remember. I think this may be one of the reasons I never bothered to try and get them high. It was too much work for no real gain.

Assassin89

2009-09-04, 04:37 PM

Your parents are foolish generous. I got no kind of reward for my results at any stage of my education.

Isn't a good education enough of a reward?

Dallas-Dakota

2009-09-04, 04:38 PM

I got a tendum jump for graduating high school.... >.>

Recaiden

2009-09-04, 04:38 PM

Good grades=/=good education.
Personally, I got money if I did well on my standardized college admission tests, and that's it.

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 04:38 PM

Your parents are foolish generous. I got no kind of reward for my results at any stage of my education.

It was sort of an added motivation is what my dad said.

And he said my sister would get the same kind of deal when she finishes her GCSEs.

Zordrath

2009-09-04, 04:40 PM

Isn't a good education enough of a reward?
Not in a subject as thoroughly useless as latin :smalltongue:

Thufir

2009-09-04, 04:42 PM

Isn't a good education enough of a reward?

The grades were the result of my good education, so that wouldn't really make sense.
Well, I suppose the extension of my good education by me getting into 6th form and uni counts, but whatever.

Anyway, the thing is, that's my point. You get good grades, you get the benefits of having gotten good grades with regards to further education and future job opportunities. Monetary rewards should not be necessary, because I didn't get any, so I don't see why other people should.

Dragonrider

2009-09-04, 04:43 PM

I just sprayed peach juice all over my computer from laughing.

...My parents didn't believe in monetary rewards for good behavior (but they also don't believe in grades, and I didn't ever get any till 10th grade when I started going to school, at which point I was old enough to decide whether I was going to do well or not try. I did well. :smalltongue:).

I did get charged a dollar every time I hit my brother, though. And vice versa.

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 04:46 PM

Rutskarn

2009-09-04, 04:46 PM

I was never given any sort of fiscal guidance besides the vague "save your money" stuff. Doesn't matter, I'm tightfisted as hell.

Dragonrider

2009-09-04, 04:49 PM

I guess I just have generous parents. Different parents have different styles of parents. If my parents want to give monetary rewards to me and my sister, that's there decision. If your parents don't want to give monetary rewards to you, well that's their decision, and you have to deal with it, because until you leave home, what they say is pretty much final.

If people could make it so that other people couldn't have things just because the original person doesn't have those things then everyone would have nothing in the end.

Um...I wasn't criticising your parents, Fred. :smalltongue: And I have left home now, although still under their auspices, as they're paying for my (very expensive) eddumacation....

They did give me money every month to buy my own clothes and stuff and teach me budgeting. It didn't entirely go as planned, though, because instead of setting money aside every month, I just saved it all and shopped exclusively at thrift stores.

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 04:53 PM

Um...I wasn't criticising your parents, Fred. :smalltongue: And I have left home now, although still under their auspices, as they're paying for my (very expensive) eddumacation....

They did give me money every month to buy my own clothes and stuff and teach me budgeting. It didn't entirely go as planned, though, because instead of setting money aside every month, I just saved it all and shopped exclusively at thrift stores.

I was mainly talking to Thufir. And the white text. But I guess it still stands... sort of.

And I don't get pocket money off of my parents. And I've had saving my money hammered into my skull. All I get each week is money for my karate lessons. I get to keep the change (all £3 of it). So in effect, I make £3 to £10 a week, depending on whether I go to karate that week or not. So while my parents are quite generous when I succeed, at other times they are very tight with their money, just like me. :smallbiggrin:

In fact, the only big purchases I've ever made are:
My GBA SP (£120 with two games).
My PS3 (£280 with two games).
That's it for massive purchases.

Dragonrider

2009-09-04, 04:56 PM

Thufir

2009-09-04, 04:59 PM

Well, I need to get back to my student house which has no internet. So adieu.
I leave you with this, and as your god I insist that you read it this time:

I win on singing.
To be more precise, I've been singing Handel's Messiah for 7 consecutive days and have 2 more to go. Britlanders, listen to Radio 3 at 6:30 on sunday and know that I am there, singing in the Royal Albert Hall with 300 other members of assorted youth choirs from around the country.
It's going to be awesome.

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 05:00 PM

I bought my laptop for $550 two years ago.

Well...supposedly my mum and dad paid for half of it but what really happened is that I paid for all of it and they gave me an IOU for $225, which I've never called in. :smalltongue:

My laptop was an early christmas present.
In fact, most of my stuff is early presents and minor things I've bought with my own money. Most of my games are presents, most of my books were bought with gift cards or as presents and even my Nintendo DS was an early christmas present. Yay for using Christmas to my advantage! :smallsmile:

EDIT: Thufir, I can't promise that I'll have the radio turned on/remember, but I'll try and listen (if I can remember what frequency BBC Radio 3 is anyway).

Alteran

2009-09-04, 05:04 PM

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 05:07 PM

My much-loved laptop was a gift around last May. I had been wanting one for a while, and my parents were finally convinced that I needed one for school and general use. Things have been so much easier since I got one, fighting over the computer is now a thing of the past!

Funny that I quit MMORPGs just a month or so before I was no longer in danger of being kicked off of the computer during a team thing. :smalltongue:

High five!

I rarely ever have to fight for a computer. Mainly because my sister has her own computer. But before my laptop.... GRRRRR, well, let's just say that my sister seemed to prefer my computer to hers for some reason, despite the fact that hers was faster anyway.

Destro_Yersul

2009-09-04, 05:09 PM

My brother and sister both have laptops. I don't. I have a desktop. It's big and black and powered by the awesome given off by my beard.

Fredthefighter

2009-09-04, 05:10 PM

My brother and sister both have laptops. I don't. I have a desktop. It's big and black and powered by the awesome given off by my beard.

Woah. That is awesome. *Bows down*

Shadow_Elf

2009-09-04, 05:17 PM

Hey! A Thread that looks like fun! I wanna try it!

I don't have a laptop, but I am basically the sole user in my household of our massive (very very massive) G5 Mac Desktop, so its almost like I have my own computer. In fact, for most of the summer, I have had TWO of my own computers, since our poor, neglected Frankenstein PC was also infrequently used by my family. When school starts up next week, though, I'm sure my sister will need to use it a lot, so I'll be back down to one computer.

Alteran

2009-09-04, 05:22 PM

High five!

I rarely ever have to fight for a computer. Mainly because my sister has her own computer. But before my laptop.... GRRRRR, well, let's just say that my sister seemed to prefer my computer to hers for some reason, despite the fact that hers was faster anyway.

*high five*

I had, on occasion, fallen asleep waiting for my mother to finish with the computer. I'm not sure how past-me survived.

Hey! A Thread that looks like fun! I wanna try it!

Shadow! It's about damn time!

I'm on the last of the Dao, I should have them mailed to you within the hour.

Shadow_Elf

2009-09-04, 05:25 PM

Shadow! It's about damn time!

I'm on the last of the Dao, I should have them mailed to you within the hour.

Speaking of when its about damn time... :smallwink:

Alteran

2009-09-04, 05:31 PM

Speaking of when its about damn time... :smallwink:

Who, me? :smallconfused:

Couldn't be. *shifty eyes*

Phase

2009-09-04, 05:34 PM

I have both a desktop and a laptop. I tend to have them both open at the same time.

Moff Chumley

2009-09-04, 06:37 PM

I have a mac.

*runs*

Neko Toast

2009-09-04, 06:38 PM

I have a mac.

*runs*

I should have known. *pulls out a bat, and starts following him at a walking pace* You can't run forever, you know.

Dragonrider

2009-09-04, 06:38 PM

I have a mac.

*runs*

Suckaaaaaaaaaaaa. :smalltongue:

...so does my roommate.

Moff Chumley

2009-09-04, 06:41 PM

I should have known. *pulls out a bat, and starts following him at a walking pace* You can't run forever, you know.

:smallamused: Or can I? *hops into hippie bus*

Pyrian

2009-09-04, 06:47 PM

I did get charged a dollar every time I hit my brother, though. And vice versa.Do you get to pre-pay? "I just gave mom $5, so behave or else!" :smallamused:

billtodamax

2009-09-04, 07:04 PM

:smallamused: Or can I? *hops into hippie bus*

Look out for the spike strips and landmines!

Neko Toast

2009-09-04, 07:10 PM

Look out for the spike strips and landmines!

He'll figure it out on his own.

Coidzor

2009-09-04, 07:52 PM

2) Coidzor thinks Cornwall is in Wales? :smallsigh:

Well, to be honest, I usually just think Cornwall, Wales, and Northumbria are all next to one another. All sort of squashed together like it is over there where things are all small.

So you just overloaded on thrift store clothes or you actually built up a fair chunk of change?

Nano

2009-09-04, 08:20 PM

I was just sitting outside in the storm... Felt like a bolt of lightning struck just feet from me. I can't stop shaking now.

Player_Zero

2009-09-04, 08:56 PM

I was just sitting outside in the storm... Felt like a bolt of lightning struck just feet from me. I can't stop shaking now.

Do you have super powers now?

Rutskarn

2009-09-04, 08:58 PM

Well, duh. That's what electricity's for.

Coidzor

2009-09-04, 09:00 PM

Well, I always thought it was for TESLAAAAA!:smallbiggrin:

Nano

2009-09-04, 09:03 PM

Do you have super powers now?

Yeah. It's granted me immunity to facestabs.

I am a god amongst men.

Player_Zero

2009-09-04, 09:05 PM

Yeah. It's granted me immunity to facestabs.

I am a god amongst men.

You mad. No one is safe from Valve's faulty system.

Coidzor

2009-09-04, 09:11 PM

Which one? They've got like. 5 don't they?

Dragonrider

2009-09-04, 09:13 PM

This is the best song EVAR. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXH_2KVT8uY)

SDF

2009-09-04, 09:15 PM

I'm listening to new Dinosaur Jr. This is pretty much the greatest thing to ever happen.

Nano

2009-09-04, 09:21 PM

You mad. No one is safe from Valve's faulty system.

Oh, really? Well then. Do it. Stab me in the face. I dare you.

Rutskarn

2009-09-04, 09:21 PM

This is the best song EVAR. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXH_2KVT8uY)

I'm inclined to disagree. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg)

Player_Zero

2009-09-04, 09:24 PM

Oh, really? Well then. Do it. Stab me in the face. I dare you.

I can't stab you in the facfe because I do not have a knife, for am I in proximity. You can't say I can't when there will be no trial stabbing.

Alteran

2009-09-04, 09:30 PM

Yeah. It's granted me immunity to facestabs.

I am a god amongst men.

*gutstabs*

Neko Toast

2009-09-04, 09:56 PM

This is the best song EVAR. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXH_2KVT8uY)

When I saw the title of the video, I thought of this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRpgwgVwCVA).

cycoris

2009-09-04, 10:18 PM

This is the best song EVAR. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXH_2KVT8uY)

Good heavens, you don't want me to concentrate EVER again, right? Once that song gets stuck in my head it won't leave for days. BTW, I showed it to your youngest brother, and he remembered it and started singing along in the middle. It was adorable. :smallsmile:

P.S. I'm back, folks. For a few weeks I was unexpectedly without internet. I was staying with one of my mom's friends who happens to be the last person on this planet to not own a computer. And it was only until the last day that I realised I could leech of the neighbour's wireless if I sat in just the right spot in the back yard... :smallannoyed:

Shadow_Elf

2009-09-04, 10:23 PM

*gutstabs*

Its... just not the same.

Coidzor

2009-09-04, 10:33 PM

No, no it's not. :smallfrown:

<_< Now I need a hug. Curse you! :smallfurious:

Assassin89

2009-09-04, 10:36 PM

No, no it's not. :smallfrown:

<_< Now I need a hug. Curse you! :smallfurious:

I am willing to give you a hug. *Hugs Coidzor*

Not much going on for me. I moved in the rest of my stuff to the dorm at college, since some of it was set up on Wednesday, met with some potentially new members for the D&D group I play in, attended a Comedy Sports show, and did some human bowling.

Recaiden

2009-09-04, 10:50 PM

I'm inclined to disagree. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg)

Curse you Rutskarn! I've been listening to that over and over.:smallamused:

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 11:05 PM

Good heavens, you don't want me to concentrate EVER again, right? Once that song gets stuck in my head it won't leave for days. BTW, I showed it to your youngest brother, and he remembered it and started singing along in the middle. It was adorable. :smallsmile:

P.S. I'm back, folks. For a few weeks I was unexpectedly without internet. I was staying with one of my mom's friends who happens to be the last person on this planet to not own a computer. And it was only until the last day that I realised I could leech of the neighbour's wireless if I sat in just the right spot in the back yard... :smallannoyed:

Welcome back! *snuggles*

I'm disappointed in you guys. I leave for 7 hours and this only moves 2 pages? FOR SHAME!

*cuddlecuddle*

cycoris

2009-09-04, 11:15 PM

Welcome back! *snuggles*

Good heavens, is there any particular reason for the smothering-of-Rissy-in-love-and-snuggles this evening? Because you seem to be a tad excessive.

...Stoopid spellchecker doesn't recognise 'tad' as a word. Or 'spellchecker'. :smallamused:

EDIT: I forgot Coid's hug. *hugs*

Recaiden

2009-09-04, 11:18 PM

Good heavens, is there any particular reason for the smothering-of-Rissy-in-love-and-snuggles this evening? Because you seem to be a tad excessive.

...Stoopid spellchecker doesn't recognise 'tad' as a word. Or 'spellchecker'. :smallamused:

EDIT: I forgot Coid's hug. *hugs*

Yes, actually. * huggles * Probably there are more than 1.

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 11:20 PM

Good heavens, is there any particular reason for the smothering-of-Rissy-in-love-and-snuggles this evening? Because you seem to be a tad excessive.

Dood, I'm Cobra. Don't you know me? =P

Maybe if there were more people around, the snugglage could be spread around more. Friday nights are lonely! D=

cycoris

2009-09-04, 11:23 PM

Yes, actually. * huggles * Probably there are more than 1.

Aaaaaw.

*purrs*

I...I think this is what going crazy feels like. In my head I just imagined Recaiden as a ginormous vanilla cupcake. Either all the hugs have addled my brains, or jet-lag is catching up with me. Perhaps even both! But I'm not going to bed until ten. If I say it enough times it'll be true, right?

EDIT: Yes, Cobra, I do know you. But even a loving reptile has to draw the line somewhere, right? You gotta have standards! :smallwink:

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 11:24 PM

Reccy! *tacklesnuggles* ^_^

You know, I'm kinda glad you're not the echidna anymore. Spiky things hurt to hug. =\

Coidzor

2009-09-04, 11:29 PM

Good heavens, is there any particular reason for the smothering-of-Rissy-in-love-and-snuggles this evening? Because you seem to be a tad excessive.

EDIT: I forgot Coid's hug. *hugs*

It's because you're purdy and Cobey is a sucker for las chicas bonitas. :smallwink:

*BIG HUGU!* :smallbiggrin:

*group hugs Recaiden and Assassin89 into Cobey*

<_< >_>

Also, I'm pretty sure Cobey is a reptile, not an amphibian. Unless you are, Dizzy Rizzy?

Recaiden

2009-09-04, 11:32 PM

Aaaaaw.

*purrs*

I...I think this is what going crazy feels like. In my head I just imagined Recaiden as a ginormous vanilla cupcake. Either all the hugs have addled my brains, or jet-lag is catching up with me. Perhaps even both! But I'm not going to bed until ten. If I say it enough times it'll be true, right?

That's a bit silly. How could a cupcake hug, kiss, or punch someone? * hugs everybody, especailly Yvri and cobra *
But, Vanilla is the king/queen of flavors, so you're onto something.

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 11:35 PM

It's because you're purdy and Cobey is a sucker for las chicas bonitas. :smallwink:[B]

Both of these are true. >.>

But I swear that's not the only reason! D=

*group hugs Recaiden and Assassin89 into Cobey*

<_< >_>

=DDDDD!

Also, I'm pretty sure Cobey is a reptile, not an amphibian. Unless you are, Dizzy Rizzy?

I am indeed a reptile! But not a dragon. DeeRee does not ride me. *nod*

Shadow_Elf

2009-09-04, 11:36 PM

The HUG-POCALYPSE IS UPON US! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

cycoris

2009-09-04, 11:38 PM

It's because you're purdy and Cobey is a sucker for las chicas bonitas. :smallwink:

*BIG HUGU!* :smallbiggrin:

*group hugs Recaiden and Assassin89 into Cobey*

<_< >_>

Also, I'm pretty sure Cobey is a reptile, not an amphibian. Unless you are, Dizzy Rizzy?

*hugs back*

Have I mentioned that I'm tired and jet-lagged and have no brain?

And I'd have to argue that based on evidence (i.e. case in point), Cobra is actually a sucker for chiquitas bonitas. :smalltongue:

That's a bit silly. How could a cupcake hug, kiss, or punch someone? * hugs everybody, especailly Yvri and cobra *
But, Vanilla is the king/queen of flavors, so you're onto something.

It is silly. I told you I was either jet-lagged or hallucinating. But I love vanilla too, so the fact that I thought you were a vanilla cupcake is definitely a Good Thing.

And I think I may have lied about the 'not going to bed before ten' part. I'm going to go brush my teeth, and I'll try not to put hair gel on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste like I did last night. It took forEVER to wash that stuff out...

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 11:41 PM

*hugs back*

Have I mentioned that I'm tired and jet-lagged and have no brain?

Aww...go sleep, you! D=

And I'd have to argue that based on evidence (i.e. case in point), Cobra is actually a sucker for chiquitas bonitas. :smalltongue:

Bananas? Or are you particularly small? >.>

And I think I may have lied about the 'not going to bed before ten' part. I'm going to go brush my teeth, and I'll try not to put hair gel on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste like I did last night. It took forEVER to wash that stuff out...

Eww. Yeah, you definitely go sleep. =\

cycoris

2009-09-04, 11:44 PM

Bananas? Or are you particularly small? >.>

It was a pun in Spanish. When you read 'chiquitas' out loud, it sounds like the diminutive form of 'chicas'. Because I am quite young and don't think I should count as a 'chica'.

Recaiden

2009-09-04, 11:45 PM

*hugs back*

Have I mentioned that I'm tired and jet-lagged and have no brain?

Look at the quote in his sig, No mind, all love. You're perfect. :smallwink:

@^: I didn't think you were that young.

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 11:48 PM

It was a pun in Spanish. When you read 'chiquitas' out loud, it sounds like the diminutive form of 'chicas'. Because I am quite young and don't think I should count as a 'chica'.

Hence, "particularly small". =P

Also...quite young? Er...how young, may I ask? O_o

*is a bad judge of ages*

Coidzor

2009-09-04, 11:50 PM

Bah! Vanilla is the blank canvas of flavor! It allows the other flavors to be painted in the first place!

I am indeed a reptile! But not a dragon. DeeRee does not ride me. *nod*

:smallwink: But oh how you wish she did. :smalltongue:

Dizzy Rizzy looks about 17 to me.

Cobra_Ikari

2009-09-04, 11:51 PM

Bah! Vanilla is the blank canvas of flavor! It allows the other flavors to be painted in the first place!

Lies! Vanilla has a distinct flavor all its own that is actually very tasty. *nodnod*

Alteran

2009-09-04, 11:53 PM

I...I think this is what going crazy feels like. In my head I just imagined Recaiden as a ginormous vanilla cupcake. Either all the hugs have addled my brains, or jet-lag is catching up with me. Perhaps even both! But I'm not going to bed until ten. If I say it enough times it'll be true, right?

Today I did eat a ginormous vanilla cupcake! Not as ginormous as a Recaiden-sized cupcake would be, granted, but it was still pretty big. It was awesomely delicious.

Or maybe deliciously awesome.

But, Vanilla is the king/queen of flavors, so you're onto something.

*high five*

Also, since it seems to be the the thing tonight, *hugs everybody*.

Edit:

Bah! Vanilla is the blank canvas of flavor! It allows the other flavors to be painted in the first place!

Except for you! How dare you slander the sovereign of the flavour world! :smallmad::smalltongue:

cycoris

2009-09-05, 12:01 AM

Look at the quote in his sig, No mind, all love. You're perfect. :smallwink:

@^: I didn't think you were that young.

Hence, "particularly small". =P

Also...quite young? Er...how young, may I ask? O_o

*is a bad judge of ages*

I brushed my teeth and then came back, just so that there's proof that I actually did stay up past 10:00.

I don't mind being asked my age at all. People in China would do it all the time.

I'm fifteen. I'll be 16 in about two months.

Dizzy Rizzy looks about 17 to me.

BZZZZT! Wrong answer!

Also, since it seems to be the the thing tonight, *hugs everybody*.

Somebody reassure me that I'm not hallucinating, that I really am still on GITP and not some weird hippie fora. Please! My sanity depends on it.

Recaiden

2009-09-05, 12:02 AM

You people living in that time zone of yours. :smalltongue:
Exactly as I thought. Not little. Now, 11-13 would be little. Below that you'd be a kid.
And this is Gitp. We've just gone a bit hug-happy with Cobra's return.

Coidzor

2009-09-05, 12:03 AM

Momma where's your pretty little girl tonight? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8mN0q0-xhg&feature=related)

She's growing up. (http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Tenderness_on_the_Block/8342220)

Sorry, I just felt like I needed a real sin before I applied the bleach and acid to my skin tonight, Alt'an.

*scrubs furiously with jagged glass*