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Bonecrusher Doc
2009-09-05, 01:34 PM
So I stumbled across this (http://www.newyorker.com/humor/caption/) cartoon caption contest, and of course I thought all the sharp wits in the Playground would enjoy this. You don't have to enter the newspaper's contest, I would just like to see your captions here!

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/09/07/p465/090907_contest_p465.jpg

Rutskarn
2009-09-05, 01:43 PM
Parents, don't smoke during pregnancy.

Thanatos 51-50
2009-09-05, 01:45 PM
So I stumbled across this (http://www.newyorker.com/humor/caption/) cartoon caption contest, and of course I thought all the sharp wits in the Playground would enjoy this. You don't have to enter the newspaper's contest, I would just like to see your captions here!

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/09/07/p465/090907_contest_p465.jpg

"The Half-humans you don't hear about"

"Yeah... he'll probably have sex with it."

"The Horse-headed step shild of the Centaur community"

Fredthefighter
2009-09-05, 01:54 PM
"Look. I know we agreed to swap body parts, but this didn't turn out like I'd hoped."

or

"What? Never seen a Centaur with a beard before?"

Malek Kervanes
2009-09-05, 02:31 PM
Wow, last night must have been a doozy!

Trog
2009-09-05, 03:15 PM
My entry was:

And thus the creations of Leftoverus, the Greek God of Recycling, soon faded into obscurity.

MoonBeam
2009-09-05, 03:21 PM
"Some of the ancient myths are better forgotten."

Dracomorph
2009-09-05, 03:29 PM
"Mom! I skinned my elbow!"
"At least you have one."

MethosH
2009-09-05, 09:30 PM
"Have you ever heard anything about Rule 34?"

or

"Hey! We are a match!"

or

"Sir, I must point out that you are not wearing any pants."

or

"Oh my god! A centaur!"
"Oh my god! A... thing..."

The Demented One
2009-09-05, 09:35 PM
"...why the long face?"

littlebottom
2009-09-05, 09:37 PM
"centaur: why the long face?
horse face: you would have one too if you wernt hung like a horse" :smalltongue:

i appologise for stooping so low...

EDIT: half ninja'd :smallfrown:

raitalin
2009-09-05, 09:48 PM
"When I find the Wizard that did this I'm gonna kick his mother*%$#ing ass!"

MethosH
2009-09-05, 10:03 PM
"How is the weather up there horse ass?"
"Great, how is the weather down there horse face?"

"Centaur: What the.."
"Other guy": You won't believe the day I'm having."

"... And I was like 'I have an horse face! Not an ass face! You moron!'"