Dragonboobs

[shadzar]

Oh no he di'nt! (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0676.html)

I thought we were safe from dragonboob discussions finally, but we have been tainted!

I fear other future things on the Western Continent now!

Is it just me or does those three also remind anyone else of Paris, Britney and Lindsay?

[Tiktakkat]

I'm not sure what will leave a worse scar, the implants or Belkar's linguistic shortcomings.
I think Mr. Fluffy will be the only one to come out on top of that side trek to disaster.

[shadzar]

:smalleek: Fluffy got implants too?

I think Scruffy is in a bit of trouble with the rodentia Belkar just collected.

I bet they could be used as chaff for any hungry critters along the way. (The critters, not the dragonboobs!)

[NeonRonin]

I'm having a hard time figuring out if there's a GM out there who has allowed someone to apply the half-human template to a lizardfolk. What's the Level Adjustment on that again?

Personally though, I'd prefer a Dragonborn lady, if I had to choose a lady of scales.

Edit: Oddly enough, the hooker trio reminded me more of the backup singers at Jabba's place. But that's just me.

[shadzar]

Really? None of them had chains on them.

[Elfin]

Is it just me or does those three also remind anyone else of Paris, Britney and Lindsay?

Could you explain this one?

[shadzar]

Could you explain this one?

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan...the way they are almost dressed...

Maybe you are that one person that didn't see those photos?

[Lkctgo]

Could you explain this one?

Yes, seriously please do.

[MReav]

Personally though, I'd prefer a Dragonborn lady, if I had to choose a lady of scales.

A non-evil Yuan-Ti pureblood for me.

Come to think of it... for all the dragonborn bashing, Yuan-Ti have been reptilian boobied hotties since at least third edition (probably earlier).

[kpenguin]

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan...the way they are almost dressed...

Maybe you are that one person that didn't see those photos?

Right. Because they're the only people ever to dress that way.

[shadzar]

Right. Because they're the only people ever to dress that way.

:smallconfused: Well they didn't look like "Desperate Housewives" to me, and I don't see any Hills.

[Trobby]

Well, it's not like nobody ever falls for boobies in this world. gay dwarves excluded, apparently... (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0352.html)

[Alex Warlorn]

For the record: the girl could have been simply a hybrid with only one reptile parent, that could easily explain reptile maternal material.

And I don't see why Roy would be so revolted by them...

[kpenguin]

:smallconfused: Well they didn't look like "Desperate Housewives" to me, and I don't see any Hills.

I'm just saying that skimpy outfits does not equate to a reference. Heck, skimpy outfits are a staple of fantasy since... since a long time.

[Harr]

I'm just saying that skimpy outfits does not equate to a reference. Heck, skimpy outfits are a staple of fantasy since... since a long time.

He was trying to cheekily imply that those three celebrities are prostitutes/whores... a common way for guys to try to grow validation/self-esteem/epeen on the internets.

Since it wasn't going over very well, he made it about "how they're dressed" instead.

[HuntedWalrus]

My gaming character is Lawful Good, as am I (in a manner of speaking), so I'd say the only "lady with scales" I'd be interested in is Lady Justice.

And may I say that I think this webcomic's forum may be the ONLY place on the Internet discussing mammalian anatomy as it may inexplicably apply to certain reptilian species?

[Herald Alberich]

And may I say that I think this webcomic's forum may be the ONLY place on the Internet discussing mammalian anatomy as it may inexplicably apply to certain reptilian species?

You're kidding, right? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonMammalMammaries) That's not even counting Rule 34.

[Raging Gene Ray]

For more on Dragonboobs, see this informative Graphic Thesis by Holammer (in earlier comics, the Linear Guild all became good and Zz'dtri turned into a busty drow female as a result of being 4 e'd):


Yik & Yok Comic

http://www.fryppe.com/holammer/yik&yok.gif
I'm really patting my own back over the speech bubble solution between panels 2&5. :smalltongue:

[Calmar]

A non-evil Yuan-Ti pureblood for me.

Come to think of it... for all the dragonborn bashing, Yuan-Ti have been reptilian boobied hotties since at least third edition (probably earlier).

Well, despide the somewhat misleading name they're descendants of human snake-cultists who changed into a race of reptilians. Havin boobs is not useful for them, but at least they have an excuse...

[Dudde]

Sig says it all tbh...

[Kurald Galain]

For the record: the girl could have been simply a hybrid with only one reptile parent, that could easily explain reptile maternal material.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:GlHuu-wk3T_E8M:http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GL0FYDLg8rQ/Sl4b_CrPVEI/AAAAAAAAAUc/9CNmF87ev1A/s320/morbo-749321.gif

Biology Does Not Work That Way!

Goodnight.

[DigoDragon]

I think the only thing that Fantasy and Biology share is the Y at the end. :smallsmile:

[BardicDuelist]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:GlHuu-wk3T_E8M:http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GL0FYDLg8rQ/Sl4b_CrPVEI/AAAAAAAAAUc/9CNmF87ev1A/s320/morbo-749321.gif

Biology Does Not Work That Way!

Goodnight.

A wizard did it...all night long.

[Scarlet Knight]

Really? None of them had chains on them.

