loopy's Legendary and Long-Awaited Lollipop Fuelled Random Banter #128

[V'icternus]

And I am to assume... uh...

...

Hey, did any of you ever do something really stupid and only realise how dumb it was after you did it?

[Hell Puppi]

Quite a few times.

That's when the saying "keep calm and carry on" comes in handy. :smalltongue:

[Rutskarn]

Day-um. This movie is fantastic.

[Neko Toast]

Day-um. This movie is fantastic.

What movie, exactly?

[Recaiden]

What movie, exactly?

I think he means 9. Now feel better!

[Hell Puppi]

Just started 12 Monkeys. This should be good...

Last page, guys.... :smalltongue:


...and is that the one with Bruce Willis?

[Neko Toast]

I think he means 9. Now feel better!

I'll do my best to do so. Can't make any guarantees, though.

[Pyrian]

Hey, did any of you ever do something really stupid and only realise how dumb it was after you did it?Isn't that normal? I mean, for doing stupid things. It's only really notable if you do something really stupid and knew perfectly well beforehand. Presumably most people avoid doing really stupid things on purpose. (As opposed to mildly stupid things, which are just irresistable...)

[Grim ranger]

*wakes up and yawns* G' morning to all

[V'icternus]

I've done stupid things knowing in advance they were stupid. Like most of the rides I went on at Dreamworld. But they were fun, dammit! (Except the Giant Drop... I expected it to be way scarier, and it wasn't. I didn't really have fun on that one...)

[Rutskarn]

Last page, guys.... :smalltongue:


...and is that the one with Bruce Willis?

Yes. Yes, it is.

[Coidzor]

Remember. David Morse wants to kill Bruce Willis. (http://www.bobandgeorge.com/karnak/index.php?comic=341)

[Rutskarn]

I'm not sure the (ostensibly spoiler) plot details it lists are correct, but I could be wrong.

[Coidzor]

Well, I'd figured you'd finished the movie by now.

[Rutskarn]

Oh, I have. I just don't want it spoiled for anyone else, is all. It's quite a good movie.

[Nameless]

Greetings Playground!

Oh, it would seem I have come down with a case of Conjunctivitis… Wonderful.

[Pyrian]

Oh, it would seem I have come down with a case of Conjunctivitis… Wonderful.I once had a case of prepositionitis, which DeeRee cured me of. Not really, I just wanted to write that.

[V'icternus]

I once had a case of paper, but I lost it.

[Zeb The Troll]

I once had a case of prepositionitis, which DeeRee cured me of. Not really, I just wanted to write that.Great, now I've got "Conjunction Junction" stuck in my head. :smallcool:

[Coidzor]

You mean, Compayper...:smallwink:

Zeb: Ahh.... flashbacks to my horrible youth.... Thanks...

[V'icternus]

No... no, I mean paper. From trees.

...It was years ago.

[Nameless]

... Are bleeding lips a symptom of Conjunctivitis?

[V'icternus]

I dunno, but three rights make a left! Everybody ramba!

Speaking of which, anybody else love Weird Al as much as me? (If you say yes, you're a dirty rotten liar!)

[Coidzor]

... Are bleeding lips a symptom of Conjunctivitis?

webmd. Usually bleeding lips is a gingivitis or really, really raunchy makeout session thing...

[Nameless]

webmd. Usually bleeding lips is a gingivitis or really, really raunchy makeout session thing...

Oh, that can't be it. :smalltongue:

[Coidzor]

Not going to the right sort of parties then.

Eh, at least you brush and floss and use mouth sanitizing liquid.

Hmm... Have you been eating enough limes, Nameless?

http://symptoms.webmd.com/symptomchecker

[Nameless]

Not going to the right sort of parties then.

Eh, at least you brush and floss and use mouth sanitizing liquid.

Hmm... Have you been eating enough limes, Nameless?

Well, eating a lime on it's own isn't something I do on a regular basis, so no, I guess I haven’t.

[Coidzor]

Well, eating a lime on it's own isn't something I do on a regular basis, so no, I guess I haven’t.

Well, I believe you Britlanders tend to get scurvy when you haven't had enough limes. (http://www.webmd.com/hw-popup/scurvy)

In any event, Coidzor is not webmd, and neither is RB. (http://symptoms.webmd.com/symptomchecker)

[V'icternus]

Seeking medical advice from playgrounders can lead to boils, bruises, burns, death, and cats and dogs living together.

[Coidzor]

Don't forget spiders helping flies and various sorts of toads taking up residences in holes of all varieties.

And let's not forget the thing with the cherry blossoms.

With bells on.

In other news. I am heading out to Oregon at the end of the month. Huzzah. And all that jazz.

[Nameless]

This thread is starting to sound like something out of a Terry Pratchett. :smalltongue:

[Grim ranger]

That's neat... I have always wanted to visit there.

Also, have any of you played Prototype? I am considering buying it

[V'icternus]

That's neat... I have always wanted to visit there.

Also, have any of you played Prototype? I am considering buying it

It's an alright game. I'd buy it. Just remember, have fun with it, winning grants you nothing...

[Destro_Yersul]

Speaking of which, anybody else love Weird Al as much as me? (If you say yes, you're a dirty rotten liar!)

Do you know all the words to Hardware Store, in the correct order?

I'd ask if you could sing it, but I think that is a feat reserved for Al alone.

[V'icternus]

Oh, I could sing it. But if I did that now, I'd look like an idiot, as there are other people in the room...

[billtodamax]

WAl's kinda meh for me. He's just a parody artist.

[Destro_Yersul]

Oh, I could sing it. But if I did that now, I'd look like an idiot, as there are other people in the room...

Really? I run out of breath like, halfway through the list part.

^: Heresy! He does original stuff too.

[V'icternus]

I can't do two voices at once like he can with his magical powers, but the rest I can do. On a good day.

I've also done "The Elements Song" and "Modern Major General".

[Destro_Yersul]

yeah, but the list is the hardest part of that song due to the aforementioned magical powers. I do know every item on it, though.

And I can kinda sorta do "Albuquerque." And I can do "The Night Santa Went Crazy." which is my second favourite christmas song ever.

[Phase]

I can do Modern Major General, but not The Elements. I'm no singer, mind you.

Dammit, it's too early, the un-proofread version said "im no dinger mind yo."

[EmeraldRose]

I totally wanted to get up early today and work out. That did not exactly happen. Or at all really.

I'll try again tomorrow.

Of course, it would be easier if I didn't wake up constantly thinking it was time to get up........:smallsigh:

[SMEE]

So much pain...

My cramps are getting worse every single month. :smallsigh:

Gods, I'd do anything for a normal, 28 day cycle. :smallannoyed:
Stupid 20 day cycle and it's powerful cramps.

[V'icternus]

Thread: *Gets shot in the head by SMEE*

Noooooooo!!!

*Revives thread by coming up with amazingly super-fantasticly conversationalistic topic, then forgets it and instead discusses the fine art of living to a certain age and getting stuff for it*

Who else thinks birthdays are a little over-rated? Fun, and a good excuse for a get-together, but over-rated?

[Grim ranger]

So much pain...

My cramps are getting worse every single month. :smallsigh:

Gods, I'd do anything for a normal, 28 day cycle. :smallannoyed:
Stupid 20 day cycle and it's powerful cramps.

Sorry to hear that... It's never fun when fellow playgrounders are feeling bad :smallfrown:

Get better soon :smallsmile:

[Nameless]

*Hugs SMEE* There there. Look on the bright side, at least your skin isn't... peeling off my face?! WTF?! AH!

Ew! :smallyuk: What the hell is up with me today?

[Dr. Bath]

*Hugs SMEE* There there. Look on the bright side, at least your skin isn't... peeling off my face?! WTF?! AH!

Ew! :smallyuk: What the hell is up with me today?

The eggs are hatching.

The alien eggs in your skin.

[Destro_Yersul]

No, no, no. It's a side effect of the zombie virus that I... totally had nothing to do with at all. >.>

I am not planning to take over the world with zombies or anything. Nope.

[dish]

So much pain...

My cramps are getting worse every single month. :smallsigh:

Gods, I'd do anything for a normal, 28 day cycle. :smallannoyed:
Stupid 20 day cycle and it's powerful cramps.

Maybe we should get the Girl Thread up and going again to discuss this kind of thing? I also have menstrual cycle related issues which I'd like to vent.

[Nameless]

No, no, no. It's a side effect of the zombie virus that I... totally had nothing to do with at all. >.>

I am not planning to take over the world with zombies or anything. Nope.

Oh, I though I was loosing my first baby skin.

[SMEE]

Maybe we should get the Girl Thread up and going again to discuss this kind of thing? I also have menstrual cycle related issues which I'd like to vent.

To the girl thread then!

*jumps at the girl-mobile and zooms of to the road in a clearly accelerated video footage*

[Destro_Yersul]

Oh, I though I was loosing my first baby skin.

Yep. That must be it. Not a zombie virus at all.

*hides the zombie virus creation lab*

Hey, umm, if you start feeling a desire to eat brains, could you let me know? It's for a... uh... survey. Yeah.

[Nameless]

To the girl thread then!

*jumps at the girl-mobile and zooms of to the road in a clearly accelerated video footage*

And I will create a man thread where we will discuss manly things, like guns, monster trucks and how much hair we have on our chest!

@Destro: No, but I do have a craving for ice cream....

[Cristo Meyers]

And I will create a man thread where we will discuss manly things, like guns, monster trucks and how much hair we have on our chest!

They tried that. It ended...poorly.

[Nameless]

They tried that. It ended...poorly.

Was it just too manly for this forum?

[Cristo Meyers]

Was it just too manly for this forum?

Half of the people didn't get the joke, and the other half were pretty much just being tasteless trolls.

[Fredthefighter]

Hello playground.
Nice day isn't it. :smallsmile:

Ask me why I'm in such a good mood and I will teleport to your current location, rip off your face and eat it. :smallsmile:

[Rutskarn]

That doesn't sound like a good mood at all. I refuse to indulge this lunacy.

[Dr. Bath]

So Fred. Why aren't you in a bad mood this really quite cloudy day?

Well tasteless trolls are better than cultured ones. They are the most annoying. Damn their scaly internet hides!

[Cobra_Ikari]

That, and all the men spent most of their time in the Girl thread. Because, let's face it, men. Where the women go, we follow. Menfolk are just boring on our own.

...why do you think I hang around Nameless so much? She's interesting! :smallwink: Love you, Nameless! =P

[dish]

Hello playground.
Nice day isn't it. :smallsmile:

Ask me why I'm in such a good mood and I will teleport to your current location, rip off your face and eat it. :smallsmile:

Could this be answer to Nameless's facial issues, or is it just another attempt to spread the zombie plague?

[SMEE]

That, and all the men spent most of their time in the Girl thread. Because, let's face it, men. Where the women go, we follow. Menfolk are just boring on our own.

...why do you think I hang around Nameless so much? She's interesting! :smallwink: Love you, Nameless! =P

The current discussion seems to be dragging the men away, though. :smalltongue:

And poor Nameless... Cobra wants to break whatever is left of her innocence. :smallamused:

[V'icternus]

Well, Cobra doesn't get what Cobra wants. Cobra gets what he's given, and is thankful for it!

[Fredthefighter]

So Fred. Why aren't you in a bad mood this really quite cloudy day?

It was just a generally good day.


Could this be answer to Nameless's facial issues, or is it just another attempt to spread the zombie plague?

Neither. I just felt like saying something creepy with a :smallsmile: face, :smallbiggrin:

[Nameless]

That, and all the men spent most of their time in the Girl thread. Because, let's face it, men. Where the women go, we follow. Menfolk are just boring on our own.

...why do you think I hang around Nameless so much? She's interesting! :smallwink: Love you, Nameless! =P

... *facepalm*


The current discussion seems to be dragging the men away, though. :smalltongue:

And poor Nameless... Cobra wants to break whatever is left of his innocence. :smallamused:

No, NOT THAT! Anything but that! *hides under a blanket*

[dish]

That, and all the men spent most of their time in the Girl thread. Because, let's face it, men. Where the women go, we follow. Menfolk are just boring on our own.

...why do you think I hang around Nameless so much? She's interesting! :smallwink: Love you, Nameless! =P

Och, just as long as you don't follow us into the Ladies' loos, we'll survive.

[V'icternus]

Hey, we have interests other than girls, you know. Like sports. Blowing stuff up. Blowing stuff up as a sport. Fast cars. Girls. Sports. Girls.

...Oops.

[Nameless]

Hey, we have interests other than girls, you know. Like sports. Blowing stuff up. Blowing stuff up as a sport. Fast cars. Girls. Sports. Girls.

...Oops.

Actually, I'm not really interested in sports or cars... Though blowing stuff up is rather amusing. :smallbiggrin:

[V'icternus]

Blowing stuff up does indeed = amusing!

And girls, well... there's a whole dictionary of words about that subject. All are right, all are wrong, and none that start with "S" are likely to be popular among the girls themeselves... (With several exceptions)

[Nameless]

I think SMEE should just stick a revolving door in that thread. o_o

[V'icternus]

What thread? I am ignorant and require information to function.

[Nameless]

What thread? I am ignorant and require information to function.

*fishslap*

[V'icternus]

That was uncalled for. *Drops anvil on*

...I've been watching too much Roadrunner and Wile E. Cyote...

[Cristo Meyers]

That was uncalled for. *Drops anvil on*

...I've been watching too much Roadrunner and Wile. E. Cyote...

There has never been nor will there ever be a such thing...

[V'icternus]

Oh, good.

One thing though... ifhe could afford all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just, you know... get some Chinese food?

[Cristo Meyers]

Oh, good.

One thing though... ifhe could afford all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just, you know... get some Chinese food?

They don't deliver. :smallwink:

[dish]

Blowing stuff up does indeed = amusing!

And girls, well... there's a whole dictionary of words about that subject. All are right, all are wrong, and none that start with "S" are likely to be popular among the girls themeselves... (With several exceptions)

Hmm...slinky, smashing, stunning, squeezable, sensual, sensitive, smart, special, sympathetic, sexy, squiggly, stable, spunky, soft, spouse-worthy, spine-tingling, spectacular ....

[V'icternus]

See, now, some of those are exceptions... some are not.

And why does Wile E. not just hunt something... slower? Like a rabbit?

Heh, that'd be funny...


"Ehhhh... *nyp nyp nyp* What's up Doc?"

*BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!*

[Fredthefighter]

See, now, some of those are exceptions... some are not.

And why does Wile E. not just hunt something... slower? Like a rabbit?

Heh, that'd be funny...


"Ehhhh... *nyp nyp nyp* What's up Doc?"

*BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!*

Actually, he did try to hunt Bugs Bunny in one episode (Mr. Coyote actually talked in this one), and he was royally outsmarted.

[V'icternus]

I know. But he's better when he's silent.

It's too bad he's so unlucky... he has a lot of ingenuity.

He should work for a Computer company. :smallbiggrin:

[Nameless]

Speaking of Looney Toons, was Space Jam secretly aimed at Furries? I mean, they actually gave her bunny boodies. :smalleek:
http://home.comcast.net/~toonfox/lolas.gif

[V'icternus]

Ahhhh... Space Jam...

The only contest I ever won, ever, was a colouring competition when I was five, where I had to colour all the characters of Space Jam. It was a city-wide thing, too... I won the Space Jam Video, free.

Memories...

[SMEE]

I think SMEE should just stick a revolving door in that thread. o_o

:smallconfused:

Eh... why? Right now it's just a discussion about a very natural thing (except for me, as always :smallsigh:) for women.

[V'icternus]

*Is suddenly a giant green head*

Pay no attention to the one without a name!

Now, you must bring me the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West! It was mine once, you see, and my attic is filthy! FILTHY!!!

[Nameless]

:smallconfused:

Eh... why? Right now it's just a discussion about a very natural thing (except for me, as always :smallsigh:) for women.

It was a joke SMEE, continuing from what was said earlier. :smallwink:

[V'icternus]

Remember, this is Random Banter. Pretty much everthing's a joke, unless it's not.

[Rutskarn]

Ahhhh... Space Jam...

The only contest I ever won, ever, was a colouring competition when I was five, where I had to colour all the characters of Space Jam.

Hey, that was a stroke of good fortune...


I won the Space Jam Video, free.

Or not.

[Dr. Bath]

Space jam is the worst kind of jam. That is some stone cold fact right there. Gratis.

[V'icternus]

Are you kidding? That was an awesome movie...

You know, in my opinion. The only one that actually matters to me. :smallbiggrin:

[Rutskarn]

I'm just sayin', if the Looney Tunes weren't already dead, that would have proved the killing blow.

[V'icternus]

They're not dead. They merely slumber, waiting for your moment of weakness.

...Actually, that might be the raptors...

[Coidzor]

Great. Now I'm imagining Looney Tunes zombies along the lines of Marvel Zombies. :smalleek:

:smallamused:

Also. Paula+Coraline=crappy love interest.

Also, turning into Aang from Avatar midway through finally getting the female lead to warm up to you is just annoying. Since it had no real bearing on the plot, but just made me go bald and have a weird skin condition on my scalp.

[Dr. Bath]

Also. Paula+Coraline=crappy love interest.

Also, turning into Aang from Avatar midway through finally getting the female lead to warm up to you is just annoying. Since it had no real bearing on the plot, but just made me go bald and have a weird skin condition on my scalp.

What... what are you saying here? I'm lost. You... are an airbender? With eczema?

[Coidzor]

Nah, in my dream I lost all of my hair, even....like...body hair... and grew those weird blue arrow symbols on my body.

It was annoying. Because the kid just looks so goofy and it's even worse on a a combination of Ness and Ash.

[Dr. Bath]

But... Paula?

You could've said it was a dream. I don't read minds you know!

[Grim ranger]

I went to see district 9 and damn, wasn't that movie awesome! I mean, telekinetic mecha? Come on! :smallbiggrin:

[Fredthefighter]

I went to see district 9 and damn, wasn't that movie awesome! I mean, telekinetic mecha? Come on! :smallbiggrin:

That does indeed sound cool.

[Dogmantra]

It was annoying. Because the kid just looks so goofy and it's even worse on a a combination of Ness and Ash.

Hang on... You're describing yourself as a cross between Ness and Ash?

I see it now. You are forgiven for looking too normal. Cookie time?


Remember, this is Random Banter. Pretty much everthing's a joke, unless it's not.
I find a good way to tell if it's a joke is if there are words.

[Coidzor]

But... Paula?

You could've said it was a dream. I don't read minds you know!

From Earthbound. Only mixed with Coraline. And something else. And as a 14 year old girl. Which was really weird when it went over the part where she started developing breasts... The... The Sprite was just so goofy... My dreaming self just couldn't contain the silliness of that part and had to break the fourth wall to myself with it.

Sorry. I was just continuing something from the chat here so as to horrify you all with the power of the dream.


Hang on... You're describing yourself as a cross between Ness and Ash?

I see it now. You are forgiven for looking too normal. Cookie time?

Well, this was in my dream. My overworld sprite was basically a modified cross between Ness and Ash from Earthbound and Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow respectively.

I'm not sure what my in-battle sprite was like, due to the whole not actually getting into any battles. I was basically a shorter version of myself due to being about 13 instead of 20 during the cutscene where I grabbed the girl and sprinted off to run away from a giant boulder trap.

[Grim ranger]

That does indeed sound cool.

It was beyond the impossible. Well fine, only one of those was shown in entire movie, but man didn't it make a mess. Flipping over car over shoulder when it is driving straight at it? Stopping hundreds of bullets midair and sending them back? Going half-life on soldier and killing him with a pig?! Come on!!! :smallbiggrin:

[Rutskarn]

I find a good way to tell if it's a joke is if there are words.


http://www.tonybones.com.au/kids_parties/images/Clown-Master.jpg

[Dogmantra]

I think you meant to post that in the You thread, Rutsky...

[Fredthefighter]

It was beyond the impossible. Well fine, only one of those was shown in entire movie, but man didn't it make a mess. Flipping over car over shoulder when it is driving straight at it? Stopping hundreds of bullets midair and sending them back? Going half-life on soldier and killing him with a pig?! Come on!!! :smallbiggrin:

*High-fives*
The film needs more of those then. :smallbiggrin:

[Rutskarn]

I think you meant to post that in the You thread, Rutsky...

I think they don't want me cluttering it up with pictures of your mother, Dogma. (Boo! Hiss!)

[Fredthefighter]

I think they don't want me cluttering it up with pictures of your mother, Dogma. (Boo! Hiss!)

Ooooooooooooooooooh, burn. :smallbiggrin:
Don't worry Dogmantra. You know I love ya like a brother.

[Nameless]

I went to see district 9 and damn, wasn't that movie awesome! I mean, telekinetic mecha? Come on! :smallbiggrin:

Yes, it was the most original movie EVER! You see, they actually try to portray racism without actually using race! And NO ONE has ever done that before! … Except for Alien Nations, X-Men, Animal Farm, The Day the Earth stood Still aaannnd anything that has to do with Star Treck… Oh! But they do it in this documentary shaky cam style and NO movie has ever done that before! … Except for Blare Wicth Project, 28 Days Later, Cloverfield aaannd every episode of The Office… But it also has a lot of SHOCK GORE in it! … Which just about every scary movie done in the past ten years has done…
But it mixes comedy and drama! … Which dates all the way back to Shakespearian age… And ends with GIANT ROBOTS BLOWING THINGS UP! ………. Lord knows we haven’t seen that yet… >.>

How is this the most original film in years? … OHHHH! I GET IT! It’s the most original film in years because it has NOTHING original in it! Everything is either stolen or taken from something else! I’m inspired!
OHMYGOD! I should be a film maker! For I have an idea even MORE original! It’s called “Batman & The Terminator go to Jurassic Park”. HURRAY!

[Thanatos 51-50]

I think they don't want me cluttering it up with pictures of your mother, Dogma.

This one is clearly a joke, as it has words. /carefully erases white text from the quote

[Cobra_Ikari]

This one is clearly a joke, as it has words. /carefully erases white text from the quote

Your mother has words! =O

[Thanatos 51-50]

They're funny ones, too! Like "Upya nose witha rubbah hose!"
Yeah... my mum is Bostonian.

[Dogmantra]

I think they don't want me cluttering it up with pictures of your mother, Dogma. (Boo! Hiss!)

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother? I hurt people.
Specifically you.

It's even on my business cards!

[Fredthefighter]

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother? I hurt people.
Specifically you.

It's even on my business cards!

*Shoots with a Shotgun* How do you like them apples? And by apples, I mean bullets! :smalltongue:

Red v.s Blue is awesome.

[Coidzor]

That must make you quite popular at trade conventions.

What with murdering everyone you give business cards to.

[Dr. Bath]

@Nameless: I... what. I just. I don't even. That rant was bad and you should feel bad.

[Coidzor]

@Nameless: I... what. I just. I don't even. That rant was bad and you should feel bad.

Take a seat and ruminate whilst I illuminate the possibilities... (http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/11374-d9)

[Dr. Bath]

He too should feel bad. Yelling at a film because critics called it original, is silly. I don't normally like that guy with the glasses' reviews, but I extra didn't like that one.

What it did, it did well. It was an enjoyable shiny blockbuster which was slightly more intellectual (not a lot mind) than the usual drivel, which did shaky cam properly had good aesthetics and a nice premise.

And some of the complaints leveled at it are plain silly. There's a crazy man trying to eat the aliens! How stupid! That's nothing like real lif- oh wait that actually happens. What about putting all those aliens in slums! Ha! Humans would never demonise other sentient beings to the extent of segregation an- oh wait, that happens too.

It wasn't THE BEST FILM EVEERRR, but it was pretty good overall, and in comparison to say... Transformers, it was fantastic.

[Nameless]

@Nameless: I... what. I just. I don't even. That rant was bad and you should feel bad.

I love you too, Bath.

[Player_Zero]

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherazade had a thousand tales...

Ahhh... Golden age... Also, that movie had words in it that no child and most adults would not know.

[Coidzor]

Like Whilst?

[Rutskarn]

You know, I like a lot of TGWTG's stuff, but I thought is review was kinda stupid. Not send-off-angry-hate-mail-flame-comments-section stupid, but stupid nonetheless. Most of the stuff he called absurd had precedent--and besides, what else would we do with the aliens, hm? I mean, sure, we'd probably take away some of them to study and interview, but there's friggin' millions of them. They've got nowhere else to go.

[Player_Zero]

Like Whilst?

Nnnnnnnnnnnno....

Like fakir.

[Coidzor]

Fakir? Where did they use that word in Aladdin?

Rutskarn... Are you familiar with the Popplers episode of Futurama as far as how to dispose of aliens? :smallbiggrin:

[Player_Zero]

End of the Prince Ali song.

[Coidzor]

mmm, the part where your eyes have glazed over and rolled up into their head...

[Rutskarn]

Coid: No. I have not seen Futurama, and am only vaguely aware of a few of its jokes through exposure to the neternets.

[Morty]

Coid: No. I have not seen Futurama, and am only vaguely aware of a few of its jokes through exposure to the neternets.

So I'm not the only one.

[Coidzor]

Ok. I was suggesting eating them.

Preferably fried.

[Kaelaroth]

Coid: No. I have not seen Futurama, and am only vaguely aware of a few of its jokes through exposure to the neternets.

So I'm not the only one.
It is really rather funny, in my opinion, though not quite as consistently amazing as many would claim.

[Nameless]

This is silly now. There's a drawing I've been meaning to finish now, but it's too God damn cold! It's been like, three days now. :smallannoyed:

... Although I must admit, it is kinda cosy under this blanket. ^^

[Coidzor]

It's at least worth investigating, if not like building shrines to.

Then again, I'm kinda the type who doesn't really feel like building graven images for much anyway. Takes quite a bit for me to make idols.

[Cobra_Ikari]

*Shoots with a Shotgun* How do you like them apples? And by apples, I mean bullets! :smalltongue:

Red v.s Blue is awesome.

But...wasn't that "Meet the Scout"? *is confused*

[Fredthefighter]

But...wasn't that "Meet the Scout"? *is confused*

Yes, yes it was. I just pulled out something better. :smalltongue:

[Cobra_Ikari]

Yes, yes it was. I just pulled out something better. :smalltongue:

Umm, lies. Meet the Team is made of more awesome than RvB ever was. So there. =P

*is impatiently awaiting Meet the Pyro* >.>

[Fredthefighter]

Umm, lies. Meet the Team is made of more awesome than RvB ever was. So there. =P

*is impatiently awaiting Meet the Pyro* >.>

That was a great play, my favourite part was the one where I kill you! *Shoots* What's that? Encore? Sure thing! *shoots again*

Call Dr.Sarge! Perscription: death *hits with the gun* diagnosis: Shotgun! *Shoots*

Saregisms. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM3VW4-zStk&feature=related)

[Morty]

It is really rather funny, in my opinion, though not quite as consistently amazing as many would claim.

I've actually seen it, once. But not only was it in German television but I've never heard of it back then,

[Dogmantra]

Umm, lies. Meet the Team is made of more awesome than RvB ever was. So there. =P

*is impatiently awaiting Meet the Pyro* >.>

Thank you. I believe the term is...
*Snuggles*?

[Cobra_Ikari]

Thank you. I believe the term is...
*Snuggles*?

Yes. *snuggles*

My good sir, I forsee a long and prosperous friendship. =)

[Fredthefighter]

Thank you. I believe the term is...
*Snuggles*?

*Joins in with the huggling*
Dwarves need love to. :smalltongue::smallbiggrin:

[Nameless]

*Joins in with the huggling*
Dwarves need love to. :smalltongue::smallbiggrin:

Heh, I can imagine a dwarf protest march.
So funny. C:

[Fredthefighter]

Heh, I can imagine a dwarf protest march.
So funny. C:

Don't make me put my huskey avatar back on and cute you to death. :smalltongue:
*Snuggles the whole multiverse*

[Nameless]

Yay snuggle time! *opens up arms* mwaaarrrr!

[Coidzor]

Heh, I can imagine a dwarf protest march.
So funny. C:

You mean a bunch of drunk dwarves screaming down the street hacking off people's legs at the knees with their battleaxes?

Because that's more terrifying than funny.

[Nameless]

You mean a bunch of drunk dwarves screaming down the street hacking off people's legs at the knees with their battleaxes?

Because that's more terrifying than funny.

No... But that sounds funny too. :smallbiggrin:

[Cobra_Ikari]

No... But that sounds funny too. :smallbiggrin:

That sounds funny only because I have no knees to be hacked at.

Bow before my legless might! >=D

[Phase]

Legless? I'm runnin' circles around ya!

Bonk!

[Cobra_Ikari]

Legless? I'm runnin' circles around ya!

Bonk!

No, no. You WERE running circles around me.

Now, you are having two bleedy stumpy thingies. I don't think they'll make running easy...

[Destro_Yersul]

Being a lich is handy sometimes. I can just put my legs back on if they get chopped off. :smalltongue:

Also, I imagine a Dwarven protest could be effectively quelled if you just offered to buy them all a few beers.

[Nameless]

That sounds funny only because I have no knees to be hacked at.

Bow before my legless might! >=D

Yes, but that also means you can't move faster then I can, therefore I will win in a race against you. Regardless of the fact that I look completely ridicules running and move at the pace of a small child. >.>

[Cobra_Ikari]

Yes, but that also means you can't move faster then I can, therefore I will win in a race against you. Regardless of the fact that I look completely ridicules running and move at the pace of a small child. >.>

...*bites a much faster small child, hangs on until it crosses the finish line*...

Cobra fights your limbs with the power of strategery!

[Phase]

Limbs? I don't need limbs! I'm gonna headbutcha!

[Nameless]

...*bites a much faster small child, hangs on until it crosses the finish line*...

Cobra fights your limbs with the power of strategery!

No, Cobra fights my limbs with Gangrene and internal organ failure. :smalltongue:

[Pyrian]

Also, I imagine a Dwarven protest could be effectively quelled if you just offered to buy them all a few beers.And we all know how much quieter dwarves are when they're drunk. :smallamused:

[arguskos]

And we all know how much quieter dwarves are when they're drunk. :smallamused:
Now they're loud, but they're loud about something involving ale and their appreciate thereof, not about protesting whatever they were protesting earlier. It's like Scots, you get their attention elsewhere, and hope they don't notice what you don't want them to, else you get hacked to bits.

[Moff Chumley]

Daily Show is back today! Woo. :smallcool:

[Coidzor]

So I just sliced open my finger with a can's edge while making 3 bean salad for my mom. typing with only 3 fingers on my left hand is not as bad as I had thought it might be...

@_@

Also, I managed to burn my tongue on some tomatoes I was eating, the little cherry ones. that was hella weird.

[Jack Squat]

Food apparently hates you. Try to avoid it as much as possible. Developing a phobia would help.

[Phase]

Food apparently hates you. Try to avoid it as much as possible. Developing a phobia would help.

Jack is a passive fool who should never have been put in charge of this council. I, General Maan, am taking a stand and declaring a war on food and cans everywhere!

*Uproarious applause*

No more shall our civil liberties be stepped upon by those tyrants of the edible nature. To arms, men, to arms! Unless you're Cobra, you can just creep them all out to death.

[Moff Chumley]

*hugs a wheel of cheese*

But... but... my cheese! :smallfrown:

[Coidzor]

*cuts the cheese*

Now there is no more wheel of cheddar. Cry Havock! And let slip the dogs of moar.

[Moff Chumley]

*falls back on knees*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

It just occured to me that knees rhymes with cheese. I find this... intriguing.

[Player_Zero]

If you're feeling AAAAAHHH! or you can go UHOUHOUHUEH! Maybe you've met up with Duckula (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y40rDgZbdHw)!

So you won't be needing a shovel then, sir?

No, I'll butter my bread with a knife. What's your with you?

[Assassin89]

If you're feeling AAAAAHHH! or you can go UHOUHOUHUEH! Maybe you've met up with Duckula (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y40rDgZbdHw)!

So you won't be needing a shovel then, sir?

No, I'll butter my bread with a knife. What's your with you?

At least that vegetarian vampire is actually a vegetarian. Unlike those other vampires!

[Phase]

Player Zero, just as I think I may understand you, you go and post again. Then you baffle me completely.

[Player_Zero]

At least that vegetarian vampire is actually a vegetarian. Unlike those other vampires!

He's also a duck.


Player Zero, just as I think I may understand you, you go and post again. Then you baffle me completely.

It's quite charming, right? In a kind of 'that's kind of interesting, but I don't want him around my children' kind of way.

[Rutskarn]

Only real positive experiences I've had with vampires at a tender age were Bunnicula and The Lost Boys.

Yes, I saw The Lost Boys at a tender age. Actually, I think it was the first R rated movie I ever saw. And if you don't like this movie, I will have powerful words with you. Words like "quisling" and "aglet".

To this day, I think the Buffyverse and Dresdenverse are the only new entrants to my List of Vampire Stuff That Doesn't Suck.

[V'icternus]

Gotta agree with you there...

[Moff Chumley]

Am I a boring person if my posts make a degree of sense?

[Coidzor]

^: Yes, purple snow plow operator. Or rather. Only if you're already boring. Utter nonsense gets boring quickly as well. It's that golden blending of sublime and ludicrous that keeps us coming back for more out of life.


At least that vegetarian vampire is actually a vegetarian. Unlike those other vampires!

What? You lie! Bunnicula is totally a vegetarian vampire!

[Player_Zero]

Am I a boring person if my posts make a degree of sense?

Yes. Fairly obvious that one.

[Rutskarn]

What? You lie! Bunnicula is totally a vegetarian vampire!

Only until he conquers the world.

@Moff: No, it just makes you the minority picklebutter sandal.

[Moff Chumley]

Aaaaaand now you're trying to hard.

It's what I would do, excepting that that would be the obvious move and obvious is by definition, easy to grasp. Well, not really. Usually. In any case, I can't now attempt to not make sense as that would make me seem like a terrible poser. Which isn't the case. I hope. However, by writing this rant which will become self referential five words ago as of now, it's going to probably not make all that much sense. I suppose that means I'm admitting to being a hopeless poser. Well, such is life, eh, Playground? I suppose this is why I have self-hate issues... I know exactly what not to do, and do it anyway because not doing it is too hard. You know the feeling, I trust? So, yah. In conclusion, dear Random Banter, I'm a failure. :smallsmile:

[Player_Zero]

Aaaaaand now you're trying to hard.


That was the joke.

[Rutskarn]

Perhaps you're overthinking it, mate.

[Neko Toast]

Perhaps you're overthinking it, mate.

No no, let him keep going. I'm waiting to see if his head will explode.

[Moff Chumley]

That was the joke.

I know. It was a set up for the ensuing rant. It wouldn'ta worked without it, mate. :smallsigh:

Not to say that it worked. It just wouldn't have worked as well.

Ya know what? Just shut up.


No no, let him keep going. I'm waiting to see if his head will explode.

You can shut up too. :smallannoyed:

[Rutskarn]

Aaaaand let's move on.

So, tonight on Goddammit Rutskarn Seriously Why Haven't You Seen This Yet Theatre: Predator. Funwich.

[Assassin89]

Predator. It has been ripped off very poorly in Robowar. Spoony made fun of that rip off of Predator (http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bt/spoonyone/reviews/11452-robowar).

[V'icternus]

Predator is great. Very good movie.

[Rutskarn]

Yeah, so far it's not nearly as terrible as I expected.

EDIT: Wow, serious-minded Native American tracker. Never seen that before.

[Pyrian]

Predator is one of those movies where a lot of things which seem like cliches now didn't at the time. Mind you, several of them already were, but hey. It's also firmly in the genre of "Arnold movie". Yes, that's a genre. No, it doesn't include Junior, despite Arnold starring in it.

[V'icternus]

Yeah, this is an old movie. Covering yourself in mud doesn't really hid you from thermal vision, does it? No. But it's cool.

Oh, and sorry for the unspoilered spoiler, but I think the rule about decade-old movies is "You should have seen it already, you fool!" :smalltongue:

[Coidzor]

Hehe... Hatman referenced Junior...

God that was terrible.

Why did my dad make me watch it when I was a kid?

...Possibly to instill a hatred for any scientist who desires to one day make a man give birth.

<_< I don't trust them scientists who tamper with creation in ways that I don't approve of for sheer badass potential. >_>

Mainly those who aren't researching giant mecha, hoverboards, or velociraptors.

[V'icternus]

It was funny, at times, but personally, Arnold does better killing everything.

Kindergarden Cop was better than Junior, mainly because you know that Arnold has killed lots of crap on screen before, and now he's acting with kids.

[Rutskarn]

"Get to da choppa," indeed.

Words to live by, Arnold. Words to live by.

Ever notice that you never refer to Arnold's characters by their actual names? You're never all, "So then, Dutch does this," or "So then Paul does that." It's always Ah-nold.

[Pyrian]

Exception: Conan.

[Rutskarn]

That's a matter of personal protocol. I'd argue even then, myself.

[Player_Zero]

That's because he hardly ever has a character.

[Rutskarn]

What are you talking about? Of course he has a character.

He's Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Fun fact: nobody in this movie has a last name. Friggin' nobody. Except General Phillips, who has no first name.

Actually, assuming at least a few of these are nicknames, not even proper first names...

[V'icternus]

That's because they're men. Not men, men.

[Player_Zero]

They're films that you can watch without thinking, of course. If they had names or personalities instead of one-liners and explosive weaponry then you'd have to do some sort of recognition business, and that's not what you want out of the action genre.

[Rutskarn]

Or the Arnold comedy genre, for that matter.

Come to think of it, though, nobody would really want anything out of an ArnCom. Nothing they're bound to get, anyway.

And it has just struck me that the man I'm talking about is currently my governor.

[Player_Zero]

Speaking of horrible action movies, I saw that GI Joe film.

[Rutskarn]

From your comment, I'm going to go ahead and assume it was a touching classic for all ages.

[Player_Zero]

Not so much. I didn't really watch the cartoon save for these dealies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAcg-kMC4QA) and-...

Heh... Porkchop sandwiches...

Geeee eyyyye joooooe....

[FoE]

Was the Baroness hot, at least?

[Rutskarn]

Not so much. I didn't really watch the cartoon save for these dealies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAcg-kMC4QA) and-...

Heh... Porkchop sandwiches...

Geeee eyyyye joooooe....

Badah massage.

[Player_Zero]

Was the Baroness hot, at least?

The horrible acting was blinding I'm afraid. You couldn't see anything past it. Took me near a week to recover.

[FoE]

The horrible acting was blinding I'm afraid. You couldn't see anything past it. Took me near a week to recover.

Curses! Savage bastard that he is, I can hear my inner child weeping.

It's the sheer hotness of the Baroness that helped set me on the path to wickedness.

[Hell Puppi]

The horrible acting was blinding I'm afraid. You couldn't see anything past it. Took me near a week to recover.

Means "Yes, but I don't want to admit it".

:smalltongue:

[Coidzor]

Mmm, body massage...

Hey Hell puppi...

:smalltongue:

[Player_Zero]

Means "Yes, but I don't want to admit it".


I mean a lot of things I don't want to admit.

In point of fact, no I don't! I admit to nothing.


Badah massage.

Give 'im the stick. Don't give 'im the stick!

OOOOOOOOOOOOO


Mmm, body massage...

Hey Hell puppi...

:smalltongue:

Guess again. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk)

[FoE]

Mmm, body massage...

Hey Hell puppi...

*Smacks*

If anyone's giving Hell Puppi a body massage around here, it's me!

I mean, uh ....

How dare you disrespect her? She's a married woman, you know!

Yes, that should do.

<< >>

[Coidzor]

And she's married to Young Sam Vimes.

What's not to love about her? :smalltongue:

[Hell Puppi]

Awww....back massages for everybody! :smallbiggrin:

Except maybe Rutsy and Zero. I don't think Zero has flesh and moving Rutsy's around too much might actually do more harm than good depending on how decayed he is.

[Coidzor]

trust me, bits of Rutsky falling off are the least of your concerns.

Bits of rutsky falling off and turning into little versions of himself is far more horrifying and likely.

[Player_Zero]

What is this avatar-based prejudice.

Fine. Maybe I'll quixotically distribute delusive affections through imaginary interaction along this internet medium, founded on a personally perceived basis of character analysis based predominantly on picture recognition!

With blackjack. And hookers.

[Hell Puppi]

trust me, bits of Rutsky falling off are the least of your concerns.

Bits of rutsky falling off and turning into little versions of himself is far more horrifying and likely.

But-but that's kind of awesome....


So who's invited to the blackjack and hooker party, Zero? Non-fleshies only?

...wait then why would you need hookers? :smallconfused:

[Coidzor]

blackjack is my favorite card game...

Though, I have to admit, hookers, not my favorite meal...I much prefer coeds, but only partially inebriated ones. About .00006 BAC.

Hell Puppi: Here ya go then. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5556407&postcount=990)

[Player_Zero]

So who's invited to the blackjack and hooker party, Zero? Non-fleshies only?

...wait then why would you need hookers? :smallconfused:

I'm not going to make a pun about bones. You're a horrible person for setting me up for it.

Also, it's a party for all the cool people. So there's me. And my cat.

And the party activities include scowling at my monitor attempting to kill people through the internet with hate.

[V'icternus]

...wait then why would you need hookers? :smallconfused:

That question answers itself!

In fact, let's play strip blackjack instead of the boring kind where no-one is naked!

In fact, forget the blackjack!

[Coidzor]

Right... You go first then...

*scowls at PZ and attempts to AK him*

[V'icternus]

I can't. My artists accidentally deleted my body in this avatar. If I remove my clothes, there's nothing under there. It's kind of a package deal.

[Dogmantra]

Also, it's a party for all the cool people. So there's me. And my cat.

So... ummm... isn't that an oxymoronic situation?

[Player_Zero]

So... ummm... isn't that an oxymoronic situation?

That's the weakest attempt at an insult I've ever heard.

[V'icternus]

Not for long!

You smell poopypants!

[Player_Zero]

Not for long!

You smell poopypants!

I've gotta say, that's marginally better.

[V'icternus]

...Huh...

Well, I am kind of experienced with insults... but let's not delve into that deep mine of resentment and hatred.

[Coidzor]

...

I think my PZ/Rutskarn slash fiction killed Hell Puppi...

[Player_Zero]

What's wrong with you.

Also, lay off the rock.

[Rutskarn]

I think he means the old one. You know, the one that caused me to vomit blood.

[Coidzor]

I did link to it before she mysteriously disappeared when she was intrigued by my description of Rutskarnian reproduction.

For you, Player Zero, from the depths of my heart. (http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1638#comic)

[Player_Zero]

Meh. Like I read that thing anyway.

[V'icternus]

I would, but I'm afraid...

[Phase]

Okay, I referenced the Cthulhu Mythos before going to sleep last night, and I woke up with an Octopus in my bed. I have a bad feeling about the day to come.

[Coidzor]

actually that's a good feeling, it's just a bit groggy. Give it a bit of time and you'll know the joys of serving our dark lords and masters from beyond the stars.

[Destro_Yersul]

My Watcher protects me. You should get one, Phase. They will keep you safe from the dread things that live between worlds.

[Nameless]

Good morni--- noon playground! I have woken from my slumber. You may bow down and kiss my feet.

[Destro_Yersul]

it's morning here. 4:59 in the morning.

I should probably go to sleep soon...

[Dogmantra]

That's the weakest attempt at an insult I've ever heard.

That was the idea, smellface.

[Dieoxide]

I'm bored and decided to make a party thread! Just like a party van I guess, but more awesome! Not really sure what do right now, but isn't this fun?! We can have sleepovers, stories, anything! Except games, something doesn't want me to have games in this thread ...

Someone should make a picture for this thread, XD

[Dallas-Dakota]

Awww. but, Atreyu, Griever 'n me were just getting ready to play some Candy Land....:smallfrown:

[Totally Guy]

I just found out i'm 9500 days old today!

Yaay! That's what I call a random party.

Edit: Oops... 9499 today. 9500 tomorrow.

[Dieoxide]

Well, instead of playing Candyland, eat the candy! Eat it! I don't care if it's cardboard!

@Glug, "It's over 9000!"

[Totally Guy]

@Glug, "It's over 9000!"

It was 9000 May the 4th 2008.

So I did the "May the 4th be with you" joke instead.

[Dieoxide]

Nice, I like you. *Awkward stare*

[Ripped Shirt Kirk]

http://www.shrani.si/f/3L/Ar/2wHJTfZU/studentski-party.gif




Also, didn't you announce you were leaving, DD?




{Scrubbed}

[V'icternus]

Good morni--- noon playground! I have woken from my slumber. You may bow down and kiss my feet.

*Pockets the money*

Maybe later...

[Rutskarn]

Eh. Murinin. S'amburnit.

'mtired. Shdgbcktobed.

[Nameless]

*Pockets the money*

Maybe later...

Fine... *puts socks back on*

[Hell Puppi]

...

I think my PZ/Rutskarn slash fiction killed Hell Puppi...

Nah. That was the need for sleep. Stupid having to get up early.

I do have to say it is marginally better than having to do graveyard shifts though.

[V'icternus]

I thought graveyard shifts would be fun...

Or are there no actual graveyards involved?

[Nameless]

This reminds me of that time where these kids at my old school said they would let me hang out with them if they buried alive in a coffin in a cemetery for a day. After two weeks being in there, I suppose they must’ve just forgotten to dig me back up. Good thing someone herd me screaming though. We had a good laugh when I went back to school and told them that they forgot about me… They never did let me hang out with them though. ._.

[V'icternus]

I see...

You should take their souls and lock them in a box ofr "Safe keeping". They'll thank you for it, I'm sure.

[Totally Guy]

Half Orc Cleric,
Gnome Rogue,
Half Orc Cleric,
Human Druid.

That's a random party.

[Pika...]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f173/celestialkin/party_hard_cat2.gif

[Nameless]

PARTY HARD! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuw7tcftAoU) \m/:smallamused:\m/

[V'icternus]

Hey, look. Merging happened. (I was gonna mention on that thread that everything there could go here... :smalltongue:)

[UncleWolf]

You know, I've realized that apparently I like horror movies. Over half of my selection consists of them. Poltergiest, John Carpenter's The Thing, Ravenous, Predator 2, and Fallen to name just a few.

[Thanatos 51-50]

My dear, dear Playground - I am going to tell you a story. Spoiler'd as per convention.
Potential:
There was once a young boy. Truth be told, there still are many young boys and there will continue to be young boys, but as it stands, our protagnist is not currently a young boy, but was at the current time of this narrative.
Anyway.
The subject of our tale was once a young boy. And he was smart, top one percent of his class, charming and quick-witted, he thought fast, moved fast, and acted fast. He was curteous and was polite. He caused no problems - except for the lamentable accidents common to youths, catching a fastball to the throat or a kickball to the face, a punch thrown a bit too hard during some childish roughhousing with his siblings. Nothing too uncommon.
And he was constantly awash with praise for his manners and his smarts. It was noted that he finished his schoolwork ahead of his classmates, got all the answers right, always raised his hands in class, showed no need to study and always referred to his teachers as "Sir" or "Ma'am".

The Authority figures surrounding this young boy would always comment on this to the young boy or to his parents, saying things like "I wish I had a whole class full of boys like him.", and even more commonly "I see alot of potential in him."
This one phrase - spoken in many ways by many people latche donto the young boy and commenced following him.
In Junior High School, whilst still smart, he always showed "Potential"
In High School, although his grades suffered, it was for lack of taste for the busy work, and subsequent ignoring of, not his smarts, which still sometimes exceed that of his instructors.
When he was pulled away into a seperate school systemm, he was forced to go into remdial courses for his records, instead of the honours courses he had been going through, and soon proved himself far and away unsuited for such classes, and yet he showed no desire to leave them, as they suited him "Fine", and "It's not as if the material is any different, the wrapping paper just has a biggier, prettier bow"
And in all this time, people saw potential, and lamented at how he did not try to seize it.

Even now, people claim to see potential. Even as he strains and tries to make things better, to meet the marks others set for him and fails, people lament.
"You're better than this" they would say. "You show the potential to excel in this feild not scrape by, not be be passable. You're above the minimum, why do you curl around and make your home at the bottom of the barrel?
You have so much potential."

I hate that word, Potnetial.
I don't have it. Shut up.

[Nameless]

*Is bored* I need entertainment. .-.

[V'icternus]

...Thanatos... who are you and how do you know so much about my life?

...

*Fires a cannonball*

...

Entertained yet, Nameless?

[Nameless]

...Thanatos... who are you and how do you know so much about my life?

...

*Fires a cannonball*

...

Entertained yet, Nameless?

Eh...... :/