It's extra for chains....:smallwink:

[shadzar]

He was trying to cheekily imply that those three celebrities are prostitutes/whores... a common way for guys to try to grow validation/self-esteem/epeen on the internets.

Since it wasn't going over very well, he made it about "how they're dressed" instead.

No, I think those 3 are simply trailer park whores. :smallsmile:

[shadzar]

A wizard did it...all night long.

The only wizard that could have created dragonboobs is Iuz the Mad....notice his name... THE MAD!

What use could they be? Bury your face in them for an instant shave? Hope you didn't want your eyebrows! :smallyuk:

[Optimystik]

A wizard did it...all night long.

Wizards do it with slots.

[Mando Knight]

A non-evil Yuan-Ti pureblood for me.

Come to think of it... for all the dragonborn bashing, Yuan-Ti have been reptilian boobied hotties since at least third edition (probably earlier).

And half-dragon females have had it since who-knows-when. 1988 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Half) at the latest.

[Starbuck_II]

The only wizard that could have created dragonboobs is Iuz the Mad....notice his name... THE MAD!

What use could they be? Bury your face in them for an instant shave? Hope you didn't want your eyebrows! :smallyuk:

Untrue, not all scales are created equal. Some are softer than others.

Plus, Reptomammals existed at one time on earth.

[Trobby]

And half-dragon females have had it since who-knows-when. 1988 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Half) at the latest.
Oh come now, are you really going to look to Anime/Manga for a logical solution? Need I remind you this is where we get ninjas in orange jumpsuits (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naruto), nosehair-wielding protagonists (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobobo), and robots that shoot bullets out of their butt! (Yes, really) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astro_Boy_%28character%29)

...

You know...as opposed to belts that change the wearer's gender (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0009.html), hand-puppet deities (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0080.html), and young adult dragons who have human-sized magazines of porn stashed under his hoard. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0188.html)

...Wait, why are we trying to make sense out of this again?

[Mystic Muse]

Oh come now, are you really going to look to Anime/Manga for a logical solution? Need I remind you this is where we get ninjas in orange jumpsuits (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naruto)


hey I like Naruto.:smallfrown:

[Trobby]

hey I like Naruto.:smallfrown:

And I like Astro Boy, but that doesn't make his ass-cannon any less silly. :smalltongue: And for the record, Naruto isn't half-bad. There's better, but it's okay. Especially before the end of the Mist Village Story Arc.

[Mando Knight]

Oh come now, are you really going to look to Anime/Manga for a logical solution?

It's a pastiche/parody of D&D/fantasy roleplaying games in general, just like OotS is. The fact that it was made in Japan shouldn't matter, especially when the point is to show that fanservicey half-dragon females have been around for a lot longer than D&D 4e.

[spectralphoenix]

Yuan-ti and half-dragons are both partially human, as opposed to the in-comic lizardfolk (and 4e dragonborn that it references.)

As for Naruto, I didn't watch much, but most of that time was spent wishing the title character would get some "Ritalin No Jitsu."

[Alex Warlorn]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:GlHuu-wk3T_E8M:http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GL0FYDLg8rQ/Sl4b_CrPVEI/AAAAAAAAAUc/9CNmF87ev1A/s320/morbo-749321.gif

Biology Does Not Work That Way!

Goodnight.

Tell that to all the female dragon disciples and half-dragons.

[LeslieR]

...Wait, why are we trying to make sense out of this again?

We are Geeks, it is what we Do. :smallcool:

[Darklord Bright]

I can't remember the animal for the life of me, but there is a scaled animal with about six breasts that exists, so it isn't as unlikely as you think.

[Ghauldin]

You are thinking about pangolin.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g7KcbMxmLEU/R5GqVU_YaAI/AAAAAAAADGY/T7Sr4tRQvCM/s400/pangolin.jpg

this little guy/girl is a mammal

ref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangolin

[Tingel]

I can't remember the animal for the life of me, but there is a scaled animal with about six breasts that exists, so it isn't as unlikely as you think.
Maybe you are thinking of the pangolin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangolin)? A pangolin is a mammal, though, so of course it has mammary glands. Not every animal with scales is a reptile.

EDIT: Too slow.

[Dra-Goon]

Maybe you are thinking of the pangolin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangolin)? A pangolin is a mammal, though, so of course it has mammary glands. Not every animal with scales is a reptile.

EDIT: Too slow.

Just like there's mammals that lay eggs (platypus).

[Olorin Maia]

Yo, platypuss are weird. platypusi? what is plural for platypus? probably just platypus. anyway, I think the point is that a true lizardfolk and actual reptile is not a mammal, and thus cannot have mammary glands.

[The Neoclassic]

Yo, platypuss are weird. platypusi? what is plural for platypus? probably just platypus.

I believe it's platypi. A google search confirms this as an acceptable (though colloquial) plural.

[Trobby]

....*opens mouth, then closes it*

...I don't think we can ever solve this question. :<

A wizard did it. A very perverted wizard. But not a perverted lizard.

So a very perverted wizard not-lizard. Named Eddy Izzard.

Very perverted Wizard-not-lizard Eddy Izzard with a Turkey Gizzard during a blizzard.

Did you catch all that? :smalltongue: